ITS OVER, BATTLEBORN IS DEAD AND GEARBOX WILL FOLLOW

ITS OVER, BATTLEBORN IS DEAD AND GEARBOX WILL FOLLOW


I hope to god none of you in the closet casuals who lurk bought this trash.

There is a reason why its called stillborn

There are posters here who bought it.
Theres an actual faggot here who likes it.

I remember when gearbox was good.

Gearbox was never good.

OpFor is vastly overrated. The CTF mode was the only good thing about it. Somebody should get back to hosting it again. That shit was fun as fuck.

There are people on Holla Forums who live a double life. They shit on all the things the rest of us do but secretly pre order all the shit like call of duty, buy 'gamer fuel' for 'sick xp gains' and play Dota 2 and League of legends all day every day. Holla Forums is no bastion of purity, these fuckers are here too, they just think they are better than the rest like some hard right politician that sucks dick on the weekend but "its okay because everyone i speak to knows i hate faggots r-right?"

you believe that everyone is the same?

He's talking about mark.

No Mark's just gay for Link but pretends not to be.

oh that makes sense!
mark has never played thps4 and shits on thps5 like he knows whats up

My only worry is who will end with the Homeworld IP now

I heard mark kisses dogs

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I got it for free with my PS4. It was an Uncharted 4 edition, they literally just taped a copy of Battleborn on it because they knew it wouldn't sell for shit.

Tried taking it to our version of Gamestop to trade it in, they refused to take it.

They've had Evolve in every sale for months, just like how Nu Males Sky has been GAME's "special sale of the month" every month since the refunds started they are trying to make even a pittance on a product nobody in their right mind would pay full price for.

Mark kisses cakedogs, the sick bastard.

Just play Paladins.

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Good Goy, savour that 0.01c

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sweet

Lol

You seem upset

I hope they are forced to sell the duke licensed to somebody with talent.

i love that it tried to do something with gameplay, thats the thing it got going for it


but lots of missteps sank this like a rock
just to name a few

*release date (same time as overwatch)
*marketing (they never really nailed a way to sell it to ppl)
*characters(some really shallow meme-chasing)
*awful outdated engine (what is this, unreal 3?)

and a lot more

You seem like a faggot


They'll turn him into an SJW for the modern audience first.

At least you're not Gearbox.

Don't take cheap b8, paragon shills are resorting to attention seeking, the last bastion for the next blunder ready for a crash.

It was also 60$.

What are the chances this kills Gearbox off for good?

You for real?


Around 20%

Quite good. Boredlands sales tanked by the end, duke nukem forever was an infamous travesty, this was a all of nothing gamble and they are not making any money off it. But thats okay, because feminism is awesome!

That will keep Randy Bo Bandy in the liquor

This is beautiful. If there's any modern studio that deserves to die, its gearbox, cesspool that generates only the most pathetic cucks like Pitchford and Burch

It's like we need a new word for this level of Raping.

I remember one of them pushing it as "a way for us bros to get together on tfw gf valentines day" and linked his dating profile

God that was a great thread after he tried to erase that.

They are basically the chinese knockoff company only western. Go back to your containment thread.

When are Overbotch and Paladindus going to be raped?

A overRape?

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Holy fuck end your life already.

Soon as Waifu/Meme theme counter strike clones becomes the new Crapcunt/ASSFAGGOTS?

Main problem I have with paragon is its insane pc requirements
It's at least fun to watch on twitch unlike blunderborn

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Gearbox is chinese gutter oil in game form. I think 2k might actually be completely retarded as well. It seems like 2k is kept afloat by the Civilization franchise.

That and Ken Levine's endless rehashes of the shock series.

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Hi Randy, hows the dirty burger doing?

Paladins is fun tho.

Have fun with it while Hi-Rez still think it is worth milking their game before they jump on the next soulless cashgrab.

Wow, those smug stock photos ain't smug at all, no wonder everyone uses Smug Anime Girls instead.

Can anything be as smug?

I will.

well, i wish it werent 60 fucking dollars for a mediocre super monday night combat.

