Tfw took the yellow-pill

who else here realized elves are the master race?

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Elves are shit

Orks and dwarfs are the best, they create, craft and build
And elves just shit from their trees in forests and try to stop progress

Next time post Fantasy ones. They are exactly like Eldar but never fucked up.
But then again why post elves from universe that still have dwarfs?

Wait did you just said that Orks craft and build?

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Humans = Americans
Orcs = Niggers
Elves = Swedes

You could've at least posted better elves than the fucking Eldar.

I want to pat an elf's head.

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Fapping to elves is one step away from fapping to interracial cuckolding

elves are usually snobby as fuck and doesn't let anyone into their place. Swedes are way too fucking eager to take millions of niggers in and let them nig as hard as they can.

I miss hitler.

WE WUZ NOBLEZ N SHEEEIIT

What if it is rape?

I thought elves were more like Asians


Creating weapons counts as creating

That's pushing it greenskin.

You know exactly what you are trying to provoke and its anything but actual discussion about video games. Go back to neo-8/tg/ that managed to stay not shit for a grand total of 2 months since its creation.
Also

YOU FILTHY ELVES, YOU NEED TO BE MORE PROGRESSIVE AND ACCEPT ORCS IS YOUR COMMUNITIES, DON'T BE BIGOTS.

It's ok. We already know you posted this:

WE WILL DESTROY YOUR ECONOMY YOU GENTILES

You can't put interest rates on leaves faggot. Go bother the bearded manlets.

This. Tolkien's orcs were the real good guys. They were industrious, unlike the faggot elves and the clueless humans.

WE WILL MAKE THE MEN GET IN WAR WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T OBEY.
WE WILL ENGAGE EVERY RACE IN THIS WAR.

This guy gets it

You can't fool me you filthy mirage tank

Halfchan MUST be here, if people like this are making threads.

Elfs are only for onaholes, and even then they are worthless.

In your dream, user

not like I can't hide in plain sight

I know you

Why are people who play elves the biggest faggots?

elves are only good for slaughtering, not even eating, dirty bastards have a lot of parasites and viruses for sure

why's it yellow

They are in the same tier as Griffith fags I swear to God.

Do edgy elves count?

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Fuck any deer or goats recently you living carrion?

gee

Besides sex slavery, elves are completely worthless and should be purged. Only two kinds of people play as elves, healsluts and effeminate cucks

OFFICIAL RACE TIER LIST

1. HUMANS
2. Everything else besides elves
3. Elves

What the fuck.

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As long as it has tits.

What kind of Orc are you?

All animals have tits, would you fuck a swine? It's meat user, you cut it up and divide it amongst your strongest warriors, the grunts get the bones and fat.

AROUND ELVES
TOUCH YOURSELVES

I would adjust his statement: So long as it has really nice tits. Also a shapely frame and a pussy help. I mean are you seriously going to stop and think "What even is the Lady of the Lake? Should I be sticking my dick in this?"? Maybe I've been playing too much of The Witcher but honestly all bets are off if it visually appears hot enough and the hole I'm trying to fuck appears to have no teeth.

tbh elves are more like Argentines.

They're fucking niggers but love LARPing as aryans.

Fuck off pansee.

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KILL ELVES

Oh boy more shi/tg/uy threads

A swine is at least sentient, though.

If it's ugly, kill it

they live longer, theyre prettier, theyre more magically inclined, in peace they spend time mastering something and they probably have fairy blood. its just a damn shame we dont have elves making video games.
anyone who says elves arent objectively among the top tier lifeforms are lying to themselves.

i like humans but i hate how they're often the balanced race

Why even live?

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That's not how it works you fucking faggot. Orcs take the elves, skin them alive, then process the meat and eat. Ogres will eat them however they die. Meat's meat, only the weak will object.

Don't try and push your faggotry onto us

If a human fucks a goblin, does the child become an orc?

