1) Download this shit 2) Extract it 3) Open WurmLauncher.exe 4) Write your name and click Connect to WRC 5) Write the following IP and port: 13.92.83.205:3724 6) Click connect and say goodbye to your previous life 7) Embrace the comfiness of being a poor serf
A one time buy-to-play version of Wurm without the monthly premium cost and other restrictions that were previously behind a paywall. This is obviously a pirate server so it's absolutely free if you don't want to pay, are there are also private servers. We're playing in a russian one with a little lag problem.
Wurm is a true sandbox game where players can do anything from mining, free-building, milking cows, terraforming, to PvP. Wurm also has a player-driven economy oy vey as well as player driven politics between kingdoms and their respective kings.
Do not resist it any longer, come back to your sweet, painful addiction. Let the hours drain away and the bags under your eyes grow. Wurm is back, and it's at the pinnacle of Holla Forumsirgin comfort. The appeal of this game is not being a perfect RPG, or a good sandbox, or a great MMO, this game is about making moments with other anons and having a lot of fun things to remember when we grow old and lonely, not many people here can say stuff like "I once went on a crusade against lava spiders, we jumped on a cart and started swinging our swords at them while charging at high speed and when it was over, we feasted on spider meat under the moonlight" or "We were the crazy ones who pushed the old gods into the sea and crashed the servers, with no survivors" or "We built a pier bigger and better than the admins and other players then sailed with a fleet of boats made in a few days out of pure autism towards an unknown continent after everything we knew went to shit when the server corrupted", those are memories that not many games will give you, so join now, we were few but Broschwitz is growing and becoming great again.
FAQ:
STOP, fist read the wiki, learn a bit, then make your in-game character and join Freedom Isles, without leaving the spawn post your IGN on the thread. After a few minutes someone will try to chat with you and confirm who you are. The chat is located on the lower left side and if you read the wiki you should know how it works. After we confirm who you are we will send an invite, after you accept it and join Broschwitz you will then be able to teleport to the town token, which is located on the main plaza inside the city
Help the town in any way you can, build yourself a comfy home or go on an adventure and be gangraped by the overpowered mutant wildlife that spawns nearby. If you find an activity that you enjoy doing and not many people are on it, then you should focus on that, leveling is increased 4x faster than the original Wurm but it's pretty fucking impossible for someone to master all the skills so picking a job and focusing on it is the way to go. Of course, nobody is stopping you from being a lowlife serf trying to master the old art of puppeteering while crafting a full set of steel armor and flooding chat with q.
I made that fucking road and I couldn't even touch the section he's talking about because he started his faggot deed when it was just a packed road.
Brody Gonzalez
Why did he deed right near us?
Alexander Rogers
it wasn't that close until he started clearing trees and teraforming the land.
Oliver Richardson
Bitchsnuggler: Mason/Shitter of Bricks
Lucas Reed
This damn dog decided to eat both my courses and ignored the meat.
Nicholas Reyes
Just let it die already. Let it die and stop fiddling with the corpse of Broschwitz already. You killed it when you abandoned it like the fucking retards you are. Let. It. Die.
t. Lands
Jaxon Morales
Come home, lands. There's still a spot for you as Village Gay.
Owen Gonzalez
Hi mark. How's the island treating you:^)
Caleb Green
So you can just panic in a week and abandon what we've built for like the 5th time? Hell, I've already logged in and my farm was ransacked, destroyed. Would've have been fine if you guys didn't get spooked by a bit of server lag and abandon the settlement to like 3 or 4 different servers, then start playing with fucking cuckchanners.
No. It's dead. You absolute faggots killed it with your skittishness and you need to accept that and let it happen.
Fuck you.
t. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Benjamin Butler
stay mad
t. Lands
Christopher Jenkins
LOL
Evan Scott
mark - jeweler how do i become a jeweler
i was creating a ditch between the wall and me looks like i cant create a ditch anymore
James Ortiz
Nice dubs
t. Lands
Juan Hall
Thanks.
t. Lands
Charles Stewart
I quit the first day out of Broschwitz, things seemed doomed to faggotry. Came back with Broschwitz revival and it's bretty gud, about 50% oldfags 50% newbeans, lot of recent progress on the town. Most importantly, people have been worn down by the bullshit and aren't so spergy and eager to rock the boat.
If your farm was off deed, it rotted. If not, some niggery is to be expected. My yard walls, olive trees and aminals were gone. Let no man deny you your right to be a mad bitch, but I honestly don't think anyone has the energy to start up the muh Holla Forums server discourse again.
Blake Lopez
Thats not funny.
Isaiah Wilson
We're back
Asher Johnson
Pretty much all of the faggots who were screaming about "muh serb crashes", "muh pvp experience" and "muh Holla Forums serb" are gone.
Without them to stir the pot everything is pretty comfy.
