WebM Thread: Funky Coach edition

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my.mixtape.moe/dpdzgx.mp3
my.mixtape.moe/afavef.mp3
pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1575948
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1454084
soundcloud.com/moeshop/luda-gets-funky-1
youtube.com/watch?v=5yf1zZFHrvU&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Some OC coming through, some stale ones too.

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Posting Disney Songs

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Also OP, really funky, I like it

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did he die?

did he die?

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You can look it up on Jewtube, the second part of the video has been sped up.


You can look it up on Jewtube, the second part of the video has been sped up.

HOTWHEELS FIX YOUR SHIT

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I need to reencode these in higher quality. Did they recently bump the filesize limit to 12mb?

Yup, it's 12 now

Oh shit, that means I can post my shitty OC.

Party time

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>My OC got "remastered"

It's a really good feeling.

my.mixtape.moe/dpdzgx.mp3

Bill Burr has a new standup out? Fuck yes. This is a good day.

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he does?

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my.mixtape.moe/afavef.mp3

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Anri Okita

My desire for racemixing just exploded.
Let me have tons of cute little daughters with her

Ah gaddafi my nigga. He built a nation out of a bunch of sand villages.Only to later fall prey of capitalists and himself killed by globalists when he tried to free his people.

Well I'm off to rule 34 wish me luck.

POST MORE ASIAN QTS!!

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Just let me put my face in their boobs and let me die happily

Thanks for all this user. I've been on a disney kick

Absolutely degenerate. Gas yourself, Chaim.

captcheck

guess it auto posts now

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Trips of truth.

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C'mon dude, it takes like 17 minutes an attempt to get that far and you're getting people to pay you money.

I've seen people mess up 6+ hour long speedruns and just shrug it off.

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Some speedrunners are patience incarnate, but there does seem to be something about OoT that attracts the worst kind.

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Who's the blonde in this webm?

Chloe Foster

BangBros.com Chloe Foster (We Love Chloe / bb10955 / 05.12.12)

pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1575948

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What? Were they allowed to say it would be cool to crash into the empire state building back then?

Oh man, now I 'member pre 9/11.

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grade really degraded into one of the worst sell outs on jewtube

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Kill yourself.

omg he's worse than jeb. his level of autism makes jeb look normal.

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yep, he fucked up hard. But to be honest, he was never really that good. I like some of his early videos but even half of those are crap. Like the one about animal races, no idea what its called since I can't find it right now. The bullshit he says is not only wrong but not even funny. He "pretends" to be a total retard.

At this point I can't believe that he still has fans. One of his latest videos was like 50% ads.

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he's just doing as every youtuber, beat a dead horse for as long as he can

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Ok, I'm a massive fat ass but I've worked out most of my life and go for hour walks daily

She looks like her body is trying to morph into her arms and can barely move

The first step is admitting reality. But nothing. You haven't done shit, and that's why you're fat. The end.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1454084
>Total energy expenditure and resting metabolic rate in the subjects with diet resistance (group 1) were within 5 percent of the predicted values for body composition, and there was no significant difference between groups 1 and 2 in the thermic effects of food and exercise. Low energy expenditure was thus excluded as a mechanism of self-reported diet resistance. In contrast, the subjects in group 1 underreported their actual food intake by an average (+/- SD) of 47 +/- 16 percent and overreported their physical activity by 51 +/- 75 percent. Although the subjects in group 1 had no distinct psychopathologic characteristics, they perceived a genetic cause for their obesity, used thyroid medication at a high frequency, and described their eating behavior as relatively normal (all P < 0.05 as compared with group 2).
Remember, you aren't lying to us because we can see straight through your bullshit, you are lying to yourself.

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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😀🤣☺😆🙂😎😘😚😛😝🤔😜🤗😗🤓😊😅😐😃😁😂😄☹😭😉😍😙😇😋😒😒😒😒

It's lit 😎👌

Your webms are exactly why he still has fans, because the alternatives are at least twice as stupid.

Why do faggots do this?

