4 AM

yours also has you in it, instant loss

So wait, which thread is the official one?

Also, Katawa Shoujo because it's the only one I've played

Mark is a fucking idiot.

Why do you still come here?

to drive out avatarfags

You act as if trip/pseudo-avatarfags are a new thing. Remember ROB, Comfynohana,Superbus,etc.

This one like always.

And whos your favorite girl in it?

Small boards always suck ass on 8ch.

there was a time before you and we're going back for it

Mark you kike, at least mine mentioned videogames in the OP.

get the fuck outta here
this shit was late

Okay, so first this one's locked, then the other one's locked, now this one's unlocked again? Geez.
Not sure why I was even looking forward to this, I've got nothing interesting to say.

fillin out sum captcha on sum trick ass thread. making DMX look like a mark ass nigga. (no pun intended)

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can we make this a gay thread
I want to talk about how much I want to slide anons' cocks into my mouth~

the fucking headkike just showed who he'd side with
can't wait for him to whip out his jap garfield and ERP in here

Eh, none of us do

Short blonde girl is best

I know memes and all, but look here faggot 8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=v

Gay sex thread

I'll know by tomorrow
Does 999 count? If not, I don't know. I'll go with Katawa Shoujo since I have a dismal completion record for VNs

You donut

It was made before the other ones. Check the post numbers

Sorry I just go by the thread post time.

I fugged up and locked the wrong thread. Forgive me anons.

emi is a whore

4AM is 4AM, nigger

Well, she's originally from the FL area before her family moved to hueland, and she's been teaching english there for the last few years and has been dying to get out. I offered to assist her in any way that I could if she moved somewhere local in the hope that a real relationship could blossom, because after talking for a little bit she seems nice and empathetic enough. I think I'm the only contact she has in the states that lives close enough or has offered.

Well well well look who gets to be smug

Isn't dangabongashimmyshanga a VN?

is that you, lime, you fucking nigger

Fuck didn't realize it was already 4. I slept til 6pm yesterday and this is what I get.

They were both made at 4 AM, but one was clearly made before the other

Oh right. Now I'm a donut

VNS AREN'T VIDYA
PEEP DA RULEZ NIQQA

DAS RYT DAS RYT

'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'
'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'
gib dmx a lil kiss bby
'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'
'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'3'

well don't do it again you niggerfaggot.
What I was going to ask was what is your favorite vidya doujin?

I thought you died, hows life been?

why live

Close enough

That game was fun as fuck even though I just played it while I had a bad cold and had to use a keyboard.

Since that's the only thing resembling a VN I've ever played, I guess me too.

Literally who? I don't keep up with drama.

Got pulled over for riding my bicycle 5mph on a sidewalk today. They almost fined me but lucky for me they let me off with a warning. I fucking hate chicago. This has literally never happened to me before today. The cops here are all on edge due to the protesters & I think I have to leave before Trump gets sworn in.

If Trump shuts off EBT to Chicago, every black person will immediately go broke. The result: mass chimpout on a South Africa level. The mayor will have no choice but give in and deport all the illegals, otherwise Chicago becomes a war zone.

What's a good state to move to that allows biking on the sidewalk? Shit's getting ridiculous I I've just about had it.

I really need to get my PC fixed. A guy I know has been harassing me to play Overwatch with him because he bought it for me but my rig's been shot for so long that I've yet to actually play it.

Oh, I see.

how's it feel being this new?

I'm pretty alive. Life in the day sucks so I'll be heading off to bed in a few minutes when I get my computer set to idle for the next day. Gotta rev up those downloads.

monica riss u wouldn't balee da shits i b takin l8ly monica

10/10 if original
6/10 if copypasta

hi budy

Probably ones featuring pokegirls

The real one is always at the top of the hour.

We've been doing daily races with other guys in 4am most nights if you have me added user.

You can get speeding tickets for riding a bicycle? Are you fucking kidding me?

Such is the life of a normalfag I guess. What you downloading?

what are you even saying

What you been eating?

I haven't had a cigarette since the night Trump got elected. Been constipated since tbh

This is just the reality of living here. Either ride your bike on the sidewalk & get fined, or ride in the street & get hit by a truck. It's like the 3rd most likely place in america to get hit by a car while on a bicycle according to police reports too, so they're basically forcing me to get the fuck out of the city now. Yes I could just drive around, but that opens up 100 more problems.

have your parents bribe you to stop again

There's the rhythm game. I'm pretty sure there are segments like that in between the actual gameplay

Bitch, check the OP's post time. It was made at 4 AM on the fucking dot. Now check the post number. It was clearly made before the other thread.

Don't even try. We were never meant to be exposed to ebonics that thick

i'm say'n lemme hold some ends till da end of da monf monica

jus been eatin mo fiber but shieet man i ain't think it'd work dis good

yea fuk chicago nigga fo'real worst city 2 me tbh. i jus thot I saw dat saym pos on Holla Forums bout trump shuttin off ebt to chiraq residents. ain't hear in dat no where else tho

A little bit but its all in nip and theres no fan translation. And its more like just feeding them cake and thats it really. No interaction.