Daily fucking reminder to never ever do polls or listen to division fags ever again
Leo Wright
RING THE FUCKING BELL LADS IT'S A DRAGON
Grayson Adams
Invite IxBalam
David Thomas
[23:13:12] Player not found with the name Ixbalam.
You went as HOTS didn't you? Should have read the OP and gone as Freedom isles.
Kevin Myers
nevermind i am retarded.
Jordan Torres
YOU ALL SAID THAT IT WAS NBD, ADMIN WAS JUST FUGGIN' AROUND AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE
Owen Garcia
Hi, Whaitea.
How does it feel to be cucked twice now by a bunch of autists that don't know what they're doing?
And which of you is on top in the relationship? Nyne? :^)
Nicholas Ward
Rip in piss dragon
Andrew Carter
...
Ayden Martin
[02:43:54] Libertini has my Supreme needle
Lib m8, i ill succ yo dick if you log on and give me that shit.
Parker Jackson
Random house photos
Wyatt Moore
(´- ω -`)
James Rodriguez
...
Colton Gomez
I need to get back into this. Quit on account of horrible internet and making the mistake to leave off with the neatfags what wanted aesthetics. Still have the horrible internet, but that was never too much a problem considering how shit the hand was anyways.
Connor Martinez
what
Adam Jackson
download, open as archive, read the readme
Luke Brooks
...
Blake Scott
What is this sorcery?
Jayden Collins
Are you gonna join us in the village any time soon?
Wyatt Lopez
just the mods and "scripts" I use to have multiple actions bound to the same key, like repair and improve all conveniently put inside a picture that's a 7z-archive
Angel King
Not a single one of these animals has moved. I think they've been that way since the map was spawned.
Alexander Adams
So many lava spiders
Isaac Wood
Is that bench in 1st pic where you sit, while a nigger fucks your wife?
Levi Scott
IGN: Peenicks
Waiting for someone to confirm.
Oliver Garcia
you're still playing this?
Ian Perez
[15:11:32] You see a mature Maple tree. The maple will start to produce sap soon.
MOTHERFUCKING MAPLE SYRUP is the ONLY way to make alcohol for now. That makes syrup season the most important season of them all by far. Miss it and it will be ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT ALCOHOL.
As soon as THE TIME HAS COME if you want to never be struck by the curse of soberness again GRAB A BUCKET AND GO INTO THE WILD FOR THE HOLY MAPLE CRUSADE! Make sure you have a barrel to put the syrup into.
Afterwards deliver it to the inn and I will turn it into booze. I trained THE LIVING SHIT out of my beverages skill just for this day.
SOON WE SHALL HAVE A WINE FOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY!
GO OUT THERE AND DO YOUR HOLY DUTY!
Ian Jackson
Autism is eternal.
Caleb Russell
GO TO TOWN CENTER FOR BUCKETS, OVEN AND SYRUP STORAGE.
Josiah Bailey
[20:41:30] Beverages increased by 0.0111 to 70.0043 [20:41:28] You have just received the title 'Party Animal'!
Kayden Sanchez
Triggerwarning to Ropemaker (fwiw, still better to hit me up for cordage than waste materials yourself), Mason and Hauler, please
Austin Wood
Today I sailed pic related, going counter-clockwise. I scanned both sides of shores, and ventured around sometimes. No dragons or anything special in these areas. Putting this out so people don't double-track and waste time. Only note-worthy things are lava spiders in the Horde town outskirts. Each town has a guard tower so you can't go in exploring (and probably pvp somehow). Very sparse though, only saw 1 person alone in his own tent nowhere near a town. He had addy & glimmer ore in a tent, lucky. Anyone know where to find the F12 screenshots on the PC?
Dylan Sanchez
its in wurmlauncher>playerfiles>players>(player name)>Test screenshot
Adrian Phillips
What's that weird large biome northeast of shadowhaven?
Samuel Martin
probably tundra
Nathaniel Mitchell
Thanks. Here's some memorable pics from 3+ weeks ago.
Angel Flores
Actually I don't know, it was either too mountainous or I focused on my right (north continent on river) too much. Last pic is the area that you are referring to I think, we can't get to it from the north side on the river. Someone can travel inwards on there later for more knowledge.
Joshua Rivera
github.com/bdew-wurm/action/releases The actions mod has been updated to allow you to active tools in your toolbelt this is EXTREMELY convenient for sowing large fields using a satchel by allowing you to select the toolbelt slot the satchel is in and then sowing with just one single press of the A button
William Baker
Motherfucker are you playing wurm with a controller?
Ryder Ward
What if this guy's found, like, a dozen dragons and is hording them for himself?
Juan Parker
n-no
Nathan Powell
you niggers have a discord set up?
Nicholas Flores
going to jump back on our server its whiskywizzy, how have you guys been been a few months.
