Shantae, shovel knight and mighty number 9

How could it go so wrong? its like a group of friends and they all got old and died and now its just one left. At least shantae might still be good.

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It's what happens when you get paid for a product that doesn't actually exist yet and they have literally no legal binding to deliver.

Shantae is not good.
Shovel Knight is merely okay.

I wan 2 fug risky boots

Didn't the shovel knight devs promise that there would be DLC that let you play the other knights? The only one that came out was the plague knight

What i don't understand is Gunvolt.

It wasn't trying to build up on MMX.
It wasn't trying to build up on MMZ.
It didn't try to continue what MMZX was doing.

So WHAT THE FUCK was it doing?
Why did they went the direction they went with?
Why is the gameplay so unfun?

This.

Tried playing a shantae game. Just don't like platformers I guess

>Buying an unfinished product t. StarSector buyer

Look, I love Shantae as much as the next guy. That year long delay was brutal and I had a fantastic time playing it when it finally came out. But it was only the second best platformer of the year.

Honestly, playing as Plague Knight is more fun than Shovel Knight. You also can't just spam items forever because of the meter.


Pirate's Curse is far and away the best one, and it got there by scrapping the formula entirely.


was looking into this for a while, I even almost bought it but the mechanics just sound… Weird. From what I read it sounds like you tag something once then auto attack it regardless of your position? If that's the case then you can just play keep away forever. Who thought that would be fun?

Because they wrote the plot first and tried to make Gunvolt's boring as fuck super power a gameplay ability.

Yep

Why's that bitch purple tho?

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This is true. I like the idea of the animal transformations, but all it really does is slow down the gameplay. Imagine if you were playing metroid and you had to stop and transform every time you wanted to use the morph ball.
I still like the games, and Shatae is a qt, but their gimmick only hurts them.

It was an interesting mechanic in the GBC game since you actually had to dance instead of hold down a button long enough, so you had to dance accurately and in a safe spot if you transformed in a boss fight. Damn near impossible to do that in Risky's Revenge, and on top of that, you can't really use animal forms to the best of their abilities with attacks. Better off just using her normal hair whip.

Pirate's Curse is a lot of fun, so I'm glad there should be a Risky mode in Half-Genie Hero with all her tools again. I like the slower gameplay of the GBC game, so if it's anything like that again, I'll be happy.

They just needed a more intuitive way to go about implementing it. Having to slog through three animations just to transform into a mermaid was terrible, but if they add a faster means to do it (I think they did in 1/2 Genie:Hero?), I personally don't have any trouble with it.

You sound like you didn't play it. It was fine, just not great. My buddy and I cranked it out over a couple of weekends and had some fun.

Inafune, get out.

Got to make sure the breast physics are just right man.

I also thought the exploration in risky's revenge was fucked. You had to explore the entire map several times if you wanted to find the places to use your abilities, it was annoying as shit. Pirate's curse fixed it with its level select and letting you know exactly how much more shit you had to collect

I don't like the way the new Shantae looks. Same with the Ducktales remake, the 2D sprites look too jarring against the 3D background. Might as well have called it Paper Ducktales or Paper Shantae.

Why are her breasts so tiny though

I never minded that, it's just standard metroidvania practice.


I definitely prefer the pixel art of RR and PC, it had a lot more character to it.


She's underage

Yeah. If the backtracking resulted in shortcuts being found due to new powers, I would have liked it better. World selecting is infinitely superior.


Son, what?


Yeah, that is my only complaint as well. It looks really off. Some levels have it better than others though.

They're not, it's her head that's HUGE, so the rest of the body looks smaller.

after all the funding and hyp it got it should have done so much more than just be ok. Also
that is just awful.

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Software can never break hardware.

Shantae gives me a boner in my heart

no, it just crashes them
there's no way it could brick it unless it writes something to the wii u's system software (which i don't think nintendo would give an indie company rights to push a system software update through their digital download or disc)

honestly, I think that made me enjoy it less. Don't get me wrong, the game is actually good, but the entire time I just kept thinking how much worse Half Genie Hero is going to be, simply due to how much slower levels have to be designed.

