Why kids love 'fascist' cartoons like 'Paw Patrol' and 'Thomas'

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All heil the nazi-dogs! (Thomas and its 1488 tracks are already a meme thing)

heh.

The mayor in paw patrol is an upper class female nigger. How is her social status improved by banishing the poor little white boy?

Sometimes I wonder why those people with mental disorders are writing for big news networks instead of being locked away, but than I remember that this timeline has Jews.

Don't tell me this is an actual fucking article
How are these people still paid

The absolute state of CNN.

What is wrong with the West what the fuck. A rhetorical question, it's always the kikes
Two months ago i was listening to a satirical block on the radio which from time to time runs a fake news segment with absurd shit, and it was about fascist preschoolers in Sweden (IIRC) and how to find and report them to authorities

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Parenting Magazine Warns ‘Blond, Cheerful’ Families Dangerous, Likely Right Wing
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No, we do not. That's what brain-dead liberals want because it's what they've been told they should want. I would much rather live in a world where rules and logic "reign supreme" but are supplemented and supported by imagination and empathy. You can't build anything worth while on a foundation that keeps shifting.

Oh, you mean humans naturally desire order and definitive, clear societal roles instead of some wishy-washy fluctuating standard of what is "right?" Well golly, who could have ever thought that except literally every generation of humans that grew up in a civilized culture before this one.

Then they go on to cite Buzzfeed of all things as evidence that this show about a boy and rescue dogs is sexist because all the adults including the female mayor are incompetent (as is the case in literally every kids show with young characters, otherwise there'd be no plot)

This article is the rash caused by a deeper malaise, the symptom of a dying society. Thankfully we seem to slowly be nursing our culture back to health, though it's going to be a long fight, yet.

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Reminds me of some video in Kikebook about two cunts doing some kind of slam poetry/improv bullshit about Princess Peach being rescued by Mario, them being sarcastic all the time. If it were tongue-in-cheek comedy it would be just bad but you can forget it, but it really does seem like they have a legitimate beef against a fucking videogame character.

My "Leftist Insanity" folder grows once more.

''Choo, choo train chuggin' down the track
Gotta travel on, never comin' back''

Now that she mentions it, thomas the tank engine could do well with a more diverse array of passengers and locations. I can even foresee her making a cameo in a live action series.


They've come full circle, admitting that traditional nationalists do well at raising children. In instances when our enemy feels secure enough to reveal their true position, they should have full our support, let them tell normal people that everything they consider good and decent is fascist, lets pick it up from there and turn around the pavlovian denial when being charged with a bad-goy term like fascist into a positive association. For if all that is good, noble, healthy and prosperous is fascist, then what is wrong with fascism?

The villain in Paw Patrol is a shady White businessman and other White townspeople are portrayed as clumsy and always in need of rescue like the little blond boy and the sailor.

Whoever wrote this article clearly never watched the show, and thinks uniformed dogs = fascism.

Furries probably love this shit.

Ha ha ha! No such thing. Well, except the nips. But white people are still better.

Based Thomas?

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He's fascist because he always runs on time.

I added an archive link within the screenshot.

And then there was Trouble.
The Troublesome Trucks went down the siding with the Death Roller Coaster!
Jews Flew Everywhere!

Oh shit, I love Thomas now!

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Literally everything commies hate and call fascist are the things they miss as soon as they get their way. Also known as "white civilization". Rules, order, clean streets, being able to walk outside without being raped / mugged, having food on the shelves at the store and being able to afford it… yeah that's some pretty fuckin awful fascism right there, antifags!

Wait, what? Is there a Holocoaster in Thomas the Dank Engine? Which cartoon will have the masturbation machines?

They got rid of the White baker mascot from Cinnamon Toast Crunch a few years ago.

hey, i've got a folder named in the same way! Here's an example

I'm betting these deranged people are the same who either hire Conchita to pick up their kid's shit because they're obviously too busy at work writing about evil privileged white people, or major cucks who say "let children be children", while Tyrone's son shits up every inch of the house, afraid of telling him anything.

because you bragged about it, share it with us then, anons! I could use a good laugh.

upper class female nigger with a pet chicken.

