Game lets you marry npcs

why do they do this?

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Because it's inevitable for shit games.

Bit baity there but you've got one hell of a good question

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What game is that and does it have an english translation beacuse that screenshot is doing things to me. Strange things.

the only reason she is best girl is because every other waifu is a quest dispenser with 5 lines of dialogue. in any other game, she would be outclassed. Lightning or Marie would be a better waifu than her and they are garbage-tier

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Bioware's managed to make "romance NPCs" a bulletpoint for the back of the box of western RPGs, despite all their games post DA being irredeemable garbage with horrible writing and cardboard characters.

They at least realise people want a badly-animated sex scene where two hamtrolls clip polygons through each other. Most other companies don't bother with that because they, for some asenine reason, believe people want this shit for anything other than wank fuel.

Rance IX (name's also in the lower corner) and kinda. But you're better off with text hooks or waiting for the official release

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This irks me to no end. Maria was, by miles, the best waifu in Dragon Quest V, but you couldn't marry her. To rub more salt on the wound, she ended up with that faggot Henry.

I still need to do a run where I marry Symone.

But you can

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Why do they do this?

How does it feel being cucked by an imperial?


High impact kicks.

FUCKING PRIMO

Muiri best girl

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Skyrim is a very superficial game but it cemented itself as irredeemable garbage the moment this character was introduced. After clearing a dungeon full of vampires, another one with an elder scroll is "essential."

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Why live?

because fuck you that's why

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Fucking why.

Just murder him for fuck's sake!

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He is not the problem.

They already released Rance IX? Holy shit, when?
Is Syl thawed out already?

Then murder EVERYONE!

And she's completely willing to follow you and trust you to take her back home. Neither of you have any reason to not kill the other.

Molyneaux isn’t an ancap. He’s leaning jeffersonian.

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Bitch please, that's a dragon kalar.


Wiki says 2014 yes

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This makes me super happy, thanks user-kin.

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Nice touch, fampai. Also, is there a translation for Rance IX yet?

there is nothing wrong with elves, best option to have a loving family and live happily ever after.

As far as I know only an interface patch. Again, texthooks and some basic moon can get you thru it. maybe we'll get a official version, mangagamer did buyout the translators and made a pact with alicesoft

still a shit game without 200+ mods though

Fucking puritans and their turkey fetish.

thinly veiled modlist thread?

It's a shit game *with* 200+ mods. Irredeemable.

You're going to hang, mudslime.

Only choice, prove me wrong.

I'm a godless heathen you Jewish lapdog. Give me my harem routes and go suck a priest's dick.

Is it really the same game when you replace every texture, mesh, combat mechanics, perk and level system, music and enough quest and story mods you dont need to play bethesdas?

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god damn why does skyrim look so fucking garbage

Have mods gone far enough to remove the suck out of Skyrim's combat ?

Pretty much. There's not enough good quests mods out there to fix the turd, and no amount of polish will ever make combat even remotely engaging.

Maybe once someguy finishes with his quest chain and OSA gets a few more modules there might be some reason to play through Skyrim.

because bethesda are so shitty at coding they fucked up the uv maps and compressed textures when they released the game


you can balance the default combat or get overhauls that use custom scripts to change the combat to darksouls or a hack'n'slash style.

If you're consigning yourself to a life of solitary masturbation shouldn't you at least use something less chafing then steel gauntlets? I know it gets bigger when you pull it, but should you really aim to break the skin?

The game was originally made to run on ps3/xbox360 thats a mobile phone processor and a gtx 8600.

i'm not saying I'd ever choose playing skyrim over a game of Dragon's Dogma or an actual good RPG, but after 5 years there are enough mods to fix the combat and good quest mods with atleast 50 hours of content

People that don't want a harem route are not even human. They're cuckolds of the highest degree. Even in their escapism they can't stop their shameful attempts to appease women.


There is no fixing the combat. People have tried, dozens of times, nothing really sticks.

With Bethesda's Fallouts you eventually hit a point where you can mod it into a mediocre shooter and make it bearable, but there is no such possibility with Skyrim. You can merely mitigate one issue or the other, but never completely fix them all.

someguy is a pretty decent modder that can actually write well, and those kind of guys are rare in the modding scene. There are a few other decent quests, but if you're gonna bother modding one of these games, just go with New Vegas.