People are recording using capture software and its on their mic when they join so they just splice clips

I've done it for just basic reactions to shit going on at the time

Sorry my english sucks when I just wake up

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Man, those guys are really scared of Stands.

Good. Fuck cats.

Requesting "It's from the show", I don't seem to have it.

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Sorry I was eating a pizza after my morning workout lifting weights for half an hour and my hour walk with my dog

If my weight hyper concerned me I would be drastically concerned about it, but considering my last physical my blood pressure was 125/75 with a resting heart rate of 65 and I had almost nil for cholesterol and triglycerides I'm not concerned

When my doctor tells me I should be concerned I will be, she just said that I'm perfectly healthy but just fat

I admit if I didn't work out and eat about half a pound a veggies a day I'd most definitely be in a lot worse shape

Also YOU TRIGGERED BRO?

A Goofy Movie is the greatest movie of the 90s and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.

I have some fresh OC for you fags
I regret nothing

I guess this became a request thread?

May I get the source for the music?

wew, I needed this one.

soundcloud.com/moeshop/luda-gets-funky-1

JoJofags confirmed for new normalfag fandom. Worse than DBZfags.

No joke, back when those came out on Youtube I ripped the audio to play it whenever I wanted. Given how the reuploads are such shitty quality, it might actually not be a bad idea for someone to reverse-engineer or otherwise recreate them with better source files.

Man, don't remind me. Fuck Toonami.

all i have left is punpun. how long until that is sodomized?

Punpun isn't happy, so… you're probably safe.

Tsugumomo is getting an anime though, and that means two stages of pain - one where the studio removes all the lewd, and one where the anime-only viewers ask retarded questions.

Nothing is sacred.

This is what kills me, normalfags just think that memes come out of thin air. God fucking forbid that it's something that started as an in-joke for a fanbase, the internet must have spontaneously invented it.

It's what happens when you introduce dubs in English.

Yeah but Punpun just got a english volume release at B&N and people will probably pick it up because cute bird on the cover or some shit.

To be fair, I always figured they meant at the near future. I'm not big on in universe fluff, but I would figure they "could make" more if they found the right planet.

I probably should be more angry at this, but I'm not since it's not like the normalfags are gonna stick to JoJo anyways, and I enjoy listening to all the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths.

I think you're still safe. Few of them are going to buy all the volumes to make it through to the end, and even if they do it's not something that is rewarding to the normalfag mindset.

I'm with you on that.

JoJo became the eastern equivalent of capeshit after part 3, and after part 7, it got "serious", like it ever mattered before.

Check those fucking quads. You know it to be true.

Nice post

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nigga that was half a year ago

I had a hearty laugh. and saved it for future smug.
You're a gentleman and a scholar

Now your shriveled up handbag of a creator is taking so many pitstops between writing his latest trainwreck, that he might as well end this shit, while it still has a chance at mercy. Either that, or keep writing his piece of shit "sienen" series with more plotholes than a Shyamalan production.

Not to mention replicators that can manufacture the components they need. I mean, at one point, Torres assembled a 1950's model TV as a gift for Paris. Of course, it doesn't really excuse anything else that's wrong with the writing.

Part 7 wasn't even supposed to be a part of JJBA in the beginning
That may explain why it's quite different from its predecessors
Also, Part 3 only got popular because of nip MC and also because of it being the first jojo arc being adapted into anime and video game form
Part 4 could've been better had kira been the focus from the beginning
Part 5 is is the same as Part 3 but more edgy and with a more gayass artstyle and naruto tier protag and Part 6 is just bad (gay preist is a lame villain)

Haven't started Jojolion yet (still waiting for it to be completedso I can read it in one go) but I have high hopes for it as I only picked up Jojo because of HotF

What a waste of quads.

I think replicators can't make anything that is "anti-matter" which is what those torpedo use as a key ingredient. They could of course make the things that make the anti-matter stuff, so I figured it just "takes longer" since they have to go through entire process to make them.

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How the fuck do people find this garbage funny?
Literally the big bang theory of anime with all of its EBIN REFERENCES XDD and lolrandumb tier humor

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What the fuck is this, this is great. I know it's GMod, obviously, but what's the source video?

