Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Teeps, have you had your mid-life crisis yet?

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I'm not too worried about it either. Almost more psyched to get my trim and layers redone than the coloring tbh lol

it was a fashion trend in like korea and japan, but it got banned cause they are made from real parts, and when they not glued to your teeth people keep swallowing them and dying

i'm rockin it for the west tho.

no i would probably OP when i do

Homemade, hm? The last time I tried, my dough rose too much and I ended up with giant pizza bread! I'm glad it worked out for you.
I'm at my weekend job. It's kinda slow again.

Just go out in the street and start dancing. If movies have taught me anything, it's that people will join in.

Rin is e-dating Tokai now?

lmao does Tokai even know how Rin looks irl?

What is this world coming to?

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pls dont dox me hacker

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To be honest, my favourite part about getting my hair did is having someone brush, and muss my hair so carefully.

Slow days happen. My last 8 hours today were gruelling. Got another 24 hour shift tomorrow then 2 days off.

WOO

Eh, it was decent. Not great but decent. There was no raise in the dough so. Le shrug face.

After this shift are you gonna kick back and do a chill?

lol did you glue them to your teeth? you like wear glasses for shits and gigs too

i kinda don't get you sometimes

Deplorable

should I stop?

no, the archwire holds them

I'm supposed to go with some friends to a "haunted bridge", which means we're going to get drunk and they're going to try to convince me that they saw a ghost.

rin has free dryers though

i don't see what the problem is. tokai's mom can certainly pay for the international shipping

It's funny
because those haven't even existed since before I left.

Oh good god that sounds goofy.
You gonna tank moonshine and salute to Ol' Sam?

I assumed your teeth were crooked irl tho
Since you're from the UK and all


Makes sense
They're pretty poor out there in the netherlands, right?
It benefits tokai I guess

His family needs to eat some how

For sure. They make those claw-looking scalp massagers for that ;3

She also found out I've never had anyone give me a shampoo before and lost her shit, so I think that's on the itinerary too this time. I'm so excite.


They call it brat for a reason, baka.


NOOO I was just in need of your attention, daddy x_x

Rin post dryers

you never cease to amaze me

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This isn't suggestive

not at all

nope, perfectly straight chompers here


ikr.

like six years ahead of the trends

Oh my god.
I wish I had your hairdresser right now.
Not really, I love mine.

That's amazing.

well tokai always cybers in his childhood bedroom in his spiderman pj's. i assume he is unemployed and has a well off family

rin is unemployed cause he "couldn't be bother" with his fast food service job

Grim and Welma sitting in a tree.
F-I-S-T-I-N-G
first comes knuckles
then comes wrist
then comes medicaid
elma all piss't

if i see this catch on i can't guarantee that i won't rage

no
bad scoots
butt stuff is bad

I'm probably going to sneak off, then try to scare everyone. I just hope I don't fall into the river.

always remember to make sure she's clean grim

or you're gonna have a bad time

who even cares about erin's dental fashion choices

its her body
let her decide what to do with it

how else are you supposed to fuck dickgirls?

mouth is like warmup

this is raven?
such cute

Youre no brat

I guess I'm going to hell now.

Probably just the mouth

Sabs, I think I'm in the wrong movie.
How's you?

welma is a SUPER brat

That would be a hilariously ironic twist. Not for you. But for everyone else :3
And then after you get dried off get some fast foods.


LOL NO HOMO BROLO

who cares how many boy butts grim decides to fuck

it's his body
let him decide

she looks a bit like a boy which is cute

i bet it doesn't

people will never figure out where i get shit like this

i'm far too savvy. they were ordered all the way from indonesia. could get parts from a dental supply store, but the layman isn't that smart.

Loco likes boygirls

I don't see it


but I haven't fucked anyone's butt
the joke just falls apart
god damn you suck at this

Girlboys
Boygirls

They're all great.

WHWYWNHWYWHYWHWYWHWYWHWYHWYWHYWHWYWHYW

you have way too much time on your hands

kinda makes me want to be unfit for work

Filesize?

pls, you flatter me.

you haven't fucked anyone. well accept that girl you raped in middle school and that girl your parents tried to trade goats for

boom roasted

SO UGLY Holla Forums DONT WANT XD

L-lewd!!


