Drumpf did a no-no!

The funny thing about this image is I'm stronger than you are, and can keep you fed, warm, and safe, more than you can.

A majority of the men on the internet cannot really be responsible for themselves to do so.

Because it's no longer an issue.

please keep me warm fed and safe

Mother is here

I hate seeing these stupid threads. I'm from pol, but I see these shitty bait threads on the new Velocious Threads or whatever every now and again. I want to apologize on behalf of my board for the retarded 14 year olds that the most popular boards like Holla Forums, Holla Forums, and Holla Forums tend to draw.

why live?

but anfem, you're a 26yo white guy living with his mum who pretends to be a stronk asian grrrl on the internet

That was the case then, why are you pretending to be a man

wrong

I honestly forgive you. I feel bad for your dying board.

I'm actually a Korean woman

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Considering how you bitch about nothing for the sake of argument and proving to others that you have wit, it would not surprise me you would be a Korean.

There as been a large uptick of presumptive 4chan shitposting kids on pol and it's really hurting the enjoyability of going there. I'm looking for an alternative chan or place to talk politics. Maybe /politics/

Yeah this would definitely work out.

Thanks Ben

This is how you spot Holla Forumsyps on Holla Forums

The funny thing about this post is that you claim to know all about the lives of people posting anonymously on a Polynesian macrame patterns webring. Your flag should have a Psi Corps logo on it.

What muscle mass do you currently have that isn't for aesthetic

Please. The men here like to act as if they're fucking from Sumer and let's be real they are not that.

The only big brah we ever had was Zyzz. Comparing your abilities to his own is heretical nonsense.

Are you out of arguments?

No. You're not of any of those careers.

Do you know how you can spot the teenager

The one who gets most upset at feminists after making a bait thread he intended people to take seriously

I am a firemen. Being able to carry out little lefty shits like you and other grown men is part of my job. Feel free to start arguing any time lmao

yes pls

I guess those fumes have gotten to your brain.

wow did you just assume my plurality, sinner???

where do you think you are?

pls proofs of this

Right off the bat with the freedom of speech.

By the way, the only tattoos I have are black and floral and I don't think anyone here votes. If they do they're stupid.

Well, perhaps not from here. Certainly outside of here. If you need proof you haven't seen the trend.

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why does leftypol shill so hard for trump? the guy had no clue what he's doing. if you think what he did today was in any way smart then you're a moron. he's winging it.

yeah it's way smarter to piss off one of your biggest trading partners.

leftypol is fucking retarded. you people are so detached from reality that you wont support any policy that is good for the economy because CAPITALISM IS EVIL. you'd rather destroy the world as long as that meant le porky boogeyman too.

Warms my heart.

Free trade has been nothing, but a fucking negative for society as a whole, and secondly, Trump bringing back industry in America will make it easier for people to transition from capitalism to socialism after revolution. The world doesn't revolve around humanity you mongoloid.

It was a meme, stop sperging

Who's we

It was dumb, I didn't like it. I didn't appreciate it.

Shh, no more tears. Only eggnog and hot chocolate now.

Who's we

Women's labour does not feed nor raise the next generation. Women hardly even spend time with their children these days mostly they just leave them at after school day cares. Whats more women do nothing useful whatsoever. The only jobs women occupy are completely useless. Teachers, therapists, counselors all a bunch of mouth jobs that are completely useless. You know what the average farmer is? Male. Welder? Male. Machinist? male? Garbage man? Well that is pretty obvious. Women don't even know what expending real physical effort is like. You know what gender lifts the heaviest weights? Men. Get your head out of your ass and start sucking some cock you sissy. You owe men some fucking gratitude.

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Sort of like

The abundance of NEETs on the internet

My shit is when people here think they're useful

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You got me

This post really made me think…

oh boy here we go. left =! librul.

How do you know it's a trend? Is it possible you've got some confirmation bias going, maybe?

I'm able to spot three things, trends, morons, and people playing rhetorical

This wasn't even about discrepancy in ability. It was about the impossibility of such a two faced position.
You offering yours?

