♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Welma and Loco are SLUTS Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Welma and Loco are SLUTS Edition
don't make that the fucking op
That sounds better
Not you :c
loco I will cut you
I'd give you a torrent anyway
Word your bets well.
Should I post mine before you post yours?
try me pussy i fucked amy you think i don't know how to take a stabbing
e-fucking doesn't count
OP IS FOREVER
well now i'm gonna cut myself
Call that the Titanic cuz i'd ship it.
call that titanic cause i want kate winslet inside me
What do you like then? Are you vanilla?
I honestly didn't think you would be vanilla
that just mean's you're going down on our ship too then, baka. Get them dick suckin' lips ready
But the Titanic sunk-...oh.
loose lips sink ships
loose hips sink DICKS
CALL THAT LUSITANIA BECAUSE IMMA TORPEDO THAT
I currently have nobody I can talk to about my darkest fantasies, and would love to find someone to talk to.
I hate this test
Switch BDSM master race
call that flight 655 cause i'll pay good money for kids
Just post it you shit stain
I'd love to keep being autistic with you guys, but I gotta go make some money.
Sabs, call me.
If you look up "club banger" on youtube you get some really shitty music
I wish more shit like this came up
When I'm done I will but only if you re-add me
I enjoy being kept as a pet: in a cage, eating out of a bowl, being petted/caressed, etc.
f-far too personal......
im subby enough, just not that into pain
have fun welma
I enjoy it when my partner plays or acts like a pet animal (dog, cat, pony, ...).
That feeling when you are getting anxious/anxciety for no reason... so you begin to get anxious ebcause of the anxiety and suddenly have to make the anxiety meaningful so you just write batshit posts on an image board.
Pewdiepie is a child rapist
everybody know 3pac is the greatest
yall niggas weird
Seriously though/ How come Borgore doesn't make good music all the time?
I remember when this guy wasn't big years and years ago but he's only recently started to actually make anything decent/good
Talking back to one's dominant in a teasingly disobeying way, should be part of the sub's fun.
I wish Erio would let me do it....
J U S T
So if someone slaps your butt you're not gonna complain about it ?
honestly if I was a kid i would let pewds fuck me
like he must be god to twelve year olds and he's hardly unattractive
He could do his little reaction thing when he cums or whatever
brofist my prostate
I'm nearly done, love.
not unless theyre really rough
I do it to all the time.
Because he was experimenting, and I think DVBBS had something to do with it considering Tsunami & Stampede.
he did that song with miley tho
Being rough sometimes sounds fun to me.
pewds is pretty good looking
there is such a thing as too rough though
Partly why I like you tbh
Little Israeli boy needs to realize that my taste is the best and just put out what I want.
Like I said, he has a few good ones but not many. Decisions is def another he has that is good.
Maybe he's just finding his groove?
I'd a pewds. Probably let him take a shit on me
Is there any rule saying I can't domme Elma and loco at the same time?
It'd be fun to tie someone down and do naughty things to them to see how they react. I'm not into hurting people though. Not a lot, anyway.
Yep. We'll make really mean jokes about you, but all in good fun and to show we care. No biggie. You're fine with that, right? You're fine.
That actually does sound kinda cute. You sure you didn't enjoy it?
I think this is the 4th and only song of his I actually like.
that link is supposed to be for Forbes
oh well lmao
s-source on this pic
Ive seen it before..
Is there any rule saying I can't domme Elma and loco at the same time?
only if I can watch
I have to be fuine ;~; so mean
keeps me keen
Anyway, friend wants to hang out.
I'm gonna get dressed and head over.
The fact that most of my idle noises are animalistic?
Or that I'll arbitrarily make animal noises?
I can bark.
Like, really bark.
I'm not really one to draw pleasure from pain.
Yeah i'm sure everyone has limits.
There isn't but
And I don't mean to be crude
you can only reasonably fuck one asshole at a time. someone has to go first, and that privilege sets a precedent. i will kill elma for it if I need to.
I am going to have to watch female doms... again... FFS guys.
God damn you
careful. you watch too much of that and you end up not being able to enjoy anything else.
so i hear.
Scoot, I was gone so long 'cause that second snake finally came out of hiding and they called me. I scooped him up in a file folder and put him outside near a tree.
