Tfw no game about Elves being cute, pure girls instead of emotionless...

elves get bullied too much while orcs don't, wtf is up with that

SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT HERE, NOT RIGHT AT ALL!

I once read a lovely doujin about elf girls bullying an orc till he cried. It was magical.

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There, I've said it.

Elves breed and multiply, they are an infestation.
Witches don't multiply because they're ugly beyond belief.

In life, you must learn to prioritize issues before they turn into bigger problems.

And just like that they got you. Next tavern you stay at on the road you will see a comely wench and it will be fine right? not like wtiches cast glamours yeah? you know they are all ugly and this woman leading you to her bed isnt ugly right?

AND BAM, TOIL AND TROUBLE MOTHERFUCKER

JUST LIKE BROTHER MATTHEW, MOTHERFUCKER HAS A SNAKE FOR A DICK NOW

A
SNAKE
FOR
A
DIIIICCK

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Only an actual nigger or worse, a member of the two Semitic tribes, would say that.

Nobody cares

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Fuck you!

I just want a cute dungeon crawling game in a fairy tale world where you play a cute elf girl!

I've seen the smut you paladins jerk off to, wishing you were the orc fannypacking the portable hole and such! its filth so it is! filth!

Crows are wholesome and not smut!

DID YOU TOUCH PICKLE PEE INAPPROPRIATELY?!? SHES JUST A CHICK YOU MONSTER!

Hey can you guys shift down on the autism here, I'm trying to take a nap.

Tfw Jews have ruined the beautiful Elven race and now liking one makes you a pariah.

The price we must pay for perfection. I don't expect such lesser people to understand.

Is there any game where you can breed with an elf continuously?

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When you say lesser, you mean less depraved, right?

IT'S TIME TO REV UP THOSE ELF OVENS

fucking filthy knifeears

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2pure4me

Elves are for removal only

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(Checked)

They have some uses.

Can they be cute, pure girls who incidentally have no inhibitions about near-nudity and respond to the interest of mortals with a mixture of awe and mirth?

Elves are lovely. Supposed hatred of elves is a clear sign that someone has become a lost soul, a slave to memes.

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What a waste of fine dubs.
Dubs wasted on blasphemy.

Elves are a meme, therefore you are the slave to memes.

CLEANSE

Checked

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Daily reminder that the elf-haters are in fact homosexual pro-Israeli cucks, and the image of anything decent triggers them immensely.

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WHAT IS THIS ELF MANGA CALLED?
I need it.
To learn of their disgusting ways…
of course…

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but that's not interracial user

Managed to sneak in dogshit worst monster harpies in there. Disgusting.

pls do not pop the picklepussy

user go read Dungeon Meshi right now and educate yourself.

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In Pathfinder, sure

wood elf or high elf?

Neither.

You basically want a fantasy to break the suspension of disbelief further.

you must be a very insecure man to being so obsesed whit armour

Usually it's niggers and other filth who bitch about elves. They don't get them, or don't need them.

Crusaders are arabs elves are ancient Greeks.

A cute elf game sounds nice and all, but I would rather have tiny adorable adventures exploring the giant world as a fairy or inchling.
The complete and utter lack of any such game saddens me greatly.

k

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Deus vault!
Allah Akbar!

Fo jebuz
Muhammad (pboh) bless me

This is herecy
This is haram

Both are realgious from Jews to control non Jews by having them follow moral guidelines it was not expected the goyim would go so stray.

>he doesn't know that elves were inspired by finns and slavs

Finns yes Slavs no.

I wouldn't call it an overly good game (it's by the mars war logs/bound by flame guys), but you can try Faery legends of avalon.

Go and read Silmarilion. Find the origin of the word quenya.

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Great memes guys.

k

Meant here:

I just think their ears are ugly as fuck.

Very bad design choice, I'll tell you. Making them "humans with pointy ears" is a very morally bankrupt decision, rather than going with something a bit more traditional, especially when dwarves are already midget humans.

It's like I'm time travelling back to the last decade.

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I can't fucking find it anywhere, but does anyone have the image where a guard is saying to an elf girl something along the lines of, "Hey, so how as your trip?", and the elf girl just gives this dead stare, and above the image there are exhentai tags that say shit like "snuff,scat,penis_birth"

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oh i remeber one about a qt elf raping a huge orc, it was awesome, i will post if i find it

Crows a best.

Judging from some gameplay video, it looks pretty bad.