It's greatest failure is that it didn't have any waifus and competing closely to Overwatch's release. Can anyone honestly say that there is a decent character design in Battleborn?

It looks like its all designed like really bad, overly angular or badly proportioned kinder egg toys meets transformers prime "every body parts a triangle" design. its a fucking mess.

but i laughed when they tried to add a waifu and the shills came here saying as such. Love or hate overwatch they got the koreanfags thiccfags, milffags, brownfags, tomboyfags and so on with ease.

thats never stopped porn from making characters more attractive.

who, the witch loli or the sword chick?

Some asian bare midriff girl with rings, the shills actually said "l-looks like best game has waifus now eh? time to drop overcuck and j-join the winning team!".
The desperation was real.

Bitch, play Brothers in Arms.

Can you say there's a decent character design in Overwatch? Not defending Stillborn, but I personally can't stand either of them.

Character design is the only thing overwatch has going for it

If you mean character design in general yeah it's acceptable. What I do know is that glowing fem-medic, Tracer and the purple sniper make me rock hard.

Overwatch has fantastic art direction that balances and intergrates its characters themes and ensures they all look like they come from the same source. I dont like the game but i can admit the art is excellent.
Then you have battleborn that looks like a toybox of off mould chinese bootlegs like the sense of right alliance.

Is Overwatch dead yet?

Nope, there is still no cure for cancer

20 million players fam, sadly its never going away.

I have a way easier time with Dr. Girlfriend's voice in Venture Brothers (It's strange, it feels incomplete without it), but Tracer is ruined by that Cockney garbage.
DON'T WORRY LUV

at least meis broken gook talk sounds legit.

No, worst part about it is that there are faggots who actually play it and make threads about that trash here.

It's making shitloads of money.

Nope, and rule 34/fanart will drive word of mouth online for a good while too. Even plenty of artists on Pixiv are getting in on the action of adding to the collection of drawn Overwatch asses.

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Shame what happened to the series.
The first one was actually really fun to play with friends despite it's shortcomings like first playthrough being piss-easy and then BULLETSPONGES outta ass!

>tfw bought the 2nd one and season pass

They're called shills. Contrarian shills are the prime shills on cuckchan that used to force the "I like whatever Holla Forums hates" meme despite 80% of the catalog being casual AAA overhyped shit. That alone tells you how hard they try to push the "like whatever you don't like" thinking even though they basically own the place.

MFW Gearbox bought the Homeworld franchise and consciously decided it was better destroying a game's core mechanics that weren't broken to begin with.

my dick is so erect laughing at these faggots. and when mass effect bombs my dick is going to pop.

In a few years, there will be a shooterlooter revival movement with a bunch of indie faggots. Kind of like how we had the RTS revival, Roguelike revival, and now the CRPG revival.

Meaning they'll all be terrible, but chances are you'll like one of them.

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Gearbox deserves death. It's one of the shittiest companies out there.
They're probably chucking together a Borderlands though, which may save them. Retards love that game for some reason.
But for now? Time for smug. Always nice to see cancer fail, even if it did fail because of a lesser cancer. But at least that lesser cancer has some good porn.

If only.

first pic looks like Wu

someone explain to me how this game is riddled with sjw bait but overwatch isn't. i actually own and play OW, i thought it would be far shittier than it is but a close friend insisted i play it with him.

from what i can tell, battleborn and OW both have the same SJW shit in them. I don't know much about BB, but I know that prior to OW release all the fucking tumblrtards were soaking their vagoos over how fucking progressive zarya and mei were, and the devs went out of their way to say "thats right look how tolerant we are." So on the surface, it really doesn't seem to me like gearbox did anything more tumblrina-ish than OW did. I think it certainly helped to make sure it was dead on arrival, but i also think the other 2 most important points are 1) they had horrible luck and/or strategy releasing it almost right after OW, so no one was interested, and 2) those horrible fucking twiggy character designs. You can make unique characters but you need to at least have a couple waifu bait chicas to reel in the autists, it seems gearbox attempted to go for "quirky" and it just wound up being fucked.

