The end of the month has come. You're favorite funposting rabbit rabbit thread is back!

Does that mean that if I say this while wanting a cute rabbit loli to hug, I'll get one?

Fuck no. It's nice the first day, then you get a week of muddy brown slush and compacted ice on the roads. It also lowers the air temperature making it really fucking cold.
Admittedly that doesn't affect me much as a NEET, but it's still ugly to look at.

I've heard anons say they've had some pleasant dreams about Tewi after saying it. You just might get your hug and more after all. Will definitely help to practice your dream recall/recognition and focus your thoughts on her before you go to sleep.

The roads might look gross, but once the snow builds up enough your yard should still be all nice and pretty, or if you're in a more rural area you'll get quite the pleasant view.

It didn't work user, and like I promised, you're getting bullied.Just out of curiosity, do you actually jerk off to Tewi lewds or do you just download it for no reason?

Please don't bully. Occasionally. I make/play as her in h-games sometimes too. Why do you ask?

My luck has been pretty god since I stopped doing this.

NO FAP NOVEMBER LETS DO THIS

Tewi is shit and so are these threads.

Don't listen to her lies

I'm glad you're doing well even without using the charm.

Not rabbit recommended.

Rude.

Gotta agree with the bunny on this one. Losing one of life's only reliable pleasures, even if only for a month, sounds awful.

I just want to remind you that every time you jerk off to Tewi Meiling cries

I remember you from the last thread you didn't answer my question then, rude Why would you be against fapping?

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Being a bully is great. And no one can stop me

why do crying girls give me a boner

hawhaw your id is bab. like tiny toons

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Oh, that just means you're a fellow bully and you just don't realize it yet. I have more of these if you want them.

oh shit it's that time of the month again!

I missed it this month yet had a pretty decent month. I'll try to get it now and maybe I'll have a GREAT month!

Please continue.

Good luck user!

Please no.

pls no
Just kidding, I want to pat their heads with my dick

Please yes.
danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3822
There is about 1400 different pics in this pool and most of it is touhou.
danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10116
And this is a personal favourite.

fuck off you lying hare I'm not falling for it three times, kek is my god and he'll protect me from bad luck

BULLY HIJACK

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you dont even know what "he" is do you

Why did I even bother reading the comments.

I'm gonna pray to Hina, she's way better then Tewi.

Do both for best results.

Bullying is the best way to bring out a girl's natural cuteness.

Honest question, why do you guys like weebshit so much when there's better stuff out there? What does weebshit provide that better art doesn't? Friends? Comfort? Familiarity?

Also, is this vidya?

How can a vampire be so cute?

When you live in california it provides you a sense of belonging when you don't listen to shitty rap music, go to crappy "parties", enjoy watching sports, or lean even somewhat towards the right. Yes, 2hu is vidya faggot.

Not sure I could explain it.
2hu is video games though.

I realized I worded that wrong. I meant lean anything other than left.

I like the occasional comfy or interesting manga and I like porn and doujins. Anime can be difficult to slug through and most of it isn't very good, save the occasional show. Games can vary; but most games today aren't very good.
Where? Weebtrash is appeals to me more than bland normalfag trash.

What do I say in the morning to get Hina's help?

Enjoying the danbooru link?

Cute stuff. I've only watched like, 5 anime series in my life
I could say the same thing about video games. If you enjoy something, then you enjoy it, ya know?

PRAISE KEK

Tewi is a fucking murderer who fried my motherboard. Don't trust her lies.

Praying to a goddess of bad luck might be counterproductive.

It's ok, user. I get it.

Give it a shot, I can respect different opinions.

I'm just curious because I've never had this strange adherence to weeby stuff. I like Afro samurai because it's over the top and dbz and space dandy. But I just can't seem to get into this "cutesy oniiichaaaaaan" stuff, you know what I mean?

I've always thought western shows were much better and just cooler. Like Justice league or the old Gargoyles.

I mean, I have watched anime, but I'm referring to the weeby stuff, like what's in your pics.

You guys are kind of similar to me, I enjoy VNs and hentai doujins, but I don't really watch much anime. Didn't realise there were others of that kind out there.
Yes, thank you.

She absorbs bad luck and misfortune from people and turns it into good fortune, so it's perfect.

Again, I like cute shit, where else can I get cute stuff?

Moe isn't representative of all anime any more than CalArts cancer is representative of all western cartoons. The caveat being that sometimes moeshit can be worthwhile and enjoyable.

Cum inside you.

You should've posted the .swf

Does it still work if I put a reminder next to my bed before I go to sleep?

I've had my own share of pc trouble recently, and it all turned out well in the end. Don't give up hope user!
Hina's job is to take away misfortune and bring it back to the gods. Getting too close to her might risk exposure to more misfortune, though.

I'll keep an eye out for some nice anti-misfortune charms.

A reminder is good for those who tend to forget.

I dunno, a carebare store :^)

I see your point, holy shit, is this where steven universe artists got their education?

Reminder that rabbits are SLUTS

I have no problem with this! :)

post your bunny

you can say that about a lot of things. i thought adventure time was fun when it wasnt teen drama time

I hate you for reminding me that another month is over, Tewi poster.
I feel like whenever I see these threads I have the same miserable things to relate.
Maybe finally being successful in saying the chant will help break the cycle. How can I practice, I can barely remember my name when I first wake up.