Papi pls go, Darling will never choose a birdbrain.

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Elves are Finns.

lamias are better

CUTE

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fuck off

Here's a vidya Elf for you user :^)

Reported for obvious kikery.

It's retarded to say christians are jews, but it's just as retarded to ignore christianity is based off judaism. The categories of angels still have hebrew names for fuck's sake.

deal with it Holla Forums you are all iron age arab voodoo practitioners.

Dark elf > faggot elf

We've done this song and dance before. It's not going to catch on this time either.

Midna the best elf

Call of Warhammer: Beginning of the end times Medieval TW 2 mod lets you dick arround as dark, high and wood elves

Best Elf AND Best Imp

The reality is that they are both offshoots of their progenitor faith, Yahwism (YHWH). Even the name "Judaism" gives it away. Not that any of this stopped the kikes from trying to subvert Christianity later on, of course.

Pic related

"Dark" elf worshippers are worse than furries and monsterfags combined.

i like dark elves and half orcs

Wait, Marcille's switched to carpet munching now?

How many settings even exist where elves aren't complete faggots anyway? Only warcraft blood elves (excluding WoW ofcourse) and Morrowind dunmer immediately come to mind.

Mein neger.

They're just really close friends.

And? Has anything happened?

Oh, good.

Gee, I wonder.

In games? Spellforce.
technically only dark elves - Norcaine - there, wood elves seem to be all carpet munchers

They slept in the same bed and held hands and washed each other in the same bath last chapter.

It made me feel feelings.

Noice.

What, something like the atelier games but for inchlings living in a forest?
I want a game like dungeon meshi, i mean i iknow EO, but i want something involving super complicated magics, deep dungeons that either need a ton of prep or having to kill monsters and plants to make food on the way

something like harvest moon with inchlings would be maximum comfy.

Elfs are just half-human fairies

The only good elf is a raped one.

Give me tiny little lives in the woods when dragon quest builders gameplay, with harvest moon farming and a huge fairy tale picturebook woodland to explore.

I want to play with fairies

How many elves do you even know?

Elf
>>>/saovq/1786
Inchlings
>>>/saovq/327
Autism
>>>/saovq/2171

Nazi said the same thing about Jews. Shame on you!
>>>Holla Forums

Zanzarah: The Hidden Portal.

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You need to go ask FFXIV general about fairy booty.

Hail thor and oden.

What is PSO2?

Next you'll say Jesus never existed

Human lives matter!

Humans used to be immortal until elves took it away from us.
Humans were the ones who planted the trees in the first place, but elves took our forests.
We waz kangz n sheet.

Great taste user

i'd check dark falz doubles

Yes you fucking moron. The bible doesn't exist. It's not real. Holy shit are you fucking stupid? Wait of course you are, you are a pisstian. Fuck off back to reddipol and jerk off to drumpf some more. You aren't welcome here.

What the hell is happening to that vagina in the second pic

DEUS VULT

It's you that has to go back, spic.

Reported for stormfaggotry.

Looks like it's prolapsed and the cervix is sticking out the front

Oh my sweet innocent child.

photons

Are there any games where elves or faeries are sneaky little bastards who will magically fuck your shit up for fun like in pre-Tolkien mythology?

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Desire Dungeon :^)

Both.

Desire dungeon was great.

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why even live

so you can make your own game where you can do that!

UHHHHHH

What's the purpose of this board? Just get Tachiyomi.

Technically not the same but you get to manage/stock/find new recipes for a restaurant that you name in etrian odyssey 2 untold, eith descriptions and a general event every time you complete a new recipe (in story mode atleast)
Also Dragon's Crown

At this point it would be easier to cook for myself and pretend I'm cooking dragon or some shit.

Mimic is best girl.

A close second to the actual best girl.

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HOLD THE PHONE, I KNOW THAT BROWN ASS

At this point, not knowing about it would be weird.

Everyone does. Taimanin Asagi is a pretty well known thing here

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Bruh, the asses on the SCH fairies are divine

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I'm not an elf but I'd hug a tree, to be honest, famine.

*unzips dick*

pure Sluts

REMOVE
ELF

Good question, cause elf women are adorable

Hey partial-knowledge-fag, here's why bathing was associated with prostitution:

The English built Greek public baths waaaay back when, not really even that long after Roman occupation. Everyone loved them and had nice long multi-stage baths all the time. Over the centuries people started fucking each other's wives and stuff in the baths and prostitution became a big industry centered around them.