I could get a double-ended toy and just move back and fort with you two on either side of me, but then, it might be cute to watch you fight too.
aha there are different types of eee
I find it adorable when my submissive acts or dresses childlike, or when they engage in childlike activities such as coloring in a color book or playing on a playground.
What the fuck
Also that song you posted was at least 75% Getter.
its that noe incubus shota doujin
i personally enjoy teasing more than pain stuff
I find it adorable when my submissive acts or dresses childlike, or when they engage in childlike activities such as coloring in a color book or playing on a playground.
You're turning me on and I'm leaving soon
Why do you do this
I'd let pewdiepie tie me to a radiator... and just let him use me for the slut I am.
That is why I try to keep it to a minimum. But all this domm talk. Jesus. Now I just need some harsh as fuck grill rip my dick off.
♥ YAY! Thats has perked me up ^^ cute! what kinda wang diddler was he?
Well yeah. Sadly Getter doesn't make many good songs either.
Combine two half good people and you get something p good. Tbh it's why I like the song Forbes too, G-Eazy is sooo good
Pewdietie me to the bedpost?
Give us the double ended dildos
and some mouth gags as bolos
We'll settle it the way god intended men to settle their differences.
I feel that this test has covered the most important parts of my kinky interests.
Optionally, tell us what you feel is missing:
isnt that the same as you pretending to be an underage girl?
saws are really dangerous
I only ever liked his Headsplitter, otherwise just doesn't strike me.
Whats an example of that?
Turns out they're called rough earth snakes. He couldn't bite me 'cause his mouth is tiny, but I don't know if I could get any weird germs from him so I scooped him.
I love you so much right now.
being tied up and having your sensitive spots teased
im very ticklish
Was he a calm little wingless dragon? Legless croc :3
did he try and getcha with his wrath :3 cute wrath.
Where is Jack
He was really squiggly, but he didn't seem to want to hurt me. Just wanted to wiggle away. When I put him in the grass, he coiled up and looked around some, then squiggled away.
I had a fitting image somewhere, but I couldn't find it.
wait did you finally?
hE WAS LOOKIGN AT SABS AND SMILING.
PROBABLY OFF TO HIS SNAEK FAMILY TO TELL EM STORIES.
the inflicting pain bit is great.
It's like you and Blood-chan just fit what I'm for
That's the only one I like by him too tbh
I assume he has others that I just don't know of though, not gonna go out of my way to find them though.
You and Rin are doing things to me you shouldn't early in the morning
Where do you take this test at?
post yours when you're done
I kind of sync up with Tokai in a bunch of spots, according to that test.
Anyway, I actually have to go now.
I did when I heard it for the first time, the more melodic parts in other songs don't just blend in so well.
But that's just my opinion.
Yours will be like 90% dom.
I better re do this test because WHY THE FUCK NOT
i get tickled a lot when swords around
This looks so motherploughin' perfect I almost think you answered the questions truthfully
I bet they won't come up as what they say they are half as much
When I listen to this music I just wanna jump around and get lit with people
Go all out
Have fun Elma~
I did it!
You must have fun partners...
I hate all animals...
Why are you posting anonymously, Tsuchi?
I want more blood...
Morning? it's 3:20 in the afternoon
She was talking to me, back the fuck up
I did v.v
I bet thats not the only thing that happens.
no it most certainly is not
Good job, really.
I'll cut either you and myself and you can have all you want<3
It's noon here, just woke up an hour ago
I don't care who she was talking to, my eyes are always open/
i was having a good run there where I'm easy and not self conscious and throwing out witty puns about pewds and you ruined it
GG sabs stop making me feel good it doesn't make good content
No I was joking. amy is lovely but I don't think I would fuck him.
Do you like pets?
I want someone I could go all out on... but it's illegal
Yeah you play like boardgames and stuff right?
amy is lovely
Weren't you saying how horrible and abusive he was like a week or two ago?
I think it's okay, don't listen to anyone else
Yeah when he's around
i'm not going to shittalk him if he's not here
Something funny hm?
Thank you both.
I'll do it in a minute.
I will never be sexually satisfied
If you arent a submissive pet then you are lying.
Yeah, can be a good way to piss away time and I always pick up strays
Tuschi, you are the only one I make bark like a dog on your leash.
I think I like those few songs by Borgore not only for the beat but the constant talk of success/money/. Need more good vibes like that.
Looking forward to it
You don't know me.