Who do you think xhe was modelled on?

Overwatch didn't need to ride a goodwill hype train. The russian chick has pink hair so you had 4 foot tall, 5 foot wide whales with pink hair screaming "OMG IN TEARS, THEY LISTENED SHES LITERALLY ME" when she is an amazonian, militaristic, nationalistic, xenophobic bodybuilder.
You only go SJW if you need a human shield. Overwatch got the weeb and fighting game audiences for some reason, you dont need fleeting, effervescent income when you got those on the teat.

Seeing Burch get cucked on the project he's most well known for would be hilarious.

Burch already got cucked on his own project during borderlands 2 development

Not really. I advise you to back and read their forums.
It was more like:

It was awkward as fuck seeing them live on some interviews and on the forum posts. Half the people from blizzard who were approached by this shit barely understood what the fuck was happening or why fat whales were crying in front of them.

Also, the "Mei is fat" meme had an hilarious follow-up. Tumblerinas kept pushing that shit, and then the summer games art comes out showing Mei's actual body. She's a bit chubby but not a 235 lbs hambeast.
What did the reasonable, well-thought and rational denizens of tumblr do?
Spend several thousand dollars commissioning art of "Fat Mei".
I'm not shitting you here, I know a guy that got paid 300$ for a 1366x768 picture of a fat Mei eating an hamburger.
Imagine someone who wants a character to be fat like them so much that they pay 300$ for a low-res wallpaper of it.

Which was also the best game.

What the fuck even happened to the pre-sequal? The others had bad humor, but the Pre Sequal was so painful I had to mute the game during the sections where they force the player to stop progressing and listen to some non-intractable npc babble on about unfunny bullshit for minutes on end.

STOP

Come on Mark

Duke Nukem to Croteam when?

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IM NOT GAY

Feels breddy gud to watch Pitchford flush tens of millions down the drain.
Completely deserves it for jewing Douk out of the hands of 3DRealms.

Hey Mark. Stop by the SS13 thread sometime.
You got one of our players in some sort of trouble.
Better clear up things.

fuck off nigger 5 people added me since you posted my steam profile on /erp/
fuck you

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are you talking about the guy who was using my name to start up drama? not me. never even played SS13.

That's the first RE, right? Or they use the exact image for all of RE streamed games?

I'm gonna shitpost in this thread are you guys ready? I'm gonna do it!

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AAahhhh I'm gonna shitpost!!! 3….. 2…. 1….. AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT POST AHAHH PRHHHBHRHhbhhbhbhb

Fucking nigger doeskin understand what a Random number is.

Or Flying Wildhog.

Nothing wrong being gay in current year +1

Why did you buy Overmeme?

Hey guys, It's about time for another Terry/TempleOS appreciation thread. Show your respect for Terry and talk about TempleOS and It's features.

Thats it.

I'm gonna tell yer Dad.

Yeah, some guy with the username Mark447 or something like that.
That username appeared some months ago and everyone thought it was you but then disappeared.
Re-surfaced a few days ago, and now people think it's you using that one and another username too (RR11) which is against the rules.
Drop by and shitpost a while on the thread. It's not like it's gonna increase in quality in the short-term anyway.

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We can't be content until they write their fucking letter of defeat and psot it for all to see, like Turtle Rock with Evolve, then it will truly be time for the Smug.

You cant turn someones brain into a nigger.

President Trump will send you to the oven, Jew.

Fuck you CIA Nigger. I Ran Over one of you on 9/9/99

It's a beautiful year. All thanks to John Oliver, the Time-Telling Cuckold, who pointed out the CURRENT YEAR vector for memetic magicks.

Think that is bad. Even Umbrella corps has a bigger playerbase than Stillborn.

It's better than the original Half-Life in my opinion.

oh my fuck

but to be fair Garret Hunter does keep making people play it with him, lest they suffer like G did.

those 300 dollars could have gone to a personal trainer or a gym membership. is your friend retarded?