Ian Baker
Guys I'm trying to connect to the server it keeps saying Password Incorrec. Please try again or create a new player.
What do.
Robert Long
change your name I guess that's what I did went from whiskywizzy to shinji
Evan Wood
shawn, you're a bad influence
Samuel Hall
[19:48:18] You have been banned for 7 days and thrown out from the game. The reason is Killing NPC
Jackson Johnson
So how may people were banned?
Adrian Gutierrez
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
Nicholas Campbell
He waited until you two were in to do that shit
Jack Thompson
Well I am salty as fuck seeing the way he's decided to admin. Takes the fun out of it. Goddamn faggot Spaniard.
Adrian Robinson
What did you nigger do this time
Hunter Long
He was detailing all of the ways to punish people in WRC and the normans especially Whaitea were sucking his dick over it
Just Anger and Shawn for 7 days
They killed a bartender and some other NPC and pown threw a fit and made up some excuse as to why they're vulnerable to things like that.
Ian Campbell
i dont see why pown cant just respawn them
John Walker
He can. He can just open like four menus and respawn anything he wants. He was just being a faggot.
Dominic Williams
because it's a pain in the ass to do every time someone kills them better to just ban anyone killing them or make the NPC unable to be killed in the first place
Chase Johnson
Hey couldn't even build a dock in a area that wasn't land locked. Asking him to spawn NPC will probably corrupt the server again
Blake Wright
already lost interest, wew might jump on again later.
Christian Gonzalez
Shiet negro, I didn't even see these posts. I'll try to catch you again when I'm on. Any ETA for when you'll be back?
Jonathan Young
Cozy
Easton Garcia
i can see my house from here!
Eli Edwards
IGN: Gluteuschapeau
Jacob Miller
Im going to be grinding wood cutting for a while
Landon Thompson
...
Jack Morales
M A P L E S E A S O N A P L E
S E A S O N
Evan Reyes
THE 1.3 UPDATE IS OUT
RUNES THAT GIVE POWER UPS TO WEAPONS
KRIEGER BONER REACHING HEIGHTS UNKNOWN TO MAN OR BIRD
Colton Wood
i need an invite first
Isaiah Baker
IGN: DerPeenicks
Couldn't log in so switched character.
Jayden Allen
pls tren use your mayor hacks to get in and feed my birbs
Daniel Nguyen
sauce or bullshit
Caleb Reyes
IGN: Peeniks Remade character from Peenicks to Peeniks.
Nathan Morris
...
Jayden Sanchez
Still waiting for an invite.
Noah Perry
And 500 recipes plus the ability to make new custom ones
Ian Walker
Damn i also forgot :
The price of maple syrup plummets as the last remaining canadians starve to death, wew
Adam Barnes
That update is not out yet. 22nd for the mmo, then shortly there after for unlimited. But they still need to crack the serb and apply the update to it after that so who knows when that update will come to WRC.
Bentley Hernandez
JUST
William Gonzalez
Wow, even fucking Wurm, huh?
WEWE LADE
Christopher Jenkins
I've played wurm for a year and what is this?
Anthony Davis
Leave a message here or contact "Mongol" in-game if you want either of these shoulderpads **human skull shoulderpads sometime in the future as well
Lincoln Lopez
If you took a barrel from the town square named kriegerwires that had 300 wires inside please return it
Also some salt from whaitea
Julian Phillips
I made you new wires already, check all of your containers
Adam Baker
Where in Trumps name is this promised land, my oxen died while I was away
Bentley Jenkins
DIGGERLORD IS BACK NEGROES
Liam Smith
So are there any big fucking porjects going on/projects that were abandoned that need a fuck ton of bricks?
Connor Parker
3 newfags were asking for help with bricks for their new houses earlier.
Joseph Cruz
Its right here. They're mostly variable and maybe one or two old animal there.
Jayden Turner
Just a few more months and I'll finally have graduated college and can go work, then I never have to browse here again
Eli Hughes
Zummian I had left wires in your chest earlier. You forgot to take them when you took the ones behind your merchant
Brody Ramirez
Took me like 4 hours to do and gave me 9 levels more in woodcutting. I have no need for so many kindling
Nathan Russell
Drop a few 30 off at my forge
t. Lands
Also to any an all faggots, there will be a HotA in approx 5-6 hours. We're also starting a crusade on the northern desert to purge the lands for our glorious arena.
Joshua Lee
The bridge is done? wait, you want ones at 30ql or just 30 kindling
Jonathan Parker
30 kindling my negro
Grayson Phillips
now turn it all into oakwood kindling by combining it with 1 oak kindling selected and activated
Luke Miller
Is that the same place which originally started with a large silver ore deposit? Seeing this make me sad I have not had the time to come back. I wanted to go to that fucking light shooting into the sky waaaaaaay off in the north.
