30 minutes in

How new are you?

Looking back, this might be good to contain the crybabies rioting over Trump's win. Just them, mind; the rest of the city kiddies need to avoid this shit and get out of their motherfucking echo chamber.
I'm just waiting for some user to pirate it and stream the shit here so we can all laugh at it.

Assuming you are not intentionally reading it wrong to start shit that post was about how he bought a full priced turd, not about the actual console.

When does this shit release on PC? I want to pirate it.

Why would you want to play as a nigger?

>>>/cuckchan/

No matter how shit it is, I want to experience it either way.

Maybe there'll be a mod that lets you switch out the nigger for the white guy

No, I'm talking about the console itself

This

nogames

Because I enjoyed San Andreas?

The French.

It's not nintendo

But that nigger was true to his character, he stole bikes and dealt drugs. This nigger is too unbelievable, like he hacks and runs around town doing things, making a difference. That doesn't seem very believable. The only thing that seems credible is that he hates police.

How many red flags did you need?

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How do you live with yourself.

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You think all those dummies that made anti trump propaganda games feel stupid now?
Or smart for taking advantage for taking advantage for taking advantage for taking advantage of dumb lefties.

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We warned you.

As Trump would say, you need to go back

man there sure are a lot of threads for this game

Feel free to unfriend me, user.

Come on now

>>>/facebook/

If the way you take down the Trump-analog is by showing people how racist he is and it ruins all his plans, yes

there are atleast two. I consider it a lot when there are consecutive threads that reach the bump limit. I suppose saying there's a lot of talk about this game would be more accurate but really who the fuck cares.

Trying a bit too hard there tripsman

I wanted to see how bad this train wreck was going to be. OP is a faggot for buying this shit. Consider killing yourself for the good of the human race.

Also judging by the usual shit eating news sites SJWs are looking like they're about to eat ubisoft alive as they decided to model vaginas on the prostitutes. Can't release a ubisoft game in current year +1 without some kind of controversy I guess.

Nothing, if you're playing bloodborne.

I don't really understand why having modeled vaginas is so upsetting. This is more of a christian mothers upset at sex type thing than something SJWs would hate, so can someone explain why they are mad about it other than that they just needed something else to be mad at?

Didn't you hear, user? SJWs are the new soccer moms.

AHAHAHAHA!
YOU FAGGOTS WISH YOU ONLY HAD TO DEAL WITH ME NOW!
REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN NORMALFAGS!

The virtual women have their vaginas modelled and shown by evil men, who sell these games to other men. As such, theyre being objectified by evil men and women are harmed. I am not joking

Source on the picture? Why the fuck would they do this?

It's extra effort for something that any retard at Ubisoft should realize would get them negative press

THIS VIRTUAL WOMAN HAS NO AGENCY

FUCKING CIS WHITE HETEROSEXUAL XENOPHOBIC PATRIARCHY

Pepe was reclaimed from the grip of the normalfag thanks to the ADL labeling it as a hate symbol equivalent to the swastika and reborn as Kek. It is now the strongest and most potent meme known to man.

It's not just vaginas. The game has also modeled penises.

Maybe he's an Urkel.

Is that even allowed in an M rated game?

Keep up gramps, the issue will be resolved as quickly as possible.

gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2016/11/15/report-sony-suspends-psn-user-for-sharing-naked-screenshot-from-watch-dogs-2.aspx?utm_content=buffer1727f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Flaccid dicks everywhere is fine but can you imagine what happens when little Timmy and Suzy find this? Disgusting, I'm glad that they know what's at stake.

This. Don't forget that they're only put there for the male gaze or something.
This somehow results in women being oppressed, even though dicks are fine in various other games.

archive.is/XtXBJ
There you go. Unfortunately you need an account to view it because of NSFW filters.

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I'm pretty sure it's allowed. Watch out for that vag though. Nipples are tasteless enough, we have to shield the remaining dignity of virtual women.

You'd have to be willingly retarded at this point to think that we haven't successfully poisoned the well.

I'm wondering if the increased ban time is because he drew attention to it, creating negative publicity for Sony + Ubisoft.

Be fair, the media did that

I don't doubt it

Far worse than you could have ever imagined.

