Doomsday Clock set at two minutes to midnight as world moves closer to global annihilation

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ooohhh so scary

shit's so fucking gay

INB4 this turns out to be a teaser for HBO watchmen Reboot

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they know they exist but accurately dismiss them as unimportant

Those kike scientists can go eat a foreskin. Look up Samson Option. Israel is the biggest threat to the world.

The Samson Option is Israel saying they'd be so asshurt at not existing they'd kill themselves if it meant also killing their neighbors.

OY VEY, this needs to be shut down!

No

the fact plebs actually take it seriously is proof we should be nuked, kind of self fulfilling honestly.

I'm surprised that this actually exists, I always thought it was just a thing from Watchmen.

Have you never heard the song Two Minutes From Midnight?

*To

wrong

Doomsday clock is jewish fear porn.

How would Hillary deal with NK as president?

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Half-Life 3 confirmed?

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Try the entire concept of nuclear war.

The human race descending into total degeneracy by moving to virtual reality seems more plausible and horrifying tbh

Old lady farts?

She'd probably tear up and write a book about how he was stalking her on the world stage.

Fear mongering over sabre rattling (((who))) could be responsible.

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She'd come, see and die

Ugly chart

If he nukes the west coast things can only improve.

And t tel aviv too
t. Israleli

>bulletin of the (((atomic scientists)))
fresh 70s meme, grandpa

so they're saying global annihilation is more likely now than it was during the Cuban missile crisis?

White people must be eradicated

Apparently, because MUH NORKS will somehow launch a nuke at the US.

She'd unite Korea under Kim's leadership.
She's a fucking commie.

Elaborate, moishe. Are you some butthurt Israeli leftist soyboy or something?

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It's been at two minutes for as long as I can remember. Big fucking deal.
A nuclear holocaust that kills everyone I hate would be cause for celebration, these fags can take their big prop clock and shove it up their ass sideways.

I hope we all die, honestly. I'm not doing anything with my life so if we all get rekt I'll die while keking.

Kill yourself right now then. Some of us have things to do.

I would but I'm too worried about that 0.01% chance that the religious types are right about hell. Also no reason to be so butthurt. It's not like I'm doing anything to anyone by not caring if shit went crazy. I'm doing about as much to affect it as I am to affect the Super Bowl or who is going to win the Oscar for best actress.

You are the butthurt one here.
If fear of a chance of hell being real is the only thing keeping you from death, then you have pretty big issues.

Have you ever been to tel aviv? It's the most dirty and degenerate place in Zion.

if hell were real why the fuck wouldn't you want to go there? probably has the more interesting crowd of the two

anyway if that's your reason for not doing it then you're obviously not sincere about wanting to an hero. you might not know what it is yet but clearly something is keeping you going.

I made my own clock that I believe is more accurate.

(((Jewmsday clock)))

Trump must really be doing something right if even the nuke-u-ler kikes are kvetching.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

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That one's already past midnight.

2 MINUTES 2 MIDNIGHT

THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOM!!

DO IT, PUSSIES.

The nuclear clock is a meme, the clock wasn't even close to being right during the military exercises that triggered a ready alert to be sent to all Russian silos or when Norway launched that rocket that both the USA and Russia though was an incoming nuke. The thing is pure bullshit fear mongering.

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B-but Drumpfy, Glumper Bumpf BTFO'd?

Thanks, University of Chicago!

The clock is run by an international organization of incompetent scientists

They're saying its more likely now than when the USA and USSR had boomers hiding in each other's bays.

Both sides have sizable portions of their arsenal targeted at other countries, Europe, Asia, and the mid east will be gone.

What science is this based on?
Or is it just virtue-signaling by a bunch of self-righteous cunts?

It doesn't get much kikery than a name like that.

fuck you OP.

The Samson Option is firing nukes randomly if they were ever under attack that they couldn't win. They wouldn't kill themselves with the nukes.

Doomsday Clock means jack shit.
It only factors in nuclear annihilation, which isn't likely to be the case.

Every country worth it's salt on the global table has a nuke, so it's deterrence to everyone else.
Even then, the big 3 nuclear stockpilers have satellite based detection/destruction systems, so an all out war is unlikely to say the least.