Austin Sullivan
It's niggerwork, but newfags really should get a good shovel and a pickaxe and go dig clay in port, between the North gate and the wooden bridge, as well as mine rock shards in the mine. Gets us loadsa material to build with and builds up the strength up to the 23 needed to load/unload cargo on carts. Remember to refill the clay tile you've dug out by standing on it and dropping a pile of dirt from the inventory (rclick->drop->on ground)
t. Mason
Levi Phillips
She's got a friend and she's a bitch
Ian Richardson
Make puppers for everyone in town so we can have comfy house buddies for the coming winter months
Jason Miller
I just found a male husky and that fucking panda bear attacked me on the side of a mountain and killed it. Fucking shit man.
Tyler Richardson
action mod "script" or macro or whatever you want to call it the lines with "toolbelt" in them just activates the tool in that slot act 4 toolbeltact 187 hover | 373 hoveract 5 toolbeltact 152 hover
Jeremiah Gutierrez
...
Jonathan Allen
wait, how will this affect the server/map? if we have to move again then fuck
John Rogers
Im new in spawn, names Wodan
Anthony Murphy
Turns out you can't make wine out of strawberry juice. I assumed I could because if you put syrup and juice into crafting it shows you that you can (as I saw in a webm made by Nissin), only if you actually try it it tells you it has to be grape juice.
So we can either make Weeabooze or wait for the update and use it for other booze.
I finished my shrine buildings but i have a problem, i suck at masonry and the entry of my shrine needs to have a torii, a gate that marks the passing from normal, to sacred, for it i need 1k clay, bricks and gold (only 100kg of it tho) and so far with my masonry skill (21) i only have a 6% chance every time i work on it.
I cant by the life of me finish all of this alone like i did with most of the shrine, so if anyone wants to help me or donate some bricks, clay or mine some of the gold that is in the mine below the shrine i would be really thankful, i also have to work on getting the dye and healing supplies production started, and furnish all the buildings, thanks for your help so far and if you want to help now then double thanks! ⁽ ´ᵕ`⁾
Xavier Cook
Forgot to mention a couple things. Heights might not be completely accurate, but I'm pretty sure everything else is excluding part of Bane Island, which has a hole in it. The reason as to why I made this is because we need to redesign the docks, so we need to have a design that works with most of what has already been built because it'd be too laborious to start fresh.
Aiden Nelson
We need 20 of these statues all around mag
Easton Lewis
m8, with sleep bonus, 1000 bricks will probably put you well into the 30s of masonry, you should definitely do those yourself and do em first, as well as any masonry needs for the other structures
Benjamin Gonzalez
Charcoal in the storehouse now
Zachary Thomas
Proposed layout for planned(?) apartment building
Carter Nguyen
Im not gonna grind masonry if i never have to use it again, im better off making healing supplies, dyes and foraging the forest, thats why i ask for help, there are people in town that dont have anything to build and spend their time making bricks and mining stone
Carter Hughes
we have an in with rooms that nobody uses now with yours - even more rooms that nobody uses
Bentley Garcia
I didn't know. But I won't use it for any other thing anyway - this is just because it's kind of a emergency damage control situation + what is being voted on is no core decision which will define our fate.
Parker Robinson
One male and two females ready to get it on. I also saw a dalmatian but was being chased by trolls so I had to pass it by. why is it so hard to breed animals
Isaac Hill
I have high as fuck farming though so I may be able to aquire high QL rice. When making lemonade, syrup QL only affects creation chance, not product QL, that depends on the juice. If that is roughly the same case with rice wine there is yet some hope left…
Josiah Martin
The QL of the syrup affects the QL of the wine
Camden Martinez
...
Joshua Torres
...
Noah Ross
...
Dominic Cook
Its too big, people wont be able to see much of the fight
Jason Reed
The final one is going to be smaller. I'm just uploading for some guy ingame.
Angel Hall
we wait for it to go from the subscription wurm to this one
we wait for the server to crack/update
we update
Cooper Edwards
I harvest some maple sap, put it in the inn, log off for a couple days. I come back on, and what do I find? Fucking awolf used up all the sap. Thanks for ruining everything, awolf. Now nobody's going to get any wine, and it's all your fault.
Dylan Anderson
So if I am to join, can I spend all my waking hours trying to perfect every skill in the game?
Grayson Adams
It would be extremely painful.
Brandon Baker
This is just sad
Michael Perez
They just want friends too, poor fuckers
Wewuz, I still have your bucket, hopefully I can get the fucking thing to you tomorrow
Jaxson Campbell
Maxing out a skill takes an inordinately large amount of time. Getting to 90 is more feasible.
Jackson Parker
that was more than 3 weeks ago? jesus.
Rostfrei here. havent been on for ages since im kind of burned out on the game. I dont know if ill come back on. This is why i dislike becoming part of a online community. eventually ill just lose interest and it feels shit to just leave everything.
