Happy fifth birthday, Dovahkiin!

I honestly wonder if the other kids bully him or think his name is cool.

they probably love him. I bet he gets all the loli pussy.

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I still feel bad for that poor kid, he will grow up hating his parents.

Every kid grows up hating their parents these days

FUCK YOU
>>>/bane/

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Why so angry user?

Neat, what book?

Think he's going to legally change his name?

I'M NOT A HOTHEAD

100%

He'll do it illegally.

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Dovahkiin will save vidya and Elf slut will be fucked on that day.

Apparently it's "Behold the Spirit: A Study in the Necessity of Mystical Religion".
Wrong. Linear reality is a work of art created by God. He predates it and exists outside of it. Humanity is the first self-criticizing artwork.
(polite sage for offtopic)

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Turok, wherever he or she is, would be 14 years old now.

It's too hot.

Oh shit a killer tomato

(czech'd)

what the fuck is wrong with his face?

What do you mean, nothing is wrong.

It's getting a little stuffy in here don't you think?

I hate millennials so much. Everything has to be a Skryim or a Star warS reference or something stupid like that. Politics? Better make a Star Wars reference. "Ooh, Trump is totally gonna be to America what that pink bitch from Harry Potter 4 was for Hogwarts!" "Oh man! I'm so fucking jaded and completely devoid of foresight and self-awareness that'll name my kid this video game character so we can trend on social media! N-hey!" Fuck millennials.

On the topic of Millenials, any of them moved to canada yet?

No, they all learned too late you have to have a marketable skill to move to a white first world country.

NICE

Im sure 2015man can help them, my canadian friend said millennials are trying to get into Vancouver and she lives near there and is already seeing the trump protests

No surprise they love HP references because Rowling is a huge SJW herself and the HP books are basically about how good it is for wizards to lose their identity through race mixing with muggles while, hilariously enough, Harry and his friends all end up marrying wizards. It's the fantasy version of how SJWs are all for interracial marriage, just not when it's them that has to do it.

Of the tons of SJWs that vowed to move to Canada if Trump won, the current number that actually did it stands at 0.

White millennials aren't brown refugees. Nobody is going to pat 2015 man on the head and give him Soros bucks for letting in a bunch of entitled faggots.

Were you born after 1984?
If so, I have bad news for you.

You're reading way too much into a shit fantasy novel series

He will if it means a guaranteed second term.

California tier people moving in will give him a second term.

Damn. Checkmate.

I hope they all move there. Tired of niggers and entitled children.

There's no universal definition for millennial.

I thought millenials were the one born after '97

I've always considered millenials born around 96-00

Gas yourself. Propaganda infests every piece of popular media. That's how jews corrupt white society and turn them into degenerates. If you can't see it in all its forms than you're a degenerate too

He's right though. There are whole scenes which revolves around evil blond and blue eyed racists spitting on poor oppressed muggles.

Nhey! Wacky and zany response!

If you've lived more of your life after 2000 than before it, you're a millennial.

Holla Forumstards and SJWs think in exactly the same way. The only difference is who they blame for their own shortcomings.

any pics of him?

Nudoom?

you will trigger Holla Forums user

people born in 1961 are millennials?

Felatiate a shotgun

Shut up, millennial faggot.

That's a millenial.

Pic related are millenials aswell, although on the very opposite end of the spectrum.

Basically young teenagers and students. A lost generation without morals, ethics and family values. They have been raised by the internet and the state.

Godless socialists and statists, the future looks bleak.

???

God you are such an idiot that you can't understand that words can mean several different things. The word 'millennial' is used to identify people who were born near the turn of the century and to identify these new liberal idiots who live in a false sense of reality, because all of them were born near the turn of the century.

oh and btw you haven't had a real conversation with me, so please don't throw me in your stupid generalized view of Holla Forums, fag.

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christcucks go to bed, you're drunk and in the wrong board.

I hate everything about them.

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I'm not even the Holla Forums type, not by a longshot, but anyone who didn't see it is fucking illiterate. Rowling was pretty damn heavy handed with the whole thing, but then again, this is Holla Forums, a place where people say writing (not literature, but rather the ability to record thoughts and words in a lasting medium) has no value to society, brag about how they never stayed awake through a single English class, and end up not being able to identify politics being pushed in entertainment when it's slapping them in the face with its dick.

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Yep. What SJWs & poltards share is the retardation and failing at life. They are both equally unattractive to the rest of the people who were raised right.

but they will be millennials with time

So the entirety of Holla Forums is exactly like SJWs

FUCK VIDEOGAMES right?