I am biting my tongue here.
Should I just say how you are in private?
darn. that would have been a good story.
seems like he'd benefit from some cuddle therapy.
m-master, please don't tell them that!!
Everyone should be exposed for who/what they really are
In the end, only the animal inside matters
W-what do you do with them?
You think you can make me cum?
am I doing it right? :^)
I care for them until they die. Animals are known to show gratitude, humans, none.
i'm a cat.
don't need no test.
I'm a motherfucking Penguin
I hope so. I put him in a spot next to some bushes so he could hide and not get ironically picked up by a hawk or something right after I saved him.
Um...ok. Y-...you suck.
Ass. You suck ass.
wow you're a bitch
bet you like it when I call you that
Like that bunny video :(
poor judy's cousin.
i might watch zootopia again.
Witty Meticulous Inscrutable
I'm not that easy.
well, every once in a while we play some dark souls together
I love sneks so much
one tim in kindergarten we were talking about favourite animals and I wouldnot stop saying snake
I saw a video of a woman releasing a monarch butterfly she'd raised, only to see it get snapped up by a bird not ten seconds after she set it free. I was NOT going to let that happen to me or Snakey McSnootface!
And you should 'cause it's cute and you like cute stuff.
yep. and I'm not even good at it.
They're so pretty. I'm just afraid of the bigger ones 'cause I can never tell if they're the venomous kind or not.
Is he better or worse than you?
Is it because green ones look like vines?
the good ones rarely are.
You know my love of cute things.
like you mwah!
You'd really have to work for anything. I mean. Loco is on the scene so. I'd be pretty much dropping down to minor leagues here.
Green sneks are moving vines
the smart ones aren't too easy, either.
psh. you must be tamed.
i guess if the feelings are right, the stories talk about doing anything. even stupidly. so in a roundabout way, it is actually easy?
only one kind of venomos uwhere I live
I knew you couldn't make me cum
You don't like to cut them up and play with their insides?
Yes. When you performed said action upon me, I too felt that it was unsatisfactory.
Heh, I just thought of a good name.
Luckyyy. We've got tons, and some of them swim.
They bite though.
does he work in the radioactive plant in Slinksfield? :333
hes not as skillful, but he still performs well in terms of kd ratio
i'm just the fucking worst aren't i
say yes my nipples are like drillbits right now
Did you vote?
Call me humming bird <3
I've still never played a Dark Souls game.
Scoot, you're hissssssterical.
I would describe your efforts as lacking in enthusiasm and skill.
you should, though i suppose it is a little late now
so look, we've been acquainted for almost two years
and in that time i have learned either nothing or next to nothing about you, i am still not really sure
and i love you
Your leave vote was in vain
Did you vote to leave the EU?
You sure travel a lot
do you remember what you said to me, a month ago?
have to leave soon, but i'm not sure if you recall.
glad to have helped you with your writing exercise. but it was against the backdrop of your previous words in my mind.
Why is it too late?
i've said a lot of things.
what makes you so sure you could make me?
please promise you will marry me someday or i might kill myself
i still have not decided and i dont own a gun yet so yeah clock is ticking or something
I havent got a witty retort :(
Heh, its cool you guys have such exotic animals, even if there are some scarey ones... We only have deers and bunnies and mythical panthers
I'm too much for anyone to handle
Like you hitting on me. But here we are.
BRITS DONT QUIT
Y-yes...... like the nothing I am
You should leave the EU, they're giving all your money away to Muslims for no reason
it was particularly relentless.
i'm offended you can't remember.
you've said many terrible things, but this one was the most recent.
actually leaving soon, but I'd like if you tried to remember.
you still make me sweaty and smelly and junk and like give me butterflies (note: not e-butterflies they make me uncomfortable and i cant eat)
and ive had two years to process your existence so something extraordinary is happening
I am happy with that. I give £20 to IslamicAid a month anyway
i can't know which particular instance of me being a dick to you you're talking about just from that
So no, sorry
I'm tired of being nice
well, its not too late, but the first one may feel a little aged vanilla. if youre going to play dark souls, play them in order, and for the first one get dsfix and the retexture pack from nexus.