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Well, I could show you a couple

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Thomas the Tank Engine is a hotbed for autism, and we all know what happens to autism when it becomes weaponized. Jews fear the locomotive.

Not clicking play. That looks terrifyingly like the human centipede thing. Leftists are literally devil worshippers, whether directly (as by the elites) or indirectly (the leftist poi hollo).

True, and the worst thing is that they are convinced that it symbolises something good, but it's really a death cult.

………..
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THERE WAS NO HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL DAY IN HITLER'S ERA YOU STUPID WOKE FUCK

Holla Forums should create a show about Roman legionaries fighting evil rebels in Judea.

For children of course.

How about a coloring book for adults called "I Am So Sick of White Guys"?

THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT???

Just call them "the rebels", and show them doing all sorts of bad things.
Don't explicitly call them Jewish rebels, but give visual and contextual hints.
Don't even call it Judea on the show, but make it obvious, and admit in interviews that that was the historical inspiration.
The amount of kvetching it would create would be great.

Aw, user. You didn't get the joke.

I knew you were referencing Monty Python, but I didn't get the joke.

Also, make the Romans cats, to appeal to children.

From my experience these people give zero fucks about their children. The hard work of raising them isn't empowering you see, having to get up early to prepare your kids for school traps you in bourgeois domestic life and I'm not letting them ruin my dreams (my cousins ex-husband quite literally said this about his kids).

Heresy, make em cute wolf cubs.

PAWG PATROL, PAWG PATROL
WHENEVER YOU'RE A BUBBLE

PAWG PATROL, PAWG PATROL
WE'LL BUY YOU A MCDOUBLE

NO COCK'S TOO BIG, NO BUTT'S TOO SMALL
PAWG PATROL, WE'RE DOING ROLLS
SO HERE WE GO, PAWG PATROL
WHOA O O O O
PAWG PATROL.

She’d better not be younger than 16.

Furries not even once.

And the rebels would be what then? Cats?

Literally just give them slightly larger noses and watch the likes kvetch and out themselves. Best attack is the one your enemy does to themselves.

The rebels would be disgusting Skaven-like rat creatures. Seems like a pretty fitting analogy to me.

A cult of rats that shaves themselves and calls themselves "the shaven"?

Almost flawless. Shame the fucking furries co-opted it.

i don't believe this.

wew

the chicken looks like a pidgeon, nice hat.

The mayor likes White cock?

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I want to kill every Jew. I want to torture every one of them to death

Snowblowing negress in power confirmed.
Watched the show myself as I work in the industry. The woman is relatively incompetent but as she is a major character, she's made somewhat likable.

Much like how the Mayor of Townsville in Powerpuff Girls is.

Is the mayor of the show Sheila Jackson Lee?

Big if true.

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Looks pretty antisemitic tbh

Confirmed Kike

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It's "Jewish Insanity," fam. Communist Aryans are traitors; nonetheless they are but a symptom

gas the dinosaurs.

(((Elissa Strauss)))
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The only Persons in this Article that are not from the tribe are
Thomas, Ryder and Katherine DM Clover, but she is a dyke with wife and daughter that writes articles about her parenting as a queer and water colour paintings she does to calm her mind.

Friendly reminder Applejack will no longer wear a hat or be a farmer/cowgirl in gen 5 because fuck trump. Hasbro probably going to get applejack Blacked by making her boyfriend a zebra.

Isn’t the smurf and telelatubbies Marxist propangada?

look at those (((eyes))). always the dead, sunken eyes.

s a n p a k u

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This is great news.
Best case outcome: all horsefuckers get over MLP and become better people.
Worst case outcome: all horsefuckers kill themselves.

leftists could solve this "problematic issue" by not letting a TV raise their kids…. nevermind its completely unsolvable

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Good, keep pushing the narrative. This is just a step below just screaming "kill whitey". When you push the white kid, he pushes back.