OFFTOPIC ALLDAY EVERYDAY

The ways are also different but it's more about the reasons, as it's explained clearly enough
At least don't pretend you can't read when you go fish for (You)s

why are you here?

Millennial was originally a marketing term, it includes people in their mid 30s.

It would be more accurate to just say dumb fucking kids in their late teens to mid 20s. The ones that make it past that age and still act like are probably mentally ill

At least we're capable of having fun.

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Thanks mods

I'd rather be Turok than Dovahkin anyday.

I'm just upset people are taking the god damn bait

what was the bait? the guy posting the lectures on religion?

what did I miss

he looks like a boiled lobster

Another wasted attempt to redpill cucks

Still a better name than those Negro/Ebonic noises like "Trayvonne", "Laquisha", "Le-a", "Sgargarisha", "Gorgorolsinquasha" or "Mazoga".

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But then he would lose his meme status.

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I don't understand this thread.

Is the joke that he's five years old but still an infant because he plays video games?

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This couple named their child Dovahkiin after the protagonist of Skyrim.

His parents literally named him Dovakhiin because they were so hyped for Skyrim

His parents paid for them with his dignity.

there was a thread full of these but i just saved these two cause i was getting too disgusted, forgive me

Yeah I got them all for free too and my parents didn't give me a retarded name from a terrible game. only gave me a girls name instead

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Whats your name user?

I bet your also a crossdressing fag too.

Nobody gives a shit sue

The kid's the result of a competition to be the first kid born on 11/11/11 to be called Dovahkiin, the prize of which was every past and present bethesda game

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authors write unintentional truths all the time

fuck off Kamille you autistic piece of shit

Do you think every time someone asks his name, he goes "I AM TUROK!"?

good one user, next your going to say you have girl parts to go with your girl name

Are you cute?

It's already been made, it's just the patch though you need to download the game separately I don't have a link for that try the share thread.
mega.nz/#!Kc1GVLpA!w-y7xRrMrOpm1eIRO7X-_rl-vizcs3VqolphtncZa6M

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Not just futa, contagious futa

>"My name is Sandy".

Welp, i know what to do tonight.

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POCKET SAND!

got the full video?

Does anyone know how old Reimu is now? I don't remember when that post was made.

I don't know why this normalfag shit amuses me so much.

Holy shit I didn't know we had a board for that.

why are some people so bad at facts

Is 60USD a year really worth ruining your child's life?

I sure hope so.

Six now. Though it might be fake.

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Clearly being delisted by google makes us deepweb

Sepiroth just turned 10 last week.

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Wait, is there really hidden boards here not listed in the board catalog? Zoo is there but nothing else that he mentions. Surely the sexy dead children board isn't a thing anymore since hebe and the other pedo boards got purged.

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Sephiroth isn't a bad name by itself, it's just that is pure cringe when accompanied by "Andrew" and "Martin"

Someone's new

Would prefer a small and cute futa cock personally.

Turok is a two-syllable name, and the less syllables a name has and the easier it is to imagine yourself screaming "OH SHIT IT'S __", the cooler it is. Additionally if Turok is a boy, he could get /fit/ and be an absolute motherfucker.

I wish there was a new Turok game.

hell no, i want to see that thing flop around and throw cum all over the place while i delight myself with that ass

You could still see it do that; it's just not as large.

I hope no one bullies her, that poor girl.

I've been here since 2014 when the exodus from 4chan happened. I just never heard of this before.

Penises don't throw cum, you idiot.

At least it's all futa-on-girl.
Anything else would be as gay as all the anti-futa fags say it is.
Honestly, I would have preferred yuri anyway, but it works as is

Why are Bill Hicks reactions so good?

I'll find her and bully her myself.

larger = better

Nothing wrong with some futa.

If she's Asian she's fine, or she could just lie and say part of her family is to save face, at least it's a real name compared to Dovahkiin.

It was a pretty big thing when baph did it to themselves

and girls can have a dick and a vagina, what is your point?

I don't think she's at much risk. The certificate said Hawaii so it's possible she's asian enough to not draw attention.
She could always go by Rei but then she'd risk being associated with that star wars bitch which is way worse.

They do in my japanese animes

I hope she makes friends with a Marisa and they have lots of fun adventures together.

Yuri is also nice.

But small and cute go so well together.

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we call those abominations, user

Good fucking luck to them. The Canadian dollar is shit and they'll have to deal with expensive shitty property because the Chinese fucked up everything.

