♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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Guess what, I'm a wage slave now, working nightshift, 12 hours a day, picking grapes in a warehouse.

WAGE SLAVE.
GRAPES.
FUCK MY LIFE.

eugh
lmao literal slave work too
that's fucked mate

It gets worse.
I am the only person in the warehouse who speaks English as first language, plenty don't even speak English, everyone is Polish.

And my supervisor is the angriest negro straight from Johannesburg.

Jesus fuck, what kinda degree did you get?

Media and Communications.
Almost as useful as Gender Studies.

Plus, I got my pocket change stolen from the cloak room by one of those colleagues, so yeah, NOW I'm voting Leave in EU, fuck those guys.

chyea bruh, that sounds like shit
you did what you liked though


yeah, it's a raw deal
you should become the 51st state TBQH

I wonder where everyone else went

lmao scanner everyone else is posting in 8ch.net/animus/res/1100881.html#1100958 thread

dat boi!


and a nice, warm mouth too?

New Thread:
Return of the Abandoned Scoots Threads edition.


Apparently, yeah.


see

...

I have returned

with hair of a lesser length

My favourite meme was/is PuddiPuddi... Followed closely by Snacks

I am a firm believer in recycling.

I personally enjoy take a closer look at x

and dio memes

o-oh gosh .////.

my favourite meme is the one where i wake up every morning and don't kill myself

i had to use ffmpeg and js wizardry to get this out of fucking pixiv...


i wouldnt object to that :3


grapes are nice tho


kek


pics

Wake me up inside is primo meme

whats up buttercup?

I hung around /a/'s /DJT/ thread a lot

gimme yo snapchat

dont have one

...

Can I ask you something

why did you go off on Mayaka last night

wow
and right when a new thread started
how convenient
almost like it was planned
just like the Orlando shooting...

:o

I still haven't watched this movie despite watching a bunch of his other works, and wanting to watch it.

Scarlet is a shit lay.

she's kindof a bad person and also I'm a professional bridge burner, kinda have a compulsion to speak my mind

whats the matter, do cute girls make you shy?

saying lay implies some sort of difficulty in hitting that, which is inaccurate

pick one

scarlet is literal worst poster after sci

That. Was a perfectly executed. 10/10.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIN'

wORST IMPLIES BEING THE BEST AT BEING BAD AT SOMETHING. sO YOU ARE SAYING sCI IS THE BEST AT SOMETHING.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at what point in the show do I watch the bleach movies? isn't one of them referenced as canon sometimes?


tru

Well you did kind of slander her, I wouldn't blame her.

Plus you're moved out now. Why not put it in the past?


same


one sec

my abdomen

...

Anyone else notice Ioco being a feelings hurter to people Erin has a crush on?

Maybe it's just a coincidence.
I'm sure that can't be the case.

To be honest, I can think of worst posters than Scarlet.
Sure their idiotic nationalism is annoying.
But atleast they have pretty decent bants.
Like tokai.

Here ya go


Well?

Pvt.Pile?

...

Nationalists?
More like fucking NAZIS
FUCKING DIE KRAUTS
GET MORE SHRAPNEL IN YOUR ASS

I didn't even think of that

plus Erin was ragging on her for being a fucking stupid shithead middleschooler the other day

Wait, does Erin have a crush on Sci?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
switch with me please ;-;

THIS IS MY RIFLE

THIS IS MY GUN

"my girlfriend and i are studying quantum physics so we can be immortal"

"i'm an arab"

-scarlet

See? I knew that couldn't be it.

Theory completely invalid.

we'll talk later about this

thats pretty short fam

No like?

fixed for you fam ♥

Is this shit true, the first part, if so thats fucking retarded. Like xanax addiction retarded.

I have some strong hair growth, I shaved face 2 days go

BAH GAWD I DIDDIN KNO THEY STAKKED SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT THAT HI

who has two thumbs and did work AND substantial brain stuff today?

...

