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Neru exit lol

I forgot goggles was a mod

I will use this to ban everyone who challenges me..

Hail lord Satan

Skyrim belongs to the nords

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thats not the same thing at all, loco
murderer is someone who has murdered
pedophile is someone attracted to children, NOT just someome who has posted cp

Hold the door

He probably would.

Its like game of thrones but with an anime imageboard

The autism is too stronk

stop posting from Italy

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Kill yourself and make Grim the admin

why? also it s ireland

thanks grom, I got it again

I'm the Bard

*Redguards

welcome

You don't even want to know why no flowers?


It happens.

I was registered.
I was accepted.
I had a student I.D.

Someone misplaced a file I needed to apply for student assistance, and so I missed the deadline to pay.

Rip.


I lost mine when safety dance started.
So I just kept rocking it.

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i dont do that though
theres no stash of cp on my computer
i just posted that one pic and ghostie's already public pics(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

It probably would look like it if you were colorblind but I know that flag not just because I like that country but because I've been there
Because I told you to. Here I'll give you a reason :)

Alice went too far

Oh well, as long as it ain't down under or in Africa.

Now I do

at least I got a full 6 hours of sleep!

KILL YOURSELF

Play me a song about the battle of Holla Forums

i like goggles tbh as mod
they have always been pretty good i think but i never was privvy to the gogs droms

BATTLE IF THE Holla ForumsTARDS

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Goggles is a shit moderator

Holy shit. That's incredibly stupid. Was there no way to fix that?

I was BORN IN IT and MOLDED BY IT

disturbing

I really do not understand the people who want an independent Scotland that's part of the EU. That's like getting out of prison because you want to be in Guantanamo.

ADMIN ABUSE
btw when i get unbanned can i be mod?

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OMG WHY HELLO

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eyyy

I bless the rains down in Africa, y'know.


It'll fall out when you have your way with me.


I probably could have tried to get my slot in course back, but I didn't bother.

Stop posting from weird countries and come back home already

yeah

GONNA TAKE A LOT TO PULL ME AWAYYYYYY FROM YOUUUUUU

KILL YOURSELF NOW

KILL YOURSELF

Wake me up

Just means I gotta get a lot of flowers.

if you unban me i can proudly sport the flag of the greatest country in the world full time(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

That's a shame.
Well, as long as you manage.

That raises up the question, have you ever seen the rain?

put through an appeal
banning this IP too
do you not understand what I'm telling you?

Was it a bit ironic that Sci was posting as ireland

like

he's a living potato

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do it already

Potatoes are life
youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

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Why is Mary only 90 on your list?


W-well then...
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Maybe flowers are alright.


Pretty much.
I want to get my buffer back before I reapply.


Yes.
No.

Don't tell people to kill themselves
that literally turns you into Satan

There si genuinely nothing worse you can do than telling someone to killthemsselves ookay
You're a bad person and I'm better than you

idk her and she probably looks bland

God, she's terrible

I thought Ireland had no potatoes.

She's probably Yukari.
Just sayin'.

If I see any of you just bitching about them without any real reason I'm not caring if they ban you :)

YOU CANT JUST RANK A WAIFU WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING HER

I KNOW

this dog looks really happy

are you going to make sci mod

pls no

Whatever

Wow grim nice 180

Buffer? As in savings?

No see I'm being kermit

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Now you lost me.

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besiiides I'm no animal.
gotta be careful with pretty clothes.

Untrustworthy?

*selfie*

I suddenly remembered that once a friend removed me from snapchat cause he told me he didn't like drugs so I sent him 50 snaps of me taking rips from a bong

he blocked me and then 5 days later added me back and said sorry.

Okay I'm done with Kill Bill

This movie is awful

Bitches love cake

heh

Just makin' sure.
I kind of like her character.
She seems like a chuuni
Which makes sense.
Given that she sees into Gensokyou


Yeah, that's right.