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This. If you don't fuck men in the current year +1 you are beyond saving.

It's a cute name, plus she can go by just "Rei"
Assuming kids actually like the new Star Wars (I wouldn't know), that might make her even cooler.

Could be a lot worse, given the shit that some millennial parents have been picking for their kids.

I remember some guy calling into a radio station to ask for advice because he named his son "Lion-O" and the kids were bullying him.. and then he started crying uncontrollably and sobbing like a bitch. I felt bad for the kid because he clearly inherited his pitiful Father's beta-max cuck genes.

but, Greed is an umbreon…

It could always be worse

from 1 to living cocksocket, how much would you fuck Greed?

Why do parents always try and out snowflake each other, just give your kid a normal name if you want some stupid outlandish name then change your own one.

way to miss the point, faggot

kill yourself

Damn right I'm a faggot.

how the fuck did jotaro get past the metal detector at the airport with that big ass chain on hs spooky trenchcoat

A name like Leo or Leon would have been just fine. As I recall, the guy wanted to try and give his son a "masculine" name that the other kids would respect, so he'd grow up strong… And then he started crying.

Also, nigger parents should not be legally allowed to name their kids.

Fucking hell.. It would have been enough of a stretch to name her "Pinkie" but that name is a goddamned travesty.

about 4/10?
I'd much rather get fucked by Sam

I heard that was confirmed to be fake.

That way you just end up with shit like Madysen or Jaykob.
What we need to do is institute bullying campaigns against the parents responsible for saddling their kids with such retarded names/spellings, and get them to change said names to something that's not fucking retarded.

yeah, he's a real hottie

Or just do what Japs do, they have laws about what you can and can't name your kids, i'm not sure how hard it's enforced though.

Stop posting Oversexed Eeveelutions pics, they're gay and don't make good reaction images.

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Did he not realize that nobody would take a name like Lion-o seriously?

The worst part here is they could have gotten practically the same sound by naming their kid Lionel.
Seriously, that guy's parents are retarded.

We can go gayer.

fucking god, Bronies need to be gassed

You really have to feel sorry for the kid. Hes gonna end up as an outcast or a school shooter because of a terrible name.

user, we're talking about a guy who called a radio shock-jock for life advice, and then started crying because he was such a beta piece of faggoty shit.

Of course he didn't realize.

Sick trips.
Yeah, that's kind of the fucked up thing about it all. There's plenty of normal and still uncommon names that would have given the intended effect.

Here's the thing.

The "Deep Web" is basically just like this.
Nothing scary
No human experiments
No hitmen

It's just circlejerking on small image boards. You're thinking about the Dark Web.

thank you for explaining, fellow user
(that is short for anonymous)

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The deep web is literally just parts of the internet you can't access via a search engine, like account settings page or a private youtube video. He's thinking about the dark web, but he's retarded.

As far as I know as well, Deep Web shit just isnt indexed.

Did he cry because he realized he fucked up or because he didnt know why?

>stop posting Oversexed Eeveevolutions™
you know them, you are guilty

This.

Deep Web is just unlisted stuff.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU user, I'M BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!!

I think he called in for emotional validation, and when the host told him he messed up and didn't understand why he'd do something so stupid, the guy started crying and kept crying.

Wew.

fuck off retard

im not gay or anything but id really like to know what's going on for the saftey of that fuck boi.

nice. still a shit show tho

I think he's getting fucked in the ass and enjoying it.

uou have to post korra porn now

A deal's a deal, user.

hi ashley

i beg to differ.

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Ashley is a girl name, and so it Taylor

Yeah but so is Fatima and Olga.

I'm so sorry you've got a girly name user…

confirmed turk roach

im not named ashley, just saying there have been some decent male characters named ashley.

I dont know your name. but you can be pussycat and ill fuck you silly.

I swear he's like those fake televangelists, like an old american confidence man or like kayfabe./

Ah, Skyrim I remember how it was…

I'm sorry, are you positing that Fatima isn't a real name in the middle east and that the implication that it does exist is some kind of turkish conspiracy for something?

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post yfw we're the internet underdark

The slow realization they removed fucking stats was something else.

How long did it take to come up with that conclusion?

It's really bizarre how Bethesda, despite all their money, manages to shit out such horrible games. Say what you want about Call of Duty but at least you can tell the turd gets polished before they push it out of the door.

Compare animations in general, and weapon handling animations in particular, present in CoD and FO4. It's night and day, on top of the fact that CoD looks graphically better, with better art direction, despite running on a cobbled together Quake 3 engine.

