NINTENDO NX

ALERT

IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT ACTUALLY IS

My dad works at Nintendo.

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We know. We also already know about the NX. Its awful. Just like all other consoles this gen (and most likely also nxt gen).

Thank god we can play older games. I'm starting up Parasite Eve later today.

You don't know shit, retard.

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Not know or not care?

Can I edit the OP to include the youtube link and shit?

you should

Edit yourself to not be gay

My dad is a Nintendo.

Dude nice

Oh boy, here comes the disappointment. I seriously hope you guys arent nintendo fans

Can't watch, but expecting it to be shit. Keep me updated anons.

Wow, what a fag. My dad was a Sega Saturn.

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Where is the link? no one cares about your weebshit pathetic life opinions.

its going to be fucking nothing isnt?
just a 5 sec peak

They will find a way to use Nvidia Goyworks.

what is wrong with nvidia goyworks?

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It's a phone

there's literally nothing wrong with unlimited goyworks

You're a fucking phone

Quit fighting. We're all phones on the inside.

Should they implement it, I want to see it blow up in their faces.

im worried

Whatever it is it will be region locked, most games will be censored and there will be Amiboos and microtransactions in the mix.
Also barely any games.

i think it's about time

Absolutely nothing of course! NVIDIA® GameWorks™ integrates revolutionary technology into cutting-edge products to deliver gaming experiences like no other!

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Stupid question, I never use twitch.
Will it automatically play when it is live? Because right now I only see the placeholder video, it says offline and the title is something about Dragon Quest

I get you faggots don't leave your parent's house, but you'll be fine as long as you stay in the same fucking country.

thank you friend, i knew there was nothing wrong.


why the fuck are you buying shit out of your region?

Dont know, Nintendo is fucking retarded.

It should change shortly.

Some advice though, stay the fuck away from Twitch chat, if you want to maintain your sanity.

It will. Well, it should at least, but Ninty's incompetence knows no bounds.

you mean just don't read it, or actually hide it because it could lag the video feed?

Wait, Holla Forums. What if it isn't terrible? It'll probably be terrible.

Could you try a little harder?

Are you that big of a retard, or just an industry apologist?

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(You)

Keep dreaming Mark

Don't read it. Twitch chat is full cancer.

I'm on mobile.. Can someone post link? The extension on the first post is not working

I HAVE A PHONE

I HAVE NINTENDO

so you got no excuses?

Fucking kill yourselves. Region locking is shit all the time and has no reason to exist.

If there was no region locking on the 3DS you could easily import the Inazuma Eleven games from Europe since they were never released in the US and could also get the billion Taiko no Tatsujin games that are JP only.

Hell, there's a fuckload of 3DS JP games that you can play with 0 or close to 0 jap knowledge.

There's no reason to want new things to be shit, I want from the bottom of my heart for it to not be shit, but it probably will.

did the nintendo website just crash?

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Are you this thin-skinned?

Who's seriously playing a game in japanese just for the 2 seconds of pixelated tits they cut from it?

Anyone where, if anywhere, this variant of Are You Ready played in Custom Robo for the Gamecube? The normal version is right next to it in the disc's files, but I don't remember this one.

But they're spouting Jojo and Gilvasunner and Grand Dad memes, how can that be cancer? :^)

What if it's actually a phone with cartridge shit on it? Like a nu-GameBoy.

I'm just here waiting for disappointment

Not starting the stream 5 minutes before, playing music and shit. No I have to wait till it starts until you can know if the link even works or some shit.

same

4 minutes and the twitch title is still dragonquest AND nintendo dot com is unreachable

So I guess I'm going with

That big of a retard
and

industry apologist.

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is this a stream or trailer reveal?

It's traditional countdown to disapointment music is why I'm asking here.


Derp
u.pomf.is/ykhlld.mp3

Embed is normal version

could be a youtube video, either way I'll have an embed ready asap

Why do people think there's gonna be a stream? It's just a short trailer, they'll probably just post it on their youtube channel or something.

Everything I've read says it's going to be a trailer, but who knows.

3 minute video

Go away

shit. I should've embeded that

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

top
kek

Feelsbadman.jpg

Aaand their site just melted.

www.nitendo.com is slow as fuck, I'm getting 500 server error.

IT'S TIME

wew lad

As a game dev, I'd prefer Nvidia GameWorks over Nintendo's god awful history of dev tools. They are fucking terrible for 3rdParty devs.

still no argument

youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI

youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI

youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI

youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI

youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI

This

SWITCH

give me an actual twitch link

Nintendo Switch

twitch.tv/nintendo

Enjoy your lonely racist little fingered cheeto, lol!

>>>Holla Forums

thx

I was right, it's just a trailer.

WHAT THE FUG

SWITCH
HANDHELD
AND
CONSOLE

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Make me

You know there are entire websites dedicated to porn, you don't need to jerk off to slightly uncovered polygonal boobs as an adult.

FUCK OFF

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No, autist. I'm simply telling you to try harder if you're going to bother at all.

What do ya know, it's a wiiU gamepad standalone

They're obviously getting ready for the big reveal

Sucks to be you mate

YOU KIDS LIKE SKYRIM

THE NINTENDO SWITCH
Worst name lol

SKYRIMJOB NX

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

last gen games

Why?

Skyrim is for the fags.

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At least it's hackable (SD-Slot)

Nintendo realizes it can get away with a massive "handheld" now thanks to the tablet market.

Here it is, lads.

>>>/suicide/

I expect little but I think will happen

It's just a portable wii u

that's hella shitgay

why nintendo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ITS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Oh fuck, I actually kind of want this.

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Basically, yes.
At least, it drop the Wii branding.

Nintendo have no clue what they're doing. News at 11.

That's basically my expectations, but it clearly has the third party support you want, enjoy your skyrim, because that's what you want when you demand third parties, dipshit.

wait not just eSports Splatoon
ALL THOSE WEAPONS ARE DIFFERENT
ALL THOSE MODELS ARE DIFFERENT
DIFFERENT SQUID HAIR
SPLA2N CONFIRMED

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Looks neat, that said:


At least there looked like there was a mario 64/sunshine esque looking game

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Nintendo Switch to another console.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Where are the specs, I wanna see how bad it is.

RED
FUCKING
DEAD
FUCKING
REDEMPTION

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SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM
SKYRIM

Nintendo Switch off.

What the fuck was that Mario game?
Mario in Disney Town?

Well I finished it and it's somehow worse than my prediction that it would be shit. Nobody wants to do this kinda shit top kek. No games to show either.

It's just Super Mario 3D World 2 and you know it.

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Okay, so
It's crap.

Nintendo Switch to PC

Jesus fucking christ.

Gonna be only reason to get it is when it's eventually hacked.

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NX was a shit codename, user

Ninty what the fuck are you doing?

299 + 40-60 dollar games guaranteed

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The frame rate in those games looked aweful

that's what they've always had tho

Also looks like same shader as Wind Waker HD as in plasticy look.

WELCOME TO Holla Forums!

Never buying this shit, controllers look small as fuck, its a DS for your TV - fuck that

Enjoy your hand cramps anyone stupid enough to buy this

I am satisfied.
In all honesty, I like the concept, now it just needs games.

So, it is indeed a console/portable hybrid… in Nintendo's mind.

In reality it is just a tablet with a weird as shit cradle and fragile as fuck to actually work as a portable.

Welp. Dreamcast 2.5

someday google reverse image search will give relevant results

So this is the NX?Are you fucking kidding me Nintendo.Also can Skyrim please fucking die already.

I don't really know how to feel about that piece of shit.
Laugh at the absurdity or cry at it…

no I'm glad they have it I just wish they could show it with like NOT SKYRIM i guess.

Looks good though but WHERE ARE THE GAME TRAILERS NINTENDO

So the Wii U is going to be completely useless?