I haven't.
but I wanted to look cool, so I lied.

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my dick


No new mods until they're needed

Wow I didn't even open it

Makes sense, if you can't be working as a student.

someone play mobas with me

or buy me overwatch


damn nig

Hey everyone

leegu

That overwatch game looks colorful.

it's pretty simple, too
which is why so many people enjoy it

I just checked and the page isn't broken.

Don't even have it installed

Well then.

I say keep sci banned

I also have to move to Toronto.


Hey, weirdo.


Don't tell anyone.

youtube.com/watch?v=fJTuldpMwCg


word is law

install it

Oh god please don't call me that....

I forget, did you take the degeneracy test?

Why's that?
When going to school, or now?

rare pic of me i.4cdn.org/k/1466806492558.gif

whatever I'm white

Nah I'd only play ARAM
I sorry


Nope~

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My title

bdsmtest.org/

Shiro

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Oppai piggu, etc. etc.

and the love to dress you up can't be ruined like that.

Don't remember seeing that before.

Your secret is safe with me.

What's up Daiblo user?


Probably won't post results


what

"Why" is right here

Say hi

Y-you can dress me up whenever you want...


It used to be called "Bondage Receiver"


Sweet.


Link me on steam, then!

Got Titan Quest on sale. Gonna see if that;s any fun. See any good deals for yourself?

Simple sounds good to me.

/ wrists

KILL ME

No problem.

Ah, yes.
4 of your top 5 items are in my top 5 as well.
But mine is 3 years old and dated as heck.

Night gang ❤️

It's good fun, but it doesn't work well atall.
SIngleplayer maybe, but the Mulitplayer is literally unplayable. We couldn't get it to work when I bought a 5-pack.

How are you doing tonight?


Maybe....
But probably not


Haven't even looked yet sadly
The last few steam sales I didn't pick anything up

I've got way too many ideas to try on you.


nini

ok

see


Take it again for an updated look~


Dooooo iiiiiit.


Try them all.
Or j-just birthday suit...

Whatever


Bad... How about yourself?

So I'v heard. Goddamn Gamespy. And they didn't even bother to update it to not have to be dependent on Gamespy.


Oh that's right, you told me before that you don't game much. I forgot.

Yee.
All of my fucking friends have it
but I don't think its worth $40

I just got Dark Souls: Prepare to die edition on steam sale for only $5

it's lit

Night, scoots.

About the same actually
Why so bad for you?


Nah I'll still game on the weekends, but really trying to dial it back

no way I spammed you loco. I've been wracking my memory over this, and your comfortableness with being possibly the rudest person I've had the pleasure of knowing, appears to me to to have been born in a vacuum. It's almost absurd that I could have done anything deserving of, what you probably think are my just deserts. because I try to be better than the average person, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was me (this was not assisted by the fact I am weary of my unconscious behaviours). but in my mind it's as if I looked at you, only to catch your glaring back one day.

maybe how I write appears like spam to you.
in that I generally write and hit Enter in realtime,
and if I don't get a reply or see the other person typing and think if something else to say,
I write it out and hit Enter. maybe that's bad practice?

/letter

Anime coming out next month.
I'm scared.
Will also take test.


Yeah, it's a shame

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all of them.
so so much fun.

Girls don't really like to talk about it. Why are you bad?


Where's the "tl;dr" version, master?

You have good tastes.
Here's hoping they keep their promise that Payday 3 won't be play to win.

Oh wait, I know my issue with the test now again.
I have no experiences. All I have is "Yeah, probably."

I might watch anime just to cap Kanbe.
Lucia route is still the best, most satisfying route


Ahhh... Please do~


You don't really need experience.
It's largely a "Does this interest you?" thing.

Trying to kill people off in my head
It's not really fun burying good memories and feelings
Also trying to decide if I'm going to LA for 5 days or not


I use to love Payday 2, but too much DLC and P2W

Here are old results

Here are new

trying to reach loco. not sure if he hates me, but he's convinced I deserve every drop of the vileness he spews.

which has left me confused.