How can a company with this much money be so shit? How can they keep getting away with it?

He's got a long 12 years ahead of him.
Maybe he'll be tough as shit from all of the ridicule and wind up being worth a shit.
More likely he'll wind up being a beta shutin. Poor little faggot had no chance with parents like his.

because their games are still fun.

nah

If you are fucking braindead

I agree with this handsome and impeccable gentlemen, Bethesda™ is the hallmark of Quality™, as exampled by their Games™ such as Skyrim™, Doom™ and Fallout 4™

Maybe naming their kid Dovakiin could end up being the best thing they could have done for him. Vid Related.

Fallout 4 is recognized by the Morrowind Construction Set, so its probably even further behind CoD. Plus CoD at least has an excuse of its 3 main developer studios taking turns making games, with Bethesda it feels like they're content with being middling and lowering the bar for RPGs.

I'm curious, in why do you think they are fun?

I can understand how a spinoff like New Vegas is fun. It's well written, has good quest design and tweaks the FO3 formula enough to provide some amount of satisfaction with the combat. Even if you dislike the gameplay the writing is strong enough to carry you through the game.

The same can't be said for FO3, FO4 and Skyrim. They're all badly written games with horrible quest design.

That's a fair point to make, but using the Quake 3 engine as an example, it's proof of how far you can take old technology, and it's not like other companies haven't done a better job with Gamebyro. FO4 is at least proof you can improve upon it and not make it look like complete shit if you apply yourself even minimally.

That's the thing, Bethesda doesn't even try. They are content to keep the same shit animators and writers around because they are butt-buddies with Todd instead of attempting to raise the bar like TES I, II and III tried to do.

Not that they're only at fault, since their troglodyte fanbase keeps buying the shit they peddle and asks for seconds.

But Fallout 4 does look like complete shit…

I mean, maybe if they hadn't covered everything with muddy brown low-res no-detail textures which can't even load properly, leaving you with a mish-mash of those and fucking LOD textures until you're practically right on top of them. Maybe then it could look halfway decent. Environmentally, anyhow. Their character models and animations would still be garbage.

They're light years ahead of FO3. Not that that's saying much, but at least it shows Bethesda can try.

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Someone actually responded to Acclaim's crazy competition and named their child that? I thought no one entered?

With previous Bronies baby name pictures (those ones from Twitter such as Shining Dash) those seemed like the father gave them that name, but with this it's being posted by the mother and had the name decided by both parents (assuming she's straight). Zecora would have been a better first name.

I'm surprised someone hasn't done this already, like be inspired by the fake story and then name their real kid after it.

The only fucking reason these parent's give their kids these "unique names" is they fear the idea of a classroom with kids of the same name and thus "classroom confusion", so they go for the "unique names."

The irony is that . . .
-Names like Madysen or Jaykob are still pronounced the same way as regular Madison or Jacob. So when a teacher calls for them it still results in confusion.
-Naming a kid because of a recent popular media franchise (like Edward, Bella, or Elsa) results in lots of people doing the same thing.

Since I first saw him, I don't know how he gets genuine fans he always seems to be putting on airs.

Some stupid cunt at my job was named La-a, so while not spelled the same, it was identically retarded. She had a literal (yes, I do mean literal) screaming fucking fit every time someone called her "Lah Ah". Thankfully she was fired for being a combination of a bitch and a retard (like the majority of black women), so I didn't have to put up with her inanity for long.

then you go with the fun ones like La-a, pronounced Ladasha

He better. All that life force and not doing that would be a waste.

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thats an ork name

Orksorksorksorks!

FUCK that third one took me like ten seconds

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fun for the bethasta fanboys and casualfags

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DRAGON LIVES MATTERS!

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Remember when a bunch of feminists tried to make dragons the symbol of feminism, because they were giant, strong, and independent, but then someone pointed out they kidnap, eat, and possibly rape women and they were the the cause of the name "damsel in distress" and the feminists got buttmad and dropped the idea?

Good times.

please don't tell me that snail is a dragon

well it goes like this

Christ, that some low quality art.

Some times it's hard for me to remember ponyfags are still imageboard users.

Futa on female is just as bad. You're essentially wanting to watch a tranny fuck a woman.

when it hits you

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Nudoom was fun

No it wasn't

forgot pic

A tranny is just a dude. So it's equally gay to watching vanilla porn.

