Ok,SCAN Thread, but much more chill than usual. I think, I ddon't know drama, I only come here once a week.
Here is something new to chill to
Ok,SCAN Thread, but much more chill than usual. I think, I ddon't know drama, I only come here once a week.
Here is something new to chill to
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Scanner is gay.
ANDY WARHOL, SILVER SCREEN
CAN'T TELL HIM APART AT ALL!
whip yourself with the belt again for coming here.
At least I'm the good kind of gay.
I gave Nezi a key because he is a nice enough person who suffers from severe social anxiety and deserves a little human decency and kindness.
And if you have a problem with that it's probably just bullshit to make you feel better about yourself and how shitty your life is.
Stop bullying him.
I've never whipped myself with any kind of belt.
The straight kind?
Subtle, I think there's only two I've named that.
Well, EXCUSE ME, princess, for not knowing however your camera formats image names.
You want something back?
You're not trained to deal with anxious people, giving shit will only make the problem worse, but if you want something back; I'll hook you up.
The kind that makes good music.
Yeah but apparantly according to who?
Also what the fuck that pic on the right >_>
The sun is rising and it's beautiful outside
I would go for a walk, but i really don't feel the walkvibes today
Oh, I just added it to the cap for the hell of it.
gotcha cunt ;3
That's me slapping myself, ya nerd.
Uh, thanks, but the sound is a bit too annoying! And the gif is just generally better! Saving that anyway, though.
I wouldn't know!
Nigga, I'm anxioius as fuck, giving free shit doesn't help;
You need to slap him in a way he understands.
Confirm and remove his fears.
Yeah, do that.
I forgot who even asked.
is that subtle
you have such long digits
When I save from my dump channels, it saves in the format of photo_yyyy-mm-dd_hh-mm-ss
No it's not cool dude :/
Only master gets to decide when I do that kind of thing. Besides, Scanner told me to come here.
It's some dude cropped from one of Ian's pics.
The index toe is about as long as my pinkie.
The only pics of yours I really remember were all the weird ass ones you took with your 3DS .
when is this fucking washing machine going to stop?
Then walk with me, I'll show you some cool gay guys.
If you see loco, he's cool as fuck and he digs traps.
He is a model citizen, trust me.
oh my godddd
Yan feels the echoes of the past through Nezi
scanner burped a lot into his mic drunk while playing some weird game for me once
Like a cm shorter.
I can grab things with my feet.
I can even write my name legibly with them.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW CUCK CUNT?
I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOW NEW SUCKER
it's a bad image for me ;;
I gave Blood-chan a key because she is a nice enough person who suffers from severe social anxiety and deserves a little human decency and kindness.
And if you have a problem with that it's probably just bullshit to make you feel better about yourself and how shitty your life is.
Stop bullying her.
You also heard me piss too.
There's no god, Subtle.
I don't think you washed your hands either
Don't worry, I'm going to bed anyway! And I probably won't be coming back!
you still exist
not taking shits regularly on cam
I usually say a regular hi but then I don't get a reply or it's boring so I was just mixing it up tonight, jeesh.
fuck I want shinobu to sit on my face and rub my dick with her feets
not believing god caused the big bang
Hey, hey hey. I'm Holla Forums's brat. Get the fuck out you hoser.
not routinely skyping people in basically the nude because you're too lazy for pants
True that, why would I wash my hands?
It is called Personal Computer for a reason.
I don't shit, I need food to shit, which I don't eat/
Also seriously please stop ;;
Look into your eyes, Subtle.
This is a man who's seen death numerous times.
not believing the big bang was literally a big bang
and choke me
tfw no loli waifu
I'll beat the shit out of you with my sonic pjs.
You know whY?
Because I gotta reamin big dog in my own thread.
This IS MY THREAD
I BULLY EVERYTHING
Post a pic of you that I can make all pixelated and I'll stop.
You don't skype people, youre ashamed of your voice
I don't sleep, i stay in the wall and force it to creek
yes that's me
it was always me
but I don't have extra strings attached to mine
what else do I use
that's a good point
more things should have personal in their name to make it ok to be gross
tfw ARAM is the best modo
It was more of a 'Yo, you, what you're doing cunt, standing so close to me?'
And then that atom was like 'So sorry senpai' and fucked off the farthest edge of existence.