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Everytime

Molyneux is so savage in this one.

I like to marry the trader's sister in Riverwood just to cuck those two fags.

The white race is doomed.

I wanted nothing more than to kill that loathsome cunt.

Why do they do this?

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All of Dawnguard was especially shitty. Dragonborn was good, though.

i love lydia

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE HAS NO H-SCENE??

Libtards are doomed they think that taking care of woman with kids from different males is moral high ground. Conservative men will fuck only woman who dont have kids and will make only their own.

Natural selection would dictate that the cuck gene would have been stamped out centuries ago, yet it keeps cropping up regardless. Same for liberals.

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Yes you can, there's a "marry Serana" mod.
When you ask her to cook for you she says "oh…wow. ok" which is funny.
Now kill yourself for making such a shitty OP.

Cuck gene dont exist its just purely brainwashed people who do this.

Same shit for homosexuals. Maybe it's not genetic, but there is clearly some mechanism that produces them that is unrelated to social conditioning. If that weren't the case they wouldn't appear in the animal kingdom, or in past societies.


Then how can one explain their existence in previous historical periods? It's not like weak willed men are a new thing, and DNA data pretty much proves that 40% of men fucked 80% of women in caveman days.

yeah, its called a fetish. you will never get rid of it, unless you go full 1984

I read that 1 in 18 guys ever got any action in pre-historic times.

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I've heard that 90% never had any sex, 9% occasionally and 1% fucked like rabbits.

It's a form of group selection. A population will have members with genes that make them individually less healthy if those genes being present has a beneficial impact on the fitness of the group. The optimal reproduction strategy on the group level is for the best males to reproduce most, but there's a tension here because that implies the cucks won't have enough children to maintain the system. An alternative hypothesis is that the cuck genes are common, even universal, but are only expressed in those that have inferior genes.

You have now been cuckpilled.

Your pawn is your daughterfu. That'd be like trying to marry or fuck vivian, you pervert.

I GOT ONE WORSE

WHY DO THEY NEVER GIVE YOU THE ARA ARA~? NEW VALKYRIA GAME HAS THE PERFECT ARA~ BUT NO! NOPE! NO ARA~ FOR YOU, DOPE!

YOU WANT ARA~? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME PROPERLY DEVELOPED MALE? YOU GET THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND AGAIN!


SEE THIS ARA~? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE YOUR CAKE! BECAUSE YOU'RE A BABY BACK PANSY WHO WILL EAT THE CRAP THAT'S FED TO YOU!

WHAT'S GOOD FOR RETARDED OTAKU IS GOOD FOR YOU! AND OTAKU ARE SCARED OF FULLY DEVELOPED WOMEN SO TAKE THE MOEMOE-CHAN AND SHUT IT!

See, this would make perfect sense, yet we can clearly see that polygnyous societies are extremely unstable and prone to social friction and unrest. Just look at the Muslim countries. Half the reason they're such abysmal shitholes is that young men know they can't get a mate because there are none to be had, nor can they go out conquering (and dying, thus culling the herd) in this day and age.

There's a reason virtually all successful and long standing civilizations have forbidden the majority of men to have more than one woman. This never applies to the higher strata of society, where, even in the West, you had (and have) something called concubinage.


Harem route would solve this, but you fuckers can only whine about one specific waifu. Eat shit, you're the reason we can't have nice things.

You must not really love her or something.

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1. See woman
2. Rape her
3. She doesn't have three male Muslim witnesses to confirm it wasn't consensual
4. Get away with it completely

It's like you have no idea what you're talking about

Go away Todd.

We're only on step one and it's already clear you have no idea what you're talking about.

But that's the thing! It never does! Even when you have the harem they STILL give preference to the moe-moe instead of the Ara Ara~!

It's infuriating! I wish otaku would grow up already so we can get content that isn't trying for stunted babies too pathetic to even fantasize about grown women.

Persona 5 fixed this
I hope this marks a turning point

What the fuck is up with this guy's left leg?

Okay fine

1. See waking garbage bag

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I'm sick right now and can't laugh without coughing terribly
Thank you for this pain

Reproductive fitness and stable civilisation are not one and the same. If anything I would argue that they are mutually exclusive. As you say, a stable civilisation demands that the reproduction of the elite males is curtailed, but this means that over time the fitness of the population drops until the civilisation collapses or its population is invaded by fitter genes.