What's your name, user?

Let's go for another round

Well I did just post some advice
I hope you'll break out of your depressive slump and be able to look forward to a bright future!

Had a hectic month? I hope next month will be more peaceful. Then again, elections come next month. In any case, good luck!

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Rabbit 2hu please give me the lucks again this month

whoever wins, we lose

Fag

Good luck user!

Not that it's much worse than regular masturbating

Define better

Thanks man.

Not cute enough tbh.

Try something different, like ask Hina for help.

Gee, I wonder who that reminds me of.

Pic related, pls don't make this Holla Forumsitical, it doesn't have to be.

Fag

I-it's not cheating if you're just fapping to drawings. Right?

But dedicating your waifu was just fapping to drawings.

All of this stuff is cool as fuck and is much BETTER than that moeshit or weebshit or cutesyshit, this is why I didn't get why this stuff was SO popular among you dinguses, because there BETTER stuff out there, which is this, so there.

I don't like seeing my waifu in porn though. Lots of it is abuse or being slutty. Even the ones filled with tender love make me sad that I'm not the one with her. I guess that leaves solo nudes, but that also leaves a longing in my chest. I don't want to just fap to her, I want to be with her. To hold and cherish, and love with all my heart.

It's possible to like cute things and cool things, you don't have to choose one or the other. I think you'll find that most weebs like both.

And have you ever felt that way about tewi?

Don't answer this question in this thread.

Look, it's fine if you have your preference but it doesn't suddenly discount things you don't care for. Also, 2hu isn't actually an anime. Somehow.

duck dodgers is totally gnarly and the martian queen is a hot tamale

I-I didn't even like you anyway you, you dweeb! Okay, I'll lay off ya now for this month

But then, why choose to post 1 and only 1 instead of also posting 2?

Liar.

Please don't bully!

Soon its going to be best holiday of the year.

user youre not going to find anything but opinions. in my case, theres just less of those images being traded around. and i for one have a big grudge against warner bros and disney. whats your game here? youre in a themed thread.
if you want we can start another thread and maybe churn out some dank-ass reaction webms and images for the boys to use. i think foghorn leghorn is an untapped well. if i got off my lazy ass id be doing it already. i can think of a few hilarious animations from tom and jerry id like to use too. itd probably have to be on a different board though unless we can come up with a convinient excuse. i know there were a few decent looney tunes platformers in the snes genesis era.
if it makes you feel any better im about to watch star trek with my dad, not gdgd fairies.

You come off as a huge normalfag if all you can say
You generalize everything to "uguukawaii" like you know don't know anything about anime, which is apparent since all you can list is western or localized shows, and miss that people have different tastes.
Your posts reek of new.

I'm more of a Christmas person myself, but Halloween is great too.

I used to be but not so much anymore.

Don't lie fairy. What do you do on hallowen?

huhu is more halloween than christmas i think. reimu has a santa color scheme but the only thing she shoves up your chimney is her foot

Drink and indulge in my old memories of back when I was young enough to actually go trick or treating. Also give out candy to neighborhood kids.

Poor reimu would probably be grateful to even get some coal.

Mfw I've never done trick or treating since I lived out in the countryside. Do you binge watch any horror movies? Cause that's all I ever do.

Not really, though I do have a backlog of movies that I should watch. Maybe I should watch paranormal activity finally.

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Can a rabbit be a nigger or is it just a rabbit?

I've been tending to stay at home or, if I get invited by chance, accompanying parties.
I can't recall Halloween ever being memorable for me. Just awkwardly walking the streets or being a weirdo at parties.
There weren't many kids trick or treating in my neighborhood last year, so we didn't bother decorating nor buying candy.

Nope. I'm rather specific about horror fiction and dislike it in general. I like psychological horror though.
Maybe I'll play Penumbra or pirate Soma or something.

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I wan 2 fug the rabbit

Maybe you'll have the luckiest month of your life.

Is this the Rabi Ribi Rabi thread?

THE RABBIT IS A DEMON SLUT
DON'T LISTEN TO IT'S LIES

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

FUCKING LYING NIGGER RABBIT I FUCKING HATE YOU

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGER RABBIT YOU BRING NOTHING BUT LIES

I didn't say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" when I woke up at 7 this morning and a few minutes later a earthquake hit close to my city everything's fucked, the wicked witch cursed me
send help

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Rabbits are the niggers of nature, they fuck up the woods and breed like niggers.

rabbit rabbit!

Have a game on your phone ready cause most of that film is fucking nothing. I'd recommend something like "REC" or "the descent" Especially if you're claustrophobic

I really should play penumbra sometime

Rabbit Rabbit

It's not the first yet. Stay safe user!

Wouldn't ironing her ears hurt?

The joke is that her ears look like they just clip on to her hair and no one questions if the rabbit ears are real or not.

cute kogasa tho.

I'm not unfamiliar with the idea; I'd just rather not consider it to be the truth because it's sad.

I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT!

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Rabbit Rabbit

i had a dream i got to pet a bunny. just a regular bunny as far as i could tell.
it said that the word rabbit came after bunny, and that rabbit refers to a smaller bunny. i think it was being facetious.

Well said, fellow redditor!

I'll be sure to show this to my other pollacks at /r/The_Donald!

Have some Reddit Gold for that post!