Notably different.

mom

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You have to passively let things go... why do you go to LA so much but never bring back any cool souvenirs?

you might be the most dom in animus.

Ya...kinda ruined my perception on the game's lore too. I thought Crime.net was suppose to be this super secret crime organization that was hard to get in, and yet here come a bunch of criminals just walking right in and joining.

He isn't, actually.

I know it was Kanbe, but I thought her first name was "Ohtori", which I know it isn't, so I avoided the name all together.
Shizuru always best.
No to everything.
I'll fill it in.

Lol silly... Loco doesn't hate you

She's just tsun

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I blame people calling me daddy and me liking it


I dunno

I will.

also, washing each other sounds fun

wasit corrupt for you too

uuuu

I considered buying it a few weeks back then it's like $61 in the UK doing a quick conversion. That does seem a bit much for what it is even though it looks like fun.

Macarena.

Shizuru's a cutie, Kanbe is waifu, but Lucia's route is just.
It's the best.

I don't even like Lucia so much, but holy shit.


I'm sorry, Daddy.


This is relevant to my interests.

ofc not. i'm sure grim would be a big softy around the right person.


I used to collect people that hated me.

Now I'm confused when they do.


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It's hard to let things go passively. Even thinking about it stirs up emotions. I should probably meditate more...

Souvenirs are useless. I'd just in up putting it in a box and never looking at it for years. I'd rather spend my money on making better memories


Everyone and their mom had a character and weapon pack for $10 each
Good game tho minus the bs

cough

why not both


one day
someone will buy it for me

I think so but i'm not really sure.

Any of ya gits up for some ass kickin and extra xp?

What did you do with them once you had them collected?


Are you trying to let me go.. ?

Even just taking the test results.
I know at least one person is a bigger dom.


I don't know what to say here.

steamy, hot showers.

and each other to rub the gel

I wish I had the patience or focus to replay all of it.

make sure my mask was on straight.


maybe the quiz is purely sexual. could you imagine a girl putting you in a leash?


Would be interesting to know who has the most dom personality.

You know it's good when you come out feeling even dirtier than when we went in.


Likewise.
I finished everything but Oppai.

But I don't use that laptop anymore.

I don't think I'm supposed to let people know about their results.

Or the price will come down enough to justify buying it yourself.


I was surprised to see Trigger announcing a Little Witch Academia TV anime today.

No. I love you, but I know there are some things I need to work on.

other way around


maybe in a year
but then the game'll be dead.

Oh master -hugs tight- just be yourself

Loco isn't worth anything to you anyway, you shouldn't bother giving it another thought


Like your two irl gfs, huh....

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Same here, pretty much. But I didn't want to repaly another what, 8 routes?

What do you mean by that? You need to elaborate on this offer.

By the way, I'm talking to that diaper person again.

Fug. Who ends a conversation with "I love you" and then stops all comunication?

guess who cares

nobody

Hahaha why do you think I have several irl gfs?

you're pretty fucking annoying amy

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The post ending scene in Luluco was pretty much entirely building to that.

Overwatch

you talk mad shit about people and passive aggressively bully them (is that even a thing or is everyone just one-upping each other's victim complex?)

Because you're a fucking slut

Fucking used goods

get a fucking grip

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Well, to do Oppai now we'd have
Common route, each of the five heroines, moon, Terra, then common again.

Common route probably accounts for a full third of the game, to be honest.

honestly you need to just

detox

stop taking your medicine and live in the real world
learn how to socialize from movies and reality shows, then perfect it by watching people irl

like

empathize with people
great way to make friends

and be normal

but I don't know shit about mental illness so who knows the real solution

True I did think that too. I can't really justify spending that much on a game when I will probably play it a few hours a week at most given the free time I have.