Have you tried going back to Risky's Revenge after playing Pirate's Curse? It's painful.

Shantae is still going, you're griping because they delayed the game? You act like a game has never been delayed before. Shantae games are doing just fine. The only one that didn't make it out alive here was MN9. Nevermind that we also have:
All Kickstarted, all did well-enough, and aren't broken pieces of shit.

You sure about that fam?

It still fucking pains me after playing the beta when they had the physics just right, but then they changed the physics in the final game to where it's basically Sonic 4 episode 1 tier.

Wasn't FTL also done via kickstarter?

yes

if they're taking too long that must mean they're running into a shit ton of bugs

Obligatory

Starsector is overpriced for the amount of content it has now, like most indie games, and developement is taking forever, like most indie games, but what is there is fine and it's a better Mount & Blade IN SPACE than SPAZ was imo.
Also mods add the variety that the base game lacks.
inb4 >mods will fix it

my dick was not designed to contain such erection

They finished it off with a kickstarted, but the game was 90% done before that.


Starsector was pretty fun until I ran out of content, which took less than a week. Glad I didn't pay for it, but I'll probably give it another look once it's finished.

I have a related question.
Would a kickstarter for around 2000 - 3000 dollars be reasonable?
Just for covering the costs of starting the company, reserving domain names, and covering a few expenses while you work your one man project? Or are the first two things something you need set up before you could do the kickstarter?

Make sure you take kickstarter's cut and all other "hidden" expenses when setting an amount.

'Reasonable' has nothing to do with it. Most people (gamers) who back these things do so because they want to get something out of it. Anything you can do to build confidence that you'll deliver a product to them – ideally at less than normal price when all is said and done – the better.

This massively benefits veterans and established entities for obvious reasons, but it is what it is.

Anyway, what I think you're asking is "how many of you faggots would consider backing my no-name, no-track-record indie startup", to which I could only assume zero. Zero of us faggots.

I can't speak for everyone obviously, but I wouldn't even consider backing a bunch of random motherfuckers in the hope that they'd make something, unless of course that 'something' looked phenomenal. No offense. Also, again IMO, low dollar amounts smell of people who are just too lazy to get a part-time burger-flipping job for two months or too risk-averse to borrow paltry sums of money, neither quality indicating a team I should be confident in.

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shantae is shallow garbage, people like it because they want to fuck the anime girls i nthem

Doesn't stop the bethscucks from fapping to Bioshag trinity.

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1 out of 3 being somewhat good seems like a success compared to kickstarter games overall.

That's highly offensive for everyone, Kickstarter backers aren't people.

You guys are going to love this one:

Fuck you, Doug.

Fuck off

What I find it odd is that when it comes to indie 2d platformers not many talk about this game or Dustforce. How come?

You're a necrophiliac user.

is it really that bad?

and you know what the funniest part is?

that failure game dev did an AMA in this very board, and we have a banner dedicated to that faggot, just because some nostalgiatards first game was Earthworm Jim.

back in that thread i called him a failure of a dev and mark gave me a 1 hour ban for that.

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Yup. It got panned on Steam even when Doug made a half-assed patch. The game is still shit with the patch.

Again, Fuck you Doug.


When Doug bitched about the "haters," I called him out on Twitter by reminding him about Boombots being a failure that killed his company. He got so butthurt, he tried to use "having no followers" as an excuse to lash out at me.

Again, fuck you Doug.

Doug said & funded some anti-faggot things in the past so now he's hounded about it forever like the former head of Mozillla. Do you not remember the guy did an AMA on 8ch Holla Forums once?

what are you talking about? haven't they only delivered up to the 130k stretch goal? and incredibly late too


no idea, games fun. pretty solid. nothing much to talk about

It can still be called a kickstarter game, though. That platform was originally intended to help projects that otherwise would not have made it, no matter the stage the projects are at.

On that note, Risk of Rain can also be included in that list. And that game is the fucking bomb, both as a game and financially (1.4 million owners on steam).

