Datsun 100A building game + other activities in 1994 finland countryside thread #3

building car and pissing into your mouth or sauna

my-summer-car.wikia.com/wiki/MY_SUMMER_CAR_GUIDE_2:_ELECTRIC_BOOGALOO

-force-opengl command line option for grayed out game in launcher / steam

mega.nz/#!2oUyUDYA!iYYaxnUG5DGlPuJtTQJRCyPDYe5IwiyprDU6Q7fykWc
You crack it by moving all files from codex release in pic3 into the folder

Other urls found in this thread:

my-summer-car.wikia.com/wiki/MY_SUMMER_CAR_GUIDE_2:_ELECTRIC_BOOGALOO
filedropper.com/finnishhitsfrom1970-1990
mediafire.com/file/dqqau0v08jj5fti/MSC_Radio_Folder.7z
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

watch out for this piece of shit and the fiat127 driving on countryside. they are out for blood, your blood

Why is the mechanics automatic shit eater such a cunt to drive?

fug

I wasn't even aware you could wreck the van other than the windscreen, which I have accidentall puched out on multiple occassions. I kind of wish you could pull apart and put together more cars

fuck that green shitbox that spawns near the airport, I've died twice to it now
now that i know where it usually appears i keep ramming it off the road with the shit truck to make finland great again


every vehicle in the game can be bent and deformed except for the boat and the shit truck (the front may be destructible, i've only taken hits on the rear and sides which seem to be invulnerable)

I do recall the devs were thinking about adding 2 more buildable cars by the time it clears early access, no idea what they'd be though
hopefully they add modding support so we can add our own buildable vehicles

i hope the dev adds the best car

If you save, quit and reload it'll fix the damage. Works for all cars except the satsuma.

game tip

here is map where are the jobs

the wood makes most 3200mk but you have to split wood for it and throw it into the carriage which you will tow by tractor
poop runs make 1200mk per job

How do you even work the tractor?

You start it, put it in gear and press the throttle.

Oh and disable the parking break

same way you work a car, the controls are just in different places

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when will the mechanic call that car is complete? I just had him allign wheels and tune motor but it takes forever, should I just pick up my car anyway?

Next time, take your tool box with you and adjust on the fly. carb can be tricky, there's about a ~8 mouse wheel click window where the carb is dialed in correctly. It's tough to judge, especially when the car is cold.

It'll take a day or two. If you miss the call he won't call again. If your car is outside and the order paper is on the desk it's done.

I know about that but getting wheels aligned was impossible for me

What the fuck? You don't need to crack that game.

Just run it on a separate account that's not running steam.

You guys do have a sandbox account for playing pirated games, right?

What the fuck?

The sauna heater is turned on, I throw water on it, yet I hear no hissing sound or anything? Temperature doesn't increase either.

what the fuck

what the fuck

have you made sure the door is shut

close the sauna door and go work on your shitbox for ~5mins real time, it takes a while to heat up

Not that it matters, but does this game have cheats?

it used to, but I think the guy took them out. They were really there for the sake of debug.

you can use cheat engine

dev

Distant tree textures decided to not work correctly anymore for me.

Well ok.

but its easy. the lazy way is as long as your wheels look mostly straight take tools with you and drive a bit. notice a drift? pull over and move one of the wheels alignments a few ticks, repeat until its not a noticable drift

That sounds like a challenge

im feeling kinda hot

Yeah, door was shut.


Man, it takes longer than 5 minutes to heat up it seems, jesus christ. That was the issue, me being impatient.


wat do?

Save quit reload, it should respawn like the van windshield.

save/reload

also could I play this game with controller but still use mouse when not in car? anyone tried controller?

Yeah. I'm using an xbox 360 controller, works fine.

Too lazy to properly set up a control scheme, so I still toggle ratio and lights and parking brake using my mouse. I don't have controller looking enabled either.

found him already dead, I bet it was green demon or the red phaton (that guy cant overtake for shit always crashing)

The van goes very slowly and this light is on, what's the problem? It's the first time that I drive the van in this playthrough

parking brake is still on, hold right click on it until its off, not just click it once.