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LOL


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oh i forgot the pic

work is the worst

but i have a strong sense of reality though

it's a tradeoff

I could also say you haven't fucked anyone and you're just too awkward to function beyond your deadend job

but then where's the fun in that?

i have fucked people and i have a good job

your point is invalid

i understand reality fine, i just can't cope with it

i have depression and anxiety, not psychosis.

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I am the president of Uganda and have 7 wives

you see where I'm going at here?

If you don't, you can't prove any of these things, so it is pointless

Well, the current is so strong right now that I'd probably die.

But then I could come back as an actual ghost and scare the shit out of 'em!

I now have a bioshock infinite key blank.
Should I use it on my house key, or hold onto it for later?

I'm the Honourable Lady of Glencoe, a psychiatrist, and a minister.

all that is actually true

do the braces help you cope?


i don't think anyone is stupid enough to "prove" anything to you anymore

you have burned too many heads

Well. That sorta kinda would be cool. If ghosts were real. But please don't die. You have so much goober'ing to do.

post prescription pad

Do I have to link you three times just to bother you enough to give up a single reply?

maybe

might be a confidence boost

who knows

i don't have a prescription pad, I'm Ad.Dip, not PhD lol

it makes me chuckle so there's that

nerd

Later

too bad eh

pfft

also we don't use prescription pads in the UK. we use printers.

yeah i mean you couldn't even handle meeting people without dropping dox

you can not be trusted

repostan for my lunchtime attentions


I wouldn't know either way. I've never had a prescription.

hey, it's better than not being a psychiatrist at all

i think?

fag

elmer's is thirsty so he would probably bang

That's one part I loved about hanging out with Bern. We didn't talk about threading at all.

Woah...
Sorry. I'm doing a bunch of stuff at once and missed you. Please don't take it personally. :(

I'm doing alright, I guess. Just doing some paperwork/busywork.


Yeah, that's the gamble, right?

Think about all the tacky ties and tire gauges he got on Father's Day. Poor guy.

Can't deny it.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

you didn't even talk about me? these feels

I jest. I know you're doing stuff.
Ahh, the boring side of work.

bern is also a sociopath tbh

I haven't banged anyone in 8 years, why start now?

Im excited to meet him

lol i have like a billion, and more on the way.

not even grimu though? he's dtf

have fun

He did outlive a good deal of them. It was his 13th son that succeeded him.

But I bet he got quite the number of "Best dad mugs" heh.
He did have over 100 children.

Don't gamble with your life! Thats what sacrificing scoots to satan is for!

ninjah is also a sociopath

and a fat mexican

Why are you being so bland to me today

cause you are always bland

Elma if you're not going to sleep with grim I'm gonna go ahead and swoop in

holy shit nin said more than 3 words

neat.


I'd have to meet him first.


What do you want me to say?


ok

who even are you?

when is that going to happen

probably never

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you literally took colbert's phone and took that retard he was cybering's number and spammed it

i don't blame you. he would live tweet it for sure

Loco is a good cocksleeve.

Niggers aren't supposed to know their daddies.

Yeah, I for sure dun goofed, but I learned my lesson

You can ask them yourselves if you're not convinced

Ty mistress

Our lake levels are higher than usual, so there aren't as many people coming in to the marina for maintenance and stuff. That should change once the levels go down and people who were dumb enough to leave their engines submerged need flushes and such.

There was one guy out on a bowrider this morning who hit a submerged tree. He flew right out of the boat.


Wow. 90 back then was like 200 now. Good for him!

what the fuck

nigga ≠ nigger

i guarantee you that they only want you to come cause they want to get you fucked up and do stupid shit like fuck traps

i mean come on how delusional are you

He was definitley rock and roll. He even appeared in the bibe... Well... its assumed it is him... Loosely tied.
Also, Moses is an Egyptian name... or atleast an semitic rendering.

I dunno.