...

loco has asperger syndrome i think and doesn't understand memes from reality

i feel bad for him

Get up and slam and welcome to japan

scarlet was an opiate and xanax addict last time I saw her

I'm still reeling. This thing is an adult.

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp

sat on the couch and play videogames?
lol nerd

I had dreams of so many balls clobs would be put to shame

playing funorb pool for several hours was a mistake

meanwhile, in scarlet land

god damn I need some cuddling and heavy petting

g2b
lol nini

See, now I want to teabag you gently

your hair looks different than the snap u sent me

was that pre-cut

no i mean your hair is black / brown
mine is blonde so i just look like i have no hair if i get a #1 or somethin

not bad, a little short for my tastes tho


seig heil fam


where there pastry balls?

TOP KEK
KEKLES


It could be worse...it c-could always be worse.... at least it isn't swiper.... or Darwin...

still annoys me that Scarlet was serious about that post and put me in with the "Actual bad people" group

chubby grills make good cuddle buddies, can confirm.

I did send you precut


ooh lol
too bad mate

triggered

which one

Honestly i didn't read that so it may be a copy paste

probably isn't tho

oh

it was nice pre-cut

its nice now too tho, but its p short desu

...

...

nnnn not that I remember


butt I wokeup not long ago


maybe if we ever play timfortress 2

Hey guys, I am going to go smash my head off of a rock and see if I can create an elixir for immortality. Wish me luck.
Scarlet logic.

it wasn't, it's from when scarlet and I were having an argument at like 6am

-bleats back-
i do have a crippling fear of not knowing, or knowing incorrectly!


far nerdier than that

for shame
ive only savory pastries in ;_;

We will?

I don't think ur a bad person if that helps

I appreciate your input


irl bby


relax


proudda chu

say there are infinite parallel universes
and there is a binary between them
now lets say t = time
and that the binary is
1 = real
2 = imaginary (im using the mathematical distinction, like for instance imaginary numbers)
you have an infinite sequence of ...010101010... representing parallel universes ad infinitum and the existence of one dictactes that the other must exist and so on in and endless cyclical cycle. you can think of it in which there are universes in which there is and isn't euclidean time, and by virtue of physics there always has to be a positive and a negative reaction
dark energy and matter are from parallel universes and they seep through the fabric, because everything is entangled and each parallel universe shares particles for the most part, but there are minor differences
i dont believe the theory per se, but i did my best to try and explain it simply, theres a lot of equations and such that go with it as well

-scarlet

...

...

I have preprocessed tiny cinnamon rolls like a bag of them butthey are not as good as really baked pastries

myg0t, PN/PU, GoronCity, etc

they were "bad" people

doesn't mean they weren't funny as fuck

...

rip

c u guise later

Overwatch =w=

Wait.

SCARLET

WHO ARE THE GENUINELY BAD POSTERS?

Brits never quit

Ja ne~

hacking doesn't have to be malicious
need i remind you how counter-strike even came to be?


I do

ITRIED but it did not work and the launcher was all sideways

Scoots, you, still you and yes, you

can't, too horny


im cumming

this is nice board

OMG
Echo and I are playing with SD right nowww
This is why you buy Windose :3

...

DayZ =w=

Just because I am a bad boy who wears a leather jacket, rides a hog and smokes. Jeez. Square.

Scarlet is cool

I don't know why people keep bashing her

DEATH TO TRAITORS

FREE BRITANNIA

We good posters :O

I'm not into hearts and affection

which is directly what i'm referring to
i said when we got a person in the group killed there. it happened again too.
that's 2 deaths in the group that were because of it

GIT FUCKED!!!!!!!

TRUE GRIT, BRITS DON'T QUIT

would you prefer bullying?

...

ty. though it's best to hold off on the pride til... i've actually achieved something.

yeah

bad people

nothing wrong with that but, objectively bad nonetheless

n i c e

nnnnn I would rather get a mac
thoughit does not work on osx either ;;

...

glorious

british

socialism

I prefer sex and quiet time after sex

NOW SUCC

youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18

goroncity was literally just mygot people under a different name. everyone who had a name in it was already apart of it, zombie just wanted to feel specialand holy shit did he make unique shit

...

glorious

national

socialism

Hey everyone!

you dont want to be tied down and have your sensitive spots bullied?

