Canada

its gonna rain soon

VIVE QUÉBEC LIBRE

FUCK FUCKÉ ANGLAIS LES COCHONES

BOMBSRDER LE PARLEMENT

scarlet im serious about not linking me
you domestic abusers disgust me

Sounds like something I've heard about.

I don't remember what it is though.

one more

"do it for her"

im gonna start capping and add to that #3 image
its gonna be YUGE

get rekt turk scum

rip

...

ehs gonna do it for her (you)

L'INDÉPENDANCE DE QUÉBEC EN ACADIA

TAPETTE ANGLIAS VA SU DUL DJABE

reuters.com/article/us-turkey-blast-idUSKCN0ZE2J1

this is what you get for funding ISIS

im a huge (you) slut

Me rn.

Plz.

J'foure ta mere anglais putain tapettes

This isn't news, there's been on ongoing terrorist insurgency there since 1453

oh boo sempai...

THAT

come in my bed

me.rn

It's just the Turks.
No one cares if they get jihaded back to the stone age.

I don't know what Byzantium is, do you mean the ROMAN EMPIRE

You know, I -just- realized she's a kemonomimi.

I do most of my best work on my back, tbh.

I know

histotrigger successful

youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i don't.

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I will not rest nor shall my rifle sleep in my hand until we have built Jerusalem in Dixie's green and pleasant land

screaming frogs are so normie...

Scar, are you actually from Quebec, or are you just fucking around?

Just goes to show that I know my place.

boom
youtube.com/watch?v=Qy2KhS4hNr8

that took you some time

this is almost as good as citing bible as historical proof.

...

I never really looked at her butt.
I was always looking at her eyes and freckles, and from there her ears just look like hair.

ACADIE

He's from the US and moved to Canada to live off his then girlfriend.

...

twice even... reading is hard

is a man justified in his desire to have a second pizza for supper if both this one and his first were only shitty 12" thin crust frozen things with next to nothing on them, and he had jam on toast for breakfast?

I'll from the US but that wasn't what happened lol. Both of us were NEETS ;)

Aye
go for it

catgirlcare.org/guide.jpg

Oh, so it was to live off the Canadian government.
Got it.

I will not rest nor shall my tummy sleep in its rumblings till we have baked a pizza in our carpeted and homely land

maybe we tend to look at different things.

sowwy jebus

bookmarked for future luls

I'm surprised I can read most of what Scarlet's been shouting without issue, but I have issues speaking with Tokai in french.
Lol.

Hasn't existed for quite some time.
So you must be pretty old.

Fair enough.

I -love- eyes.
And freckles done right are just too good.

This feeling when you end up in situations where every choice is a bad choice and you begin to think that basically everything is sin.

LOL

I couldn't do that dude. I had like 4k saved up when I went there from work

fookin right well you should be... your penance is no fap.... 60 days

People in New Brunswick speak Chiac/Acadian French and there are Acadian flags flying everywhere

Can't go out without hearing that abomination of a language

You speak french ?

Hey, I like this language okay ?

French is fine, Chiac is gross

Cus I'm speaking a mix of Québécois and Chiac

I don't know cosmopolitane French

*helps*

Never heard Chiac. I don't really know what it sounds like.

I make a lot of mistakes.

same, I wish they did freckles more, but they mostly go for smooth.

I cannot do that long.

you mustve known there would be repercussions...

I miss Uno ;~;

Oh, well then.
I'll keep that in mind if I ever go anywhere near New Brunswick.

I understand it spoken around me far better than I do reading, typing or speaking it.

I was in french classes up until grade 9.

That explains it.

How do you mean?
I don't need help.

Also what Scar said.
But it's usually not the mistakes that are getting me.

The last MMO I played, almost all of my characters had nose freckles.

hmph... nvm ;~; *pouts*

Just text/Skype him.

okay but where the cuddles and girldick at

WHERE

...

sorry I don't fuck people literally over double my age, dad

I don't really understand personally how someone can understand a language more easily spoken than written. I must have shit oral recognition.

What's up, sweety?

I can only objectively provide one of those things.

I was not aware, so I'm free

owh oke, real french is kinda weird anyway though.

kinda glad I have nose freckles now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CK0cUv3ba-o

better be girldick

Just say you're a lesbian and he'll totally be on that.

dad is for fishing and drinking around campfires, NOT LEWD.

that's reserved for my brother :^)

Are you dating Blood-chan yet?

would it work if i told her im a feminist?

that would remove you from being dadfu

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Nope. And it would be a disaster, the more I think about it the more certain it seems to be. I'm fine without being linked to her one way or another.

