Dude muscles lmao

Yes because Conan the Barbarian is a character with a muscular body, unlike your swollen soytits.
Costumes that aren't overengineered fake capeshit jumpsuits designed to appeal to prepubescent boys.
t. JJ Abrams number one fan
Actual props vs cgi jizzum

Go open your anus to your girlfriends bull you insufferable, tasteless faggot.

Movies are bourgeois as fuck.

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I really hope that's ironic.

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Homosexuality does not exist. You are a male and that's it, whatever name you give to your current sexual stimuli cocktail will not change your biological reality.

The only problem is that you're also a man whose fetish is to be raped by other man. Sodomy is rape, clear as day.

What a shame that you can name the number of good Conan adaptations on a single disfigured hand.

This is something a homo would say. Normal people don't get turned on by guys period. If you do, you're gay period. I notice some of you fags in Holla Forums though attacking the idea of female sex appeal in anything because you don't want to be reminded of the fact you are gay. It's pretty fucking pathetic, and you should just kill yourself already. There's nothing gay about Robert E. Howard's Conan either. It's the most heterosexual masculine fantasy world there is, which explains why leftist beta males are attacking it now.

There's a difference between female sex appeal and showing a woman naked because lol, not sure about anyone else here but I like to watch shows and movies for enjoyment not to wank.

get fucked

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SHE'S A VALKYRIE

Anyone who reacts that negatively to seeing a beautiful woman naked is a fag, especially in something like a movie. Also there were retards in Holla Forums saying it was a good thing Formula One got rid of its gird girls, which is the same thing as shilling for white genocide imo because seeing sexy women activates the male sex drive and makes them want to have sex with their girlfriends. This "no sex appeal ever" in society shit is just going to lead to beaners eclipsing the white birth rate because they have no problem telling their people to have sex in their entertainment. Definitely some people that should be purged from Holla Forums that think the jews make them aroused by cock, when it's actually just the fact they're just fags. Being a fag isn't a choice for anyone that isn't one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

lay off the soy, kid
it's why you don't have muscles. Soy is as good as plain water for building muscle.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22698458?dopt=Citation

It's a shitflick

DUDE FLICKS ARE GOOD IF THEY HAVE BEEFY DUDES LMAO
MY FAVOURITE KINOS ARE DEMOLITION DADDY AND LORDS OF THE LOCKER ROOM GET MAD SOYBOYS

kek

Fucking hell.

>>>/otomad/

Wow, I'm really fucking glad I hung onto this image now.

I don't know what's worse, that those things exist or that Zachary is so well versed on the subject of faggot porn.

DUDE I KNOW FAGGOT PORN TITLES BY HEART, I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT YEA NO HOMO

saved

There are people on Holla Forums right now that can post the entire dialog of LORDS OF THE LOCKERROOM by heart. This is a very old meme.

>it increases your birthrate goy trust (((me)))
>>>/telaviv/
>>>/israel/

Aniki is a hero to every man whose heart burns with justice. It doesn't matter if he is gay. His courage transcends all barriers.

I think you got the wrong door, the reddit clubs two blocks down.

It has nothing with liking it or not, and everything with his trademark grammar and formatting

Not to mention how assblasted he gets by Conan. Seeing people who like masculine movies must be worse than seeing Emma getting anally annihilated by Big Ol' Harv.
Actually scrap that, he probably gets off to it

The soyboy everyone. Conan laughs at your talmudic gods.

Zach hates religion, his fedora is bigger then Emma's holes at this point.

You are even worse than he is

is that roddy rowdy tiger?

Your hatred for Conan the Barbarian is well known Zach, I imagine all those muscly tan aryans remind you of your days in Pennsylvania with all those rednecks making you feel insecure about your asian penis.

I agree, there are movies that handle these themes far better than Conan does.

Stop disrespecting kino on my board.

No joke, that is quite possibly the greatest imageboard I have ever seen.

High, newfag

No joke intended. That is literally the point. Dumb weeb scum pointing out their worst parts.

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Holla Forumseddit is prettymuch I HATE YPP the internet

I WANT /JP/ SHITSKINS TO GO

Hey buddy I think you have the wrong door. Reddipol is three blocks down.

/jp/ is fucking amazing

The only good board on 8ch besides Holla Forums. And they both have the save board owner.

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lol

Not anymore, nepfag ruined it.
t. old /jp/ board owner

There are people on Holla Forums RIGHT FUCKING NOW who dont understand kino

please leave pleb

Every single time I think I hate weebcucks hey do something this awesome.

/jp/ is quite possibly the most important imageboard mankind has ever made.

dude wtf I love weebshit now?

No joke this is probably the best post I have ever seen.. I didn't even know /jp/ existed until today,,

I don't even have words.

I guess I am a weeb now. reposting this.

I mean I have had people tell me I am redit for years, I just now understood what that actually means, and I am ashamed.

this post

I have been living my life wrong basically forevver,

suck my cock, dude

everyone replying to 1125022 above me = samefag

t. samefag

posting this on /a/ would get you a permaban
t.knower

Кино

This thread is kino

/jp/ is the best board

/jp/ is great

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This is why /jp/ is best board

That is probably the realeart thing I have ever heard. Bill Burr may be a cuckold, that is real nigger shit right there. White boys pay attention.

I think the nu-male op was still butthurt from having several inches of masculinity injected into him every night by his black step-dad.
Watching the film must have brought flashbacks.

This is the best post I have ever seen.

this sounds like a pathetic jew larper

What the actual fuck? Man you weebs might actually be fun.

The film is one of the best in existence. If you are unable to appreciate it, and know that it is the path in life that every man should take, it is too late for you and you are one of those gay-frogged millenials that have been chemically neutered.

This is a man who knows kino.

I didn't know that board existed, but I do and I am grateful.

>>>/otomad/ is a good board and needs posters.

you win sir
this is a good opinion

Weebs make some pretty good self-aware OC when they can be bothered.

This is from The Beforetime, but still classic.

lmao

Can you be even more pathetic?

I thought his official name was now "Quadroon of Mossad"?

is this kino?

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lmao

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ypp?

ultra kino

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White people

Original Conan wasn't anything like Arnold though. Arnold is a shit actor.

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