I was talking to this guy:
Just use "homo"
Or you could just leave him alone instead of saying something you know he's going to take hard because of a crippling anxiety problem.
I video chat with a few people fairly frequently generally in various forms of the nude because I really loathe pants.
Did I ever make a bad point?
Congrats on being his white knight in shining armor I guess :p
I want to talk about me. Anyone else want to join?
Oh, you use sign language?
You didn't give a you. so whatever you say is free game.
It's like getting a microphone and waling away from the crowd and saying 'CUNT', then people will come over saying 'You calling me a cunt, cunt?' Sorry, I'm way too old school
SO uhhh whos foot is that? It looks like a chode
I'd rather be called names then watch somebody get treated like a punching bag out of boredom.
Tell me about yourself.
shit, fuck you Scanner
YOU YOU YOU
I use my phone's mic.
I don't think I know you enough to comment on that
Are you wasted right now?
You think you're funny ?
You're a peach ♥
I do not believe you, you've always dodged calls
YOU ALWAYS CALL WHEN I'M NOT EVEN ONLINE.
Also, when I'm on my laptop that has its mic and webcam disabled.
I only ever do it on my phone since it's easier to deal with whenever she asks to.
not especially no
bored is more accurate
I didn't mean to use you like a punching bag. I'll go back to one of my original names.
who is this semen demon
Some dude named "Kitty" from the pony threads that sometimes posts here.
What am I even doing?
what's a key
Who are you?
I ain't no rat. Snitches get stitches or something like that.
I don't really mind
I'd have pretty thin skin if that bothered me
I'm not sure why I'm here anyway
Is this new thread?
I forgot where I was posting.
What's the matter?
You acting all ghetto seems funny.
dead board who
I am murder from the midwest! I am a consultant and make a little under 100k a year. If you have ever seen American Psycho, that is what I aspire to be. I try to excel in everything I do and am a mega narcissist
LIes, skype me
Not now tho, it'd be awkward to start speaking at 5 in the morning when people are sleeping
you're hurting me baby
IF you aspire to be american psycho in UK, check this shit out
Nigga I lived on the East side. I know how it is. Neighbors getting capped in the head and my roomie's ride gettin' torched right down in the alley n shit man.
I'll fuck yo shit up, nigga
You're a dead board? What happened? Did people get board of posting on you? Did you come here for more people to fill up you're dead insides?
I just think of you doing sissy arm flails while saying hoodrat speak about "fucking someone's shit up".
you see there's leaders
then there's followers
but i'd rather be a dick than a swallower
Hey everyone #1 best boy poster is back from eating a ton of disgusting fried japanese food and now feeling like a gross pig. Hows everyone elses doing?
Hello Holla Forums!
I hope you're all doing your best today!
im here... ladies something orgasms something
why'd you come in at the same time as me
fuck you guys ruined my entrance
Nice, i bet you don't even sound texas
I a proove of this post, it makes me happiest girl alive
It's a bit hot in here, could you help me out AC-Kun?
No hard feelings.
Is that like the "oh no you ditnt" arm thing, or..?
What's the sissy arm flails?
ad fee was too cheap and so I only served for advertising craft stores until everyone got tired of seeing the same scented candles featured and left
Having a hard time believing you.
Thanks for the support my sweed.
I don't know.
I'm gonna eat a ramen cup to see if that helps.
I know I haven't been here, but I'm going to bed.
SCANNER said so.
We got a 2 for 1 deal going on right now, keep you real cool. Don't talk to central air or his son ever again.
Your fine is five Grim cuddles.
Let me know otherwise.
dont talk to me or my son ever again
Your candles probably smell like ass anyways.
what a douche
I'll kill him!
OH SHIT IT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!
Looks alright. They seem to be mixing American Psycho is Wolf of Wall street. I really enjoyed how classy Bateman was. That is what made him great.
It is kind of hard to explain. I think it is because I understand how his character thinks and it all makes sense to me.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~
its me boo
~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~
You'll be doing me a favor.
BASh MY BRAINS IN
I'M GOING TO COME AT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING TIGER NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's fucked up
these are high brow candles
ones that smell like clean laundry and shit
is this boo?
I thought Murder died.