Wish I had some oranges for that shit, would help.

then let's split 4AM in two
I mean the board is already littered with cancer the head jew won't get rid of, why would one more thread bother him where we don't have these niggers in

It's illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk in Chicago, period. I've got heart problems so I can't ride the 25mph in the streets like the law wants me too. It's too much stress on me.

He's cutting off funding to sanctuary cities, & Chicago is filled to the brim with illegals. The second he gets in there Chicago shuts down so I have a month or so to find a new place to live. Either that or I bug out for a few months innawoods until things settle down (though they never will so what's the point)

I'm 27 years old and I break out with fucking acne when I don't take a shower, what the fuck is wrong with me.

nice trips!
Oil production is a bitch

Change the sheets on your pillows & bed you fucking animal. You're not sleeping in a clean bed. That's your issue.

4 AM has honestly become an avatarfag containment thread, and that saddens me, because I just wanna talk about real life issues while posting lewd vidya with other anons.

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Uninstalled, but thanks.

Achievement Unlocked tbh

Is that supposed to remind me of Max Payne?

faggots leave.

I mean, you still can. You can easily hide post ids

there was a time when you could
all we gotta do is drive these niggers out

faggots stay, please

When you getting that RV/van and getting the hell out of there?

(checked)
Change your diet some.

this tbh

That's p. gay tbh fam
I used to be really into ERP but I have no energy anymore for it. Most people are either trash at it, or they take forever to get anywhere and I don't want to sit around for five hours before I can jerk off.

the threads still end faster that way, cancer doesn't know containment, it cannot not spread

Well shit. I thought there was more to it.

That'd be worth considering were it not for those post numbers that make it readily apparent which posts came before which

Literally nothing is stopping you. What's the big issue that's got you down?

I change them every week, it's whether or not I take a shower, that's the only time I break out is when I don't take a shower. And yes I've tried washing my face instead that doesn't work. It must be the kind of soap I have in the shower or something.

I don't eat greasy shit, mostly meat, beans, pasta, fruits, and vegetables, I don't think it's my diet.

The thread hasn't gotten to bump limit in a reasonable amount of time since the bans, at this point what does that matter?

Theres little cut scenes and stuff too I think. I don't know, since its all nip I haven't bothered.

we had instances where posts were swapped because they were delayed during posting so their time stamps got fucked, so fuck that noise

it matters because you'd still be here, bump limit or not

Anime and stuff. Trying to build up my library back up since I lost my data to Windows 10. Setting up a home server to be able to watch and fetch files to my phone.

I actually don't even see the thread. Must've been deleted since I recall seeing two of them when I opened up the index to today's thread.

Tell us all about it

Within the next month. The problem is what state to move to. I can't just stay on the road forever. Florida went red this year, but I'm scared to death of Zika. I can's go to the west coast due to radioactive fish & California being a hellhole, & the middle of the country is tornado alley so that's out. Is Maine any good? Looks pretty white, but it's bigfoot country isn't it? (pretty sure I asked this before)

How often do you shave? What's your diet like? Have you checked your shower water to make sure there isn't something in it making you break out?

Nothing to tell anymore on my end, because I don't do it anymore. Easier to just whack off to hentai.

Monster musume got an OVA? Since when.

Vermont is really fucking chill. Mostly white, good gun laws. Libtards but not a bad state.

Maine just legalized if thats your sorta thing

I never shave, or at least not enough to talk about and nigger it's the shower that PREVENTS me from breaking out.

Where would you recommend downloading taiwanese flipbooks? I lost everything in a similar situation, but I just resorted to streaming

Severe lack of 70s, 80s, & 90s shows. You call that a backlog?

I took the Trump oath. No Drugs, no Beer, no Porn.

I don't like blogposting much, so i'll keep it short:
>picked a shitty major for uni that won't get me anywhere becuase my parents mostly my mom forced me into uni.
>No gf

VIDEO GAMES :D

Are you a women or do you just have a huge amount of facial hair then? I can't get a beat on why not shaving would cause your face to break out. Have you tried eating things that are good for the skin? Pumpkin seeds, Chicken bone broth, etc?

Did you like, do it on steam or something?

no.

get part time and move the fuck out
she can suck your dick for all you care, if you can't do uni you will fucking hate the job later on

Since last Saturday it seems.

Not all that into vintage anime, also it's not a backlog- it's a rebuild of stuff that I'm trying to watch in season as well as favorites to keep.

As much as I love Trump I couldn't do that. I need to relax every once in a while.

Coming from a guy with a big beard, it could be trapping face grease in there. do you shampoo your beard? Try that. Its what I do.

