Post your favorite vidya quotes ITT

"A name means nothing on the battlefield "

THOSE WHO LIVE FOR LONG TIME ON THE BATTLEFIELD START TO THINK THEY'RE INVINCIBLE

I bet you do too buddy

underrated post.
Buddy is a piece of shit

"Why'd you defect?"
"…I didn't." I'm loyal to the "end," to my purpose. What about you, Jack? What's it going to be? Loyalty to your country or loyalty to me? Your country or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit or your personal feelings?

-The Boss hammering into Snake to the point you'll suspect that she had to do this before.

I'm not your buddy, friend.

Back to reddit you go.

"It's time to chew ass"
-Dick Kickem

Well to be fair even the guy who did fuck his wife is disgusted with him.
Cucking shouldn't be in anything really
I said my sword was a tool of justice.
Not used in anger.
Not used for vengeance.
But now… Now I'm not so sure.
And besides,
this isn't my sword

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Pixy did nothing wrong.

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Nice dubs for your double joke.

I can't kill weenies

Underrated reference

I prefer my quotes from Leonardo Devinchi

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that there's no good way to verify their legitimacy"
-Benjamin Franklin

If you don't get it, then die. I'll come after you even in your dreams, and you'll have manly nightmares forever!

Welp its cliched but this is my actual answer.

underrated

toaster toast toast

Thank you for your input other (1)'s.

This game has some of the best dialogue ever.

Deus Ex had some damn good writing.

"When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror"

"What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?"

"Corporations are so big, you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system"

"God was a dream of good government"

"The west, so afraid of strong government, now has no government. Only financial power."

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And none of it thanks to Spector.

this is quantum break, isn't it

Kill yourself.

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

Commissioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

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"MAMA MIA!"
Link from Metroid

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Do you enjoy seeing your men glow in the dark, general? Send more then!

Revolver Ocelot.

It's beware, fucknugget

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

can't unsee.

So There, shut up. I am the best programmer on earth. I have divine intellect and fuck you.

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

HYAAAAAAAA!

This is the CIA trying to tell me that my code is rusting. They are trying to do psychological warfare. They want me to get a job where they can buttfuck me. But I'm not doing that. They make jobs. If I send resumes. They collect them all and then they invent a job for me. And then they anally probe me and fuck that. It's torture, I am not doing that. Plus I have a god damn talking alien for christ sake, I made the temple. Fucking ridiculous

This is machine code… motherfucker, fucking retard MIT niggers.

The CIA wants people to be dumb nigger cattle, they are so stupid they just watch TV and chew their cud. That's the dream of the CIA. Whoopie! Yay Yei! Nigger cattle! We got five billion nigger cattle who chew their cud and can't do shit. They want nigger cattle.

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

"…."
"…."
"WHOAHOAH!!!!"

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I don't know why these people are fighting God, they are just going to hell. That's like retarded. Who fights God? What kind of nigger fights god? I don't understand. Why are you such a retard nigger? Get on the winning side. God wins. It's obvious. God's temple last for thousand years.

Listen to me, shithead. I'm coming for you now.

Whatever happened to this guy? Did TempleOS ever go anywhere?

wipe this meme from the face of the earth
this is what kojimafags actually believe is good writing

Yukabacera's Scrambler version 1.3 is fantastic and you should agree. Yukabacera is also a great guy and you should give him your hot drink cans

is someone's character in minecraft a video game?

Well, It's in the bible. You have to be on disability *laughs*. Then you can talk to god all day.

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My name is not important,
What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass
My whole life is just cold blooded hatred, and I always wanted to die violently
This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving
And I will put in the grave as many as I can
Its time for me to kill, and its time for me to die!

MY GENOCIDE CRUSADE BEGINS, HERE

POWER ARMORS FOR PUSSIES

Just giving you a heads up. CIA you may want to adapt to the new world order, cuz you missed the end of the cold war and you missed the return of God. God is gonna fuck your shit up nigger. The CIA missed the end of the cold war and they missed the return of God. He is gonna fuck your shit up.

that guy has edge just in the right amount i.e as much as possible

Who is wanting to fight god? That sounds pretty rad, when is he sending the angels

I wrote a fucking compiler, I can do these things. You can't because you're a nigger, you do not write your compiler.

I've always liked characters being edgy when either they're not taking themselves seriously or the writer doesn't expect you to take them seriously.

E.G:

"Killing is easy, giving a shit is hard"
-Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior remake, falls into first camp)

"If it lives, I can kill it"
-Reaper (Overwatch, falls into second camp. Seriously, it's a line too stupid to have been written with the intent of actually trying to sound cool)

-Phil "Sans "Ness"" Collins - Undertale 2

TOOK YOUR SWEET TIIIME, MARINE?