We don't need no trouble. Just put the dildo down and we can all go in peace to love and serve the lord.
zomfgwtfbbq hai boo
I haven't seen it, but a certain Lithuianian has, so 'm pretty much sending you to the deep forest, however; I can give you something that has my sign of approval.
this is basically everything that goes inside my head
BOY AM I GLAD SHE'S IN THERE AND WE'RE OUT HERE
WHAT THE FUCK who are all the different people!?!?!?!?
hi bubbly im baka~
serve the one and only jesus christ?
what's on the menu?
Show me your candle then and I'll be the judge.
I had to take speech classes when I was a kid because I watched a lot of PBS nature documentaries before I even was old enough to go to school.
They were all British narrators and I picked up a bad habit of emulating their speech since I heard it a lot as a kid. So I had to take speech classes to lose the weird accent and mispronunciation I had.
My accent is neutral.
Like when girls or super gay dudes try to "fight".
AND HE'S THE SHERIFF AND WE'RE IN THERE AND SHE'S OUT THERE AND I'M THE SHERIFF AND HE'S IN THERE.
You can't kill me
What else in life has your approval?
cat in the hat rap $
Is that all?
My dad fucked my mother, and he was twice the cunt as you.
And he died of alcohism!
Speaking of tigers, I eat those for breakfast.
im making pan seared pork chops with a side of sharp cheddar cheese, some toast and a glass of ice cold milk
I will always be here for you
I always has been
Those look pretty cool actually, but why should i pick one like that over a wall-mounted one?
Like mid-US TV accent?
not seen on tv
this is funky but i dont see the correlation
i love black girls though
WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERES THE CAVEMAN?
i think i would fuck this
hows it going
You're my most trusted friend.
Eh those seem like maybe a 6/10 and thats being nice.
Think of what you'd consider a "broadcasting accent" where it's specifically as neutral and enunciated as possible.
id listen but im winning.
you're already too tall and rugged for cold milk
I pretty much know what you look like from someone.
hi son... hows mum
you like plates
we got fine china too
Does that person's name begin with an L
Also that was meant to be a joke, ofc that's not me :c
I'm gonna break your plates.
Nor an "A" if you think I'm trying to be glib about it.
I would kill you first. Bare minimum I am taking you with me.
but without my plates or candles, I only have blueberry nutri grain bars at the checkout line
What does that mean?
I don't think it's going to work.
Yan started it.
Yeah, maybe. I just slash tires and kill cats though I suppose.
aww thanks manchan
me next pls
she's got a new black bf
Learn to embed, but yeah, you're good.
Wanna bounce? Only roll with the hardest cunts.
Them bricks is way too hot, you need to cut itttttttttttttttt
Like i'm letting you walk away with those.
I'm the biggest and the strongest so i'm in charge.
and those pics i posted of me... those arent me, that was joke pics
or thats how id play it anyway
heh.. saw that one coming
what you're looking for here is "iiiiiiiiiit", because "itttttttttttt" would be repeating the "T" over and over like a retard with a stutter
Not even close, bby
Nah nah nah ya see the wall mounted one just does your room by blowing out cool air it gets from outside. It's loud and is only really good for keeping a small area cool. This stuff works by taking the air in your house and taking the heat energy out of it. It goes through a cooling coil then and get pumped back into your house.
Basically it's quieter, more effective, and cleaner than just a small wall mount. Takes the heat out and brings cool air in.
Idk who A would even be lol
Your videos last night were pretty funny :p
I'm reliving my dark times, okay. Shut up and let me dwell on it.
.. i'm actually poking fun at you for not drinking tonight
have work tomorrow?
i dont own any bricks, hot or cold, nothing!
thank you grammar nazi polizei
lol... i looked pissed in most of em
it was actually me
no... it was
Your price is way too high, you need to cut iyyyyyyyyyyy
I'm hard as FUCK
you posted up tonight?
How was din, Grom?
I should probably book it and make a tea shop then or some shit
YOU WANNA SEE A REAL DRUNKARD?
It means I, as a superior authority figure, have levied a fee of five Grim cuddles as reprimands for violation of civil law.
Cuddle Grim five times to pay your fine.
Or you know, just hurt his feelings.
im drinking later.. dont count me out yet manchan. i work tomorrow. im working 3rds til further notice.
And you're not most likely to betray me either <3
Idunno, i'm bad with accents.