No I'm not a woman, and it's not not shaving causing me to break out it's not showering for fuck sake are you blind? And no I don't eat that shit, pumpkin seeds sometimes

You have to keep yourself on a sleeping schedual. Only way to normalize your sleep. If that's not enough, play binaural/isochronic healing/sleeping sounds in the background as you sleep. That might give you a slightly better sleep. Nootropics can help you sleep a bit better too. See what sticks.

Nope. I had a starter account in WoW, where it's free to play. I used that, and private messages on a forum. Got banned something like 4 times on the latter for ERP, though. Somewhere in there I think they started reading my PMs because I didn't have any indicators on my account page that I was using it for that. My Steam isn't for ERP. I barely ever even set myself to online in it.

Well then what's the fucking problem? Take a shower once a day & be done with it.

Jesus, world of warcraft?
At least it's not TERA or runescape

I'm just pissed off all it takes is one day not showering because I feel shitty that day then I'm broke out like a fucking 14 year old.

Kill me, Pete.

I've been playing a lot of MGSV lately and I wanted to invade some low ranked FOBs, but then I saw everyone has fucking Lethal Long Ranged bases with S-rank mercs at the minimum. Can anyone of you guys recommend any decent multiplayer games that are fairly active? I really feel like getting DaS3, but I just know there's gonna be a discount coming up soon.

The moddability makes it easy to find partners. Basically there are mods that will let you make and read an RP profile, so you can find a partner easily without risking a ban or something. I installed Wildstar to try ERPing there too but the game didn't appeal to me so I finished the tutorial and quit.

not in this day and age

Insurgency is cheap and kinda fun. Coop vs AI with m8s is really fun.

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Out of all the resumes I sent out, only one of them got me an interview.
I fucking hate job hunting so much, it feels like every job is taken by someone who did worse in high school than I did. Also, it's Canada, so i'm probably losing part time jobs to immigrants.

I don't kiss and tell.

Green tea usually knocks me the fuck out. It has a chemical that counteracts Caffeine in it, so that's probably why.

Come on over to the 4AM Cytube. Comfy music until 6 AM Eastern, then it's whatever ;3

cytu.be/r/4am_general_comfy_theater/

Wait, really? Fuck, that might actually be able to help my horrendous sleep cycle

What did the problem turn out to be then? You're fine right?

Same thing happened to me a few months back and I owe my folks like 3k.

You really should have talked to them about you being broke and without insurance in the beginning user.

What kind of treatment did you receive? That'll play part into how much they might charge you.

got any hobbies or interests that you could turn into money? go out and explore while you still have functional legs

Neither am I but at least I've got work to pretend to be doing. Come on, you can totally learn Japanese.

But what about the post number itself?

Neither do I. At least not with heavier stuff because I get all paranoid that I'll come across as pining for attention.
If it makes you feel better, I've pretty much fucked this semester too. Shit got away from me and it's past the point of recovery. What you need to do is talk to your professor. See if you can get your grade changed to a pass/fail or drop the class entirely. The goal here is to try and protect your GPA. If that's safe, the college won't give you any shit if try to change your major or enroll in new courses. Once you get that sorted out you can move on to your family issues without that extra pressure weighing you down.

Were it still on sale I'd say Rainbow 6 Siege. Keep an eye out and see if you can get for a good price

Keep an eye on G2A. They just had a sale going for it on the weekend and they're likely to have another.

>Suddenly my character says RPG
>Hear sssssssssssssssssssssssss
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
thunk

There's your problem. You sleep on one side, flip it and sleep on the other the next day, and then change it out.

the upload itself got delayed, so you head the later timestamp above the earlier one
so the postnumbers were swapped

hello

For ERP? I'm confused.

NGH was supposed to teach me and stuff but hes a slacker and forgot. And then I forgot.

I'd like to but since I don't have a degree its not like I could go teach there or anything anyway. Seems like a waste.

Nigger how many pillow cases do you think I have?

Get yourself the darkest Japanese matcha you can & serve at room temperature or slightly warm & you're set. Just stay away from the stuff that isn't dark green (it's bitter) & you should be fine.

Ok, now prove that happened to the thread. All you've got right now is that it's possible. Show some evidence

I missed. I meant to link

They said I was okay but really they just couldn't find anything wrong with me in the short time I was there.

I did but I knew what I was getting into when I went and at the time I didn't care about the bill.

I had an EKG, CT scan, chest x-ray and blood work. The blood work was $1,500-something by itself. The CT scan was billed through two clinics (one for the hospital, one for the woman that watched me while it went on which was $200 by itself). The list is itemized but I don't feel like getting the bill to list everything right now.

I went because my heart had been beating funny for 2 weeks and I suffer from massive headaches (suicide headaches) from multiple major concussions. Doctor said "lol dunno" gave me antibiotics for a UT infection I didn't have then allowed me to leave on foot. I got discharged at 3am and not wanting to bother anyone I ended up walking the 6 miles home by foot.

