Who /normal/ here?

who /normal/ here?
fuck racism tbh

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patriarchie comics is the bottom of the barrel of political/social satire, like Kelly but 100% unironical and without a single shred of wit

All three take capitalism for granted so if you support any you are not my comrade.

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Triggered much?

Throw in 'kikes' for right wingers and I'll donate to your patreon.

Upset by the blatant bias of this libtard author who presents niggers dating white women and people hiring niggers because they are qualified and friendly exchanges with sandniggers as normal reality? Yes

Patriarchie used to be #yourguy, what happened? He stepped out of line and hurt your feefees?

That /is/ normal reality, fucking kek

honestly I don't really give a shit about sexism but racists deserve to have their legs broken.

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Hes clearly half.

But you americans only do one drop rule dont you?

This is what leftypol actually believes

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really makes you think, huh? What happens with black women?

They get treated just like white women.

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All of you are wrong, 3D is shit. Only 2D love is real.

triggered

That is normal reality at least in the US.


You'd be surprised, at least insofar as they are blacks in California in general.

we wuz komputers and shieeet

I don't hate women. And I find black women qt.
But racism bothers me much more

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they both bother me tbqhwyf

Me tbh.

Yeah, fuck reality.

Why?

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“Ah…finally a moment to rest!” Pavita sighed quite contently as she stepped through the front doors of the rather lavish hotel, having just arrived in America in the past few hours; Florida to be exact. After having been purchased by an Escort service, the busty Cuban turkey was granted an all-inclusive trip to the states to begin her new job, though as a courtesy, the service had paid for a week’s stay at a very high-class hotel.

With an inviting smile, the buxom turkey stepped up to the front desk, gazing down at the rather pale-faced clerk, who had been watching her most prominent features bouncing and jiggling with every step along the way. “Good day, senor~! Pavita was told that there was a room reserved for her?” she cooed in that sweet Cuban accent of hers, watching as the now very nervous clerk reached into a little drawer beneath the counter, pulling out a small card and shakily handing it to the turkey.

“Ooh, gracias~!” she chirped, taking that card and heading over to the elevators. Once inside, she swiped her card along the little terminal, which beeped a couple times before the elevator started moving, swiftly heading all the way up to the top floor. The doors opened right into the quite spacious penthouse, and waiting just a few feet in front of those doors was what seemed to be a butler, of sorts.

“Greetings, miss Pavita.” his voice sounded out, though Pavita only tilted her head slightly with a bit of a confused look, wondering why this butler’s head seemed to be completely green, with a large question mark right down the middle of his face, which seemed to be featureless, save for a mouth and a bit of a nose-shaped lump. Not wanting to be rude however, she smiled once more as he continued to speak, “May I be of service to you, today?”

“Ah…Pavita has never had a butler before!” the busty avian giggled softly, stepping out of the elevator now and up to that seemingly green-skinned butler, who grinned in return, though mostly due to having those huge feathery breasts jiggling rather close to his face; even half-covered by the turkey’s dress, they were still quite a delicious sight! “Pavita supposes you could fetch her something to eat…if that’s not too much trouble?”

The turkey’s words made that anonymous butler smirk just a little, “Something to eat? Well, coincidentally that is already taken care of, Miss Pavita.” he motioned for the turkey to follow him as he stepped into one of the side rooms of the large penthouse, holding an arm out towards the opposite wall as Pavita stepped in and took a look, both of her eyes widening quite a bit!

“Ooh, wow…” she softly spoke, gazing left and right at what appeared to be quite a massive spread of food, looking as if two or three separate catering services had set up across the various tables and shelves. She quickly noticed that just about all of the food was American, everything from hamburgers to apple pies to pizza, takeout Chinese food and Taco Bell.

“The host wanted to give you a bit of a warm welcome to America, and what better way than to gift you the finest American cuisine?” the user continued, stepping further into the room and turning back to the buxom turkey, “Go ahead, you may start wherever you wish.”

Pavita gently licked her beak as her stomach gave another hungry gurgle, the sights and smells of all of the food in front of her only serving to increase her appetite even further. “Mm, yes, Pavita shall!” she grinned eagerly and headed right for the first tray, a rather stacked pile of hamburgers; delicately picking one up in both hands and biting right into it, giving quite a pleased sigh from the rich flavors crossing her tongue. “Mmmph…ooh, Pavita has never tasted a burger as delicious as this!” she happily chirped, that delightful flavor driving her to momentarily forget her manners, digging right in and noisily chomping down that burger, licking all around her beak after finishing it.

“Well, there’s more where that came from, if you so desire. You are free to eat as you please.” The user butler kept his grin as he watched the busty bird stuff her beak, mowing down burger after burger to fill her rumbling belly. The delicious flavors only drove her to keep eating more and more, her hunger seeming to persist despite having just finished her seventh or eighth burger!

“Mmpmhh, mmmh, oh, these are simply wonderful~” Pavita groaned happily between beak-fuls of meat, bread and veggies, her seemingly endless hunger not even really registering in her mind; all of her thoughts focusing on stuffing more of that wonderful food into her beak. All the while, the user watched intently as the turkey’s belly steadily distended, along with her hips and thighs; each burger adding extra inches to her waist! With how snug her dress was, the outline of her steadily-fattening form was quite visible.