I'm thinking like Seinfeld accent
.. still dont get it
It was just kay
I had some iced tea now I have a tummyache
is this a new poster?
No bueno. I want bubble tea.
Get me sum!
I'd rather give him the cuddles.
Thinking of a double dipping, after I get my sister's birthday presents,
The full way to say the "L" you thought it was.
This person is a dude and only commented on it because they said you were "a lot less faggy than they would've expected".
I have a better offer at the moment.
What are you getting her?
The local boba tea shop closed ;~;
Alright so uhhh now will you tell me who you are?
we are best friends now
Wow this moment though <3
Have a nice day m'am
What kind of offer?
id rather have the acre and a mule to that shit
new magic set has 3 previews, is already universally reviled
news at eleven
I can't. You ruined it.
V A G I N A
still playing magic
I didn't agree to be included in any yan laws
so if you could just
remove my name
everything will be k
I gotta go to bed, sorry if it seems pussy of me, I'm just done and need to deal with shit people don't understand.
Like sorting a sleeping pattern out, getting drung throughout 5am and dealing with shit.
having a local bubble tea shop
Fucking jelly. You have no fucking idea.
What is that supposed to mean?
It was like $4.50 for a 12oz.
No wonder they closed.
double dipping fuckin what lmao
whatchu gettin for her
but I never hid anything
scanner posted a link in /lewd/ and I was bored
never posted here before
Kind of with Mei fanart wouldn't make her fit and thin.
She's kawaii as a thick Asian chick.
Oh, I thought you meant for the night. But they closed their business?
"V A G I N A"?
Something with a vagina, obvs.
isnt double dipping where you dip the same chip in the bowl twice?
It's like poker with the guys, but more colorful
I may not understand it, but I don't appreciate your bumpkin slurs boy.
yo here's how the story goes
we find out
bout a treasure in the grand line
there's no doubt
the priate who's eye is on it
i'll be king of the pirates
i'm gonna be king
You can never be 100% sure if its someone new here or not.
or if you put it in her ass then her pussy
Manaka, where's my (You)
the mule is just practical... its a logical choice
denying your love for them
But I think if I were on a desert island and I could only have one more thing for the rest of my life, it would be matcha bubble tea.
how later is later, it's already late night
or are you planning on staying up all night
cant open youtube, just explain!
...then mouth. then kiss
go for the trifecta
I like how much faster this board moves
you can actually use it as a time waster
I don't think she likes me like that.
In other news, in my self-disparaging behavior I may have found an irl daddy, but I dunno. I'll probably flake out like I always do.
And you're not winning money.
not all night, but i got a few hours on me yet
big girls are fun sized
T H I C C
its hard to put in words
just think of happy melatonic men
I'm also not losing money
Ahh, I think I remember that maybe
I left my phone slash iPad charger st work..
You people disgust me.
Oh, I was talking about me and whoever I was texting.
The chocodaddy of yours?
There is one right next to my apartment. It is nice and cheap too. I love the old Asian owner because she runs around and speaks gook really loud while hitting her workers. Gets my food quick!
Have you posted on any other board thats not /lewd/ ? Whats your story?
if you're going to rifkdrink, do it now..
i forgot what happiness look like!
no, no. This is a new one.
Oh I read that differently.
wait how long have you been here
after i finish obtaining proper nutrients we shall commence
oh my god its FUCKING brat
he's ANOTHER slut from /lewd/
WHY ARE THEY ALL COMING HERE
this is like the fucking FOURTH ONE
Who's your new one?
Yeah, she's fairly gorgeous too.
I just realized my first post here was on world refugee day
that's pretty woah
4chan /r9k/ circlejerk and ban evading for a little bit
the circlejerks must be better here...
I thought you died
not soon enough!
i'll help you shove proper nutrients down your mouth!
I for one thank Posiden for ridding us of those dirty muslim scum in the sea trying to invade Europe
What's that for?
I like the way he talks to me .///.
This might be bad news.
Give me the details boo.
for how long? 1 or two years?
I was about to make a joke about happiness then I couldn't come up with one.
How terrible, probably looks like pizza I guess.
Fukken 5 minutes yo
Doesn't sound so bad.
why does your flag say japan?
arent you from indonesia? something fishy afoot methinks
I work til 10 and it got super busy for some reason but I'm here kinda
Yes, bad news...
