HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC '06

Where's the 10th anniversary remaster?

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Aaron hasn't made a post for a few days.
He's either got something big lined up, filled with shit memes and giving the bird to the devs he works with, or got silenced by his superiors again.

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They put NOW LOADING… in the official 25 years of sonic video, surely they wouldn't throw a fit about it now.

I'll give credit to 06, out of all the bad games in other franchises, at least it looked like the devs were trying to do something ambitious, at least with the tone and such.

What the hell was up with the story anyways? Ten years and I don't think we even heard about how they managed to write a love story between a hedgehog and a Kairi ripoff with an OC as a villain.

How come the media keeps bringing this shit up when they'll throw a bitch fit if you bring up the CD-i games?

The CD-i games were made thanks to a shit business deal that gave Philips the rights to use Nintendo characters despite shelving the joint SNES CD-ROM project. Sonic 2006 was an official first-party title created by Sonic Team.

Both are underrated masterpieces that you're just too pleb to understand.

I'll give you that. But it's weird there's an obsession over it by Nintendo fanboys. Not as in meme kind of way, but as an example that Sonic was always shit because apparently the console wars had Sonic eating their dog in their childhood. I mean you don't hear a tenth anniversary for the Virtual Boy even by Sonyfags.

Thanks OP, I think I'll complete the game today.

First sonic game I've never passed.

Man I wish we'd gotten something like the teaser trailer for '06. Not to be all "muh open world" or anything, but that looks a lot more fun to run around in than what we got. (Thin strips of land over bottomless pits everywhere which you're expected to traverse with the most slippery controls ever.) They really went full fucking retard sometime during development and decided to make it Sonic Adventure 3 in all but title. I wish Naka would tell us more about what really happened during that time, because I feel like there's a lot of disinfo out there. Especially coming from Iizuka who's Sega's lapdog and will say whatever they want if it makes them look better.


I THINK it was a nod to an unused human girlfriend Sonic was originally conceptualized having named Madonna. She was a lot more cartoony and the couple felt more like Roger Rabbit than shitty self insert fanfiction. I don't think it was a good idea, mind, but I'm pretty sure that's where Elise stems from conceptually speaking. Honestly, if they HAD to have a romance between Sonic and a princess, they could have at least made her an anthropomorphic creature so it wouldn't be completely jarring when they kissed. In fact, if you did that, none of the major plot points would have to be changed and the story would be a lot easier to swallow.

I mean, it would still be really dumb, but it would be less stupid visually.


I hope you're playing the 360 version, because the PS3 version uses an older build that's way more unstable. I played the 360 version myself, and I was shocked at the fact that I barely had any glitching at all. It was still hot garbage, but it was playable hot garbage. And I played through it at least three times over the years. (Usually over drinks when I had nothing better to do.)

As a Sonicfag, I would say it's worth at least one playthrough with friends. It's definitely The Room of video games.

Totino's hasn't authorized a remaster yet.

haha

Jesus, what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall at SEGA during that time. I'd love to see what went so wrong with my own eyes.

Not just for Sonic 06, but to see who thought Shadow The Hedgehog was a good idea. At least they're getting their shit together if Sonic Mania is anything to go by

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Fresh from the presses.

The romance with a human thing isn't controversial itself, because Roger Rabbit. If the franchise was pure humor, Sonic having a girlfriend wouldn't bat an eye. But the way it was executed in 06, it came off really hard to take seriously. I don't think of Sonic as an animal, but more of an inkblot cartoon creature, but it still doesn't work and I don't know what the hell they were thinking.

The romance with the human was controversial because SHE WAS CLEARLY A HUMAN. NOT A CARTOON HUMAN. A HUMAN. SHE WAS RENDERED IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ART STYLE. A MORE REALISTIC ART STYLE.

Compare the "Madonna" concept to Elise and you'd understand why most people call what happened in 06' "Bestiality".

That's what I meant when I said execution. Like said, they should've gone with another anthro as the princess. We could've gotten Tiana from Xtreme.

You know you gotta admit that the game had a good idea or nice looking area every once in a while.

Bud…It's still a woman fucking a porcupine.

Tbh, if you fix the game destroying bugs and glitches, make only Shadow, Sanic and future Trunks playable as was the original plan, the game already becomes okay.

Even Mike Polock is there.

Then there's the story.

I'm still convinced this game was meant to be the answer to SE and Final Fantasy, but in alpha they either realized it wouldn't work, or just ran out of money, so they slapped Sonic in and shipped it out. It's the only explanation for everything.


Is there any other explanation?

I guess changing the uncanny valey humans into animes would sort of fix that. I wish this game does come out for pc so the autistic modders can get their hands on it.