Oprah hasn't been on for like 10 years, you're getting old user

Wow, it's 2011 all over again!

Never because punpun cannot be converted to anime form
and normalfags are too lazy to read books, even comics

Oh, so you're one of those people.

Do I look like I'm joking here, nigger?

I couldn't stand for references to that shit from the start. I'm not gonna fucking stand for it, now that the series' potential for cancer has been fully realised. It needs to be seperated from everything else just like the simpsons.

Found this one in the volafile a few days back.

Anyone got a source?

you must be a real fun person to be around if you can't enjoy gintama

No regrets

FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

its time to get off the training wheels, user

That was sarcasm, not a passive aggressive statement.

Have some WebMs of the series you clearly love very much

Read the filename.

My apologies, but still. How can one deflect criticism of reference-comedy with "you must be real fun at parties". It's basically normalfag banter, at that point.

I'm on the Internet. Opinions don't matter here. I don't need to make an argument.

funny thing is that is what people tell me when I criticize the big bang theory

have some less dank JJBA webms/mp4s

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What does "dank" mean nowadays? Bad? Good?

Well, replicators use anti-matter to make things, so it only makes sense that you can't replicate the replication material. Anything else, though, that's fair game. Well, aside from latinum.

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You couldn't be anymore of an outsider, if you tried.

Seriously, now. Do tell me what makes you so "different" from those cancerous normalfags on twitter. Don't hush away like a faggot.

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It's an an ironic expression used to describe internet in-jokes that are intentionally bizarre or have exhausted their comedic value to the point of being trite or cliche

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Exotic?


Why are you still baiting?

You don't see me comparing the main villain to Donald Trump and yelling about hilarious epic meme songs, do you?
Eh, whatever, you're just pretending to be retarded like pointed out. I'm just using this as an excuse to post more JoJo WebMs.

No they don't, they take existing matter and recombine it into new matter

Its only limitation is it can't replicate things on the quantum level like Dilithium, anti-matter or Latinum which have unique structures

Everyone on the ship shits in their quarters, it goes to a waste reclamation center where it gets broken down into dense uranium like blocks in storage, and when somebody asks for food/water/clothes/whatever later on it takes the matter from those blocks in storage and makes whatever it needs out of it

Anti-matter it not used in replicators or transporters far as I know, you can make replicators to make replicators all day long as long as you have the resources for it

Huh, I wonder where I got the whole "anti-matter replicator" thing from.

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See? You're the exact same, and have always been the exact same as those normalfags.

Welcome them, for they are your brothers, and revel in being the new joke of /a/.

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Same.


Go away, Highjinx.

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That was fukin nice.

Could do with a webm of this

Not an argument.

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:^)

i haven't seen you make any real arguments either, now that i think about it
wait, didn't i just say i was gonna stop replying? eh, it doesn't really matter

Also fresh OC
Aaron Webber or whatever his name is needs to be the fucking CEO of Sega

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You have no reason to hate the newfags into your fandom since you're the same kind of wastrel that consume that "dank" meme garbage.

Did they died?

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You haven't explained how we're the exact same as them, though.
This is why no one is taking you seriously.

Read it again.

Why'd she think that would be a good idea?

Highjinx just leave already, we get it, your thread got shitposted to death and you're still upset.


She's a Korea chick that likes doing ridiculous stuff.

I don't understand why she'd expend the energy smashing it with a hammer when she could just stand on it.

great video about the universe

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Somebodies upset their thread got shitposted?

Why?

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Last thread is dead, but we where talking about ffmpeg commands.

I want to compare and contrast two webm I did. So I did this webm using this command. I had to stop it before it went over. Its only 512k bit rate video.
ffmpeg -i "sm29643117.mp4" -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 512k -threads 7 -crf 18 -quality good -speed 1 -lag-in-frames 25 -auto-alt-ref 1 -frame-parallel 1 -tile-rows 2 -pass 1 -y -f webm null && ffmpeg -i "sm29643117.mp4" -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 512k -quality good -threads 7 -crf 18 -speed 1 -lag-in-frames 25 -auto-alt-ref 1 -frame-parallel 1 -tile-rows 2 -c:a libopus -b:a 121k -pass 2 -f webm "sm29643117.webm"
Yet when you look at the other one I did…

This one was able to have a video bit rate of 700k, and I did it using retards. What gives?