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Judging from her face and the bottles of drugs(caffeine?) and coffee on the table I think the joke is that her brain is melting and it isn't working right due to lack of sleep.

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What kind of dishes would you help 2hus cook?

Pizza

Pizza is tasty. Are those supposed to be yams on there? I'd try it.

As long as it's not pineapples we're Ok.

I love pineapple on my pizza.

Best rabbit art coming through.

No user, that's not ok, you're not ok.

I like this guy's Hinas.

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You're entitled to your own fine opinion.

Hina a cute.

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weebshit isn't busy trying to slap their "complex" themes in my face all day; they're busy trying to be rad and cute.

FUCK YOU LYING RABBIT NIGGER O HATE YOU

👌👌✔✔👌✔👌

>You're entitled to your own correct opinion.
Pineapple on pizza is icky and you know it.

Take it easy fairy and enjoy some Yuuka.

Duck Dodgers is decent, but it's nothing to write home about. Hope you've already left.

I liked Rurouni more than those 4
Trust and Betrayal was in 1999 but it was fantastic

Super rude, dude.

Sorry, but I love it. Works great with any meat and jalapenos.

I liked it too but it's another one of those shows that was watched by normalfags who nowadays run their mouth about anime not being like the other 5 shows they watched on Toonami when they were 12.

You know if these fuckers watched every super robot show made in the 70s they'd whine about anime being nothing but toyetic thinly characterized and contrived toy commercials. They know nothing about anime and treat it like a genre, not a medium.

I also can't believe he posted Afro Samurai, clearly showing he's an underage faggot vicariously watching shit before his time and acting like he's some animation sage. I remember when Afro came out everyone hated it because of how generic it was aside from being about nigger swordsman played by Sam Jackson

I like pineapple if it's alone or in a mix with other fruit cause they're all similar taste, putting sweet fruit with savory food is like putting nutella on chips.
Forgot one Halloween Yuuka

You know what I was thinking? totally off topic, but since they've now made this whole war on pepe the frog why doesn't everyone just start drawing Steven Universe as a nazi?

get the media to go ape shit over Steven Universe being a hate symbol while at the same time triggering all the fat trannies that love the show?

It'd be pretty funny considering Steven Fagverse is made by a Jewess

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Sugar

Pineapple a shit in general.
Hate it. Even piña coladas.

Chocolate pizza a best

It probably wouldn't work since fans of the show will say "The alt right are trying to make the show look bad!" The thing with Pepe is that the media and a lot of the normal fags that use the internet don't really understand the internet or at least image boards and where memes come from, it's easier for them to say that Pepe is a hate symbol than for them to understand that a group can't own a reaction jpg.
For example, if I went around to college campuses in my country and mass triggered people everywhere and left pics of lets just say yuuka, then people will start saying that "Yuuka is a symbol of oppression and hatred!" cause lets be fair here, most people don't know what the fuck a touhou is. Ya know what I mean? Or do I just sound insane? Don't get me wrong, nazi steven universe would be hilarious, but won't get the media pissed off.

Sounds like Tenshi is asking for a beating

I can understand people liking pineapple pizza, hell I even accept that people like mayo and ketchup on pizzas, but chocolate is unforgivable.

A sweet heat works well with something salty and savory if you ask me.

Pineapple is great except when it gives me canker sores.

Never tried it before.

Dessert pizzas are good; just thinner pies and not as heavy on the stomach.
You are referring to desserts, right?

No seriously, pizza crust with chocolate on top is a god tier dessert. Don't knock it till you tried it

you are a subhuman

I shot and ate a rabbit today while grouse hunting. Does this give me more luck because I have rabbit inside of me or less because I killed a fucking rabbit?

Did you keep its leg?

The good luck from eating the rabbit gets cancelled out from the bad luck of killing the rabbit.

You probably got more bad luck from killing it than good luck from eating it.

Do not hunt or eat the rabbits.

Don't tell me what to do.

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I am telling you what to do
EAT CHOCOLATE PIZZA

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Do you need Yuuka to remind you of your place?

You know rabbits are considered pests in many parts of the world right?

Oh, that's what you weere talking about. If it doesn't have tomato and cheese then it's not really a pizza.
It's like saying a donut is a sandwich because it has both dough and filling.

Well this thread got gay fast.

This thread went to shit when those pineapple-on-pizza loving faggots entered this thread.

You are aware that you're talking about OP right?

what do rabbits farts smell like?

This is the worst rabbit rabbit thread ever

And somebody died in an earlier one

You can't defeat that which gets hornier whenever you attack it

Oh, whenever I went somewhere where it's served they often just call it chocolate pizza.

I really don't know what you were expecting

At least that pizza comment led to a bit of discussion, albeit menial, instead of some rp-like posts.

It's halloween tomorrow, what are you fags' favorite candy?
Mines gummi bears

ftfy

Also I forgot to ask, doesn't staying up past midnight on the 1st kinda defeat the purpose of this?

Debatable.

I love chocolates.

It works best if you say it when you wake up in the morning. If you're worried, say it at midnight too.

I like pic related.

I'm sorry for being a faggot, it's just what Holla Forums made me. :^)

any chocolate/peanut/caramel combination

I just fapped 3 times in a row. I'm such a fucking degenerate someone kill me pls

Did you fap to Tewi?

As long as you fapped to sweet, tender loving you should be fine.

shit's gay
someone post the tewi doujin from last month please

This one?