Owen Foster
where am i supposed to get clay from? my kiln wont build itself
Connor Young
The torii has been completed. Thanks to everyone who contributed labor and resources.
Jordan Evans
We still have 1000 litres of syrup. I simply stored them in the nigger-proof storage room of the inn. Who'd be dumb enough leave that stuff standing in town square when stuff keeps getting nigged lately?
Christopher Mitchell
TeutonicSnail here
Jordan Nelson
Alright, Im going to give this a go. Look for a Byob.
Logan Green
Crashing this shrine
Owen Robinson
Been waiting, somehow wandered into PVP and got rekt by a pands before I knew what was going on. Now I'm somewhere with weird dancing trees.
Adrian Richardson
Razgah If you are reading this respond - you are still playing or not, if not come back online and overwrite the ownerships to someone else
Brody Carter
Peasant what the fuck
I fucking love you
I was gonna grind the shit out of my masonry and mine all the resources to help but im beyond amazed you actually did it ourselves
I cant express my gratitude enough this was really nice, thank you so much
Im gonna finish all the furniture and make the shrine great again! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧:・゚✧:・゚✧:・゚✧
it looks like a miwa torii, very stylish
Noah Garcia
Hey asdephjaykell, I wasn't able to finish but have the building outline and part of the fense up. I still have all the materals I'm just tired as fuck and will finish it as soon as I wake up.
Gavin Wilson
I'll be back later, gotta school myself on the wikia more fully to be of any contribution.
Austin Williams
there any good room for farmland in or around the city? gotta plan things out for the beekeeping update
John Walker
All serious farms go off deed, plenty of space off deed so go nuts.
Nathaniel Scott
building houses isn't for me help
Brandon Clark
What's wrong with it?
Wyatt Collins
I mae a character and getting the hang of it. I might join back later after work.
Owen Johnson
Does anyone happen to have a link to the server map?
IGN: Kroghed Anyone on right now who can invite me?
Jason Nelson
Too bad that it'll take time for the update to be cracked and added to WRC.
John Collins
can someone help here?
David Edwards
Try pm'ing one of the names listed that's how I got in. I had the same issue, try changing some of your graphics settings if you haven't already, dumbing them down a bit did the trick for me.
Charles James
Janitor here, I'm gonna push these carts from town center outside the town walls to the west.
There's a parking lot there, if you can't find your cart, it should there. You're free to park your cart back at town center again, I won't push it away - this is just to sort out which are in use.
I was also thinking we could build an on-deed parking lot somewhere away from town square for these abandoned cart, if we wanna stop them rotting away.
Zachary Robinson
Looking for a Vynora priest. Nobody seems to know anybody except for the Fo types.
Gabriel Ross
good job, it seems what i started will continue
Let Them Rot in Peace
Jordan Harris
ok im finally in again, turns out the ip was wrong the whole time, even after i made sure it was right.
Bojangles, sitting at spawn patiently
Liam Stewart
Is the game down for anyone else?
Andrew Cook
It's about damn time I found one.
Oliver Russell
how long do i have left?
Wyatt Lopez
Dear Awolf shitters bitching about getting above 20FS (if you're below 20, hit a training dummy with a shaft until you are):
1) download wurmrendertweaks github.com/TysonCodes/WurmRenderTweaks 2) bully kriegerr into making you better armor/weaps if he's on (or anger for weaps after thursday night) 3) build a sailboat (takes 1-2 hours at 0 skills, did it myself; ask in vill for the rope/sail); not sure if multiple fighters splits FS, but sail and train with a buddy if you prefer, they can grab your shit if you die 4) stock it with a food/healing cover barrel, cotton and anything you think you might need; bring at least one rope (~15 in the 30-49 QL bin) and grab a wandering town horse/seahorse or wild horse for a fast mount (note: requires 21 body control, building the boat will give you ~+.50 BC with sleep bonus and spamming shafts can net you the rest pretty quick) and mounted combat bonus 4A) toggle off trees/grass and sail down the coast; adjust time to full daylight if it's night (note: thorn bushes become invis with trees, highlight the tiles along your path so you don't run into one and get shredded) 4B) if you're too much of a faggot to build a boat, just ride out south or southeast, but you'll find more critters via boat and it'll save time in the long run and get you a permanent fast water vehicle 5) stop and bully concentrations of mobs near your skill level; in 20s, cave buges, wolves, goblins, mountain lions, ocelots); in 30s, black/brown/panda bears (last two can be tough), huge spiders (also tough), unicorns, scorpions; in 40s, scorpions (desert is full of em), lava spiders, hell hounds, crocs and hell scorps (be careful of these last three); in 50s, the same shit plus anacondas (nasty); in 60s, trolls (nasty).