God I'd love to see same sex marriage in the next Elder Scrolls. Watching people get triggered is always fun. And let's face it would be the sole entertainment you can get out of Bethesda.

Bonus points for a wedding cake quest.

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>not being excited for interspecies marriage
Wow, bigoted much?

Why do you think they bundle them up in a burlap and don't let them walk around without male escorts?

They don't brutalize their ugly sows just because they are mean, they do it because a shortage of women makes them a prime target for some other clan/family to steal.

Unless this displeases her extended clan, then the chimpout begins. Mudshits act without impunity in the West because they know the family of the victim will never retaliate.

It's like you're a tryhard faggot that pretends to be smart.


I'm pretty sure there's plenty of VNs that are all about the ara.

I heard there was a harem route, did they lie to me?


I'm dubious they are fitter. They might be more motivated because they can finally claim a mate of their own, but they can very easily lose against the industrial capacity and social cohesion of the monogamous society.

Western countries routinely trump Middle Eastern ones, and have for the longest time, because they can outproduce them and retain a level of solidarity among the populace that mudshit countries lack, since they are primarily balance around the clan first and foremost, faith second and nationalism a distant third.

*with impunity

Far too many of them lack Ara, user. Far, far too many.

YES

i..it is not like that officer!

;_;

Do not sexualize the vivian.

Is that from Rance?
I'm interested in starting the series. Any ideas which game I should begin with?

What are honour killings

And far too many lack a harem route.

Motherfuckers.

Cuck option

Steffie is great.

it's from Sengoku Rance, which is funnily enough probably the best starting point for a newcomer to the series because it mostly does its own thing and is very accessible in terms of both story and gameplay.
By the end of the game, you should be able to figure out what you liked about it and decide whether you want to start from the very beginning of the series or pick a middle-point somewhere down the line.

Are you being stupid on purpose? Honor killings happen when the woman enters a relationship with a man the family doesn't approve of. Their whole society is built around protecting a woman's womb (not the woman) from getting impregnated with someone they don't want her to.

They usually marry within the (extended) family, which is why they're all so inbred. IRL harem route is a shitshow.

How about the first one you giant, mouth breathing faggot?

And yet you STILL can't marry best girl

Also when the woman goes out in public without a burka. Or shows her face online. Or goes to hang out with friends without a male chaperone. Or says something disrespectful to one of her parents. Or listens to western music. Or tries to get an education.

You're completely delusional and/or MIDF, but either way please go.

Oh look, more political discourse. I know I always come to the vidya board to talk politics.

They want to prevent her from doing all those things because they don't want her to get impregnated by an unapproved male. Your deductive reasoning skills suck.

All extensions of the family's need to "safeguard" their possession. Once she's not a virgin anymore she's worthless to them, and what's worse, has to marry her rapist, and his children will then have a claim to the family's wealth.

You do realize that more women get STEM degrees in places like Pakistan and Iran than they do in the West, right? You're purposely going into hyperbole because you're an imbecile. Sure, there's a chance she might get killed for this, but most families aren't just going to waste her because of a minor infraction. They'll likely beat her, starve her, maybe even whip her, but the smart ones won't kill her for merely acting out.

Stop being so upset mudshits aren't the cartoon villains you think they are. I'm merely trying to explain to you that they aren't evil just because. That's a leftist, individualist take on human behavior that has nothing to do with the how and why certain races, ethnicities and cultures behave as they do.

I'm not even defending them, I'm just laughing at your childish butthurt someone dares say it's the culture and race that makes mudshits behave as they do, and that there are reasons they treat women like shit that go beyond liberal interpretation of human morality.

Grow the fuck up.

Shut up, faggot and post some vidya then, instead of posting animu reaction pics.

da fuck are you talking about?

they say this shit was to go away!

there is nothing wrong with animoo pics

I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

All of these cases I have read about were done when no boyfriends were involved at all. It's not safeguard, it's inbred rage for violating the commands of Muhammed.

Liberals are head over heels for Islam, try again

This threads already almost off the rails. And the thread subject is not deus ex, unless hes your husbando of course. I've already contributed, now im chastising idiots for derailing a thread.