You can see the equivalent cli arguments in the advanced tab of WfR

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now I've seen it all

All of human progress has led up to this.

I feel like Lobsterdust hasn't put out anything really great in a while. Or have I just not been paying attention?

I remember this video.
TF2 looks old.
I'm old.

Fuck me.

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Look up "SpikeWess" on jewtube, I think the videos where he messes with GMod like that are called "Faces of Sass".
webm unrelated

Underrated post.

Underrated post.

I remember seeing these webms ages ago, going to his channel and seeing nothing but fucking Youtube drama and he-said-she-said bullshit and 'let's deconstruct this attention seeking faggot's video'

Thanks, man.

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Works for me :^)

Works for me :^)

God dammit Codemonkey

-c:v libvpx -pix_fmt yuv420p -threads 8 -slices 2 -metadata title="sm29643117" -lag-in-frames 25 -auto-alt-ref 1 -ac 2 -c:a libvorbis -minrate:v 700k -b:v 700k -maxrate:v 700k -bufsize 420k -rc_init_occupancy 2800k -qcomp 0 -fs 12572426 -b:a 96k

So did Louis uncuck himself, or is this from a while ago? Yes, I know that's Jon Stewart interviewing him

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They could always just resupply their torpedoes at a spaceport.

Can someone explain this Louis situation to me? Who is this guy? Why was he cucked, and why is he uncucked now? I see him getting posted here a lot, but I don't watch tv and never googled his name or anything.

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This pretty much describes how I feel about job interviews.

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One thing I can see is that WfR sets a lower bitrate for audio. The difference is pretty negligable . I usually set it to around 64k

I'm disappointed.

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Didn't know it was updated. Feel free to post it.

as was pointed out before

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Oh God I'm crying.

humhum

I bet she down to do…things…

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However this is top tier propaganda for this day and age. Maybe if they had been doing this the entire time more people would be voting for him.

Kill me, but what's the name of that original song? I know it so well but can't remember at all.

they dont even show the fucking kiss?

Seven Nation Army. the one in the webm is The Glitch Mob remix

Slightly higher resolution

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Setting up WEBM factory.

What's the best video downloader (from stuff like youtube or something) and what's the best converter? Currently going with keepvid and WinFF.

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Hey man, Love Around is bangin. Probably the only vaporwave song I like other than Vaping in the 90s

Can someone post the one with the planeatarian clip and a voice over? i need some feels

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At least we got android number waifu out of it.

I'm more baffled by the fact there are 5 man fusions in the game.

So what remix did you use for that WebM (assuming you used it in the original)?

So what remix did you use for that WebM (assuming you used it in the original)?

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Filenames are never really serious unless the entire thread is serious.
But then, I just came to this thread for webms.

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First video, how did I do, encoding-wise?

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Again, it's excellent propaganda. It hits all the right fucking notes. The imagery is top notch and it hits those notes where you get those chills.

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that shit couldn't catch an STD if he was raped by a gang of niggers, what makes you think he could get a kiss from a creature of the opposite gender?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

never cross dimensions, user.

That is horrifying

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How do people get gud at encoding? Does it take a mastery of FFMPEG and autism beyond my attention span to do so?

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Here are some versions that aren't shit.

oh, boy

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Anyone else ever notice how something as simple as changing the camera position can really change up the look and feel of a game? I remember people refusing to play games if it was in a first person perspective, regardless of gametype.

Can somebody make this into a webm.

youtube.com/watch?v=5yf1zZFHrvU&feature=youtu.be

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Here you go, user.

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CUM ON, TARS!

I always found a character having an OP side kick that has a huge crippling downside to be enjoyable. A lot of shows now just make the OP side kick just a prick which is just lazy.

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