Note that I'm pulling these from wurmpedia's creature chart and the difficulty of individual beasties can vary. So long as you have a horse, you should be able to run from any fight that isn't going your way. High QL gear makes all the difference, make sure you have it before you go hard into FS. The desert across the river is full of scorps, crocs, hell scorps and anacondas, and deeper in has a cave buge/goblin lair, though the area is dangerous for low level lads and I advise you pick your fights sailing and head there only when you're in your 30s.
Make sure you're using your preferred weapon. Yuge axe + aggressive stance is yuge damage and no defense, max PvE DPS (also makes use of your axe skill from woodcutting); two handed sword in agg is less DPS and some parry (neutralize some damage), medium maul + shield in agg is decent damage + decent defenses and PvP meta (for HotA/arena), longsword + shield in defensive is max tank and useful for group fighting champs/uniques. Always fight with target downhill if possible, never fight from downhill.
Getting to 70 FS is relatively fast and very useful; once at 70, FS becomes a grind, but fortunately 70 is quite formidable and able to take on any normal mob in the game and contribute well to any high-tier champ or unique.
WE WILL BE BULLYING A BIG NASTY SOMETIME SOON™, AND 70 FS WILL BE REQUIRED TO CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY, SO GIT GUD LADS
Carson Sanders
When are the 7 day bans up? Cuck Castle needs to be finished
Also, post comfy pics faggots
Joshua Rogers
thursday evening
Oliver Nelson
I've made a horrible mistake thinking I could reach 100 in all skills.
Henry Mitchell
What shield should we be wearing?
Aaron Butler
Shield size is only relevant in regards to arrows (larger shield = better blocking if you angle your body so your shield faces the archer), which you're unlikely to encounter. A small metal shield is ideal for melee in that it's light, has faster bashing than larger shields, and bashes more accurately and longer than a small wooden shield (note shield bashing is only really useful in PvP or to counter the focus of high-level PvE enemies that actually do it, e.g. trolls).
You can also make metal shields out of adamantine/glimmersteel, though I can't find anything that says they actually get any boost from it like the 10% weapon attack damage/speed and more effective armors.
Robert Carter
Also, you can bully large concentrations of horses for easy FS up to 50, it was what TriggerWarning and Awolf was doing in the HOTA arena. There are several concentrations of Zebras around that no one will miss, Remember to team up with someone else so you share the sweet FS.
Joshua Adams
Do trolls do more damage against plate/chain armor because of their blunt attacks?
Charles Fisher
Clubs and hammers yes, though I never heard of hammer hurting chain armor.
Austin Brooks
Is there room for new people still? I played with Holla Forums for a while but got tired of the server switches. This the one we staying on and if I start up now will I find myself alone in a month?
Matthew Morris
just join dude
Nicholas Brooks
can you goyim move me to broschwitz? IGN: Zogberg
Nolan Hill
Blunt doesn't do more damage, you just lose all (or at least most, not sure) of chain/plate's glancing protection that stops a lot of slash/pierce. I assume the glance/dodge rates are separate from the flat % damage reduction (studded 50%, chain 55%, plate 70%). Apparently studded leather offers similar or better damage nullification than chain/plate vs blunt and has a higher dodge rate, so is considered the best non-dragon protection from blunt.
I'd really like solid numbers on this shit but I can't find it.
Everyone's exhausted from that bullshit. Pretty sure people would choose to let Holla Forumsurm die over another server move.
Brayden Ramirez
Here's some info that was believed to be accurate a couple of years ago. I don't think they've changed anything with armor mechanics since (also tfw still don't have ring/scale/splint).
Sebastian Mitchell
so the 1.3 update hit wurm online, it's being held back from unlimited for a few weeks because they realized it's superior to online in every way except server stability but here's the official documentation on it in case you chefs/farmers want to know what the future holds: docs.google.com/document/d/1PhEhJkjNy-jl3_L5mdaQRVzyfdS7MfAt8_iNwSaHYYE/edit#
William Price
Soon my doggies.
Nathaniel Lee
Thanks Satan for giving us best dog
Jose Bell
Game, not hand, I think
David Rivera
wurm threads are back? fuck yeah
Jordan Ward
Kriegerr here
I'm likely going to be gone for most of today and probably a bit tomorrow. If you have an order for metal shit reply to this post and put my pay in my mailbox
implying I get paid
Jason Martinez
KRIEGERR DOES IT FOR FREE
Camden Kelly
Peasant here
I have 55 blacksmithing and ~34 weaponsmithing, so I can handle orders for lower QL shit if you're willing to come out to the shrine.
Blake Rogers
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Colton Allen
Human skull shoulderpads are now available!
Juan Gomez
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Mason Williams
I'll be leaving amphoras and other pottery goods next to my house for you guys to nig. Just don't touch the designated clay amphora under the window.