Nigger.

o i c, didnt know there were two levels of braking

Things I wish I knew when I started the game:

>he's literally too lazy to type "Oh, I see."

I take it the engine plate goes between the transmission and the engine block?

also

Spoiler that shit, nigga. God damn.

well fuck

what are those loud exhaust bangs?


you can get food/drink in pub but thats only if you eat it there
also for fuel
break window on shop, park car before so you can jump inside, go into room behind cash register and activate two switcher, this unlocks fuel pumps

air fuel ratio too high

post your satsuma.

holy shit you have to suck a lot of poop to get a pimped out satsuma with a metallic paint job.

Wood job yields 3200 and is honestly quicker than doing a poop sucking lap.

there aren't two levels of parking break, you're supposed to hold it down like the doors.

yeah, do both, but the poop truck is a lot more fun to drive than the tractor.

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on all levels except physical im british teenager
[vrooom]

dev should add multiplayer racing to challenge other players, 2-4 players per race, choose outside ring or the rally track. would be good fun. could add special races where you have to drink a case of peer before racing and consume at least 1 case during the race.

went to car mechanic because the whole fucking day tuning the carb and shit

So he gave me his muscle car to drive back home with…

How the fuck im supposed to drive that?
it keeps accelerating itself and when I finally control it a little it fucking revs up retardedly

what the shit

also whats the difference between motor inspection and engine inspection?

And permadeath still stands right? imagine losing a friend in a race, making viking funreal and going to sauna with buddies and drinking beer. Just like in real life

motor inspection inspects your motor and engine inspection inspects your engine

Set it in 2 instead of D and keep the revs lowish then you'll find it easy to drive, just like you'd do a real life automatic in icy conditions.

don't be a faggot, we'd go to his crash site drink beer, laugh and piss on his dead body

gtfo

don't care what your uncle told you, an all male sauna party is just as gay as an all male Jacuzzi party.

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he said he wont add mp since he would need to remake whole game for it
I rather wish he would optimize datsun's effect on PC performance, I really cant drive that thing on highway since it becomes slide show

And that's how you proved that you're gay. You can't deal with seeing dicks without being turned on.

You know, it's a funny thing.

I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.

When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.

When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity– I had porn– but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.

That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.

Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.

Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.

Yet this post and its poster are somehow gayer than me.

This is some stale copy pasta.

holy fuck, surrounded by faggots, ass against the wall, I'm outta here.

At least it's a Q U A L I T Y kopipe, something not a lot of people spot.

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Why would you want to do things manually?

That's not a car, it's a Lada.

You take that back, you little shit

ewww lada

with how physics works in this game the van would fly into air and tractor into forest

This game makes me happy over the stupidest reasons

going downhill, wind in the back, whole family pushing, reaching top speed of 57Kph. that was a day to remember.

fuck, that was meant as a reply to

you just lower it and have the 2 screws in the hoist line up with these 2 empty loops at the edges of the engine and then screw them in and they should automatically click into place

pleb

It helps to put the toolbox or something under it to keep it even

casual.

shit user great taste

You are goddamned swine

nah fam. On mine i purposely didnt connect air filter and electrics yet until I'm done with the body and will lower it and then add them. These screens are something i grabbed quickly from a youtube video to help out the user with the hoisting problem.

Were Ladas ever exported?

also what about Truenos? would that be good for finnish carbuilding?

If i remember right they were exported to Italy and maybe spain for awhile as a super cheap car. But I don't think they ever did outside of the continent

ofc

Not sure if they have been exported but there was one user that got hand-drawn schematics for every single part for one from Russians and actually tried to smelt metal to make them.

Shit man thats dedication, do you know any more information regarding that?

"well the car sucked and now that i know a lot more i can progress more quick, lets try another one"
"meh I have done this lots of times, I dont think i need to save the game, im sure I wont crash to death"

I really hope the dev reworks the spray paints in the game because that's what the shitboxes I know should look, crude sprayed swastikas and church boats.