Not cool.

It's because I mostly learned phonemes before writing.
So I recognize phonemes better.
Plus, when I used it, it was all spoken.
So the spoken got committed better.

Most languages are weird when heard pure, or even just from a different region.

It was the cuddles.

im still not full on with the dadfu thing... does that make me FILF?

just not getting it...

She likes you though, give her a chance.

ur probably bloodchan
put on your name so i dont have to see you thanks

nah that's more "I never had a dad to do father daughter things with"

oh its definitely bc

kay

how exactly do you cram 1000 fucking calories into this?

tranny had no father figure????????????????????????????????

holy shit i would have never imagined...........

...

cheese

sugar

is all you do talk/post about pizzas?
that's all ive seen..

How even old is user-sama again?

yes

37 now.

like 47

43

lol

...

Which is it?

It makes sense. Still, I can't integrate any form of grammar without seeing it written at first. I don't know why, and it is frustrating when I think about the hundreds of hours of japanese I heard in anime that will never be useful.

She prefers Shiro, and I think it's better. Plus, she's kind of far-right, and I have issues with that.

Me neither. When are you old enough for being a DILF and isn't it a bit dangerous ?

She's center right, she's not a bad person if you give her a chance.

Niggers

...

yuh that's true, I can't really deal with Flemish either. accents are a fun thing though, and yours is cute.

if that isn't a shitposter greeting, I don't know what is.

i fail to see the danger...

What do you think it is?

in my soul im like 90... lol

this was in my playlist

I think the AIVD is gonna go after me

American center-right is like far-right in Europe.

Well, I'm only 23. I'm only a DILF to 12 years-old I guess. That's...not a good thing.

sup fags wouldve also been acceptable

WHERE
THE
GIRLDICK

It could also just simply be a difference in learning style.

Accents are always interesting.
Tfw you don't even know what your own accent sounds like.

i cant wait to be a GRILF...

a classic shitposter greeting.

another classic.

nothing important...

i think ill lie down for a tiny bit

glad to see we could be on the same page with this

Rest well.

That's sad, you're going to miss out on true love because of a political view? Shame.

...

...

you gotta pay close attention.
I know I have a combo of Amsterdam's and farmers accent.

I don't know, I very often have understanding issues with spoken language, even in French. It's like I don't have the ability to notice speech patterns, and if I misinterpret one phoneme I see 20 different interpretations. I don't have this issue when it's written.

To get 12 years-old ? Ew.

I don't think Blood is my "true love". She would have expressed it one way or another.

Luka it's because Québécoise and Chiac is more phonetic

Cosmopolitane French is fucking AWFUL lol, makes ZERO fucking sense to write

I want to get better at Québécoise and Chiac bit there are no resources and I fucking hate cosmopolitane

Ej ché pas...so quosse vous faites de soir?

where did you go just now? psychoboi

Europe's right can be way more extreme than America's.

this guy wants to ban the Quran, National Front in France has super shady business etc.

Is he seriously reveling in the fact that a few retards like him in Texas wouldn't let someone use a bathroom?

Rin I'm a linguistics fag

Post your voice I'll tell you what your accent sounds like

Wait hold on I'll find the thing that brings out accents to recite one sec

Hey hey hey leave him alone, he's a cripple.

leavebritneyalone.avi

What's .avi?

I don't know what sounds to pick up on, though.
Because everyone I'm ever around has the same accent, lol.

I dunno, man.
I pick up phonemes and language structure super easy, so just listening to people speak language has always been easier for me.

Will do.

Hey do you have this pic?

It was a straight up dude trying to walk into the women's restroom and said female occupants of that bathroom told him no.

lmgtfy.com/?q=.avi file extension

I'm not clicking that dox link.

Fucking newfag

hue

ohh right, man canada is so big..
at least a lotta nature with it.

Je contemple l'abîme de mon âme, dont les ténèbres menacent d'engloutir la flamme vacillante de ma lucidité. A moins que je ne l'aie déjà perdue, envolée dans le gouffre sombre de mon propre désespoir.

Depends on the age you think it's okay to be a GRILF.