Nice strawman.

really? want to meet up sometime and test that theory?

Hah you're right it is funny, you make funny jokes. I bet you couldn't even deadlift 200 lbs. or bench a 45 lb bar( aka you're weak ).
I find it unlikely you know how to grow even basic crops much less grow grains, or care for livestock.
Might be able to keep my dick warm, find it more likely you are cold and dried up though.
Hah, what are you going to be? My fucking housecarl? In many of my experiences with sparring with women when I was into jui jitsu and miu thai was that women can't handle fast stressful situations all that well. Even ones that have trained for a very long time get scared when they spar with a big white guy like me. Don't worry though, I was always gentle ;).

I'm still intrigued by the Anarcha-Feminism thing. Why don't you make a thread about it?

It must be more than Lady-Leftism but I've yet to be edumacated on the subject.

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Sure bb. Anytime.

I find it unlikely you can grow employment

You literally have spasms at the mere thought of being around a girl for no reason, what makes you think you can get in a fight with one.

Rude tbh.

I agree, lets see that dong.

disgusting

HURF DURF I PUT AN ANFEM FLAG ON THAT MEANS i"M A GRILL RIGHT XD

Get a hold of yourselves, the lot of you.

People try to be me…but there's only one me

At this point when arguing over something as autistic as women's ability to grow corn, and this post

I love these threads

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Sounds like you wish you could grow some damn corn.

I honestly have no dick pics, so I will have to take one just for you ;D.

no, there is only me, the unique one

I find it unlikely you can survive off of paper.

But you are me.

no you

quiet, my property

Me? What are you doing on here?

fuck me or yourself or a rock

Property can't own property silly! Now shhhhhh….

wya grl?

but can you articulate those things to others, and provide proofs? that's what I want to know
what did xhe mean by this?

It's low-effort Holla Forums falseflagging, don't sweat it

lol okay then, I'll just continue to drop spaghetti by not starving to death

Girls aren't on the internet.

Still waiting on the cock…

I find it unlikely you can survive off of paper.

I mean you are playing stupid, but little do you realize, you are stupid.

Damn. Well I'm gonna go with the rock den. No homo.

same tbh famalam

Hey I am having trouble getting an erection with all this god damn motherfucking pressure you dirty nigger licker.

is this supposed to mean something? it's like the leader of bulgaria calling brezhnev. who gives a shit?

fuck you leather head

wow that sure does prove your assertations :^)

But I didn't say anything like that

me neither

if you're , yes you did

if not, why are you responding like it's your post?

Pfdfff… That should just get you harder =3

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Not anfem but that post was sorta inconsistent.

Sure thing brah

Everyone posting in this thread need to be banned

pffft, I bet its fucking small, faggot

You first.

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what

I'm not gonna google image search that just to prove it's yours.

Include a message with today's paper or something you fag.

Did some doofus actually post their fucking dick ahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes, and it was unimpressive will back me up on this one.

whats wrong with posting ur dick on Holla Forums?

But if it really was yours user kudos for bravery.

Yeah, he wasn't even shaven. What a fag.

Mines better

I don't remember it in such vivid detail comrade.

He was uncut, too. How bohemian.

Is this turning into a dick-measuring thread?

if you want it too

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*Is that a challenge?*

Here you go you fucking fags. Hope you are happy. Included a picture of my flaccid dick for fun.

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kek

Honestly going to throw up

Like these bb?

You guys are gonna give him a humiliation fetish.

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Wait…. What if he had one and he's been baiting all of us into participating in it.

Motherfucking 4d Chess Mane.

benis

White dick looks like a slug lmfao

I don't think you understand, I don't get humiliated.

post * next

Why would you? your benis looks fine, albeit wet for some reason

You Asian hoes like some pretty nasty shit, so I am assuming that is a compliment.

I came…

What exactly do you think we get off on

I would like to laugh

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You nigs asked for this. Deal with it bb.

I don't see none of yall owning up and posting glorious leftycock

Eating cockroaches and stealing land from Tibetans.