Yeah, I figured that part out myself.

But what do I do once I've got the engine hoisted and suspended inside the engine compartment?

Do I unbolt the hoist or do I first bolt in the engine and then unbolt the hoist?

If you are gonna savescum why not just turn off permadeath?

obviously you bolt the engine because otherwise it would just fall off. there are three screws, two at the front right and left of the compartment and one at the back in the middle.

Don't have any more info on that beyond the fact that he isn't the only person to have tried (and succeeded), lots of people actually buy them just so they could smelt parts for home repairs. It is popular enough around here to be able to catch people discussing specific VAZ models.

the whole saving system in this game sucks

and I dont really know if there are people masochist enough to prepare the whole car and suddently die in the next day just to start again

im curious about the rivals inspired from RL finmemlandia the devs want to add

Thanks. It's mounted now.

This shit would be less finnicky in real life.

I seriously doubt that

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Am I supposed to tighten the radiator hose fasteners? Or is this game not THAT detailed?

its not that detailed

Oh boy if only you could understand the full story about the dog. There's a shit ton of finnish that goes very deep on "lore" all over the game that doesn't get translated at all or gets stripped of all but the essential in translation. All the long ass fucking talks the NPCs have are very finnish but none of it really gets translated because it would be sort of impossible to do so and the direct translation would be a jumbled mess that often wouldn't make sense just because the words and expressions aren't really present in english in the same way. The delivery is also a big part of the finnish aspect of it and that would get lost with a text translation.

I suppose this is how it feels to know the difference between a japanese game and the western localization of it and it really makes me realise that most people who scream for perfect localisations don't really have a clue how hard it is and what a direct translation would look like. I would consider myself fairly fluent with english but I think making a translation that does justice to the source material would be near impossible or at least behind a whole lot of work.


The hoses don't have anything that needs to be tightened. If I remember correctly there are 4 screws on the radiator and that's it.

What languages do you speak?

Also: Can't seem to put in my fuel pump and fuel strainer. Fuck!
Is there a trick to it?

car

From my best to worst: finnish (native), english, swedish, russian, french.
I don't really "speak" anything apart from finnish and english but I can read and write in swedish and know the basics of russian and french both of which I've studied only for a year or two and in the case of french it was about 7-12 years ago so I've forgotten most of it. I'm also planning on reading a bit of japanese in my free time to get the basics.


Pump attaches to the engine while you're building it, rub it somewhere under the sparkplugs. Strainer is attached to the top left of the engine compartment when your engine is already bolted on.

OH GOD

AM I GONNA HAVE TO LIFT THE ENGINE AGAIN?

Thank fuck, I do not.

Gonna start saging with my build questions, god damn.

The full range for each wheel is 120 clicks. Toe both wheels all the way in and then back out ~50 clicks each. Enjoy driving straight.

One more question about the strainer. I can't seem to attach it.

Could I have mounted something too early that's blocking the strainer from going in?

This game's gotta at least TELL you what's wrong. Spanner size either too small or too big would be a start.

They were exported to Britain, actually, as Lada Riva. To some other countries as well. In fact, until the VAZ 2108 model, Lada was just an export name, in Russia it was called "Zhiguli".

can I drift with this datsun or is fwd worse than rwd for that?

Why would they even export it into Italy if it's an Italian car to begin with?

they were sold there for awhile as a super cheap fiat until Fiat got pissed and got them banned

I've never had a problem with the strainer so don't really know what it could be. Just put it on the left side of the engine with the container looking thing behind the battery and the hose near to the fuel pump. Use my-summer-car.wikia.com/wiki/MY_SUMMER_CAR_GUIDE_2:_ELECTRIC_BOOGALOO to check the wrench sizes. It would be cool if the game told you with colors or something if the spanner is too big or too small.


