What went wrong with Alien Covenant or did nothing go wrong?

What went wrong with Alien Covenant or did nothing go wrong?

It seems Alien Covenant actually had a higher score with top critics.

Alien Covenant? More like the Walter and David show.

The fuckers at reddit and the SJWs who said it was too religious.
They did the same with Lost and BSG, I WILL FUCKING PUT THEM INTO CAMPS.

I thought Prometheus was more religious, I guess it had that soy fedora making fun of Elizabeth so it made it ok.

It was better than Prometheus but I don't think I would've enjoyed it without the Alien license. I liked the symbolism though, even though it was incredibly forced.

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What's next for your career?

They were both great kino as far as I'm concerned. My favorite movies from the past several years.

I liked both of them.

But they weren't actually religious. They used religious symbolism and had religious characters but in both cases the films were anti-religious.

So what are you sperging out about?

It was all trash under an alien poster.

WHAT DID KISSING ROBOTS HAVE TO DO WITH ALIEN RIDLEY

WHAT DID GAY CREWMEMBERS HAVE TO DO WITH ALIEN RIDLEY

WHAT DID FUCKING DAVID HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE AT ALL RIDLEY

FUCK YOU RIDLEY YOU OLD FART

GARBAGE

WORSE THAN FUCKING PROMETHEUS

movie was actually good, and all that green and pink text is spastic as fuck

The David/Walter stuff wasn't gay, you austistic sperglord. You sound like a person who has to read homosexuality into everything. They didn't have that kind of relationship, he calls him brother for crying out loud. This says more about your own psyche than anything. Second, point all the shit with the actual gay characters was cut out of the movie pretty much because Ridely knows better.

SO WHY IS IT SCORED SO LOW BY CRITICS AND AUDIENCE ALIKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

NOT AS SPASTIC AS WALKING ON AN ALIEN UNKNOWN WORLD WITH NOT A SINGLE HELMET OR SUITS YOU CUNT

OR REDIRECTING A COLONY MISSION TO AN UNKNOWN PLANET

OR HUGGING AN INFECTION VICTIM

OR TRIPPING 10 TIMES AND BLOWING YOUR ONLY TRANSPORT TO SMITHEREENS
OR LOCKING YOUR CREW WITH AN INFECTED PERSON
OR SHOVING YOUR FACE INTO AN ALIEN EGG, AN ACTION THAT A CRAZY ROBOT RECOMMENDED
ITS LIKE PROMETHEUS BUT WITH EXTRA RETARD IN IT

MEANWHILE IN REALITY
IT WAS PLAYED IN THEATERS ALL OVER THE PLANET

HOW IS IT NOT FUCKING GAY

ARE YOU AMERICAN OR SOMETHING

IS YOUR BRAIN TERMINALLY AFFECTED BY OUR NEW AGE MOVIES

SINCE WHEN DO BROTHERS KISS ON THE MOUTH YOU COCKMUNCHER

But did you see the hats they were wearing? They had some fantastic hats.

They look like something out of a dollar store.

What are some films with people wearing fantastic hats?

I'm not even bothering to read this. Movie was good, sperglord. People thought that here since it came out. Go back to Plebbit.

The movie was absolute shit, and only trolls would ever say it was good. Go back to Tumblr, you fucking cuck.

Homophobe

Tell me user. Is a wig a hat?

Fuck off of this website, normalfaggot. And don't ever talk badly about Ridley kino again. Prometheus and Covenant were both solid.

We shat on it day one.

You go back to wherever you came from, since you were obviously not here 8 months ago.