That's true, but generally these guys are kind of laughing stocks for the majority. In America they can be elected. Though I'll admit, the National Front in France is way too popular, but I think it's because there are no others parties with anti-EU views.

Damn you're lucky. I'll have to work harder to compensate that I guess.

Nope, thanks.

Who are you?

Don't agree with that faggot.

I can give you a meme too if you like.

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station

Recite that

qué :DDDD?????

bout 50 maybe?

well... it was a somewhat newfaggey question.

Says the anonymous poster.

They are no longer the laughing stocks.
each of those parties is now incredibly more popular, and shrugging it off as a meme is not gonna stop them.

Just had ribs a bit ago and I'm bursting with energy again. I should exercise in a bit. How is everyone?

I've heard something like that.

This insignificant event totally validates your asspain at anything that doesn't fit with the way you want to see the world.

Sci?

k

Sci?
I'm not that autistic

...

...

sweaty!

i feel like tsuchi would bitch if he saw a tranny in the men's bathroom as well

My fucking sides.

So much nature.
Bears, and wolves.
Foxes and bunnies.
Lynx.

I'm also really enjoy learning languages.
So I'm glad I'm lucky, lol.

This is so weird.
vocaroo.com/i/s0S20esPtbN8

Damn, I think he's only brave enough to be fun when he's drunk.

You don't shower after jogging?

I'm also not fixing it.

How do I keep something in the subject field, by the way?

Never

Erin made a script, Luka has the link.

Absolutely disgusting.

You're too kind.

Don't tell me you want a translation. I'm too tired for that.

Let's assume you have a son at the age of 20. He will also have a son at the age of 20. So, mathematically, at 50 the only "grandpa" you will be will be for 10 years-old kids. You sick fuck.

What a world. I'm growing sadder day by day.

I see that. I wish I could learn japanese easily.

THE VOICE!

me irl

youtube.com/watch?v=7T_KKiQiolk

you need to hit 10 butthurt text walls at tsuchi in order to have a permanent subject field

youre only at 7 now i think

Who are you? ._.

play of the game memes are my fav

...

THERE YA GO BRINGING MATH INTO IT
YOU HAVE PUT A WHOOOLE LOTTA THOUGHT INTO WHAT AGE BOI U CAN MOLEST

It's a desire of mine to be able to speak as many languages as I can.
I should become a translator, lol.

Y-yes...

You sounded like you were speaking Standard American Midwest Pronunciation aka General American but the way you said bag gives off the fact that you're probably from Ontario, but considering how lazy(not an insult, I just forget the linguistic term) you speech patterns are i could also see you being from BC

lmao dad PLEASE
you need to timestamp an image if this is really you

I just don't want self identifying to be what counts.
It should be something that's been backed up by whatever therapist is prescribing and guiding your transition.
If you have what's in place to switch over your documentation, which requires diagnosis and proof of transitioning, then by all means, use whatever it says.

I'm the one thats gonna penetrate you with my star-shaped dick.

I'd love to go exploring in it together but I fear getting lost.

don't worry, when the EU is gone we are still strong in the BeNeLux union, unless we decide to assert more dominance but I doubt it.

Yoghurt?

I'm not grossed out by that, for some reason.

I guess Grim probably does too. Maybe I'll just ask whoever I see first.

Pathetic.

This might come as a shock to you but everyone here seems to be a faggot.

nah i found it on craigslist

It took me 3 seconds actually. The lack of thought from you is more worrying.

I anted to be one, but heh. Except French and English, I don't master many of them.

Please, no, leave.

I dunno, Belgium is kinda shitty in my opinion. And they're still gonna use this shit pesticide I forgot the name of.

I bathe only at night

8ch.net/animus/links.html

No problem. I got them from another Adachifag

Do i look like milk product to you?

What were you doing looking on Craigslist for old gay dudes?
Actually, don't answer that.

No why?

lol same

awh damn
it would have been amazing to have a guy like that there
i dont believe youre a new poster then
who are you?

omg bro nice 1 u just burned every 1 here xddddd

please sing my wayward son for this humble sama

Kek.

Then obviously i'm not Yoghurt.

why even live...

Nice talk.

I guess I'm supposed to be able to find it somewhere in there?

Such a weak little retard. You're Jeb Bush tier.

...

Neat.

Ontario, born and raised.
I've never even lived outside of the Nipissing area, lol.

I'm not afraid of getting lost.
We learned tricks young for finding our way back.

