Happy bday Holla Forums, will someone help a trap operate in dayz sa or mod?

happy bday Holla Forums, will someone help a trap operate in dayz sa or mod?

kill yourself

no

why, if i mess up it will hurt and it will make a loud noise that i will have to deal with when people check on what happened and if im still alive Ill have to deal with non-consenual ambulance and hospital bills so no ty

just jump head first from some place really high

sage

im too much a pussy to commit that hard

please play with me

you're the same faggot from 1 week ago aren't ya? little bobby fag who came here from /cuteboys/ to ask for attention, you semen guzzling buffoon
sage for shit thread

yes im sorry, i thought it'd be okay ask again since its been a week. im sorry i just want to play videogames

Lad… post boi pucci or fuck off tbh.

I dont want to do that, I just wantto play DayZ and maybe watch anime togehter

Lad I would tbh but my laptop can't play shit. What anime do you like?

lmao then post steam you massive dork.

Its been a while since I played dayz

tbh I kinda miss steam friend generals even if I didn't participate

Haven't played any games except for Dark Souls now and then in the last few years, making a new computer at the end of the year, not sure I'll be able to enjoy playing games anymore.

Shut up tranny chaser lmao tbh.

post yours im afraid to post my steam in fear of constant turbo bullying

Lad… Traps are better than trannies tbh.

You sissy.
Mail me yours then.

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well i want to be a girl but i realize i have a penis, i do cheat though and take hormones

Lad… Don't chop it off.

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ok i wont if you play dayz with me

Vaginas are bad enough, inverted dick vagnias are even worse.

Lad I told you I can't atm.

Prepare for your daily dose.

Pic related.

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What now are you just posting random unrelated shit? You think you're funny?

Literally how old are you, lelsorandum shit stops being funny at 16.

22

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You sure you can't run dayz?

Hurry up user.

Probably on the very lowest settings, but I haven't even got it tbh, this laptop is mainly for shitposting.

Ignore the tumblr file name someone sent me the pic.

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i dont see your message

Check again.

Webm related

Kill yourself you degenerate piece of dog shit. That or seek mental health help and start taking testosterone so you can feel like the gender/sex you actually are, not the fucking fable you live out in your fucked up mind.

and fuck off back to halfchan

i akready did that is how i got on hormones in the first place

Fuck off back to cuckchan, faggot.

I dont wqant to go there, I am okay being here.

Oh man I hadn't seen tubgirl in like a fucking decade.

Anyways, happy first birthday Holla Forums! I love you! *hugs and kisses*