“Enjoying America so far, Miss Pavita?” he teased with a bit of a chuckle, watching as the busty turkey downed the last burger, licking around her beak, “You were certainly hungry!”

“Ooh, yes…those were absolutely delicious!” Pavita chirped, grabbing a few napkins nearby and cleaning off her hands, only to reach for what appeared to be a three-gallon pitcher of a bright-pink liquid on the table beside the now empty burger tray. With a soft grunt, she hoisted it up and tipped it to her beak, slurping up that rather sweet liquid, the flavor quite recognizable as pink lemonade. In just a few moments, the big turkey guzzled down nearly a third of the pitcher, only distending her belly out that much further, starting to really press outward against her dress now. “Mmnh, Pavita is still feeling quite hungry though.” she softly cooed, licking her beak once more as she gazed to the side at the next tray, stacked with quite a pile of apple pies.

“Another American delicacy…mm, let us see if it really is as good as they say!” she softly giggled, reaching over for a couple of those baked goods and eagerly stuffing her beak just as she had with the burgers, while her butler stepped up beside her to get a closer look at her steadily-expanding body. Each pie she downed added more and more to not only her belly, but also her bosom and butt; her already massive breasts starting to swell even further, while her comparably petite rear plumped up nicely; her dress really starting to strain with her hips growing so wide!

“Indeed…feel free to eat as much as you would like.” he reassured her, grinning quite eagerly as the now quite plump turkey kept gulping down more and more pie, cleaning each tray and immediately going for another, until she finished the whole tray, leaving it empty just as with the previous one. “My, you must have been really famished, Miss Pavita!”

With quite a pleased sigh, the now quite large bird licked her beak after taking another large swig of that sweet liquid beside her, gazing over towards the sharply-dressed user. “Ah…it has been quite a few hours since Pavita last ate, yes…but she agrees, this was certainly a large meal!” she chirped with a grin, stroking her hands down along her belly, finally realizing just how much it had swollen!

Both of her cheeks flushed a bright pink as she gazed downward, seeing that not only had her bust swollen a good few inches larger, but her once slim and slender belly was now swollen and round, looking like she was heavily pregnant! “Oh, my…Pavita has really let herself go!” she softly gulped, her hands sliding even lower still and rubbing over her hips and rump, feeling their increased size as well.

“Yes, you’re picking up the American diet rather quickly.” the user crossed his arms over his chest, keeping up his light smirk as he watched the chubby turkey feel up her own body, “Do you find it to your liking?”

“Pavita is…not sure.” the busty turkey tilted her head lightly, reaching back and giving her plump cheeks some soft gropes through her dress, “Pavita has been quite fit and thin her whole life…this is an interesting change of pace, to say the least!” she gave a soft sigh, not particularly minding having a bigger bust and rump, but having such a rounded belly was a bit jarring for her.

“Heh, well…that was just an appetizer, Miss Pavita. If you truly wish to embrace the American life, you must continue your feast!” user continued, gently grasping the handlebar on the end of one of the other trays and rolling it over towards the turkey, “I promise, the American public will absolutely love you, after putting on some pounds!”

Pavita gazed down at the tray presented to her, a small mountain of french fries covered in nacho cheese and bacon pieces. “Well…if you are that sure, senor…” she lightly smiled again, certainly enjoying the delicious scent radiating from the fried potatoes before her; that big belly of hers giving a soft growl and gurgle, seemingly still hungry even after eating so much! “Pavita will continue then…for her American fans~!” she chirped, licking her beak again, before grinning wide and leaning down to just bury her face in that pile of fries, happily munching away at it.

While she did that, the user only smirked eagerly, kneeling down beside the gorging avian and reaching out to her belly, rubbing a hand over it, “Heh…atta girl, Pavita. For America!” he chuckled, patting her gut amidst the light rubbing, feeling it lightly swell and distend even further outward with each beak-ful of fries that Pavita gulped, continuing to slosh and churn and gurgle with so much fattening food inside.

“Mmpmh…mmm…!” Pavita sighed blissfully, the combination of fries and cheese tasting surprisingly pleasant, with the bacon adding an extra bit of strength to the flavor. The soft rubbing to her belly made her blush a little more, but she didn’t particularly mind; finding it rather soothing as she ate. Just as before, her belly, hips and butt continued to swell and fatten as she gorged herself, really starting to strain her dress now, making it cling to her plump belly and waist, with the threads lightly creaking, threatening to snap at any moment.

Hearing those light creaks and groans, the user scooted back a bit and stood up, watching as the busty turkey’s dress began to rip and tear over the next few moments! “There we go…keep it up, Miss Pavita, you’re doing great!” he kept his lewd smirk as he moved behind the turkey now, gazing at that now quite huge and wide rear of hers, more and more of it being revealed as her dress continued to tear! Even being covered by a pair of silken pink panties, it was still quite a lovely sight for that user, who was now struggling to contain his boner.

