Tfw still no comfy rpg about dungeon diving and living off the monsters with a deep as fuck cooking system

Tfw still no comfy rpg about dungeon diving and living off the monsters with a deep as fuck cooking system

Its not normal Liaus, not normal at all.

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With the exception of dungeon diving, Atelier games tick all those boxes. You can get autistic as fuck min-maxing you pies

Tell me more.

How would this be played?
what do you mean with dungeon diving?

Brother i have been playing Atelier games since the Saturn, i have surpassed Pie tier and attained Barrel! tier.

BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH.

A type of rpg long dead to western games design. Many floored dungeons you leave town to explore, delving down for treasure and avoiding traps. It died in the west when Wizardry did. Only pc indie roguelikes left now.

That's such an overused gimmick honestly, it's not very fun.

I'm perplexed by that word choice

Impossibly deep single-dungeon games can be some of the best crawlers


Etrian Odyssey is the only similar modern AAA franchise I can think of off the top of my head

It is kind of a gimmick, it's a forced gameplay mechanic added just to have gameplay. It's unoriginal, overused and not very good.

You played all of them? Firis is out now.

I know everybody loves wizardry and the dungeons in Daggerfall
But I honestly don't get, they're mediocre at best

Ingredients have traits and effects that can passed down to the things you make with them. High quality ingredients will have more and better stuff. Multi-tiered recipes where you have to combine ingredients into stuff used in other recipes let you go all out trying to make the best bombs and pies and whatever.


Bullshit. Show us your cute outfits and cuter hats!

I'm really not following this.
How would you consider a gameplay mechanic "forced?"
And where are you getting at with "just to have gameplay"?

ONE JOB OP

the Barrel! has transcended to the 3D realm!

Ok guys, what about Dungeon Mama? Form a party with Mama and her family or international friends, explore dungeons and cook the monsters with Mama's guidance. You fuck up a dish and you get status debuffs. Mama can cast fire from her eyes when she says I WILL HELP YOU.
Also, the game will be completely voiced in Engrish.

Because it's not very deep and overdone again and again the same exact way.
It's just the lowest effort you can put into thinking about the gameplay

will you be able to feed your elf in the game? make her nice and thick

But you need a cute hat too


I don't follow. How does the mere presence of multi-tiered dungeons prevent depth? They can still have intricate level design, still have puzzles and whatever, and still have interesting enemy encounters, so what's the problem?

They can, but they never do.
Why? Because if you're using the dungeon idea you just don't give a shit or are completely devoid of original thought

Oh, okay. It's bad because it's bad.

Don't know what to tell you dude.
There's a reason why those games died off and you only see them in bad indie roguelikes nowadays

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Etrian Odyssey is still kicking and other nip games are still following their formula. I don't see how you could think they died off unless you're just not paying attention.

Still no purging of shi/tg/uys making shitposting threads on Holla Forums

And I honestly have no idea how they do it, those are even worse than the ones we had in the west.
But I was talking about our games, not the japanese ones. Should've made that clear, sorry.

Because of the way her name is written, I always read the elf as Marshmallow.

Marcille is a precious treasure.

I'm gonna be that mouthbreather and say I've never heard of nor played the Atlier games, but seeing them equated with Dungeon Meshi makes me intrigued. Where should I begin my next decent into madness? sage for offtopic, kinda.

cooking rpg done by vanillaware would be nice

I'm kinda sad that Holla Forums plebs are getting into dungeon meshi, Holla Forums is notoriously cancer that turns everything they touch into shit.

But i'm also happy to see that most of Holla Forums is too pleb to even know about that "other" thing that the actual cool kids are into now.
I'm sure the plebs here will be exposed to it eventually, but it seems to be still safe from Holla Forumstards for now.

oh no i'll have to lurk /a/ for a day or two what a fucking travesty

you sound quite autistic, friendo

Nigga i got /tg/ into Tiny Little Lives in the Woods after i showed it to /a/, its all good man.

Replace Holla Forums with /tg/.

What if Feed Mii was good?

I started reading last week. I don't know what to say. I'm sorry for existing.

There used to be a macro image but the arland trilogy on ps3/vita is the best place to start. But some prefer to emulate the Iris trilogy on ps2 but thats very different to the core series, but so are ones like Marie the GBA title.

Theres like 30 titles including spin offs and tie ins, theres an Atelier for all tastes.

remember the full curriculum

Dry meat all day.

One of the most fun vidya experiences I've had was loading up a huge mod pack in minecraft and then spending a full week inside a dungeon collecting better gear and resources, avoiding complex and deadly traps, finding clever ways to deal with enemies of far greater strength and number than I could handle directly, and building a fairly large town around the entrance to support my attempts to delve deeper and ultimately conquer the dungeon.

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so this is not a real video game and just some weeb manga?
MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>/a/
:^)

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Ok it has potential , but what kind of dish would a hot animu girl make i wonder?