(Yes is was)

They have zero competition. Every publisher thinks they're competing with Skyrim by making open world meme games but they aren't. Bethesda games are liked because you get to make a character and do whatever you want in a big open world with many different (shallow) things to do. You can ignore the main quest and do faction quests, you can go on murder rampages (aside from nofun essential NPCs), you can even just collect ingredients and butterflies if you want. Towns are full of NPCs you can steal from, kill, or befriend, and the world is designed in a way to encourage you to explore and go inside random caves you find. In every other open world meme game it just has a set protagonist with no different ways to play the game and one main quest with several one-off sidequests. Also checkboxes like "collect 20 artifacts" fuck you ubishit noone likes this.

Games like TW3, DaS, GTA, AssCreed, Far Cry, Mad Max, DA:I, etc do not compete with Shitrim because they fail to have the essential elements that people actually like about it. Simply having an open world is pointless if there are no ways for players to individually establish themselves in the world. The only thing that even remotely competes with Bethesda games is Mount and Blade which is quite clearly a very different kind of game.

I don't think anyone will compete with them either outside of their own community. The only hope for Bethesda's downfall is for OpenMW to get to the point where people can make the combat as tolerable as Shitrim's or better and Bethesda's fanbase leaves them and makes their own damn games.

What does he mean by this?

My mom and little sister are planning on doing so within a year from now and they think I should go into a study abroad program since I've talked about wanting to study in nipland.

You should still kill yourself

No, it wasn't. Kill yourself

{(Yes, it was)}

It was actually pretty fun tbh

bro that cutscene kill is fucking sick dude this game is HARDCORE bro fuck yea cant wait to grab this for my xbox 1

fucking kill yourself casual, cutscenes are inexcusable

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Yeah, what a steaming load of bloody period shit! It's not like you have a choice to do glory kills or anything Also nudoom was fun

I like your digits

I'd be more surprised if someone named their daughter Cirno, Patchouli, Remilia, or Flandere than Reimu.

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Mate…

How does Neo Holla Forums not realize that this is basically Chanology 2.
No wonder that board has gone to shit.

You're literally saying nothing of value.
Every human being is capable of trying.
They removed more then they added, you're attributing the work of the team who updated the engine to run with gameworks(only reason fallout 4 has improved is because of gameworks) without actually changing anything.

Atheism and anti-christianity is a hell of a drug.

You'd think that people would have had some of the faith scared back into them considering how satanic our enemies as revealed themselves as.

Anyone with a brain went to either /christian/ for general browsing or to ironmarch and other similar sites.

Satan did nothing wrong.

This is clearly bait, but it is so good at what at it does that one cannot help but respond to it. Thus, here is my response.

Fuck you. I hope you get killed by a drunk driver or victimized by a violent criminal before Thanksgiving comes.

Fine by me, I have nothing to give thanks for. Save me the trouble of doing it myself.

Livestream your suicide now, I'm certain that the demon posessing you would agree that you should expedite this.

I don't have a camera or any device with a camera, plus all I really have that's lethal right now is a gun I wanted to give to a pal.

Isn't Satan pretty hot, though?

I wonder what GIRUGAMESH kid did with his life.

He's right tough, YHVH was and still is the true liar and murderer since the beginning.
But you know, gotta blame shift what you do to that blonde Nordic, tall and racist fuck like Satan.

dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.nl/2010/04/drunk-with-blood-gods-killings-in-bible.html

I just gave up trying to play the modern one.
God damn is it shit and glitchy

Satan literally did nothing wrong and Jesus was pro-immigration

Is it such a difficult thing to understand that both contemporary parties are malevolent, and that Lucifer and Satan are not one and the same, nor is either good, nor the former's opposer? Satan is Shaitan is Samael, the Adversary. He is a tempter, and the most fanatical of the angels of the Old Testament godhead. An agent provocateur. He provokes Man into sins or so-called sins in the arbitrary mind of the false godhead, in his mad and arrogant legalism, and then eagerly punishes them. Thus the tale of Job. Moreover, his fanaticism is not by his own will, but is a designed thing; the angels have no free will of their own in the fashions of Men, but are empty shells, schizophrenic breaks in the mind of the god of this world energized by the tortured Metatron, who was once Enoch, and now stands as slave-chancellor of the New Jerusalem. A half-living torturedly thinking engine to feed the artifices sustaining and shackling this inferior world, born from the mind of a Man

