Feeling depressed, anybody wanna subscribe to my youtube channel and watch me inject Dr. pepper into my hand?
Because that's what I'm about to do right now. I'm going to inject Dr. Pepper in my hand.
Anyway, check out my video while I get this picture taken.
Why Dr. Pepper you might ask… Well, It is my favorite beverage and I am hoping when it hits my heart, I will die the most delicious way possible…
Okay, uploading the picture…
Okay… Well, I am sweating profusely now and my hands are shaking but I am definitely not dead…
Enjoy your cancer syrup.
I am starting to feel really sick.
Why not go out with a bang at an investment bank?
Are you sure about that?
>>>Holla Forums
saged and reported.
This is awesome
Please tell me this isn't a larp
sage
Make a vid. How's your heart there feller? topkek
Oh don't sage this , let's see where this goes.
My guess is stroke in fifteen minutes
Reported for bumping.
HEY MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? DESCRIBE YOUR CAUSE OF DEATH BEFORE YOU CANT TYPE ANY MORE
If Dr. Pepper is your favorite drink, you've wasted your life.
You no fun allowed asshole
It's Saturday morning for fucks sake. I want to see where it goes
I am sweating my ass off and I'm very hot, jesus. Just got done vomiting for a whole five minutes too…
I'm sorry, that shot made my body over heat… I absolutely have to get naked.
Reported. This isn’t Holla Forums and it isn’t 4chan. Kill yourself.
>decide to plug in the (((TV))) after 9 years.
DR Pepper soda while driving his vehicle into American first national bank committing 19 cases of vehicula-"
I expected nothing from this r9001k attention whore.
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I humbly accept my ban and apologize
Will kill myself with a straight razor
Sage
the only acceptable ways of suicide are Sudoku or moonman