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(colb)
At least you'll play a kewl game other than leeg with freinds... and the game is soo similar and fun heroes! and stuffs...

(manak)
The heart is free? why should heart be chained up locked away? ;~;

Nah, my new laptop can't handle it lol. I'll just have to wait~

same

Kaybe NO.

hopefully you aren't just going of that simple canyourunit site
:[

How am I ever going to fall asleep tonight?

Maybe I won't

Be safe on your trip.

I am.

As safe as I can be. I don't know what I'll see on this 1800+ mile drive.

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Gimme a screencap of your results~
:3

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Just use your common sense man

I picked up my laptop from Freeman's place today, for example. I parked to get some food with my laptop in plain sight, and some random dude walked up to my car signaling me to roll my window down and shit

I told him no and drove the fuck off because that shit is suspicious and I wasn't about to let him take my shit

Results of what?

Of fucking course. I'm not retarded you know. I'm not stopping for anyone and I'm not going to bother anyone. I'm going to drive peacefully and fearfully sleep a night in a hotel.

Of your results vs requirements of Overwatch on the canyourunit site
OBVIOUSLY~

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Lol good. Then you'll be fine. Just use your instincts, if shit feels wrong then it probably is

I just can't

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'm going to go play pokemon until I pass out.

Nini.

:3

no proof huh~

None whatsoever. Fight me.

colbert is my spirit animal

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I like turtles

Just look at this colby... that site's not the tell all now.

it says i can't run it.

but look colb
just look

i can run it on Medium. LOL

I am not going to risk $40 on a bet like that.

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You could just show me your stats for free you know.
:3c

It doesn't have a dedicated GPU so no, it won't run it at anything playable.

See

Just stop

I can't see that.
Sushi is filtered.

WHY EVEN BUY LUKA ANYTHING????

WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

It doesn't have a dedicated GPU so no, it won't run it at anything playable.

I haven't bought anyone anything

why even fucking consider it
you retard

:(
what can it do?

I haven't, though. Do you even know me?

League, at least.

i thought i did but luka's trying to play you my man
see
he's already trying to find some other game to try and scrounge you over
don't give into the golddigger's money games

I don't give people money.

give me money, faggot

Sure add me on Steam fam I'll give you whatever you wantr

-r

im just being cautious for you buddy
you know that skank even got guero to spend moneey on him?

I can handle myself.

Nigga you're young as fuck, don't be naive

steam is amyvictoria fim famarino.

b-but I have no idea what I want

I'm giving you literally nothing

showing caution is a trait of wanting to acquire wisdom
im in my respectful boundries by looking out for my buddy and soul brother Colbert 'one ball' Antichin

I hear literally nothing is a good game!

dont you have some krill to go eat you skank

Well to be fair skanks usually will not fuck unless you have spent money on them soooo

leeeeeg

add me on steam for free cuddles and I'll also compliment you and remind you how amazing you are all the time

If you want someone to buy you Steam games, why don't you just get a fucking job?

Yeah okay

IS FUN YES

Soon.

Slut

Then it would not be someone buying you steam games, it would be you buying yourself games

it would require physical work and self esteem on their part

cuddles aren't slutty :c

I don't have sex with just anyone...jeeeeeez

don't bully me

no you're right
you dont have sex with anyone

I'd likely trade a handjob for a game if there was a game I really wanted and I for some reason started thinking it was wrong to pirate vidya

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I just don't get the point of people who e-beg for shit constantly when they can just get a fucking job instead.

I don't believe your lies bullying must intensify

people like luka are just simply bottom feeders
they dont have the physical or mental capacity to work for themselves so they resort to their inherent nature of begging and groveling for their wants and needs

it's just doing what they do best

Nezi log on Steam.

I literally don't cyber unironically anymore

been at least a year or two since I've legit cybered I think

ok i am on phone now

That is your problem plus I was expecting a real slut now you ruin my imagination with some text based sluttery

Aw, Spoilers wanted a legit cyber slut so bad :(

I am now.