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they couldn't even bother faking it for the commercial

Goodbye, Nintendo.
I'm glad I got to grow up with you.
This is how it ends. This is the end of Nintendo.
Farewell, old friend. Farewell.

NEVER
E
V
E
R

You only had to ask.

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It already was

Who the fuck plays games on a plane anyway

So someone explain to me why nintendo thought it was a good idea to announce the NX on the middle of the week with a twitter post saying there were only hours before

Well, I guess it's over.
Shit, I actually had some hope for this, fuck me

Delivered, Nintendo will make bank on this system and you faggots can't do a thing to stop it!

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I don't see it coming, but if they release a portable version that doesn't switch and is basically a vita, then you'll be wrong

It's exactly what I figured it would be; shows off the controller gimmick and has a bunch of shitty tech demos just like the wii u.

It's gonna be underpowered, have no 3rd party support and have a region lock. but atleast there will be a decent change that it will become a god tier portable emulation box

This is exactly what I thought it would be, and that's fine with me. And look at the vents on the back of this thing, they look surprisingly like the leaked devkit some user posted in an earlier thread.

I like it and I'm getting one so fuck you guys.

Thanks Nintendo

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I wish. This looks more like another Wii U, which in turn was a N64 without the gems.

What are you, some kinda normal healthy human being?

You're absolutely right, where's EA? Where's Activision? Why can't I play League of Legends on the NX?

It wasn't as bad as I expected. Typical weird as fug Ninetndo gimmick logic, but I see where it's going and what the idea here is. And I'm dying of laughter at how triggered Holla Forums gets towards Skyrim nowadays because muh mods and because of Todd.

And for everyone going "NOT ENOUGH BIDYA SHOWN, IT'S SHITE FOREVER", wait until they show more gaems for it for launch before you go shitposting and console wars as usual, alright? I mean, the fucking thing just got revealed, gib it time before we shit on it.

It's literally an iteration on the Nvidia SHIELD tablet, with some Nintendo games. That's about it. I guess having two detachable controllers is kind of neat, but they look painful to use for two player.

Like we give a shit that you waste your own money.

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Anyone got leaked info for comparison?

This is more like a virtual boy than a wii u.
At least the wii u had like, 4 games

Splatoon was the only good thing on it and I'm not buying another console for it again. Fuck off Nintendo.

Yes

Skyrim. On a Nintendo system.
A BETHESDA FUCKING GAME ON A NINTENDO SYSTEM.

Is this the NX? Its nowhere near a new console. Its even worse than the wii → wiiU step.

NINTENDO TABLET

Now I'm curious as to what the actual specs are, but I doubt we'll ever find this shit out before the console's release.

It's a cool gimmick. Worried about battery life, and the controller seems like it can be a little uncomfortable.

Overall, cautiously optimistic.

Nintendo delivers

Only shit thats loading right now
nintendo.com/whatsnew/detail/first-look-at-nintendos-new-home-gaming-system

SOMEBODY GON DIE TONIGHT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT?

That is super gay. So is detatching the controllers. So is the screen stand. So is the fact that it won't fit in your pocket. Who wants to carry an ipad sized device around like that.

>

well what batshit crazy will it be this time.

HOL UP!

NEW SPLATOON?!

The inklings have different hair(?)styles
splatoon sequel confirmed!

Wow, that makes me really happy. Sorta. It's bittersweet considering how Nintendo as been lately.
Their implementation of the idea is pretty interesting. The lack of a second screen nags me a little since it can't totally replace the 3DS, but it's fine.

Now here's the question.
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING SPECS

If it's underwhelming I will kill.
I will kill.
I will also kill if they go full Vita with DRM after the 3ds got btfo

I shouldn't be too excited because most of their first party games have gone down the drain, but if the hardware is hacked relatively quickly and the specs are good then it may still be worth my time.

It's going to be a DS with better graphics and with the ability to play on the big screen once you get home, I'm liking the idea.

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I rally can't understand HOW you could be optimistic at all

It's probably the upcoming remaster thing

Well, as I've been looking toward to dockable phones as desktop PCs, that part is sort of cool to me.
Bet the battery life is shit, though.

How do they compare? We all know release date was correct.

uh yeah, we already pointed it out

Remember all that 3rd party support the Wii U got announced with and was claimed to have?

You're gonna get shitty ports on launch and then the system will be promptly abandoned.

Skyrim on there means a fucking lot in regards to 3rd party support, we could expect shit like RDR2 or GTA and shit now

Is that a new 3D Mario platformer?

Looks like a neat idea.

Knowing nintendo, they're going to fuck it up by have shit 3rd party support and fuck all games.


Can't wait for someone to hack it and play pirated games on it.

Why? We knew the specs would be outdated, no shit, it's Nintendo, but it's already a much better gimmick than the Wii U.

Red cups.

its a console for people with social life!

So… Does it somehow instantly add processing power when plugged into the base? If so that's some real space age technology. If not, then what's the base for? It's too elaborate to be a charging stand.

He warned us!

Fuck off, at least the Dreamcast was good. This has no chance.

The games they actually showed we're EXACTLY LIKE the games you can already play on Wii-U.

ESPORTS
E
S
P
O
R
T
S

uh yeah, some pictures would've been great. uh yeah?

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Oh boy, here comes Bayonetta 3.

Skyrim will run on a toaster if you fix the shit optimization. It proves nothing.

They're going to try and sell this as an all-in-one PC type thing aren't they?

Obligatory

Except it's technology we've had for awhile, user.

What the fuck are those metal prongs on the back? Looks like the grounds on a mixer.

Let's see how it works online and if they're going to esports apparently


oh my gosh user it's just a teaser, don't be entitled they'll show the games later. just like the Xbone
GET HYPE


It's probably not

The gimmick is based on portability instead of some motion control gimmick that ends up limiting what devs can do instead of scaring it off. This thing actually has some potential but it's the games that matter in the end.
Unless I missed something, nothing in the video showed it having any touch screen capabilities. Granted it would be dumb to not have that since they already have the tech figured out, but it's clearly not a focus. Really it's just a portable screen as far as I can tell.

WELP Nintendo swith looks awful. Its entire being is a gimmicky garbage pile on fire. The tablet is gonna look horrid because DOWNSCALING, and the tablet is no way,strong enough.

Also sony already fucking tried this nintendo, welcome to 2005

Nintendo is dead. They don't understand marketing.

Or, you know, it's for game development

Travis is that you?

You just saw Splatoon 2 retard

That's bad news for a platform that will rely heavily on the Treehouse for the localization of its games.

Holy crap.

That controller. In what world does that look comfortable?

are you motherfuckers ready for Bloodstained Switch 2018?

That simple rectangular shape with a matte finish does look a lot like Ouya and other cheap controllers, but hey, at least it's not piano black.

wait a fucking second, quintin is a millenial?

normalfagS RUINING MY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BUT IS IT COMPATIBLE WITH THE POWER GLOVE

How fucking stupid are you faggots? It's literally the same layout they've used since the fucking SNES

This is fucking amazing. You saw that third party support? Jesus christ. This very well could be the restart of Nintendo leading the gaming community.

nintendo.co.jp/corporate/release/2016/img_161020/partners.png

AMAZING!

Honestly I'm just glad they finally went back to having one decent large screen for the handheld rather than the dual screen abomination that's been plaguing the DS series.

Some new mario and something with a Mario Kart 8 update, because KING BOO IS BACK

If someone actually does this they are fucking faggots.

So it's a


What happens when you lose one of the small controllers?

thread theme

Anyone born after 80 is a millennial.

This post reads like sarcasm to me

Years ago, it would've been seen as pretty autistic. Nowadays, people bring their phones and stare at their screens when they hang out with their friends.