Henry Hall
ruskie might have nerfed the price of summer hat but can someone test if sacrificing them still yield full faith bar?
Connor Adams
I saw at least 4 champion lava spiders there
Ethan Cox
Bump for newfriends.
Mason Richardson
Add Chan as Vynora Priest please.
Andrew Brooks
SOON
Lucas Morgan
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Ethan Scott
Is this on our server?
Henry Harris
Yes, but it was back in the time of legends before the world was split asunder forcing us to flee to the north.
Nicholas Martin
So I stopped playing round the time you guys pushed the gods into the ocean and the server went down.
Whats hapened since the times of Brosmouth, did characters get wiped?
Jason Bailey
The map got wiped, characters didn't.
Owen Moore
[22:51:17] You find something weird! You found the Crown of Might!
Nov 24, 2016 9:51:14 PM Trenhal reveals the Crown of Might
[23:00:54] A thick heavy gold crown covered in green and red gems. This is a fantastic example of the item, with fascinating design details and perfect ideas for functionality. It bears an aura of Magranon. It may drop on the ground if you log out. It emits an enormous sense of power.
I AM THE NEW KING OF EDGE, BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS!
Nolan Long
kuja on suicide watch
Dylan Lopez
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Jason Gonzalez
Try lending it to local Mag and see if they can tame a lavaiend or a hatchling with it?
Connor Reed
Pooped out a bunch of small amphoras and decorative pauldrons; they're up for grabs by my house on the western road. If you've got higher than 40 digging, please put some clay into the large amphora seen here. I need it for improving my shit. Thanks.
Benjamin Gutierrez
after a couple of hours of mixing liquids last time I made lemonade I decided to automate the process this webm is roughly 2 minutes out of the 4-ish hour session where "I" filled a little more than 1 and a half Large Barrels with sweet strawberry lemonade, now stored in my Huge Oil Barrel in the back room of the cooking area of Juicy Fruit Farm this also gave me some time to dig up my old PS2 and play some Need for Speed Underground 2 on a flatscreen and god damned, it looks fucking terrible
Jackson Thomas
so that's what that noise was
I figured it was awolf flaunting his autism
Chase Scott
yeah, no, that was me it's tedious moving liquids around
Mason Butler
after some pause i decided get back in this game just not sure what i wanna do now
Logan Moore
Prioritize getting to 70 fighting skill so you can join in Dragon hunts
Ryan Hall
Do you want to be an animal fucker? I don't know if we have anyone that dedicated to making lots of bison and good horses. Do whatever you want to though, even if people tell you not to.
Levi Baker
Ceto if you're reading this please come back and hand me the perm for the colossus so I can push it around
Luis Kelly
Is the server down right now?
Nathaniel Roberts
I just got kicked out too, dunno
Alexander Watson
SERB DOWN PANIC
Lincoln Jenkins
is serb back
William Myers
no
Dominic Bailey
Well I'll come back when it's 4PM for the dragon crusade
Brandon Gomez
EST or PST
Xavier Brown
Ontario Time so it's EST? It's 5:37 right now so 9 hour and a half later
James Morgan
This better mean the update is on.
Justin Carter
checked and hoping
Wyatt Morris
its hard? honestly i was thinking having tamer and fighting skills high this time if i cant have my character back
Isaac Thomas
Michael [Pownstar] The connection with the host has been lost. We are investigating the issue.
Easton Gutierrez
SERVER UP
Samuel Mitchell
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Jacob Martinez
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Nathaniel Watson
A-are we dead?
Jason Nelson
Couldn't they have done this shit on a workday? I was excited to play Wurm all day
Liam Evans
Pure coincidence, go- gentlemen!
fucking niggers this is my last day before work and I was gonna finish grinding WS so we could all get dragon's demise
Isaiah Wood
Exodus when
Liam Garcia
I was going to make a mad push to 90 mining with the glitched pick Soab gave me.
Oh well. Maybe I can play a good game today instead.
Lincoln Allen
What's WS?
Isaac Rodriguez
Weapon smithing. Some enchantments require the weapon to be at least 70 QL.
Camden Bailey
Look if it's not gonna be back by 4pm today can we do it same time tomorrow?
Kevin Lee
Its funny how this faggot wants donations while also shitting on the biggest group on the server at the same time. Its like he doesn't even know how to jew
That's probably gonna have to happen.
Christopher Lewis
Is it going to be back tomorrow, tho? How does a newfag keep up with server details?
Kevin Evans
This thread
Joseph Moore
so what you guys going do while the server down?
Colton Martinez
Masturbate
Wyatt Smith
I'm gonna check that dual dubs holy shit
James White
Eating Christmas candy while lying on the sofa with the dog, watching fucking hunger games because it's the only thing on the tv.
Carson Bailey
Kuralla here. You guys are still around?