Heart went back to normal four days later.

Christ, why not just do it on steam?
At least you can find someone you actually have a online love interest in if you're a neet with no real life friends

Because this way I was keeping my actual gameplay separate from my jerk material.

here it is

it's apparent whose side the kike is taking, and what are you, one of his for free doers?

Why did you think you were gonna die then?

I had a batch of supremely fancy green tea from China or maybe Japan once that made a really bad cold way more bearable. It especially helped me sleep at night. I wonder if that's the reason.

Geez those xrays and ct scans might end up fucking you over.

Good luck. They might reduce it down and let you do payments for a while. Or might just pass it over to a collection agency.

Green tea in General is incredibly good for you. If you don't have any I would recommend having some on hand at all times. That, & raw Cacao (the stuff they use to make chocolate from)

Heart was beating funny for 2 weeks before and I had an episode a day before I went in where my chest really hurt, I couldn't breath, and I ended up having to go to the bedroom floor until I recovered well enough to claw myself back into bed. I've also been randomly blacking out for years due to my head injuries but I hid it from everyone because I don't want them taking my drivers license away. The headaches are constant but sometimes they really set in and eating a bullet has seemed like a good option.

Which reminds me, while describing the pain I mentioned that and they went directly into trying to put me on 72 hour hold. Talked my way out of that.

what the fuck you doing, m8

That's my more legitimate excuse for not doing it. Big time investment with little to no chance for payoff. I'm sure she could pick up English quickly enough anyways

All you're doing is showing off your tinfoil. Just accept that your thread came in one post too late.

All I have is Twinnings, but I highly doubt that's good enough. Do you know of any brands?

You going to explain that?

Did you touch their virtual penis?

nah

make sure you take antibiotics only when absolutely necessary
those shouldn't be given to people with heart problems to begin with
Last time I was in the hospital for heart issues I was sat down in a room and after I took a piss and came back, they gave the room to someone else so I walked home

OH GOD IT'S ALREADY 5 WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO SLEEP

Ritsu is terrible at english and is as much a slacker as I am tbh

Though maybe you could find weebs willing to pay for you to translate more obscure shit like doujins and stuff for them. Might make some cash. Doubtful though.

You on pain meds or anything for that?

just use f-list.net for erp

I'm not sure who you mean by "their", but I did a lot of gay and futa/male stuff because I'm a degenerate. The weirdest I had was a guy who wanted to ERP with my futa but swore he was straight, so I just roleplayed hiding my futa cock during it. This all sounds so faggy that I really, really want to stress I don't do this anymore.

Night, cya next time you drop by.

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fuck.

that's like with junkies and rehab
it never fucking works, you gotta put them down for good

If you want to stop being a pizzafaced pig, you'll buy a few more, because sleeping with your face pressed into your own filth is a major contributing factor to acne.

amazon.com/Mellanni-Luxury-Pillowcase-Set-Hypoallergenic/dp/B00RKHWJ1O

Welp, I'm out for however long again. I hope the fucking half can of dr pepper I just drank won't keep me up for another 3 hours.

amazon.com/gp/product/B00V9FJZMY/

Alternately you could order L-Theanine pills, which are PROBABLY cheaper. A very small amount of powder goes a long way, so even though that seems expensive you're probably only paying $1.00 per cup you brew. I'm no expert, but I've tried that specific matcha brand & it's really really nice as long as you brew it in warm (not boiling!) water. I usually just put some water on for a minute to get it warm & then throw it in a blender. You're suppose to use a whisk to make it frothy, but I never bother with that.

Same timezone, yo. Sleep isn't necessary

Night!

why

It's worked well for me. It's been, christ, probably 5 years? And I was doing it a lot less for years before that. I just don't care enough to go through that song and dance to beat my meat, anymore.

I don't particularly find anything wrong in doing it, as long as it's someone you're interested in or at least like in some way
Even I would do it

I wish I could believe you frankly I don't give two shits
but if you relapse, promise me to end your life

That's something I've been curious about. Just how big a part of their curriculum is English?

Nah, you've fucked yourself

I had a couple recurring partners who were decent. Thing is it got dull eventually because they pretty much always wanted it the same way and such. It's too much effort for one orgasm.

I was for many years but it led to a raging opioid addiction. I got tired of begin a slave to the pills so I gave them up cold turkey. I'm not talking about a baby Hydrocodone habit either by the time I quit I was on a steady dose of oxymorphone and hurting if I only had oxycodone.

Pain really went up after quitting the pills. Really never goes away but when I have major headaches I can abort them with mushrooms. I keep a small bag around from a friend that grows them for that purpose but it's an absolute last resort because I don't have time to properly trip and enjoy it. They have gotten less effective with time and I'll probably have to find something else soon.

Kratom

As long as you're not into hypnosis. Erotic hypnosis is a road you don't want to go down. I was into it for awhile & literally nothing thrills me anymore. Aside from getting an onahole, I think I've tried every degenerate thing in the book. Eventually you just get tired of it all. I've since boomeranged around into trying to improve myself instead.