If you want to do Initial D meme drifts then no if you have to ask. Obviously fwd is worse than rwd if you want to drift and I find it strange that you even ask about drifting without knowing such a basic thing. With the right techniques and tricks fwd drifting is very much possible as evidenced by the 70s classic rally cars but I'm not sure if all that applies to this game and it's physics model though because of the fucked up physics there might be some way drift that isn't possible in real life.

Someone said "Initial D"?

"drifting"

I know next to nothing about cars

Yeah, it's not the wrench size. I just can't "attach" it to the car in the first place.

Might it be because my car body is a bit wrangled up near the hole in the body for the front left lamp?

post your room posters


maybe

common sense goes a very very long way. if you car pushes at the back it stands to reason it would be easier to get that back loose and drifting.


in my experience a fucked up body doesn't stop you from attaching parts, i suppose it could if it's really fucked up. my first build did some flips in the garage due to physics and was all sorts of fucked up but I managed to get everthing fitted just right.

Nah nevermind. I got it in.

Car is complete enough for a test drive, but it won't start. OH BOY.

anyone got some already .ogg converted tracks?

Behold the results of having to spend over an hour pushing the car out of the hole in the garage with my hands.

Never use the fucking garage, just assemble the car on the forklift, FUCK.

I've got my era appropriate finnish tracks that I've been spreading in the previous threads like AIDS.

How'd you get it in the hole? It's not supposed to go in the hole. There's a text file where the car mesh is saved in the save folder in appdata/locallow. you can get a fresh mesh and put it over your own save if you don't feel like paying.

repost please?

btw are there any songs from default in game or is my version of game just weird by not having any

filedropper.com/finnishhitsfrom1970-1990

there are two radio channels, one for custom tracks and the other has some default tracks and nature shows.

because while the game on loading save loads tracks from radio folder I really cant see it in folder itself

the tracks it loads on load are just it caching them in memory and it only affects custom tracks.

use the radio, press the channel switch button. you can't miss the channel. radios with tuners the custom radio is around the middle of the tuner and the default tracks one is near the right end. it's not very hard to figure out.

It fell while I was pushing it onto the hole so I could lower the engine using the hoist inside and attach the engine from below.

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If this game was combined with the mud tech from spintires I would have an orgasm.

Oh hell yes, amazing how not shit that engine runs too. One of the most enjoyable things I found to do in that recently is to attempt to drive on that flood map on the very barely visible stretches

This motherfucker. I was doing a run of wood driving my tractor when I see him coming at me. Fuck me I'm not going to move you bitch ass nigga, you'll give way to me or regret it. And he did.

In the end I didn't even manage to get my pay for the wood because while the flatbed was unloading I ran into the guy causing him to ragdoll and start snoring.

Beautiful, wish it was possible to beat his car up and not just piss bully him.

Or can you abuse his car now? I haven't run into him in the update yet.

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PERKELEEN EXHAUST PIPE

i crouched to middle, leaned over to pick it up then held it vertically and was able to attach it easily

The most satanic thing about that thing is it seems to snap to it's happy place underneath if you don't have the car jacked up but it will just clang off. But after you jack it up it never finds the spot again. I think this is some sort of psyop.

Well lucky you.
I've been fucking around with it for an hour now and absolutely nothing.

I though 70s rally was mostly RWD.

i didn't even raise my car, i just put it on standing under it in my garage

Lucky you, it just kept taunting me and my car almost ended up in the garage pit. I think I ended up trying it from inside the car, doing a ritual over the floorboard. had a heinous time with the front struts for a bit too and the rear springs. It's especially maddening when you know where something is supposed to go.

use the floor jack to lift the car from one side and slide it on from that side. Don't try to do it under the car it's a nightmater.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind if I have to rebuild.

That guy looks familiar

what the fuck happened. at least I finally rebound punch so that I don't press it by accident while switching gears. should just set the mesh file to read only so I can fix the car body with a reload.

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Se on vittu just eikä melkein.

And to the user who wanted to drift I tried it a little and all you need to do to get your rear loose is press the handbrake, Z by default.