I kind of miss being a teenager when I had the desire to fap multiple times a day. Even fapping once a day is a bit too much for me, I can do it but I don't get any urge to after a few days.

There are a couple of doujin posted in /monster/'s rabbit thread.

Cheating a shit.

Have you considered not being a fucking degenerate?

That's the one.

heh
Yes it is, but rabbit is a shit in general. Stop stealing everyone's luck you demon.

I try but this constant stream of cute, lewd anime girls posted everywhere including this thread on Holla Forums just makes me abandon all self-control

Fuck you and your trips.

Why is her butt so saggy?

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Rude. And I'm not stealing luck; I'm giving it out.

Cute lewds are the best.

Because cheating on your waifu is one of the worst things you could do.

How /d/egenerate are you?
surely it cannot be that bad.

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I'm gonna go kill myself now that I dumped this.

I can't continue this any further, I started blogposting coming in here for no reason at all and it's just pathetic if I keep using Holla Forums as my personal chat board, I need to stop conversing with you guys right now, I'm sorry for fishing for attention

fuck and I forgot my sage ah well I need to kill myself

Reverse ntr is still ntr, user. But that fucking artist gives me a desk punching boner.

Oh right, you've moved on to stealing lives. RIP user from last month.

I don't recall anyone dying or killing themselves last month.

Someone always dies. The next user to die could even be (you).

Halloween demands a sacrifice.

If dubs, I die.

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We sacrifice teeth to the great pile of sugary goodness.

Surely you must know the repercussions of taking user's luck.

How much Tewi is out there anyway?

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Please do not spread lies.

What do you mean? Art? I have close to 10k images.

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Such a great song.

I doubt that. Danbooru currently has 9k images of her.
How many of those aren't doujin pages?

Such passion

danbooru worst booru

From the various boorus, after weeding out the duplicates I got ~9300 images.
Then I've gotten a bunch of images from pixiv, many of which haven't shown up on a booru. There's currently 15,646 works (of which many have multiple pages), though my folder is a lot older than that. I haven't included it in Hydrus yet.

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What if you say 'rabbit' four times by accident?

Man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

You can say it as many times as you want. Three is just a good number.

like
(USER WAS BANNED FROM /a/)

Why? Believe me, I'm thoroughly grateful you dumped it. That was one of the most fappable things I've come across lately.

Third translation will never happen.
nhentai.net/g/158983/
nhentai.net/g/166466/

It's a great fap but NTR is one of the worst fetishes out there.

Rabbit Rabbit

trips of sadness

It's not NTR. It's cheating. There has to be a confrontation between the three for it to be NTR.

By the way, I don't have any fucking typesetting experience, so if one of you wants to take care of that shit for me, be my guess. I'll just translate it.

Udonge: Boyfriend-kun!!

Udonge: What is this thin book?!

user: Ah!

user: N-no…that's…!!

Udonge: I…I'm your girlfriend…but…why do you have this lewd book…

Udonge: Lewd! Lewd! This…

Udonge: IS THE SAME AS AN AFFAIR!

I'm gonna get to work on that, what font do you reccomend?

Tewi: Wow…

Tewi: It's nothing but lewd pictures of boobs and stuff…

Udonge: Hey! Tewi!

Udonge: It's just heartless, isn't it?!

Udonge: Boyfriend-kun!

Udonge: Tell me, okay!

Udonge: While you're living with me

Udonge: Throw out all of these dirty books!

user: Uu…After all, Udonge-chan…

user: Although she has the most wonderful breasts…

Tewi: Hey hey, you want to look at breasts that much?

user: Because I'm not even allowed to touch…

user: That is…

user: Eh!?

Man, what part of "I don't have any fucking typesetting experience" isn't clear? I don't know what font to use. All I can say is, not comic sans. That's literally the extent of my knowledge on typesetting.

Tewi: Here ♥

user: Eh…ah…b…boobs…!

user: I mean

user: Full view all the way to her panties…!

its okay, I looked it up and found the standard doujin font. unfortunately, I'm having some issues installing it but those will be resolved quickly so please wait warmly

Ah well, I went and bothered as well

Why?

I have no objections if you want to continue, I have thermo homework I should be doing.

Because fuck you rabbit-demon and your luck stealing ways.

There is no better setting for a translation work than this. Although i do agree it's somewhat tasteless because of the context, it is still hilarious how this escalated.

She deserved to get cheated on.

Udonge: The main point, boyfriend-kun is…

Udonge: be more rational…

user: …I can't…!

user: Wait…! Tewi-chan…! It…it's awkward right now…!

Tewi: It's all right ♥

Tewi: Since Reisen is facing the other way…

Tewi: Look! Substitute boobs ♥

user: N…no, this situation is…!

Tewi: They're a bit smaller than Reisen's boobs, but…

Tewi: Go ahead and rub them secretly ♥

Tewi: Here…♥

user: Uu…!

major?

Biomedical engineering, you?

He's definitely some kind of Engineering. I know since I am doing Aerospace Engineering and I had to take a thermo class. I then took another one over the summer because I want to kill myself

I HATE YOU NIGGER RABBIT YOURE A LIAR AND A NIGGER

I'll take back. This really is the worst rabbit thread yet.

Physics. Was curious if you were an engineer because from anecdotal experience mech and ee majors seemed to hate that course but petrol and bios had no particular problems with it.

