I just want to kiss her!

Hair does wonders. Why do people still not get this?
Why do they think premature baldness is such an issue?

No

Obviously they wanted a plain, androgynous woman so they could reprise Ripley. But it seems like they may have gone out of their way to get a homely actress.

God, that movie was pointless. It took what good there was in Prometheus and threw it away.

Movie should have been about David cruising through space in his stolen engineer ship blowing shit up tbh

Would've been better.
I wanted to see Shaw exploring the Engineer homeworld with David's head as an untrustworthy sidekick.

Shaw made my peepee hard

Different lighting and different hair and makeup

This, but the xeno from the end of prometheus stows away on their ship and they tame it into a cute pet alien.

what?

Yeah, that would have been great. It would also have made another formula hack script where a crew of retarded people die one by one impossible. Also, an attractive lead would have sold more tickets.

she's weird, she's cute from some angles, and looks like an old hag goblin from others

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pick one

Nobody looks good with that stupid haircut

It Ain't Me starts playing

She looked fine in Prometheus.
I don't like her in any other movie though.

So sick of all these boring faces women in all the movies.

I WAS READY FOR THIS WHEN THE SEQUEL TO PROMETHEUS WAS ANNOUNCED BUT NO I WAS GIVEN THAT BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF A MOVIE

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Noomi is the hottest girl in the alien franchise

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OH NO NO NO NO

(check'd)
The screenplay writer must be an exhentai regular.

This tbh.

She legitimately looks like a wax figurine

that's not how you spell hideous, user.

More please.

Sigourney was hottest in the 70's.

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I can imagine what happened:
< Hey let's make an Alien prequel
< Let's remove most references to Alien though and concentrate on Engineers
< We're doing a Prometheus sequel!
< We're removing everything you liked from the previous movie though!
< It -IS- a proper Alien prequel now, though. Happy now?
I wonder if this was our fault somehow.

incorrect

she has an androgynous face, and looks better with short hair. She looks like a man in a wig with long hair, it's more distracting.

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Which little rascal was this?