...

...

FUCk.

GLORIOUS


NATIONAL


SOCIALISM

Big Dick!

Why does Blood-chan call you big dick?

/meme

the reason I get annoyed is because they posted of a video of them hacking in casual and tons of people on voice chat were raging about it

so basically they were hacking and pissing tons of people off

then they post and say "when i was hacking it was never malicious"

...

The only good nationalist is a DEAD one

better red than fred

IT WAS ME DIO ALL ALONG

ya i know that

i just couldnt think of anyone else

i was thinking of like AvO and stuff, but they were pretty mild, but extremely dedicated and hilarious

days of cs griefing are dead :(

also how did people not know the animals and the doors?

...

Oh wow, you're still around?
Hi shiro.

RULE

BRITANNIA

the saxons were shit

Probably because I got the length and girth to please her

How are you doing Mina?


Eh on and off again

Tiddies!

GLORIOUS

UNION

OF

ALBION

...

...

Oh
I could show you vids of me doing it and actually getting people to laugh and have a good time, actually show that there is good to come from it
just last night i was playing with a hacker and he kept doing the funniest shit in arma
gonna go lay down and maybe sleeps


dod:s was just as good as cs:s
it's where i was picked up, on an eGO server lmfao

oh the people who didn't know just didn't know them by name. they knew some of their songs. i don't blame them really

boring

Big tiddies are pig disgusting


My boys, the Normans showed dat

80085

literally every video on their account was people saying shit like "wtf kick this asshole" while they prefire headshot everyone around corners and then they try to act like nobody was bothered by their hacking

THAT is what triggers me


do eet~

should i try to do anything else good today, or fuck it?

ive never played dods

i think im banned from every eGO server

jerk off

...

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land

ew

...

i mean come on..

bye


maybe later


workout and nothing else


you missed out

did you hear about when the owner tried to sue the people making the game Mirror's Edge?
I didn't know who the fuck Dice was at the time, doubt he did either, maybe they just weren't as big back then idk lol
fucking idiot. i think he had to pay a fine too for wasting everyones time

...

actually a good idea. gni.

ssssssssssssssssh

lol did that really happen

man are there any good jailbreak servers around anymore? or is that whole community dead

TAKE THAT TAG OFF RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE NOT AN ADMIN

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

TAKE IT OFF OR I WILL BAN YOU

N-no comment..


hehe you seem confident, do you think you can make me cum with that dick of yours?

Goodbye-bye

sounds like thats exactly what you want :3

windows
:3

im a bad person too my friend

u cant be

ur a defender of european culture

Of course~
But really what I want to do is make you cum multiple times.


Hai Luka

hi

...

Night Night!
That was fun

nini

...

flan 2, I miss you.

Am I a bad person?

naturally

Play at all today?


No I am

...

look Ukrainian friend, we brought medical aid!

choose

1) accept aid from glorious motherland
2) beg eu and cia for more fascist battalions

play wat?
._.

I just want to cuuuum


Lol good luck, I don't cum that easy no matter how big your cock is


that's some pretty cool armor


Goodnight~night

Time to Play

strawpoll.me/10549198

strawpoll.me/10549208

strawpoll.me/10549211

Taking into consideration the current facts at hand, not any worse than I am.

2

so mash that meat without mercy

i kil that rat tracer
i marry mei

Overwatch of course


Good I don't want you to cum right when I put it in
Love me some foreplay too

Fuck them all

That doesn't answer the question, though.


Oh, okay.

yea
i played at 3-4am with Alchemist/Test this morning before i went to bed


rawr~ ♥

But that brings up the good old question, how bad of a person am I?

Are you starting to get better? ^^

Splish.


Roll a die.

Congratulations cyka, you will now fight for glorious ukraine and take on the novorossiya republics!


