I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?
How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends
I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have. 
I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.
I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.
How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?
How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

I don't like prostitute.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.
I don't f*** prostitute.
I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.
Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

Sorry user you're too spergy to get a GF.

Fuck you assholes. I need a fucking gf


No. I tried to thinking suicide but scared to do because if the suicide fails.
I am an atheist since 2014 don't believe in god.
I believe god don't exists.
Fuck you! I need gf

It's ok you're right hand loves you.

Have fun jacking off for 40 years.

I need dubs

watcha sliding shlomo?

Right hand loves me nonsense.
Fuck you!
I need gf

This is a spam thread. This script is relatively new but has been used here before.

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and this is what you are reduced to.
Become less disgusting for starters. No more porn. No more facebook. No more internet. Read books.
Get some male friends. Your primary social interaction should be with other men.
Get jacked. Lift heavy fucking weights. Get as much protein as you can. If you are a vegetarian, then drop that shit. Eat meat. Eat as much of it as you can get. Stronglifts 5x5 is a good program for beginners. Read the /fit/ sticky here and on cuckchan.
Dress well. Nice button down. Jeans or slacks that fit well.
Good hair. Good hygiene. Shower alot. Always wear deodorant.
Get jacked. Get friends. Then cruise on over to no-maam.blogspot.com read everything on there, esp. Book of Pook, Principles of Seduction, etc. along with therationalmale.com Best of Archives.
You need to fix yourself. You need to get better.
If you don't have social circles, you won't have women.

I rather prefer to have more female friends and I have nothing against to have male friends but I prefer female.
I am male.
You stupid motherfucker
I need gf.
Do you have gf?
Fuck you!


here's an indian guide to getting gf

I look beautiful.
I do bath daily at every morning.
I always live in hygiene environment.
I have good hair.
So fuck you and your family


I don't prefer this guide to get gf.
So give me Alternative ways to get girlfriend.
You stupid motherfucker dogs

It's the Syria thing. Israel attacked Iranian drones based in Syria.


Improve or die.

Shit. Sorry. These are getting slid.

Give me another alternative ways to get gf.. you dogs and stupid bastard

ask them to send bobs and vagana

I have pussy

Not this way again. Alternative way to get gf you motherchod and bastard

Are you telling me this retard is a bot?

Post a selfie or GTFO

I am not bot you motherfucker..

No. I cannot also Holla Forums doesn't allow and it will violate my privacy. Fuck you

Then why the fuck are you here?
Post a selfie or you're full of shit
Holla Forums is the board of love, you'll get a white GF delivered to your door if you do.
Win win.

I am here because I need gf.
I need gf. Fuck you I am sexually frustrated.

If i post my Selfie in Holla Forums will violate my privacy and it will be spread everywhere. Fuck you. I need gf

I am veg and non veg.
I eat meat you fool.
One day I will eat beef.
You stupid motherfucker.
In Darjeeling first time I had pork

Fuck you!!!!!!!


I am 25 yo volcel

Op just an hero

If you aren't a virgin for your first bride you are degenerate

Go away! This isn't the type of threads that should be posted on Holla Forums. You are embarrassing yourself and you will never get a girlfriend. You will never get girlfriend because you are a loser and girls don't like losers. I'm a winner I got my woman and I fuck her when I want. I never pity party myself like you just have. That is just not attractive at all to women or even gays. You will never have woman because you are awkward and weird and they can sense it immediately. You might get a woman temporarily but a winner will eventually claim her rightfully for himself and you will cry and cry. Post face.

I will gf.
I really need it.
I am so sexually frustrated.
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not degenerate. Fuck you!?!