Yeah, I dunno.

How much is parking down there? I have to get my car fixed, but do want to check out the art museums again. Last time I was there was '08.

The fuck am I listening to Lazytown for?

I don't know the first thing about boats. Why do less people come in for maintenance?
Why are boats suddenly related to your job, or is this just a good bit of unrelated knowledge?
The bowrider guy would do good in comedic sketches.

why are you being so bland to me today? i demand a more stimulating convo

like who even says that lol

Rip. If I sent it to my computer I could post it but that's TOO MUCH WORK

nobody wanted to see it anyway

you're a beautiful fat genderqueer. never let anyone tell you otherwise

You make some shitty guarantees
like
I know you're trying to get under my skin
but I know these people more than you do
I've met them irl
idk man
I think you should try a different method of attack

I'm just confused as to why they were surprised.

Like, our conversations before weren't much more interesting and would only last a couple replies *shrugs*

i do

depends on where you stay

Also I'm out shopping with my mom so I'm away from the battlestation

Tbh, I wanna see Fosh's selfie.

im so sorry

Hmm. True enough.

I give up.

i'm not trying to get under your skin. i spat truth and you can't handle it


ninjah is very emotional. please cater to his needs more

Which are?

at least she has curves and isn't a complete siss

Desu I'll be nice to you if you pls response to me

She is such a cutie. 8/10 face.

say more than three words to him cause he totally tries more than that

feels comfy man

TP tell Desu I said hi

I think he filtered me

The UK is still leaving the EU tho

how comfy is that?

@desu
soto says hi

he thinks you are a ok and totally not a siss

and you play baseball well

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God told Moses to take his shoes off as a test of faith. If Moses was willing to step barefoot near a burning bush, God was going to reward him with fresh kicks. That's what Charlie from Sunny says anyway, and I believe him. Amen.


Oh wait, did I never tell you I work at a marina on Saturdays? We keep boats for folks and have a shop too. I don't know anything about fixing the boats though.

Bowrider guy died! Show some respect! Actually, he's fine. Just wet.

comfier than being part of a poorly implemented federal europe

sabrina saying amen is kinda a turn on for me not gonna lie

"I'm excited to meet him."


Any option I can think of is either bland or negative-nancy so I opted for the bland one. Sue me.

If I didn't understand you I probably would have said something mean here

But

You're going through a lot of shit so it's okay. Dun worry. I can come to you too. Bus is mad cheap. Can take MEGA and have a round trip for like 50 bucks.


You're spitting half-assed assumptions

just because people treat YOU like that doesn't mean they treat everyone else like that.

Sorry you can't make any real friends, ayy

Praise be to saint charlie
the messiaH WE DESERVE

I'd like to talk to you about the second coming and the gift of tongues.

I knew sabs was a hick

Sabs would know all about the second cumming, wouldn't she?

he's a slut. go figure

he wants you to say

HOLY SHIT THAT IS GREAT NINJAH YOU ARE NOT A COMPLETE LOSER

girls don't cum

calm down dude

no need to get all defensive

time will tell

Sorry you can't handle it

looks like chocolate daddy is having another big e-breakup with a friend

I don't have people over, so I dunno man.

gift of tongues?

like those weird southerners who speak in tongues?

who? tp?
we were never friends


wait
doesn't not having people over mean I can stay?

yeah you sure showed me sorry for telling you that your internet friends have no respect for you and don't trust you

But mine do. Do yours?
I doubt it.

i thought we were!

;;

Nope, I didn't have a clue. Sounds neat. How is it?
Tell him he should be a stuntman.

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That picture reminds me that I gotta go buy fireworks for the 4th! There's no burn ban this year, so we're going to go nuts.

I was making a filthy joke. These guys get it.


It's nice to be by the water and meet lots of interesting people.

grim can we squash whatever this internet squabble is and be internet friends again? things were said

No. I'm saying I won't host anyone til I have my very own place. Which is the next mission after the car. Side quest is new job.