Imagine demons souls meets wizardry meets atelier. Cute girl knights, mages and rogues going on dungeoneering adventures with bags of supplies ready for traps and tricks.

So… Etrian Oddysey?

but with better graphics, full 3d levels to explore and third person combat.

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turn based combat, right? got to fight like true gentlemens

Turn based dungeons make traps less interesting when you can't stand on them in a fight.

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THEY MARCILLE LEWDS @ FAM????

What a fucking travesty.

Pretty fond of this one
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This is just a picture of a panda lol

i have no words

Don't forget Spirit Migration. Typical Japanese nerd wakes up as an invisible spirit and goes around possessing monsters and animals and helping people.

See his post history. It's just trolling.

That sounds iffy but since you say so user I'll give it a try.

theres another where a fat middle aged neet gets hit by a car and reborn -literally- in a fantasy word with his original mind and from a babby starts reading advanced magical books and becomes a none goofball Negi Springfield who romances all the lolis.

Do it it's fun.

Fact that Re-monster is rarely mentioned in /a/ shows how pleb /a/ is. Well, at least the cancer is kept at bay cause casual readers are reading Overlord right now.

Probably just for Albedo.

game?

It's a really bad power fantasy that ignores any possibility of drama and tension in favor of jerking off the MC. There's absolutely no conflict in the entire thing, the goblins are the strongest group in the region, so there's no threat of getting wiped out, everyone in the tribe is totally loyal to the MC so there's no tension there, and the MC has so many powers that it feels like a 5 year old's OC.

Might be because Re:Monster is just an edgy mary sue Protagonist who rapes and kills his way through the story without any remorse.

Overlord is fairly similar, but Ainz-sama is actually able to take a whole country without (technically) killing anyone. It also contains less rape.
It would be fun to have a sims: Nazarik version, where you are building your perfect guild.

So you already read to the part of the war wiping out 3/4 of the group? Though I'm interested in the key points being mentioned as complete after events.
Also a mystical stag nearly killed him in his current peak condition. I like how the MC bowed to the stag and the stag leaving behind his antlers for the MC to use.

What? Now I've read the parts that are mangafied up to this point and while I agree that its by no means good. None of these things are applicable to Re:Monster so far. You can at least avoid straight up lying.

Mangafied?
Were you reading the novel?
It's shit.

No I've read the translated manga you fucking retard. Not only are you a liar, but you are also this stupid?

There you have it.
The common opinion of /a/ now is that re: monster, the messiah of our cartoon comics, is shit.
God help us all.

Lol even back when it was new and hadn't gotten carried away with itself nobody thought that.

Thats not tiny little lives in the woods.

Yeah you're right.
I'm kidding, I agree with you. The people who think it's top shit are the people who got into manga too late to realize what an overdone trope it is.

Fucking secondary!
Go read the source or GTFO

butthurt cause you got raped, eh kiddo?

But where's the sleepiest princess?

Final Fantasy XIV is actually experimenting with doing those forms of dungeons as extra content.

I stopped reading it forever ago, checked out the latest chapters. They ruined Gobumi-chan, wtf.

Still waiting for my inchling adventure game.

Dragon Quest buildiers is the closest i got.


sleepy ojou is great too, deep dungeon not so much.

Its hilarious to see everyone and everything becoming some kind of mary sueish pokemon evolution.

Did you forget the elf rape dungeon user? Or the human rape that let to MCs current body?

Read the novel your mongolian picture book is based on.
Unless more than two sentences in a row are too much for you :^)

Did you even read the part that I was pointing out as lies?

More like tiring. They had to go and change everyone's name too? I guess it doesn't matter, not like anybody does anything besides level up and have sex to the tune of Captain Overpowered's never ending monologue.

I want to beat her to near dearth and turn her into my cum toilet
and then hug her

Only if you kept caring about the story after the obvious mary sue bullshit they pulled with the main cahracter. Literally the only reason to read it was to see the pokemon evolutions.

Shindol pls go and stay go.

But the series literally is about a Mary Sue character who gets all the good powers and has no serious drawbacks and no real problems who rapes and murders his way through all of his problems. Nothing that guy said was wrong.

go ahead and dump some of that porn weeb nerds, I'm in mood for a fap

I just want Dragon's Dogma 2 with a cooking and job system

Someone didn't read the LN's I see
It's shit friendo

Changing your IP isnt going to help, buddy.

I think you're thinking of this one…

Kill yourself, you 10 year old child.

a name. I need a name for this.

Not only am I not the guy that you were responding to originally. But my phone keeps changing IPs because I keep changing Wi-Fi networks. Be that as it may it's good to see you're so paranoid that's a sure sign that you're either trolling or retarded.

Man what happened to Shindol?

I pity you, IP changing buddy.