Why did the lava level have tutorial messages anyways? Thats so bizarre, was it meant to be the first level?

I honestly couldn't tell you. It has no bearing on the main story, and it tells you how to do everything, so I can only assume it was. Why the fuck does it pop up so far into the game though?

I can only assume it was added in at the last moment to pad out the runtime or something. Or maybe they fucked up and it was meant to be the first, who knows.

That might have been it, but after completing the entire game, and then randomly adding in a lava level, why would they go to all the trouble of having a tutorial for everything?

Nah he's right. People didn't make a fuss about Jessica Rabbit. Artstyle and tone change everything
Not only were the human designs very realistic in Sonic 06, the tone was much more serious

Holy shit my dick can't handle her in the movie.

Yep it had a SLIGHT chance to be good if it wasn't rushed and actually got polished and stuff.
Sega today is fucking sad - they've realized that the 00s Sonic games were a mistake, so now the only thing they could come up with was the diametric opposite by trying NOTHING new and endlesly appeal to nostalgia… even though Sonic was never that great in the first place. I mean, the Genesis games are good but they haven't aged that well.

I wouldn't mind this meme if it wasn't for hack e-celebs that say this because they're venting from the console wars and people still take their word as experts on the subject.

He's such a faggot jesus christ. I still can't tell if Suzy was his downfall or if he was always a fag.

The latter.

I don't have Sonic 06 so I'll just sit through this autistic masterpiece.

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Whatever happened to that kid. I saw a video where his voice changed and he was chill as hell. Was it all just an act?

Here he is 2 months ago
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Jesus christ did he play us all like a damn fiddle? He's just so calm.

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Oh man, this guy is really good. I like his Sanic and Megaman LPs. He has an amusing speech impediment, he says words like "long" and "wrong" without the g.

He probably grew up

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That, or he's heavily medicated now.

I have something like that except with the letter "D".

I'm glad he didn't turn out like someone else we know.

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From what I hear his parents saw his videos and banned him from using Youtube or gave him loads of pills or something. It's a bit sad because hey, he was a kid after all, and on the internet you're bound to make a fool out of yourself in one way or another.

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TEN YEARS

Come On Boy

Nigger.

I wonder what Jontron is doing right now? I bet he's wasting his autism bucks on WoW instead of going to the gym and becoming a man.

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POKECAPN SONIC BOOM WHEN

He's starting his own salt mine on Twitter.

Uh, I'm pretty sure Mariotehplumber and Jontron are two different people.

I can't tell who the fuck he supports in this issue. Is he one of those lukewarm retards?

Even if he did sell out, at least he's still based in a way.

Shit, I meant to reply to this

His content's been getting gradually better. Maybe he's recovering from being a sell-out.

Shit, I didn't know Jon was that based.

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I don't know, I'd say he's certainly not leaning towards Shillary despite selling his soul to Disney and being contractually obligated to reference their properties in every video he makes.

You wanna know why he has to do that?
Because he's partnered with Polaris, which is owned by Maker Studios, which is owned by Disney.
He needs to get the fuck out of Polaris. It's holding him back.

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Damn, he really is based. I knew Jonw as okay.

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I think he dislikes both candidates and he's one of the few people on Twitter with a brain that realizes the hypocrisy over the protests.

CHAIKA

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I really want them to finish Sonic '06, and by that, I mean I want the Jon and Arin of 2012 to finish it and not the Jon and Arin of 2015 or 2016.

i remember playing that until my disk died and s-ranking every level
also i think i hadevery achievement i could get in it, except for ones where the game would crash trying to get because the CD was also a piece of shit.
iirc crisis city would crash on the running part and the audio would crash, and kingdom valley would not run no matter what you did.

purple power up was OP too it was great

Maybe Mark will go out and buy a Sonic 06 cake.

fuck this i want to replay this piece of shit again
but i refuse to pay the $10. isn't it in a fucking bargain bin somewhere?

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It was though

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You can probably find them for that much at fucking gamestops. I'm shocked that they sell sell them for that high though, you could probably find copies of Killzone 2 or even Infamous 1 that cost less than that, like 2 or 5 bucks

You fags underage or something?

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Nah fam it was pretty decent in the early days. Genuine times of 2 faggots having fun.

That's what I'm figuring. Online the cheapest is $8 which is still ridiculous for sonic 06

maybe even goodwill has it.

why was this sticky'd?

Because it's an important question that needs an answer!

because it's important

sanic looks so much… older in that video
like hes taller and has longer quills on the head, and longer legs
just doesnt have the same proportions as in adventure 1/2 or genesis games

The real question is why it hasn't turned into a porn dump yet. 100+ replies clean is impressive for a sanic thread.