Led to more disease, murder, broken families, etc, and fell out of fashion slowly amongst nobles and "decent folk". Then, eventually, when it was just a place to fuck whores and drink while in a bath, the government and church finally got around to "reforming" and making it illegal.

There followed an era of wearing linens next to your skin and washing them every day under the hilariously bad "scientific" idea that you were "drawing out the filth" through the clothes and that bathing was "unhealthy to begin with".

Large parts of Europe followed England's cultural development because they're hangers-on. So stop blaming the religion for people in Europe not having flying cars just because it triggers you, take your DawkinSJWism back to Reddit and 2005. You just make Bible-thumpers look good with your misinfo.

- t. non-religious casual knower

"Morally bankrupt"
What the fuck have you been smoking

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I did. Tolkien took slavs for gobliniods and wicked men of the east. Nice try though.

shut up you malfunctioning magic toaster.

shut up you malfunctioning magic toaster.

I'm agdging my own action rpg/dungeon crawler and thinking of adding elves in some way- but I don't want them to be a Tolkien elf race of mary-sues that live for wan mirrion years and sniff their own farts, but also don't want them to be "humans with long ears". Any ideas welcome.

I can't recall him making any direct reference to actual humans from any nationality. Care to quote?

What else would you expect from Deus Vultures that would rather sack Constantinople than fight Saracens?

Make them ugly.

We don't need more dwarves and greenskins.

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Dark elves are an option too. Or elves as deadly pranksters from Celtic legends.

Do what OP wants, make them a race of cutesy moeblobs who eat any dead creature, sentient or not

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Just keep them clever, then.

JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!

In D&D alignment terms, make them evil (dark elves) or chaotic (fairy elves).

Why don't you open an inn/ tavern in real life user?
Alternatively, make a Recettear type vidya but with a tavern instead.

Elves existed long before Tolkien

SS13 has a great cooking system.
Contact has one as well, rather simple but fun; if I remember right, you can level up your cooking skills by cooking but also using your knife during combat.

I don't justify to elves, I remove them

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The Guild games are like medieval life job simulator I think dont know if they have a tavernkeeper class

And how were they like?

any game out there where i can play as an elf girl with a fat cock?

Skyrim.

Coc.

The put your head in the oven game

That's everyone else's fault for sucking more than Tolkiens.

DD's fairy was a super cutie. The only ending I can ever accept.
Once I get my PC up and running I'm gonna try to make a higher quality one if I still have the original videos.

Suffering. Did the artist ever finish that second pic?

Would definitely play if it was super comfy with cute girls running the show.

That's nice. Now go LARPing elsewhere.

Or what, you gonna throw some lembas and/or spread your legs at me? Maybe light a scented candle or hug a tree?

Yeah, that sums it up pretty nicely. Kill yourself for having this shit on your computer

Rohan are literally slavs you mongoloid, Boromir and Faramir are dead giveaway

Rohan are Polish aka the acceptable slav tier for the west

Rohan are kinda whiny but nowhere nearly whiny enough to be Poles.

Every post in this thread is just more proof that /tg/ is the India of boards. They shitpost everywhere.

Nice deflect, /cuteboys/

They were short little assholes that fucked with people for lulz, stealing their milk and hiding their possessions. Did you really not know this?

Make them like that here , then.
You're welcome.

Ivo is pretty swell.
>Go on an adventure to save the world while magically pregnant of this pirate.
>Is really happy to know she will build a family with this man.
>Right after that see him die to save her from a crazy woman politician and merchant.
>And as soon as she and her friends save the world again, she starts another adventure to try to save her lover.
And the elves in TBOUT have a really good reason to keep themselves inside their forest: When they are out, they get old as any human being. And have almost no magical powers too.

Actually, I was telling you how history went down, you dumb fucking pleb.

I don't get it.

Read the manga fam

Read the manga

nothing wrong with a elf lady with a nice dong

Pick one.

My nigger. It's amazing how this game was created after the golden age of adventure games and still be good.

what do

Play eurobeat all night long,

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Go into the Japanese market and make it medieval themed?

They only like things that used to be very popular and things that aren't obscure but not popular either.

Even Swedes know who elves are.

I agree, homosexuals should die, but especially muh gender dysphoria fags.

The blushing whenever she eats something good is pretty cute tbh.

Top tier taste an0n.