Mushoku Tensei

It was pretty flavor of the month LN about a year or two back. It's okay, but the start is pretty awful.

Overlord and Re:Monster are overrated.

Too much mary sue shit.

Watch out, the autistic shi/tg/uys are going to cry about you because they can't handle anything with skeletons in it not being perfect.

What, why do you think somethign happened?


Weak D&C brah.

Next you are telling Bleach is a good manga and the prime example of good character development.


Mushoku Tensei
It's on Bakatsuki and kind of meh.

The only good novel I read with a game system in it is "The experimental log of the crazy lich". It's D&D the novel and the system is more like a GM, the good kind of GM who has a lot of fun with his players.
Starts slow and then blows stuff like Overlord out of the water.

I feel like there's some sort of monster / spine breaking / sex that I'm not seeing here, please post.

Top kek.

He wasnt always so dank.

what???! how did it go from cute elf cooking monsters to a cooking cute elf monstrosity?

The idea has potential like if at a certain point in the game if you didn't collect enough meat or veg or whatever and then reach a part of the duengeon that has only inorganic monsters that give off shit like salt, or materials for something like armor or weaponry or cooking tools or something
It makes the game alot harder based on what you have stocked up in your pantry being your only means of recovery items
I also have an idea for a food based RPG that is nothing like this however

In Overlord it's at least played for laughs
What's with LN writers that just have to make the main character ridiculous like midway through the series? Usually they don't even raise the stakes of what they fight.
Even happens in Kumo Desu Ga when eventually spider-chan gains a human body and becomes like a god sort of

Seriously come on. I admit the manga's overrated, but you're reaching too much here. The main character is a mary sue with no real challanges, just progression, he never hits a wall that he can't win against. There's your fucking argument, now stop being a retard.

you're pissing me off, this isn't how you win an argument.

Stop at any time.

Unless you can refute the claim that the main character from RE: monsters is a Mary Sue, no amount of deflecting and ignoring the topic is going to make you any less of a dumbass.

Shh user, it's just you and me in this thread.
Let's just hold hands, alright?

you mean this?

You really should read dungeon meshi

name me a dragon quest doujin that isnt about rape.

i'll wait.

But, where's the rest?! Why did he do that?! For what purpose?! how did they get there and where did they go after that?!

oh my god you even forgot the original argument hahahahahahaha

lmao

You had an argument?
Source please.

That's a great idea. What if it was an action RPG like Secret of Evermore where spells and recovery cost ingredients but their where no inns or shops. However you also had a dark souls style stamina bar that you needed to be well fed to keep filled for battle. Running out of Stamina or food would also cause health loss like poison.


from the sound of it I don't think I'd like dank Shindol

At least you're only posting on one IP now

k

Just say that you have nothing in the discussion whether Re:monster is shit or beyond that classification.

Oh user you're so cute when you're upset.

Maybe you should check who you're responding to dumb ass. It's pretty clear at this point you're tilting at windmills.

The monsters wanted to cook too.

Seeing how easy it is to revive people though, cannibalism could be a useful, if gross, source of emergency good.


Jesus user, I just popped in the thread, talk about being paranoid.

Let's compare Re:Monster with a more normalfag manga, One Piece.

One Piece

Re:Monster

It'd be a great manga if any of it was played for dark humor, but it's played extremely straight, and he has no enemies he can't beat because his power is basically Mega Man for everything he eats. So while others have to actually train, he gets magic instantly. He apparently has allies who can do better then him in magic or melee, but he still beats them in either despite being weaker in both areas.

It's mary sue escapism.

What about a game where you hunt giant flying dragons and then eat it?

Should I switch to a french accent so you can better differentiate between the proxies?
HONHONHON

Keep it up cutie.

Can you talk like the french elves in Wakfu? If so yes.

man fuck One Piece
Luffy has devolved into an even bigger moron than before
first he was so afraid to lose his friends and now he goes out picking fights and getting his whole crew into deep shit, yet he can barely beat someone a bit stronger than himself

At their core, all of the reincarnated/transported to a different world manga are escapism power trips.

The difference between 99% of them and re:monster is that re:monster fails at even adequately telling a basic story. It ignores all logic, all convention, all basic tenets of yarn-spinning. The be-all-end-all of that piece of shit is a 10 year-olds vision of a godly Mary Sue MC.

ALSO KNOWN AS

Just say it. Its Sword Art Online all over again. Except this won't have 2 years of semen making a glopping noise as it pours into gobumi.

it's for weeb self insertion
original characters donut steel are fucking dead and character development is already spinning in its grave
I wonder if the publishers even proof read the shit they print anymore

So… you mean dungeon crawling. Nobody says diving.

user you gotta fucking read, he typed delving

That kind of story only get's interesting if the MC has an interesting aim.

If it's just wandering around and beating people up a story is doomed to be super boring.
Only if the MC has something to do with their power is it getting interesting.