Your worthless little dick can't do anything for me
Just kill yourself, Sci. We don't want you here anymore
I'm not taking this bait
I wanna tie you down on the bed, then run into the room and just WAP my hand down hard on your tummy. Just wap it with my palm.
i'm gonna go out for a walk
sabs message me some abusive stuff at this point I honest to god cannot get it up to anything but internet domminess
If I do play it its gonna be after the summer because i'm gonna be really busy.
Yes. Do it. P-please! ./////////////////////////.
Have a nice walk!
Um...you piece of human garbage. *spits on you*
Leave a big ol' red mark!
When will the results of the Brexit vote be?
7am UK time... give or take
look im not into the performance art thing right now partly because i cant do it myself i admit
but also because i love you
you know, you yourself
not you being not you
i really want to leave but i dont want to also
fair enough man, gotta do what you gotta do
you would like it though
let me add you on steam for a sec. I need you to remember.
Yes! marks of shame -_-
I am shameful
haha i was just kidding that was a joke
no it wasnt
The only friend I kept from the islands who moved here with me goes to Panama every summer. I was offered to go last summer but I was going too a ton of concerts and couldn't, just like the year before. I think I might go there this year though.
Oh, you changed handles, I hadn't noticed.
i learned what year the panama canal happened but i didnt remember
If you leave, are you going to kick out Scotland and Northern Ireland too?
No, i dont believe thats the plan. But I am sure it could be an impetus for them to renew their claims for a referendum on their connection to the UK.
I really am, I can't take it anymore
I'm not reading this shit because I don't give a fuck
you did read it and im sorry but it's just that i constantly want to type this kind of thing and have you read it all the time
and i dont know how to cope with that other than making everything awful
They're basically your guys' Mississippi/Greece: places that pay in way less than they take out.
get on steam cocoa
Probably, but I voted remain and also would like to keep both in the UK
Call me sentimental
He told me the sharks there are ferocious. Quite the sight to see.
I really want to go swimming with them again.
You want me lead you into darkness?
I wonder how cybering between Loco and Kanra even works.
They're both subs but constantly trying to say they're smarter/better than the other so would it just be berating each other and awkward sexual tension that neither could act on?
These losers won't leave me alone
have to go. maybe next time. or never.
the fact he can't remember his own words irks me.
at best, he uses them loosely.
You've got to trim the fat.
i cried myself to sleep last night and i had not cried in years
they are known to eat people in hollywood at an alarming rate. i hope it's not as bad in panama.
youre better than me at pretty much almost everything i think
help them get off or something.
There is that.
I really don't like ignoring people but Sci and Bebop deserve it
Danny Dovito timmu
no im not looking to 'get off'
i just, you know, love her
that is totally called for i think i should go outside for a bit
simon & garfunkel = talentless hacks there i said it
my dog has the same songwriting talent
From Danger Squad->The Lounge to Hacker Chat
you wanna go kill some people?
I used to go out far into the ocean and swim up real close to them with my dad. They're great and I want to see one attack someone in person
Obey your master.
I wonder if this is the other one
I wonder how many "stolen valor" videos you can find Bebop in.
I fucking hate the people who do that shit. The day I see someone doing that shit I'm ripping them a new one.
You're being scary in the best way possible today, huh?
Sabrina is a b-bully.
Master of puppets is pulling your string
^^ best bully
How many people's "pet" are you anyways?
Oh yeah, for sure.
I'm neither submissve nor dominant, but you've seen Sabs post as FS/N Rider.
Damn straight man
i wear my sister uniform outside all the time, lmao
Why aren't you on steam so I can spam you faggot
because people keep bothering me
how does that now hurt her???????
That would be better with DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY playing.
fuck, i couldn't imagine taking a dick that way
Don't be so hard on yourself.
He was just young and needed money.
Then why was he the one paying for all of it?
yo sorry for trying to pull you out of character in public and stuff
Then you can commit suicide while playing ranked, how exciting.
For all of us.
so is that lloyd of what the hell
I don't see anybody called thugwafflez
speaking of lloyd our other black guy neko was totally blown off the other day
are you gay? follow-up question(or not?): is lloyd gay?
Lloyd is gay enough for all of us.
whywould I suicide in ranked
but when you say "us" does that include lloyd?
maybe get to spawn faster
i do not know what game you are talkimg about
enjoy your degeneracy.
You'll figure that out after you start playing ranked.
It would appear that way from the structuring of the sentence.
so youre lloyd
buttI already played ranked on three other regions
No, I'm still Kaybe.