In what way is he even similar to me?

That is what they are so it is obviously not what I wanted, nerd

he is because i say he is, slut

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I'm a huge slut on the inside but on the outside I'm really shy and quiet (until you get to know me and I feel comfortable around you)

Ah, never mind.

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I suppose it was more of a "two hours ago" sort of thing.

Uh-huh?

It is what you wanted tho

welcome home~

Thanks

Oh well lets get some coffee sometime : ^)

No I wanted an actual slut, learn your place Ytse ily tho

So he's not an actual slut?

I don't even know anymore my dude, i don't even know

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you probably live too far away~

Well fuck

So you guys essentially use this board like a chatroom...?

But why did scarlet post this

Just like how men use your mom as a cum bucket

Yo dudes. Work blows.

How is everyone?

post the notepad dude

No literally

literature

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If you lived in florida I'd come meet you :u

I dont have the notepad.

Wassap guys, we dead?

We dead.

ded

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diggidy ded

lol

that fucking booty tho

w e w

weirdest girl I have in my cute girls folder

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didn't say weird couldn't be cute!

can lewds revive thread?

gib folder

I haven't added to it in a while

make thread great again

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I'm a gay tranny and I don't even go to /s/

Because you need to up your game
get teh cutie pics

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Skin up fgts

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rolling blunts is too difficult, I just put buds directly into bongs, maybe grind it up a bit first.

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I prefer my pipe tbh, skinning is hard to learn.
when it becomes muscle memeory i guess its great

I can walk up to any random mexican at night time and get weed, but a piece is either gonna have to be improvised or expensive

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now picking random unnamed webums

My pipe was like $15

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on one hand I kinda want to make my own with some ceramics, since I did 3 years of ceramics in highschool

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go for it, it would be pretty awesome.
Mine is glass, pretty neat when seeing the dank smoke

I'd have to buy clay and some galze tho

but worth

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I got no income. I'm crazy af and can't hold down a job. I wanted to buy weed, make edibles, and sell those, but I'd need money to put into it first.

wasnt this a tarp?

me on the right

tarps are nice

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no argument there

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Everyone needs a mommy

tfw no mommy

great
now i have to fap

DO IT, BITCH

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actually im gonna be with a gril tomorrow
do i fap or not fap the night before sex
i forgot the rule here

idk, the rule for trannies is fap once a day or your dick will die. speaking of which I kinda need to fap now but it's fucking TOO GOD DAMN HOT

thats fucking disgusting
i dont wanna hear about that

Whenever I'm wearing this it means I'm drunk af

it's called atrophy. it sucks.

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silly Ian you work tomorrow
You can't drink

Tomorrow as in Wednesday? Well then yes, I do

I don't work Tuesday you stupid idiot

so sleepy I could bed a bed andI didnot even ger s- on ashe despite bopping tons of scrubs;;

I work tomo- Well today technically

god I love this wibbum, instacum no matter what

I worked until 10:30 Monday so yeah

Fuuuuuck

Been drinking for 6 yrs lmao

soto looks like korean mob boss from korean movie

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oook tootbhrush done bedtim nanas

Hey everyone

nana this time

come back when its 14 you baby

-looks outside where it's been raining and squeaks at the puddles-

Oh great Shiro is here

*pokes* what's a good rainy day tea?

Shiro is love, Shiro is life.

-prefers something floral on rainy days, something with jasmine-

lol

Shut up

Yes :3c

I has some jasmine boba... it was interesting
But rainy day tea requires a onesie

Don't tell me you're jealous of Shiro.

What's good?

o.o

I'm not

;.>.>

Enjoy some North-East Scoot Pic

Why so passive aggressive then?

Actually about to hit the gym before work

Because blood-chan wants to suck shiro's dick and they're marking their territory.

^_^

-thinks it looks like home-

Looks like shit

Shiro is annoying

shut up

Where were you yesterday?