I'm torn with this issue. On one hand I don't want to give liberal ass gobblers an inch, even with a show made for 6 year old girls. On the other hand I couldn't give a crap less about horse fuckers and their gay show.

I keep looking into the iris and pupil instead of noticing that the iris is literally in sanpaku position, anyone help?

Since you asked nicely…

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This lvan guy has some really laughable posts. Also,
What a fucking based Nordic last name.

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Ah, so they admit Religion of Cuck™ is not a race and therefore cannot be legally treated as one.

My sides.

The people who worked on the show worked on my favorite cartoons from my childhood, like Dexter's Lab. There's actually an episode about anti-Communism and it's rather endearing. The villain has a power that takes away everyone's talents and renders them all "equal" (there's an equals sign stamped on them) which means equally boringabd incompetent. The show has a reputation for being pozzed because it spawned a degenerate subculture but it's ironically one of the least pozzed cartoons for kids on television, certainly better than Adventure Time for example which is basically a stoner show or Steven Universe which actively pushes lesbian themes and features a retard as the main character. And then there's that show with the boy who turns into a girl for his "superhero" identity and that Disney cartoon, Star vs. the forces of evil, which featured a gay kiss in a non-Looney Tunes sort of way. I admit its really difficult for me not to examine these things in close detail when a lot of people talk about them.

Hearts of Iron is a wonderful game.

I'll take your word for it user, you couldn't get me to watch that show if you paid me. I've seen those other shows either out of morbid curiosity or via snippets from watching my younger relatives. I've heard good things about Sonic Boom, I've been meaning to watch it just to see if it's true.

have some more

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Is that first account real? What an evil Jew

(((Redstone)))

BAD SUOMI.

get stoned and watch cartoons for fun,suddenly idea,crap out article.

wew are standards of news really this low?

It gave me fuzzy memories of my childhood and I grew up mostly watching Looney Tunes and Craig McCracken cartoons. It is quite striking to me how that style of writing cartoons has seemingly vanished completely. In fact Craig's wife is the person who spearheaded the cartoon and her motivation was "Most cartoons for girls are just shit," and I can't say she is really wrong. I learned about the MLP cartoon from the infamous review that circulated on halfchan, which caused me to know about the creators of the show ahead of time and make me more interested. In case you didn't know, it was an extremely melodramatic and asspained review that caused contrarian members of Holla Forums to say "Well this guy is obviously a raging fucking faggot, so obviously we should watch this show." That was how the whole adult men audience started. Overall I think it's a pretty wholesome cartoon – for girls of course. It encourages girls to be feminine and be proud of it while not shying away from hard work. Which is why it had so much crossover from dudes who normally watch moeshit.

Sonic Boom has writers and actual jokes with a set-up and punchline, not that "lol-so-randumb" shit I've seen in other modern cartoons I've come across. It's very episodic, so the status quo doesn't change that much which is a good thing in my opinion. Quite a bit of self-referential humor and the occasional fourth-wall break so if that's not your thing then you might not care for it. The last episode of the first season has Eggman fawning over Shadow like an obsessed fanboy as a jab at all the fans who kept asking them to put the edgelord in, just as an example.

Poe's Law strikes again.

inb4 this is the norm promoted by (((Hollywood)))

The mascot is supposed to be a representation of him

Can the creators sue them?

They are in no fucking way facist, and even if they were you can't prove it.
It's a fucking TV show.

If I was the company that owned either of these shows, I would write a big fucking letter to my lawyers about this. There is no objective facts, so they can't play it as news.

Wait…. should there be a group of people making facist cartoons for children?

Im sure someone could make that if they were determined enough…

It doesnt also git into those clothes

(((Schwarzmann))) what is that, like a kike nigger?

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Probably not the smurfs because they have their own ethnostate and their main enemy is a hook nosed warlock

How about killing every kike down to the last infant, destroying anything ever made or written by a kike, and erasing the very existence of kikes from the annals of history? I feel like that might work.

mind dumping some more, need it.