Its a class thats necessary to finish high school. Though if its anything like the language classes I had in highschool it barely gets you to even a basic reading level.

Does sticky icky help at all?

Also this

I'm a monogamist

If I get a taste of the devil I go right back. Kratom leads to Trams leads to Hydro leads to moprhine leads back to heroin because I can't find Opana anymore.

m8 do you even give a shit about your heart or what
here's a tip, keep your mouth clean
infections in the mouth can have serious effects on your heart if it's already weak or damaged

Thanks! I live on residence and don't have access to a blender, but I'm sure I could probably work around that somehow

I briefly went down that road. Having a guy who sounds like he has a child sex dungeon in his basement tell me about all the degenerate shit I was going to be forced to do got pretty old after a while

Doesn't sound like my thing. I just do it by hand, usually. I find that even with regular cleaning of the toy, my dick smells really weird after I use my onahole, so it's more of a special occasion thing.

I'm a slut with a really high libido.

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I like to make the person I like or at least love feel comfy and appreciated. It's nice making others feel happy

I figured as much. I had to take two years of Spanish in high school and I barely remember anything

puto

I used to do it with someone like that. It was all about getting off for me, but I at least had the decency to wait until we finished to actually beat off, so I didn't leave them hanging.

ayy lmao, what a bunch of faggots

I'm already addicted to caffeine & masturbating. I don't need any actual drugs in my life.

The only things that really turn me on anymore are the gender & mind control tags on exhentai.

exhentai.org/g/950141/02253562ca/

Thank god for this one manga.

GomzaX?

eyy pendejo

I took German and my teacher knew I was a slacker. The only phrase I remember is "Ich bin mude" or "I am tired" because he'd always as how I'm doing and that was my answer heh.

I thought you gave up the porn?

I did, that was the last thing that did anything for me.

it's müde, faggot

Meme propagated by dudeweed bros. The only benefit of cannabis medically to pain patients is the fact that it helps with nausea side effects from pain medication. I like it though don't get me wrong.

0.5 grams of mushrooms three or four times a year isn't going to kill my heart user. I'll agree with you about the pills but I already did those so not much I can do about it now.

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*It was open from several hours ago and it had to go.

Holy shit this is the best news fucking ever. I love that show so much.

I'm American. I ain't got no umlout button on my keyboard.

I broke my porn addiction for the most part months ago, feels good

Yeah thats true.

So I decided on a Vinyl record to buy. I swear, the only music I feel like buying is Trump Approved stuff. I didn't even plan on it being that way.

youtube.com/watch?v=T0spkrwl9Qk

shieeet finally

I know where you're coming from. I have chronic stone-related kidney pain that comes in cycles every single day, and once a week I allow myself a brief reprieve with 4g of kratom. I'm afraid to do anything stronger since I know I have an addictive personality and could definitely see myself going overboard and ODing.

Canada? I bluffed my way through a trip to Quebec without knowing a word. I just went off of my knowledge of Spanish and had a guy who could translate what I was saying

what a slacker, I bet your teacher raped you for that, no wonder you're so damaged

So the soundtrack to American Pshycho

At least if you end up in canada you can say you need to take a shit in the bathroom sorta.

RIP

Everyone knows what that means, culo.

Motivation had a lot to do with it. No one wanted to take Spanish but we all had to and as a result we just wanted to be done, not learn. I think I got more out of one semester of ASL than I did two years of Spanish because I gave a shit about that class

Yep. We were supposed to go to Montreal for our tenth grade trip, but the year before that someone blew up a toilet in the hotel. I don't remember how except it involved a can of hairspray. Our teacher was seriously thinking about reconsidering until a couple of the popular girls got caught passing rude notes about her. Really disappointing.

Most of the county speaks English anyway. The exception is Quebec and most of them are douchebags.

The illusion of control you have over it is real user, I started out just like you only with something stronger (hydrocodone). In my defense they were handing it out like candy back then and no one told us it was in the same class as big bad scary heroin. I didn't become a drug nerd until after my opioid phase, wish I would have taken interest in them before that. By the time I tried heroin it was kids stuff compared to some of the legal/prescription shit I did.

I haven't actually gone to bed yet. I'm going to make an attempt now.

It's more about sharing your love and happiness and the joy of being able to be so happy with someone for me. I'm affectionate

orale

Sign language?

And yeah I guess over where you're at they would force you to take spic speak huh?

Surprisingly my shitty rural school actually had french and german as options too. I feel really awful being such a shit in that German class looking back. That teacher was awesome. Dude knew 4 languages and was smart as all hell. He only lived in the middle of nowhere because his parents were old and he was stuck here.

Good luck!