The thread is shit because you like pineapples on your pizza. :^)

Took a bit. I got confused since there was one more line than speech bubble.

I've got nothing important to do, except maybe sleep.

Ah, don't get fed up on the bants, it's all just fun and videogames anyways.

It could be worse, they could be translating the scat doujin from last year.

we can always make it worse user, I could dump some Kurenai Misuzu doujins

its been my favourite physics class so far, but I have a strong stats background. Any specific physics field you're working towards or just general physics right now?

(Panel 1) user: Ohhh…!

(Panel 1) user: S…soft…

(Panel 3) user: I…irresistible…

(Panel 3) user: Squeezing the nipples too…

(Panel 4) user: U…Udonge-chan is…

(Panel 4) user: merely facing the opposite way…!

(Panel 5) user: Huh!? Yo…your butt…!!

Tewi: Ah ♥

Tewi: I knew it, your dick's standing up…♥

Tewi: Hey ♥ Hey ♥ It's feeling good ♥

Ah, sorry. If a bubble is broken into two sections, I might have treated it as two separate lines by habit. A typesetter I work with prefers that. I'm trying not to do that right now, but it might happen unconsciously. I'll try and label each panel/bubble from now on if I think it might cause an issue.

Mostly general but I'm eyeing particle or condensed state.

It is obvious ito tell apart sections if the text bubble's ends are joined together to make a bigger one.

If anyone notices anything wrong in the edits, feel free to point it out.

how do you feel about localization? If you don't mind slightly altering translator-kun's words, I'd make that third panel "Its all in full view" or "I can see everything"

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Bless you anons. Truly this is the best rabbit thread yet.

(Panel 1) user: T…this girl's really…

(Panel 1) Tewi: Ah!?

(Panel 2) user: too lewd, so…

(Panel 2) Tewi: Ha…a….♥

(Panel 3) user: When she gets like this

(Panel 4) user: if I don't get her off once…she won't be satisfied…!

Haha, yeah, feel free to "localize." I certainly won't take offense. I'm not trying to hurry through this, per se, but I'm not spending nearly as much time making sure everything is in natural-sounding English. I can't even 100% guarantee the accuracy of the straight translation. It's nearly 1 AM and I have other shit to do.

Actually, if you have Japanese experience, maybe you'd like to take over?

I only know hiragana and I'm still learning. Namasensei keeps me going, and one day I'll be in your position, able to translate netori at will.

what a blessing

(Panel 1) user: Hm… It's already this syrupy…

(Panel 1) user: If I stimulate her weak point from behind…

(Panel 1) Tewi: Ah♥…Ahhhh♥♥…

(Panel 2) user: The…clitoris…

(Panel 2) user: If I rub the depression a little lower to the right…!!

(Panel 4) user: Fuu…I got her to cum somehow…b…but…

is the magic word mukyuu?

I want Patchouli to ineffectually beat me up

Took a bit since I got confused with the bubbles on my part.

I don't mind light changes. I changed "boyfriend-kun" to "honey" in the first pages.
If it's a narrow text bubble, shorter words would be best.
Lemme pass through the other pages and go back to that one later.

(Panel 1) user: Uhh…this…

(Panel 1) user: Erection isn't calming down…

(Panel 2) Udonge: Honey

(Panel 2) Udonge: Are you listening!?

(Panel 2) user: Ah…yes…!?

Tewi: She's using up 9 speech bubbles throughout this page for one sentence, so I'll put what she's saying in 9 words: "I will make you cum in just a bit♥"

(Panel 6) Udonge: Hm?

(Panel 6) Udonge: Tewi, where are you going?

(Panel 6) Tewi: Hmmm, I'm going out for a bit♥

fug, i forgot to spoiler

yeah pizza, cake, pie, lasagna. you know, stuff lolis eat

(Panel 1) user: If…if this keeps up, I'll…

(Panel 1) Udonge: ? Why are you panting…?

(Panel 2) user thought: I think I'll end up pushing you down…*the insinuation is obviously rape, so if that's not clear feel free to change the wording

(Panel 2) user speech: I have…

(Panel 2) user speech: to use the toilet…for a bit…

(Panel 3) user thought: Once I cum…I'll cool do…

(Panel 4) Tewi: Ehehe…Reisen hasn't put out?

(Panel 4) user: !?

(Panel 4) Tewi: Here
Hurry
Get your dick out♥
You wanna have secret sex?

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I want to eat food with Rumia.

I should try to vary the fonts a bit, especially for moans like here.

There are so many ellipses

(Panel 1) user: No, that…Tewi-chan

(Panel 1) user: Sex is…

(Panel 1) Tewi: Wooow♥ The dick that Tewi excited…

(Panel 2) Tewi: Nnnnnnn♥♥

(Panel 2) user: Ah
AHHH, HO-
HOLD O…!!

(Panel 3) Tewi: If you try…
to calm down…
just cumming…
by masturbating…

(Panel 3) user: Ohh…
OHHHHHHHH…!!

If anyone cares, the sound effect in panel 3 is the same "rerorero" that Jojo uses for licking, like in that scene with Kakyoin and the cherry. The usual sound effect I see is "berobero," so even though I don't normally translate onomatopoeia I thought someone might find it interesting.

Also just realized that I missed two of Tewi's speech bubbles in panel 2. The two on the upper left.