Pavita had been too engrossed in gorging herself to notice her dress tearing off, continuing to just shovel handfuls of fries, bacon and gooey cheese into her beak, eyes closed as she enjoyed that heavenly flavor! It wasn’t until her dress gave quite a loud rip, tearing enough to finally slip off of her body, leaving her bare, all except for those panties! At this, she gulped one last time, blushing quite heavily and gazing back over her shoulder, seeing the user standing behind her with quite an eager grin.

“Oh yes, you’re plumping up so nicely, Miss Pavita!” he chuckled, reaching forward and pressing his hands into those now quite massive and doughy buttcheeks, ruffling his hands through the soft down feathers, and tracing his fingertips over the edges of those pink panties, which had become quite wedged in between the turkey’s monstrous cheeks. “I can already see it, you’ll easily be the most popular and sought-after escort in all of America!”

Those teasing rubs and gropes to her fat rump only made Pavita groan softly, her tailfeathers lightly twitching from the lovely tingles coursing through her jiggling rump; licking around her beak before speaking up, “Mmnh…y-you really think so, dear?” she softly cooed, still blushing heavily, stroking her own hands down to her belly again, feeling how it had nearly doubled in size from before, incredibly round and pudgy now, jutting out at least two feet from her body. “Pavita is getting so large!”

“Mmhm, that’s exactly the point. Getting you as large as possible!” the user nodded, raising one hand and swatting the turkey’s right buttcheek, making her softly squawk as that smack made the fat cheek ripple and wobble. “Americans really love thick, stuffed turkeys…and you’re shaping up to be the thickest one yet!” he teased, before stepping out in front of her again, this time setting down what looked like a five-gallon chocolate milkshake in front of her.

“Ah…Pavita is glad to hear it, senor~!” Pavita happily chirped, smiling again amidst her blush, watching as the green butler hoisted that hefty drink up in front of her, and placed a rather large straw into it. “Ooh, ice cream? Pavita has always wanted to try American ice cream.” she licked her beak again and stood up, hefty bosom bouncing from just that bit of movement, before she leaned in to close her beak around the end of the straw, eagerly sucking that sweet frozen cream up through it.

“Heh, yes…made with whole milk and extra heavy cream.” the user continued to watch the turkey’s body fatten even further, that milkshake seeming to add more size to her than any of the previous meals! Each gulp added inches to her waist and belly, her thighs becoming incredibly thick now as well, to match her massively wide hips and just impossibly huge butt. Those feathery breasts of hers kept swelling too, gaining cup size after cup size; already making her original size look tiny in comparison!

Pavita continued to happily gulp down the very thick and extra-sweet milkshake, swelling so fast that she could quite noticeably feel herself getting bigger and heavier by the second, her gut really pushing outward while her feathery rump swelled to insane sizes, once more drawing the user in to rub and squeeze at both of those doughy cheeks, making them jiggle and wobble like a waterbed! The pink panties that once stretched over her rear had now become tightly strained around her waist and between those mountainous cheeks, finally tearing off and falling to the floor at the turkey’s feet.

In what seemed like only a minute, she had already finished off most of the milkshake, prompting her to stand up and tip the jug to her beak now, gulping that fattening deliciousness right from the edge of its container, now allowing the user to watch her gut balloon outward in front of her. With quite an eager grin, he moved around in front of her and pressed both hands in against that tubby paunch, feeling and watching as they just sunk right in, as if he were pressing them into a huge mound of dough! “Yes…yes, Pavita! Grow into the biggest, most American turkey of all!” he cheered her on, gazing up to see her cutely blushing amidst her gulping and guzzling, her neck bulging out over and over with each large gulp, though with that now quite titanic rack of hers in the way, her face would soon be obscured from the user’s sight.

We're all for the normal shit. The problem is that by coincidence whites alway prevail (even Mark is white) and it makes someone angry.

“Ahh…ooh…mmmnh…” the now massively-plump Pavita panted quite heavily as she finally reached the bottom of the milkshake, setting the huge jug back down on the tray and licking around her beak one last time, giving a deep, pleased sigh. “So delicious…” she softly cooed, looking down upon her now absolutely massive body, every part of her swollen to immense sizes, from her bust, which had nearly doubled in size, to her gut, which protruded outward even further than her breasts did, continuing to wobble and jiggle as the quite lustful butler squished and kneaded the rolls of fat. “Pavita is so big now…is this what you had in mind, senor~?” those chubby cheeks of hers blushed cutely again as she felt that user cuddle up against her massive gut, pressing his head and upper body in against it.

“Even better than what I was expecting, Miss Pavita.” he sighed quite happily, squishing in against that doughy belly while his hands ran down to the turkey’s incredibly wide hips, quite thick and fatty as well, her thighs having plumped up to match her hips and enormous rear. “There’s not a single doubt in my mind that you’ll be the most popular escort in the country.”

“Hehe…you flatter Pavita~” she blushed a little more amidst a soft giggle, bringing her own hands down to the user’s back and really hugging him in against her massive gut, while her titanic feathery tits wobbled just above, lightly tapping down against the top of his head, “Pavita will do her best to please all of her new American fans!”

what did he mean by this