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LOL

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30 seconds in and I can tell this guy's an insufferable cunt

are the finns rednecks that weren't cucked by the north?

no they are scandinavian russians

Yeah, that website is fucking amazing, man.
I hope he never changes that web 1.0 look.


Where we're going, we don't need brakes.

Bleed your brakes a bit, then tighten the lines. Theres a small nut on or near each wheel that connects the lines to them. Unscrew those nuts, pump the brakes for a bit, then tighten them all the way.

I love that the dev made the first radio station the custom one and all the stupid foreigners keep listening to the same two ads over and over.


except finland isn't part of scandinavia

I still don't think bleeding the brakes is a thing in this game. I've built a car twice now and neither time I had to do anything of that sort nor have I seen anything but rumors about it elsewhere.

how accurate is this game in terms of actually building a car?

Well, you don't need to assemble the gearbox… It comes mostly in tiny pieces, though.

They leave out a lot of shit that would drive people that don't know how to make a car to the point of insanity but in general it seems a fairly neat learning experience.

backup your save. its a punishment for people who like to alt+f4

users>yourname>appdata>localLow>amistech

Anyone here gay enough to use a Wii remote with the wheel? Does it work?

finally some good doriftu webm, nowadays its all just slapped deja vu on anything resembling car going sideway

have you checked controllers supported, it should be somewhere on steam page

Programmer here. You're probably gonna have to have some intermediate program in between My Summer Car and your controller driver in order to account for when you turn the Wii remote upside down by turning left or right 180 degrees. My Summer Car can't interpret that data, I'm sure of it.
Unless Unity can. But even then, that guy needs to use those facilities.


How do I order parts? Do I give the letter to the guy at the auto shop in Loppe or what?

what do you usually do with letters?

Where's the "outbox"? Where the fuck can I post this letter?

yellow box on the side of the store, next to the door.

You could've just said to post the god damn letter at the store, you nigger.

and then you wait for a call the next day that tells you to come to the store and pay and pickup

inb4 this dev has autism and models the entirety of finland in this game somehow.

Great taste in music my friend, confirmed by Double Dubs

You know.

Does food rot if I don't put it in the fridge?

and you could've googled my summer car mail and get the answer right away.

not yet at least. I'd imagine it's on the list of features considering he modeled the fridge.

What game is this?

CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

holy fuck what the shit did you do

didnt know it was possible for the car to desintegrate like this… you must be retarded to unscrew every fucking piece and try to run it

Literally HOW

Nice…

This looks boring as fuck.

Auto Modellista for the PS2/GC

Thanks for letting us know gay

this must be staged

Say, is it just me or does that Datsun somehow magically burn fuel.

I've made small test runs and I've had to go drive to the god damn fuel pump three to four times no with that god damn jerrycan.

Shit's absolutely horrible.

Just thinking about packing everything up and driving the car to the gas station and do the tuning there.

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it shouldn't use much fuel. I've not noticed it using any more than the other cars.

pro tip do not try to get into the septic tanks

Every time I want to go to a town I fuck up and crash the car then die.

Your engine's running really rich, lean it out. You won't lose performance.

Image spoiled if you want to figure it out yourself.

Yeah, it's running a little rich. Not that much, though.
Does it REALLY make all that difference?

Also: fuck tuning the carb without a fuel mixture gauge, man.

I know it's fairly unrelated, but have my OC pertaining to CARS. It's a bad joke my normalfag brother and I came up with.

just look at the exhaust smoke

you're right, it's unrelated and it's a terrible inside joke that no one else will most likely find funny. i don't really see why you posted it.

how to turn off the burp sound?