But, if you're gonna spend money for a bus I will get a hotel room ;3c1

it wasn't very funny

That could work. Show me the sights of your little town ^^


same

great use of it, mate

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never trust curry


get a million fireworks
rejoice in america by blowing it up

Yiss. The one I have in mind is right on the main night life street.

I'll show you all the worst areas first, to get them out of the way. We can count all the homeless people ODing for funsies.

why are you being so bland to me today?

lool

sounds like a plan


6 inch diameter bruises

it's not his fault he has to fly to the other side of the country to see his pretend internet friends

you're a bhenchod for suggesting otherwise

you got hit?

report that

Says the fucker that got their ass reemed by baka

I didn't think it was that funny :(

Iunno. I'll have to figure out some shit to do. What else do you normally do when visiting a city?

Sounds like a nice place to work.

taste the local food

maybe go see a movie

tuck me in welms

lol i made that dude rage hard

good times

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aaa thatone was not too derpy itwas just janna

8/10 face + 2/10 body makes me 10/10 guize :^)

hounestly neru you should be banned for posting these shitty moba webms

you used to talk about other things

like fucking ferns

that was more interesting

please die

Oh. :(
Sorry. But yes, there are people who start writhing on the floor spouting gibberish, then say God was speaking through them. Adventists or something? I'm not sure.


Celebrate the birth of your nation by blowing up a small portion of it!


It can be. Today though, it's slow and humid. But my boss is thinking of ordering tacos!

they're just hating. you're perfect

Yeah I kinda miss when Neru talked about her dreams and plants

W-we have Portland Pie!

Um um, we have... The Red Arrow! :3c


It's like 1pm dude. g2b

=w= THIS =w=

This is the point where I'd prove you wrong but I CAN'T POST IMAGES FROM MY PHONE

suhweet.

And your Shepherd's pie too.

Hey Honey Bunny

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Was that a simpsons joke by the way?

*sigh* Wth is happening to me :(


Oh! True, true.

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then TUCK ME IN

wish i were a bunny

You just like pull back your donger and they pop right up. I'm not doing that for you x_x

Get a pair of bunny ears

bUT YOU ARE A HONEY BUNNY

there's one of those huge baptist stadium churches near by. i don't think they do the tongue thing but i kinda want to check it out. i actually don't mind going to church occasionally. i like the ritual. i think if i ever get married i will do it in a traditional church. it's just more based that way. i think it would be a big fuck you to jesus cause i don't accept him as my personal saviour. my grandma would be happy though if she is not dead by then

don't worry i've seen your fine self

is it bad that I instictively opened up ebay in a new tab to look for bunny ears before realising i don't have to do that because you're not scoots

teeps you need a boyfriend first before you marry :p

Sword art online episode 1-14 so bittersweet with a teary eyed ending.. what a great story.

episode 15... what the fuck is this intro. what the fuck is happening now

Ooh, neat.
I'm going to friends in about 10 minutes, so I'll be off for like half an hour.
Gonna eat wraps at friends. Staying there for the weekend.

IM!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm 80/20 bisexual

I do not know, is it?

oooh, I'm probs like 70/30 myself

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Like I just learned I like bearded men last week. That was weird.

and i only say bisexual cause i fap to weird ass porn. would never fuck a dude. maybe would get a blowski from a passable trap

facial hair can be nice

Howdy! Having a nice Saturday?


Yep! Do know this one? "Everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!"


I went to a little country church as a kid. The people were really sweet and kind to me, I just couldn't make myself believe in supernatural stuff. Mega churches creep me out. I went to a few when we'd go on youth retreats. Watching everyone singing and swaying with their hands in the air made my skin crawl.


Gross.


Wraps, huh? Describe these wraps!

Yup! How about you, cutie?

Uhh, soft-shelled taco's.
I'm not sure what's on 'em this time, because I'm not there yet, but mostly grinded meat, some vegetables one might find on a taco and salsa.
See ya in a bit~

Can I be your mexico?