Of coursh.

fuck I wish mangagamer translated this shit ASAP

just keep talking about vidya, dont take the bait and report its not that hard, user.

just like real life

If you don't chastise the newfags they never learn.

Also take on account that it's the arab cultures are the ones who threat womans like that, it only got spread thanks to the theocracies and the influential power of the arab petrol trading nations.

Because not everyone agrees what best grill is. For example, space jew Tali was clearly best waifu, yet they didn't realize that until the second game

I'm pretty sure Pasthuns are no better, considering they'd rather fuck little boys than their own wife.

And you can't blame the UAE nations for Iran, or any Shiite majority country.

Nothing wrong with sexualizing Vivian though she wasn't the daughteru I had in mind while saying it.

Space gypsy.

And aside from a truly delectable derriere, she was pretty shit. If Jack wasn't used goods, she's be pretty fucking good.

Now you've fucked up

BioWare ever making a waifu that isn't shit
People like you should be fucked in the ass with a knife.

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Surely you must be aware of what happens to her in ME3.

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Do all you BioWare fans have shit taste in women or something? It would go a long way towards explaining why all their games are shit in that department.


I merely said that Saudi Arabia can't be held accountable for nations with a Shiite majority being shitholes. Or are you going to tell me they exported wahhabism there too?

Get that eyepatch back on

Pro tip, when talking about shitholes you probably shouldnt mention iran. Quit basing your world view on mainstream media, that country is actually pretty nice.

Fuck women, dragons are cooler.

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Making a lot of assumptions here.
We're talking about BioWare here, not exactly the best selection around. That said, what part of "crashed a space staion into a moon and bitchslaps warmechs" is hard to understand the appeal of?

She doesn't always an hero if you do it right

Back to "Persia" with you Ahmed.


Never said I wanted any of BioWare's abortions as waifus.

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I'm talking about her design.
Specifically the face reveal.

I perfectly understand why she is appealing to emasculated bitches. When you're masturbating to the same shit Joss Whedon does you know there is something extremely wrong with you.

All aliens come from Shutterstock user

Stay brainwashed faggot, there are tons of mudslime countries that are shitholes and you go out of your way to mention the one exception. This is what media does to you

Wew, projecting much?

Stay mad faggot. Jack is basically the poster child of every heroine Whedon shits out. Did you dream of her coming to save you from the high school bullies as well?

It's not my fault you have the same taste in women as the Cuck Supreme.

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You are, but being PIDF is retarded.

I have no idea who Whedon is, but I'm sure you're intimately familiar with his shit given how violently you're lashing out.

Fuck man, I just want to murder, burn, rape and pillage half the galaxy with a crazy psychic murder hobo. Is that too much to ask for?

Persian where always the bright ones of the middle east

Not really. Jack is a 3edgy5me teen who got touched by daddy.

Just because you pretend not to know what I'm talking about doesn't make you any less of a cuck.


She's River 2.0 with less mongoloid and more pozz.

Abloo bloo, cuck cuck. Stay mad, manchild.

Josh Whedon is a prime cuck SJW, who writes screenplays and some vidya. Hes very big on template archetypes.

Mate, Jack is about as shitty as you can get with BioWare. Her personality is abrasive and only consists of edgy and daddy issues, she has the body of a Thai ladyboy, she is covered in tattoos, she is bald and her she was the station's bicycle.

Let me ask you again, do you really considering a used up crackwhore covered up in shitty ink as your preferred waifu? Are you homosexual?

Wasn't even trying my first run, didn't even know you could get married and got her. Waifu for laifu, game needs a PS4 remaster.

Thai ladyboys are pretty cute tho? But jack is a complete whore and is the cuck route for any shepard, and is a prime beta male fantasy, where by fixing the whore, she somehow becomes super loyal and loving to him, and overprotective.

Once again, making a lot of assumptions here. I can't think of a single bw character I'd waifu. What part of "murder, rape and pillage with" is hard to understand.
Which makes her easy to make angry, which makes for angry sex. Angry sex is good, if you didn't know.
Not particularly bothered by that. Breasts do fuck all for me and hair is literally-who-gives-a-fuck tier shit.
Already covered with "if she wasn't used goods", pal.

I wish I had that pic with Joss Whendon discussing why he always shoves the same shitty female character into everything he does.

The one where he talks about being a small little ginger faggot that got bullied relentlessly and dreamed up a strong heroine to come rescue him and take his virginity.