Sounds pretty good, I just got home again from buying groceries.

But they're passive aggressive towards Shiro's presence too.

I thought you loved Shiro.

-was doing lots of yard work and ended up reading-

Preworkout is kicking in
So gym time
bbl

There is literally fields and forest and green everywhere where I live. Its lovely. I ought to grab my phone and go to our local forest and record a video. Oh! Might even make some music for it. Make it a music video! :3

-pats sonata on the head-

Sorry it isn't grey enough for you.
Bet it makes your allergies all edgy.

(psst i hope you have a wonderful day darling)
(seeya later)

I do

What's yard work? I don't live in a privileged house like everyone else

Have a good one Shiro.

Cya Sci.

Love hate relationship?

You need to mow that grass, shit-kicker

-stares a hole into your face-

I wouldn't find him annoying if he drank some water

-WANTS and reaches for your phone from the floor with grabby hands-

Very obscure.

-shows you the lawn mower and the rake he uses after driving the tractor. Also had to put new mulch around the house and chase wasps...get chased BY wasps- ;_;

He's thirsty

Taking care of a house is hard work... I remember when my brother in law mowed the lawn and the grass smell was suffocating >_

(neru)
nana

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-nods and yawns tiredly. Had to though. Is rain-

Going for a jog, bbl

Hi guys did you miss me

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*hugs*

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why you cryin'?

Sleep is death.

plz god let me sleep through the heat

sleep is suteki desu ne

Fancy clothing is too damn expensive, rip wallet.
Wedding-tier fancy, at least.

Little tastes of it

o.o

If it gets too hot I get way too uncomfortable to sleep.

Because I have to have a blanket over me to sleep.

That's what hamlet's soliloquy said, anyway.

Would it ever lie to us?

It is

deathly early

idunno how people post like this

Only time will tell.

Because sleep is death.

That makes me a creature of undeath, then.

I'm the same, that's why I'm nocturnal in arizona

Aren't we all?

I see.

Sleep is the most gracious thing to ever exist.

Got a wedding come up then?

I woke up at 5 am.
I hated it.

Then why do you resist it so?

me and test didn't win in overwatch today. :(

When did you get Overwatch?

a while ago.

I don't, my body does.

Remember, Grim.
People said you got it for her.

Then you got mad at them.

But I sometimes procrastinate on it, because I don't simply notice time disappearing.
I'm really bad at managing time.

how tho

oh right

But time is a liar and owes me tree fiddy

My body usually consistently gets tired around the same time.

That's honestly what I use to track time.

Time owes me the world.

That's a secret.
I can't tell anyone how.

I wish mine did that.

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HOLY SHIT, THESEIUS DID YOU SELL YOUR BODY FOR OVERWATCH!?

I'd do that too right about now tbh

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nah, not that.
something else.

It doesn't make it any easier to fall asleep.
Just tells me when I should be.

It probably isn't worth selling your body for, to be honest.

You should tell me so I don't get the wrong impression again.

Did someone from here get it for you?

I'd be willing to give a quick blowjob for overwatch

luka don't tell him

I can't tell.

You don't have the wrong impression now.

ok

That's not really my problem, the problem I have is that if I wake up I can't really fall asleep again.

Got it, Theseius got a sugar daddy, and that sugar daddy is Loco.

A good blowjob is only, like, $50.

Not even hints?

People will make assumptions

Was it Guero or Alexis?

overwatch is $40 m8

whose mans is u

blowies go for 10-20

no

No hints. it would be illegal to say how anyway. I'mma stay safe.

If it gives you the world you also inherit the debt so be ready with that tree fiddy!

wow I heard about cheap whores but that's extreme

Back from the gym

Depends on how I wake up.
I've barely woken up mid dream to wipe my face off, but any more and I'll actually wake up.

Holy shit, fuck Canada.
It's like 70 or something here.