I didn't believe in the idea of widespread negative marketing here. Now I finally see.

Why does he not just murder the Hutt?

When can we expect bans for capturing bugs and glitches?

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Racist

Jesus christ…

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I was actually issued a warning yesterday on the one normalfag forum I use for posting vid related, though I suppose I deserved it for revealing my power level too much through Pepe

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Never apologize. The salt harvest is glorious.

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I like how the tranny is a villain though

What if I'm playing DQ Builders?

robot jesus that is horrible

Well, bloodborne and weebshit are the only things the PS4 has going for it.

Ya could've bought a weebstation portable instead.

Alright, as long as I'm using my weebshit box for its Holla Forums-approved purposes, that's fine with me. Nice numbers btw.

I already had one. The PSQuatro was a gift.

No intention of apologizing, I almost couldn't believe that they actually think Pepe's an international symbol of hate speech now. 2016 is fucking awesome

In the past we could usually get someone to pirate a leaked version of an AAA game everyone already thought was going to be shit, who would then proceed to stream it for all of us while we would be laughing our asses off in the chatbox like we did with Thiaf and the first Watch_Dogs, until the copyright jews shut the stream down
Now Denuvo robbed us of even that pleasure

You're alright user, have a bloodborne box chart.

Well what else would you use it for? If you have a mildly powerful PC any multiplats are almost guaranteed to be better on PC.

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They managed to fool me through the power of making an ugly female and calling it a female.

somehow I can't wait for the ridiculous game footage and Holla Forums memes of this shit

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I heard Star Ocean 5 was pretty bad.

I was just teasing. I don't have a good computer, though, just a basic laptop that the government bought me for school.

You do resalize that Denuvo has been cracked before? It's only a matter of waiting, and let's not forget that the game is pure dogshit, so it's not like we're going to be desperately waiting for it.

There is no end to it.

What a bunch of faggots.

It's confirmed to be Kojima taking another stab at Open World, maybe this time it won't bite him in the ass since he doesn't know how to structure his game around open world.

For fucks sake.

If I remember right, it needs to be cracked on a game by game basis.

realize*

Fuck me

Is there any Denuvo game that is actually worth playing?

holy fuck look at this transphobic representation, male voice actor who isn't even pressed to act feminine? Literally guy in a drag trope, playing transgenders for laughs! This is why we trannies are KILLED DAILY!

Yeah, but how different can it be for each game? It shouldn't take as long as it did for the first denuvo game to be properly cracked.

It's more fun riding on the shit rollercoaster together and discovering the shit piece by piece rather than just making a bunch of WebMs from Youtube videos and posting it here

test dont mind me

MGSV would have been way better if it had been built around "instances" like Ground Zero, and if, you know, half the game wasn't missing.

Oh, def not.

Absolutely based.

Actually, all he did was jack up the cost for insurance companies, which forced them to invest in cheaper alternatives since Shkreli's company was the only one producing a medication of that kind. It didn't cost a cent more for anyone else.

Don't forget he offered his private jet to all the celebrities that had promised to leave the US if Trump won the election, or that he released, for free, his collection of unpublished Wu Tang Clan songs.

Man is an unsung hero.

Yeah, it would be fun. Better wait until it gets released, then…

Fuck no

Oh, and before I forget, he actually offered to pay for the drug for the people that really needed it but couldn't afford it.

This is comedy gold. They're trying so hard to pander that they end up being offensive towards the audience they're pandering to.

It hurts that the 3ds has so many cool games i'll never get to try because its not emulated.

Awesome, thanks for clarifying.

He still ended up saving more lives and helping a lot of people in the long run by giving insurance companies the kick in the dick they sorely needed for the shit they do to people with medication pricing and availability.

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And thanks to the awesome media people will know him as the bad guy

I fucking hate PC liberal culture and how much its poisoned the world that they try to push this as normal

Look, if you want to wear a dress, wear a fucking dress, but don't act like you're really the other sex

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He could have developed a cheaper version himself

But please, continue to think he's "The good guy"

Got some sources on that?

Recently offered to release that Wu-Tang album, man is alright by me as is already.

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I fully agree, here's concept of Chico reappearing after the 9 year gap that was cut

So cringy
Jews make them

But the 3DS has an emulator. It's just shit.