Nothing beats "I sabotaged my marriage by pressuring my wife to let us see other people, she divorced me and took my WiiU."

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Sure he will bud, that liver aint meant for the punishment its going through.

"I knew a guy" doesn't mean "friend"

As a degenerate into bbw's, who would spend $300 on fat Mei art? That's furry level of disposable income, and the standards for bbw art are rock bottom. Your friend is genuinely retarded

he said he knew a got that got paid 300 bucks to draw a fat mei, not that he was the one who paid for it. Come on man, reading comprehension here.

His friend got 300trumps to draw a fat mei.

In the beginning, they piggy backed off of the success of Half Life through expansions and were praised for it.

Later they piggy backed off of memes with games like Borderlands and are now going bankrupt.

Remember kids, memes are not a profitable venture.

Whoops. Still, who throws down that kind of money for what I assume is adequate art, and at such a low resolution?

Yeah the game bombed, but that picture is stupid.

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Refer to the other posts.
And 300$ is the usual ammount people for this shit.
Two of the most ludicrous things he got paid for:
You think it's only furries that have disposable income? Think again mate.

When you're a fucking tumblrina and the only thing you value is your fucking fanfic/bitching about random shit online, you don't spend money on nice clothes, or books, or travel.
You spend money on a picture of Lucario taking a dump on the face of some shitty fursuna you keep convincing your family is your "headmate".

Yes, these people are sick. And there's two ways you can profit of them: be a psychiatrist and deal with their shit or be an artist that takes comissions and deal with their "shit".

I'm trying to make one, but I'm still working on the design document.

never underestimate the desperate levels of validation required by the fat tumblristas, m80. 300 bucks is probably nothing to those fucks anyway, they probably get a ton from "disability." 300 bucks is only a day's worth of food for them anyway.

The hardest part must be the skill tree. If it's nothing but %increases to stats then it's boring. Vice versa and I imagine it would be easy to become over powered.

What's with gaming nowadays and skill trees? Just give me a full working class and get good at it, even single player games gotta have skill trees for shit that is either meaningless or shit that you could start out with.

they're meant as a mechanism by which to have your players feel like they're getting stronger and more powerful over time. There are right and wrong ways to do it. Generally when making a game that involves someone going on an "epic quest" you want them to start out weak and by the end by a powerful force. There are multiple ways to do this, skill trees can be a part of one, usually for a player to look back at the end of the game and see how far they've come. Diablo II and Grim Dawn do this well.

Personally in a game with a high degree of customization and class based combat, then sure, skill trees seem fitting, but I'm seeing them pop up in games in which just feels tacked on with no real reason to be there than just "it's the trendy thing to do" and more often than not it just gets rid of skillful play altogether and is just about upgrading the shit out of yourself so you're invincible.

No chromatic aberration? Come on, dude.

Its not gay if its an elf

They will make an SJW Duke Nukem game before closing down, because Randy hates Duke fans.

Isn't a "kinder, more modern day friendly duke" in the works from them?

Duke Hugem

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So, Mega64 predicted the next Duke game?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I have yet to run out of bubblegum.

Stop lying to yourself Mark. There's nothing wrong with wanting to hit it and Link makes for nice trap material anyway.

When Rocco burns through 5 asian boygirls a night all that tantric power offers strange boons from long forgotten dark powers.

I'm hoping to keep most generic passives to a shared skill tree among the classes.

Right now, skills are in 4 catagories. Active Skills, Overdrive skills, passives, and unique skills. Actives working similarly to most usable skills in Diablo. Overdrives skills are normally sub par passives until the player activates "Overdrive". While in overdrive, in addition to class specific boosts, the bonuses from Overdrive skill increase and in some cases introduce additional bonuses during it; however, when the timer runs out the buff dissappear and the normal passive from Overdrive cease to function and the player takes penalties based off their class and Overdrive skills until Overdrive become available again. The mechanic is supposed to help reward skilled players by using the short lived boost in power to quickly end an encounter while worse off players will likely get themselves killed. Passives are self explanatory, but I'm hoping to give most, if not all of them capstone bonuses for that aren't just a bigger % increase. Finally, unique skills are just skills that don't fit into any other catagory. Like dual wielding.


