Play as maid/butler

Real life

Japs are huge westaboos.

Fuck off, you diseased queer.

Not all Nips are westaboos.

You look like a Junji Ito monster.

I can assure you french maid fetish is not at all exclusive to nipland.

Can't think of many maid protagonists, probably because a profession like that doesn't make for a good backstory or lends itself to gameplay mechanics.
Even games like Dustforce work better with Janitors than Maids because Janitors are more easily associated with 'hard' cleaning whereas maids are more on the delicate and elegant side of cleaning.

Seihou Project

I have a better question, why fuck murritards add "french" to ANYTHING that is not murrikan

French bread is not french, french fries are not french, french everything is not fucking french

On SouldCalibur 4 if you plays as Raphael in story mode you can also play as his maids.
It's impossible to make them in create a soul because they have unique bust sizes, make up and DLC parts that you can only now get in the collectors edition.

Nice man shoulders, fag.

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gay

Might as well note Dustforce if janitors count.

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Couldn't of been more obvious

I wouldn't count dustforce in this case since the action you perform in that game is basically just going fast where in VCD the action you perform (disposing of trash, mopping up, putting things where they belong) are included in a maids duties.
Really in dustforce you are a janitor in name only and are for all intents and purposes a racer of a rather specific variety.

Don't worry I'd still fuck you

Blame Orson Welles.

If I pulled that off would you die?

Flabby ass, unless you have a tight pink butthole then maybe.

Pretty cute.

Faggots be gone.

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You don't want to serve a master? I'd love to serve an abusive lord or lady and pleasure them sexually.

Back to >>>/christian/ , kike on a stick worshipper.

This tbh. There's nothing gay about wanting to obey your master's every command

Like, just pretending, or real life?

Because, I kiiiind of have a spot open, if you're down.

The Japs know what's what, that's why. They also love one piece swimsuits and office lady outfits, they just get everything right. God bless Japan.

>tfw you wake up and get your breakfast served by your trap maid

I'm gonna live this dream soon enough, except, It's not a trap

Put your dick down and use both hands to type

Put your dick inside me.

But I'm edging

It isn't a… girl, is it?

Nah, but the first and only time I had an escort, >she was VERY good at looking like one
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The actual gals I've been with aren't into that, sadly. That reminds me, I haven't had sex in a year

I haven't had it in over 20, what's your point?

I'll probably be following your path soon enough.
I'm not that active. Yet, I feel a horrible sexual frustration when reading greentexts about lewd stories, It's as if I get a rush of testosterone and get a VERY sharp urge to beat the shit out of somebody then ram my dick inside them and inseminate them.

It's like a sudden build-up of anger of something, or maybe I just have personal issues.

For shame user, for shame, when the day of reckoning arrives and the litch lead their armies of undead how will your save yourself and your loved ones?

I'll be the first one to die, I was weak, emotionally as well. I mean, right now, I'm fine, but back then, i needed company so bad. I'd rather prefer the cold embrace of death than the freezing hell of solitude.

Real life would be good honestly but I'm really busy with stuff, if I didn't have a lot going on I'd love to go for it. I think I'm too submissive for my own good, just the thought of being the personal servant of an user is making me all giddy.

A game where you play as a butler or maid and have to defend your master or mistress from assassins with out being seen AND preforming your duties could be fun.

Hm.

Where are you from?
I have two friends who might be into it as well, one's a /fit/ guy, the other one is a twink

This is seriously enticing.

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High test isn't always good though, I have a short temper, and I'm hairy, although I do try to keep /fit/, my workouts are fueled by anger and oatz.

I suspect there will be a lewd mod somewhere where you are punished if you fail to serve your master/mistress

If someone flirted with me right now that person would probably end up pinned down by the neck on the ground and pounded mercilessly from behind.
Blasting on tren while single: not even once. Last time.

Basically this guy, but a bit more lax. My personality is similar to this guy, and body build like the second, along with facial features as well, I DO have a nose though..