It's like a certain bushiness and length that I just wanna crawl into and take a nap in sorta thing. It's hard to describe otherwise.

i just like a bit of masculine stubble myself

Sabs. please be my girlfriend.

ew

what

it really helps accentuate masculine features, swords stubble looks good on him

yeah maybe i will have to get blazed beforehand to not rage over the swaying and hand waving

You are not going to be mine? : ^) doing better now Elma?

sabrina is like the one percent

she actually has a girlfriend and job

and doesn't shave her cooch cause like doesn't care

Are we not all in a polyamorous Elationship.

What's good everyone?

you said you were going to AX right?

ew


sup shiro

I'm teaching you how to tuck yourself in~


:(


I'm okay. Still bored as shit and want to chain smoke, but I'm doing better. Thanks again btw.


I'mma go ahead and vote no on that one x_x


Sup.

well you are ew. so.

how much bigger is sword than you

i mean sword implies things

I know. I'm fucking terrible.

like a couple of inches in each dimension


helps hes got a strong jawline too

Nah my nigga
From the 30th to the 4th I'll be in LA tho
When is AX?


Just got off work
What about you?


Elma

and bland

Please.
You aren't Bern

Ain't a problem at all, glad I could be of use and even more that you are doing better!

oh


oh shit my bad i was telling people you were going to AX. got me.

I'm okay.

How was the gym?


I'm not sure which way this post is supposed to be leaning...


:3

So what are you up to?

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sat in doing naff all today, wishing id bothered to leave the house for a bit


i mean, my jaws not the stretchiest, so i do sometimes get jawache from it

Bern was awful
but popular and well received

this is kinda tmi

thanks for your input though

We were too busy getting drunk and high and riding the rollercoasters to talk about you.


Oh.

bard more aspired to be an alice than a bern

i liked bern and did way too many of his biddings. but i also went rogue a lot

so triggered

wow, TP was a little bitch

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It's the same time I'm out there so technically I could go
Who all is going to be there?


Haven't gone yet. I'll go a little later to day and crush some upper body lifts~


Nothing wrong with a lazy weekend
Could go get some fresh air tho it's good for you

yeah i mean i was young and stupid and in love

ive been having whole lazy weeks, let alone lazy weekends, and its boring me

berns ass?

You're way better than Bern tbh

like that colbert, soto, grim, rape whistle crew

Just chillin out after a good few hours of underwatch with friends, gonna head out right soon. Any plans for your weekend yet or just gonna see how it goes?


borf

ooooh. I was just reading up on some booty exercises but iunno.

LMAO so many people thought bern was a grill

Whitey, do you know many flexibility exercises?
Or just form and muscle building?

CAREFUL HES GONNA BITE YOU

:P


i didn't know he was a dude until he ghosted me

i guess he only meets up with the dudes who knew

yeah i can't believe i fell for that. it seemed cliche at even that time and i was like who would even do that

he is a fucked up individual

IM FUCKED UP DAWG

When I was running cross country we'd do partneer stretches
one we'd lay down with our legs kinda angled like a swastika and the partner would bend them to the side so it looked like an iron cross

Some solo ones I remember were uh
Like lunges and we'd stand against a wall and like stretch one leg then swing the other to the side and you could feel it in your picot

I

I feel like that's really not saying much lol

But thanks, Bardo. How's you been?


You play a lot of vidya too? Hmm... I think I liked that one guy with the bouncy grenades, but I only usually watch.

Nothing has happened today yet and I have work tomorrow. Maybe there will be better luck on Monday. Maybe.

that's why the only real girls are chii and cooki

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I couldn't go to AX cause Soto would ruin my sobriety.

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surely nothing will go wrong

you're sober? that's great. glad to see you off the junk

GO DO SOMETHING NOW
Threads are stealing your soul away


Colbs would try to suck my cock
I'd probably push Soto into traffic
Grim is alright, but don't trust him 100%
Also not into traps and have some women out there already.
So probably won't go lol
What are you up to today man?


Oh god please Elma start doing squats

Definately the funniest thing to happen in my time


Ah well I hope it was in good faith
I am just waking up
My steo brother said he'd hit me up today so I might see him soon
that's nice its been a while
he moved out and knocked up a cute latina so now hes got a kid and all that shit and hes just like 18 or 19

Then he will go to the pound


Yus, Junkrat is pretty fun! I've been keeping to the arrow guy, Hanzo, cause I'm good with him and awoooooo skin

Don't fall into his peer pressure?