I'm Vietnamese. Not Chinese.

Well then I guess you would have to get off on hating the Chinese and eating baguettes then.

I posted mine the other day tho

if it makes you happy, fine I guess, but I don't see the appeal

all threads are dick-measuring threads

Honestly my kinky days are over there

I just get off on girl butt and taking showers with girls and baths with girls.

Really, anything involving water and not being around dick in any proximity is nice.

Am I alone in having a bit of a kink for that? Water and not being around dick?

I don't have a kink of that sort, but I could see how it would be relatively common in heterosexual men. Water makes things wet and shiny and girl butts are pretty nice so I would probably be able to get off on tjat sort of porn.

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Damn can't even see the testes and that's my favorite part…

Actually I am going to respond to this rude comment

Heterosexual men don't have kinks.

So you are saying that men attracted to the opposite sex cannot have kinks? Please tell me why that is.

Yup

Men are boring as fuck and straight people are boring as fuck, by the powers combined they have no kinks

Those are just your opinions, sorry to break this to you, but your opinions don't affect the truth. Are you saying that foot fetishes, dressing fetishes, and anal fetishes don't exist?

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is femdom a kink? what is the differnece between kink and a fetish?

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Femdom isn't a kink, it's a natural response that men usually become infuriated at and try to suppress. It's just men who believe they're more important than they are being confused, it's not a kink.

how original

Femdom isn't a response you dimwit. Getting an erection from femdom is a response to it, but femdom itself is the act of a woman dominating a man. Which by no means is natural, hence why only a minority of people find it exciting. Prior to the Neolithic if a man came across a woman wandering, she would most likely have groveled before him offering herself to him for her own life.

This entire thread was derailed about getting mad about feminism and you're complaining about the content

Mom issues

but i am into femdom and my mom loves me

No one is normal, particularly someone who has chosen to spend their time on this site.

Because Holla Forumsacks are fellow natural far-right extremists that just need a little push, guaranteed. You can deny genetics and human nature for so long.

What's interesting about this is there are no figurines of men often found throughout wide spans of Eurasia. But there are Venus Figures everywhere.

This suggests Paleolithic society of some sort worshiped women. You have your anthropology wrong.

But that's what you're doing.

That just means you're a nice, good boy 😘

What is it an issue that I didn't let my mom fuck my ass? Sorry to hurt your babby feeling, but you are a full on nugger litching dringus.

No I'm saying you have issues. Mommy issues.

You know like troglodytes usually assume some woman has daddy issues? It's like that, except you have mommy issues

Nigga if you are going to bring up rocks that were carved to look like beastly, fat, saggy breasted then you are crazy to think people worshiped women because of it. Plus, there are few of them across Eurasia meaning it wasn't even all Eurasian cultures that even made these shit figurines.

Well it is fine for you to believe that. Making assumptions and believing in them may not be the most realistic way to live, but you do you.

Why is it commonality to portray in the same area men as animal or not at all, to having them be increadibly skinny.

It's not me making the theory btw. It's the anthropological community as a whole mostly.

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Not true, it is speculated by the anthropological community what the meaning of Venus figurines is. Some say worship of a goddess, some say it is a symbol of fertility. Some believe they could have been handles for tools. The best though in my opinion is the idea that it was used as a masturbation aid.

Hahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck

Do you know anything about art of the period

Do you?

Yes. There would be no fucking reason whatsoever to portray men a certain way when art was central to their culture and religion. Belief. With no writing, these are evocative of our early history as ever.

Women were crucial to survival in the time period and between men to women, women were portrayed more and for good reason

This shit isn't "masturbation aid", I've never heard that theory I doubt I ever will and you've made my night

I didn't say it was bad, just bohemian.

What does its unoriginality have to do with it being a derail? I don't care about thread derails, I care about originality.

k then

this

It does mean that, and they were finely carved from everything from ivory to shale.

