Webm Thread: SOMETHING EDITION

Last webm thread is on page 13
Post your webms/mp4s
And remember to have fun

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Thank you so much, user.

Do you have the 'Weapons Grade Life' episode of Xavier?

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I can encode it now, might take a bit.

Thanks in advance, user.

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wasn't that game made by an autist with a vore fetish?

(checked)
Nice trips reverse Satan

Holla Forums PS2 group is just as autistic as I assumed

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That's all game devs, shit the only "Normal" one I can think of is Carmack?

Even with Carmack him making games is mental masterbation of doing things with code

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Thanks

Nevermind, the flack he gets is warranted

sauce for this one

got anymore frankenhole?

When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace

I kind of like it. Is it terminal Holla Forums?

How is it liberals can never know when they're being fucked with and everything said to them isn't always serious?

The fact they flipped their shit out this much and did confirmation bias that "Pepe is a white supremacist meme" shows how absolutely detached from reality they are

webms are for autists

sage

Encoding another now, got any requests. It'll take a little while to encode though.

got the one with the invisible man?

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Encoding, it'll take a bit.

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wouldnt be the first time

this is different brah ,this is some next level shit brah

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thanks m8

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I wonder how Carl and his gang are doing.

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it's amazing that an AI has better learning capabilities than the people that programmed it ,you'd think they'd have learned their lesson the first time around

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Play any video games lately, user?

Why would you post this dumb basketball-american

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Nice.

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Does anyone have the one of that video where it's play Real Human Bean during it?

What .wad?

dump 3 my friend

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This is too good.

You're a good man user, have a G11

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Anyone find the music from the second one?

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AND THEY TOOK HER FROM US! AGAIN!

CAN WE HAVE NOTHING SACRED?

can a /k/omando explain the logic behind this abomination's design?

While the design is odd, part of it is caseless ammo, which saves weight immensely. However a watchsmith would be needed to field strip the G11. The US is still experimenting on caseless ammunition

It's fucking wizardry how you manage to cram an entire episode into a webm only ~12mb in size, with fucking sound -and- quality.

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT?

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This thing was destined to fail.

Pooppoopfart! I love this guy

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AYO, YA NIGGAZ MUST BE OUTCHA FUCKIN MIND

FUCK IS Y'ALL NIGGAZ…

OH MY GOD, Y'ALL NIGGAZ CAN'T BE SERIOUS

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come back bb we can cuddle while i explain all those terms for you

your memes make my ears bleed

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I have a query. You think that birds' beaks might get itchy and this is just them scratching it? Or maybe they've got phantom itching and this is their attempts at unfucking it.

My dad had a parrot where if you left a cupboard open he would hup in, close the door of it and start going "AHHHH AHHH AHHH" cause he liked the echo

Pretty sure a bids beak is some type of bone. Kinda like fingernails. Do your fingernails get itchy?

It's a remix of Running in the 90's. Found it by googling the lyrics. Not hard yo.

Birds beaks are not bone, but you're right they're the same material as fingernails called Keratin (I think)

Birds aren't meant for captivity, and they display various physical ticks and odd neurotic behaviour from such. People then anthropomorphize and interpret it as funny or cute.

What version of this mix is played in the video tho.

thanks peta

Have some Quantum Break

The one I embedded you shit. Did you not even listen to it?

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I really enjoyed quantum shift but the way you play makes the game look even shittier then it actually is. The thing with quantom shift is that you have so many tools in your arsenal that you should never be in cover.

Don't play it like a cover shooter, play it balls to the wall style.

Thank you for the webms.

or maybe birds like making sounds.
Not everything has to be death and despair you know.

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It is what it is.

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Fun Fact:

If that was an alligator turtle that crocodile would be 10 miles away, the alligator turtle is a crocodile/alligators only natural competitor and often natural predator as their jaws are so strong they can rip them to pieces without effort

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yes , you're retarded

how about some vidya for a change?

/r/ing two webms I can't find on my harddrive:

1. Gmod, guys are in a store and they freeze the clerk's face so it's stuck in a weird position. They ask him to get them some chips from the vending machine behind him. Clerk walks around looking for chips and then kicks a bum out of the store.

2. Gmod, some guy yells "hey!" over and over to G-Man, then finally whispers "hey faggot." G-Man's neck stretches all the way out right in front of the guy's face, don't remember what happens next.