They both look too weak for the work that'd be required of them in a communist country

holy shit this thread is making me mad

try again

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This is the thing about kike facial features. They may look (((White))) on a certain angle but there's just something not right about it, and it's not just the nose. Most kikes don't even have the pinkish skin glow like Whites have, at times it's more like either pale or yellow, and even brown. If you take a look at a kike's head shape it's also different from Whites. Tends to slope down on the forehead. Do any of you anons have some infographics on kike physical features?

Is correct grammar and spelling considered racist now to?

I tried to find some definitive proof that soy "wasn't Kosher" so I could use it as ammunition against the Kikes and make people aware that if they don't eat it, surely that should be a warning sign but I couldn't find anything.

Anyone else have any luck?

Someone has to bury the bodies of the people that starved to death.

Anna Anthropy's real name is Anthony Testa.

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Why haven't we ended this race already?

Dogs are the white mans truest friend, and it kind of makes sense that kikes hate trains so much considering they were heavily used to transport them to labour camps. Trains and dogs are basically honorary arians now.

Ben Garrison paint-by-numbers 'I am so sick of niggers' when?

Why post this, you fucking faggot?

Don't think you've the jurisdiction to call other people faggots, TORpedo.

Why do commies love that shitty rifle?
It was fucking great for the 1940's, but there are have been studier and more reliable guns on the market for thirty years.
They're not cheap, either. Buying a brand-new AK will set you back at least three or four grand, so you can't use that as an excuse.

Why do they choose to present themselves like this?

wait is he *literally* shaking near the end of that clip?

It's their symbol of pride, the only achievement of note.
Like which?

Eat shit and die, you fucking sand-nigger.

Its an Airshit, it isn't even a real AK.
What universe do you live in?

bruh…

I love that this is ONE character in unicode.

I'm talking about proper one, not one made by another company.
Proper AKs are expensive as fuck in the US because the sanctions on Russia have blocked most recently made ones from entering the country directly.

gg no re

Also:
Top cringe
sage for double-post

>tfw announce sage and fail to actually do it

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My guess is that soviets made a lot of economical weaponry that happened to be nearly potent as European and American counterparts.

The AK47 has about 96 parts in comparison to the >110 parts of other rifles out there. That's why you probably see it in third world countries frequently. While it's less customizable than the AR platform, it's easy to field strip and assemble. In my opinion, they're like the glocks of assault rifles.

The Makarov has about 30 parts total, but it's not too iconic.

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at least he's a good sport about knowing people will kill him

He's trying to intimidate people with an airsoft gun? Do we even have controlled opposition?

Every time I see a nu-male, I automatically assume that it's actually a gay guy undercover to infiltrate "his fellow straight people."


wew laddies

Nice D&C, cuck

have you kikes is pissreal never seen whites?

What are yaoses, and why are they yaed?

My sides are in orbit now.

Fuck off, yer stupid. Real AK47's are made by plenty of other companies.

Kikes look for the OU mark.

weeaboo china larp the cringe of commie mao larpers.

What the fuck does his shirt say?

weeaboo mao larping is cringy.

I think both scenarios are best tbh

This is "autistic 15 year-old defending his porn preferences to the rest of the class"-tier cringe even for that fat commie fuck; jesus christ.

It'd be funny because of Maus, that kike comic about the holohoax where the Jews were mice and the Germans were cats.

Holy shit, this would be best: Make the Roman legion multicultural: A German cat, a Roman wolf, a Gallic boar and a Thracian bull, maybe add a team leader who's a lion.

And all of these friendly cool animals go and beat the fuck out of a bunch of evil rat-faced kikes.

Oh sweetie. Sweeeeeeetie pudding pie honey. No. No that could not be more extraordinarily false.

Tht's nice but the real question is why are so many people intimately familiar with fine details of a childrens cartoon. Yeah, I know the Chans got populated by Gen Zyklon at some point but really? This is a step too far.

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Cats are cool.