You've got a lot of killing yourself to catch up on, in that case.
oh hi kaybe
i was very smitten with you before
until i wasnt
youre pretty cool kaybe stay cool
I'm glad that the third degree burns all over my body haven't come between us.
Those who sharpen the tooth of the dog, meaning
Those who glitter with the glory of the hummingbird, meaning
Those who sit in the sty of contentment, meaning
Those who suffer the ecstasy of the animals, meaning
yeah fuck dogs, cats are way better
yeah i get it it's fine we dont have to talk about it here
but what if i got you gardening gloves that had "killing machine" embroidered on them? would you like that gift?
oh yeah dont worry thats not a problem, hanako is my second favorite katawa shoujo
Oh hey, Alice.
thats not funny
only got 3 hours of sleep
K I L L M E
Alice still makes shitty advice threads on /b/ every day while living on welfare. Still doesn't have the courage to pull the trigger. Sad!
thats not funny either
that wasnt nice
Words don't mean anything to me. Cut my name into your skin and post pictures
to be fair, specially made gardening gloves arent words, but yes id love to do that for you and totally would if i werent afraid of blood or death or you! thats all
then you are the same as everyone else, you little bitch
also i dont know your name
what is your name
or just first initial would be cool too
I wonder how many people do not post because of sci
i never claimed i was special...
but i PROMISE you those gloves would be
i didnt do anything yet
lighten up flagless anonymous poster
laugh with me
Just write B-L-O-O-D-C-H-A-N
Are you Bebop?
Lmao... real gardeners like myself doesn't use gloves because it gets in the way
but arent you worried about aids?
You are literally a cancer.
part of me may be and i dont know it yet
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
...im literally posting BECAUSE Sci is here.
hows that hit you?
Post that cute bald guy again
he is me i am you we are one
Do you know my deepest darkest secret.. ?
you've got a small dick
The bans are a chemo, you have to fight cancer bit by bit.
...you once molested an elderly man in a nursing home because he left his fly down accidentally.
"to sama with love ~sci"
well okay then
Don't ban Sci
I know how to clean the dirt lol don't worry
what the fuck
Are you Moogs?
you are at least somewhat fond of sciiiiii???
I was just guessing but you confirmed it. Have you had gay sex with your brother like you wanted yet?
a wild guess... i was pretty close tho, right? RIGHT?
I don't know why, but I laughed.
mio best girl
I'm only fond of myself :p
Oh okay nvm
nuu.... not yet
Nope... a lil' more darker than that
How's that wrong in any way?
you are a very smart competent girl
You're totally going to get e-laid by him.
the joke writes itself
you are a registered sex offender.. after penetrating a loli you were supposed to be looking after when they thought you were responsible
hey thats cool, i can fap with that one
Just got off work
I mean, if you had a retard kid, there would have to be something enjoyable about it so you don't just drown them in the bath tub.
i'll make another joke in a moment
If I were to ever have a retarded kid I would give it up for adoption tbh
Abortion would be a better option but you can't really tell if its retarted until it comes out of the womb or whatever
Mad deja vu that you've used those exact words before, how are you nowadays though?
3 min Ban people who reply to Sci
Kinda reminds me of that discussion where people thought it was wrong for pregnant women to get a test and see if their child would become retarded.
like what's the problem?
that was a wild ride
really it takes a few months to make that determination... then youve become attached thus making it more difficult to give them up. evolution
And nobody of value was lost
maybe im not super duper creative.
moved states a few months ago. thought i'd stop by.
Euthanasia for retarded kids should be legal.
It be pretty easy to see if your kid has too many chromosomes.
A third trimester abortion should be allowed.
Or a fourth/fifth trimester abortion.
Kids should have a 30/60 day refund policy.
BAN ME FGT DO ET
I need a movie about that.
nah like, if the mom's stupid enough to not test first let her get the consequences.
If you want beautiful flowers then you have to have good clean dirt
I don't like girls :p and a lil' more darker... something unforgivable
-holds your hand-
I am genuinely and passionately in love with myself, yes
Rules are meant to be broken
*throws things at you*
Shut your sexy face up hoe <3
you killed one of your parents when they were really sick and pleaded for you to let them die
Could be that, or just one of the sayings you use a lot.
Sounds nice, enjoying it there?
Living it real slow, waiting for university entry exam results.