Hook up the muffler

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i cant turn the van on

You have to let it warm up first before cranking.

i clicked on the ignition once and waited for 20 minutes then clicked and held it down but it does nothing

Failing letting it warm up, just hold the ignition and pump the accelerator a bit. Usually starts it for me.

i think I turned it on but it doesnt move when pressing w even if i press z or click on the hand break

You'll know if it's on when it revs when you hit the gas. Right click the hand brake to release it, shift into first, and just hit the gas. Autoclutch will handle the clutch for you. If none of that works, check your binds.

is the van normally extremely slow

Look man, I just spoon fed you enough, figure this shit out, it's not hard.

ive been doing this for 3 hours, i'm too retarded to figure it out by myself

also i inched into the barn because i couldnt figure out how to reverse the car, i went into the options and set "reverse" to a button but it doesnt do anythnig so now my car is stuck

i also drank that bottle next to the axe and i am now drunk and it's giving me a headache with no sign of stopping, how do i fix this? the game alone gives me a headache but this is unbearable

pls hlep

right click on the handbrake twice, shift all the way down to go reverse

thank uyou

Have you never seen a manual transmission in your entire life? Let alone play a video game? Its not that fucking hard to explore the functions.

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Is this a game a normalfag simulator?

Because it really looks like a normalfag simulator

normal fags would buy an already made car and wouldnt play a finland car fix simulator

Do you actually think normalfags assemble car engines as a hobby? You'd have to be autistic on the level of an average Holla Forums person to be this dedicated to what's essentially a car mechanic's work as a hobby.

i know some people who do it out of necessity. one guy had his neighbors asking him if he could change their brakes too while he felt like pic related

That's why I mentioned it being a hobby in this game. Big difference. Some people are IT support by necessity, it's their job. Some people assemble computer hardware for fun.

id argue its necessity in the game. you wanna go places without your shit ass work vehicles, you want your own car. walking is stupid and using a work vehicle for not work is unfulfilling in game and gets you fired in real life

No, this is autism, like train autism.

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no this is autism. like the Lirik faggot dropped this game after 20minutes or so I heard

see? he is retarded

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holy fuck this dude sucks at playing
how can people watch this kind of shit?

The guy from the store called me and said I have to pay for stolen gas, what do?

go pay?

What happens if I don't?

Cuck Alert

Mega Monetary Cuck Alert

Satsuma top speed about 220 kph?

what is wrong with this nigger, he doesnt even know how to sage

bump

right now nothing but dev wants to add jail

you can't buy anything in the shop until you pay

Added more Finnish songs to that one dudes compilation and did my best to normalize them.
ETA: Tomorrow, maybe.

game over?

I still have no idea how you guys manage to flip this shit.

make sure to empty the poop tank and release the parking brake.
I managed to get mine back up by using just a beer case, the hose and pushing. It did take 5-10 minutes though. push on the wheels or use the tractor.

Going 70+ kmh on dirt is how I make it happen.

I can't find the crack, is it in a separate download somewhere?

Pirate an old version and transfer the crack files (some .dlls and stuff) to the new one from the MEGA. Should work fine.

Don't

I built a virtual car in a video game while listing to authentic finnish music and am now driving a drunk 'guy' around in my 'van'. Meanwhile, my real life is falling to shambles.

At least tell me how to get rid of the drunk guy. I take it he'll give me money if I drive him home?

The only dropoff spot for him that I've found has been when you drive past your home towards Loppe, past the wood guy at the house that has a white fence. There are others though.

Too late, already saved the game and reloaded, guy disappeared.

Say, does he give you any money for bringing him home?

like 240mk if I remember. not worth it unless you want a reason to go out at night.

pushing the car over the pit with the van was definitely not a good idea. Altough i'm pretty sure i can still tough all of these out.

why not just push with your hands?

IS THAT THE POURPUSE OF THE HANDS?!?

holy shit i have wasted lot of time pushing the car with the tractor, van or just with the car jacks

felt too slow tbh

Markka takas saatana.
Vittuun EU
Hiekka neekerit takas aavikolle jumalauta.

Vinkattu mielenterveyspoliisille.

ulos talostani senkin homo.

what the fuck did you think it was for?


well I hope the fastness was worth the fucked up body

I've been having enough fun with the game that i don't mind restarting. Maybe this round i'll buy all the cool parts before assembling

mediafire.com/file/dqqau0v08jj5fti/MSC_Radio_Folder.7z
Finnish pre-1995 music normalized manually. Top quality youtube rips

thanks pekka

Why the fuck is there a thread for this early access garbage?

because fuck you

Because it's comfy as fuck, that's why.

i think my tuning was a success

it is definitely a thing. my brakes flat-out refused to work until I bled them.