Ayden Phillips
Yea but serb is down right now
Easton Rogers
[21:25:63] The server is back up, however all accounts have been temporarily deactivated. You must send $10 to our PayPal along with your username in order to have it reactivated.
Kayden Thomas
browsing an incan tie-dying publication
serb has revived with a good chunk of oldfags and many newfags, but you're right on time for its first major service disruption
:^)
Easton Parker
How in the hell are you guys still at it? And still settling for shitty servers at that?
Ayden Phillips
Were you the weapon smith on west road or the potter near white mountain inn?
Eli Phillips
Literally the first time in a month in since we got back that this is happening. Most of the previous hiccups and the 10 fps problems are gone, or at least on my end.
They added dynamic mob spawner so your ass is not safe in the wild anymore, also removed the gay priest restriction so they can both build and pray. That's why we returned.
Dylan Butler
I might rejoin you if i could have at least a bit of skill back so I don't have to grind it as much again.
Matthew Ortiz
Did you copy and paste your SmartStreamEmu folder into the new client in the OP?
If you deleted everything then you can go on the ruskie Skype and ask for your steam ID back, then go into your player file in the new client and overwrite the default ID instead.
Hudson Adams
It's the same old server, your character still exists. Can't say the same for your house, i kinda nuked that to make room.
Jeremiah Gomez
I have that backed up on my dropbox.
Mind if I bunk with you then? I probably won't be on until Tuesday unless I get bored this weekend.
Chase Moore
Is the big game still on? Or are we waiting?
Isaiah Allen
I do have a spare newfag apartment in my Chapel that you can use until you get your own place, has a forge, a bed and a chest.
Sebastian Torres
That building near the western wall called "FENLAWS BSB SWEATSHOP" isn't being used by anyone. we could just drag a bunch of beds in there and use it as a halfway house for new fags.
Caleb Jones
The local Inn also has a few beds that aren't used as well
Blake Martin
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Gavin Roberts
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Jordan Gray
I think its safe to say that anyone on an imageboard has seen to much to go back to normal
Nathan Smith
Is my house on the island where I used to breed horses still around? I forgot what my name was, fug
Aiden Scott
No. Your property got raped. It's been almost completely deforested and most of the land is steppe now. Your buildings deteriorated because I don't think you had any sort of deed. Sorry fam.
Josiah Jenkins
I just want to let my autism flow.
Julian Edwards
Came for the crusade, found the serb was down. Back to shitty MMO's for me.
Cooper Butler
Never
Thomas Lewis
Blacksmithing in FFXIV to get my fix. wurm pls come back online
Grayson Martinez
I might have taken a dip into corruption, but I'm still me.
I think I've been into too much Loud House
Dominic Morgan
I've been trying to do a system transfer from my O3ds to the N3ds and going through the bullshit of the account system.
I'm surprised that that show doesn't have more quality porn
Christian Rodriguez
SB99 has been getting better
Xavier Brooks
Latest info from the skype chat is that the website 'should' be available in a few hours. I believe their site is hosted at the same location that the server is, so it might be up and running in a few hours.
Camden Moore
Wait, we're back on WRC?
Gavin Wright
no the skype support page where you can talk to the mods if something goes wrong
Alexander Cooper
do we at least get free sleep bonus out of this
Sebastian Wright
I think he thinks the other server is still up.
Yes we're using WRC.
Mason Johnson
I want to play SO FUCKING BADLY This fucking 3ds system transfer is taking forever. 3 hours fucking around with passwords and Nintendo's shit account systems and 4 hours in the system transfer and its at 65%.
Adam Davis
I can feel it, the server is going to come back up while I'm asleep. I just want to GRIND.
Daniel Morgan
IT'S UP BOYS
Leo Martin
I hope you step on a lego.
Oliver James
So is there any news about this shit at all? The website is down too so can't acces the forums.
Cooper Kelly
They said their host was refusing connections to a big chunk of their users for some reason, a fault on their end. They said the estimated time for restored access would be a day, so I'm guessing it'll be sometime in the next 12 hours.
Brody Price
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Luis Sullivan
Also if the only thing that happened was the connections were cut, then in theory the server is still running right now. Which means HoTA has probably started and is currently in progress. Which means as soon as the server is up someone needs to rush in and win it.
Jayden Bennett
The writing is on the wall, wake up sheeple!
James Cruz
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Grayson Cox
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Zachary Price
GET IN HERE LADS
Gavin Sanders
I was just about to say so. It actually is up right now.
Chase Johnson
SERB IS BACK UP
Hudson Hall
anyone online who can recruit me? ingame name is AugustoPinochet
Dylan Ortiz
my ign is RichieRich, im about to join the server
Charles Powell
Guess I'll see you guys in a while.
Jaxon Martinez
prepping for (((the event))) lads, it's happening today so get in here