You see, that's what pissed me off about every Borderlands game. It takes way too fucking long to get skills. What I'm planning on doing is having players start with a small pool of points to spend right at the beginning.

well sure. i explained why skill trees as a mechanism exist at all. In recent years, though, more and more AAA games are being made with larger teams, larger budgets, and so are constrained by a bunch of faggot suits who know nothing about vidya and don't care, and only understand business and money, and that's all that matters to them. As such, said fucktarded suit assholes look at a list of successful games, try to see what kind of game with what mechanics would sell the best in the current environment, and manufacture it. Hence tons of fucking mechanics, that add nothing to a game and are just there to be there, exist in games that don't need them. Skill trees, unlocks, leveling up, achievements and any other kind of horribly artificial "progression" that is not actually progression or useful in any way can be seen in too many modern games.

Reported for shit taste

if your game is going to be skill tree heavy is strongly suggest you take a look at Grim Dawn. Not only is a great game (i suggest you buy it too, i don't think it's very much, maybe 30 bucks) but it is also one of the few recent games that actually does a skill tree very very well. A fansite popped up early on in its development to allow players to plan out builds and still gets heavy use. The trees mix passive and active bonuses and skills depending on which points go where, and allow a ridiculous amount of customization and cross-classing.

Thinking I only like one and not the other. Why would someone not like both?

I'm still playing it.

MARK PLS

[Spoiler] Not having Link take a huge cock [/spoiler]

Cheerleader link does horrible, wonderful things to my dick.

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I screwed up, I know, you can laugh at me now.

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"No, the racist gummergaffers won!!!"

Saria knows exactly what I'd do ghhhhhh

at least one of you is alphablaster, get the fuck out

you know a male body doesn't look like that. If you're gonna make it feminine, why not a girl?

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If you want Alphablaster to leave, just post some furry works everytime

i just wanted to play classic HW1 multiplayer

Not liking flatchested girls with dicks

Boing~

You sure it is because of Battleborn?

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goddamn. i would hang pitchford and his fucking ambulocetus mate but i doubt i'd find a rope, cable, tree or bridge strong enough for the job.

Say what you want about Digital Extremes, they are not perfect, but you don't keep a f2p alive for 4 years by accident.

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I'm impressed.

Just gay.

Blame Mark "In the Park After Dark" Goldbergstein.

But thats the best spot for shotas :3

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shoo shoo pedoman

I swear warframe has just one extremely good design team, and everyone else is just barely good enough at their job to not fuck it up completely. The entire game is just fucking excellent art direction with gameplay that is just barely fun enough to be playable for long durations.

Best year of the millennium so far?

I wouldn't say that I'm a pedo but wowo I would ruin Link

Does mark like little boys?

nothing girds my loin greater than shitmobas failing

I still don't understand why people use that site, if you would rather watch someone play a game then play it yourself then that just means the game is terrible.
If a game has a lot of viewers there that's not something to be proud of if anything it's an insult.

Works for me

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Thats like the time Randy took selfies of himself in the washroom, if it wasnt for how Gearbox handled ACM and the rights to Duke Nukem I might have felt bad for him. Speaking of Battleborn day, did anyone know that existed, or even when it was happening?

Does this mean Apogee/3D Realms can get Duke back?

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I heard about it one day after it had happened, they did about as good of a job marketing the event as gearbox did marketing the game.

Paragon's big two issues is that it feels very slow and very sterile.

How much junk will fit in his trunk?

An entire icecream cakes worth.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?!?

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Where? FUCKING WHERE?

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Isn't the woman grabbing Pharah's ass her mother? That's a really good picture, but that detail is weird.