[Good] blowjob, Grim.

If I inherit the world, I'd inherit more than just debt.

Hot and sweaty?

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Bitch knows her place

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It kind of only proves to me that she has an underage sugar daddy.
You know, like Loco.

Nah I already took a shower
Nice and clean~

nope

Welcome back.

I've been lately waking up in the middle of night and haven't been able to fall back asleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

Boring.

You also said I didn't have the wrong impression anymore.
And that was it.

Do you have a guilty conscience?

Nooooo please don't be drugs ;;
Is it drugs Luka?

i was saying you did.

see

Good girls like Loco know their place.

Thanks man
How hot is it over there now?

Rip you missed out
Sweaty posing infront of a mirror

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I don't even know at all.

I laughed at the obscurity of that whole idea, maybe I should just take a nap before I get way too silly.

About 59F, so pretty alright.

mhm
now you don't have an impression that's wrong.
not your previous impression.
because i fixed you
because i corrected you.

It was those whores, wasn't it?

But when you said that my impression had shifted to "Must have gotten a sugar daddy."

Yes? :3c

Fuuuuck don't make me jealous
It's been 49c here the last few days
Literally killing my AC to where it's 28c inside

mhm i told you it was wrong.
i gave you a new impression that wasn't wrong.
not your old one.

Bitches and hoes, that's how it goes.
I don't really want to play these games currently.

Do you happen to live on the sun?

The old impression was that you sold your body.
The new impression was that you got a sugar daddy.

Oh, okay.
So what's up?

21+c has been killing me these past few days ;~;

nope

i told you neither was correct.

there were like 2 or 3 bugs that were trying to crawl on me while i was sleeping but i got those pieces of shit

Well, I woke up very early and then I took a shower and decided to OD on caffeine, went to buy some groceries and some pizza and now I'm at the point where I'm crashing.

20C ain't that bad, but god forbid when it goes over 25C.

But you didn't know I had the sugar daddy impression to say it was incorrect.
And you told me that I didn't have the wrong impression anymore.
Ergo, the sugar daddy impression must be correct.

I just woke up
OD on caffeine sounds like a good idea.
I'm gonna go put coffee on so I can start on that.

Oh no I'm lucky enough to live inside of it
Least that's what it feels like lol

Because I'm a horrible person

What did you just stab?

ow

it's pretty close to 25c
;~;
i hate it. i hardly see a cloud in the sky.....

nope, i used my double deny special move.
i win. all your impressions were wrong.

Almost threw up a few times while lifting. It's amazing pushing your body that far

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That sounds great, I wish I'd be asleep.
And just now I got asked to play CSGO.
Sometimes I hate the times my friends do this.

Sometimes I feel like we should blow up the sun.

thas not a good idea
I tried that once then felll asleep before got up 3 hours late and then felt like crap all day x:

By the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays onto the farthest madness, we sense your intentions Blood-chan.

wat's rumia startled by?

If we all wouldn't die from it, that'd be pretty nice

True.

Remilia*
Can't recall from what that was.

Maybe someday.

A guy who got too nosy
Really though I think I had a dream last night where you tried to kill me

if you go to the discord
don't forget to post it to the #dreams channnel : )

It might be possible
It might not
We won't see it in our life time tho sadly
praise the sun

Sweet dreams are made of these~

pls find out for me ;~;
i wanna see the rest of remilia anime.

That doesn't sound like a real move.

Sleep is death.
Your friends saved you from what dreams may lie.

Drinking coffee you're more likely to get water intoxication than to overdose on caffeine.

Have you ever shitted yourself?

You hug hard... you're a hard hugger

call me Minatsuki, please...please?

I guess it wasn't me because I would have got the job done

The gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words into temporal winds.

*moves*
there~
it's real.

nope
soft.

Dammit.

I'll see to it when I'm less strained by existence.

I'm just going to play a few quick matches and then sleep eternally because existence is torment.