They are very sheltered people, deliberately so. They won't so much as attempt to understand anything outside their bubble.

lol those guys are champs. She's going so over the top with the smug liberal shtick to the point that it's self-defeating, anyone can see through it.

was watching nausicaa when this happened

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Not the final version, but needed to go to bed

Anybody got source for the song?

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Night of Fire.

Thank you user.

source is in resized window

Love you long time bby

Who's laughing now?

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Yeah, they like cleaning their beaks. Depending on the bird, it might like getting its beak gently scratched by you.

What's going on with her left leg?

What game is that in the second one? Looks like Nitronic Rush but I'm pretty sure it's not

shiiiiiiiiet

I wish I understood why people like drifting for no reason. It makes a shit ton of noise and just ruins the tires and the road.

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kek

Goodly god what did I miss.

does anyone have the webm of
courtney gears performing her song in R&C 3

song name?

Is my shit fucking up? Or is this webm just blackness with that Tanzi song

your shits fucked mate its a Dancing maga 2d qt

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It's just another person who doesn't understand how to encode to yuv420p.

you are both right, bone with keratin layer on top

I played on hard, mid to late game forces you to play without cover and the fight against CIA you literally can't stop moving (don't know about other difficulties but all of his powers are instakill on hard). I even told my friends that I think the cover in this game is some kind of mean joke to the player, because it gets useless as you go on, no wonder there is no button to it. On the counter side, Snipers are 2-hit kill on hard, I had to briefly take cover to time stop or time blast 'em to death, after that I could resume the timey wobley fun.

Also, this footage is somewhat old, I played like shit in the beginning, I didn't have any recoil control, didn't use my powers smartly and took cover like a little bitch but since I didn't record my other gunfights I posted only this one.

I really miss a horde mode.
Sam Lake really could consider making a sequel with more gameplay and less netflix

birds are birds. The only time anything was "wrong" with him was when he developed brain swelling at 15 years old and died as a result.

Wasn't that from Holla Forums? Does this factor into the rise of kek?

Carmack is a polymath, he is hardly normal

What is the game.
the second one.
I need in my life so badly. I can't evenexplain to you how bad I need this game. It is triggering so many emotions in me that I haven't felt in so long. I need this game in my life.


It's not Distance is it??

Shame

what happened to that game?

Oh shit my cheeks hurt from laughing.

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these things are such a waste of time to watch

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Guess I better check em

I want to know the name of that game. I'll suck your dick.

I found it in 20 seconds, your google-fu is weak.

HOLY SHIT THIS FAGGOT STILL POSTS HIS LATE AS FUCK DEAD Holla Forums CONTENT IN HERE?

Caps lock is cruise control for cool

Indeed. It's power drive 2000, by the way.

that's a great meme, I love it haha!

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I miss these fuckers

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Any help on this?

I have the first one, I don't know about the second one though

Awesome, appreciate it

Harry Houck is probably the only good thing to come out of CNN.

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user delivers

love you goyim, great work. I'll post some more webms when I got on my home computer

Sup Capesanblas

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/r/ the webm of the marching band playing the soviet national anthem through the street i was organizing my webms and accidentally deleted it

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Does anyone know the audio source for this? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

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I've seen this webm so many times, what's the source? Is it good? I already got fooled once by the "edgy/sexy psychological animu" meme and ended up watching Elfen Lied, it was shit.

Bakemonogatari series, you'll either love it or hate it.

bakemonogatari
It's mostly quirky characters talking with interesting visual design going in the background, a love it or hate it sort of deal. It's technically a good show but some people may get bored by it. Can't speak for it's sequels cause I haven't seen them

Also Elfen Lied is garbage and anyone who told you otherwise is full of shit

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ive posted it a million times but ive never really found the video but every time i do post it i always get asked that

the anime i know is the monogatari series but ive never found this specific video on youtube or anywhere else for that matter

OK thanks. A good quirky ensemble-cast type series usually sits well with me as long as it doesn't disappear up its own asshole a few episodes in like FLCL

Dont watch katanagatari bc
a its not part of this series and
b you'll want to die after ep 10

Anyone that recommends Elfen Lied to you doesn't have your best interests at heart.

The Monogatari series is a series for people who enjoy dialogue. There are action sequences, but the entire series is 95% dialogue, and excellent dialogue at that, but if you're in it for snappy action scenes you're going to be disappointed outside of a few short instances per arc.

As opposed to regular anime, which is merely 80% dialogue. Japs love them some exposition.

Sounds pretty good though, I'll have to give it a try.

dont forget toothbrush scene

Exchanges like this are fairly representative of the back-and-forth conversations in Monogatari.