They're both shot through with it. Overcucks in the containment threads on this board will tell you OW doesn't have that kind of problem, but we all know they're full of shit. This is 2016 Blizzard we're talking about; Zarya was intentionally designed to be "atypical" for a woman and the whole fiasco with Tracer's victory pose prove they'll buckle as easily as any indie beta faggot.


That's a seal you dink.

mark looks like a dwarf crossed with harry potter and a thumb

:(

From what i understand arabs like the fantasy of the mom whoring out the daughter.

I thought those goat lovers stoned whores to death.

i imagine the oil barons kids that have enough money to kill hookers and make the body 'disappear' scott free have a different mindset.

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only if the whore wont put out

Mark pls

Disagree with the Overwatch bit as far as integrated character themes, it looks to me more like they made a couple characters in one theme then did some more characters in another theme.
Still does a better job than Stillborn, which just retextured 3 or 4 different models for its roster.

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Tug tug

I really can't wait to see this company fall into a pit they dug themselves.

its critically flawed by design, most loot based games are shit because the loot is just randomly generated stats. to accommodate enemies have high health so that stat checking is meaningful, problem is sponge enemies are boring to fight in general but especially bad in a shooter.

the only way looting and shooting can ever be salvaged is if they make 200 actually different guns (not random number crap) and then make dungeons maps to get them.

shoot the named guy in the face for 10 minutes for a chance to drop, coolgun memename for the 10th time with +50 moxxie instead of +47 is boring and it always will be.

Its basicaly a rule, the more rare and obscure your fetish the less content there will be, the less content there is the less likely any of it will be good. so if you are into obscure shit your standards drop or you wont find aything at all.

wasnt it people taking it out of context? from my understanding it was a character saying that feminism phrase when he kills a female
the only other shooter moba i can think of is smnc, which is long dead

They seriously blamed you for why the game flopped?


I hear Gearbox did advertise it, but it speaks wonders when nobody knew it existed. All I know was that the put one big ad in a UK subway station, but that was it. Even fucking Titanfall 2 had more ads, and nobody knew it existed until now.

I bought the game after I sunk about 20 hours into the beta, I then played the game for 50 more hours. It's not that bad for a 30€ game, but I really regret giving them my money before I knew about Randy Pitchford

Man you euros never get tired of being a joke do you

I swear we've been getting more newfags by the day.

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You deserve to be bullied.

They threw the blame around at everyone, but this one dev thinking my refusal to do anything with it on stream was me actively going against the game


Every character had a feminist phrase and they were saying it randomly. It might have been a bug because of the beta, but to everyone there we only saw it as it was. And no, mobas in general especially with Ogrecrotch coming out in the same month

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Go away, /r9k/

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Go away, /r9k/.

eat shit and die, liberal

>>>/leave/ and NEVER come back

i dont think throwing your hat into the aos ring is a silly idea if you offer a new spin. this game probably would have worked if they didnt put a retarded price tag on it. nearly every moba is free to play and is set up so that youre emotionally attached to your account. expecting people who have put hundreds of hours towards all these virtual goodies they earned to suddenly pay for a full priced game that theyre probably not going to like more than dota/lol/smite or whatever theyve already grown attached to because when theyve picked their favorite for a reason, is completely ass silly.


your teen drama has nothing to do with video games.

you should rape your mother and sister, after going back to /r9k/

I actually lead one of these double lives user, but it's not what you think:

I don't even play video games.

I used to back in high school (30+ hours a week) but for the past 4 years of university I dropped them, not even out of lack of time, but I got other hobbies. Despite this I feel the need to be part of the community because it was such a big part of my life it's a part of my soul.

BULLY TIME YOU FUCKING HUMAN SHIELD

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nice

why do most of the comic strips you guys post only make sense if you read them backward?

I have never seen such exquisitely crafted bait, teach me your ways.

That and this series are pretty much the only good games they've made.

I honestly forgot the last time I heard someone say that.

the secret ingredients are unbridled self-loathing and shrieking despair

how little confidence do they have in this game

Who the fuck okayed that design?

Should have spent some more time differentiating the asses. They all look the same, especially dva and tracer, who should look more petite. topkek at zarya's ass being a kicked potato

Our President Elect has smug levels off the charts.