Overlord is interesting because Ainz is trying to bring project utopia, where undead are doing the menial work while the citizens enjoy life.
This is somewhat in conflict with the guardians of Nazarik who have a different approach to the whole thing and see anything not from nazarik as a lower lifeform.
It's not great but it has something interesting at its core.

That is somewhat basic story telling and is the difference between skyrim and a more story driven game.
This is a videogame board afterall.

The only games that had this and were fun were aRPGs like Diablo or Icewind Dale, and those usually don't feature autismal crafting systems.

See
>Tfw still no comfy rpg about dungeon diving

Then see where an user asks what "dungeon diving" means.

And I'm saying it's some weird fag's way of saying dungeon crawling.

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Terror Infinity operates under a game system and very very bad, but in a good way. Campy as fuck and enjoyable through and through.
Dungeon Defense made some references to such a system before promptly forgetting its setting to get caught up in other things, as these things go. Don't count this one, really, but it is good.
Everyone Else is a Returnee is a light read, it may be acceptable to some readers and not to others.
Gate of Revelation is excellent and has "a game system".
Goblin Kingdom is an acceptable not!RE:Monster, I think it predates it? Not sure.
Hail The King is the worst shit I've enjoyed, read this now. It's excellent and worth reading especially if you like Experimental Log.
Haunted Duke's Daughter has "a game system" but it's not RPG.
I Reincarnated Into A Vending Machine is a light read and parody, may or may not be funny to you.
I'm Really A Superstar is an interesting look into a sort of Idol parallel of our world and Chinese art history, fun to see a different perspective. Great read even if repetitive. Game elements are "hidden" mostly.
My Disciple Died Yet Again is excellent but currently on hold so you'll hate yourself for getting up-to-date. More Xianxia than RPG.
There's quite a few more, but I'll hold off on N through Z, the density of good stories like this increase from there.

my bad, I just tuned in and I'm kinda hammered
this also reminds me to turn on ID colors again, thanks user

It's weird because the manga is obviously inspired by dungeon crawlers.
The difference between a classic dungeon crawler and one based on the manga would focus more on the simulation of an ecosystem.

Now for something that really is lacking completely on the market.
A real cooking simulator.
We already have all kinds of minigame cooking games but what we really need is a game that simulates the physics and chemical reactions of cooking.
You just have to account for heat conductiveness of different liquids, ingredients and cooking utensils and you are already 95% there.

*thats what google say's the gook cartoon is called
how????

what?

I was a bit afraid that the vending machine is going a harem route but the latest chapter cleared that up. I hope.
Dungeon Defense was ok.
And My disciple is more a parody that is better than the stuff it parodies.

Hm. Another ok novel would be seoul station's necromancer.
After 20 years on another world with gamesystem the poor guy finally makes it back only to realize that the same shit is happening on earth.

I was a sword when I reincarnated is a comfy story about a sword and the loli catgirl owning it.

Yuusha Party no Kawaii Ko ga Ita no de, Kokuhaku Shite, I don't know. OP MC, who just wants to romance that cleric from the heroes party. It's comfy and has some characterdepth.

Running Away From The Hero! Some guy from korea reincarnated in a fantasy world lacking the ability of using magic and also lacking the talent of using sword magic that makes any sword technique completely useless. You meet him in his 40s working as an instructor for an evil organization.

Any other recommendations? I have bookmarked Everyone Else is a Returnee, Hail the King and Terror infinity.

There is not one single work of literature on the earth I dislike more than Re:Monster.

FUCK OFF DUNGEON MESHI IS FOR COMFY

"Im glad that they arent able to get into something IM into because im just so hipster"

Knock it off you faggot.

It's frustrating because it had the potential to be good. Take out all the special snowflake shit the mc gets, have him get his ass beat a few times by other goblins and be forced to use his human knowledge to make up for strength and you could get a decent read.

Dungeon mushi is comfy?
but what about this
very un-comfy shit user.

I have no time to read the thread, but seems you want something like Rune Factory at least the first one, it's a simple version of what you want

Thats a hentai, genius.

what does pikachu taste like?

Salty 9-volt batteries and milk.

imagine a ratburger but it leaves a tingly after taste that can temporarily leave your tongue numb

You actually want to tongue kiss a fat electric cat with the intelligence of a 7 year old?

That's idiotic. They clearly state in the manga that you need at least 12/13ths of the pieces of a person to resurrect them. Resurrection is effectively healing all wounds then restarting the heart, it doesn't just reconstitute a person of out nothing.

No, he wants to cook and eat pikachu. This is a dungeon meshi thread, come on nigger

Thanks Holla Forums, I got two new mangas to read now.

just to add.
Rat meat when cooked smells like fresh soft tortillas straight from the tortilla machine, tastes kinda like chicken (only more pungent and gamey) and goes pretty well when barbecued or glazed with a moonshine glaze.
if you add some cholula sauce you could get a shocking spicy flavor. watch out for bones though, those will get you like a joy buzzer.