Nothing wrong a nice halberd wouldn't fix

I wonder if it has anything to do with their own preference towards cuckery, male prostitutes and being culturally enriched

You have lost your way, brother.
Undead, demons, heretics and criminals should be your one and only priority.

My elf has been my trusted companion for many years (and does a fine job of polishing my spear)

No, user. It's not cuckery, read closer: "Black Fruit." Think about it. He's a Nigger Faggot

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this thread needs a serious purge

why would an immortal being who has to deal with shitty humans not be grumpy 24/7?
im a human, and i dont even feel like dealing with humans.

Go to bed, Holla Forums.
You think everyone is a jew.

What I want to know is why the hell all of you Holla Forumsfags don't know the difference between RP (roleplaying…for instance, at a table or especially online, sitting down) and LARP (live-action roleplay…battle reproduction, melee fights for sport)

Holla Forums is right, everyone is jew

Both of those religions are pretty clear about their semitic roots so I don't know what point you are trying to make.

Are you implying elves aren't homosexuals?

This would just encourage drunk drifting

I don't want to go to Japan and they probably have every kind of possible tavern already

The women aren't at least tbh fam

Why? I'm not an elf, so your ass is safe from becoming a pincushion.

Don't get your hope up for that either, you closet fag.

And we all comes from some proto-bacteria
Roots are irrelevant when the differences in development are so stark.

also I don't appreciate being compared with a jew

do you know what the fuck LARP even means you retarded Holla Forumslack

How do you know they aren't LARPers? They could have the armour lying around.

REALLY close friends an0n.

Kinda hard to have children when the mother dies during sex

Enjoy your mischlinge.

The dwarf is the last one who should ask that.
You can't even tell your men from your women…and you spend you lives under ground, drunk, in the dark. Do you even know whom or what you are fucking, you degenerate midget?

Welcome to the thread my man

great taste. truly, futa is a fetish for true patricians

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that explains everything

but it is

Men have penises, women have vaginas. It's why they're called male and female genitals. If a "woman" has a penis it isn't a woman. This isn't complicated

but what if she has both ?

Even if it's less gay than "straight" porn which is still fucking degenerate it's still quantifies as gay.
Futa is still gay.

pic related

It's simple user: They wanted to make a good game and understood what make those games great in the first place.
But, to be honest, the number of good adventure games that came after 2000 is not small at all.

Then it's not a she. It's either idealized 2D artwork or a disgusting intersex abomination.

but it is not gay, math proved it

Just when you think they couldn't make a shittier elf, they went and made a shittier elf.

Let me fix that for you:
Faggot.

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I'll give you cute, though.

It's not math, it's mental gymnastics. Refer to

I agree, though you're missing the point. When I say "idealized 2D artwork" what I mean is that it is made by someone with that fetish, at the behest of someone with that fetish or even just to appeal to those who already have that fetish. Naturally the artist will try to make it look "good", but that depends on the abilities of the artist. Though even if the artwork is functionally good it's still bogged down by the shitty fetishes, though obviously some people will disagree with that if said fetishes appeal to them.

tl;dr: you could digitally paint a photorealistic rendition of an old man's gaping asshole but it would still be a picture of an old man's gaping asshole.

ty friend

Well-drawn feminine futanari is a lot like some really delicious bread someone baked, kicked into a corner, shit on every day for a month, then hosed off and presented to you mold and all.

Dryads are best girls other than for the one you posted.

That's a gnome you fag. Are you blind as well as gay?

But user, gnomes are powerful earth elementals, while the pic that was posted was clearly an old midget wearing a red traffic cone.

I fucking hate the cast and story so much.

It's a slice of dungeoneering life. Did you really expect it to be 100% shonen shit?

But user she's got more wood than me!

What about this one?

it's called dungeon meshi for a reason, user

1st two chapters emphasize a time limit for their quest. If the sister was in no danger than the story would make more sense. Right now the heavy amount of light hearted scenes make no fucking sense as long as the sister is in the dragons stomach. At this moment the entire cast are just sociopaths. So my anger is valid.

Pic related is related to how I see the cast.

But user, I can't even see where the dryad is. Unless you're talking about that woman standing near the tree, in which case she looks too human.

You have to believe in yourself more, user. She probably disagrees.

Mine moor

"Oh man this is like so not realistic wow"

Cool formatting.

/monster/ GET OUT

The dryad is the tree, obviously. Forgive me to point this out, but the one you posted is assuredly very much human, too.

Never

No bully

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No user. Dryads are tree SPIRITS, not the trees themselves.

