Soy

Sup Holla Forums, I am a real soyboy, I only drink soy milk and I consume soy products on a daily basis, I didn't know the effects it could have on the body until about a few months ago when my breasts got swollen and my nipples became really sensitive. Visiting the doctor, I found out that my T levels were almost completely depleted and I had an unusually high amount of estrogen in my blood for a male, turns out I was sensitive to soy and I was advised to change my diet. The thing is, I really like soy-based foods, they are cheap and tasty and more importantly, I actually kinda liked the changes happening to my body, right now my testicles are noticeably smaller than they used to be, I don't get morning wood anymore and I was shocked to see how cute my face looked after finally shaving this morning.

I never wanted to become a trap but now that it's happening to me I don't really mind it, in fact, I'm actually excited, it feels like I'm about leave my old life behind and open a new chapter in my life, I now make sure to drink at least two liters of soy milk everyday and I've been growing out my hair, I am also now spending a lot of time looking for cute clothes on the internet but I don't want to order anything just. I don't know if I'll be able to pass but I don't really have anything lose at this point and I guess it would better than staying as a lonely virgin, the only hard part would be explaining everything to my mom but I think she'll understand. Anyway, please share your thoughts and tell me what you think, I'll be posting more in the coming months if there will be any progress.

I feel like I've seen this pasta before but I'm not sure where.

DUDE MEMES
this is why this board is shit

Not pasta.

I don't believe you

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Still no soynime in the title, lmao weeb forever being lowest class refugee.

Post face and timestamp, and I'll judge whether this is a good idea or not. It's not a good idea.

show benis and timestamp

>>>/cuteboys/

post bp

I told you this board was gay

Traps are not gay though == but I must report OP for off topic. ==

What the fuck I've been frying chicken in Crisco for years

switch to coconut oil

fug.. in my house it's the only brand we use.

i know those feels

post your penis and pucci plx

You have all been #SOYED

STOP RESISTING AND REALIZE YOUR FULL POTENTIAL

LET YOUR INNER GIRL OUT AND BECOME THE FEMALE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE

WE DEM SOYBOYS

I'd worry more about your blood pressure than T levels really.

Post a picture of you wearing tight underwear already so we can bully you for being a faggot.

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KILL ALL THE GAYS

;^)

Serious question tho:
Why do the bitter virgin right-wingers always turn out to be noodle-armed soyboys when they appear in public to LARP, or get arrested for making threats? Arent they the ones calling everyone else "soyboy" or "cuck" or whatever meme is trendy? What's the deal with this? It's very consistent.

Fake news

soyboys look like feminine males, not skeletons.

This, so much this. Watch this video to get an idea of how ridiculous the "fashy" "tough" guys from Holla Forums and other alt-right sites actually are.

Please watch with the sound off. Just don't listen to the audio.

Does this board even have a theme anymore? You can just post whatever?

Like, say I make a /scatfetishgeneral/ on Holla Forums. Will that fly? It doesn't seem the mods give two fucks what you do so like. What is and isn't allowed?

Bait's obviously good, but other than that. What else can we talk about here? We Holla Forums now?

No one is stopping you from creating a new thread about a movie or a tv show, you know.

that’s you BO btw

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isn't unicorn riot the faggot who got his phone stolen by a nog while streaming at the justice for Jamar riots?

That's not my question, though. I'm asking what is and isn't allowed.

If I want to make /brownpillgeneral/ on here can I? Can I start posting furry porn? Like obviously television and movies is allowed, but seemingly a galaxy of other things are allowed too, I'd just like a list is all.

>>>/trs/

Go for it.

Post your feminine benin or gtfo