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Damn, son.

Isn't that what the Dungeon Maker series was all about?

Also Rune Factory nigga

Dragon's Crown? There's a cooking minigame between dungeons, and I'd say it's pretty comfy.

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All of these are legit good
Waiting for more chapters of this. It's nice but need more before judging it.
Trash
Never heard of it
It's ok. Not terrible but it skirts the line.
This one is really comfy.
Never heard of it.


What? This is just an edgy wankfest with some gary stu MC.


Now this one, this one is also good.


Muramasa also has it's share of food porn. Although it's more of an eating minigame than a cooking minigame.

Fuck already.

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She's a carpet muncher

OH?

haven't read meshi in a while
have they tackled how slimes would taste?

Pretty sure it'd taste like sugarless jello mixed with fruit gushers raw

Pretty sure they ate slime in one of the chapters.

Note: If I were just recommending the top tier books and not ones pertaining to RPG systems, we'd be here all day.
N-Z
Honorable Mention: My Entire Class Has Been Reincarnated. No RPG system, but the characters are all RPG monsters.
Reincarnator: Absolutely excellent read under a vaneer of rockiness, it's the sort of story everyone wishes "death game" anime would be.
Running away from the hero! you already noted, Seoul Station's Necromancer is plateauing a bit right now but still pretty good.
So What If It's an RPG World? has slowed down translation a ton and it's a great timewaster, if absolutely nothing else. Definitely prefer it to things like Death March, though.
Spirit Migration, Tense Shitara Slime Datta Ken. This Dungeon's Demon Lord is the Weakest is DM gameplay and it might end up being good or not, very early in the translation.
Undead Seeks Warmth is a fluff novel about a zombo-guy in a dungeon with his vampire waifu so far, but I'm a little behind the most recent chapter. Finally, Yuusha Party is on the "Y" and I don't have any "Z"'s like these, so there you go.

wasn't that the undine?

No, I remember them adding slime to one of the following recipes, so I'm pretty sure they had slime.
I remember that the preparation method was kinda complicated

Im implementing dough tonight, when im finished with raw preparation i will implemente multi-step preparation, so you can use finish dishes as ingredients for other recipes
>>>/agdg/27922

That's because RE:monster is fucking trash.

I mentioned it a week ago and some people just hate it. Even so the start is great.

Rape is a guarantee for a good manga. And there is nothing wrong with that.

I only cook with the freshest love nectar.

You should play Arx Fatalis, its a Dungeon Crawler/early 3D Action RPG with Cooking System.

Where do you think you are?

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Elona+ is comfy but the cooking isn't deep

I came here just to suggest this too.

did you forget that you're on the internet?

The Christian watchdog groups are going to have a fucking fit when they read this

What do you mean user Marcille is a good girl.

This one turned to shit pretty fast. No focused plot, MC is overpowered as fuck & solves everything easily, setting is made of wet paper, and there's zero tension or mystery investment.

The only cool part is the bear dual-wielding tower shields.

What do you expect? The OP is being a faggot like usual.

I'm reading the LN, is there a manga too?

you also support blm, dont you faggot

Who needs deep cooking system?

A-user please

The one with the loli named Latina? yeah its like 5 chapters in.

Pls, Heresy Chan is clearly made to bring back the cute em up genre.

I was just thinking and realized that this game could very much be similar to Legend of Mana but just with a cute cooking theme and work.
yes I genuinely like OP's idea and don't care about the hentai

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Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

As a matter of fact.

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neo/v/ and nuGaymers don't play video games user.

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WAIT A MINUTE

Are you saying that all of those games above are lewd?

Why postpone becoming a skeleton?

Who said about postponing it?

Thanks, user.

What the fuck are you talking about?

how big do you like'em?

Loved this game, but the forge mechanics were all tedious as fuck, and way too placement-dependent for you to consistently produce excellent items.

My ideal would be for Gust to cooperate with a Legend of Mana remakes—Squeenix is doing fuckall with the IP aside of a promise in the coming year that will just be another mobashit.

Just think about it

In depth farming system that rewards for creativity. Whole sidequest branch comprised around the lost art of Golem making & mechanics. Raising Mana Beasts & Rabbites. An online trade community for items/recipes/animals/armor/weapons that aren't so easily-grown if you pick a certain map styel. Dragon Crown-esque co-opt system. Limited versus system/opposition system that may/may not plug into new plot threads/side plots (Gonna be a Dragoon? Want to help out Larc? Gotta fight his sister & her aide. Wanna help out sis? Gotta fight Larc & his aides).

Remastered orchestral soundtrack from the original composer. They'd make a fucking killing on that game. And I just made myself sad because SE will never have it come to pass.