How's it going SD?
her get the consequences
But it's not the parents that have to deal with that, it's the state paying for them.
Like every Mexican family with 12 kids. It's not the parents that pay for it, it's them being leeches on government agencies since they'll claim they don't even know who the father is.
is the thread any good today?
doesnt really look like it
it lacks some of the amenities i am used to but it's alright.
i have a whole bunch of nothing to do until school starts in september. so that's pretty cool
LOL is that really moogs
no wonder nobodys posting
yiff 2 stronk
It's just been Autism-chan all day.
someone's gotta eat it.
One problem at a time.
Mexicans can be solved another way.
i for one arent posting anymore in such a god awful thread
me and baka are gonna go play transformice
blue waffle never gets old...
I fucking hate Catholics and Mexicans since they just shit out kids they can't afford and leech off any and all government agencies that they aren't even paying into.
Niggers are just as bad about that.
About to head to bed in a bit, almost 2 am here.
Not that much of a city place the new place?
I'll be having that same too if I do get the studying position.
level 30 naow
Getting ready to relax for the night
Was all excited for tomorrow to be Friday, but remembered 6 day work weeks
i lived in a rather busy area near the ocean. now im in the midwest. though its way cheaper out here than New England.
what studying position
You play LoL all day, everyday.
How has it taken this long to reach level 30?
Kinda like the baby boomers, later they need pension too.
planned kids thing was something right?
work much such wow too time sleep
much meme good sleep
odds to leave just went from 7:1 to 4:1
thank you based furfriend
Baby Boomers were a different issue.
There were just too many people going onto Social Security at the same time and there really wasn't every any contingencies for that.
They were mostly people who paid into Social Security but not really at a high enough % of income to cover that surge.
Different places, different perks.
The one I applied for from the university, hoping that it'd take off.
Otherwise a few plan B's and all that jazz.
Also, Planned Parenthood is a nonprofit that basically just gives birth control pills and pill abortions that the state backs since it's less welfare rats.
But "muh religious rights" types generally get pissy saying it's the same as "government sanctioned infanticide". Funnily, it's the same super racist group that would benefit from letting them all being aborted since it means less minorities.
Bookies think it's more likely that we will leave the EU
Or well, that the vote is closer
what are you majoring in
I guess that does sometimes help,
but as seen like China, setting a law on kids won't help either.
7:1 to 4:1 odds is still overwhelmingly in support of staying.
My hair is too long and when I try to sorta spike it, it just ends up slicking back
Ah, I'm not really following that at all.
Possibly electronics or energy & environment, applied to 2 different places.
So pretty much electricity & cash, if I did pass the entry exam that is.
I also need to shave
Think more "morning after pills" situations. That's more or less what Planned Parenthood did for low income, mostly minority people. It just kept them from shitting out kids every 9 months because they're too fucking cheap to buy a condom, let alone pay for the kid.
how confident are you
i blame the mexican genes...
Subtle leave the EU
Go get it professionally done and buy some decent product
I found out last year this was real when I found out it happened in one of my friends hometowns.
My whole life was a lie up to that point.
I guess that helps slightly.
But doesn't solve the issue
You. Wanna play~
being a wetback has its downsides
Im probably going to go buy some pricey spiking glue that works really well
I-I'm with an irl friend right now
The issue of low income minorities abusing any and all form of welfare?
i cant imagine...
Subtle actually has friends
Soto, the supreme court says you have to go back... I am sorry
We must play before you sleep master
being a wetback has its downsides
Is there a single upside to that?
Pretty much "alright" is how I'd put it, but also at the same time did better than a few of my friends who attended it.
and the problem of them having too many kids.
and other classes too few to compensate.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
I ended up getting some clay that worked well
The obvious solution is to just get rid of any and all affirmative action and jus soli.
I missed this, dammit, sorry.
I recall you told me about that, sucks.
Anything planned for the 1-day weekend though?
I-It's 2.6:1 now D:
Since I work early mornings I'll probably get some tea with a few friends. Also gym, clean, and maybe some other stuff like a ride if the weather is nice. Gotta find a good movie too for Saturday
Here's to hoping it gets to 1:1 odds lmao
I don't have to pay any existing fines I have here in the US if I leave right?
I'd be more than happy to leave
You're better than white people in a physical/sexual aspect
Ive never really tried clay or styling putty
Is it any good?