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So, after two days of exercises, I can now roundhouse as high as my own stomach again.

I'm aiming for over my head.
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Come to teach me how to yoga.
Also, see above.

Sobriety in terms of alcohol or harder stuff like coke/molly?

Sounds hot

its about to piss it down, and ive no reason to leave the house aside from shopping

lol i was trying to tell him this earlier but he got all mad

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tfw

it's nnot FAIR if its someone elses fault they get bit

I have a dog irl and i live with my mom and the guy shes dating and the siblings but the dude my mom is dating has onne daughter who is like 7 or 8 or 9 who doesnnt live here and pnly comes here occasionallyy and a few days ago our larger dog we have, shar pei--husky mix, was eating and she pulled his tail and he bit her but that was that dumb cunts fault sso now if he bites anyone else he gets killed and thats not fair :(

jesus how out of shape are you?
I thought over your head was normal
Then again I never ask people if they can roundhouse over their head

same tbh fam

you raging over mgd was pretty funny too

NO
NO
NO
NOI
NO
NO
NONO NO NO NO ON O
NO

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

It's not normal 8)

Soto needs to grow up

read the image you nigger

he explains

This already happened

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rin needs to stop getting tokai's hopes up. he's hella vulnerable

those things hurt your butt

I d k what this website is tbh

It's more hot when I can do a standing split over my head.

That's end goal after roundhouse.


Maybe if you stretch and practice every day.

I haven't stretched or practiced since I was in Karate.

He he says he's cute
he's cute

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I coooould dropbox you the program I use
But all that time and effort on my part


Walks are actually go for you too
Mentally and somewhat physically
Least you wouldn't be sitting around all day


I just feel like if I passed out he'd go thru my phone and take pictures of my driver license, bank card, and other stuff just to horde the information.

but for sure be one of the cooler thread people

Oh yeah if you fuck with a dog and get bit? It's not the dog that deserves the pound, sadly laws suck for pets


.......... Intriguing as fuck

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Thats pretty crazy nigga

so STAY AWAY FROM my PENIS DOG

I've been off that shit for months dude. I tried telling you this last time but you never fucking listen.


Do I need to have a weighty bar over my shoulders like in the pic? Or can I just do a million of them regular so I don't have to go to the gym? Also I get all lightheaded and tired from just putting up my hair so I don't think the bar thing is a good idea either way x_x


Hope what was in good faith?

Oh, that's terrible x_x I don't know why all these young people keep popping out babies. It's financially irresponsible.


You lost me at Hanzo.


Easier said than done.


Everything except cigarettes. I was beating myself up the other day cause I smoked a bong with my friend who just moved back from Florida.

Never again.

*no homo

he totally would but he's changed apparently

what is this bhenchod thing anyway?

sister fucker in hindi
he spells it wrong lol

its a white meme

i just don't read and can't be bothered. sorry. are you going to meetings?

ouch

Pleaaaase?


I used to be super flexible as a kid, like
If I'd tried back then, I probably could've kicked over my head.

i learned it the other day and really like it so i'm forcing it as meme

w-what they said about you being better than bern

DAMN DUDE RIGHT
my best friend and myself when we have coversations that one comes up so much
it seems like everybody we used to roll with has a kid now
its like
they are all kids themselves

ITS FUCKING CRAZY
woould you ever have a child?

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Ooh. I've just seen him use it like 12 times this morning.


I see.


No. I never ask for help. It's a flaw. Same thing when I was homeless. Never asked anyone for anything. Maybe it's a Leo pride thing or some shit Iunno.


Oh, I doubt it.

No, I never want kids. It's such a hassle trying to find a relationship with somebody my age without them so that's kind of another reason I'm just giving up on it.

It's whatever.