Is the new Killzone remotely decent? The only one I enjoyed was the Vita one, the first game was no Timesplitters and the second game was boring as shit even for $5

Cuck faggot

These days wouldn't it be more than fucking easy to watch the entire game on some hilarious youtuber's let's play channel?

Here. I know it's Vice but the dude explains why and how.

It's just another shootbang game made as a launch title. During that time EVERYTHING had to have cinematic lighting which means you're blinded constantly while trying to fight groups of enemies. Move forward, fight another group of enemies. It's run of the mill garbage.

How many sheeklez are you being paid to defend him?

Companies have no interest in developing cheaper products unless there is money to be made in doing so

At the time his company was producing the cheapest, safest and most effective version of the drug needed to fight a specific illness, and then he jacked the price astronomically

Because he jacked the price so high, other companies quickly saw they could make a killing making a better/cheaper/safer version so they did so

Please continue to know absolutely nothing about economics

Please

How many games has it been now? They've yet to actually let you play the good guys.

So it's a series I can ignore? Cool. It's weird, I usually find even some enjoyment in Halo but Killzone was just so dull.

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Thanks!

There is no other version of his drug. If you need it you can just call his company and they will give it to you for free.

Nooo, people cant do good things. Everything is always for maximum profit

Oy vey Goldstein, sorry for being a bad goy.

jesus

Jesus H. Christ.
I can actually feel my blood being infected just by watching the .webms of it.

Except several companies are now making generic versions of the drug for a buck a pill, way lower than the $13.50 he used to charge

Hell India produces if for $0.02 and canadian hospitals have started producing it themselves and canada hasn't used any of their product lines since 2013 (I think) because it was too expensive to buy the pills

Please continue to say how he's "The good goy"

Nothing like losing hope for games once more. Thanks user.

checked

Oh come on, that's obviously Michelle.

They are not, not the same pill he has because they simply are not allowed.

But he still gives them away for free if people give a ring. Also 60% of the money his company earns goes into R&D, most companies only spend about 15% to 25% on R&D. Thus making his company develop alot faster too.

What's wrong with Jews?

Thankfully after Trump and the end of fee-fee's culture after his presidency (I hope, we went through two PC culture dormancy in the 80's with cartoons and after the Jack Thompson shitfest in early 2000's) we can start calling trannies the mentally deranged people they are again

Hmmm.

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Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance. Is this game supposed to be pro SJW while at the same time subtly making fun of them? Or is Ubisoft just full of inept retards?

I have however. But keep digging your hole.

Also they ruined Wrench ;_;

Wrenchfags confirmed for Dontelovers.

Every fucking time I see that last picture with him holding the mask it looks like fucking John F. Kennedy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrimethamine#Availability_and_price

Except drugs only have a patent life of exclusivity for 20 years or a possible extension of 5 years if trials go on far too long

Tell me again how companies can't produce generic versions?

lol

Faggots once again confirmed for shit taste

What's the context here?

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JUST

FUCKING

SHOOT

HIM

WHY

WON'T

THEY

FUCKING

SHOOT

HIM

YOU RUN AROUND AND CAN RANDOMLY KILL CIVILIANS THAT PISS YOU OFF

FUCKING

SHOOT

HIM

Jesus fucking christ video game writing is just nosediving harder and harder

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What's the context regarding anything to do with the story?

No one knows.

There we go. I got bored looking before I got there. 2 threads in 12 pages isn't a lot fam.

memes

Reminds me of the extremely obese vampire from the first Blade movie

Why are you doing this?

Holy hell this is bad.

every fucking time. Please make it stop

lel

the day this came out all the cutscenes were on youtube, if you want to see it. but i wouldn't recommend it. i watched the first five minutes and the last five minutes, and basically nothing in between those matters.

Will you take a look at that nose? This team has a dindu, a sandcoon womyn and 50-years old rabbi, that's rich.

This is the death of stories in gaming

I've lived too fucking long

I thought it was the death with shit like Xenoblade and Persona games, but this is it, this is the fucking death of storytelling in video games, ham fisted political agenda's and their idea of "Villains"

no, it's only practically impossible

Just think about it though, people spammed a bunch of pepe images with piss and shit and no one gave a shit, then a MAGA hat gets added and it's suddenly a swastika.