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Elfen Lied may have been garbage, but it was fun garbage. Shit on it all you like, but it was absurd enough that I enjoyed it.

sage for only tangentially Holla Forums related

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Forgot that one covered up the thud

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the worst part is that the episode actual dialogue is kinda like that

ANIME IS REVENGE FOR THE ATOMIC BOMB AND YOU KNOW IT

WHY DO THEY FUCKING ACT SHOCKED EVERY SINGLE TIME IT HAPPENS?!?!?!?!?

The worst part is they're all screaming "Education not deportation"

GET

OUT

OF

THE

FUCKING

ROAD

STOP

BLOCKING

ROADS

YOU

RETARDS

BRILLIANT.

That felt like a Monty Python skit.

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Heres a better monogatari amv

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B-B-But CNN showed blm blocking highways and they said they were heroes.

Based Wednesday
one of the few female characters I appreciated even as a kid.

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Webm is lower quality and Id watch it in fullscreen if possible.

yuo of do good

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Elfin Lied has a really good intro song and detailed gore but the rest is absolute garbage

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Pretty good animation, nice subtle movements

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STOP POSTING THE SPED-UP VERSION IT'S GARBAGE
can't fucking find the proper version. give me a minute

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Nigga I didn't even know it was sped up.

Please post the proper version, I was just thinking that she was moving a bit too quick

What caused it to explode?

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Bullets hitting air-pressurized cans at a high velocity.

Any link to song?

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thats cute but what is the context to this?

I'm gonna need a high quality version of that musical scene, good shit

can I get a sauce on those songs?

But AMVs are always shit.

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never forget

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Germans

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Anything else you LAZY WANKER?

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Found the whole video on youtube but it got audio copyrighted. I'll post it anyhow. RADWIMPS - ハイパーベンチレイション is the song if you're interested. Only other video I can find with the full song that isn't a cover was a SNAFU amv/mad.

Perfect.

And since you asked, got any decent SFM porn on hand?

That was pretty good

that sounds totally democratic and not like a lie at all

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no shit sherlock. Also careful user, don't wanna be labeled CTR now do we? :^)

I love how you don't get it
the only reason I wanted him in office at all was bc he promised to put a giant fucking wall in the middle of corrupted politicians and then he hired a million corrupted politicians

Who knew that members of Congress were appointed by the President? I sure didn't!

members of congress aren't appointed by the president but ok

members of the cabinet are

That's my point, dumbshit. It's stupid to say that Trump broke a promise to stop cronyism and cite Congress as an example.

ending cronyism in washington by appointing a million republican insiders into the cabinet

as well as having congress completely dominated by republicans

that sounds like a totally free and democratic system completely free of corruption

not to mention the fact that we only we only won by a broken system that literally noone else uses

we did something pretty stupid

I'm not citing congress as an example im using it to frther validate the point that retards just wanted all republicans in office and in doing so almost completely ruined democracy in the us

any bill passed by the house will almost immediately also be passed by the senate and then we have a republican president that noone can fucking predict because hes a patholigical liar.

not to mention that he only won via a broken system that we should have abolished a century ago

on top of the fact that i live in a state where my vote will never actually matter because of this said system.

bc everyone in kansas is a republican.

that being said its very nice to live in a state where I can yell Faggot at a bunch of retards and not be punished or even socially unaccepted for it

[citation and spellcheck needed]

Get out of here with that dead meme from 2006

I'm sorry, meme-sempai, what is the preapproved form of meme that should be used in this case?

All memes are acceptable user-kun, I just felt like giving you shit for bringing up an old meme

it's not a meme its a rule of the internet

But meme-sempai, shouldn't old memes have greater value for being so well known that we can roll our eyes at how overused it is?

Or is there something better for a meme then to be passed on?

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Holy shit, it just hit me he made a joke also about how slow Tracer is despite being the fastest character in overwatch

This is good as it's going to get because for some reason it takes 4 hours an attempt

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How long until trump bombs those guys?

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The Autumn one is the Howl's Moving Castle theme.

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my man

Fuck off turkish cockroach

Good taste can turn pop trash into something amazing.

Late to the thread but here's the original.

Holy fuck, satan, fuck you.
I had forgotten about that, why did you have to remind me?

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I love getting to listen a sax shred it up while this goes on.

I loved how as the evening went on they got more afraid and sweatier and sweatier. didn't they delete this steam from there official YouTube?

I have no idea. I don't pay attention to their channel. We'll always have this compilation though.

threads about to fall off. see you in the next one.