Kill All Speedrunners

PAUSES TIMER
Seriously fuck souls fags.

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The ones on twitch are cancer doing it for attention. Some of us are just good user, deal with it.

Stay mad, casual.

gitgud

the dude just really needed some coffee ok

Why do people even bother speedrunning luck-based games like dark souls anyway?

Speedruns are supposed to be start to finish, granted it's unofficial but I'd argue that taking breaks can be exploited.

Luck? Do tell.

Some runs rely on item drops like the Burger King Halberd. They're really boring to watch though, lots of resetting.

In Mega Man 9 you can speed run the story or time attack each stage. The timer stops every time you pause to switch weapons. Everyone that speed runs it abuses the pause button, that is the essence of Mega Man.


If you want the world records you have to do this stuff. I never got #1 but I was pretty high up the legit list on the Wii for a year or so.

I guess he means drops?
There is a run in the first DS that requieres a specific weapon to drop from a black knight otherwise you can't do it.
Some 2 or 3 years ago one of the GDQ guys tried to do it and failed atime and time again because the RNG fucked him in the ass.
So at some point he loaded up a save where the weapon already dropped and gave himself some extra 5 minutes.

I don't speed run games, that is for faggots, besides some exceptions like Bonezone.
You can pause the timer in Dark Souls III runs cause its such a shitty game that it has to cater too shitty computers, and even the Ps4 having timing differences. How fucking pathetic is that.

I know, it's why I called you a casual, casual.

Sometimes an entire run can be ruined by a drop. If an enemy drops a specific item it can save a ton of time in the rest of the run. It might even be required to continue the run. Often that enemy is a long way into the run so if you don't get the right drop you have to start all over.

No, that isn't how it works. When someone spends thousands of hours to git gud at one game, it means they fucking suck at playing video games in whole.
Don't you have some Overcuck to go play?

Nah, that's fine as It's built into the game, pausing in a game that's not meant to be paused such as DS1 is why I said it shouldn't be allowed, in MM it's clearly a feature.


Yeah, I know about the halberd run but to my understanding they just restart the game and timer resets (unless there's new events that stop that)

Halberd can be got to in the first 5 minutes, after that there is no rng drop.

It doesn't really matter if you pause the timer or not. When you get back you're right at the place you paused at.
What do you think the speedrunner is going to do in the middle of those pauses? Cheat? The final time is all that counts, unless you're doing an endurance run.
I know it's a hard concept to grasp but there are different types of runs. For example you can't classify tool assisted speedruns in the same category as regular speedruns, as that would make no sense.

This is probably why you're so bad. You've gotta keep your cool to play your best.

Doesn't compute user. I can speed run any old school platformer because I learned how to do it years ago. I'm sorry you never got good enough to do it. It's more fun than failing to jump on turtles and falling into holes

I don't play Dark Souls user explain why the timer is different if you have the time. Everyone talks about that game but in my experience anything popular with normalfags is cancer so I never looked into it.

what's worse: speedrunners that became trannies, or people that speedrun jrpgs?

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To be fair, in some games it might change guard patterns and such. It'd be a difference of a few seconds though.
I think in most games it really wouldn't matter.

Both, seriously kill them all. This world would be a better place.

You haven't seen anything.

It's a game that can't be paused, even in menu's it still continues.

If it at any point the player realises he is not currently playing at peak performance, they shouldn't be able to pause and fuck off for a bit till they've calmed down or whatever.

Stay salty, son lmfao

You might as well be a casual. After all, only casuals would allow their skills to atrophy or stagnate.

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Step it up son.

they are, go back to spic land.

It's full of dirty spics.

You are here all day, aren't you mark?

You give Mark too much credit

ur embarrassing tbh.

getting mad at images on an imageboard

DO YOU LIKE COPYPASTOES AND MEE MEES?

fucking faggots

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No worries, we still love ya.

where the console insult come from? that confuses me tbh. i just sed ur embarrasing

NIGGER FAGGOTS

i get off to penis insertion porn tbh.

Don't they use the in-game timer because of shitty load times?

They shouldn't use timers at all. Time pressure can be really problematic for certain people and I don't think the speedrunning community should exclude people just because they can't finish the game as fast as the rest of them.

I came here to post this. Thank you good sir, upvoted.
:^)

This actually. It's a very problematic community.

What's the source of this?

Must suck being that casual.

Well to be honest the Black Knight with the Halberd can be like the second enemy you kill after Asylum Demon, its not that far from the start of the game.

I agree with the message but

This. memecenter is the better source for ridonkulous memes

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Watched the whole thing, fuck that game looks stressful to speed-run, so many places RNG can just fuck you.

i speedrun roguelikes

what the fuck is wrong with me

how new are you to speedrunning?

At least you're not the crawl community to actively request things to be removed because they get in the way of the run instead of being men and adapting new strategies on the fly based on their current situation.

Fuck, I mean the crawl speedrunning community that actively request.

Hopefully whoever we get will be better than bawkbasoup.
Fuck bawkbasoup.
fuck him
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What's wrong witht that guy?

speedrunning is autism
no exceptions

where do you think we are?

Watch this year run at AGDQ.
He ran RE2 and SH3.
It was fucking excruciating, he was half asleep and shouting "LET'SAGO" every 2.5 seconds non stop, he managed to turn what is usually the most enjoyable segment in any speedrunning event into the worst most unwatchable trash ever produced.

GDQ is cancer and if you watch it you deserve to get cancer.

Dark Souls 3 runs use in-game time, so pausing the real time timer is irrelevant. They even use a plugin that reads the in-game time and pauses the displayed time during loading screens or when they quit out of the game.

I'll watch whatever i damn want and you won't be able to do anything about it.
How about that?

Why do you care?

Who did this?

Me

*Teenage Wasteland by The Who fades in*
Yep, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got in this situation, huh?

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It uses IGT and pauses aren't explicitly frowned upon so yeah it's still legit, shitty for a run that probably isn't very long but legit.

Will any run every be better than Bonesaw play J&D?

That alone is gold

Either GWPT or one of the older /srg/ marathon had one run where the guy was running kid chameleon and streaming from his phone while walking his dog

This thread is fucking shit tbh familia


This only proves you cocksucking niggers should die

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thats pretty shitty maybe they shouldnt speedrun a fucking roguelike then