From Soft? ok that's intriguing

last I remember Ubishit wsa supposed to support Wii and WiiU as well, look where that went

Literally the same picture as every Nintendo console has ever had.

Again, the Wii U was supposed to have good third party support at the very beginning too.

Wait a sec, that thing has separate buttons for a d-pad. Fuck it.

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I think he was trying to sound like a marketer

OH WOW, 5 SECONDS OF GAMEPLAY!

This system is a basement dwellers nightmare and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

Nah i guess the base is going to have the video output circuitry and not much else. Possibly an HDD for games that wont fit on your SD or dont intend to play on the go.

You mean some retard DLC for it, right?

Looks extremely familiar to the Wii U partners info graph they showed when they first revealed the wii u, and we all know how that turned out.

3D DOT GAME HEROES OHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
SHIT, YA NIGGAS SAID IT WASN'T POSSIBLE
DARK SOULS WIND WAKER BABY!

I can't find source of Luigi in cross. Please help.

a reaper takes your soul

Combining portable and console might be the kind of hail mary that everyone gets on board with. I can see it. Social media is hugely popular right now because of how great it is at making money. Portability is a pretty big deal as we've seen with Pokemon Go.

I like the fash cut

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RF input and output. Some Wii U devkits have them too, no idea why.

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He didn't say phone, fuckhead.

You buy the replacement for $79.99 you stupid round-eye.

WHY CAN'T NINTENDO JUST DO A NORMAL CONSOLE THAT I CAN INSERT A DISK/CATRIDGE/WHATEVER THE FUCK, PRESS A BUTTON AND PLAY VIDYA?

so


Hope they get announcing other shit soon

Because the SNES had thumbsticks.
And before you say it.
Gamecube controller was an exception to the rule that asymmetrical controllers are shit.

Why wouldn't it be?

Maybe making it have detachable controllers is actually brilliant, you have the opportunity to demo the games wherever you go

Quentin's Diamond dogs are rolling in their graves.

Dumb question.

The press release says the moment you take out the controller from the dock, it instantly goes to portable mode.

But will it be able to do double screen shit like the wii u? It probably will, right?

But now for the only important question:

Will it have the new Monster Hunter game?

D-Pad is in right hand now

At least they ditched the Wii in the name.

God I hope not

I'm sure you can buy replacements. Though if you're retarded enough to lose one it's kinda your own fault for being dumb.

That can't be final then, I don't see Nintendo abandoning their iconic D-Pad design especially since they're the owner of the patent for that design.

Because Nintendo want you to leave the basement LOSER!

They are still alive?
Make Rogue Squadron 4 and include the battle of Coruscant!

I wish they could port Dragon's Crown to a Nintendo console…

If they confirm that I won't miss a thing from Breath of the Wind, then I'll be skipping the WiiU altogether and just getting the NX.

I can't believe they got away with this shit. Turned the shit into a webm.

The controls you see on every console.

Bad management. Wasn't this Iwata's final stroke of genious too? Top kek. Guy killed the company and everyone worships him.

And I said in the current year, people bring their devices to stares at a screen in silence.

Level 5 user, not Factor 5

What if this DOES happen and we are to angry at normalfags to enjoy the new age of gaming?

As long as Nintendo doesn't fuck up big time, they've basically got this shit on lockdown now. This video's already viral. It'll be #1 trending on youtube in a few hours. """news""" sites will report on it. This is something that even normalfags and us can enjoy.

The third party support is so fucking amazing to me, honestly. It shows that this console is going to have a great, GREAT launch.

The concept looks cool, I'm actually kinda excited for console quality handheld titles.

However the issue now is the cost, the specs, the release titles, the new online capabilities and if it will be region locked or not.

They're clearly going for normalfags again with Skyrim and NBA 20XX ports, but the question is do normalfags care enough to buy this shit to play console quality NBA on the bus/train/plane and on the go? Personally I don't care, I just want games and for now I'm just tempted but not convinced.


user stop pushing me

They might just be new versions of WiiU games or whatever but there was clearly something new there
I do agree that the marketing is pretty shit tbh fam

series of Mario manga during the 90s by Comic BomBom – a different and shorter run than Super Mario-kun

Cover only. This volume hasn't been scanned.

Gotta be symmetrical for the baby hand two controllers gimmick.

Gen Y = 77-94
Gen Z = 95-(CURRENT YEAR)

I like this and I'm excited to play new Mario and Zelda on it, suck on it faggots

Like to the Nintendo fags I don't get why you guys are defending this I'm not even trying to be a bitter fuck but this just a retarded move I mean its great that there is third part support but does Nintendo not get that an actual console that's on par with a ps4 would of been better for them in the long run?

I like it.

Many thanks, user.

Surely they would have shown that in the trailer if it could. They probably abandoned dual screen the way they abandoned wagglan.

This.

We're overdue for a console monster hunter that isn't in japan only.

Because you have a PC
This is what consoles should have evolved into years ago.

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I disagree about the marketing, I think it's great. Showcases the console without being nearly as retarded as the Wii U. Every few seconds there's the switch thing to remind you it's new for all the idiots out there.

You said phones.

What has that? I can't think of anything where you could add processing power and have it used instantly like that.

btw see that normal guy in the commercial? with a loft apartment and a dog? that's who Nintendo thinks they are selling products to

seriously this company is w a s h e d u p

Nintendo has saved console gaming yet again

damn, could you use a comma?

vote for trump

Who the hell wants to be on par with a PS4?

you buy another original for the low low price of 2/5ths the price of the foro console or some madcatz replacement that looks nothing like the original part.

really the only thing this console makes me look forward to are pictures of frankenstein Switches with third party shit attached

I see the damage controlling coming out like mad.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
that is all

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We get it. You don't have friends and don't play games with anyone but yourself.

It's OK. We get it.

Your shill is showing

Now they can make the console Monster Hunter that's also a handheld Monster Hunter. Everyone's a winner (?)

Is there, though?

Nintendo always shows a slide of "lol look at all these guys that will make tons of games for us" and they never make ANYTHING.

This doesn't mean shit. Remember when every fucking time they announced a console or just wanted to dickwave at E3, Sony would show something just like this? Remember Agent? Remember when 'Ubisoft had the Wii U's back' with 2 exclusives?

This doesn't mean shit, at least half of those will never publish anything significant on the Switch.

Yes, I said they bring their phones to look at their screen, so why not a fucking video game console where other people can join in? Do I have to spell it out for you?

Barring the last thing thats what i think will happen
also
that shits about as wide as a tablet. splitscreen is a joke on it

I think trailer was put together well but they should have had a direct or something ready to go with it after or some reveals. Maybe they're saving those for later though

I want to punch you through the screen

People that are on long ass flights.

Treehouse exists. It's inevitable.
Yeah! Call of Duty! Unity games! Konami and Ubisoft! Bethesda and Capcom! I can't wait!

real questions are, specs, battery life, and legacy controller support. fuck you I want to use my pro controller.

EMILY ROGERS WAS RIGHT
That must mean this information is somewhat accurate as well.

Come on, please Wonderful 1001, please!

Other than that, I have still very low hopes.

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Natural shilling, maybe. I'm just really fucking excited for this thing.

If that was splatwooon then that's even worst because
ESPORTS

I'd rather have a console with a dumb gimmick that I can't adequately use in my office than a pc with a different OS that I can't use a keyboard and mouse on. I mean if we're being completely fucking honest here. Who the fuck wants a diet PC? Other than couch co-op games.

youtube.com/watch?v=03LBinws0TU

He'll have his Bachelor's next year ;_;

Laptops, user. They can instantly switch GPUs when going from battery to external power and vice versa.

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But that's wrong you fucking retard

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I was hoping for news on Smash Bros NX, oh well.

