Square Enix Cafe

why cant i just order a hamburger?

Funny thing is that I had a group of lightnings sitting in that cafe that day. I saw a fat lightning, thin lightning, midget lightning, and a tanned lightning. But I was more concerned about my blue cold shiva themes pasta.

Why can't they just serve stuff on fucking plates?

I don't understand.

Those plates are as flat and uninteresting as Lightning.

I don't know if they were full restaurants, but there were bars selling drinks based on Catherine and Pursowner 4.

I would like some of that.

delet this

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Got the chance to visit it myself, that shit is just cool if you like video games. I miss theme restaurants.

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Videogame companies would make gorillions if they have their own themed love hotels. Hire 6/10 and above hookers, make them do cosplay and make them get in-character so dweebs can fuck their own Tifa.

Lightning would be banned in Australia, though.

When did Japan get invaded by the eternal pajeet

Why is she so fat?

How the fuck does anyone think roast beef looks appetizing? It looks completely raw.

Found the redditor.

She's not fat, she's thick user. There's a difference.

No there isn't. Kill yourself.

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wat
Go away poopitrator, no one can defend your infested spawn called food and dry leafs as plates

Keep telling yourself that

COMPLETELY RAW.
Not medium raw, just. fucking. raw.

This is fat, ya faggot.

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No, that's thicc. Learn the difference.

Nah, it doesn't have that glossy look that raw meat has. I see what you mean though, it is a bit on the rare side.

She may be fat but I still would a Pochaco.

Might as well say abbos are the most advanced race out there

That's fat, thicc is curves galore

Sonico is thicc, Pochaco is fatt. I'd still make her squeal like a piggy.

No I assure you she's quite fat.

Get some taste, you disgusting slob.

When will this niggerspeak meme go away?

reported for racism

It's a trashcan full of broken toblerone bars but you have to walk down a five hour long corridor to reach it.

Whenever you stop using these shit images of an ugly girl

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this. both of you have to stop

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because its getting annoying.

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Jesus Christ OP it's like you enjoy being called a retard

Is there one for FFXI? Or only one for the shitty FFMMO?

FUCK YOU

jug salad triggers me, rest looks quite nice tbh

Looks like thicc ain't going anywhere, fam.

You think they would at least have vidya themed food

Vidya themed food is a lie.

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I hate how the Japanese invented "modern" cuisine. I can understand minimalism but how is a guy like Gabe or Codemonkey supposed to survive off those portions?

By dieting properly, you fat ugly nigger.

WTF is that?

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Roast beef

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It isn't roasted, though. There's still blood.

pls be shitposting

Dregs.

Hey, I don't like it either, but roasted is roasted, and that is not.

user that's not blood, it's myoglobin, and it is in all non-overcooked red meat.

I'm glad someone made a replica, I always thought the Imperial grunts had awesome Shields in FF14

that didn't rest properly, but more importantly, "I want a soggy hamburger bun pls"

user the roast beef in the OP is perfectly cooked.

in what fucking world, the marbling is shit, the very middle is a little underdone, and you can tell not enough heat was used on the outside due to the coloration. Presentation is also shit, because "random mound with peppercorns on it" isn't exactly appealing.
like it's 7/10 but "perfectly cooked" is a massive stretch.

i'm sorry to let you down, ramsey-kun.

You sure it's not "healthy"?
Or do they call that "husky"?
Wait, do they still use "pleasantly plump"?

I need to get up to date on my fatspeak.

Come on dog

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you have no idea how much i would kill for a ffcc cafe

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The Au Ra maids

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What universe do you live in where thrash cans do not have lids to keep the smell in? That's a bucket.

10/10

Hi tumblr, do you know the whole thick maymay was only created by fat tweens to get others to fuck them, right? :^)

Great marbling and not underdone at all. Stop pretending to be anything other than a dullard spreading misinfo.

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There was a Kirby cafe and a Sonic cafe this year.

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What's the ubisoft themed cafe like?

Why even live?

They had a website for an El Shaddai cafe with more food items, but that site doesn't exist anymore.

variety is the spice of life

Hell no, where's the cute food based on Square Enix characters?

Hell, the fucking Kamen Rider chains have it as a standard, and this fuckin' resteraunt is literally serving trashcan bento ala

God damn, you can't just slap a brand on a bar without a couple of themed items. This hipster shit fucking irks me.

And I have yet to see a resteraunt at least TRY to even make flan shaped jello, or serve actual flan with cute glazed on eyes as decoration.

It's a goddamned crime! You have to at least have some sort of deluxe item on there that at least TRIES to make a go at it.

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all the food has bugs in them

Better than the Double Fine cafe.
I ordered something there about a year ago and I'm still waiting on it. They keep charging me too, with the excuse that "the food is taking longer to prepare so you have to pay the cooks more".

0/10 would not eat here again

You have to collect all the ingredients hidden in the cafe and then side with one of the 4 chefs to help him gain the advantage in the burger race.

I want this so bad.

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What fucking plebs.

BEHOLD
This is properly themed food.

kirbycafe.jp/#menu

You have to go back

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Why is Kamitani so good at food porn?

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I think it looks disgusting.

The thumbnail for this thread looked like a bloody pile of raw flesh with tits. So yeah I'd eat there.