Really says something about society today.

This game could be very easily modded to be Holla Forums compliant.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE WATCH DOGS 2 WITH SWEET PORN
NOT JOIN THEM IN FAGGOTRY

That loop of his laugh at the end actually makes me legitimately angry. Holy fuck that's the most annoying shit

Dubs checked. Wrench was supposed to be a dumb twink cumslut, like Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

You seem to be confusing crypto keys with passwords.
To use the key and lock metaphor, brute-forcing a crypto key would require making every possible permutation of key, which is literally impossible due to the fact that there are infinite possible permutations of keys.

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also, what's wrong with xenoblade, it has anime tier story, but most of games are even worse than that

The word racist stopped working so they're going for nazi now. What word will be the next victim?

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You're 100% fucking wrong

AES-256 even with a 30 character password is uncrackable

If you took every single piece of computing equipment on earth and started trying to brute force a 256 character crypto key, by the time you were able to crack it the universe would have experienced heat death, and that still would only be 1/10th of the time required to brute force the encryption

1 was already. Did they remove this background check thing in 2 to avoid Moonmen?

Plot which is dog shit with with overdrawn scenes that make me want to beat the writers to a pulp

I've never been so fucking bored playing a JRPG, and I fell asleep during FF8 once

Its characters are unlikable, its plot is padded out immensely, characters/villains are covered in plot armor etc etc

that's why I said practically, in theory it's possible

There is no next word

Nazi is it

Nazi is the last word. They've been demonized for 70 years to the point almost nobody can remember a time when they weren't the big bad boogeyman of the world

If Nazi falls there is nowhere to go

In physics theory we learned mathematically and its 100% sound based on our understanding of physics and the laws that govern it you can have an elephant wrap its trunk around a daisy and then hang off a cliff

You and I however know that's impossible

Using the same logic, you could practically literally anything as long as even the most tiny possibility exists.

Jesus you are retarded…
That´s exactly what he was saying, it´s practically impossible but not at all theoretically impossible

FUCKING WHITE MALE

but why single it out when you have so many better choices like recent final fantasy or kingdom hearts, especially since it's not really popular enough to have influenced anything

Holy fuck, I'm still mad.
Even the shit Kojima wanted to write, but didn't end up in the game didn't seem that good.
The people who wanked over the game before it came out and speculated what the story was going to be seemed to have better ideas for it.

I've only played like 3 hours of Kingdom Hearts 1, but Xenoblade and Persona games had far worse plot

If the story is even worse then god I'm glad I didn't finish KH1 or play its sequels

It looks like Jim Sterlings son, if his wife would let him fuck >her

out of curiosity, what games have good stories?

I haven't cringed this hard in a while

What the game needed was a more substantial use for your soldiers. If not deploying them with you in assaults, then they should have made a turn based side game where you use your troop in missions. That would have been cool.

Also, the biggest failure is the story. People were excited to play through Big Boss' descent into villainy and what we got instead is being forced to rescue filthy little niglets and playing pretend.

Depression Quest

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At least they managed to capture the essence of san fran

>not gone home

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I just got to that part, and it doesn't make much sense. This is supposed to be the story of a damaged man being consumed by hatred and becoming a complete villain. Adopting a bunch of child soldiers and giving them an education doesn't seem like something someone fitting that profile would do. Starting his own unit of child soldiers I can see, but raising them?

what the fuck even is this game

How is Trump referenced in the game?

FF6, FF4, Chrono Trigger, FF9, FF7, Dying Light, FEAR, Metro 2033, South Park: Stick of Truth, STALKER games, Kingdoms of Amalur etc

Holy shit, tiny dick.

San Francisco Simulator.

I'm gonna need some proof for these.

Cant provide proof of shkreli but just watch the e3 footage and you know enough

I think this game was made for people like you.

okay then

Upgraded a dudes graphics card and his monitor had a free code, maybe I can scream.

stream it so we all can scream with you

OP is faggot for not providing a source with his claims as are you for defending him.

From what i hear, Watch Dogs was made by the company that made the Driver games, Ubisoft Reflections.

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Thanks user, much better.