On a side note the Switch name is a much better than the WiiU, although I did prefer the codename

"N.n.n.n.NO GUYS IT'S NOT REAL!"

I see the damage control has already started.

Christ the shilling is in full force.

Emily Rogers is NOT right, look at what she has been wrong on in the past. Too much to be trusted.

DIRT Rally?
UT4 or their Failed Overwatch Clone?
These kikes make payday, right?

That looks really inconvenient. Like, who's going to have a bunch of those controller pods and pieces laying around? I think most everyone is just going to set it up as console or as handheld and leave it that way. Also
Fuck everything about this. I hope it's a bomb on par with the Virtual Boy.

Generation Y are the millennials.
You could argue that 77 is a millennial but it would be stretching it. 80-83 is the start of the Millenials.

Never said that you cockscuker
Can i have a console whose main point it's games and not gimmicks? Skyrim, be it remaster o not, is still an old fuck game that runs everywhere.And that's probably the heaviest game NX has right now which doesn't say nothing about the specs. I don't particularly care about specs but 3rd parties do, and if we have no support from Nintendo like with WiiU and no 3rd party the console is doomed from the start. A game every year isn't enough to sustain a console.
To add, Sony and Microsoft will release their new uber spec console too,where will the normalfags flocks for you?

holy fuck what is wrong with Nintendo?…

Nintendo might actually be onto something here. Normalfags love trendy gadgets and tablets are increasingly gaining in traction and this thing is basically one. With proper software, they might be able to compete with other tablets. Android emulation would be instant win for them.

This is the first Nintendo console I've wanted since the Wii once it's cracked open it'll be perfect for portable emulation

My only concern is battery life and how that controller is going to feel because it kinda looks like shit.

Normalfags don't see phones the same way they see vidya. Playing with your phone in public is perfectly acceptable to them, playing a handheld console is not, so they won't do it.

A-at least the pad is now portable device for reals!

So it's basically a Nintendo tablet you can connect to your TV? I don't really know what I was expecting.

So it's an android tablet. Fucking wew.

y tho

I believe all these "I liked it" posts are shills.

Nobody could seriously like the SWITCH

What the fuck are you smoking? How is it damage control? I just stated the Wii U is not going to get anything good.

why is the controller in the video the most worn out looking piece of shit

She fucking called it months ago though, down to the detachable controllers and everyone thought she was fucking crazy.

I just don't know what to believe, user.

The trailer was well done and would possibly have gotten me hyped if it wasn't for the lack of games but like said, Nintendo should have at least had a fucking Direct, if not properly announce it and show it off last E3

I meant Switch, fuck

Look at those water graphics in the third screenshot. Looks great. It looks to be another 3D world-type game.

The mario kart 8 DLC has 2 fucking items. What does that mean… I had to pause the trailer to make sure that wasn't a double dash remake.

I don't disagree with his post you double nigger

Ok so we see it uses carts. So explain how a game like the new CAWADOOTY that is 120GB going to fit on the cart?

Nintendo confirmed no third party support AGAIN

Not to mention those things you can get which house desktop GPUs that you can connect to your laptop.

Damn the damage control!

Didn't they say that they're abandoning AAA games for pachinko and mobile games?

CAN I GET AN HALLELUJAH?

For USB 3.0 external HDDs for better loading times

The switch is powered by NVIDIA so I know exactly what this is, this is a repackaged NVIDIA Shield 1.0. Pretty unimpressive specs for a laptop.

blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/

So are all the games going to run on an SD card?

Looks identical to the last game. That's how you know it's real.

Did NoA pay you?

Yeah, I can see how it will spread thanks to shills like you that are either too stupid or young ti understand how to shill properly.

No, they didn't ever said that.

I'm glad it's not fucking glossy. I'm sick of the tech industry's obsession with glossy finishes.

My sides

Come on, I also think this will be shit. This could mean the death of nintendo. I mean, is this going to be their only console for 6 years?

NX confirmed for mobile games. Literally the Ouya Twoya

They have just been having so much fun playing with it prior to the video being made

Shovelware counts as support

Man, Nintendo is riding that shitty hipster nu male girls allowed shit.

I've yet to see a flock of normalfags (women included) who aren't attracted to mario kart.

it looks cramped as fuck and with no room for grip and no actual handles but just flat boads to grab on. Also it looks like a psp analog stick which I got cramps from


Implying if they did bring a new age of gaming it won't be filled with even more crap than it is now

Do you know how much cartridge tech has improved? You already have SD cards with a shit ton of storage. Just because the 3DS doesnt use 120GB+ cartridges doesn't mean it has the top tier cartridge tech

I'd be surprised if this god MW1 Remastered

Nope, its a proprietary format

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hurrdurr maybe they just added popular games for the trailer that normalfags like and we'll see actual titles later (probably not because its Nintendo)

But basing everything off of a 3 minute trailer for anger is just as retarded as doing it for hype

both are unfounded until we see real specs/battery life/ game line up

otherwise you can just speculate and bitch like a faggot until then

All I can think about when I hear "Switch"

Let's compare and contrast. I marked out all the third parties who said they would support the Wii U, all the second parties, and all the development tool companies that aren't actually game makers. This leaves us with the actual new third parties developing games for the Nintendo Switch.

there's a gay sex joke somewhere in that name

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So it's a smaller version of the Wii U with slightly better specs. Any info on the games for it besides the Zelda one?

Look how close together the analog stick is to the AB buttons when you detach. What an ergonomic nightmare. This is how you know Nintendo is targeting normalfags who will only play in 5 minute bursts during a party.

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SOCIAL GAMING MEME FUCKING GODDAMMIT I DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH RANDOM FAGGOTS WHO HAVE SHIT TASTE IN PUBLIC OR CONNECT WITH THEM IN PRIVATE JUST GIVE ME A GAME AND A CONSOLE WHERE I CAN PLAY IN PEACE WITH MY OWN HEAD YOU FUCKING JAP FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sauce

media center

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All I see is a WiiU that has a different kind of controller than splits into two really small terrible looking controllers that you wouldn't actually want to play any games on. It looks like it was made for families with two kids that need to be distracted by a game while mommy and daddy fuck. Where would you ever use the stand option with two separate terrible controllers like the guy does on the plane in the video? Will you really go outside with your friends to play some NBA while shooting sick hoops bro? Will you really gather around a blackboard with your slantyeyed friends to play some splatoon (if it really is splatoon 2 then fuck everything because I can't tell the difference)?

what the fuck is the use scenario for this unless you're a normalfag that doesn't really like playing games but wants to be hip and cool with the newest tech and doesn't mind the awful limitation or you're a small kid with baby hands and have a sibling that also wants to play and your mommy and daddy wont buy you a anything better and you can get the Switch because of the two player gimmick. Once it comes out and noone buys the third party shit AGAIN then it'll just be another abandoned nintendo platform. Who the fuck still wants to buy skyrim and why the fuck did they think it would be a great thign to put in the reveal as a flagship sort of thing?

speaking of Travis, look who I found in the comments.

So when will we get the REAL announcement.
You know, with games?

Still quite a bit I'd wager. Plus, that's only from before launch. I can already see neckbeard (((indie))) devs wanting to develop for this thing.

The PS4, Xbox one and PC?

Have they listed a price yet?
What do you think it's gonna be?

You're just not fresh enough to understand squiddo.

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yes, my cuestión was about why having 2.0 ports at all if you have 3.0 ports.

2.0 is 15+ year old tech and has no place in anything but budget chinese crap.

Fucking hell.

So it's a Nintendo product?

A lot of devs will come out now to talk about their games now that Nintendo has announced the goddamn thing.

any indication of it having VR capability?

i guess the controllers are conducive to the technology

omitting it would seem negligent to me

Then how come it shows this guy putting in an SD card before turning on the console?