Now, biological or chemical attacks. Those are more likely and more effective.
Russians are still creating viruses that attack only certain genes to eradicate based on race, China is looking at chemical warfare and cloning troops, and the US has all kinds of funky toys in development.

Personally, I don't think we'll see a World War and that's just panic merchanting.
Much more likely to stalemate until something natural causes a lot of problems and we are left in civil wars and societal degredation.

They've already enacted their samson option, it was a poof in the wind. It's on par with the Norks.

Does this mean that a sound idea is to diversify our gene pool with brown seed in order to hold against the Russians' biological weapons progrm? Is diversity unironically our strength? Are the jews our really our greatest ally?

I've already disappeared myself, some dead somali got my SSN. They are me and I am nobody.

A symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning ma.

plz go to midnight doomsday clock

The real situation is it's past 3AM.

No they haven't. They have between 100 and 200 nukes and arrest and imprison anyone talking about nuclear weapons.


Why would Russia target the only race that wouldn't immediately destroy them if they could?


Fucking Americans, I swear.

And what's the DEFCON level?

Every non-nuclear country (excluding switzerland) is irrelevant.

Moshe Kantor is pretty close, since Kantor is a "money exchange business" in like 5 slavic languages.

What do you mean by that, whites? The ones that are learning every day to reserve their altruism? Russians are now white, so I am curious.

The kike soros was recently asshurt, claiming the BLUMPF is sending us on the path to nuclear war. So that is likely the actual reason for it being moved forward, again. We are likely going to be ".000000000001 seconds to midnight" after the 2020 elections.

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The only reason Russians are considered human is because they landed here post Soviet Unionb in lumber land and were not axed. Found out we had the same inclinations regarding mahood. I'm still ready to chop them down less than all the fucking Japanense gardeners.

Yes, I meant whites. Why would they target whites?
said that black genes would save us (in jest I hope), but that's what would be targeted.
Actually, probably China first.


Russians are hardworking and respectful, for the most part.
The government is a bit fucked due to many problems from the Soviet era, but that can be fixed.

No, they're not. The exception to the rule just like niggers. I'm just not going to go on and out myself for something insurance never covered nor would. I've seen a fair few lose their heads and you are not from anywhere in the range.

Not a one of you stroll the northwest forests, you couldn't drop a widowmaker by eye and axe. Don't even attempt to relate. Not a single one have you have been called to the trail for an animal or tree.

A lot of faggots like to talk about the Northwest but they DIE every winter DIE every spring DIE every summer.

What the fuck are you on about?
Are you LARPing as a lumberjack that kills Russians in your spare time or something, faggot?

Tired of your shit. Maybe I just ride past your brother next time.

Oh, it's the fag who tries to be a tough guy and sagebombs Holla Forums all the time. Or should I say hey Holla Forums

< ain't my job
How about you just stay away from the Northwest.

When did anyone care about that? Before it was even a board.

Stay out of the Northwest. This is a promise. I'm going to start checking IDs. There goes the first responder. Welcome to being lost.

Stopped taking the meds, I see.


The guy saging Holla Forums all the time doesn't LARP as some virtuous ethnically-charged lumberjack that kills russians.

I can't tell if you're fucking around or legitimately need a medical intervention.

See you in Spring.

Look at yourself. Ask that question again. Why do you think so many Californians disappear up here, even when we try our best.

The elites have nothing to gain from nuking the shit out of each other, jew quack is retarded, this fear mongering is retarded, anyone who takes this seriously needs to be shot.

Dr. Strangelove is a great movie that kinda gets the theme of what's going on.

It's absolutely done, you immigrants into Oregon are already a problem overall. You and international animals get to get found in Spring. I was the one who used to sniff it out and no more.

I don't take the call seriously unless it's a local anymore.

Bushfires.

.308 to the head to califags.

Oh, you're killing Californians.
Then by all means, keep at it, friend.

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A bigger problem in my territory than what I keep in check every hunting season. They are are more of a problem on the roads than deer..

You're right, but it's hard to explain that to boomers who lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis and lose their minds when nukes get mentioned.

It's mostly distraction to get ugly cute girls in kike arms.
Post-Midnight is already at hand. No fear, just assembly.

This is bullshit, meanwhile the beaner invasion clock is about 30 seconds to midnight and we're still importing the fucks with our thumbs up our asses.