Fucking Orcposters, wanting to take all our elves and fatten them up into breeding sows.

THIS IS WHY WE PURGE YOU

Someone with as astonishingly pleb tastes as you doesn't have the right to criticize others for having better tastes than him.

No, I'm just saying my dream game which borrows elements from them would be. To what extent is blatant and which is just implied is negotiable, but basically I want an RPG where you can date and marry one (or possibly more) from a set of characters, and take your bride as a second AI character in your party, and form a group to travel with you on your quest.

I want to hunt rare monsters to make exquisite meals that heal my character, improve their stats and improve their mood.
I want to seduce a short, busty goblin.
I want to save the pups of a giant wolf, and in doing so tame it.
I want to save a dickass goblin thief's life, and in so doing create a life debt where despite his character he loyally follows me on my adventures, constantly fighting his urge to stab me in the back and steal my shit because we've become bros.
I want to seduce the lonely traveling tomboy blacksmith who thinks no man would want her because of that tiny scar over her nose and the tiny burns that dot her tight body from working with flames.
I want to abduct the busty, naive and sheltered princess from her tower and show her the world, staying one step ahead of her father's army.
I want to bring a gentle golem to life, and allow it to take a non-combat role in the party despite it's great power because I want it to be happy, and it to be so overcome with gratitude it uses it's strength to protect me and my bride.
I want the party to bond over campfire stories and songs.

Where do you think you are? but I agree, I prefer them when they're just an iron board

it's not my fault that elves are sluts

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elves are only good at two things, magic and being lewd

Of course, user.

JADE COCOON
MY NIGGER OF ALL ETERNITY KNOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOUR PROVE TO BE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY NIGGA

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GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
>>>/reddit/

It's time you left

you confused this is not /a/ user

How I stalked some dude with an exposed nipple and stumbled upon the Zenithian Sword
mangahere.co/manga/how_i_stalked_some_dude_with_an_exposed_nipple_and_stumbled_upon_the_zenithian_sword/
It is highly recommended that you play Dragon Quest V (translated SNES version, not the shitty DS version waeith steupahd ahcksents) before reading this. It will greatly enhance your understanding of the story, and add more weight to some of the events, and even some of the seemingly random comments.

Himawari Memory
mangahere.co/manga/himawari_memory/
What do NPCs do when the players go to sleep? WARNING, IT IS MADE OF FEELS.

Dungeon Seeker
mangahere.co/manga/dungeon_seeker/
An inversion of the overpowered MC in the fantasy world, our protagonist and his classmates are summoned to the fantasy world, and given great power to fight this world's menace. Oops, our hero has been granted pathetic stats akin to those of a background NPC, and is betrayed by those he thought to be his friends.

Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo Dorei Majutsu
mangahere.co/manga/isekai_maou_to_shoukan_shoujo_dorei_majutsu/
Ignore the cringe-worthy commentary from the translator. Our hero (?) is summoned to the FANTASY WORLD to be the slave of two competing mages, but he had the good fortune to be equipped with a spell reversal ring in the MMORPG he was playing. The shoe is on the other foot, as our hero is in fact, the Lord of Demons, but doesn't have the personality to match.

Knights and Magic
mangahere.co/manga/knights_magic/
Great title, right? An overworked, yet highly motivated coder meets an untimely fate while admiring his latest Gundam model purchases, and wakes to find that he has been reborn in the FANTASY WORLD, Mecha Variant, where mechanical armor is the force majeure, and the magic of this world is ordered in formulae and algorythms similar to software programming.

Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki
mangahere.co/manga/toaru_ossan_no_vrmmo_katsudouki/
Our protagonist still lives in the real world, but has VRMMO adventures in breaking the combat system.

Only Sense Online
mangahere.co/manga/only_sense_online/
Our protagonist still lives in the real world, but has VRMMO adventures in breaking the world with crafting.

The New Gate
mangahere.co/manga/the_new_gate/
Trapped in a hellish MMORPG with their lives on the line, players pin their hopes on Shin, the ultimate player. But as the final boss is defeated, releasing the captive players, something goes off the rails.

Tsuyokute New Saga
mangahere.co/manga/tsuyokute_new_saga/
The hero has defeated the lord of evil! BUT EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD, AND THE WORLD IS IN RUINS. But what if you could do it all over again, retaining your knowledge of the events that had happened? Part Back to the Future meets Butterfly Effect. Law of Unintended Consequences is a ferocious bitch.

World Customize Creator
mangahere.co/manga/world_customize_creator/
Vidya nerd is upset that he can't customize stuff in a game he's playing, so he tries to use CHEAT CODES, while being summoned from the shrine he is sitting at, into FANTASY WORLD as some kind of evil lord of chaos, with the power to edit the properties of anything, as if he was using software to do so.

The above links are of varying quality, as there is no accounting for taste.