What? Is this a Nintendo or a Lego? I don't understand.

Everyone preordering the remastered edition, which is what you saw in the trailer.

F-F-F-FUCKING PRETENDOS!

You'd think the birthplace of Hikkikomori culture would be more sensitive to the needs of basement dwellers worldwide.

i am willing to bet this thing will actually sell worse than the wiiu. literally no one is going to buy a $300 portable with less power than a wiiu that you have to switch and attach and detach and charge and connect and disconnect over and over and over.

this is it. nintendo's last console. hopefully they go third party sooner rather than later.

The buttons look very small.

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New hairstyle customization. Looks like some new weapons. Hopefully comes with an expanded singleplayer and better local multiplayer.

Should be interesting.

NINTENDO YES

By your reasoning the WiiU shouldn't have been an abject failure, and yet it was.

299-399.
They'll be over confident.
The shallow games will be 59-69$

I'm unimpressed and therefore I do not care. I do, however, find the OP YouTube video offensive to my obviously superior intelligence. Now I will leave my desktop gaming machine to emerge the world and compile my Gentoo packages while I enjoy the great outdoors with my superhot girlfriend with big tits. I leave you losers to your Japanese toys and their horrible marketing practices.

Hopefully you can still use pic related.

*question
This autocorrect is such UNA PUTA MIERDA holy shit

looks better than the Wii U to me, actually

While the pro controller looks pretty decent.
every other controller they've shown so far looks pretty bad

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Look again. That thing is way too fat to be any common card.

diddy dongs quest looks identical to dongey's dong dountry
its a fucking sequel, its obviously going to look the exactly the same
its using the same artstyle, why would they go for the melee slimy look or the brawl dirt look to appeal to kids above age 14? its a dongogious business choice

Haha, no. Pay up, gaijin.

I really don't see why you couldn't it's bluetooth anyways.

Don't forget there's this thing as well:

peace bro

Fucking hell. They need to get Hori to fix this shit.

Are they going to put Bethesda characters in smash? I hope so because I want to play as Doomguy, but that's the only thing I care about.

EMILY RODGERS CONFIRMED

ABANDON SHIP

user coming at us with fresh ideas from the year 1986.

Jesus christ, I'd like to see specs for how this thing actually works

So could you theoretically use both side controllers and the normal controller all at once?

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even an shitty M class gpu would be better than a this. all it is now is a more powerful razer shield tablet.

that's exactly my point
it's something that consoles don't do anymore

webmed

kek

Sony wont be having any competition again this gen.

I think they meant less power than the Wii U while in handheld mode. I also don't see it outperforming the Wii U when taken off the base.

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sauce?

That cable switch was so handy

I just noticed

The switch may be shit, but I'm curious about what Platinum and From are doing there.
They'll be ports of Wonderful 101 and Dark Souls III if the past is any indication.

I thought I saw this somewhere before, truly Nintendo is the oracle of virtual entertainment.

The Wii U doesn't have less power while in handheld mode. It's just displaying the TV screen. This means that this handheld has it's own processor and shit… Which we won't know how well it does until it's revealed.

They went the "completely symmetrical" approach they have tried in the past, and failed, like with the 3ds abomination extra control stick, or how they claimed a lefty could play the DS the same as a righty (no, they couldn't because of the d-pad).

Not only they got rid of the d-pad proper so they could pull the symmetric shit. Buttons and sticks are inverted when "docked" because both dongles have to be the same when "undocked"

What do we call the dpad now that's it's not a pad?

That's fucking stupid

And also maybe genius

Oh nevermind

I noticed the spla2n ESPORTZ team had regular dpad so not sure which controllers get which

It's clearly supposed to be switched around, it's literally the other side flipped

Let's see…

The Famicom had a fucking microphone (useless) and used diskettes.
The Super Famicom had less power than the MegaDrive but it had those fancy "mode 7" effects.
The N64 was what you were expecting: a truly upgraded machine, more powerful than the Playstation, using regular cartridges. Look how that worked.
Then the Gamecube, which from a remote point of view was kinda normal with the oversaturated gaming console market.
In order to stop competing with giants like Sony and Microsoft they decided to adapt and return to their roots instead of just dying like Sega did.

D-Buttons?

Why would Nintendo abandon their own patent that worked so well? I guess they can't ever do anything perfect.

thats kinda cringy

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So wait, it has a normal controller that you can attach the side things too, but the controller already has all the nessecary buttons. What's the fucking point exactly?

Mode 7 effects were the shit my dude

FUCKING WEW


Fucking disgusting

I'm going to bring my Bethesda shitposting here.

So its a tablet?

128 GB SD cards exist, it's doable

but I expect games to be in the 5 GB range tops considering they won't come with bullshit like stupidly high resolution textures and shit

Do we have a confirmation yet on the Switch using cartridges?

So we can agree that this is the worst console announcement in history right? It's not even announced in a direct.

Does anyone in the universe actually use games to socialize IRL?

Honestly I commend Nintendo for trying new things because consoles will never be able to beat PC when it comes to sitting down in front of a machine to play, but I seriously don't get this "hey grab your console and get together with these people to play lol".

Nobody does that, people play consoles when they're hanging out in the comfort of their home in front of a huge TV sitting on a comfy sofa, literally nobody goes to squat in a park and play games with people on tiny tablet screens.

The controller doesn't come with it, the dumb side things do.

I meant the Switch (in handheld mode) will be less powerful than the Wii U, not that the Wii U had a handheld mode and that the Switch would be less powerful than that (what?). I thought that was obvious.

I'm telling you now, there's no way in hell the Switch's handheld will be more powerful than the Wii U as a whole.

Well, the madmen actually did it. They made a fucking console that is home & portable.

The major crux of this home/portable design is battery life. If the battery life isn't amazing this thing is dead on arrival, not just for Holla Forumsirgins who already hate anything Nintendo due to suicide-inducing localization writers & tireless censorship, but normalfags as well.

Looks like there's a 3D Mario World 2 & since you only get one Mario per system you can forget seeing anything like Sunshine or 64.

The only big plus for this I see is co-op on one portable system. With Gameboy, DS, 3DS, you HAD to have two systems for co-op whereas this will not only connect to other systems, but does the split controller thing creating two controllers for co-op. (would be better if you can use two full-sized controllers since the split controller segments look too small) If this had enough power (unlikely) & turd party support (maybe) it could do very well since you are providing a versatile portable system that doesn't require a second system to do multiplayer.

As always it boils down to games. If you don't have the games you're fucked no matter what hardware you have to offer. Only exception is if you throw millions into marketing instead of software & although it's probably too much to hope for enough people may have learned about the no-games-all-marketing scam by now to render it a non-viable tactic. Naw, they're still stupid enough to fall for it.

Y'know, a better solution is a moderately-powerful laptop that can use emulators. You can do the same with a tablet, sure, but the hardware is not good enough for split-screen co-op even for something on the level of MarioKart Wi. Such a portable device does co-op with multiple controllers or other systems. It's odd to see consoles attempting to be versatile like that when they're typically very limited.

because it's a compromise of a console. it tries to be everything and fit every niche while not really being of use to anyone who actually wants something that's good.

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Hey, Do you like flowers?

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Filtered.

the slot says GAME something

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Ahh, that silky smooth 7 FPS with the mobile attachment

Truly Ninty will hit the mark with this one!

Wii definitely wasn't a fluke that caused the catastrophic failure of vidya culture.

Wow, I love Nintendo so much :) They even sent me a letter! I don't know what "DMCA" stands for tho- But I know if it's Nintendo it'll be good. They are my friend :))))))))))))

So it's a console for normalfags?

I can't wait to see the game Autodesk brings to the table

uhm..no?

Wait, it's cartridges? How long until an Everdrive/flashcart?