Gonna download

I don't understand, why not just buy a $400 pc and wait like 3 years for emulation. Not even 3 years, some shit is already emulated like weee yuoo.

also pc costs less when you add upt every expense

I agree.

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now im curious because Thruss (not the exact spelling) means animal shit in other languages if its intented or not

The fuck is this cancer?

ayy I made that image.

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Its not on PC till the 29th, thats fucking cancer.

thanks ubishit

Thanks

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Don't let Holla Forums see this.

Step it up, Ubisoft

I also made it

You brute force the key out of whoever set it up.

the other 5% are cancelled

i'm already here

Bless you, chaikanon

XKCD might be shit, but they got it right here

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Pussy and Dick?

Jesus christ this game is disgusting, not even good snatch

That would take millions of years if not more.

Why do they just walk around naked? Is San Fran that degenerate?

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Its worse

It's full of faggots, what do you think?

Someone have that collection of pics from San Francisco?

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The protagonist of the first game worked on the system that controls the city which is why he knows how to get in and cause havoc

What the fuck do these assholes know that lets them do this shit?

Diversity.

You don't want to know. Or you do, in that case, yes and MORE.

It is LITERALLY where this SJW bullshit came from in the first place, the people who started this mess.

well .. it s a 18+ game so i don t see why they shouldn t model it

archive.is/KvLXR
LOL

I think it was dropped, he just used an exploit made by actual hackers

Pretty sure this game doesn't take place in a synagogue.

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Was it? That's just what I remember from what people said when the game came out

his age isn't even that bad, if they had made him a old man but handsome it would have been good
but no they had to make him a unsexy jew

me too, but I actually finished it and there was nothing about it ingame, MC is just a thug

So this shkreli guy besides the drug thing, why people hate him so much?

GTAV did this nakedness shit and no one gave a shit because they don't have an agenda. In fact no one cares now, they're just trying to make a controversy to advertise a game that no one wants.

SO WHAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE STORYLINE IF YOU COULD JUST KILL EVERYONE AT ANY FUCKING TIME?!

Because they were told to.

nobody cares about him, only his insane jewery

Why the fuck do I have the need to hug him?

My thoughts exactly

Apparently he's supposed to be in his early twenties

Read the thread or ask on Holla Forums for proof, he jewed the jews which is why the media dogpiled him.

I read up on him myself, he is a jew

You have a couple types of villains, the Looming Threat, the Monster, and the Schemer, plus a few others.
The Schemer is the type of villain they were going for, in that the villain works with the heroes and makes himself useful or coerces them into working for him.
Now, the heroes are always in complete power over the villain in this game, so the villain would have to endear himself in order to manipulate them, but they act like sacks of unfunny shit to the heroes with no sway or no thing held over their heads.
So I genuinely think that the writers were trying to make them LIKEABLE.
That's fucking scary if they think that's acceptable behavior, even on a criminal level.

[insert dodge meme]

Fuck these facial animations are disgusting.

In the Holla Forums complete dialogue overhaul, is face will be subbed in with Kevin Warhol's.

These things made the game. It should explain much.

yes please

OY VEY

Ok

That was only one one character though.

gay french numales

Maybe one day it will be good then, I guess

When Jim Sterling said he was doing some acting for a game, is this what he meant?

It's funny that you would mention Trump.

ERRY FUCKING TIME!

lel

Holy shit the irony is almost intoxicating.

Where did the music come from? Is it in-game or some shit? I remember seeing a pic with the MC wearing ear buds

It's a fun game with some neat abilities. If you enjoyed the others you will enjoy this one.

i consider it a lot weaker than the other ones, one reason being the distinct lack of killzones in the game, theres like 2 actual large battles and the rest is just snooping around solo

Holy fuck he got banned by sony for tweeting that pussy pic. Look on his twitter

dayz was fun half a decade ago…

Good shit

Even the cover is fucking gay, all 3 of them look fucking retarded.

You know, I was hoping it was going to be like that 90s movie Hackers.

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Nope. It's just a giant twitter power fantasy.

they need to make a Watchdogs Gaiden that take places in the mid-late 90s, without iphones and all that bullshit

Seems like an accurate portrait of San Francisco, they should put it on airport outdoors.