I've found I'm a pretty hard dom. I'm dating for real right now and there's no question who's the bitch in this relationship. I'm not violent or outright mean or angry about it. I'm just apparently really good at making boys do what I want, sexually. Kind of weird since I'm short and thin and wear big glasses.

Every amerifat I've met had yhuge troubles with german. The grammar, the nouns beings upper case and much more. You faggots don't know how simple you got it with english and you still manged to fuck it up, it's really sad.

Or did you mean you didn't wanna screw around with oxy or hydros?

I don't understand the dom/sub stuff but it got me laid once because I pulled at a whip I kept laying around as a joke at a party I had.

Isn't it like one of the easiest languages for english speakers to learn though? I'd probably attempt, but I want to finally get spanish first

What am I, a faggot?
Closest I ever came to was that monster girl game with too much vore.
Cute lizardgirl, though. Even if I don't much care for monstergirls usually, she was okay.

So when are you going to stop being gay

I love englishes kinda "do whatever the fuck you want" feel to it. And it was the genders that really fucked me up IIRC.

Technically we only had to take two years of one foreign language. We all took spanish because that was the only language being offered.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun and the class itself was great. My teacher would bully me because I sign with a stutter. Like with "name" you only have to take the middle and index fingers of both hands and tap them together, one on top of the other. I'd always tap twice.

yes, those are all about learning them by heart
like vocabulary
from german to english it's a fucking breeze but turn it around and amerifats sweat more than a nigger at a KFC special

What kind of place did you go to school in? I lived in a small hick town and my high school offered Spanish, French, Latin, and Japanese.

Ha thats cute.

How much do you remember now? Like if you met a deafy could you talk to them?

It helps that the entire world speaks english. If 90% of the internet and shows and movies were in german we'd probably learn it more easily too.

How fucking cringy were the people in that class?

Every german I've met had yuuge troubles with saying "squirrel".

Could be worse
Ours was Indonesian of all fucking languages

One of these days I'm just going to have some 00 mouthwash and get it all over with. I'm so fucking sick of this pain and I've tried every single remedy recommended to stop stone production with no results

That one. I still have two full bottles of hydrocodone that were prescribed from two separate ER visits where the pain got so bad I was non-stop vomiting and couldn't keep any fluids down, further dehydrating me and making sure the stone was firmly lodged in my ureter. Both times they shot me up with morphine, some type of anti-nausea stuff, and then kept me on a fluid drip for a couple hours until the pain passed.

One of the ER nurses told me that the reason that happens is that the pain center in your brain is right next to the nausea center, so when the pain is bad enough you can't help but start puking. The human body fucking sucks.

that's 110% legitimate
but the younger generations can do it just fine now

doubt it :^)

Is that really hard, I seem to do that shit any ways

That's more of a hard dom/sub thing. We don't do bondage or anything, it just means he likes me to boss him around and kind of bully him.

When I meet a woman who gives better head than my boyfriend and can cook better than I can.

An incredibly small town. Like 100 students in the entire high school

I remember a fair amount but it was a 101 class. The focus was on basic grammar and vocabulary, later classes were more about conversation but I moved before I could move on to those later ones.

Say something in it!

Robo Waifus are happening user

here's hoping they elect Frauke Petry (and the rest of AfD) and start a 4th Reich tbh

I was in it for 3 years. It was composed of weebs, the girls from drama class, one jock, and forgettable people that I don't remember well enough to put into a clique. We learned how to eat popcorn with chopsticks and listened to a women that was maybe 5'1" drone on in some type of Engrish that was impossible to understand. She thought we were screwing with her but it was really so bad that most of the time no one knew wtf she was talking about. So class consisted mostly of her attempting to explain some concept or telling a story about the culture and us getting yelled at because we couldn't understand what she meant.

I downloaded an Eva AMV my online friend I knew from ultimatedbz.com's message board and passed it off as my own. I even dragged in my tower because I didn't own a laptop at the time. I got an A but berated for begin an Otaku (her words not mine) and not talking about Japan itself, she waited until the rest of the class left so she didn't embarrass me.

Overall 9/10 would take over any other language class at that school because at least she was interesting. The ones that taught the other three were out right mean old cunts that knew English well enough that you couldn't get away with shit in class. I often think about writing my teacher because she moved back to Japan after spending 4 years at that high school. I believe we instilled a healthy hate of Americans into her and I hope she's doing great in Japan and working to make it great again.

"Das Haus am Ende des Sees ist alt und groß."
a simple example
notice there is no apostrophes in german and many, many natives still fuck this up

eh, last I heard the AfD was busy with infighting, but I do hope they get more influence just like Trump to give a fucking wake up call to the people

That sounds so fucking hilarious. Was she cute at least?

It wouldn't make sense in text. To go back to the name example, what you sign isn't actually, "My name is whatever." Translated literally, it would be, "Me name whatever." The actual signs are using are the point to your chest, Me, Name, which I explained earlier, and then the actual spelling of your name or name sign if applicable.