*poke*

...

What meat?


If you cum before me then you're useless

You and your RNG.

whatever youve got to work with

KRYM ROSSIYA

nope, my alergies are debilitating still.


*snuggles*

O-ow...


Don't worry, time owes me the world.
So eventually I should be ruling by divine mandate.

Then RNG is whatever I say it is.

...

Nah I stay just as hard and can keep going even if I cum before you, but that's not going to happen


Whaaa? I didn't know you had allergies
rip Luka

.

LOL

I bet all of you are thinking about licking dorito dust off D. Va's tiny Gremlin body.

LMFAO

I am now

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

...

Everytime you say that I'm anticipating on "za warudo"


Thanks for the mental image, I bet R34 already exists.

how about some meat then?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also eat yer veggies

...

*pokepokepoke*

steam is acting up for me

I wonder how our new Sena Kashiwasabikawasaki poster feels about this.

...

rip

Za Warudo.
Toki wo tomare.

You just read that in a kawaii animu loli voice.


It died for me too.
It'll probably be back in a moment.


How's your day been?

...

...

I am not going to disclose anything.

IT'S DONGIN TIME xzddedDEDEDDDDDD

I hooope

I will mourn you passing
as long as I can have all your stuff after you die :3c

...

TAKBIR

I wonder where the yell is from originally.

...

WOOOO

level 29

xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm

...

...

Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu.


I pray.

...

*poke*

ty for spoilering my image shiro

...

LOL


I wasn't expecting that, I was sure it would have something to do with a bear trap.


Rin, I can't into Nippon.

...

Got your back fam

Ow.
Meany.


"And now, time flows again." or something.
It's what he says at the end of Za Warudo.

At least, in the one game, anyway.

clownpiece?

nah

It worked, what god gave it?

How was the rest of your clean up?

too skinny to be wish.


who are you?

And the whole "doesn't have a penis" thing.

I don't even know why I got Orinoco Flow playing in my head now.

...

I like this assad image.

he just wanted to be a doctor.
but duty called

Me, I did.

Because time gave me the world.
I now rule your world by divine mandate.


I did another stage, and it was going real good, it was looking really nice.
I was even doing secondary objectives, stacking boxes and barrels.
Then I stepped on physics just wrong, and my stack of barrels got fucked.
And I just got upset, and went

And punched out.
I managed to avoid getting fired!


I wouldn't know either.

...

Gravity is nobodies friend and will only keep you down lol
Nice on not getting fired tho

I'm bored, I don't wanna talk about lewd anymore

halp

...

Can I live with you and Scarlet?

crash 1 or rayman 1

It keeps you alive.

...

It was like, I was standing on one of the bottom barrels with nothing anywhere near stacked on top of it.

And then all the barrels with something on top of them got knocked over.

I heard the noise of them falling, and just looked around and the first thing I thought was "I am not fixing this."


Viscera Cleanup Detail

Black magic.

*bow*
ill pray to you

There is a lot more than just gravity keeping you alive


hahahaha ahhh feels good doesn't it?

Whoa.
Why does it have to be black magic?

I for some reason deleted the post link.

Slave magic?


That'll just make it awkward.
Just treat your waifu well.


To give up on a job almost well done?

Because it's politically correct.
I could have said magnets too.


Most likely.

...

Nah to not care about some bullshit, not let it get to you and moving past it

White magic is better.
And more pure.
And capable of more than just destroying things like a bunch of apes.

but I must serve my god

He's basically Jesus already.
More Jesus looking than you.

Slavery is still legal in the magic world you know.
Why do you think Chen has a "job"?


But ti did bother me, and I just gave up because of it, lol.

I even clicked the button that was like "I don't care. I'm done and the union's got my back on this."

Holy shit, it's like when you're closing, and a coworker fucks with your close.
And just "Fuck this. And that. And all of this."


You can do that by treating me well.

why

Is this one of those Ganjalf the Green things?

Fuck the Chinkies.


Final Fantasy, you unsophisticated turd.