It becomes a gnome

Not this shit again about "muh Elf superiority" and how Elves are "the sophisticated race." The entire Elven race is based around pretentious attitude and being holier than thou. And no, I'm not advocating for Dwarves or Orcs, but Elves never seem to shut the fuck up about sucking their own cocks. No one cares about mediocre piss magic or having enough dexterity to twiddle your thumbs in your own asshole until it's on fire. Don't say you're tired of all these race circlejerks either because the first fucker to talk shit is almost always an Elf. Stop having all your combat based off of hiding too, you can't complain when someone with higher HP drags your scrawny pretty boy ass to the ground. Learn to lift and git gud. Or are all Elves incapable of hard work?

more goblin porn plz

Elf propaganda is pretty weak tbh fam

Dragon Age Origins was pretty good at that.

A huge stretch of logic. First, you would be the one "cucking", and for that she has to be taken already, meaning married or at least engaged. I don't have either an obligation to fuck any human hambeast that happens to repel every guy that sees her.

They got guns too, and flying boats. That's gotta count for something.

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ELVES


DWARVES

HUMANS


ORKS

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Actually triggered

Your narrative doesn't make any sense, friendo. You're only spewing negative propaganda about orcs, probably out of envy.

no, you get a half goblin. also, those goblins are too pretty

Not this shit again about "muh white superiority" and how whites are "the sophisticated race." The entire white race is based around pretentious attitude and being holier than thou. And no, I'm not advocating for mudslimes or jews, but whites never seem to shut the fuck up about sucking their own cocks. No one cares about mediocre natzi science or having "superior culture" that you only use to fellate yourself. Don't say you're tired of all these race circlejerks either because the first fucker to talk shit is almost always a white. Stop having all your combat based off of INT too, you can't complain when someone with higher END drags your scrawny pretty boy ass to the ground. Learn to run and spread them. Or are all whites incapable of taking a proper black cock?

It's positive propaganda though. Even the Dwarves eat elves on occasion. Elves are like deer or other woodland creatures, they only know fight or flight, mostly flight. Just chop down their trees and they fall off the branches like meaty apples.

Fairies and Inchlings > Elves

elves use bows for a reason, they are incapable to fight hand-to-hand
no resources to do that as they live in forests
again, they live in forests, they're not as clean as you think
the only difference between male and female elfs are breasts

i think short dwarven temper is due to their short arms, they have to be extremely aggressive while theyre fighting, the ones who werent got eaten by cave bears

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elves are what happens when fairies want to try the pitiful mortal game.
inchlings are what happens when humans want to try the fairy game.

They're tiny, adorable miracles of the universe, I tell you.

shortbows do not require much strength to draw, if you see an elf with a longbow then the bow is probably just paper mache

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oh my goodness

Again

I'm not buying that.

don't forget to milk your elves and keep'em happy

A gnome?

You don't know shit about Orcs. Tolkien created them because he was a Catholic Luddite who was afraid of the total industrialization of humanity and the exploitation of natural resources. Elves, being mere animals, are only good for their flesh, bone and hide. Orcs, or at least their traits, are the future of mankind.

Dorfs are best.

Is there a fantasy setting where all the races have mixed to that point that they are indistinguishable, and everone is some kind of human/elf/orc/dwarf hybrid?

The only thing and elf is good for is being n unwilling cock sleeves.
Elves aren't people and deserve no rights.

Fuck you gnomes are the best

Yeah, it's called Sweden and it's worse then hell.

What game is this?

put that away

Calm yourself, aspie.
Here, more evidence that no orc would eat an elf.

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I don't believe that he is

i'd rather have elves milk me

male elves have vaginas, they have 0 testosterone in their body

Griffith did nothing wrong.

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HUMANS:


ELVES


AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

I need a new mouse

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Just buy a tablet.

dropped

Dwarves are just as bad as elves.

Nord pride, Nirn wide.

Dwarves are just manlets, it's the reason why they're always comic relief no one takes a manlet seriously.

ORK DA BEST

You have much to learn.

Wrong again, male elves do have a penis, but the size is… well, at least they look qt.

trash
trash
TRASH

HUMAN MASTER RACE. And by human I mean whites and northeast asians.

humans are tasty

that's why you keep'em milked and happy, so you can use them to milk you

Saved tbh

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Sorry alien I can't hear you over the sound of human superiority.

spoiler nigger, or the thread will get bumplocked

typical animals

if you cant hear maybe you blew up already

nah man, male elves aren't even male, male elves don't exist

More than enough.