Nah your a faggot newfag who just exposed himself.

Just because a long time ago Holla Forums used to be liberal doesn't mean its still liberal. You are clearly not from around here maybe you ought to go back.
>>>/cuckchan/

my nig

what will you do with today's successful catch

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He's right you fucking retarded faggot.

In cases where these manga are based on light novels, I'd rather read the light novels. Prime example - Dungeon Seeker.

Link for the LN:
durasama.wordpress.com/arifureta-chapters/

NIGGA PLS

Your mommy and new daddies forzen tendies are not a sign all of the depths of the culinary arts have been plumbed pepe.

YOU GOTTA TO BE RETARDED TO THINK COOKING IS DEEP. I COOKED MEALS FOR MYSELF WHEN I LIKE 7.
DEPTH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING AN ARTSY COOKING HIPSTER

Are you suffering a stroke? Should I call a hospital for you?

t. babby tier cook

nigger did you ever eat a meal outside mc dicks?

pretty obvious he was talking about haute cuisine, but great zero effort epic internet comeback, you redditor faggot

Not thick enough tbh.

just play lifeweb tbh

If you are experienced speaking like a retard, maybe.

smh tbh fam

I've tried to go with putting random shit in an egg.

I can tell you right now that putting random shit on things doesn't work.

that thumbnail is enough to make at least one user lose his fucking shit

yes I remember
but you saved the thumbnail
which is why I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

You're referring to things he doesn't know about.
Don't inform him.

Its not a thumbnail, its a crop of the original, if you understood the situation you would know.
This board isn't going to get any better unless you faggots are forced to learn instead of getting shit fed to you.

Yes some user sperged out because of her teeth and mark mad her face the banner. It was funny. But you saved the thumbnail.

Die By The Sword.

Must be pretty decent quality semen. Though I don't think Somalians produce grade A, so I'm not sure if I trust that bottle.

m8, IDs

I think we got ourselves a 4chaim refugee

GET OUT OF MY BOARD PRETENTIOUS REDDITOR

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Excuse me, there 3 and 3/5 people here. Don't forget we have to include niggers as people now.

NEVER EVER
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That doesn't even make sense you uncultured nig, the 3/5ths law didn't equate to a person but to voting power, as southern states would have a vast amount of delegates if counted by population.

So it was called the 3/5th compromise.
The 3/5th a person is just liberal bullshit niggers tell themselves to enforce white guilt.

Ironic because it actually helped them as the north to gain political power was more willing to have free men vs slaves solely to count as population for legislative power.

Fucking Christ, I weep for our American education system.

Now you're really reaching for 8chins cred, just stop doubling down and find some other thread to shit post in.

This, you can go deep into dungeons and cook the flesh of the monsters you kill if you have the cooking skill and a portable cooking kit.
The cooking skill itself is based on the Learning stat(also used for farming, fishing, etc.).
There's no minigame for cooking, you just use the cooking skill and the raw ingredient transforms into a random cooked version of it depending on your cooking skill level(like goblin stew or orc roast)
Using the cooking skill repeatedly levels up the skill, but with diminishing return until you re-raise the skill's potential by training with an npc, reading a cook book or spending level up bonus points.
In most games eating cooked food gives you a temporary buff, but with elona it works like in most roguelikes and fills you hunger stat, saving you from starvation and affecting your regeneration. Also, food items gives your character a little bit of potential on various stats, good cooked food gives you way more potential.
Food can also be blessed or cursed, blessed food gives you bonus potential I think, while cursed food makes you vomit(doing this alot gives you a "Anorexia" feat, wich makes it impossible to eat any solid food until you either die or get enough liquids.)
Eating human flesh is taboo, but you can get used to it by doing it a lot, (eating dog or cat meat is heretical, doing so gives you negative karma.)
As you can see, cooking itself doesn't have much depth, but the amount of systems involved in eating is very good.

lurk more faggot

mate are you having a stroke

Also 8/a/ is pure shit cause of how elitist you tards are.

people don't read ID's

>>>/a/
(checked)
/a/ is pure shit

Got any more? I enjoyed those and need some more to read.

And you wrote a book about it.

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/r/ing the one with horder user microwaving rancid cream

don't have it, but here's gaston user

food you say?

I jacked off using ice cream as lube once.

It was good.

well, Kingdom of loathing had cooking as a way of crafting items and weapons

on the downside, it was Kingdom of loathing

It was a disastrous mess

I wasn't aware fa/tg/uys had such shit taste.

Don't forget this classic

Holy wew. I thought Overlord was bad but at least it had an attempt at a story beyond 'look how invincible and seductive my self insert is.
At least the author draws well for a middle school boy.

I wouldn't dare forget that one

I remember that thread, I don't think I saved it though.

LAIUS FUCK MARCILLE ALREADY, FUCK.