"I love♥"
"Dick♥"

Next page…
(Panel 1) user speech: ah…AH…KU…!!

(Panel 1) user thought: Th…this is…

(Panel 3) user: Dangerous…my weak spot…!!

(Panel 4) user: The groove…under the glans…

(Panel 4) user: She's licking it softly…!

(Panel 4) user: O-O
oo…
cu…
CUMMMING!!

(Panel 1) Not sure…I'm going to guess "spurt" or some such.

(Panel 2) Tewi: Nn…so…
I know your dick

(Panel 3) Tewi: Is already taken care of…

(Panel 4) Tewi: But won't you…
have sex with me…!?

...

what fonts are you using? I can try to do a few ahead of you to lighten your load a bit

Wild Words
and Another

(Panel 1) user: No…but
but…….!

(Panel 1) user: She got so angry
over just a single dirty book

(Panel 2) Tewi: It's fine♥
Just now…I was just helping you masturbate…

(Panel 3) Vagina: So…

(Panel 4) Tewi: Help…Tewi…
masturbate too…♥

(Panel 4) Tewi: I want you to use your diiiick♥
As it stands, I'll cum with my finger!!
Heeeey…hurry…♥

...

Are you doing any? Claim it so we don't overlap.

(Panel 1) Udonge: Hey! Honey!
How long are you going to be in there?

(Panel 2) user: Ah!
So…sorr…

(Panel 2) Udonge: Oh, right

(Panel 3) Udonge: I just looked through honey's room again
I threw out all of the other lewd books!

(Panel 4) Udonge: Since all of those books are gone
Now you won't be thinking about lewd things!

(Panel 5) Udonge: I did it for honey's sake!
Okay?

TL Note: Up until this point I had actually still felt a little sorry for Udonge. But now bitch went and gone too far.

And for the rest of the page Tewi is just going "Ah" to various degrees of strength and legibility.

yeah I'm working on 15, though I'm not really sure what to put for the spurts, I dont like the two that I have now. Also, the hiragana were out of the text box so I tried to patch it closed and fix the things they covered

(Panel 1) Udonge: ?
What's that strange voice…

(Panel 2) Udonge: Hmm…
Well…whatever…

(Panel 3) user: Rrggh…
Shit…!!

(Panel 3) user: Udonge-chan, you…!
You…!

(Panel 4) Tewi: Mm♥mm♥mm♥
Mm♥mm♥mm♥

does learning moonrunes make doujins hotter

You uploading them to sadpanda afterwards? Would be good to put em up as translated.

I just realized I probably shouldn't constantly be bumping this…

(Panel 1) user: Because you won't let me, Udonge-chan…

(Panel 2) Tewi: HA♥

(Panel 2) user: But Tewi-chan is like this

(Panel 3) user: Letting me do it…

(Panel 3) user: I can't help it…!

(Panel 4) user: Udonge-chan's substitute pussy…!

(Panel 4) user: Like this…there's no way I could control myself…!

Actually, I'm one of those poor saps who can't jack off to hentai unless I know the story. So I couldn't jack off to any of this untranslated stuff WITHOUT being able to read through it. But I'm far from fluent, so trying to read through an untranslated piece like this takes too long for the effort. I usually just wait for translated pieces on exhentai or nhentai or wherever.

Translating in this circumstance is especially bad. I can't even take the time to jack off between translating pages. My pants have been tight for over an hour.

I think the font difference might stand out a bit here.
but most people probably wont care.

I'm sleepy as fuck. it's 3AM and I'm typesetting porn.
I'll have to continue tomorrow if no one else wants to pick it it up.
I'll do 14 and go to sleep.

the tease is the best part

what? how? You just see sex and you masturbate that's it, why the hell do you need a story?

Forgot a small detail.
Don't mind me having a bit of fun.
ペロペロペロペロ

(Panel 1) user: N…no matter how often I thrust, it feels good…!

(Panel 1) user: Every single time, this hot stickiness…!

(Panel 2) Tewi: sho gud♥

(Panel 2) Tewi: So good♥
It feels so good!♥

(Panel 3) user: The bumps are entangling my penis from the glans to the shaft…

I'm still not happy with the splurt-ing, but I think the rest of it looks alright. I might go back and resize the font in panel 2, it looks a bit odd

Text carries emotion and context. Just watching a piston actuating in and out isn't the same.

I don't know, man. Some people are really into incest. Some people really like impregnation. Some people get hot for stockings.

I mean, yeah, I'm down for all of that, but I need a framework to go along with it. Is it really that odd? I think if it were that strange, you wouldn't see all these porn movies where they bother to set up the "pizza delivery boy" schtick.

(Panel 1) user: You…your voice…!

(Panel 1) Tewi: Ah
Ah
AHHHH♥

(Panel 2) user: Udonge-chan will hear…!

(Panel 2) Tewi: Ahh♥
Ah♥
Good♥
Feels gooood♥

(Panel 3) user: We…well, whatever…

(Panel 4) Tewi: Cu
Cumm♥
Cumming♥
CUMMMMMMING!!

(Panel 5) user: I want to cum…! Like this…Cu…cumm…CUMMING

What the hell is going on?

...

Tewi: FUAAAAA♥♥♥
CUMMING♥♥

Something terrible.

Progress.