Master race if you love dicks, and getting owned by said dicks.

what happened to that gook?

northeast asians are the true master race, everyone else are lesser beings.

Don't get uppity now.

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northeast asians are just like all other asians, slanty-eyed ricefarmers

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I guess this is the same guy. They're pretty funny.
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no no, elves milk you, if an elf asks to be milked you give them the backhand and rape them in the ass

you know handwriting japanese must be such a chore, nips might as well draw ms paint comics to communicate instead

Take a wild guess.
The image is what she wanted
The orc probably cook her a meal and then walked her back to her house

I'm not into the yellow pill or anything, but I'd racemix with that elf.

Nope.

i'd racemix with her if i had a condom

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Right. That makes them hermaphrodites, which is still gay.

orc-elf is always vanilla. You can't rape the willing.

Yeah well that wouldn't be racemixing then.

It's racemixing in spirit.

literally trash

This. It is never rape with an elf.


And you would wasting semen into a plastic bag instead of using it to fill up an elf womb.

Spiritmixing?

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elves are not for abuse, they are for love, milking, harems, and impregnating.

Further evidence to back my claim
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Got any elves with small, cute rods to milk?

That gay you faggot

is arcanum the only game where you can holocaust elves?
typically i can't stomach darker fetishes unless it's elves getting it.

anyone else like this?

this all i got with small rods

A shame there isn't more, but thanks.

Imagine how much strength is needed to draw a longbow.

Do you just keep reading the same fantasy book over and over?

Elves are more nimble, healthier and longer-lived. Plus generally better at magic. And definitely not any worse in melee than humans.

Elves live wherever the fuck they want. And having a city in one location doesn't mean there isn't a mine or quarry nearby, you retard. Pictured - an elven city

Cleaner than humans or dwarves

There must be something wrong with you

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Nigger please are you trolling?
It's not for naught Swedes are considered the one of the most beautiful people in the world according to most polls.
They we achieve three times as many nobel prices in science per person than us Americans, so that counts for something.
Please read above.

My fetish game is playing as a villain and then corrupt the land of elves until it's only a wasteland then turn their villages into either skeletons or oppress them, then wait until the Capital sends help and turn their heroes to my side and then genocide them Like Sauron should have done.

We need more games with elf genocide.

Elf sympathizers should be killed

I dont know why I feel so bad watching marie rose making that awful face.

She's also Swedish

No shit, sherlok…
Now that I think about it, an elf Marie Rose being fucked by orcs would be pretty noice.

I know. So am I But I would much rather fuck honoka

Rasblandare!

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What do you expect from someone that can't even spell "elves"?

det är inte mitt fel Honoka är bästa tjej. Dom är ett sött par dock.

I literally couldn't stop staring.
I must know. what is that clown doing?

What about LotR/Hobbit/Silmarillion?
Saruman did nothing wrong. Modernized his nation and created a strong army, defeated only by plot armor fuckery and surprise attacks.

I dont have a clue, clown stuff I guess.

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Literal japanese niggers

Orcs are cool. But Dwarves are best.

Humies and Knife Ears a shit.

"White Hand feeds us with man-flesh" for starters.

That's really stretching it.

Those uruk-hai aren't gonna breed themselves.

IT'S NOT RAPE IF IT'S A ELF!

Falling for selective propaganda fed through the palantír of Orthanc by Sauron also counts. And explain how was that "nation" called and who belonged there. He only needed a rainbow-colored flag to gather all the misfits under it and… oh, wait there.

what need is there to sympathize with a flat out superior life form?

Anta Baka!

exactly

I don't know many kanji, but it's not really that bad.

Where are the unique races at?
How about subraces?

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Source? Reverse search didn't find anything.

First of all, he betrayed the purpose he was sent to Middle-Earth for by his master, Aulë. That was the most wrong act of his. He was supposed to defeat Sauron, not "befriend" him, read: become his de facto lackey.

hiuna hayami on gelbooru, pics unrelated, just more elves packing something else.

fucking christ, I even like /zoo/ but that was fucking disgusting.

what was it?

look at what I said then guess bestiality with pigsthey have really fucking gross dicks

hiuna hayami

Mer are shit. SHIIT!

Dunmer are honorary Men.

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Me too but what is the alternative?

What?

I want to know too.