She looked like pic related with a bob cut and a few less wrinkles. Also round glasses.

t-that was the joke

But thats kinda interesting. Is it always talking like a tard like that?

Waifubots are expensive.

Oh well thats probably for the best anyway.

This. Thats why I'm more interested in AI than bots.

i want a 2d gf

weird

No, that's just how literal translation tends to be. Sign has little need for prepositions so they aren't used. It's really cool how streamlined it is.

You'll find her someday

AI is nice and all, but totally worthless unless you can jack into something and interact with it in a virtual environment. Tactile sensations, yo

there's a waifu thread right now, go shit it up

NEVER EVER

I'd like a waifubot eventually, but if I could afford one, I could afford a lot of other things I want and I wouldn't be so miserable. Might be fun to try a threesome with a waifubot, though. Like in those h-manga where one guy fucks the girl and the other guy fucks him.

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Yeah I guess that makes sense. Would also make it take a lot longer. Isn't it already pretty slow?

I don't hold out hope of ever being able to afford a waifubot. They are going to cost as much as a very expensive car when they first come out. 50k plus easy.

I don't think I've ever seen a cute jap girl IRL. Theres no asians here at all besides a handful in asian restaurants and those are always chinks or jungle asians.

Man, you got gypped. One of my french teachers was a former amateur wrestler who works as a bartender in the summer. He wouldn't even acknowledge you if you asked him anything in English during class. "This is a French class, so you're going to speak to me in French."

I figured I can probably get a budget model eventually if I save up. Like it won't be able to answer your phone or cook or clean, but it will still have all the sexual functionalities and a very basic personality, would be my guess at how it works.

Was she cool at least? There was this fantastic Thai place where I used to live and the woman that ran it was awesome.
And then there was this one time
Thai grandma is best grandma

Not at all. Proficient users can go at the same speed as regular spoken conversation if not faster.

The two I've met at my school I guess this city has a tonne of exchange students, just at one of the other schools were definitely cute as fuck. I can assure you they exist

See I want to love her. I want to talk to her. I'd much rather just have a good AI than a fancy onahole.

Nips honestly are mostly ugly. Mixed ones are cute as fuck but

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A rude frenchman? Well, I never.

My guess would be that the first models will be basically equivalent to the high-end ones later on, in terms of features. Decent AI, programmed to handle sexual positions where the woman has to do the moving. Eventually they'll probably move more from "sex robot" to "companion robot". So better voice, maybe some limited domestic knowledge. Budget models, I expect, will have tinny, robotic voices (if any) and some limited range of movement in sex positions. So maybe you can get your Chinese-made, totally legitimate Hastune Miko bot to ride you cowgirl, but that would probably be about its limit. Pulling this all out of my ass tho

Watch the movie "Her"
it's pretty gay, but kinda interesting

I doubt the voice is different at all because it will just be a speaker.

And I doubt the AI would be different between models. Why would they bother downgrading it.

Though the body itself and how mobile it is would be the big difference.

What kinda sleep/wake schedule are you on, Ritsu? I sort of picture you waking up at 3:30 AM, chasing off the cockroaches crawling over you with a fork, taking a really messy shit, and then posting the thread at 04:00:00 AM.

Dude's not even French.

Haven't gotten around to it but it's been on my list.

You'd be surprised. There can be a huge difference in sound quality even between $20 headphones and $40 ones.
Licensing fees. I can almost guarantee that whoever makes the first sexbots with good AI will charge any other company to use that. That cost gets passed on to you.

He sleeps in his neet cave in the morning, between his piss bottles and glued figurines and roams the fridge at night

I wake up at 7pm

NEET life looks and sounds depressing as fuck to someone viewing it from the outside, but it's really not so bad.

NEET life is literally the best. I spend all day gaming, watching anime, and talking with my m8s. Its chill as fuck.

it's the fucking worst
waking up in the afternoon every day, knowing that you could just die and not only would nobody care but someone would have to clean the mess you leave behind without blinking is quite the experience
spending days that turn into weeks and months doing fuck all, it's a fate worse than death I tell ya

How do you support the NEET life though?

He's a fake frog. He's the french equivalent of putting a ground turkey patty between two slices of bread and calling it a hamburger.

I'm not sure budget models would even have good enough specs for it. Plus the software is bound to have some proprietary shit in it to try and stop some random chinamen from ripping it off.

Me we can crack stuff with protection now, same thing with that.

And maybe. They will probably be able to be built like a desktop can now so you can probably just upgrade the computer bits. Hell you could probably plug a hdmi wire into her asshole and use it to play games on your big screen too

parents

It's depressing as fuck but you forget about it between gaming and fapping. It beats work.

I'd rather off myself than ever be NEET again
it's not for everybody

I was depressed for a while but I've grown to love it.

This too. It isn't an easy life for everyone.