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If you want to "COMPARE AND CONTRAST" then you need to look up how many devs actually ended up making a good game for Wii U from this list

That's what Nintendo has always been

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I wanna say that those are just 3ds cartridges but I could be wrong.

Then what's the deal with the controller shown with it? Is it just to hold the side things?

The mario looked more like an hub world mario than a 3d world seeing how there was one style of environment so far and no empty space below the level platforms

Go outside and socialize: the console :^)

It's so fucking sad when you have to pad your list of partners with literal middleware.

late PS2 games were around that size.
3DS games are often 1.5GB.

nintendo probably use 16GB/32GB cards and later if necessary 64GB

hold on a fucking second what the hell does that card say?

What kind of pleb wants to play Xenoblade? You dodged a bullet.
Bayonetta is nothing special. It's just your standard platinum game with fanservice turned up to max.

It says GAME CARD. There's a clear picture of it further in the video.

kek I didn't even realize that was on there.
Wonder how long this 3rd party support will actually last.

First day?

I really hope the sides aren't just using bluetooth when attached to the screen, but I can really see Nintendo pulling some bullshit like that.

Wait a minute. Did they even show off touchscreen capabilities in the trailer?

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What is this?
A D-PAD FOR ANTS?!
seriously what the fuck

Modern anime is shit deal with weebs.

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Maybe, but if it's anything like Galaxy or the SMBLand, it'll be trash.

nintendogaf, plz
you just look silly trying to defend nintendo when it comes to 3rd party support

And how much do you want to bet it wont be compatible with DS and 3DS games, no I bet they will make you buy them for a 7th time.

its probably a plus and minus, not an actual dpad.

What is CEMU?


Just like every console
I wonder if theyll kill the DS with this.
One things for certain, Nintendo has gone full mobile.

No.
You're a normalfag if you use a current gen console over a PC, or don't see how they have completely lost their purpose.
This is giving consoles a purpose to anyone who isn't a casual.

Well, and for trying to sell it for the other consoles

that's a pause button someone yelled at me for making the same mistake earlier in the thread

Is this supposed to consolidate their handhelds and consoles? Does this mean RIP future handhelds?

That's the Plus sign, my dear sweet user

That's an extremely good reason to play it

>dovahkiin with all the different race alts

Just realized the Wii U version of Zelda: We Want the Open World Audience might be the better performing version after all.


Yep.

I think it might be the Plus button (you know, like - and + on the Wii U and Wii controllers?)

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plus button


flip the two over and the buttons and sticks are the same, think that's the idea.

Maybe it's a plus button like the wii and wii u have

No stupid, it is a + (plus, start) button. The other side has a - button

Well gee, considering there's a - button in the same place on the otherside I have no idea.

This isn't my dad, this is a cell phone!

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Just says "Nintendo"

Children have phones and tablets now


They showed a very similar image for the Wii U and we all know how great the third party support for that was

Nah it means it's just another rote character action slog.

So in the end Nintendo is merging it's handheld market with it's living room consoles one.
A very clever move. Their handheld success is what kept them afloat, after the wiiu's disaster.


I see they are also opening up to new blood. This will bring forward a lot of bullshit along with actually good titles.
Also a lot of possibilities, and previously handheld-exclusive series will then come to the switch as well.
Of course there are the usual shitty ports and cajewl gaymes, but on the other hand we have a new 64/sunshine/galaxy-type mario announced, which the wiiu lacked, along with ZBotW.

Kinda surprised the hardware looks much more fragile than what Nintendo is used to pull off. Wait and see until I have one between my hands I guess.
I also hope they will fuck up on "stability" as much as they did for the 3ds and wiiu. This could very well be the best console to go /scurv/ on.

Also, the fact that the console is pseudo-modular can open up possibilities for the firm to upgrade it without having to bring up a new console, that could lead to a very long lifespan.

I see children do it all the time with phones and 3ddds. That is their target demographic afterall.

It definitely won't be compatible with DS/3DS games, as Nintendo haven't quite finished beating that thing to death yet.

A young project that will take years to give it's fruits

Lets hope the new mario actually has fucking soul this time and isn't about jumping around some kids first CS level

You know, it bothers me that the screen sticks out of the dock like that.

well, at least that retarded touch screen controller with no physical buttons isn't real. this still looks pretty fucking stupid though

also what the fuck was with that framerate when they switched to mobile zelda? were they just being honest and saying "yeah, this fucking thing is going to lose half of its power when you take it off the dock, have fun faggots".

Your hands will feel everything but Joy, thats for sure.


If only

HOWS IT FEEL FUCKERS WHEN I SAID REPEATEDLY IT RUNS A LAST GEN NVIDIA TEGRA?

GONNA SUCK THAT COCK SOME MORE NINTENDO DEFENSE FORCE?

WHY WAIT TILL MARCH? YOU CAN BUY A NVIDIA SHIELD TABLET RIGHT NOW THAT HAS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SPECS FOR LESS THAN $150 AND YOU CAN RUN WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT ON IT

I really hope we'll be able to play 3DS games, then. They probably would have showed it off in the trailer if it was possible, so I'm not holding my breath.

I still wonder who at thq thought any of that was a good idea.

Now i remember what the portable mode reminded me of

I never understand Nintendo.

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The real question is if this is region locked. I hope not.

there better be a wired charger for all these things, so i can sit on my ass and play without battery bullshit.

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I used to when I was a kid but then I
And

Since when were the specs released?

Nintendo is entering a market already dominated by smartphones and tablets. On top of that, the graphics from the switch look worse than a fucking iPhone 5s. I don't know why, but Splatwoon looks worse than Splatoon. The textures look lowpoly.

Nintendo is digging themselves a grave at this point.

yeah, it could be even some mediatek crap

How would that even work on a single screen? I don't think Nintendo can keep up with their own gimmicks

"Custom" just means "A slight overclock" in console tech terms

Due to Japan hosting the next Olympics their government has been cracking down on pachinko parlours hard, gambling's illegal over there and pachinko's existed thank to a loophole but that's becoming harder for companies to do.
Konami now has no choice but to come crawling back.

We all know Nintendo is one of the unfriendliest publishers to work with, they're the Apple of video games. They see third party support as competition rather than driving software for their platform. They did that shit last year too, "Hey guys, Doos ex and Mass Effect 3. That's what the kids like nowadays, we're caught up, right?"

I'm gonna buy this thing.
And then I'm going to hack the shit out of it and pirate everything.

Vidya is a normalfag thing now, get with the times ;).

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With the exception of whatever GPU it has, I'd bet than an iPhone SE would blow it away in processing capability.

You don't know shit what you're talking about, fag.

Well, now I can't unsee it. Bet they'll fix that in the revision, along with cheapening production.


Beats tiny ass screens.

People are forgetting one important thing - this is the first console since the GameCube that doesn't have any bullshit weird gimmick - no motion controls and no second screen.

Sure you can play it while upside-down bullriding at the wings of a space shuttle and other bullshit, but it's still one screen + normal controller.

JUST DIE ALREADY

Fuck, I still cant believe it runs on a Tegra.
Meme magic truly is real.
You think theyll iterate on the hardware just like the DS?

blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/

"Custom" tegra - Translation - Slightly overclocked tegra

Like how you swore the wii u was going to be their last console right?

Just wait for emulation. Looks like you'll need a voodoo2 to run these games.

Exactly, Nintendo is going back to basics

user, THE GIMMICK IS THAT IT'S A HYBRID. You know it's actually just the WiiU part 2, right?

Actually, I do.

Go back to cuckchan.

blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/
Granted it doesn't have any specifics but it does mention a 'custom Tegra' (shorthand for 'piece of outdated Tegra 1 with maybe a slight overclock at best')

Probably they'll also add in a BoS soldier, Corvo/Emily (gotta promote Dishonored 2) and BJ Blazcowicz (nu-Quake is only on pc).