You first, elfjuden.

This is a realistic depiction of what female elves would end up as though. Spending hundreds upon hundreds of years in a very uptight snobby society where the only sex allowed is 2 unsatisfying minutes of missionary position for the purpose of procreation with tiny elf benis would drive them absolutely insane. Just look at how ridiculous the porn in Japan has gotten due to them living in a sexually repressed society for example. Since elves are immortal that perversion would grow and grow and grow to proportions humans could not even comprehend. There is no doubt in my mind that elven women, would be the sluttiest, most perverse and degenerate beings out there. They would pretend to hate it when captured and enslaved, when in reality they would love every single second of being raped in all their holes by big orc cock.

Plot and story contradict each other faggot.
Plot
Story

Fuck this shit manga.

Hey, remember a year ago when you guys were all like "guys we're not furries, we're totally different and not obnoxious and won't be constantly spamming in everyone else's space"?
Remember?
Yeah, you're just more anthrofags/furries now.

"Oh wow man an obviously comedy-centric with the entire thing centered around a gimmick concept isn't believable bro, just wow man, wow"

thank you for correcting the record and nice dubs

You expected them to just run straight to the dragon?

I would argue that they're just a bunch of vanilla fags at this point.

really it works the other way, the sluttiest are the elver younger than 200 years

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This is pretty true. /monster/ is the romance nazi board.

Doesn't matter if you like elves or not, any fantasy story where elves are represented to be inferior are simply bullshit. I mean here you have a race with literal immortality and high intelligence, who have attained wisdom in every aspect for many centuries. Not only is their own society and community nearly ideal, they should by any means posses magic and technology that could easily wipe out anyone who dares to trespass their territory, no matter how much orcs, humans or goblins multiplicate. It's also really weird that they are always represented as extremely nice and helping towards all other races, even though one of th emost important things they really value is nature itself, and would therefore normally also absolutely hate humans and dwarves who often pollute nature and destroy forests, not just orcs and goblins, they would see them as complete niggers and inferior beings. The thought that elves could be enslaved is even more laughable and only exists because of porn.

It makes the group a bunch of sociopaths that I'm supposed to like and enjoy their slice of life adventures.
Thing is, I didn't conveniently forget that a so called "dear" companion is slowly and painfully dying while they are adventuring.

They have to go down four floors full of enemies and traps. The reason they lost the first time was because they rushed it and were starving while fighting. They're in a worse position than they were the first time (fewer party members) so they have to move sensibly. You weren't expecting them to be tense and angry and serious for two weeks straight, were you? Soldiers heading off into war aren't tense and angry and serious all the time, they save it for when it counts. That's what happens in the story, too.

But user, I see no clown lips or ape-like nostrils on that picture.

nigger elf pls go

Yeah, because vanillafags identityfag their shit all over every other board.

A bunch of them were, though. In Tolkien.

Fun fact: I got banned for posting this pic on halfchan /h/.

Pathetic. Also retarded, because they're not going to go faster by starving, and like they said, they're skint broke and were just going to be eating raw slime and monster muscles if they don't stop to cook.

Also you conveniently forgot that they lost the first battle because of malnutrition. You're just a shitty reader tbh fam

Cuckchan doesn’t allow racism. It’s anonymous reddit.

By the by, what does Holla Forums think about the redesign idea for elves some user on /tg/ came up with? It's kind of interesting to have people who are biologically immortal but still are scared shitless of death, but at the same time, this kinda looks like a knock-off based on Mass Effect's quarians to me.

Hey wait a sec. If you had only responded to my own post, that could've made sense, but you also responded to the other post, meaning that you would have had to have browsed /monster/-related material enough to know that faggot cat was a maymay to begin with. You accidentally just outed yourself as being tsundere for monster girls.

there wasn't some magic bread for the traveler on D&D that satiated all your hunger?

More like they like to ban shit that used to be commonplace on their own board until they reached the top 25.

user, I really don't think cucking, futa or blogposting were "commonplace" at any period of time on /monster/.

The other possibility is that the cat has have been spammed so much he ended up unwillingly knowing about it; no need to even browse /monster/. Of course, that never happened.

you fucking furnigger, go back to your homoboard.

I expected a group of close friends selling or trading personal and important items to help get their friend back. I expected some compensation to happen after the rescue. I expected the rescue to happen months ago. Than after the rescue that.it would lead to what it was now.