I'm so scared to get action, but he might talk his way into reking me.
hope you're into necrophilia
lewd since january
dunno how long on r9k
I'm not interesting so I don't stand out and I don't have history beyond that that's not just lurking
dont you think failure to imagine what happiness look like is a mental issue..
the red on my flag curls into a circle with samchan's presence
tfw your regions heat wave is national news
/lewd/ died so theyre all coming here
and /lewd/ was a populace full of cringy sluts
this place is a MESS ban
why are you gone so much
i need you here everyday
not every week
i missed you <3
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN FUCKING DEGREES
How's that bad news?
RIP in pieces Elma's buttholio.
Yeah I am
BECAUSE I'M SCARED TO COMMIT TO THAT
you didnt answer my question though
I would love that little shop, I think.
So work was busy?
I don't know.
The way you type is kinda like how I typed for a long time.
I like you so far
Yeah but are any of them cute?
balmy 23 here
tfw i will never discuss politics as seriously as i can because /pol/ is an echochamber memehole and the other two boards are the same as well as dead
oh well, politics is as gay as a subject as philosophy anyways
i am from indonesia
You people disgust me.
I am the fleeting spirit of momentary happiness
And coming every day is a lot of work
He's gonna take you straight to pound town.
Wear something cute for it at least.
Wow this Rockstar really kicked in hard x__ x
then japan why?
I thought you were just hearting me at random.
Of course you can baby girl. I'm going to trust you with my cell number. I'll send you as many pics as you want. I hope you find me as attractive as I find you. ########## daddy's name is [name] but I'd like you to call me daddy :) only use my name as a safeword
this shit is happening x_x
only 7% battery it hurts so bad
nighttime is the cheapest time to do laundry!
I'm still at work but yeah, it got super busy for some reason. I'm in lumber and most of the time it's completely dead past like 5 PM
Guise, I dunno. I'm so nervous
going on /r9k/
i really hope you don't subscribe to the perceptions they spout
P O U N D T O W N
this is just miserable here
you came to the right place ban i happen to be an expert on this topic. theyre all actually fairly cute. bakas has short hair but a reasonably cute body and face. this new guys the same if i recall correctly
what you posted just now was "oh my god god god god god god god god god god god god" etc
Why would you ever feel nervous?'
you asked to get fugged in the butt
either say no or take it like the little girl you are
I meant "OMGGGGGGGGGG unit"
You never loved me anyway
60 degrees here.
High of 91 in Houston for tomorrow. FML
working with wood
You dirty boy.
I'm so proud.
disgusting post to read
kiss me froggy boy
I don't think it's that cringy anymore, just pretty dead and depressing when there is discussion
I still use that sadpanda account
it's pretty convenient
I don't really pay attention to how I type
how is it that we type?
it's mostly entertainment though
I kind of just used you as a punching bag.
Wanna show me ?
you're still terrible because it's like laughing at the autistic kid who screams at everyone in school
I always feel nervous in these kinds of situations.
hey baka... im replacing you with brat as my new husbando. how does that make you feel?
it's like, how can you not imagine it, just think of happiest moment on your life
then you said, i've never truly happy
the room is filled with silence
let's just say.. chrome data saver messed with my flag
It's miserable everywhere
I handle so much of it, lots of long and wide pieces
Like when you make a new point
You make another line
its kinda what I did for a long time
Don't think to much into it
awful suspicious manchan... you wouldnt be doing anything sneaky would ya
It doesn't hurt?
I use the term people so loosely.
More like apes.
fuck off i was being serious
yeah that place sucks
noun really didnt handle immigrants well imo so the place suffered
Its a lot of work, sure
but wouldnt you do it for me?
At least milk him into buying you stuff before rejecting him, Elma.
What? Why are they all underage?
You've missed me.
I can tell.
That's Bard bard bard bard bard
I think Lonko needs a hug right now.
Hope he's good.
Nobody has ever asked me.
I am not prepared to answer this yet.
going on r9k to laugh at people
lol try it, he's nice but difficult to deal with if you want to talk a lot
I genuinely forgot about you.
I think one person in private mentioned you but that was it.
yeh... maybe this bubbly person then *wink wink
He'll probably make me earn nice things. Which is fair. But scary.