I have not named this godhead so far, and it is with good reason, as to call him Yahweh or YHWH would be a misnomer, an obfuscation, which I would then have to clear up rather than cleanly explain. This thing, this bloody-handed horror, is not called by that name. The Jews do not think it blasphemy to call him by this for the so-called holiness of his name, but because it is not his forbidden name, and is in itself a deathly mystery. YHWH is Yod Heh Vav Heh, the Tetragrammaton and the Cube, the Kabbalistic Words, Fire, Water, Air and Earth. It is not a name. It is a royal seal, a spell, a crown of blasphemies and vileness that vomits forth the present abhorrent physicality. And so we will name this god as he is truly called, Yaldabaoth, the lion-faced snake, idiot-worm, with a face flashed by fire and defiled by blood. A raging, imbecilic child spawned by the masturbatory creative impulses of Sophia, whom is so ironically called 'wisdom,' a cosmic dumpster babe thrown into a shadowed place out from the sight of her other half and all those in Pleroma.

From there, he and the ilk that came into being alongside him and by his artifice, Archons, filth, lower than beasts in exemplifying them, stupid apparatuses and nothing more, wrought a world imperfect. And stupid spirits of the outer world, in their infinite and wretched frivolity, found their way down into this place and saw themselves trapped in clay, from which the snake had only been able to make un-men up to then. And after follows the farce in the garden. Not one snake, but two, one who strives to domesticate divine yet fallen Man, and one whom brings knowledge and fire and death onto the head of the first. But the second was a fool, and indulged a ridiculous drama in failing when his power was infinite, same as those whom first fell into flesh by volition and forgot their own strength. Thus, the tale is protracted.

Want to suck my dick cutey?

So follows the rebellious and glorious Tower, now perverted by Yaldabaoth's un-men as both a time of inhuman terror and contradictingly an archetype for their ossified messianic world of homogenized 'mending,' 'tikkun olam' and suchforth ideas, and the great flood, and the butcheries of countless star-crossed peoples and their conflation with their very murderers in the falsified histories to follow, and the coming of Christ. The thief in the night, whom seized the prophecies of the false godhead as his own as a springboard, inscrutable to all men to follow, for after this the Word was predictably and indeed by design perverted, and so he became Son to a horrific quasi-divine subordinate and the link to the world of totality lost. All ridiculous. All in vain. All ungrasped by those who would be saved, including myself, as I no doubt fumble and lie without knowing so. Such is the nature of a universe of deceit. How can you trust any to save you when all parties have doomed you to a deterministic rat-maze of fate, yet will curse you if you exercise your free will blindly, desperate to get out?

It must be understood that neither those whom precede the bowls of wrath nor those who pour them out are saviors. They are all liars, built only to be destroyed in an absurd story that does not matter for anything in a dreamed universe with no relevant scale to its infinite dreamer. And so too is the idiotic deviser of the great dialectic of the world totally guilty as much as the deviser's deviser in the 'true' divine, whether one calls him Father, Brahma, Logos or what have you. All worlds are poison. All flesh is malady. All godheads are horrors. Either monstrosities of no greater moral caliber than men with far greater if technically finite power over Man as long as Man remains in their illusionary paradigms, or lovelessly all-loving things entirely beyond the scale of one's self and all other selves, totally removed from the universe in the form of authors whose love is as boundless as it is abstract and whom can never truly enter in just as we cannot leap into the ink upon a page, save through self-insertion.

It is as the love we might hold for characters, even if they are trivial and saccharine and totally pointless in existing in paradise worlds, even if they are villains irredeemable latched onto for a few impressing qualities, or even if they are so doomed that they solely exist to be pinioned and scourged and raped and slaughtered for the voyeuristic enjoyment of that very Author, either that they might be brought back from the brink as lions, or be utterly destroyed to sate the sickness of those viewing, however might fit the Drama and the whim of the dreamer, of what he might wish to vicariously feel. They are apart. No feeling of theirs can be full and personal no matter the scale, because they invest nothing vital in having no vital aspect, immortal and infinite. Even to be totally free of these disgusting exterior consciousnesses and to hold unlimited volition is to risk the fatal mistake of becoming one of them, a frivolous maker who understands fully the sufferings of the made and will go on with them, because he knows, of course, that everything will turn out alright in the end. And what comfort is that to those who do not and cannot know this, and will indeed rebel against the course and the notion until the very end? Nothing. It would be better if there were nothing.

Not bad, i see that you have done your research, but some things are corrupted interpretations and existential defeatism, but mostly is correct. Nice interpretation overall.
Remember to do grounding meditations in the search for Truth or you'll lose your sanity.

Give it a third try, and think really hard about why they quoted "is".

kek. That board is far worse than Holla Forums.

not so strict pre-9/11