I don't handle people very well, so I'm not sure if I should be one, honestly.

N-no song requests for now...

But you have a weird shaped penis

Yus!

vocaroo.com/i/s0a9Un2d9Hzu

okay erio
you gonna be ok bud?

It helps me feel better about myself. I don't need to go to craigslist anymore for that tho, I have you guys.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ ___ burned, my famally _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ ___ _ _ _ ___ __

i don't remember. i hit my head and woke up here

Why even live?

Are you for a split?
Flanders to the Netherlands, Wallonia to France and the German provinces to Lux-Germany?

ohh that's cool, then I trust to go with you.
even go camping.

I'm gonna probably dye my hair black soonish.

do it....

DO

IT

Bebop, Erin, Goggles

Your mods are useless, there is CP in the Catalog

...

Don't go for the "gay emo twink" look.
Just no.

Weren't you?

Yeah that's what I guessed, your slow speech is a pretty common thing in the west though, sorta a relaxed style.

I'll do mine one sec

I think I'll just ask Grim or something. :3

That only works on meme-headed little boys like yourself; sorry.

yes PLEASE go for the gay emo twink look

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

We already knew they were useless tho

being a mod on here is like being the smartest kid with down syndrome

shut the fuck up sandmonkey

Isn't the gay emo twink look fashionable right now?

Camping is, like, one of my most enjoyed activities.

Sama, please.
I really don't want to.

Interesting. I never really knew that.

Please do, I'll probably feel less embarrassed then, lol.

How new are you?

There is another Adachi fag ? Wuuuut ?

Oh, you meant a live-translator ? I mean, one who translates what people say ? Yeah, I couldn't do that either. When I said translator, I meant for written things.

I don't care that much. Actually, I feel like Wallonia is economically weak, so if Flanders left it would be bad for us. I'm more concerned about the EU currently, and I don't think it will change for the best.

I dyed my hair blond once and it was a mistake.

That was early 2000s.
And it died there.
Thankfully.

fiiiine...

Oh, for written things is one thing.
I could do that probably easy.

I could also do live-translation easy, provided I knew the languages in question, but I people can be super infuriating.

Oh, okay.

...

Grim will pretend to need your IP so be careful

That's fucked up

Stop greentexting

Only faggots greentext

same dude
great vocaroo

okay dude ~!

are we friends enough that i can see what you look like ban the man
you probably think i'd just spread it for a meme :/

that's me actually

nobody would ever flirt with you but sci

...least you get flirted with

I forgot how bad chlorine was for my hair since I spent all day Saturday either in the pool or laying out by it with someone who came over.
My hair is like three shades blonder and I'm partially sunburned and she didn't even use any sunscreen and made it out just fine.
Being painfully white sometimes sucks.

Well not here. I come from a cancerous circlejerk called hunger games.

(You)

...

Hey everyone
What's good?

traps love the dadlook and dadbod dude

clyp.it/3qoujd4r

R8 my accent lad and position it geographically

I used to not like it anymore, cause it was always a christian happy jabby kids camping and it was with my brothers, but with you it sounds fun.

That's why they want to leave lol.
But the EU is dying anyway so you gotta secure a new future.
Either in Belgium, France or even the Netherlands.

hows me fam-lee

I don't think he'd do that. :3

Underwhelmed by the low energy in here.

You?

southern domestic abuser

For what purpose?

stupid nigger

I don't really want to share.

I'm in a pool for 3 - 6 hours a day and the ends of my hair are all blond.

...lol i know... its creizi

Eat my ass, little faggot.

...

it's fun

im with you, whoever you are

Just getting home from work
Trying to cool down and figure out what all I want to do in LA
Should probably start packing too

I'll kill you.

ftfy

Just find the nearest underage dude with daddy issues and you'll be golden.

Wouldn't dyeing it black just end up looking disgusting after being in the chlorine a few days?

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?

please come back

I'm taking 16 weeks off after this summer.

I have a hard time with people too. Plus I tend to be manipulated easily, so it's not good. Damn I'm tired, half of what I say makes no sense.

It does sound cancerous.

People try to convince me of stealing Bloodchan from you.

I can't secure anything. My life is a mess and I have no power of decision on it.

for the record love is the strongest force in the universe

filthy gypsy

The I is the strongest force. Even love is dependent on it.

r8 my voice.

Hey, Whitey.

I like it. It's a familiar one, but I don't think I could place it, honestly.