Not if you know what you're doing ;)
being underage was basically a trait of being a /lewd/ poster
idk how old brat is tho but the rest all are ttt
tfw never gave cp to boo
i feel pure and free fam
we're like the new generation or something
get out of the way grandma
i dunno, a part of it too is that i've had a history with the board
the sad part is it's a bunch of people who's perceptions of the world pretty much doom them to further digging their own holes to suicide or infinite bitter NEETdom
that's a perfect way of describing it
autistic kids are pretty funny though, you have to admit
I remember one time in middle school we ate lunch at the same time as the autistic kids one table behind us
I thought it might be something that bothered people but I just think it's easier to read
plus I've had a long time friend who does it
dunno which of us started it
I was kind of absent when all that shit was happening
I came to post one day and like everyone was gone
pretty sure I'm older than boo, turn 19 in 2 months
Which you know I pretty much don't.
Are you super excited for AX?
I'm fucking unforgettable.
pretty sure I'm older than boo, turn 19 in 2 months
God damn I feel old.
Pretty sure that's only from the residual reminders in the form of a venereal disease.
how many animus posters werent underage posters tho tbh?
that's fine, I'm just a gross teenager anyway, and you like girls and I'm a boy so yeah
It's quite sad, yes.
Too bad it's so easy to get into, and stay involved with.
You seem experienced in such a feeling.
Forgotten the rubber one too many times?
yeah im like 18 and a half
remind me why you haven't?
Youre welcome here as long as you talk to me a lot
none of the sluts
but all the creepers that came to pick up the sluts were never underage
Hes 18 it turns out.
Are you also an underage /lewd/ poster?
Honestly I just typed like that because I was SUPER lazy.
I'm a few years older than you then. 20
i-i'm sorry master
do you like my most recent
I was talking about SIV.
This guy paid for some lumber and wrote PUTOS on the signature pad
I thought that was a nice touch
I'm sure you're fiiiine.
OMG ALL OF THE HYPE
I heard you were samoan
there was me :3
What is SIV
it's good laughs
but don't you feel for that autistic soul who is almost destined to fuck up anything he holds dear interpersonally, leading to further autism?
baaaard my main man because i have no one else ;n;
how are you?
it's like the infinite spiral of shit
there are many turn points, but there is no bottom to it unless you off yourself and get out
because i'm naive and stupid and that shitty girly oldey-timey part of me thinks that love in the pure sense exists
it's mostly been proven wrong though
that and paranoia
whats a nigga gonna do hes samoan...
Anybody who asks you to call them daddy is kind of cringey tbh.
hung out w/my best friend
had breakfast pizza
finished the song I was learning
I am good : )
how are you today sweethart
That just means I have more life experience and you should show me some respect.
what if they use tildes
Zarya best waifu.
Hey, that could be his name.
pls.. call me papito
i'm totally not talking to cutie japanese loli right now
Both the faces in this picture look like dudes.
didn't mean to do so
be glad Holla Forums is relatively untouched by kids and shit
I got like 3 friends right now
a chink I play overwatch with
a gook who I talk anime with
a faggot who wants to fuck me but only talks to me every 3 weeks or so
I don't mind wasting time here
I'm lazy too
I think most people are just afraid to admit to their own laziness
haven't fapped that much the past few days
I saw finding nemo furshit on the front page and was a little turned off
they were fucked from the start
at least they provide smiles for everyone else
"pls.. call me papito"
Lost my shit. haha
I'm getting preoccupied with someone else so I'm gonna leave.
i can't wait to get his nudes and LEGALLY fap to them then
you were one of the sluts
of course it does daisy
you cant just give up because you havent found it yet
love is simply a force that we havent been able to measure yet
dont bring that /lewd/ depression over bakas
ill play overwatch with you
i get bored sometimes though playing 1 game
Do gay hispani-Oh wait they do nevermind, they're really thing and have pedo mustaches and a lisp.
His name's Walter, he's a regular lmao
oh, well ok if you say so
status report: im done cramming my fucking face
approx 30 mins from now we shall imbibe
Nigga, you here.
Good faps to you, sir.
That's clearly his street name.
Show some respeK
you especially *wink
If I could be a NEET I would but I gotta make money and stuff.
finding nemo ?
Did you notice the pink armpit hair in this picture
I wish I hadn't.