Never mind, found it.

This is you. I suggest you do some serious soul searching.

Fuck off. I know exactly what I'm attracted to in Jack. Screencapped my own blogposts years ago; angry sex is fucking great and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.

I'm sure you tell yourself that all the time. Must help with staving off slitting your own wrists when you realize your sexual fantasy is something first popularized by Whendon.

Jack is a shit waifu, you have shit taste. Go fuck a whore and get it out of your system already.

She's fucked half the people you meet on adventures user. Do you want space aids? This is how you get space aids.

Wouldnt be surprised. Every time I see these whores turned into wives bullshit, it reminds me of that episode from The Peaky Blinders, where John Shelby finds out his ex-whore fiancee, soon to be married to him, still takes on some dedicated customers for cash. Cant make whores into housewives.

Did I ever say waifu? I do believe I never did.

See

I think part of the "charm" for weak willed bitches like user is that he can "save" her from herself. Basically, he knows he's too weak to win her over with masculinity (not that a man with options would ever consider Jack as serious wife material), so he goes the female route, becoming the homemaker, creating a nest for the two of them where he can "heal" all her psychological wounds and maybe get to put his tiny dick into her gaping maw of a vagina once in a while.

It's the cuck fantasy. He even wrote, and then screencapped, a whole blogpost trying to justify his pathetic fetish. He clearly knows there is a problem but is too chicken to admit it.

Jesus Christ. What part of "burn, rape and pillage" is hard to understand? It's like you live in another world entirely.

Well, how about that.

The part where it's you attempting to justify cuck fantasies.

Whatever floats your boat cuck.

Whatever; if you haven't donkey punched a woman to orgasm, your opinion is invalid.

Sure thing Burch.

Try again.

True. They cant get the girls through normal means, so the "i'll fix her so she'll love me forever" mentality sets in. Well, vidya is for high fantasy, so why not live it out I spose. So long as it makes em happy. Best not to trust women in real life for it though.

Because it triggers womyn.

Nigga what the fuck you on about, the Pashtun people are vastly Sunni, very few nations have a Shiite majority, there are only 5 Shiite countries, they being Iran, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Iraq, and Lebanon.

Says the crypto-pedo.

are you Jewish?

They're the reason we get shit waifus like Jack.


Where did I imply otherwise you fucking idiot? user said Saudi Arabia exported Islamic extremism, I pointed out that Pashtuns were tribal boyfuckers even before that, and a Sunni movement clearly has fuckall to do with Iran and their theocracy.

Learn to read you imbecile.

Apologies I misread that
I have dyslexia it fucks me in the ass pretty hard at times

Why did you have to say that and make me feel bad?

Lolis make everything better.

>only real men like me can appreciate a real woman
Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment.

I can make you feel worse. I'm partially deaf and going blind.

At least you're not 093c87.

But it gets in the way of her pretty green eyes.

You're a moron.

You're a degenerate.

Also, arguing with trips. Sad.

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What?

Just remember, Jack is like an Ouya. Never actually take Jack.

On the bright side, being so close to the cybernetic age, you might be able to replace your eyes with cybernetic ones.

Then gouge one out so she needs the eyepatch.

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Yeah I'm quite glad we're so close to cybernetics

You're gonna hang, buddy.

They were all shit tbh.

These smiles are so fucking creepy.

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Fuck off, wiznigger.

If you think thats bad you havent seen anything yet, dont open this unless you can handle it~

If she wants to stay on Holla Forums she has to fit in. that means losing an eye, just like Holla Forums.

Trips o' Truth.

The only picture that could be considered cute in any way is the glasses one, but even then it's absolute fucking dogshit.

Why do you even need 3D women when you have pure 2D waifus?

user pls

Don't do it

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!!!

I do believe you are missing the fucking point. This is like arguing whether all kikes or just the zionists should hang.

She's such an absurd Mary Sue. She fell asleep before the founding of the Empire, and woke up speaking perfect modern Cyrodiilic or whatever. Then a vampire slayer escorts her to a den of vampires for no reason. It's obvious that they went down some sort of "expose the player to both factions and then force them to pick one" checklist for the storyline, but couldn't they have railroaded players in a way that made more sense?
I ended up creating a mod that removes all of Serana's dialogue. The story makes about as much sense, and it's much less grating without her bitching about the weather every ten seconds.