Also, that background was horror-esque, and your phone going off may have had me look to mine.

Eugh, that sounds miserable.
For me it was always a weekend-long family trip to a campground.
We didn't go hiking very often then, so let's do it lots now.

I can be pretty oblivious.
But I'm also super resilient, and stuck in my ways.
But I'm not immutable, lol.

For what?

Just don't like it get to that "white trash exposed roots" where it grows out and your natural hair color is at the roots.
That looks so disgusting.

enjoy reading encyclopediadramatica.se/Hunger_Games_Roleplay

make me a part of your text wall

but then love is the most compelling force in the individual so suck it!!!

Eh people here are stupid and love drama
They are just trying to use you for amusement

Besides that, how's it going? ^^

Play anything today?

femboy/10

He's gonna ignore you out of spite now.

My natural hair color is kinda dark so I don't know if you could even see the roots.

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Just going on vacation or going there for a specific reason?

NICE PREDICTION SHITLORD

That depends on the individual, though. It's most certainly not the most compelling force in me.

now i will betray rin's trust by posting an old and unflattering picture of him

while this is happening tsuchis gonna tell me the story about the laundry machine

These are dire times for Europe, you gotta fix yourself to be able to brace for it.

It was, it wasn't even really nature.
eh oke, but there's no mountain in this country, and I've never done that, so please help.

or possibly you just dont know it yet

I wish I was like that. But it's like I'm used to having people shatter my will. Opposing no resistance often sounds like the best option to me.

Mother of God.

Badly. School and family stuff.

I wish. Sorry if I sound bitter, I had a bad day.

I know exactly what screams and flames up from my subconscious as an undeniable force. It's not love.

What

noice

gee that living space looks really comfortable

how distressed have you felt recently?

okay then what is it

Played Rabi-Ribi. I told you that, lol.

I'll take it/10.

It doesn't have to be mountains.
You can just go hiking through the woods and trails~

I know some people who know how to make me completely buckle and yield.
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it when they do, lol.

Anytime I ride the train, I see the inverse: niggresses who died their hair blonde/ketchup red and it's growing out with black roots and it just looks so fucking disgusting.

That washing machine and him go way back.
They served together in the Gulf War.

oh so you arent new

jesus christ

But its pretty fun because people gets buttblasted over an rng simulator and other ridiculous things.

Fuck man that sounds rough
Hope it works out for you tho
Is that why you haven't been posting often?

Rabi ribbed for her pleasure~
Get your money yet?

oh come on tsuchi i thought we were friends
give me the story

Yeah i was born and raised on the border with ontario in Detroit

That's my standard accent, I have a metro accent and a more countriesque accent to that I'll use depending on if I'm in the suburbs, country, or Detroit

Get off the train.

Don't worry, I'm used to a lot.
It's fine as you don't emotionally lash out at people.
Are you often stressed?

ohhh phew.. I think I can do that well.
Even in winter?

I don't think there's a story about it.
I think it's just an old washing machine on the porch.

I kind of have to ride it when I go downtown.
Otherwise I have to pay like $30 in tolls and parking and deal with rush hour traffic.

kill me

Its the price you pay then.

i just started posting today

I forgot that I neglected to do laundry.
So I'm going to remember super carefully to do it tonight, then go tomorrow.
I won't get -any- money until I get the new checks.

Huh, interesting.

I don't really know how to change my accent, but that'd probably more about having not really experienced different ones to add them to my... ... vocabulary?
That word doesn't really fit, I don't know how I should call it.

We mostly went during the May 24 weekend.
We'll probably find another day.
I'm not sure about going camping in winter, but if you want to, we can try it~

Do u ever think that tsuchi always has to take a really big poo but can't and that's why he's so angry :)?

Neutral California non-accent is best accent

Why?
Do you want to be loaded with Rin's hot, stanky clothes like it was?

WHY DO THEY DYE THEIR HAIR THE COLOR OF KETCHUP?
WHY?

This is the most interesting take on it that I've ever heard.

A lot. People expect from me, and I feel like I'm stuck in a hydraulic press. No matter what I do, I will cause harm, and I can't stand this thought.

My father makes me feel like that. Not a nice feeling.

Like here ?

Not really, I try to advance in my games. And it's not THAT hard, it's just that I've been under pressure for some time and it doesn't make me a lot of good.