Disagree with the anthropological community's consensus, not me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf Look at interpretation and purpose. So now once again you are just stating what you believe no what is necessarily true. There is no reason to think that they had any religion at that time, and no one but you say that they did. The venus figurines are not "central to their culture" either, because at that time they also had many wall painting. Saying they worshiped women because of these statuettes is like saying they worshiped mammoths because they gad wall painting of them. How were women crucial to survival other than birthing children, really men were crucial to women's survival. Women were not really portrayed more it seems, but instead this same "Venus" was created over and over. They believe it may have been a masturbation aid because of how sexually explicit they are. I certainly wouldn't be able to bust a nut to it.

Did you really link a singular Venus figure off Wikipedia and not the sources from the article on the general phenomenon on the lack of portrayal on the opposite sex

Provide proof of this consensus then.

Said you had never heard it could have been used as a masturbation aid. There is a source stating that it may have been used as a masturbation aid for you.

And women were crucial because every birth was a stillbirtth essentially, making their worth rather important. The material circumstances meet with the arts of the time.

there has never been a theory that's been accepted of Venus figures being masturbstion aids simply because of the material circumstance and vast distances from which they were found

Yes there is a source on wikipedia. I had not heard of it. Because that sounds fucking ridiculously stupid lmfao

Hey,shithead,don't apologize on behalf of me, u genuine retard.

You are a presumptuous waste of your father's sperm and should never darken your family's towels again

There has never been a theory "accepted" about the interpretation or use of a Venus Figurine at all.

This is rich. This is community college level rich.

You keep acting like everyone has agreed as to what the Venus Figurine means, but no one has. You just want to believe men worshiped women, when many anthropologists believe the figurines may mean completely different things.

Do you know what consensus means you blithering retard

Do you think it means universal pan campus agreement

So I guess you have no proof of a consensus about Venus figurines by anthropologists, huh?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurines
Here is a quote from the MAIN wikipedia article on Venus Figurines.

" There are widely varying and speculative interpretations of their use or meaning: they have been seen as religious figures,[7] as erotic art or sex aids,[8] or alternatively as self-depictions by female artists.[9]"

Brown grills are best grills and stormcucks will never get a gf.

It is literally part of the ciriculum of community college art history courses. Paleolithic to Gothic.

Do you want to prove that they were paleolithic doujins

Yes….that's pretty much what I just fucking said they were.

So you are stating that because a college teaches that Venus figures mean that men worshiped women, makes their theory correct? Colleges force women's studies down everyone's throats, why would you believe them about this?

I guess you are too dumb and blind to actually read the rest of the quote other than that " they have been seen as religious figures"

It is widely speculated by many anthropologists what the meaning of these figurines is, therefore there is no FUCKING CONSENSUS. Plus it seems many people believe they were sex/masturbation aids.

That's not mutually exclusive to procreation in an environment where such would have been seen as extremely important…that's pretty much agreed upon

Maternity was important

Give me a break, it's taught in community colleges nation wide.

Do you know what curriculum is.

There can never be a consensus because it's speculation. During the 70s or 80s or whatever there was a popular theory that arose around them being deities that had to do with primitive matriarchal mother goddess stuff that was tied to the popular feminism at the time, but has been criticized a lot since then.

Agreed. This this thread is a fucking embarrassment tbqh

This is actually not how the hypothesis itself came about at all but ok

What's funny is most of you are even contradicting Engels on these ideas

It is, I have a book on it I read years ago I could dig up for you. Where do you think it came from? It was at the same time all that Gaia philosophy and spiritualism entered the mainstream.

I'm going to say what I actually learned in college art, and that's the material conditions of procreation were incredibly hostile, and even a birth hardly stood a chance.

In said hostile environments, women could die during childbirth as well, or just from malnourished or disease.

Basic stuff.

This pressure on a people without a structure of any sort sought maternity for its power, to create life, and to help a tribe survive. This is why you see them pregnant as possible, it was ideal.

Whether they worshiped woman or not remains up for debate, but the lack of direct male figurines is interesting. It wouldn't be out of the question for maternity to be worshiped given all the evidence.

And something being feminist does not make it wrong, associating one with the other in order to prove a point is disingenuous.