Skyrim had same sex marriage fag

It's called modding you dumb faggot.

But a zionist is the only acceptable kind of kike.

anyone got the full webm, or a link to the vid?

there is no such thing.

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reported

I only say "acceptable" insofar as they're the ones who want to get the fuck out of my country.

Because it's five years old.

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JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

This shit right here. Could try to justify it as her using her fucking vampire magic, but obviously Bethesda didn't go for that. I should have been allowed to kill the bitch, and then that would make certain parts of the quest chain harder since I would need alternate solutions. Lazy devs.

Jesus Christ dude. To quote Bill Burr, "this is gonna be the mother of your kids?"

No, he is gonna raise his wife's son.

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A beast?

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Can I have a little more context?

He wants to fuck a dragon and he's upset that nobody wants to help him pretend.

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technically a cute anime grill

Why is a dragon hitting on the protagonist, though?

can someone get that gus face

youtube.com/watch?v=7_Lkuf-ZmHw

wat? 8ch was on bbc? jfc

was already making a crop for myself

Holla Forums loves big black cock

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That's because Micheal Kirkbride was a consultant for it

best girl is shepard, i keep her pure while playing the only ME game

at all!

Got old quick.

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Kill yourself.

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good, keep it pure

Don't remind me.

I want to yuri with her.

You're quoting an animal fucker?

Mjollfags confirmed for cuckolds.

Why would she stutter?

Mah nigga

Wrong. There are older games with much better models. Skyrim had shitty ones.

download better textures, problem solved

Yeah, I know. I was just saying that it had no excuse for looking that bad.

What did she mean by this?

damn that looks awful, does she have downs?

There's a mod that turns both Serana and her mother into little girls. That pic seems to have Child Serana's head on Adult Serana's body.

Cant even bed the herbalist.

Every rune factory game ever.

I've never really played a Rune Factory game, but they sound fun. Do any of them let you play as girl with yuri paths?

Rune factory is hetero all the way, it's harvest moon with some fantasy dungeoneering.

RF4 lets you play as a girl but no yuri, RF3 you play such an effeminate fag it may as well be yuri, RF2 lets you play a girl once you've had a female daughter but she only lusts for cock.

meant to

Oh, that's a shame.

In his defense, the fact that you couldn't fug the dragon was one of the reasons I dropped the game, so he's not alone.

Theres a romhack for RF4 that switches the gender of the protag so you can go Yuri/Homo

Are there even any H-games that don't fuck up in that regard? Seems like everything ends up having to be fixed by modders.

I am highly interested. Please tell me more.

Look for the undub on 3DSISO. Its made by the guy. It should be in the same thread along with instructions since you need to do some shit with a save game editor for it to work properly.

Thanks user.
Have some 2hus kissing.

why does she have a vagina on her forehead?

It's a gem that tells you if the elf is a slut or not.

but they're all sluts

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If an elf only got fucked twice they are considered pure.

Give me a game where i can marry a spider and reproduce

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I want to the dullahan.

Even if she's one of the most monstrous characters, it's still pretty tame.

Triggered, goon?

shi/tg/uys really are the worst

With all the fucking talk about waifus and marriage in RPG's, I'd like to see more biological children in games.
Holy shit adoptions was a letdown in Skyrim.

Because she died and stayed dead

Which is also why she's best girl

Death to all nu Fire Emblem

other artists have better monster designs.

a feeling alike being cummed inside

The mental image of that made me laugh.

You forgot Elf-Milf

Neither of you should've been taught to read or write. You are fundamentally inferior human beings, and no amount of augs will fix that.

Feels odd.

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Why did I even bother.

I heard that every girl in P5 is damaged goods. Is that true?

Christ, you're pathetic, cuck.

No user, all the wrong way, you cuck him.

I feel like it would be hard to not seem hamfisted and forced onto the player to have a child. Similar to Fallout 4.

I think, as retarded as it sounds, that DA did an okay job at this. I had a similar experience, and I imagine it could be done in other series that's games are in iterations. Mass Effect if it didn't suck and the romances weren't bang and flirt, perhaps Witcher and even another Fallout, given it's like New Vegas and not like 3 or 4, however unlikely that is.

The forgot to photoshop it

why do they do this?

yes