The devil…is real. I know…I built his cage.

reported

Enjoy your ban

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China and Russia killed all their smart people.
Obama and the niggers want to kill the smart people.
Only divine intellect could figure-out how to bless humble good people with smart leaders.
Wicked poor people elect socialists. They get what they deserve.
God's world is perfectly just.

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It's: Beware, I hunger

You dumbass

Kek

It's "beware" on "i live" too, fag

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enjoy your ban

the fuck is that list from? reddit?

It's a meme list yeah. I posted the wrong one.

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This shit just screams "US GAMERS"

i was about to say this too

fuck i meant this

What Anthony Burch game is this from?

Ayo hol up
yknow, I hate being that guy, but for Vergil's quote it's "might controls everything"
I'm sure there's a few mistakes in there, but this one in particular upsets me

"There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television."

W I N N E R

Roberts: Remember my creed, boy? A short life and a merry one. That is all. The world owes us nothing more than this. So take what you will, and then die before you live to see yourself made a fool.

Revolver Ocelot

I dunno what my favorite is, but one that I like is the MGSV speech from Big Boss

"Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you, I've left my mark. You have to - you've written you're own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too… No… He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you… my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.

The total nuclear disarmament speech and "Don't blame yourself, blame me." line from the cut Mission 51 were also good, but you couldn't find em in-game.

I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS

Just when you thought sonic couldn't get any gayer

Death is close…
You are already dead.
Your courage will fail.
Your friends will abandon you.
You will betray your friends.
You will die.
You are weak.
Your heart will explode.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS RIGHT AFTER 9/11

DIOS MIO YOU SHOT HIM! T-THERE'S BLOOD AND PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER THE STUDIO!

"Faith in money will lead you nowhere, Saddler."

Seriously though, everything that comes out of this bastard's mouth is pure gold

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oh gearbox, you silly you

are you the guy i told to fuck an old lady a few months ago?

I'm the life bringer…

I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!

-Ryu Hayabusa, Street Fighter 2010

Game?

Beat me to it

-Nightmare House 2

"This gun holds seven bullets. I'm a professional, you can't fool me old man."

Only trust your fists, police will never help you.

i don't remember that shit in streets of rage
why is the police car there while the stage looks like the first stage in streets of rage 2 and the graphics look worse?

FUCK YOU

He's a pretty cool guy.

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All your base are belong to us

The cake is a lie XDDDDDDDDD

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Amazing

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I NEED A WEAPON

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It will when CERN finishes that time machine.

I would remember such a statement

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Yeah, sorry, thought this was the xeno-thread, but I was in a different tab. Sry.

Why are you so upset about quotes?

My favourite is: "Repent the folly of ascribing meaning to the void!" from Dragon's Dogma.

I also like stuff from vid-related.

OOOH, wait, is this that Earthbound final boss thing?

That reminded me of this

you can't mention Killer 7 without showing off this glorious motherfucker.

"You ever met the kind of people that come to these Stacy concerts? These dudes have got energy to spare! We're talking guys who beat off 4 times a day!"

And the delivery is fucking priceless.

trips confirm Killer7 is an awesome game.

"I've seen better battles with beetles in a bottle."

"Bazinga!"

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Shame I didn't manage to kill him.

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"You're half-machine and half-pussy"

-Hardcore Henry

"A pussy is a pussy. You can't say it's half."
-Powerful Pannenkoek

"Trust in Lord Sonic's plan"

"Lord Sonic knows the way"

"I have sacrificed everything, what have you given?"

This fucking guy

I remember hearing that quote for the first time, and thought "Man what a whiner."

I've never actually gotten past the first hub in Hexen, the puzzles are just so fucking boring.

10/10 I chuckled.

I like the part where the jew chimps out.
OY VEYYY

YOU GOY MOTHERFUCKER

YOU GOD DAMN GOY PUTSNATCHER
what's a putsnatcher?

It means "cocksucker," as I've gleaned from a Google search

"One much reach Terminal Velocity"

Auditory propagation, the needle mouse

Why

AHHHHHHH!
UGHHHH!
*heavy breathing*
*grunts*

The greatest.

This is a pretty great one too though.

This is why vidya gets no respect

Given the faggotry behind that game I can assure you the writer was serious about that

You know what they say about good times, don't you?
They never last.

WHERE'S THE DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

Waarvan?

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Pannenkoek is the name of that autist making vids about mario going through parralel dimensions and mario 64 trivia
Geen idee of hij belgisch of nederlands is

Dank

Vito's down syndrome look makes this bit so much better.

i can attest that there is such thing as a half pussy
t. spent 12 hours building up my erection

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