It's a ghetto lizard. You know, with dreads and bikini and when you play rap music it shoves it's scaly vagina in your face, shaking it up and down until you get all bruised or the music stops.

Not much else in the loose genre of "regular person in the fantasy world" genre. Here's some similar stuff.

Welcome to the Third Dimension!
mangahere.co/manga/welcome_to_the_3rd_dimension/
An artist's fantasy character is whisked to the real world, much to the chagrin of his creator.

Dekisokonai Monster Trainer
mangahere.co/manga/dekisokonai_no_monster_trainer/
In a world where everyone has their own personal battle monster, what is the man with a simple slime to do?

The Legendary Moonlight Sculptor
mangahere.co/manga/the_legendary_moonlight_sculptor/
A man sells his MMO character for an absurd sum to help his family, but with great money comes great bullshit. After a reversal of fortune, our hero must do it all again to save his sister, this time in a VRMMO.

Mishiro San to Yamada Kun
mangahere.co/manga/mishiro_san_to_yamada_kun/
From Jin, the person behind everyone's favorite lewd elf and gentleman orc pair. This pair is a bit toned down. Also, they make a guest appearance in:
Zannen Jokanbu Black General-San
mangahere.co/manga/zannen_jokanbu_black_general_san/
Also from Jin, the person behind everyone's favorite lewd elf and gentleman orc pair. Crazy in the head, crazy in the head. What is our hero, Brave Man, to do in the face of such deranged advances of the strange Black General?

Chio-Chan no Tsuugakuro
mangahere.co/manga/chio_chan_no_tsuugakuro/
Chio is the ultimate master of games. And apparently delusion. Who is the Bloody Butterfly? Why do these cat toys smell weird? Was that ninja Gray Fox?

Sayounara Ryuusei, Konnichiwa Jinsei
mangahere.co/manga/sayounara_ryuusei_konnichiwa_jinsei/
A godly dragon tires of life, and muses in his last moments about what might have been. Then awakens reborn as a human baby, with all of his memories.

Good Night World
mangahere.co/manga/good_night_world/
Sometimes your horrible, pathetic, and disgusting family isn't really as bad as you believe. A VRMMO starts going off the rails. Can the Akabane Family save The World?

The artists are seldom the writers.

I'll take welcome to the third dimension and the black general san. The rest don't sound all that appealing thanks either way.

You got so many fucking bites.

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It's been a week and I'm still laughing at those images.

ok, time to kill the thread. why can't they make a game where you can marry your horse?

Jokes on you, I like that shit.

I think you can do that in Elona, you can even marry the dog you start the game with if you want to.
I never bought a horse there, but if it counts as another party member, I'm pretty sure you can marry and have babies with it.

When is MC going to powerlevel Taboo with the help of Appraisal-sama?

If you're going to post etheross, post the actually good shit.

wouldn't it be wonderful, i mean your mare is always carrying your shit, and is always ready to haul ass to get you out of danger, so why cant you make her your waifu?


fugg you

Already reached max level Taboo in the light novel and ended up hating everyone and the world.

Still after that new blood eh /pone/?

Neat.

Lets do it.

Fucking Rune Factory 4.
I ended up single because you can't fuck Ventuswill.

Wait, file fell off.

Should have named it naked horse / ass or something.

Sorry, friend, I only touch dragon.
Your shit tastes are nothing short of revolting, by comparison.

Not bad, but, and there's no gentle way to put this, she ain't really pleasing to the eye.
The wings look awful, and that face shit is a tad offputting.

Sorry.

my god that's pathetic

What is this, cancer amputee horse?
No wonder nobody likes you pathetic losers.

horses are beautiful and strong creatures, whats wrong with you?

It's horsefuckers, what were you expecting?

A rat is a beautiful and strong creature compared to a cockroach.
Do you truly think your pathetic mammal can match the majesty of a dragon?
That some mere lowly beast of the dirt can come anywhere near what is winged perfection incarnate?

never change Holla Forums

you wanna do this faggot?

Top kek
Go frolic in the dirt where you belong, mammal.

dragons fear the unicorn

Why?
Why would creatures who fly without limits, who's strength and intelligence excel the bounds of mere mortal men, who sew destruction and majesty alike, fear a simple beast of burden with a deformity?
While your precious horse bends its head to eat the grass, dragons mold the world to their whim, ambition, and desires. Your horse is a mere animal, content to live its life in squalor, gnawing at the grass under its feet.
What sort of man would hold such a creature with no ambition whatsoever, a literal animal above something as great and mighty as a dragon?

Dragon v.s. Unicorn wrestlemania when?

Can't forget this gem.

I'm sorry but I can't read a manga that unironically acts like it's a video game.

Thanks for the porn
screencap when

Go home faggots.

Others did it better.

At least that was explained why she had the potential for her ridiculously fast progress. Cue: she always has no name when self-appraised.