I haven't really properly been watching airing anime for about two seasons now. Saw a few of the early episodes of Luluco though.

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How is that worth money when TF2 exists?

The diaper person, Jack.

Remember the diaper person?

The one Mion was oddly interested in seeing pictures of the products of?

Really, there's more to it than just wearing diapers. Remember?

Something done IN the diapers.

Well, multiple things.

Remember?

how are you so busy ;a;

Oh yeah, for sure.
Gotta do all the secret stuff too.

k I'm done ranting

Grim

Fucking rude woman
Why would I slut around and throw away all the time I invested in you?
Seems stupid to me

Yes

Yes, you made people shit and piss themselves for the manipulative hoe you are I remember.
I can only assume that you took your degeneracy further and involve, what else now?

heheh I think it'd be exhausting to keep trying again.

That's what sluts do best


She can't stop taking her meds, if she did she'll go back to being a man. The HRT makes her emotional and insecure

I still don't even know where all the fucking monsters and magazines and cards are. Like, wow.

I don't even know if I ever found even half of them.

oh right

damn man
hormones really make people crazy

I'm kinda incapable of empathy

Like the only time I've ever felt it was on acid and I couldn't even recognize that I was feeling it

God Shiro's dick is fucking huge..............

Work, trying to find a place to live, dealing with all the everyday shit, socialising in the real world, normie things.

Have you seen what they do to black people?

We get it, you have an obsession with Shiro's dick.

If it's so amazing, hook up with him, god.

No, you are perfectly capable of empathy.

You're not some fucking pure psychopath, that shit only exists in movies

fucking surface to reality

for your own sake

Hahaha wtf are you even on about
Stop messing around baka

no

He lives too far away
Also he has to marry me first and buy me a house

Shiro's huge dick*
Thank you

If it's you...
I'd happily go until I passed out.

Are you a virgin?


It turns them into niggers!

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LOL

see

I didn't. I just did all the common routes, moon, Terra and maybe part of a common route again, then quit.

...

I also want a nice wedding with lots of gluten free cake

I just tried to never skip the common route.
To try to find more whenever I can.


see also

We've already been over this woman
Also kicking out one of the roommates for being a lazy cunt. Might get a house at the end of the year or just hermit more money to get a nicer place further away


fuck this test is stupid lol

Is it someone you wouldn't expect?


that's why you're a 98.


I am always myself. decided a while back to throw off pretense/pretend.
just that it's someone I've known for years, and it's possible I might have lost the thread.
he wasn't particularly articulate or patient with how it made him feel.
I want to determine whether the fault is truly mine.
he framed it as if it was obvious that I deserved his words.

I even get indifference.

he even called me autistic, but didn't explain how.
When I hear the word I consider it a diagnosis for a set of related behaviours.
not everyone is as precise.

I've actually never felt empathy. Like, one of my friends was sitting in her torn apart livingroom with their power off, no food, just got fired, crying, and their life destroyed and I couldn't even feel sad all I could really feel was neutral

maybe cause you're on xannies all the time


oops~

Oh yeah, same here.
Rewrite had so many easter eggs that it didn't became boring.

Stuff like that is fun when it's new, but it loses its charm after a while.

"Keep on acquiring a taste for what is naturally repugnant; this is an unfailing source of pleasure."

Yes, British wizard. But only for a while.

I guess you don't even know which one I'm talking about, then. I kind of forgot you knew about multiple ones. It's the one I e-dated.

But why is Overwatch worth the money when TF2 exists?

REE

because it's new
and blizzard spent tons of money on it

JUST FUCKING DO IT AND SHOW ME YOUR RESULTS.


I'd've expected him to have sub points, or at least switch.


Pretty much yeah.

I hadn't even taken xanny until 6 months after that event and I only took it for like 2 weeks

kinda wanna find out who falls first

This shit is a shooter moba
You thought it does not exist
Well it does now

I hate it when that happens. It's such a reflex to tab out.