You don't. Kill yourself.

WHAT THE F*CK THAT ID

Wii Tuu

Travis pls

This console has a huge, terrible gimmick.

I assume it would be TV screen as top and the tablet as the bottom.

That's hella cool! Minecraft: Story Mode on Nintendo Switch!

Aw shit I used to have one of those (the black version though, must have been a later revision).

Why wouldn't it be a gimped Tegra 2?

Xenoblades not worth is at all, Bayonetta's good though.

it should have been. they clearly dont know what theyre doing.now we just have to wait longe than we should for a nintendo pc client store like steam

How did YOU get in here? Mistyped some URL or something?

This has to be the worst bait I've ever seen…

this is high quality

You'd have to be shitting me.

Waaay to obvious shill
Way too obvious

HOW NEW R U

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I was envisioning something like a dual-screen Wii U thing, but the more I think about it the more retarded I feel.

Because that would be good compared to a slightly overclocked Tegra 1, and since when do good things ever happen?

I genuinely liked it. People can disagree with you without being a shill. You don't have to go buy one user. I did find a pic of you though.

Let us be honest here anons. If Monster Hunter 5 with G class returned was announced as a launch title many of us, including me, would by it day 1. Mon Hun 3 ultimate on wiiu was easily the best purchase made past gen for a modern console.

At this point everything else is at it's worst possible scenario. So why not?

Because Nintendo will never give up making ludicrous amounts of money on each hardware sale.

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

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Hold the fuck up, if it has a Tegra X2 is not that bad at all.

If you honestly think the switch's version of splatoon looks better than the original on the wiipoo, there must be something pretty fucking wrong with you.

So this Tegra shit gets BTFO by ipads?

so is shirley curly going to be able to play with her save-data on her NX?

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theres no way it has a tegra x2 with those awful graphics in the video. prob a custom tegra 1

If I was a kid I might be interested in something I can stick to a car seat and play. Or I'd just play another handheld that I hold in my hands.
The screen would probably shake somewhat for that matter or might fall off and break.

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I still can't get over how badly Zelda was running. How'd they fuck up so bad, that they make a new console that runs a game worse than the Wii U version.

Why, that was the one thing nintendo consistently did right except the gamecube's d-pad.


No jap devs supported it, no AA devs supported it and AAA devs abandoned it when their shitty ports didn't sell because they were shit. The Wii U was a weak piece of shit with one of the worst marketing for a console in recent years; that's why they left

If it was using a modern Tegra they would have said so.

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wew

It's as simple as it being a home console that you can pick up and play independently, actually giving it a reason to exist.
The standard console is completely, utterly redundant today.

No idea how you can manage to determine that.

I'm still cautious because Nintendo has still greatly been garbage for some time, but this hardware is mostly looking fantastic.
Two things are in question.

The specs.
Whether they will get their heads out of their asses regarding games or if third parties will pick up the slack.

Why do you hate fun?

This post is bait. Please respond.

I'm hoping it was some early build from before they optimized it or something, but I guess we'll see as it gets closer to release.

It most definitely (Because they would be retarded otherwise) runs an Tegra K1 which is their last gen Tegra chip, and it probably has a slight overclock by like 50mhz like the non-portable Nvidia shield does vs the tablet

If it uses an X1 it would have power to about a current PS4, but Nintendo is the fucking king of selling outdated overpriced hardware and not a fucking chance they'll put bleeding edge tech in the thing

OR YOU CAN WAIT A YEAR FOR THE MOST DEFINITE WILL BE COMING OUT NINTENDO SWITCH VERSION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO WHICH WHILL PROBABLY HAVE THE X1 CHIP IN IT ANYWAYS AND EARLY ADOPTERS GET FUCKING SCREWED OVER

LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE LAST DECADE PLUS OF NINTENDO'S HISTORY?

HOW NEW R U

faggot

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The Wii version was a success because out of ALL THE FUCKING FLOOD OF PLASTIC "PERIPHERALS" which were just random non-functional attachments to the wiimote, it actually did something "new". At least for the time.

But it damn sucked. I got it very very cheap for a 5-year old way into the Wii U's lifespan, so he could just mess around drawing. The hardware was meh, but the game itself was terrible.

Take that into other consoles that didn't have the gimmick factor the wii had and of course it bombed

Too bad that I don't give a shit, I'm here for the shitstorm between you nintendrones and everyone else. But calling textures lowpoly is a contradiction.

you're making me question life


that's not the point. lowpoly textures aren't a thing BECAUSE TEXTURES DON'T USE POLYGONS

Not sure why the graphicsfags have come out of the woodwork all of a sudden, if the games are good dose it matter?

Fuck the thing if it can't do hd though

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Why do you have no standards?


Here's your reply

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Seeing as they didn't even care to show off the game running in such a poor state, I doubt it.

Except it's also an handheld, which means the processing power is probably going to suffer for it and games will look outdated by home console standards, and there's a certain graphical quality people are expecting when they play games in the living room.

Because of that, I'll be very surprised if Nintendo can maintain 3rd party support for long, but ports of the more recent games will definitely be an impossibility, as it's usual with Nintendo.

I think he's pointing out that "lowpoly textures" doesn't make any fucking sense, and you seem to be too thick to get what he meant.

homebrew is the one proper reason to have any excitement for this thing

the gimmick is that every game has to be gimped to shit so that it can run in mobilemememode instead of having any proper console games

because its trying to be a console too. not just a handheld.

oh good thing I saved the proto controllers!

nintendo hired an entire shill brigade to fill an entire thread on a less popular Holla Forums than the one everyone knows of
totally

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Overall better than wiiU but still a disappointed because gimmicks still present. third party support is a huge plus making it better already than WiiU.

They shouldn't waste money on stupid gimmicks and focus on making a good, console which can run at 60fps , play third parties, and house all the nintendo exclusives.

Silky smooth 15 FPS, the Nintendo Experience®

I'm going to have to buy this stupid fucking thing just to play Bayo 3 and I'm not happy about that at all.

I ain't using that thing as a handheld at all. Imagine the battery life.

FUCK YOU

Its probably running a K1 because they are cheap and are in everything

Its not running an X2 because not even Nvidia with their own tablet division can make the thing cheap enough to be in cheap tablets

My dollar is on the K1, because you can buy the things for around $2, vs the X1 which costs around $35

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Is this bait?

I really wish, but it doesn't look like it'll be the case.

Replaced shit with shit.

On halfchan they do it for free

Did you really just saw your Gamepad to bits after seeing the trailer or is this a happy coincidence?

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nigga, were we watching the same video?


This really pisses me off as well. It's gonna be the Wii U all over again. Shit games everywhere, except for a few really good gems in the shit pile

You retards do know that you're not some kind of sekret club anymore, right?

I don't know, it looked pretty smooth in the video

The 3DS is 5 years old, let it go.

sorry I mean if it uses an X2 it has about the power of a current PS4, and again no fucking chance that's in this system

Did you not see the framedrops in the trailer?

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I'll believe that when I see it. They promised the exact same thing with the Wii U


And it's huge. No way is it fitting in anyone's pockets

really depends on the battery size, I have an android 7inch tablets which can do about as much as a 3ds with video or games running.

Really just don't buy the thing day one and wait for reviews.

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thanks bro, it's perfect

Doesn't the controller cost more then the actually console?

so basically this is a replacement for 3DS?

All your bait are belong to you.

wew

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You're not fooling me shill. That shit was running constantly under 30 fps in that video.

It has to be powerful to handle itself as a console as well.
And the hardware still needs to be good enough to fit the use cases of moderately competent developers today.

Its okay user really.

