Name a more impressive body of work

Pro tip: you can't

dude you made me fail my nofap

Datz da powah of da BBC

I never thought I'd see the day were porn becomes art. The biblical allusion is powerful.

DAS RITE

pffft

It's not limp, it points toward the nearest receptive white woman.

its limp

If your cock isn't affected by gravity it's because it's too small.

It's weighted down. Your tiny, featherweight white weenie points toward your belly and that's the only place you'll ever shoot a load.

so real

are you mad yet, white boys?

FUCK

He should have had Don in there cheering on his daughters.

why does he have a beaner name?

also, huge cocks tend to be softer because there's only so much blood that can fill the shaft. that's why big dicks con never be rock hard but rubbery and soft instead because of lack of blood.

Why was I born white?

Feels better for the pussy.

would you rather have a big dick and be a nigger?

out of the way sissies

no it doesn't, the vaginal walls are filled with nerve endings. they get stimulated by rock hard cocks not soft playdoh cocks. Why do you think some dildos even have spikes on them?

Yes. They're first-class citizens these days.

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only in the west, and only on paper. in Reality the are still dumb disgusting animals with zero empathy and zero impulse control. It's the reason any sane person crosses the street when they encounter a pack of wild negroes, or clutches their purse/belongings when they are within arms length.

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You gotta admit, black guys tend to be packing.

italy was among the first european countries to get blacked. now their murder rate rivals some US cities.

The whole world will fall to the negro soon.

they tend to be packing low IQ and a penchant for violent crime.

And that turns women on. Blacks are the perfect men, fully equipped to do their duty as humans and pass on their genes.

women are idiots. They were biologically engineered to seek out the strongest partners, for protection and food. No one told them it's not the stone age anymore. Tyrone can't just be a spearchucker he has to get an actual job, oops!

Violent men on wellfare with STDs and low IQs turn women on?

Women seek out available partners. When you are at the office doing boring work, she's fucking Tyrone because Tyrone has all the time in the world to fuck her.

Just fucking admit it or kill yourself already.

This is a very Jewish thread even though it's ironic.

Even if women had the libido you claim, they wouldn't pick out their partners from the bottom of the barrel.


Oy vey!

if your cock is long but soft like jelly women can't feel shit.

White men invented pants because they didn't want their wives and daughters to know dicks like that exist. Cat's out of the bag now, that's why you're seeing more and more interracial couples.

This is the truth.

It's literally on every horse.

Holla Forums confirmed gayest board on Holla Forums.

yes they do mr reddit

me on the left

Oh no, is the Rumpf licker cumskin triggered?

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you realize having a dick like that would get extremely annoying when it dips into your shit water every time you have to take a dump

make them green pepes please.

enjoy your rabies, whore.

It'd be just one turd among many tbh. Groids don't notice shit on their dick.

That would explain their penchant for sodomy.

I thought it was the rampant homosexuality?

sodomy is homosexuality.
And a nigger thing in the city of Sodom if you read the bible.

Fake. The Guinness world record for the largest penis is at 13.5 inches and is held by a white guy

wew, it'd be tough to get more untermench

was about to post this. If he's actually 14", why wouldn't he have it measured by Guinness so he could officially say he has the world's biggest dick? The answer of course is that he's probably 11" tops. Protip: pornstars NEVER tell the truth about their size.

And that's how I know YOU never read the Bible. The crimes of Sodom and Gomorrah are listed in Ezekiel 16:49-50, and there's no mention of sex, only being proud, haughty, not feeding the poor, and committing undisclosed "abominable crimes" (which, since this is (((Yaweh))) we're talking about, could as well be that they were being bad goyim and not getting their dick clipped).

The Genesis story about trying to have sex with (((God's angels))) happen AFTER he decided to nuke the city. It also shows that Lot had no problem setting the precedent for current year's European tradition of giving away virging daughters to mobs of disgusting Niggers to rape.

Well in a situation like that I'd say there was a Lot to consider.

I hope God turns you into a statue of salt, Carlos!

*pillar

please make this anime real

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send it to colbert every day.

Larp harder, witeboi. I'm finna fuck a white thottie tonite just to piss you off.

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That's hot

Fuck I want to lick up all the cum on his ballz

Implying you can satisfy her, limp dick.

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length is irrelevant if both are limp.

RACIST

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If your dick hangs straight down when it's erect, you have a problem.

Name a worse board about art

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==ABSOLUTELY== delicious

CUCKOONED.COM

Who would have thought all the """"""""""""""people"""""""""""""""" on Holla Forums who constantly think about boys and call actresses trannies, in fact actually like tranny porn.

That's not even true. Lex Steele and Mandingo, the biggest in porn, are always rock solid.
And before people buy into the 14 inches meme, Lex is 8.5" and Mandingo is 9". This guy is probably 8"-8.5" (which is still enormous, 99% of girls will be bottomed out by anything over 7")
Keep in mind they star manlets with big dicks so their dicks look enormous in proportion to their bodies, and then make even tinier girls take those stupid big schlongs. Suddenly a 7.5" dick in a 5'6 guy banging a 4'11 girl looks like a 10"+ dick on a 6' guy banging a 5'5 girl or something. This guy is probably a weak 5'9 if even that. You're being tricked. Also flattering angles, also photoshop. I know he's still hung, just nowhere near this asinine numbers

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Unless you have sadistic tendencies and want women to be in pain when you fuck them then that's like the perfect size. The average woman cares more about girth anyway, only size queens look forward to the prospect of having their organs displaced by monster dick

UNNNFFFF

Are there nigger spics out there?

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Dude if I were that guy i would kill myself, assuming I already hadn't since I was black.

F E M I N I N E P E N I S
name?

I can't

I doubt he's 14, if the biggest dick in the world is 13.5. Even just looking at it, that can't be bigger than 9 inches tops.