Did not want near it anyway, bro


That is okay, it's hella nerdy lol


Sort of ruined the imagery by mentioning the kid part, but that is in fact pretty flexible

That wasn't aimed at u or i would have linked u ty tho

At least it's something to do^^

?

he's weird.

Woah
don't be intolerant now
You think jit has diseases?
I get all kinds of shots in my Barking weiner to keep him healthy


What the fuck is society coming too

To be honest, I could probably do some pretty crazy contortion if I'd been training my flexibility since then.

Not sure about now, but I want to see how far I can go.

it was beginning to shut down a year ago, but today it fully shut down.

i'm pretty similar. until i actually need help and am surprised when people help me

Nah I wouldn't suggest starting with overhead squats. Getting correct form is the most important part of lifting. I would suggest doing either count-balanced squats where you hold something out infront of you and squats or goblet squats where you hold weight between your legs. Make sure your knees don't bend inward

Since you are trying to just build muscle mass do lighter weight for several reps anywhere from 10-20 imo


Can't blame me for my opinion. You've doxxed several people before
Still a good friend tho

that's so sad

bhenchod is spelled correctly you moderchod

PICTURE THIS
I'M A BAG OF DICKS
PUT ME TO YOUR LIPS

@bard this taco bell near work has all these bhenchods and they are insanely nice. the service is like 4 star type shit

idk what that means but Taco Bells have great potential depending on if the workers are worth a ddamn
really the food isnt as bad as everyone makes it out to be

Tanks bae.

And rude.


Breeders for the next Reich basically.


Yeah, I don't feel like I deserve it and it feels like it's not for real unless you're doing it for yourself. Kinda goes along with how you were calling me out for the me vs world thing last night.

Not sure about how it works for you though.


Ugh. I'm gonna need to watch some Shia for this shit x_x

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I'd date Subtle if he didn't have that ugly thick hair tbh

The Population control will come before too long

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the one by my house has mostly black people but for some reason by work there are these indians who actually try and like bow and shit

i really like it

Also if he wore a skirt too

but he already occasionally

atleast it isnt their eyebrows

I'll link on steam when it's up


You ass and legs are pretty good already so you have a toooon of potential to be a god tier trap

soto you should get subtle to hot glue his figurine

i tried for you

THIS SO HARD


I'll try for your sake fam

I may have saved that trap image too.

I gotta work at being Tokai's pretty princess.

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lol so Rin is actually e-dating Tokai?

Lolololol
I am a cook and not on taco line so instead of making my own burritos most of the time I just ask one of my niggas to whip it up for me and theres this dude kylan who always makes PACKED ass FAT burritos that weigh like a pound and a halff and this nigga always like gets on a knee and presents it like a sword and I always like ledgend of zelda that shit and lift it to the cieling
I love the nigga hes a fun guy

this is a good thread lineup but theres nobody to pick on

its just all my friends :/

hmmm
not a very good match
they only eccstased 1 time :(

pick on Subtle

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i like subtle

pss
guess that meanss you're getting bullied you fat nigger
Why do you smell so bad bro

This is basically the only YT vid I watch lol


Skateboarding is/was super effective!~

shit tastes tbh fam imo

oh fuck ir's hot brb closing windows

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kek

Why


Also why

Haha good
I'm probably not the best person on the subject. Ethy might be better. I gave her some basic info and she did some research

Have fun tho~


Haha I completely agree
It worked really well for you~
Also made me think of this

HahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahaahahahhaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSH WEW

West VA getting fucked up

xD crack

:3

yeah

I'll ask friends.
At least one probably knows a lot to help me if I don't just end up transitioning.

Do you even roundhouse, tho? How high are your kicks?
I still need to work at learning reverse roundhouses.

My stomach is eating itself and I WANT FOOOOOOD

first the mic then a half cigarette

Scoots gimme draw requests

Okay

i actually smell great

eat the barrel of a gun you swelled cow

Marceline jamming on her bass as Princess B stares in awe

oh damn. she's got moves^^

Nice little nollie shuv for a longboard too :p

yeah i think brexit made tokai go full retard


that would be pretty rad. you could have fun with the ingredients at a place like that. like throw some popcorn chickin in that bitch

Nah I don't practice round houses. I can at least go above my waist tho. Maybe 75 degrees

Very true! Something to do with friends and to combat boredom


Even worse, now it will get autism


Okay returning to the acceptable range of imagination, good!