Often stressed. And I don't lash out at people, it's people who lash out at me. And me who lash out at myself, because I have no one to lash out to otherwise. If it makes sense.

Like, totally, yeah.
Rad.

rin is not attractive to me at all
kind of a butterface if you ask boo

Because they want people to know how hot they are.

Let's just simplify it as "instinct."

It really is the most primordial and essential thing. From that ancient part of the brain, before things like love were developed. I think people in general would benefit from getting in touch with it more. It's surprising how much the animal inside is capable of knowing about people and situations that the rational mind can't put together so easily, for one.

Love itself ultimately only serves animal needs.

Believe or not i would say its worse.
Oh and here's another pic. And a delicious copypasta the adachi created with it.

JUST START A FUCKING C.UCK ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING GAMES
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

Baka you know I ment your checks

Oh damn well it sounds like you can handle it then ^^
What game have you been playing?

Vernacular is the term

It's very easy to train yourself to do other accents subconsciously tbh

It's generally very mathematical and your brain can just pick up the raisings or shifts

I'm more prone to have the opposite issue tbh.

Take him to poundtown.
Put him in the Boo harem.

That may be the dumbest thing I've heard and it actually sounds like what they'd say.

Gag me with a spoon

That shits fire fam 100%

I realized I missed your post here:

Maybe you should use a more colorful avatar or something. :3

im sorry about that. it seems like a kind of constant in your life from what youve told me. how often do you get extended periods of rest?

that sounds like something i want no part of

Vocaroo yourself speaking in either a Huntington Beach or valley girl accent.

Niggers, man.

Please tell me you were trolling when you implied that you don't have an accent. Every single person has an accent, it's impossible to not have one.

jesus christ, am I dreaming

Yush, I can pretty much chill with money for some time, considering I can pay 1st year of college no problem and public transport is free.
sooo I'll see when.
eheh how cold can it get there?

You need to find a stress reliever, like yoga or something like it.
at least no danger to others then.

I probably won't even be able to get them until the end of the pay period I ask in, lol.

Ah, thanks.

It seems like it would be one of those things.

nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Whale-Spotted-Off-SoCal-Coast-384581871.html

Will they save Swedish Fish in time?

Can we all agree to never talk about this Adachi ever again ?

I bought the Sonic Bundle and I had fun with Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed. Kinda buggy sometimes, but I find it hella fun. I've been playing The Stanley Parable, a bit of The Witcher, One Piece Pirate Warriors 3 and Tales of Zestiria, though I'll probably wait a bit because I want to test it in coop.

Rest ? You mean sleeping or generally relaxing and being non-stressed ?

Besides videogames, I don't really know what to do. I'd like a dog. A dog sounds nice.

I thought I didn't have an accent either until i realized how I say "car"

Did they take your rs too?

One of my friends had his rs stolen.
Truly a horrible crime.

He can be pretty hilarious though. But yeah you're right.

Perhaps when I am intoxicated

That has not accent which can eternal cry

And with strange aeons even accents may die

i mean periods of leisure and relaxation.

Haha sorry I'm still trying to relax

8760 hours in a year

526,000 minutes

365 days

52 weeks

but its takes just 1 second to drop these DM's

I'd do a vocaroo but I'm not really confident in my voice

Every person in the entire world who speaks any language has an accent. Everyone speaks a dialect. Everyone who doesn't understand linguistics thinks that people who sound "like them" don't have accents and everyone else does, that's just bag linguistics.

Everyone in the entire world who knows nothing about linguistics thinks they have no accent, and it's everyone else that's far away that does.

Newport beach is touching huntington beach

Your accent seems more neutral because of you moving around a lot.
So you don't have specific pronunciations that consistently stand out but it's just innate to language, there's no one whose speech doesn't have specific wordage and pronunciations from wherever you spent before adolescence.

EVERYONE HAS AN ACCENT

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING AS HAVING NO ACCENT

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why do you only want me to fuck the ugly posters?

general american is objectively not an accent. it's perfect.

Oh well i've had my daily dosis of shitposting.
See ya scrubs.

those are not stress relievers.
well depending on the game you play.
you gotta have a moment for inner peace.

Don't OD

Quit going to black people Twitter.

Thank you.

All the time. I spend all my free time, which means at least 10 hours a day doing nothing but Internet and videogames, and the uneasiness never goes. Same with sport, except it doesn't occupy my mind, so it's almost worse in these moments.