I will smack the fuck out of you if you yell at me again

then learn it nigga
it's an acquired skill

when people feel something
imagine yourself feeling it in their shoes

Shiro is only 22 years old though... I don't think he should get marry now


Are you staying in hot ass AZ?


Damn you write so much -reads all that-

Don't worry about what that retard thinks, he's just a retard on the internet. Don't bother investing emotions into it

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If I'm watching a video, or stream
and hear a steam or skype noise.
I reflexively check it.


We both know it'd be me.


the Avast update noise.
Every time.
Every stream I watch.

It kills me.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I'm 24.
My friend keeps reminding me that I'm not getting any younger.
Even though he's older.

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I don't know it.
I don't have Avast.
ahhhhhh

My sister got married at 21... she's so fucking stupid.

She missed out on her twenties, it should be against the law for people to marry at a young age

It usually is
Except for Yemen
God bless Yemen

I can't think of retards on the internet as retards on the internet.
it just seems too imprecise, and almost always untrue.

For the time being
I need to work on my game plan for the future
Money is good right now tho
Boss will match my 401k, throw 750$ bonuses at me, and keeps giving me raises
That could all change with what I want to do


You really want me to smack and choke you don't you?

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You don't think I've tried

Are those sarcastic reasons? :3


Isn't that what TF2 is?

Or way back.
Msn.

I can't be the only one who checked msn 100% of the time when watching youtube videos.


Nothing wrong with marrying young.

Children is a different story.


Finish the fucking test, dammit.


Cruel.
Rude.

Shut up


You're having emotions for text on a screen...


You're too young to think about the future but it's good that you're saving up now :p


...h-hi

How?

Children are really easy to raise... you just have to spank them

It's like that with every messenger

I dunno.


It's...
a lot harder than you think.

Is a 401k a pension plan?

I'm guilty of not checking my skype or steam, to be honest.

But I usually don't get alerts for either, unless it's a new computer.

Isn't the human mind amazing?

turns out reality is overrated. whatever reality is, as we aren't actually sure.

Why's that? Do you turn the alerts off?

It's easy af, i don't mind waking up in the middle of the night to change their diaper


Let it go~ let it go~
But seriously talk to Loco in private

Finished, but fuck you I'm not gonna show it to you
Now what?


Hmmmmm maybe
I'm just trying to constantly better myself
Doing anything this weekend?

I am Divinity Blighted. Bold and arrogant I proclaim,
“None may exist without My acknowledgement!”
It is I breathing fire into effigies of clay
Melting the canopies of heaven with miter and scourge,
After My Own Image.

Nah. I'll find him in here next time.

Exactly that.
Alert noises bother me a lot.


That's not the only hard part.


I'll fucking cut you.

This weekend... getting ready for graduation, I have to get my hair did

hbu?


Um... is that far another song?
Someone out there thinks like you

You lost me, or I lost myself.

Rin is confused!
Rin hurt itself in its confusion!

Are you okay with making that stuff public?


I don't mind taking them to appointments, feeding them 3 times a day, bathing them, buying them cute baby clothes, etc, etc
-wraps my hands around your neck and squeezes- I want a baby... and Shiro is going to give him to me

I will choke you and fuck you in half for being so damn uppity


Oh god please show me you with your hair done :3

I have work tomorrow.. Have some stuff around the house I need to take care of like cleaning and putting my posters up. And of course the gym

I've never been so embarrassed in a call before.
Holy shit.

But it's cool.
I'm really happy.


Why are you strangling me, then?


FUCKING BRING IT M8.

You're the public. What do you think?

Oh crap, and I'm all out of potions and berries too.

Hahaha
How tall are you and how much do you weigh even?
I don't think it'd be fair at all m8
you'd get rektd

Rip. Me.
I hope it's not a nuzlocke.


5'7
112lbs of pure scrappy.

I'll fuckin' floor you and break your arm!