"блять" - whore

FTFY

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You really have no idea how many of us there are.

Yeah, even GLR in the into to his book, white power mentioned naked theater and kikes as fucking degen.

Reminds me of this

Jesus Christ leftypol.

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Commies aint people user.

Wait until the feminist comic book industry to start turning on Alan Moore like they did with frank miller

memes aside, I can't believe what horribly low quality "people" communism attracts. If we had more power I'd call them controlled opposition.

Because boys like bad ass cartoons.
/thread.

In my days it was dragon ball z.

The teletubbies is communist Propaganda.
Evalion is a whore, but her childlike voice is great for narrating scripts.

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Should say "How To Avoid Rape As A Finnish Girl" or "How To Rape A Finnish Girl" to fit that books cover art. Just look how grabby those hands are.

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Isn't that fuck a commie herself now.

It's easy. It caters to the lowest of lows. "Everyone is equal and special if you judge you're a bigot/racist" etc. It's made for worst quality of people in mind and it shows.

what does all that translate to english?

Normalfags are picking this up now.

Huh that On Shabbat mom blah blah title of the article gave me an idea. A way to sow discord is to do targeted memes specifically convincing jewish women to ask more from the families (((they))) are apart of.

My guess that Shabbat article has the jewess saying the men in her family need to do more or whatever. Though I wonder if feminism talking points work as well on (((them))).

Why the fuck do so many faggots get this wrong? It's the fucking left arm not the right. See pic related

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Smdh fam

Imagine a scene where one of the Shaven is giving a speech about how the cats must be replaced because "they lack diversity", and all these bewildered cats are looking on, of all different breeds, sizes and fur colours.

The Last Unicorn is much better; it's esoteric as fuck. The Canadian marshmallow anime one causes a lot of butthurt though.

True larpers lack attention to detail. That alone is an insult because Germans are very adamant about attention to detail.

Because most people are larping faggots that can't into eyesight and history.

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Call me when one of the "fandoms" or "drawfags" make something That isn't ">:D"

Something like the embed.

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Here's the video the first pic is from

on the left

its not a bad thing if its purely on an economic basis, but the only correct view socially is traditionalism.

the only place those degenerate pony fetishists belong is on the end of a rope

speaking of Fallout, what ideology would Caesar's Legion be?

I should write one called "I'm so sick of women and minorities" just be a dick. I can also do art and everything.

Sister thread on /fur/:
>>>/fur/57702

You know what I love about God's omnipotence? He can derive goodness from evil through forgiveness, without making evil good, because that'd be fucking stupid if he could. Meanwhile these Marxist atheists think you can transmute good to evil and make them equal because "They're just identities." I guess this is why atheists in the 20th century managed to kill hundreds of millions of people with impunity and without hesitation.

Thomas confirmed 2hardcore
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more one to your collection

Dark Enlightenment.

fugg, wrong pic

I enjoy the mild sprinkling of redpills in Sonic Boom, and the show on the whole, for that matter. If it wasn't for the sort of cheap looking CGI, then it would be an ideal show for that franchise.

Also, general reminder that the mayor of Hedgehog Village is a rat with a New York Jew accent, is known for his political corruption and greed, uses occasional Yiddish outbursts, and is a complete coward. He is a LITERAL Jewish rat. Food for thought.

theme:

Remember April 1st? The ponyfags arguably have their own 'light of a better world' thing, just like Holla Forums has.

The difference between liberal men and commie men is that liberal men will let whoever is the strongest walk all over them. At this time, that's niggers and jews.
Commie men want to be walked over my nigger and jews, and will kill any white man who tries to prevent it.
That is the difference. What is more manly? honestly, it's hard to even say.

Christ just stop.

That's the joke.

Wasn't that the result of them having to bring the site back up in waves? Oh no the image references halfchan.

Yup. She became a NazBol whore but luckily has a miscarriage.