Wash your ass you dirty motherfucker.

i actually spent like fifteen minutes in the sauna at maximum heat, throwing water on it constantly and my dirtiness refused to go down. i gave up on it

you dont stack it, you throw water, wait for it to drop, repeat

I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING START THE VAN HOLY SHIT
EVERYTHING SHOULD FUCKNIGN WORK BUT DOES IT? NO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I EVENTUALLY FIGURED OUT THAT THE HANDBRAKE WAS FUCKING FUCKED FUCK
SO I FUCKED THAT INTO FIXING
BUT IT STILL WON'T WORK
NOTHING WORKS
EVERYTHING IS SWEDISH
AT THIS POINT I'M JUST GOING TO CALL IT GOOD AND PISS ON EVERYTHING AFTER ALMOST KILLING MYSELF FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER

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ITS NOT THE IGNITION

MOTHERFUCKER
I GOT IT WORKING
THE CAR RAN
I JUST NEEDED TO CHANGE GOD DAMN GEARS
I THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS AUTO
BUT LIKE
THIS SHIT HAPPENED (PIC RELATED)
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE HANDLING IN THIS FUCK IS GARBAGE FUCK
FUCK
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NEEDS SYSTEM AAAAA
IN LESS THAN A SECOND I CRASH INTO MY OWN HOUSE
BECAUSE THE ENTIRE CAR DECIDED TO LEAN TO THE DAMN RIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

git gud retard

I will. I'm starting to enjoy this game
I misclicked on a outhouse when everything went wrong so I had to restart the game. 'Horrible' considering how much 'progress' I had in the game.

At least you didn't accidentally punch out the window while drinking a beer and flip into a ditch.
Also, is the woodcutting job bugged? I brought a flatbed of wood for the guy, but he doesn't seem to want to accept it. Unless I missed some kind of dropoff area, I don't know.

>it happened again
I am changing this motherfucking keybind.

so i lost my muffler somewhere in the back roads of finland and after driving for literally an hour along the path where i know i lost it, i simply can't fuckin find it anywhere. i can't pass inspection until i find the son of a bitch and it's not at the landfill. what do i do?

IDK if the cherry bomb in the magazine passes inspection, but it might be your only chance now. IIRC it's pretty cheap anyway.

it doesn't, i tried right before i quit for the night

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Does anyone playing have a sick Eurobeat collection? I'll put one together and share it if not

super eurobeat (check the share threads)
most of the crap out of konami's games
you can also find some high quality rips

someone uploaded 216 SEB to the share threads, have a look there.

Fug all this time I didn't know you could drink from the sink

you can drink your own piss if desperate.

I would love to have one too (converter in .ogg already if possible)

Do you even finn?

You're not worthy of berating others and their finnishness

I don't know anything about cars. Is this a fun game to learn how a car goes together?

New patch. Hitchhiking and TV fatigue seem to be the new features. Rest is just bugfixes.


You'll not be able to build a car from scratch after playing this game. It will however teach you things like where the carburettor might be or what the main components of an engine are and where they might be.

I'm talking more than 10 feet away, such as the sauna early on.

Also
Do you even finn?

You might be able to learn the basics behind a junker, though. Just don't expect to put any of the more complex components together like the carburetor which are already per-assembled.

Sounds good to me. I'm ignorant as fuck, so just understanding what goes where and what it does would be cool.

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reminds me of a gta 4 mod

I have always hated cars and they didnt interest me.
now Im starting to learn a lot of shit about them and wanting to drive them
I hate driving in real life and dont have the driving license while im 20yo

okay, i love the part of a beta game where there are fun weird bugs and everything, but this is fucking ridiculous

IDK what the hell happened to your bolts. But u checked the "Load Custom Radio" setting in the graphics menu, right?

Don't bully the finns