I've gotten a few lately.
call me daddy
i'm doing fine
finished work and dealing with family, but otherwise wageslavery isn't too bad
i'm stuck between wanting to spend my money on things like a bike or an instrument to learn or saving it like some sort of dragon
what kind of breakfast pizza was it?
grandma, teach me how to live
it's like mutilating a dog's corpse for shits and giggles
i understand that bit, it's just obviously unlikely to come in the form i romanticise it in
Mei a shit but still best waifu
I might be talking to some guy about importing high grade pure unadulterated domestic market japanese tentacle grape
wait.. how does that work if youre my son... its onea them backwoods up in that there hollar deals ain it??
I show that to everyone tho
Bleh, it's fine.
I wish it wasn't so socially weird for women to have armpit hair.
I like the principle of it.
Torbjorn best defender.
I think I was pr obably like 15 or 16
I raised you right.
octopus tentacles wrapped in grape leaves are delicious
i like the problems in your life
thats siuper majestic
You should hoarde the gold tbh
but instruments are always a good idea
what kind do you wanna play?
yeah but like
it could be a lot worse
I don't pretend to be mature but I also don't think I'm as bad as some out there
I could be flamboyant, for example
I just use the excuse that I dunno what I want to do with life yet and so I don't want to rush things
I help around the house and have been a good kid so that's in my favor I guess
I dunno if protruding thick lines out of cartoon fish would get me banned or not or I'd show you
i joined when i was 13 doode
very simple actually
youre just test's grandpa
uh, yeah test
thought we worked out the foundation of this sexual relationship already
but you probably shouldnt be worrying about it in the first place
let the tide take you where it wants, man
ill share my conquests if you share yours
you'd be much cuter if you acted like a flamboyant fruitbowl
first post meant for
YOU'RE RUINING MY E-REP
such a pitty
you didnt act like a slut then
when did you turn into a sexboi ;)?
*licks hand, smooths your hair*
Shhh, son. Shh.
And how long do you think thats gonna last? Gotta at least get a job at some point.
I was told not to share
flamboyant fags are pretty bad kouhai
it ain't me
I dunno how to be happy and gay like that
oh... i been meaning to whack that whippersnapper with my old man cane.
Ill bet he takes it like a champ.
~signed me irl
shall i bring out the wine?
u juth gotta be moar FABULOUS
only because he's so easy you can literally play him while lagging
i was still a slut by the time i stay underaged though?
see? im an odd man out and i still fit the trend
just the names brohammad
i guess you weren't born silver spoon in hand
what's kouhai mean bai?
WOW YOU DO LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS
extra dry cheap malt liquor shaken not stirred dont forget the olive
I could've said Bastian.
I REALLY want to go to AX next year. I REALLY REALLY do.
jesus, that's an old meymey
next i'll have to delete sys32 or something
still, good advice
bacon's great if i didn't stop eating meat like a self righteous cunt months ago
eh, most of my problems are self inflicted or just there, laziness and mental issues
i want to be a dragon but being dragon isn't fun unless i can make my hoard grow on it's own
probably something easy that i can play and learn on my own
so cliche acoustic guitar? maybe the triangle if that gets too hard
the crazy part is we don't know where the tide is taking us, so let me have my illusions of future control for a little bit nerd
but i do, the tide just doesn't take me to the best places all the time
it passes though
Bastion actually requires a small amount of skill since you have to aim.
so they say, im not buying it tho
school shooter best player
one sama signature coming up!
I surprisingly get a lot of PotG as Tor in the heat of it all, cappin' hoes and shit.
Mr. Turret always helps.
D A I S Y
I NEED THE HOI4. OR JUST A GOOD GAME TO PLAY. I NEED HELP.
It's incredibly easy to get potg with Torb
I think another year or so and I'll have to move out
my brother will be out of college by then so I'll have more focus on me
No idea what I will do though
teach me how to fabulous
I'm too reserved
I think oxidizied bronze is prettier anyway tbqhf
it's like senpai
hello its me Bort
Songs like Royals by Lorde get fucking unbearable when you hear them played in your workplace repeatedly, but for some reason John Mayer's Waiting on the World to Change remains pleasant
I'll have a good paying job by then, it'll be awesome
why are you so lewd cakes
was there a pure cakes once upon a time?
what'd fit your tastes right now? shooter, strategy? you can go memes and get hoi4 as well as total war warhammer if you like strategy
who doesnt like john mayer?