USSR didn't have patents, or at the very least the AK was never patented in the States. Anyone who wants to manufacture an AK can do so. If by "Proper" you mean that it has a giggle switch, that's due to the ATF registry closing in '86, but if you want an AK-type rifle, you can pick up, just as an example, a Century Arms WASR 10 for $590 from Atlantic Firearms, plus whatever the FFL transfer fee is for your local gun store. ($35 in my case)

There's another at the end of Remove Kebab, 3:54 mark, Moonman the Hate engine. Someone already posted it
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I remember that. The bronies made off-the-cuff fascist MLP memes and there was no rancor from them toward us and any piss-takes or other ill will from /polacks toward the bronies fell flat and succumed to an almost eerie spontaneous comraderie. It was almost like the boards had never been separate.

that's not the point, your dopamine strokes and you end up jacking off and becoming unproductive, you're literally a cancer ruining Holla Forums fuck off and kill yourself.

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that's not very communist of them

Legion is keen on rebuilding Rome while having incomplete (if not wrong) information about Roman civilization.
I think it's more interesting to note that NCR was founded by Aradesh, man whose ancestors were in vault 15, which was an experiment in racemixing and multiculturalism resulting in creation of 3 of the most savage gangs in post-war america and a corrupt state emulating United States of ZOG

Is that shit still up ?
I doubt /fur/ would let Holla Forums shit spill there for much longer.

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Bark Reich

She’s also completely incompetent.

which one?

Surprise the feminist anime journalists sites haven’t went after jojo like they did with dbz yet

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Well, remember who won that Football match. Holla Forums reigns the highest but I'm willing to say pony degeneracy isn't any worse than the other forms.

Roastie pls. White guys will always be on top. Deal with it.

This is hilarious. It's not even current year + 3 and they are already getting triggered by a fictitious little cartoon boy for children. What will next year bring?

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dump

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furries get the rope (or bullet, knife, lead pipe, bumper of my truck, or any convenient blunt or sharp object…)

And depending on the furry, they'd just jerk off while you do it

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Elves = kikes?

Pretty much the impression I got. Elves are privileged as hell, get to live in a ethnostate where they don't mix with lesser races and control nearly every aspect of society. Maybe they were supposed to represent a "white" class in SJWs minds, but most elves in the story happened to be non-white. The only two good elves were a white girl and a spic.

when i thought i've seen it all…

The problem with the jews is that they think they are smart when in reality they are just more blind to their own retardition. take the soviet union, it was simultaniously built by jews with enslavement of goyim in mind while simultaneously being very antisemitic.

Orcs = Muslims

This is juxtaposing Orcs as "possibly good guys" and Elves (which were since Tolkien regarded as whites who never interbred) as evul jews. I could watch this if they replaced elves with dwarves, since the narrative would fit perfectly.

You have to keep up appearances. It was in the USSR when the first anti-semitic laws were enacted.

(((Joseph))) Stalin. Married with 3 kikesses. Friends with all Communist jews. Filled his gov't with communist jews. Yet commies want to tell me he isn't a jew. Yeah, right.

Are Minecraft and Legos also Holla Forums approved?

Only if he builds with his own creativity.

this implies you where still on cuckchan after the first exodus.

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Checked. Horse fucking spooks getting their waifu blacked confirmed

The truly scary part is that Democrats have no issues with this: Half the country now agree with this insanity.

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How do you think they should go about doing that?

Yes, he was shaking every time he picked up the rifle. On top of that, he misplaces his finger throughout, and actually puts it on the trigger in the middle of the video. Watch it again.
He looks like he's about to fall over every time he lifts it up.

How's Barron doing, Don? You're still raising him to lead the NEETSoc uprising?

If anything ever stirs me to get off my fat ass and literally kill someone, it'll probably be a so-called mother that Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxys her poor kid into a tranny.

Does anyone have a follow-up to that pic? I went looking for her facebook, but all I managed to find out was that "Jennifer Watkins" appears to be a killing word when it comes to facial features. More than half of them look like they were beaten with several ugly sticks of varying lengths and thickness.

pretty sure some /k/ommando pointed out that that was an airsoft gun so its not even as heavy as the real thing

/mlpol/ was some of the most fun I've had on a chan site in years. I came back to halfchan just to enjoy it

You can tell it's airshit from the magazine floorplate.