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I love subtle

To be honest, kicks are the only thing I can cause damage with.
Beyond defensive things, anyway.
My punches are probably mosquito bites, lol.


Picturing a 5'7 112lb person doing really weird contortions and kicking over their head?

I went down the stairs too fast and now my boobs hurt lol

post boobs

It's actually not that hard to knock someone out
All it really takes is a hit to the chin for the average person. Could be achieved by a uppercut, kick, or headbutt. As long as it connects it's big damage no matter what. But a kick will also do more damage than a punch because bigger muscles. God teir traps can probably kick super hard

I've had a guy knock himself by running into me at a concert.


fap fap fap fap fap fap

too soon?

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gay

he's a girl

he's a girl

Yeah for some reason I imagined that dress chun li has in the new sf on during it, so yuh

any sexual attraction to any trans person is gay

UNBAN SCI

draw one of yourself shooting up and oding on heroin because that's what you'll be doing in 2 years time

im already unbanned. it s cool.

that is just straight racist, to think i was pro unbanning you

People are afraid of my kicks...

Are you afraid of my kicks?
Can I kick you, Whitey?


I'd wear a cheongsham.

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it s just tha truth sorry u dont like it

beebop unbanned sci with this stipulation: he must share his CP with beebop instead of posting it. Beebop should be in federal prison tbh fam

why would you ever be

lol

i wanted to be edgy

NOOOOOOORRRRRMIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

It is too soon, Teeps.

You are now one of my favorite people here


Would you mind not breaking rules again? Banning actual people, not bots, is stupid af

Not really afraid of them
Have to be aware of them tho
Since I'm bigger I have a further striking range and if I catch a kick I'll probably pick up you and slam you on the ground

im not breaking any rules

I could beat up Shiro easy~

i am the law

is it too soon for boo(n)


i think thats the only reason anyone would ever give him a (you)

I am simply asking you not to in the future, sci

now that he's back he's getting on my nerves again so i think i'm switching teams

k whatever shut up

Because I know what that dress is called?


That is a very real point...

lol such mod threats

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This.

Oh, they can google? Favorite person.

we've been waiting for you

eva is pretending to be a civil and fair volunteer

why can't i hold all these cucks

Haha god you're so kawaii
Fucking stop it

i think im gonna steal mod from spoilers
that will be fun

jesus it is so pathetic seeing spoilers try to exert his superiority on an anime image board

I could tho, you're underestimation is the key to my success~

he only ever comes here anymore to talk about his "power"

So much for expecting you to be civil this time


No just cause of it, is a great dress and showing off such flexibility in one is 11/10

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that and flirt with the posters ugly enough to bother with him

Sci has been pardoned by bebop so you can fuck right off

i mean it is eva so it's like 'nough sed

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your*

fml

who?

is it revolt hour?

i love revolt hour

me

being pardoned by beebop is like subway jared telling you five dollar foot longs are good to stick up your arse

btw logs have all details public now apparently

LOL

To be fair, I knew what a cheongsam is without google.
I just had to remember how to spell it, because I always remember it as chungsam


Yes, supposedly.


Fair enough.

When I'm Tokai's pretty princess, maybe there'll be public pictures.

I know

If CP is posted, do a global report. Site mods won't be so I nice I'm sure.

Haha I don't underestimate you
I'm just confident in my abilities
To overpower you and play with your booty afterwards :3c


Just check to make sure the file plays correctly too

Food

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Sounds like it would be a glorious age to live in lol kidding aside how is your saturday fairing?

there is a modbot that gets rid of it now

i wish i could global report the admin and mods for allowing and even encouraging CP

im just wondering when we're gonna get to the end of this mod drama story and finally elect me as admin

Thanks, Hideyoshi.


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i would actually be p ok with grim and boo as rulers

all you can eat