I want the UK to leave just so their economy crashes and Subtle is forced to get a job.
Mexicans better than white people in physical attractiveness
L O L
Any ideas for the movie so far?
Some research says we profit greatly if the bongs leave.
let the cash flow lads.
True, if only.
It's doesn't really smell, lasts forever, and if you need to restyle your hair just get it wet a little and you're good.
Depends on what genre the woman wants to see. Might go horror, asian horror, action, or comedy.
someone cheer me up.
looking at you.
Someone post the erp shitposting thing
I need it for research purposes
I mean't more like physical labor
Like, white people are complete shit at physical labor or anything that requires them to actually get up and do something
Spics aren't really physically attractive
Sounds like a good thing after waking up from a rough party
Throw some water on it, fix it, then you're good
Who are the niggers/mexicans of the Netherlands?
which one lol?
That's just because they're illegal and can't work anything other than shitty manual labor jobs while mooching off social systems they shouldn't even have access to.
In terms of population amount, the Moroccans and Turks. But the Somali's are the worst in terms of percentage thought they're not many people.
You would be illegal and they would most likely just get rid of you.
can confirm it works just like that
If you sweat a lot too it'll hold just fine
The one that's just text and has "BULGE" in big wavy letters
ah... bards got it, did not save
Sounds like a plan, also now I'm wondering if this is already another woman.
Anyhow I'm off to bed now.
Yeah, just nuke them.
Night tho SD
Enjoy your sleep man
this ruins my day
this wasn't cheerful. it was a little stressful.
my latest adventure in trying to learn how to into emotions.
doesn't matter. it'll be fine.
*drops everything and hugs you*
sorry, if i see him around this evening ill be sure to get a copy for you
leaning how to into emotions?
Can't get upset if you don't get the results you want
Learning emotions is a complex thing and there is no super define 100% guide to it
Hope your day gets better tho buddy ^^
Have a bleach and turpentine martini.
What does the top text say?
dun wan hugs from sociopaths
it was legitimately stressful. over it now.
good see'n you around here.
i was going to say something earlier.
but came across a very depressing, fixable aspect of human nature in regards to stuffs.
gonna lie down.
S-So I don't have to pay that 11k fine r-right?
Why wouldn't you mooch off the system?
Like it's there so why not?
I'll be around tonight
Percentage of people on welfare.
so you see that of all somali's 70% is on welfare.
Because it's disgusting.
Why would anyone want their entire existence to just be a matter of abusing and leeching off welfare?
How would you have any sense of pride if you're entirely dependent on gubbermint cheques?
What a whore.
Dutch is close enough that I can guess most of them but "Pools"?
Hello is this the shitposting central?
No, but what did you get an 11k fine for?
Narcicist, not sociopath
Good, now hook me up the spicy memes.
Yeah I hoped for that.
but they're not permanent stayers, they get hired by companies from poland so it's rare to see them jobless.
moshi moshi shitpost switchboard how may i direct you call?
who are you tho
same shit diff day... fun times had by all
whats up on your end?
I need copypastas.
Hoshi, can't you see my name?
Generally any word that came about before modern globalization but after colonialism isn't similar.
Makes sense since the they're being supported by technically their home country and it being the EU working how it theoretically should.
Had all my underlings in the same room as me today...they don't seem ready for the onslaught of kids..
have you posted here before?
where do you hail from communitywise?
transferring your call please hold for the next available representative...
Well i've lurked, but no not really. I'm from /trash/ And no i'm not a furfag.
It's probably either Sci or BC again.
Eastern Europeans are the ones profiting off the eu the most tbh.
The South can't handle the Euro because they are poorer and lazier, and the North (Germany-NL) has to pay for everything. Britain better not screw this.
Some of this shit is gold.
Were you a hunger games thread guy at one point or am I misremembering?
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Yes. Its even more cancerous than this place.
Is it dead yet?
Which countries even give more to the EU than they take out?
I would think it only the UK, Germany, France, Belgium, Netherlands, and the Scandinavians.
Something something the service was nice.
my big toe hurts
The ride never ends.
Image isn't a good file so the statistics are in here.
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Have the Slavs ever been not a bunch of broke ass deadbeats?
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I guess the time of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was good for them.
But otherwise, no.
But to be fair, they lived under the commies.
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