I've been out for a week and this is the first shit I see in the front page. It feels like I've been gone for years, it's a pretty weird feeling

(Panel 2) Udonge: Honey…?
Was that
Tewi's voice coming from inside?

(Panel 3) user: Wh…no…

(Panel 4) user: I don't know what you're talking about…

(Panel 4) Tewi: Ah…
There's still so much semen left…♥

And fin. Because I ain't translating that fucking afterword.

alright, which one of these do you guys like more?

Oh now I remember! It's the NTR doujin from last month. You fucking monster

Here is fourteen.
Also, it wasn't until a while in that I noticed I've been saving jpgs as png. but whatever.

I'm going to sleep, its worse I haven't showered from walking all day.
If no one else picks it up, I'll finish it tomorrow.

the 2nd one.

its the next part. Also, netori != netorare

It was a joy, night night
Until tomorrow.

Like I said earlier, it's not NTR unless all of the involved parties confront each other and the original love is left cold and dry, usually in a very humiliating and depressing manner. That doesn't happen here. This is just simple cheating.

If you need further proof, then know that I can't jack off to NTR at all, but I can jack off to this. So, obviously, this can't be NTR.

It's NTR either way isn't it?
What's the difference though, the gender of the cuck?

They're all the same thing in my book. Betraying your partner is the worst.

And thanks to your collective heresy the thread's past the bump limit and we still have a day to go. Wonderful.

4am usually last until the next day so I I don't think you need to worry about it dying in the afternoon.

I mean, I can't fap to this doujin, that'd be betraying my waifu, but it doesn't mean I can't translate it for the people who will enjoy it.

I'll convert them all and post what we've got on /h/ if this thread dies, worry not.

It's not "NTR either way" there's a big difference.

It's like you're saying death and murder are the same things. It's more than what is in your book user.

This is the correct definition of NTR.

I meant it as in NeToRare and NeToRi
Regardless, what's the big difference?

Just seeing a slut cheating vs seeing the boyfriend get broken and questioning on living anymore is a huge difference. One is just showing a girl with no morals, the other someone losing (part of) their life.
It's like the difference of a character dying off-screen or showing the character get a bullet through their head. One isn't that bad and the other is quite graphic.

A death is a death.

Gonna have to agree here. Whether you bludgeon or shoot someone to death you're still killing him.

Well, that wasn't quite his analogy.

It's more to the tune of: which impacts you more? Seeing a head explosion from a shotgun to the head, or hearing a shotgun blast from off-screen?

Showing the death on-screen vs dialog saying that someone died can change a movie rating from PG to R and a game rating from E to M. It's kind of a big deal.

So I just woke up and I find this.

Is that so?

kek

But that's not the context of this doujin, is this series the MC is a fag and his waifu is overly pure. It all depends on context.

So you guys translated this doujin, good for you. How long do you think it'll be before someone else takes advantage of your work?

If they cared about proper attribution for their work, they probably wouldn't have chosen to translate on an anonymous imageboard without trips or names.

Quads of truth have spoken.

One day left. Even with the reduced visibility, I hope you'll still remember to say it.

hey tewiposter, why do you do this?
do you even like tewi? by invoking white rabbit, are we granting you more meme-murder power or something?

...

Tewi is adorable, and is a great mascot for all things related to good luck.
I make these threads because I want to spread good luck to anons. I want to bring everyone here a bit of happiness. Things don't always go well, and there will be times when you're feeling down. Lots of us are super depressed. By carrying this charm in your heart I'm hoping to see you persevere through life's trials and overcome them with a smile on your face.
Not everyone sees my efforts that way, and many have blamed me as the cause for their troubles instead. But as long as I can bring even one person that happiness and a reason to keep moving forward, it's worth putting up with all the shitposting.

In short, it's because I love you guys!

IS IT CHU THAT CHU TOLD YOUR RABBIT-MATE CHU KILL HIMSELF, CHU?

if I don't hear about this dumb rumour soon, my eyes will go red

2:13 AM!

Why are you saging when the thread is past the bump limit? I guess you still needed to downvote.

oh, you're right

also this "sage isn't a downvote" meme is really stupid, why would you bump a thread that you don't like?

Just finished typesetting these three.
Five left.

Tell me if you care about credit or being the one to upload it to Sad Panda, for whether I post them here or mail 'em or something.

You're pretty sweet, user.
I'd give you a head pat

I remembered it. Let's hope my luck wasn't stolen by this faggot.

Yeah I figured that, but I wanted to sleep so I didn't bother waiting for an answer. Still, the fact is that someone is getting killed, regardless of how they play it (showing him getting killed or saying he was murdered), and that basically makes netori a pussyfied version of netorare, where you at least don't see him in all his cuckness, but still know he's getting cucked. Sure there is a difference, yet the main reason why they're found awful is present in both of them: the cucking of some poor sod. So people are not really wrong saying it's basically the same, it's like seeing someone talk about the death of a favorite character being shown or not like an excuse, and someone saying "but he was killed anyway"

rabbits eat curry

But an important component of netorare is that the guy knows he's being cucked, and there's a focus on that fact. With netori the knowledge isn't present.
I'd say it's more like the difference between murder and an accidental death. Someone dies in both cases, but the intent is very different and fictional works that contain them are very different too.