Yeah, I get that.
But I hate being rude, and I'm not attentive enough to notice without alerts

Cooking dinner, bbl

6'4"
240 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal

I'm a god

Nuzlocke is a stupid concept honestly

I can see permadeath

and first species sighting is only chance to capture

but everything else is kinda stupid.

They do, but housework doesn't pay bills. I get pissed if they come into my room and bother me

You could definetly obey the laws without being in the place

nuzlocke?

There's not much more to it than that, right?


A pokemon game challenge.
TO make the games more of a challenge.

Most people know that messaging me results in a Schrodinger's Response.
I am 50% likely to respond, or not to.
And you will never know which until you observe one.


If it's for Tokai, I would even punch out a god.


see

Rule #1. You can only capture the first Pokémon you encounter in each new area you explore.
Rule #2. If one of your Pokémon faints, you must release it. It is dead.
Rule #3 (not technically an official rule, but widely encouraged) You must nickname everything.

You'd break your hand
I'm too much of a man for you to handle
It looks good doesn't it

Rule 3 is ass.
Rule 1 is fine, but so RNG dependent that it's frustrating.


That sucks.

if you really want to make the pokemanz games challenging then have a challenge where you can only catch pokemon up until your belt is full and then can never catch another pokemon ever again

with permadeath

Ah.


Still don't know about it.
nvm read the post.

actual reasons people buy games

Bring it.
I'll shatter you.


Monotype runs can be really intense.
Especially if you combine it with permadeath.

Shut up before you get hurt
You got the results

I FUCKING KNEW PUTTING MONEY ON BREXIT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

I just won £40!

Don't tell them that.
I was having fun.

How much did you bet?

A tenner.
Odds were 4/1

Alright, I'll do it, I'll play pokemon platinum with these rules
I'll call it fishlocke

Started playing OW
Had to drop it

Not bad I guess. I always found the term brexit wierd. Makes me think of a breakfast bar or something.

Booo.

Why does that bitch have a helmet?
Is she retarded?

must be retarded*

She's an architect, dumbass.

Somewhat, retard moe or something.

This makes me smile inside.


Well, you know me, I remember when horse races was a thing, I made enough fake e-bucks to both buy someones butt virginity and a outbid everyone on a date with Elma. I'm lucky like that.

...

She's cute

Btw, defrosting and cooking waffles with pasta and fancy tomato pasta sauce.

I'm finally eating good tonight.

And it's a bicycle helmet..

Don't worry I won

my foot fell totally asleep

Architects would only wear protective helmets if they're ever on jobsite, which is never.


Eugenics when?

That's what they make retards wear.

I could never really get into gambling. I think it is partly being so out of place in a bookies and not knowing how the slips work.

Wut?

I just do it for fun.
I'll never put money on anything serious.

Like roulette, that shit is dumb.
In a sense, I'm gambling right now; I dunno if I was supposed to defrost these waffles, or if they're in date.

...

soaifbsdihbgdflghb

Just toss her in front of a train.


Depends on the level of architect.
I am routinely in calls with them and they never leave their offices. Any architect for retail never does anything other than draw up plans in an office, consulting with structural engineers.

Did you kill one for me too?

True, I suppose I gamble daily having my pension invested in high risk unit trusts and OEICs.


It is sensible though.

Who hired you?

even though my headphones are broken this game's music still sounds bretty good

I murdered 16 people with a new character
Best I had was 37

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I never am on site.
Or even the office.
I am a glorified secretary for a family friend's small company that is horrendously understaffed so they just let me do it from home since it's just emails, calls, and managing sub related shit.


No one wears a helmet in public that isn't retarded.

3rd party recruitment company, I bet.
It is the only reason I work in warehousing now.

And I'm frail as fuck.


Pension?
You won't live that long.