Not sure how to feel about this. I guess whatever his parents deemed necessary but damn. Either way seems a lot calmer.

why do the legs move so slow when hes going so fast?

It's still loading.

brogief

well gee user, I wonder what people are gonna do now that you pointed it out. that was your plan wasn't it?

with no survivors

I bet it's going to be coolblue and tojyo stuff.

Are you saying we need to fix that? Cuz it sounds like that's what you're saying

Rogue's the tit bat. I wonder if she likes tall men?

Is it true that Silver was going to be Shadow's kid in the original story?

Reminder that Rouge is 105 cm (3' 5"), so she could give any man a standing blowjob.
And to answer your question, pretty much everyone is taller than her so of course she likes taller guys.

Why is this Mongolian moving picture a meme? Is it worth watching? Looks kinda generic.

it's /a/ bleeding into Holla Forums
a failed meme

It is pretty generic, but a fairly good watch. I don't know how it got memed so much harder than any other FoTM anime, other than her face in that one scene.

I actually wouldn't mind if Shadow ends up fucking Amy. Yuji Naka himself stated Sonic will never settle down.

Honestly the only deal breaker in the game for me is the load times. The plethora of glitches make it too fucking fun half the time and the music makes it all worth it for me.

I just wish someone would start a simple modding project to fix that and the worst glitches that actually frustrate you in a stage like Flame Core.

Well she's shortstack material for sure I'm 200 cm's so it'd be a funky relationship for sure.

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It's well-paced and feels very grounded, in stark contrast to other fantasy series of that time. Gets a bit convoluted towards the end.
Somewhat similiar to the author's former work, Scrapped Princess.

This game is 10 years old and you are just seeing this?

Can my dick cure women of feminism Mr. five three's man?

God confirmed for autistic.

I fucking knew it.

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Feminism is for ugly cunts and landwhales or literal cucks.

Boom is complete utter shit with absolutely nothing redeemable. 06 at least looks nice with hours of fun glitches alone and god tier music for stages.

come in for chaika, come out for chaika because it's really terrible. You'll need something good to wash off of how garbage it is

Any good pickup lines you've been able to make out of that one?

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That explains how I was able to play through it at all back then. It must have been like a year after it came out, I was a sonicfag, too, and I enjoyed it a lot. I couldn't figure out how to get any more rings around the end of the game, though, and I couldn't buy any of the debug gems.

WOOOOAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait no one mentioned he posted this yet?

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That explains a lot

Where's that "The 5th circle of hell is anger" screencap when you need it?

Im not god at math but if you consider that the average penis length while erect is 16 cm, that is roughly 15% of her height.
Now, if you consider that the average length of a vagina is from 7.5 to 10 cm in a female who's 165 cm tall, I would assume that Rouge's vagina is about 4.7 to 6.5 cm.
I have no idea if that means anything but Im pretty sure sex with Rouge would be fucking wild, considering that she would be taking a pounding from something that is 3 to 4 times longer than her pussy.

Has egoraptor even done anything animation related in the past decade? He's a faggot hack and should die honestly.

I think I like thick.

I'm still 25 cm's above average height and a couple inches bigger than normal dick size. She's a great little thing, big tits, wide hips great butt and I do like her personality a bit plus she has the same eye color as me so if it's possible to impregnate her without making abominations or halflings like we make full on bats nothing in between maybe taller ones I think she's perfect wife and dicking material.

Anyways now I need to go look at Rouge doujins I hate how no artist does her with human men often enough I prefer to fuck girls as my species thanks.

There are a couples of madman attempting to make a PC version.

Which shit is a worse waste of potential? This or ShtH?

>>>/cuckchan/

Do it.

Apparently the official Twitch account for Sonic stuff was browsing through '06 streams yesterday and shitposting in the chat rooms.

This nigger is actually amazing, I loved his whole run and how technical he gets in explaining the shit that's going on.
Also Sonic Boom is shit because it's an unfinished game with no originality, Sonic 06 had the benefit of being rushed and the devs were experimenting with a shitload of concepts that had to be cut short.

It was fun as fuck, the only thing it was missing was the bounce attack.

DarkspinesSonic is a perfect example of a black man who is absolutely not a nigger.

If you want something comfy as fuck to listen to, watch one of his many streams. When he plays Colors, he abuses the shit out of glitches for speed running.

It was a fucking mess that couldn't decide if it wanted to be a platformer or an action game. The result is something plain slow and jarring in terms of level design and frankly terrible collect-a-thon missions.

Good riddance that didn't happen. Shahra and Merlina are actually original designs and infinitely more fuckable.

it sure is nice of the picnic to invite us over for a princess eh luigi?