I've done a lotta drugs nd the only things that made me feel that bad were like
alcohol or maybeeeee
that feeling after you come down from a few days gone off anti anxieties

Are you talking about Erio's influence over me?

Some even say I'm the worst person in the universe

A few close calls because all that caffeine from preworkouts, but no not yet
Some friends I've been to the gym with have tho.
What about you?

yey!

*hugs coldly*~

-hugs you hard- hehe

what a terribly edgy person to model yourself after

They inform us you should not be trusted. USURPER. USURPER.

I don't remember enough of it ;;

Th-that's not how that works though...

Kill a fool for me too.

Only drugs I've really done are alcohol and caffeine.

oh well maybe next time x:
I had a dream last night but it kept getting interrupted

Lol you use caffeine? pussy

Names? Cuz that's the only person I look up to lol

W-who? I'm very trustworthy... I don't post cyber logs

USURPER!!!

I don't usually get surreal dreams like that..
A couple of days ago I watched a video on youtube of a tiger hunting in a safari, then dreamed that a tiger came into my house and tried to kill my family ^^'

st-stop yelling at me..

M0maybe if I'm lucky....
I can be in your dreams >////

You are a known Earthworm

Haha it's more of a ritual than anything
I do take l-arginine to give me a bigger pump

dang...

meow

It worked!
:D

Not for me, though.

Thank you, worms are cute

p-u-s-s-y

I look up to a former poster called "Names" She posted as 13 different people and pretended to be 15 for 8 years lol
i miss her...

nyahh~

Wat else could you inherit?

:(

Not me myself, no.

but at least i have it now~

Is it fun? Kanra bought it for me but I'm too lazy to play

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she looks interesting~

its fun~
add me.

Hahaha should I take something else or nothing at all? :3c

tell me mr. Holla Forums, how do you feel about feminine penises?

Power.
Wealth.

Divine mandate.

I still think you have Loco as a sugar daddy.

nope.

fucking thank god

There's only one way to clear this misconception.

watsup?

The sins of all?

that;s a question for TP

She's a psychopath

Y-you don't want to add me... I'm not much of a gamer...

You should eat healthier foods

They are accepted here

♥
i missed Levy~

*clears*

i wanna play together though...
:c

It is not the place of the ruler to take on, or forgive, the sins of their followers.

I heard it's no gay if it's a feminine penis.
Is this true?

Were it only so simple.

it is.
i did it!

Where did that weird user go?

Working on it. No more junk food or drinks
I'll eventually cut out the caffeine too

But the misconception isn't cleraed.

Why? Levy didn't die

Churches would argue that passionately lol

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Headed off to work
Gonna jump on steam
Have a good day/night everyone
bbl
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What if Mina is Mina?

Think about it

i cleared it.
i told you yours were wrong

omg spoiler alert!
levy dies?!?
;~;

I don't even know how to play on a keyboard lmao
girls don't play video games

You should only drink caffeine before sex

bye bye

I'm not

try

-wraps my arms around your big dick and squeezes tight- bye bye

i n-need a better computer v.v

It's on the victims to forgive them.
And on whatever higher power exists out there to absolve them.

Enjoy your work.

And I didn't believe you.

Erin? Yes Erin where's my script darling.

literally candycorn teeth.

you sound salty but I'm guessing you can't taste anything by this point.

ur the only one whos salty cus 90% of ur posts are just about me

u literally cant talk about anything else ROFL

that note was literally just to make allison feel better

go to bed you wifebeater.

what?

id tell u to hang urself but ud break the noose from being 2 fat tbh rofl

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nah i didnt hang myself dummy

ROFL

BRITS DON'T QUIT
ISOLATION ISM IS A RETREAT

RETREAT IS A DEFEAT

YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ENGLAND

BRITS DON'T QUIT

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what the fuck is even going on in this thread?

;~; bye bye

New thread.

REMINDER BRITS DON'T QUIT

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k, what deal?