Do people really put modern handhelds in their pockets? I can only see kids with cargo pants doing it.

preteen console fanboys. i miss when they were the scourge of gaming discussion online instead of SJWs

Same, mostly because it's like the Wii U in the pleasure of playing the game handheld but without the annoying additional screen when playing on the home screen and now you can take anywhere.

PEASANT FIGHT

Because Nintendo advertises on Time's most Trolliest.

It seems like it. The Switch is basically a portable device with really good TV connectivity.

I can't tell if it's framedropping or if they're trying to make it 'impactful' when you hit shit
if Nintendo pulls back their A-team from handhelds, it can only be a good thing. The 3DS getting all the decent games absolutely bombed the Wii U, make no mistake. DS and Wii could compete because Wii had an external market.
I suspect this is literally just a Vita with games, and I'm pretty OK with that- depending on the pricepoint

Nintendo's been making inroads to try to capture the Western 3rd party, and there's a reason they threw in basketball and Skyrim in this trailer.

I wish game explain would die already.
Not 2 minutes pass after whatever and you already have eye sore andre with a potato in his mouth recording 50 minutes worth of shit you don't care about and overanalyzing everything like there is no tomorrow.

Gametrailers died out of the blue, why can't gamexplain do so too?

Are you fucking blind?

Can you webm that clickbait? rather not give it views.

come on

how is so much fat compressed in her lower body but the rest isn't one bulge of fat skin?

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I'm just happy that Nintendo's home console's and portable console is consolidated. I only need one device for all my Nintendo shit.

Mario in Mexico?

This is a nigger's dream come true.

also sauce pls

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its not (((gamexplain)))
its game(X)plain

SENRAN KAGURA CONFIRMED

I don't think it's fat

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It's 60fps on the dock, and 2 fps on the tablet.

I wouldn't care, but if this is supposed to replace the 3DS, how the fuck am I going to draw maps in Etrian Odyssey?

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it's like you guys aren't even trying anymore

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I can only imagine Senran Kagura with the treehouse treatment.
Even though that (hopefully) won't happen, who the fuck cares about that DLC-based series?

What, you don't live in a loft apartment with your dog-butler?

Man I remember when the announcement the Wii U was being discontinued.
It was all.
The ability for Nintendo faggots to perform mental gymnastics is pretty great.

This is one of the better threads for months.

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LIFE AND HOMETOWN

Perhaps it has dual screen functionality like the Wii U, though they didn't show it off so who knows.

I'm not even sure the handheld has a touchscreen this time around.

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With the Nintendo Switch Stylus*, of course.

*Sold separately.

IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME
LOOK AT THE FUCKING ENVIROMENT
>MEXICANS
>THEN IT GOES TO A WALL TYPE OF LEVEL

hi reddit

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Senran's translated by XSeed not memehouse.

After Sonic Boom?

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firstly, you can triple jump in Super Mario 3D World, which is not an open world game

secondly, this is looking more reminiscent to me of the first levels of the Super Mario Galaxy games, which are guided areas that are pseudo-open but not actually

What's this, a webm for joycons?

The Nintendo defense force is from reddit, temporally invading to defend their over glorified Tegra switch

IS THIS NIGGER REGION LOCKED OR NOT?

kek

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Nigger it barely reaches 30, how much were you paid?

That's because it was made for the WiiU, like how Twilight Princess was made for Gamecube and the Wii version was an inferior piece of schlock.

you can't triple jump in 3D world or 3D land

none, I clearly saw no issues in framerate on the dock but games on the tablet look like absolute shit.

If Rogers is to be trusted (and she's been right about everything she predicted regarding this console so far), it's NOT region locked.

This vid feels like 1995.
Great job, faggot.

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I'm sorry, can someone tell me how they can determine a framerate from a 30fps video?

What are you talking about?
It will have a limited amount of games
Only a few will be worth playing
They will either look like shit or run like shit as the specs are shit.
Casuals will not haul this thing around.
Others wont haul them around either.
I kept my DS in my car because it could charge in it and gave me something to do while waiting.

What the fuck am I going to do with this? Buy a car adapter for a wall plug in so I can play a fuck huge awkward tablet?

Are you taking retard pills?

excellent work

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Fuck me, but I'm actually excited for it

The last nintendo console I gave a shit about was the DS. Maybe now that they will focus all their efforts on a single console with a focus on mobile, maybe they will make intendo great again

Also, new president came straight from a Ukiyo-e painting

Um thanks?

Rogers is a fucking idiot. She's been wrong about EVERYTHING in the past. She said with 100% confidence that Mother 3 would be localized on it's 20th anniversary and here we are. That's just one example. She's lucky she got this right.

>>>/cumshop/

I certainly hope so.

I also want to believe that this is the end of Nintendo's home consoles and handhelds, and all their new consoles will be hybrids like the Switch.

- No more wiimotes
- No more touchscreens
- No more gyroscopes
- No more 3D
- No longer have to buy two times games like Smash Brothers or Hyrule Warriors

A handheld with an HDMI dock and with interchangable controls are legit features, not gimmicks.

feels > reels
although it did look like it was choppy when zelda was being run without the dock

You would be excited if a nintendo rep wanted to take a shit on your chest.

I just wanted a nintendo smartphone…

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I hate casuals so god damn much …

As for the console

It's not just another compact desktop computer so it actually has a justification to exist. Having one hardware platform and design for both home and portable games should benefit the quality of the portable ones.

How much did they have to gimp the hardware to make it portable? Is it going to choke on even WiiU games? Does it have any gaems?

That fucking controller layout. You chink bootleg accessory makers better fucking fix this.


Also good on Nintendo to remember to actually show explicitly what the system is and how it works this time.

Thats exactly it. Nintendo needs to go back to its roots. PS4, XBone have both ventured into the "media center" meme. XBone went full throttle into it and as a result lost a ton of money and became a laughing stock. people jumped ship from XBone to PS4 because of that, even though PS4 is doing the same shit, they just havn't done it as bad. if nintendo made an alternative that was less than PS4, people would jump ship to nintendo.

how do they not see this trend?

Any rumors about backwards-compatibility?
If it's a yes, in combination with this would make WiiU-jap-imports actually interesting.

New Mario reveal mp4

For a moment Zelda definitely dropped a heap of frames when shown on the handheld (I'm talking 5-10fps). Even that is clearly visible on a 30fps video.

I'll believe that when I see it.

Maybe does it have paid DLC to make the shit taste slightly different?

Trump will make friendship great

good

Triple jumping and level design is a clear sign it's going to be more like 64 in nature.

No DVD drive + different architecture = Real fucking unlikely.
It might be backwards compatible with 3DS though.

You mean the figurines?
Yeah I'm sure they would shit one out on your chest for $15

Heres my two cents:

It has bad aspects, but I am going to hope they work on them before release (if possible, launch date IS sooner rather than later)
The zelda at low FPS was a bit unsettling, but the sequels/updates for splatoon and MK8 has me really interested
Mario also looks solid. While I will say there is a definitive hierchy of quality, I have always enjoyed the mainline 3D mario titles (and thank fucking god there was no sign of a 2D mario title)
Skyrim and NBA, while shit games, show they are actually going for a 3rd party audience, which is a good thing
I am actually a bit happy about skyrim remasterd getting on the console because it means one of two things
either A) -The console is at least strong enough to compete with X1 or PS4, which can both run said game
or B) because said game is on all 3 consoles it can be used as a measuring unit for their compairable powers. (ie, if the NX version runs at 10 FPS compaired to the rest, well that says something)
I personally think the sheer versatility of the controller is a strong push for the console. The various combinations and playstyles look like it could have a lot of utilization
I might be blind but the splatoon models look the same to me

What I really want now is to see the exclusives, and to see long footage of it running in both game modes.