Spend it all on qt, tight boiholes.

subs are the fucking worst. they always leave shit a mess and fuck shit up without realizing
oh and half the time they're late

I've seen that lots of people in London do when I've been there but their roads are so much busier and their drivers give so much less of a fuck. I've never worn one though.


My employer puts 8% of my salary into one without me making any contributions.

Character name is swedish, what do I name my rival?

Lempicka

The supers mostly deal with the subs directly.
I just call them to bitch them out and occasionally looking over contracts to see if they tried to slide something in or use intentionally vague language to get out of doing what they are actually hired to do.
Most of my "job" deals more with doing shit I'm way underqualified for related to the PM side.

Oh yeah, the pension fund law thing.
... I guess boiholes will have to wait, when you're 80

Mohammed

Should probably have some kind of private pension in place. Everybody knows the welfare state is going to fall down by the time we reach pensionable age.

...

I love you so much right now.

w-what?

friend is a strong word

'Oh yeah, that pension you're saving?
We're just gonna throw it into the hole in the ground we call the debt'

Gary was a cool rival, this guy just looks like a dork

All of the rivals look like massive salad tossers.

SlApPiNg BaSs


gary da best

even in the anime.

Who is your Holla Forums rival?

I'd say mine is alcoholism

Gary always had bitches with him
That guy knew how to keep a harem
Totally not a salad tosser unless he's compensating for something..

Wasn't aware you could have a rivalry with alcohol.

Hail Lord Satan

Friend or not anyone touches my PC and they die

what scum.
had a lady 'fire' me the other day because my work is too expensive. talked to her husband and he called his own wife a bitch, saying she's crazy and doesn't know what's good for her

He just wanted to tongue Ash's anus.

Ewwww

Because of the cooties, right?

Yeah I wouldn't count on the state pension for anything. Although to be honest if my employer didn't pay in for me in my mid 20s theres no way I would be making contributions and that is desptite working in investments. It is just way too far in the future.

I watched Threads the other day and then I spent the whole night being mildly anxious about nuclear war instead of sleeping.

The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!

no clue why i told you that. i had written a lot more about shit that happens and felt like at least saying some

Well I don't give anyone enough attention to bully them consistently.

That and booze seems to be my match every time.

I would be scared if something like that happens *~*

those fat fucking mammaries

That's one expensive foot massage.

He kind of wants me to become a full time employee and slowly groom me into becoming a full PM since I have a knack for spotting the little things and generally great at the only thing that matters: being an asshole to subs so they do their job.
But I kind of like how it is now since it's pretty much not even really working and getting a salary and lets me finish school, even physically attending classes.

Figures a depressant would be the only thing to cause much of an impact physically compared to the shenanigans here.

i don't work much but when I do I charge for it but make sure it's fair
feels good. i need to do more though. ONE DAY

Is kerfuffle actually a Canadian word?
I'm so used to that word.

I'd bunker down someone and kill everyone else on sight

somewhere*
FUCKING CUNT

...

We'll be burned alive by Lord Satan flames

Then why are you so keen on joining the military and making relatively terrible wages while giving up so much autonomy?

i miss those days


tbh i need someone like you here. everybody here is a nut

how2cure loneliness

maybe with a new thread

Tthe Evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man, shall he walk amongst the innocent, and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth

Satan will not grant us a true paradise?

find a qt subby bf

friends just make you all happy and shit and then leave you and never talk to you again
0/10 would not recomend

It hasn't worked for the better part of the last decade. But maybe this next thread will be different.

You're edgy ;~;

knowledge. pay would be complete shit for years but then I'd just go meme it up with somebody who could use my knowledge.

guess I'll go with piplup for a starter

The only thing that really hurts me is I'm not fluent in Spanish.
The supers are since that's pretty much what every laborer speaks but I can only decypher the gist of what's being said on the fly.

Or you could die in a tragic "accidental" car crash and not have to worry about any of it.

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Name it Skuntkneesscraper

you can't nickname starters until you get to the names guy or something cause it didn't give me the option

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