I don't think I would want to plug a wire into a hole I'm usually going to be fucking. Hopefully you can get alternate bits to swap out, that would be nice. Get a DFC module and a cowtits one. Maybe a cock to stick over the pussy when you're in the mood.

Shit, I'm getting mad digits tonight.

That's not how it works user. If you become a wage slave and go back there is a long transition where you're living off savings and life gets easy. Once you're back into taking it easy you eventually run out of money but it doesn't matter because you can always get just enough more to keep you going for the day/week/month.

I kinda fell back into it 2 or 3 years ago and I've honestly lost track. I'm going to go back to wage slaving for a bit but I've been saying that for at least 2 years now. I always end up getting distracted by something during the course of the day and next thing I know it's too late to get started anyway.

what a waste of numbers

Hey, the dick wants what the dick wants. Sometimes I want to rail a /cuteboy/ so hard his dick twitches until he blows all over himself. Like I said earlier, I'm a degenerate.

That's exactly how it works.
Humans need a purpose to live, otherwise your body just gives up and decays.
If I can be a NEET, I can as easily learn some trade or teach myself something.

When I was NEETing I missed so many deadlines and I started having heart issues again
I've picked up art while working and I don't miss NEETdom one bit
don't fall for the NEET meme

We actually have just the board for your kind here
>>>/gaschamber/

Only jews get gassed, just put me in front of a firing squad fam

be nice nycka

or else

Good god, the cancer is evolving

it's been on an all time high since the tripfagging

Dude, tripfagging has always been a thing here. It's always been like this

Maybe you should petition mark to unban avatars so I can drop my trip then :^)

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I'd rather someone dropped some bullets in you

are you retarded?

the dubs only confirm it.

Why? It's true. Hunger Games threads, Comfy, ROB, and many more

Being tolerated by the greasy Jew who got his hands on the board first doesn't make them right

Not saying they're right, but they have always been here

and 4AM has not always been full of avatarfags or tripfags
if you like tradition so much, keep them clean

Not saying you all are cancerous shits but you all are cancerous shits

Hey nerds. I just woke up. Haha

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What's worse, avatar/tripfags or the handful of anons that shit up every single 4am thread whining about said avatar/tripfags?. 4am threads have always been about r9k-tier circle jerking, so anons taking on a specific identity for these threads doesn't bother me. I completely agree that trips/names/avatars have no place in normal threads as that always detracts from anonymous discussion of a topic, but for these "board culture" threads, who cares?

Avatar/tripfags obviously
not only are they cancer, they attract people who shit up the threads
that shouldn't be that hard to follow

this

I just post smug anime because my upload bandwidth isn't shit and I like baiting anons into posting them so I can save ones I don't have. I suffered through 15 years of dial-up and don't really care if you think they're cancer. You have been given various options and tools in your web browser and on this Korean origami board to block them or my posts feel free to make use of them.

if your whole argument is "who cares", why care about the shitters?
you're not advocating for the thread but for the faggots instead
you have made them synonymous with these threads, and that's an issue
people don't come in anymore because they think "4AM = avatarfags, yeah fuck that"

the fact that they couldn't stay on their own board just tells me that they need to be here to even matter because they know they bother others with that, especially in here

I'll feel free to not care about your epic image mining and to not run with my tail between my legs like some faggot
running away is what makes this board so fucking horrible, especially over summer

15 years and you'd gladly see everything go to shit, or rather not see it and just avert your gaze like some nigger who bailed on his pregnant ho

Everything is already shit and has been for a long time. If I could deal with the cancer that is endless summer on 14k in 2004 then you can deal with the smug levels in this thread on broadband in the [current year].

no animus for you, faggot
I wish /a/ would stop leaking, all these fucking autists can't even deal with themselves anymore
they could at least visit their beloved Gensokyo and spare us the shit thread about weeb non games

Would you feel better knowing I helped spawn the hordes of weeaboos in America by doing video encoding in the late VHS/early digisub fansub era? I just thought you'd like to know.

who the fuck cares, lol
you burgers can nuke each other for all I care

I don't care where you live I helped spread anime there if it isn't in Asia. I hope you enjoy the cancer I helped bring to the world which I normally feel guilty about but no so much this morning because I know it makes you salty. I would like to take a moment to thank the creators of DivX ;-) 3.11, VirtualDub, Vobsub, and IRC which wouldn't have made the widespread piracy and popularity of anime possible. May their waifus always remain young and their smugness levels in orbit.

you have this weird misunderstanding that anime irks me for some reason
I just don't want avatarfags or tripfags in my 4AM threads
it jsut so happens that they RP as their waifus to suck each other of and "mine all that salt" from people who tell them to fuck off already

for an oldfag you type like some 2010 ebic troll
the a good old timer and clean up your mistakes

*be a good old timer
jesus, I should head to bed some time soon

Same

sleep tight, faggot and know that you're waifu a shittiest shit

We're hitting levels of stay up all night that shouldn't even be possible

penmis

haha gay sex

okay.

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