Ah by you see, that's where you are wrong.

We are a hive mind all of us have contributed to the memes we create with our mental energies and so you were a part of its resurgence as a meme because you are one of us.

We do not need to know when you joined because your identity does not matter we are all one person yet numerous.

What we have memes through me we also meme through you and as a result is memes in us.

It is why we can tell who does not belong in our imageboards communities.

We are connected by memes, a bond stronger than blood. Memes form ideologies, reform and dismantle false religions and can infect even our view of truth, they can take down an empire.

We do not share DNA by blood but we do through memes.

You are the one who created that meme as am I.

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What even was the point of Battleborn day? I thought the game would go free for a bit or something, was it just so people would remember it exists?

Also its interesting how Duke World Tour got forgotten quickly.

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are you really triggered by a reaction pic?

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demisexual was invented on a roleplaying livejournal.

that's feminism in a nutshell.

this thread certainly took a turn

at least we have anime tomboys right

Fuck off, /pol9k/.
This is a thread for shitting on a shitty game, the Tyranny threads are for Holla Forums shitposting.

I might be starting to understand. I haven't played vidya in about a month, and I have no desire to. Rather, I've been getting into synthesizers and music theory. I'm here still because /mu/ is dead and /synth/ is even deader.

Gerstmann pls.

Brexit was the right choice for my people.

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It's broken user

Haha, none of those are reasonable middle names!

There still hasn't been a TF2 clone that did the "cartoony art style in a violent shooter" better than pre-hat TF2.

Even BiA has a poor third game. First two are some of my all-time favourite games but fuck Hell's Highway.

I'm sure plenty would fit in Link's eager feminine trunk. With how often the ladies of the land get kidnapped and Link needed to go after the bad guys to save them, who else are the men of the land going to fuck? Then as the men find out fucking Link is way better than masturbating or doing a prude gold digger of a woman

But hirez did smite.
Smite seemed fun and also fair priced tbh, $20 for 100 gods (all of them) (including unreleased ones).

The gameplay was pretty fun tbh. Quite unbalanced but fun, especially Ra's laughter.

It looks ugly and muddy as shit.
TF2 before the hats had way better design.

Overwatch is having a free weekend right now and a friend of mine has been hounding me to check it out. We played a few matches last night and I actually enjoy this game. Not the greatest shooter ever but not bad.

sure there has. during-hat tf2

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It's just Frozen art style. I mean, even Pixar usually exaggerates a little, just look at Up! or The Incredibles.
Hell, I would say that Stillborn drank a lot from Pixar, but they just didn't had the ability to get it right.
Overmeme is pure Frozen/Tangled. Much more generic and easier to the eye. And they copied better.

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One is an objectively better choice, even if Hi-Rez is an awful company, because for the Gearbox is just as bad.

Can someone legitimately explain the appeal of Overwatch, other than the waifus? Played it now for about 4-5 matches and it's slow as fuck and you only have one weapon per character, not counting the MOBA-trash-esque abilities.

Also it looks like absolute shit, as if it's upscaled low resolution, even if I've set it to my native res.

It's popular for the same reason LoL and DoTA are popular.
It's a mindless casual game, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

This pretty much, I played it and it just gave off the same vibe as ASSFAGGOTS.

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That's because he will make anime real. Anyone who has that as a goal can channel the smug properly.

Overwatch was supposed to be a new arena class shooter so we didn't have to play TF2 anymore.

Overwatch turned out to be a 6v6 ASSFAGGOTS fps where all the maps sucked and the point of the game was to get the best K/D with genji.

it doesn't even have an item shop you retard

My points are made

the fuck? now i only played it before it came out when it was free, but i'm 100% sure that game doesn't have lanes or a jungle

Nigger you are talking out of your ass because the maps are stupidly linear.
If you want to criticize Overwatch, do it properly. There are tons of things wrong with the game but arguing like a complete fucking moron doesn't do anything except expose you as the utter troglodyte you are.