What does that mean? I CAN be submissive, if I'm overpowered
Think of it as a sort of reward.

They're called mothers

user PLEASE.

Lifeweb

is that some fukken oban star racer?

Testosterone and Trenbolone, steroids.

Yeah, he looks a lot like me.

I only do natural test from food and such, along with the holy cum grail supplement thing, I may need to look Trenbolone up though.

Scandinavia

Sounds cute. Fug, being your masochistic sub and servant is tempting as hell.

Oh, just looked it up, It's more of a work out thing. I use Yohimbine Bark to keep the fat away, that's it. Though, I'll keep looking up what you listed, sounds interesting.

Welp, there goes of any hope of having a cute, energetic, little subby boy to follow any commands at my leisure. I'm all the way across the globe.

It's for the best that you two are so far away. Otherwise, this thread would get way to gay.

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I don't mind it gay, when I'm involved
or else I get frustrated and very horny

To be my maid you'd have to be ok with some light naked spanking from time to time though.

I've used Yohimbine before, it's great. Check the steroids subreddit wiki for some info, it's actually hella good. If you start at low doses it's completely risk free.

Do I really have to go there? God damn it.
This will be a one time thing, understood?

I like hard spanking, I want my ass to be nice and rosy.

Maybe in 10 years you will,and that would be half the path he walked.

Me? 26 and never had sex. And now thanks to my frustration i wont even bother to look at a 3d girl.

Why don't you do it now? You're still young.

That subreddit is actually pretty good, a lot of people there are from /fit/, the reddit crowd seems to stay away.

boner.jpg

No thanks.

I think I'll wait until I'm 25
Although, I would like to try, but I'm still 6 years away from the requirement, and I doubt I've reached my "genetic potential maximum", so that's another reason to hold it.

I'll bookmark it though, I'm confident it won't go anywhere. I do like when I get spanked hard and the weight on the hand is heavy, I wait until my ass is irritated beyond belief, then I like to get to the foreplay, then after, penetration.

Haha faggots. I am 31 and have only touched lik 3 ugly beta girls that ended up rejecting my advances. I am also a basement neet. I win

If it doesn't personally affect you, then I envy you.

Oh yeah, wait until you are 23-25.

You'd still like to dom me, right?
I like it when I get massively overpowered.

Well hedonism has its perks too.

I'd immobilize you with a full nelson and destroy your butt any day of the week, user

Where are you from?

Italy, but I'm in Brazil with my parents rn

my ex boyfriends was a /fit/ italian
he would carry me and look at me in the face as he slid himself inside me
he had a deep powerful voice and told me all sorts of dirty talk into my ear as I fell asleep
God damn it, you're making me feel things

I knew this was a fag thread (thanks for deleting my post, Mark).

What did he delete?

I dont mind real fags erping unlike futa fags or furries. Male x shota isnt gay tho

Damn, lucky guy. I want to have lovey dovey sex with a sub qtie too.

With what you've told me so far, I'm sure you'll get there easy. Besides, there are a lot of brazillian guys who are very attractive, once you pluck out the huehue's

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Looks like I'll be doing both tonight

I love maids with all my heart, but what the fuck is this literal gay shit.
You can play as maids in several fighting games, and you can dress up as one in Akiba's Trip, but I can't remember anything where you actually do any maid-like chores (aside from a sidequest in gravity rush), or where being a maid is an important aspect of the character's personality or how they play as.

Why are you people so horny 24/7? I can relate, but why man.

This thread has gone full /cuteboys/ now.

Do you even have to ask?

You're the user that made the slaver thread aren't you?

Where do you think we are

That settles it. With my next paycheck, I'm buying a maid outfit for my friend with benefits.

Guess I gotta step in

who?

You go around sweeping dust and trash, how is that a janitor in name only
Should I add in a :^) here or is the sarcasm obvious