Favorite Movies

it's a movie about four, then five, middle aged irl trolls that spend their times having roadtrips and making kinda elaborated practical jokes not to think about their problems and miseries.

i know it might sound like it from my description, but it's pretty good.

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having a favorite movie is kind of juvenile

You're so entry level it hurts

No???????????????????
stupid

It's funny

Probably Bram Stoker's Dracula.

There was another movie with a young crew and a captain. With Jeff Bridges I think. You saw it?

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To be honest I got more out of bill adama's seaman characterization in BSG than the one of the captain in master and commander
Although I guess it's kind of unfair to compare a 4 season show with one movie. In master and commander the majority of his characters use was to be a hub for the plot, most of his lines are exposition

problem, brainlet?

I am ok with this. Anything you suggest?

Hasn't aged well tbh

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holy shit theyre all extremely ugly

meme phrase originated by weebs who get angry at people who don't watch slice of life moe shit, it basically means nothing other than admitting your a retard.

M&C is an adaptation from the Patrick O'Brian book series. The character interactions in the movie are mostly built of the recurring jokes and memes from the book, so little actual exposition of the characters is given.
That said, it's a great adaptation of an actually good piece of literature.

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True patrician!

These are mine.

Here are some more.

Movies suck tbh

My favorite movie is star wars episode 1 - The phantom menace.

Homosexual detected

Wild Stawberrys.

I'm an edgelord, tbh

Possession was kino as well though. If you ignored that fag that keeps making threads about THAT scene.

I will smash your fucking face, George.

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Without being ironic and memeing this is my favorite film.

Nice taste OP, I wish they got to do more M&C movies.

They're all kino.

rent free, rlmcuck

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Have there been made any new ones in recent years?

Your mom hasn't aged well tbh

I want you to impregnate and breed me. If you come with me I will make you an immortal god.

I will love you forever, even if you turned out to be in love with a blonde binbo or somehow became incredibly mad at me … idk why that would even happen.

So what will it be, Holla Forums?

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That sounds pretty good except I don't really want to be immortal.

The only right answer

Sign me right the fuck up

No user, come with me

Somehow, I do. I think I need less internet in my life.

What's the deal?

No, don't listen to that slut, she smells like fish and although she might be wet for you she isn't a pureblood like me. Come to your mummy instead.

You get to live forever underwater AND be king of the world when the stars are right.

Seems the only question that remains is who does anal?

Why user, I'll let you put it anywhere you'd like!

I am yours

You want to put your godly rod there? I'm not worthy~

No, you better change your mind at once! She has a tentacle butt, do you really want that?

I want to breed her

This one

Why are the protagonists so dumb in both of these films? Who would reject a total qt monster girl? It's unrealistic as fuck.

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Feels bad man.

The prequels are unironically my favorite kinos.

Favourite as in "makes me feel best" and favourite as in "go to film to watch"

This is seriously the best movie I've ever seen

Fish people don't have anuses, only cloacas.

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She is a Deep One/Human hybrid, so she was born looking completely human. She is now transitioning into a Deep One.

Cancer.

Faggot nigger.

this tbh

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t. Goon

Nah, you spam this movie (or rather your waifu) all the time. It's tedious as fuck.

i fucking love this flick,
looks great, oldman is fantastic,
top quality jewbs in it.
great costume design.
hopkins is having a ball playing a mad cunt.
i must have seen this 20 times

10/10 vampiric bitchs

unnff

Van Helsing had better ones

maybe but drac was a better movie>>1123378

Fuckin’ A

ok the redhead is a ten, but nothing trumps bellucci

Aleera is best bride.

Look everyone, a faggot.

dammmmm

Literally the Grinch
I'm not joking at all

Stay with me, please!
;_;

She's so pretty. 😍

W-want to see Dagon with me, user?

Of course, let me just grab the crab legs!

So, you like seafood?

I love it. Say, you look kind of familiar, haven't I seen you somewhere before? We aren't related are we?

Lovely! You simply must try my clam some time. And what do you mean by 'related'? We are all Dagon and Hydra's children.

Um okay. I could really go for some clam right now to be honest. Anyway, this Dagon film, does it have a happy ending?

I just know you won't even look twice at crab legs once you've tried my clam, user. The film is sorta like Game of Thrones in a way, only it has a true fairytale ending about soulmates finally reuniting and spending eternity together after dreaming about each other for the longest time.

Top Reddit my man

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I like this movie.

One of the only sound films to reach the same level as the great silents

Is this just a meme film or is it actually good? Also how much jewish agendapushing is there? We all know they're the ones starting wars.

Oy Vey/10

there is literally nothing wrong with profit

t. Grand Nagus

Wow, you started as obnoxious waifu spammers and then you managed to degenerate even further into cringeworthy role-players. That's kind of impressive.

Do you want to ERP, user?

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inb4 they turn into furries

nazis better watch out