In short, Sekai Maou did something similar with the feel but better. No contradiction between plot and story.

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sounds alright
did he mention anything about race mixed elves?
do they retain the immune system or do they lose their immortality but at the same time develop a better coping immune system

Aerie from BG2

Oh. Then I have no idea of what you mean.

Not that I know.

But it's mildly hilarious to imagine that a single CHA 18 character with an STD could probably wipe out their civilization.

You are retarded. kill yourself, homo.

Read all the responses faggot. My grievances had everything to do with plot contradicting the story. It's bad flow and should be called out on but heaven fucking forbid faggots like you acknowledge a series plot flaw.

HAVE FEAR

does Holla Forums think Holla Forums is a jew?

(you)

At this point Holla Forums is jews jewing jews.

(((you)))

user, please understand that Ammitist and atheist, though alliterating and sharing the same number of syllables, are two different words.

Holla Forums is ruinning the quality of the board or are the migrants?
or are the Holla Forums half-chan migrants?

NO, you piece of shit, I WOULDN'T fucking have to because you retards spammed it all over Holla Forums, Holla Forums, /sp/, and Holla Forums while you slowly turned into the massive fucking faggots you currently are.

It's not D&D, it's "generic fantasy setting", and the manga's entire premise is scarcity of conventional food (and money to purchase it). In case you forgot, magic anything in D&D is super expensive, too.

I don't give a shit what they do on their board, I just want them to quit identityfagging and furshitting on every other board.

Read the post I was replying to you outright fucking subliterate.

I'm telling you, directly, that it doesn't, that if it did it still would not make it a bad story, and that you're a retarded autist.

Here are some canon time-honored beliefs of core Holla Forums:
Funny thing is one of the more prolific Holla Forumsshitters was arrested for threats against someone's life and had been posting lots and lots of both feminazi and regularnazi shit on, respectively, tumblr/twitter and 4chan/Holla Forums.

>>>/reddit/

We loved your thoughtless, generic post.

Pic related, it's you.

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This isn't 4chan, you know.

here, enjoy some rape, tumblrina fag.

We loved your thoughtless, generic post.

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You sure showed them kiddo.

You're not helping your case, user.

NO

literally no argument there my friend :)

thats probably just true

AHHHHHHHH

garsh

nice quads, but I'm pretty sure only the second half of that is true

Fixed your elf shit

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Hey that's from a pretty good doujin by the way.

Stimply Amazing.

Nothing wrong with enjoying monster girls. One day you might find your Monster Waifu.

I know I have.

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Maybe you should buy one of these charm boyim

wut

I'd play a cooking focused RPG, sounds very comfy.

frog spawn or something

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Step your game up nigger!

Nigger read the Abhorsen trilogy.

So I should make a shitty stolen art shitty knife ear chef simulator yes?

Obviously.

Ok, on it chief. You might live to regret this.

youll not find strangers to regret here

What the fuck is that garbage?

cucks writing comics who desperately white-knight at every opportunity.

Are you retarded? Or do you not understand the premise being that they have to travel for weeks to get back to their friend? They can't sell treasured goods because they'd have shittier weapons and they only have 4 party members instead of six. Nothing contradicts anything, you're just a moron who can't say "I didn't like it" rather than "it's objectively shit."

Sauce is always welcome
Sadpanda ain't shit nigga

The main idea is that they are eating and cooking because they do NOT have any supplies for the trip, having just enough to repair armor, the cooking is because there is literally nothing else they brought to eat, in order to get into the dungeon quicker.

Does it focus on the food a lot, yes, but that's the side object (and they finally found the dragon that has the sister, so now your salt is pointless.)

Because they're not fa/tg/uys?

It's actually a woman writer… who went to twitter and cried victim when the book got canceled cbr.com/mockingbird-writer-chelsea-cain-quits-twitter-due-to-harassment/

Truly, Shirohebi A Best

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Replace "balls" with "cock" in the vid and you will have your argument.

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Are those fish? Turtles? Birds? I can't be disgusted by something so ambiguous man, I need specifics first.

surinam toads
the female embeds her eggs into her back (by water acrobatics, appearantly, with help from the male). they finish the tadpole phase before even hatching, so they come out fully metamorphed as toads. They just need to grow to the final size from there

Huh, that's pretty cool actually.

But that's what I'm into: the idealized 2D artwork.
A real hermaphrodite would be absolutely disgusting because they'd be androgynous at best and their genitals would be all retarded.