Can never be sure about it.


Come on Tsuchi, I was never THAT much of a weeaboo.

How close do you think you are to beating the game?

Pretty much everyone has played a FF.
And had their sexuality questioned when they realized Kuja wasn't a girl.

you used to say I looked like johnny depp or the dude with facial hair


I will oh heavenly lord

I think that's one of those only in Nippon/'Murika things though.

You kind of looked like a chinky Jesus.

Only time can ever truly be sure.


You're cute.


St-stop that.
Just call per usual.

...

...

Well I mean... yeah I totes am
But you have to run out of stages sometime right?

That sucks.


"B-but nuns don't have dicks!"

I guess it never hold up


guide me oh holy daddy


nuns aren't lewd!

Flithy frank was in NYIT
lol what the fuck

FUCK U MEAN

That's what multiplayer is for.
So when I'm stacking barrels and physics fucks it, and I'm about to give up, a friend can yell at me because one of the barrels fell over and spilled his bucket of bloodwater everywhere.


Now you're just being lewd.

...

G'night.


Until we find a way to surpass time.
Anyhow I'm off to sleep now.


Just one of those cultural things.

sweet dreams

TSUCHI I FOUND HOW KAMINA'S DOING


Rest well, sweet dreams.

that pic does remind me, do I have really large bags?
like under my eyes they look so big.


I am a pure nun


I will confess my sins

What won't?


HOW IS THAT MEAN?


I need to vomit.


Post a pic without eyeshadow or eyeliner on.

Who are you playing with?

if sucking dicks is pure sure

btw the bags are fine, its just lighting and shadow making it seem bad

...

I never use makeup


if only

ohh that might be it yeah, I dont wanna look perma tired.

youtube.com/watch?v=GziZAWcT7Ac
0:48


u gud

You already wear pantyhose everyday so is it much of a stretch to assume you've fully put you dick on the chopping block and wear makeup?

Y-you can stop, this joke got old already...


I literally broke out laughing when I first clicked it.
Because I was like "WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE TWISTED WRECKAGE, THE TWISTED WRECKAGE STARES BACK INTO YOU!"


No one right now.
Anyone I'd want to play with doesn't have the game.
Or doesn't have steam.

Niggers gonna nig.


You've stared at waaaaaaaaay too many dicks.

I can not get S like thissss

thanks
cool hair btw


crossdressing is entirely different


Your wish is my command sire
okay im done

Surprisingly less than you'd think actually.

I'mma play 4-swords adventures since it was one of my favorite zeldas when I was younger and i haven't played it in ages.

also the vaati arc of the zelda games is fun.

I love you.


Play Custom Robo if you ever get a chance.
It was a really neat game for Gamecube.

In my opinion anyway.

It's like the gateway into faggotry and transitioning.


I imagine your desktop background to just be a bunch of dicks.

god im out of shape

fuck

that was a brutal run.

people should not own foxes

I love you too


nuhuh

...

people should own fox girls

it'll get easier.


i concur. they never look happy in those videos.

unless you mistake skittish and energetic as happy.

Right.
It's totally hetero and comfortably masculine for you to wear women's clothing all day in your room.
That's perfectly normal.

Can I be your fox?

I just realized the one folder is off slightly and it bothers me now.
Fuck.

I thought you were going to try and be cheeky and just make it me or my avatars.

if you're a sub's sub, does that make the sub a dom

I never said that


Yes I'll train you


depends

I think a switch.
But they're still gay as fuck.

The thought actually didn't cross my mind.

Though now I'm disappointed I didn't.


It usually means they're a switch.

sputniknews.com/asia/20160622/1041712580/north-second-ballistic-missile.html

can you maybe chill?

**I don't have lewds Foxies folder saved locally.
Damn.**

it makes you a bitch.

Have you already bought back alley HRT like everyone else too?


Someone already did that.
I knew they were a girl and they just sent me a pic link out of the blue and said "Look at the huge dick I have".
It was kind of cute in retrospect since I realized she was trying to say I was hers.

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