I didn't know you could build a future proof PC that can support emulation for $400. Unless you're emulating snes or its predecessors then even then it's too expensive.

What do you mean by instances?

Episodic.

These people are among us.

Is this a laugh at OP thread for bad decisions?

lowend phones can emulate that and more, you're a moron

That's terrible. Then they would have sold it like hitman.

And you're dumber than a nigger.

Closed off (large) maps. Instead of a big, empty, open world you get several big maps in the vein of the base in Ground Zeroes.

Isn't the trollface public domain?

fuck off baiter

Nope, its owned by Carlos Ramirez.

In this day and age? Maybe if it was a different company, but Ubisoft always bows to the sjws and grrrl gamers.

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Holy fucking shit, Ubisoft. Shitting the bed this hard must've actually required a lot of creativity – it's like somebody went all out on "How can I help ruin this company?" Who the fuck came up with modelling dicks and cunts and thought it was good idea? Did they look at witcher 3 with its tits, and thought "Let's copy this feature, but use the most repulsive NPCs imaginable, that'll work. Everyone likes seeing a hobo's flaccid cock or a legbeard's unkept snatch"

XKCD is shit and never gets it right. The whole point of hacking is you can do it without spilling blood, drawing tons of attention and the person getting hacked knowing who you are or that they even got hacked.
Why do you think cat burglars and most thieves go through all that trouble to not get caught and steal without the victim knowing when they could just bash the victim's head with a pipe and take what they want.

Seriously what the fuck is the tranny "supposed" to be?

Is it a woman trying to be a man or a man trying to be a woman?

but you don't get it, you're just playing pretend meanwhile the real big boss is doing something somewhere at some time that causes everything good you've done to vanish by the time of MG1
t. hackjima

IIRC, isn't he the main villan? Thruss with his phrase "Make the Bay Area Great" or something?

asking that question is discriminatory user, report to your nearest diversity alley.

I'm guessing they were going for a woman transitioning to a man, still, who the fuck knows. This is why you don't throw out the binary genders kids, well that and because it's not fucking correct.

What a shitlord

Sorry, but Commissar Robyn killed xerself after 11/9

He comes across as a true sociopath, while that is fairly common among CEOs he wears it as a badge instead of trying to hide it.

Please President Trump, exterminate those things.

sex is still taboo for no reason.

you can torture and make any genocide etc …
but god forbid sex. because porn !!! be carefull boy
Be it GTA or any 18+ game. you can t properly fuck. the closer thing you can find was TW2 (and maybe 3 … i didn t play it for too long because i was annoyed by the progression and open world not fitting their senario)

so ubisoft modeling a vagina ? i m impressed . that is a start

lemme guess, he's an analogue for anonymous users and despite being the best character in the game they take their time to give him a speech where they try to make anonymous users look like shitty people and then kill him or something, in some sort of teenager-tier revenge fantasy bullshit.

SJWs hate that people protect their identities on the net because they really want the power to send hitsquads after the people they don't like.

Did I hit it on the money?

Why'd they make him jewish though?

Really you should knew it will be this way since it was announced to take place in San Francisco.

"model"

Is it humanly possible for any current year to at least be subtle?

The obnoxious pandering is bad enough but the fact that it beats you over the head with it is even worse.

To make us feel bad for him? He is in the diversity squad, so he gets extra points for being old and jewish.

diversity quota.

yeah, they couldn't have a FUCKING WHITE MALE in the BK Kids Club, only the bad guys are white guys.

I have a feeling they heard all the feedback and changed his face, just because they can

Schrodinger's ethnicity

White when it suits them, jewish when it doesn't

Whelp, that explains the story

It's not a probability, it's 100% certain that you could crack it with enough time and computing power, hell all the computers from 100 years from now might be able to pull it off before the heat death of the universe, or in 10000 years we might now the answer to the last question.

Is his age mentioned anywhere in the game?

SJW bullshit is old, dates back to at least Rousseau

No, he gets interrogated by feds and they steal his mask.

sounds like something Holla Forums would love, what are you complaining about
look, we hit bump limit. best game

I didn't even realize this was coming out this year.

Nioh soon too.

#4thevaginas

Western games are dead, nips rule because they aren't cucked. Don't play western games past 2007.

He does have the glasses for it.