AND HERE IS THE TRUE FACE OF CURRY
The reason why I detest Adele's Hello.
To hell-o with that song.
its played out.... battle studies was a good album tho
Of course it is. But how many Tor PotG do you get with Tor actually moving around and shooting people and shit?
Normally it's just him jerking off against a wall.
I'll try muh bes
Go to sleep, don't you have to be in Manhattan hella early?
I got 24 LP for winning a game queuing with silvers
lol thanks rito
I need the good shit fam. Need to get my ps3 fixed so I can play mgs and demon souls, need the steam sale so i can use my hoarded cash.
Anything good come out recently?
its uncanny dude
if your eyes were closed a little more asiany you would be exactly like him
im too high to be textwalling...
hop on my tide bby
i take it all kinds of rad places
You're a cutie
Wanna Protect that (smile)
Acoustic guitar Is great and never a bad choice
I hope you can find some work on whwat troubles you amigo
ever seek therapy or the like?
great all you have to do is fucking mention it and its stuck in my head
ill oxidize your bronze
dont read my posts ex-best-friend-grim-curry-monger-retard
I liked that song neono and the one about high school
Idk thart one isnt too catchy to me
uhm... thank you? i think...
yep fuji is still cute
Hey Sama, how about you and me assassinate Adele for it?
that cappu is years old
the bronze that turns green
it's pretty pretty
I just remembered some kids stole bronze off the roof of a church near me one time
don't do that
authorities don't like that
c-can we rp as nemo and his dad
Good ol' days.
My safe word is spaghetti.
Want me to make one?
I literally saw a torb potg where he was afk
The one time I want to have fun.
yeah, what brat said
how do i become fabulous without people being afraid of me and/or hating me for liking boys?
you act as if i have taste
in terms of strategy things like civilization or total war are sure bets if you like turn based, but if you want people to play with in our circle then definitely hoi4
playing it alone probably isn't for you if you don't like grand strat though
how many places involve the use of psychedelics?
am not, i am a spook
acoustic would be niece to at least think about considering just how relatively accessible it is and how i could do my own probably terrible music
i would probably go nuts trying to get it down though or just take it back to the local media exchange
oh, yeah, i see a psychiatrist
i recently went off my meds but i was tired of them because i thought of suicide more while on them as well as them killing my happier moods
i feel more nervous and sad, but it's just background noise, and i can actually feel happy again
my life's not so bad, sometimes my perception of it gets down in the dumps
of course its a compliment retard
ur a handsome adult man
idk if the girls HERE like that look but the girls outside def do
what are you talking about?
about a quarter maybe
lets do this, ill bring the silenced pistolas
too much airplay... killed it for me
so yea... allegedly still cute
Also sorry for late replies
having fun in Dead by Daylight
can we rp as Nemo and his dad
Can I be the barracuda that kills mom?
I don't even have a cam hooked up and it's almost bed time.
We gon' do it all boondock saintsy.
aww... tell me more about my eyes
not worf then~
grim you look like a cool guy to hang out with
I'm going to bed, night everyone
Imagine how sweaty Mei must get when she's in Cairo
Imagine all that sweat just making her huge fat tits all moist and musky
I knew about that, just played along.
Sleep well Subtle.
remember to hold the pistola sideways as that indicates a kill shot
Add me on steam this isn't the place my bf lurks here
rest well... as you sleep i will be defiling your husbando
took the bronze roof tiling or whatever it is
a local church
and got caught
almost the next day
thanks for killing of my unborn siblings and mom
how many of them?
Fam e3 let me down. The crazy japs didnt come out and say i could fight the giant enemy crab in my mech while listening to j-pop in the new action adventure RPG Final Pursecore 15.
Now I'm just asking people what they are playing/looking at. Also you don't have bad taste you just like a lot of GSG stuff.
whos my husbando lmao
THAT NIGGA COULDA BEEN ADEADD
There's nio such things as spooks
What kind of music do you enjoy?
Do you know much music theory?
Chords are pretty tough but get down the 8 basic major chords and maybe the minores and you are set
LIfelong pursui pursuit of course but that is good enough to write with I think :p
I'm glad you were able to get off the chemicals dude I'd imagine they had some downsides
I hope things can cheer up in the future
do yo uhave a kind psychhiatrist?
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