They updated it since the OP but I can't figure out what they changed. I ran it through a diff checker and nothing came up.

Nice of you to drop TOR and post by your actual IP, nigger. Why didn't you say this earlier?

I can't get over how much the jew looks like Dylan Klebold.

If furshit isn't welcome, then why should your other brand of newer furshit be?

Good.

No worries, it's all kosher.

No worries, it's all kosher.

They would only need a brown crayon. Everything would be a dull, uniform brown.

Any curvy hotstuff at all? I'd share the "shark girl" some friendo doodled if it weren't so "eh".

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And it was entirely copied from the German StG 44. The AK's literal only purpose is a cheap gun for insurgents in shitty conditions to use. The only advantage is how easily they can be manufactured and how reliable they are. They fail in every other field. And these days better firearms are available that can actually surpass the AK in every possible way except maybe cost (but the price is worth it.) In urban style warfare or warfare in temperate conditions the AK's reliability is useless. Commies only like it because it is the one thing they made that didn't suck absolute dick (but still copied from the Germans, of course). If your looking for a gun, do yourself a favour and stay clear of anything that even remotely resembles the AK line of weapons.

God I wish my country had private gun ownership…

I thought 2nd pic was due to the dog having both reproductive systems?

Wew lad
What a no gun cuck you must be
Just break the law man
Then you can find out for yourself if the ak really is as shit as your autism proclaims

Likely because glow in the darks are on both boards.

Because it was built by commies. That's it. It's a symbol of the USSR.


Longer than that. The FN FAL is the only rifle to compete with the AK in terms of numbers, and unlike the AK, FN was selling them; the Soviets gave out millions of AK's for free to anyone who said they hated America. The M16 got a reputation for being shit at first because it wasn't issued with cleaning kits, they used the wrong ammo, and they altered Stoner's design to be cheaper. It sucked, so they went back and fixed it with the M16A1 and it's been superior to the AK ever since. Watch actual mud and sand tests with the AR-15 vs AK and the AR wins nearly every time, while the AK inevitably eats shit. In terms of reliability, the AR is equal or superior to the AK, and in terms of ergonomics, accuracy, range, versatility, etc. the AR has been superior longer than most Holla Forums users have been alive.


Uh, dude? Most AK's cost in the $400-600 range. A high end one, like an Arsenal, will cost you around $1,000. The only way you're getting a more expensive AK is if you go full-auto, in which case the price is more like $20,000.

Also, the fat fuck is holding an airsoft gun.

You see it in third world countries because the Soviets were literally giving them away for free. In the Middle East and Africa, you can literally purchase an AK for $50 or less. The FAL was adopted by 90+ countries, and unlike the AK they weren't free. Just as simple to field strip and a far superior weapon in terms of reliability, ergonomics, range, firepower, accuracy, etc. Just really fucking heavy.

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If you go by all variants, then Mauser is king with a lower estimate of 91 million and an upper estimate of 125 million military rifles produced while AK variants are only 100 million for the whole family

wtf i love kids shows now

stopped reading this shit is too much lol

this fuck all of them

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i get what you are saying

Faggot theres a difference between visiting for a few days to take pictures and have fun on a brief vacation VS moving to the country to actually live there

Living there requires assimilation

My jew detector is tingling but I've never actually watched the show. My 2 year old niece loves it though.

Worked for this guy.

Hello FBI. Haven't seen you in a while. Those millions that use the AK are third world rebels the Soviets armed, who only ever win wars by numbers. I am hardly going to break the law to get an AK.


Not saying that it was entirely a copy of the StG 44. It was just highly inspired by German assault rifle design. The USSR only started trying to make the AK after the Germans deployed the StG 44, because Soviet troops were getting gunned down by superior German soldiers in nearly every encounter.