Hence why I said it's a pussyfied version of netorare
Not a very good analogy there. There will always be a perpetrator in cucking, so in both cases it's a murder. A better one would be being executed and being sniped and dying before you hit the floor

What I mean is that with murder there is an intent to harm someone, with an accident there is not.
The same difference exixts between netorare and netori, and it's why they're not the same.

Most netorare I know of don't require the cucking party to be adamant on making the cuck miserable. There are a variety of reasons as to why the cucking happens, and it's treated the same way. Whether it be forced, intentional or simply for pleasure, it's all treated as cucking and by extension netorare. Take for example the doujin, the guy fucked Tewi fully knowing that he's betraying Reisen, and Tewi fucked the guy fully knowing that she's cucking Reisen. They might have done it for pleasure or whatever, yet they know they are making Reisen a cuck, the only clueless one being Reisen herself. That brings me to what I said before: both include the aspect of cucking, and that's what identifies them the most. That's why there's the analogy of the execution and the snipe, it doesn't matter if you're forced/want/misfire while taking the shot, the outcome is the one that matters

There is a significant difference in feeling whether the one being cheated on knows or not. And the perspective you are looking from: the one cheating, being cheated on, or the one stealing the partner.

so, halloween huh? some pretty creepy stuff!

This is true. I'm fine with ntr as long as I'm the one doing the stealing or the one doing the cheating

ooh scary scary

I really hope November is better than the rest of this year has been. I did the rabbit thing for October and it was terrible. Worst month of the year, even worse than the one when my computer shit itself or the one where my kitchen flooded because the sink got fucked up.

Don't give a damn about how you credit me or if you do it at all.

Just let me know when you post it so I can download the typeset version.

I really hope someone can upload the doujin and translation to sadpanda. You are doing great work.

Thanks user.

Good luck!

I hope November goes better for you too.

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It probably can't go worse than October, but I'm worried it will be as bad as the other months.

my life is shit right now, I need your blessing, you adorable, treacherous rabbit.

I'm no traitor. Good luck user!

Is there an artist name or something on this so I can at least keep an eye for it on sadpanda?

Just got back from a lunch trip that dragged on for way too long.
Gonna finish the edits and ask a bit for quality checks.

Alright, done.
I just need the rest of the images, such as the cover, and the original sad panda page to copy all the tags over.

I'd also like an opinion on this page. Which one looks better?
I'm also not sure if the "aahhh!" font fits, it's a different one from the rest of her dialogue.

Oh, also this one.
Better inside the lines or not?

I like 17a more here

I like the inside one more (14a)

Also, great job both you and the translator.
Sadpanda link: exhentai.org/g/940746/ea545ed27f/

Cover images and all other pages can be found at the nhentai link here:

Consider me triggered.

I like how it lists both cheating and netorare.

That makes sense. Netorare is a very specific type of cheating. Netorare is like the square to cheating's rectangle.

Kind of like how all inseki doujin have the incest tag, but not all incest doujin have an inseki tag.

Thank you, user. We've been wanting this one translated for a while.

t. /cuckquean/

I said it!

It's up
exhentai.org/g/992064/2e1440be1f/

How do I tag this shit.

Good luck!

you misunderstand me, tewi isn't my waifu, pic related is.

So do you people actually exist or are you just a bunch of neckbeards fantasizing?

You want male:cheating for starters.

2016 makes more sense now.

I don't know if I forget or not. Rabbit rabbit rabbit was the first thing to come out of my mouth this morning, but it was maybe an hour or two after I woke up.
How is my luck forcast, Tewi?

If I had more direct control over the nature of the charm, I would make it more lenient. Since that's not the case, I cannot guarantee a full blessing of good luck. Please try to remember to say it sooner next time.
I still wish you the best of luck!

what the hell are you doing

What if we say it when we wake up, then go back to sleep?

I haven't gone to sleep yet, so do I say it when the clock strikes 12 or do I say it when I wake up in the morning?

If you're worried, play it safe and say it every time you wake up that night/morning.

Some people debate on when the first moment of the day is, so just do both.

does tewi paint eggs and give out candy or does another rabbit take up the easter bunny role?

There's virtually no art with Tewi and Easter.

you know whats weird? the new day starts at 12 but the new year starts at 1

A magical month to all.

...

I took a bit to wake up, checked the time on my phone and dragged my laptop towards me in bed. Before turning it on, I remembered to rabbit rabbit, but I only inaudibly whispered it since I don't know if it was voided.
Even if it wasn't it probably didn't count since it wasn't "out loud" nor done with spirit.

The louder the better, though don't feel discouraged for saying it softly.

Posting to the very end. I remembered to say it.

Good job!

I said it this morning, if I don't get good luck then you're getting bullied rabbit. Remember,I know your weak spot.

I said it when I woke up and I've had a boner all day. What does this mean?

That you should thank god you're not doing the stupid no fap thing?

Bullying using my waifu is going too far. Please don't do that.

Shouldn't have posted pic related on /2hu/ than, should you?

i hope meiling is a decoy. ever since the first thread on Holla Forums theres been people trying to bully you.

I go on /2hu/ a good bit and Tewi fag uses that board a lot I'm fairly sure he is a mod. I'm pretty sure at this point Meiling is his favorite.

H-how did you know it was me?

Nope, I can't lie about my waifu.

Correct. I've been a vol there for some time.

It seemed kinda obvious.

I guess I am pretty obvious.