The first one is really boring in term of gameplay though. It seems the two others are better, but I have mixed feelings concerning The Witcher 1.

Bye.

I can't empty my mind without videogames. And withut an empty mind I don't know how to achieve peace.

obvs to keep the cute ones to myself.
I just do it because the responses amuse me.

Hey nice link

Me irl

youtube.com/watch?v=C5rHjInTb6g

No it's similar to RP, annunciating every word clearly as to be understandable to as many other dialects of English as possible. It's still an accent.

Also you have a thick country Michigan accent.

Wiggers are the worst.

I'll tryyyyy, mooom.

Fair enough.
I'm not very confident in mine regardless of my pitch and tone.

Nnngh, beautiful.

Depend on the time of year, and how spiteful mother nature's feeling.
Our average winter low is -20 to -30, but -36 isn't terribly uncommon, and snaps as low as -40 happen.

I didn't miss this, I swear.

thats extremely unhealthy.. maybe spend some time and energy looking into how that can be fixed.

I was kinda surprised then they got a band I like, Vader, to play a song for #2. #3 is still coming out with DLC I think

WOW
Nevermind fuck your money
I hope it burns

objectively false!
no i dont

GA is fucking gay as the dialect of American media. Can we all just agree to bring back the Transatlantic Dialect?

I want to live a neo-noir world

...

Yes you do I could tell the second I heard you talk. You sound like a middle class kid from the country. You do not speak GA

youtube.com/watch?v=WabT1L-nN-E

Here's a vocaroo from Swedish.

I know that. But I am devoured by anxiety, even in my room. The outside is far worse. I can't remember the last time I felt safe.

I don't know that band.

That's not healthy, you can clear your head with that yoga, meditation stuff.

heheh, we'll really make it work.

oh my fucking god, I'm already freezing at -2.

i dont believe you

okay fine vocaroo.com/i/s1Q3D8WcNgw3

that doesn't even show how low my voice used to really be tho

i know you can fix it if you try. good luck!

Recite that thing I sent you

Cascadian middle class, but I already knew that

...

what thing?

I've tried that several times, but it doesn't really work. The worst thing is, my father is kind of a fan of that stuff, so I can't help but associate it to him. And I'd rather not think about him. At all.

Thank you, but sheer will will not be enough. I will need a tangible method.

AM I A CHINESE CARTOON YET GUISE?

what was the thing.

I know, I wasn't seriously suggesting I had no accent, that'd be robotic

They said it was impossible to summon Exodia too, but then Yugi summoned it to defeat Kaiba

-8 to -1ish is perfect for me.

That vocaroo I posted early is from the back of my mouth.

As far as people have ever commented, if I speak from my chest, it's more ambiguous.
Though my voice really doesn't change that much, tbh.

You look kind of potato-y with the two random bangs.

Not surprised by that. They are a Death metal band that has been around for awhile

...

wow fresh as fuck brother

ohh okay, yeah then that doesn't work.
do you ever go jogging? walks?

*tremble*
well if we have the good amount of clothes I might..

Maybe you are a robot: a 2030 fleshlight that went back in time after gaining sentience.

you could have made it better by using the sound of the lonely 52hz whale that has no living mate

B-But he's got two random bangs too

Im just following the depicted chinese cartoon

LMAO HOLY SHIT

THAT SHIT IS OLD AS FUCK

That's pretty cool

We can go in spring or fall and it'll be more average, lol.

this is arousing
why do you have to be so fat

;_;

throwback tuesday

Thats sounds nice, but it's late and I can't listen to that without waking the house.

Not really. I'm kinda afraid of the teasing I'll get, like "Oh, my big boy is finally getting outside, huh ?", this kind of stuff. I don't want to face that. I don't know why it bothers me so much, maybe the true reason I stay inside is because I want to conform to the image my parents have of me, in a kind of passive-agressive style. Hell, I'm waiting for Pokémon Go just to have a pretext to go outside.

vocaroo.com/i/s1UZejSC1HVY

Don't go full wigger and start wearing Jingo jeans.

I JUST GOOGLED "WHALE SOUNDS" AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT.

Just don't add the autism bangs.

3 years from now I'll post a cap of this, ok?

New

why dad? dear lord

I know how to speak like I'm low, middle, or high class just because Detroit has a lot of class tension so you need to know who you're talking to, if you want to gain favor and seem familiar.

Stfu weeb I don't speak hmong-mao

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.