Doug apologized for the anti-fag shit, so some people backed off of him for that. Armikrog, however, is a different story that deserves the shit people give him.

are you surprised? he defended yanderedev from the bullies

And let's not forget the xenoblade shoah he personally conducted. Mark loves to show his power every once in a while. Jews gotta jew.

Devs from Risk of Rain just ran away and now the game is abandoned.

i dont remember that, what happened?

What do you mean? It's feature-complete, they delivered on all promises for the game.

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Not surprised.

It's so you don't confuse them with mountains.

If I want to jack off, Shantae is a good source of porn. If I want a good 2d platformer, Shovel Knight is far better and so are most other platformers. Shantae is mediocre platforming dressed with art and characters that make you horny, it's really lame.

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you're no better

That sounds reasonable.

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some people never learn

didn't know about any stretch goals but at least the game is out.

I'm surprised it's not more popular in Japan. Seems like it'd be right up their alley.

stop blueballing me and tell me or post some caps

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he's talking about a thread that happened a year ago, basically I deleted a bunch of posts in a Xenoblade thread since I thought the thread was about Xenoblade Wii rather than Xenoblade X. Then there was a bunch of back and forth. I banned a few people, I unbanned em after an hour when I realized I fucked up. basically I fucked up and sperged out. Although I'd like to say that I think I'm improving since the last spergout I had only had me bitching with a few anons back and forth. Although I regret that it DID happen.

Sometimes I wonder how it feels to be this disappointed
Bonus points Undertale came with a free shitstorm from mouthbreathing retards that mimic other people's opinions because of fear of social ostracism.
>There are people who will insist that they hate the game geniunely, and aren't just parroting shit they read on Holla Forums

Why play a game that teases me when I can just actually jerk off? Then I wouldn't have to play garbage and I'd have more time for literally anything else.

It's sad to hear the game turned out that way. It wasn't my kind of genre of game but I was rooting for him since he did the AMA

You are a jew but you are OUR jew, damn it. I can't stay upset at you 100% of the time.

Quit hallucinating you fucking spaz.

thank you user (´・ω・`).

I don't know what it is about Shantae that brings out the muhdickfags but you need to leave.


N has never enjoyed much popularity. On the flip side one can comfortably say that N will always be underrated. Reminder than N is almost as old as 4chan.


Here comes the thread derail


You need to use a name to benefit from circlejerking

this was a nice thread

Really? I always thought N was seen among the absolute best freeware games

Rabi Ribi was kickstarted too

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Here, certainly. How many normalfags know about N though? That's what I mean.

Wasn't it really big in flash games sites?
Or am I really forgetting those days and those sites weren't half as popular as I thought they were

Shantae will probably be out in November, they can't get away with constantly delaying the game since XSEED is printing discs and shit

You're as bad as the guys who defend Sgt. MarkIV because some people got angry at a "racist" code comment he made, when there's much more he did wrong than that.

Shovel Knight is hotter than Shantae

I agree

It was one of the bigger flash games. Big in schools, the office and at home.

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It's true

It was but that was a long time ago and Flash itself is on the way out these days. I don't want to say that N isn't memorable, but it's the sort of thing that could slip out of one's mind fairly easily, probably owing to its minimalist approach. I wouldn't call it a downside personally, it's more of a side effect.

It's good to see men of fellow taste

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I buy Starbound and Starforge

thats pretty gay.

Excellent baiting skills, but you're still a fag.

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the best part about undertale is between the autistic fanbase and the hate it gets from others, it'll probably be the main reason why toby fox kills himself.

tony banks has already dealt with an autistic fanbase for 40 years

Gays don't deserve trips

Your not improving, you're the same autist you always have been. the just didnt piss you off enough to delete the posts&ban them

Did your parents win custody of you for being autistic yet?

REMEMBER TO GET HYPE
it's for free if you don't know

I hate that tweeny shit too, but it's probably going to look a lot better scaled down to in-game size.

What's taking so damn long

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>implying

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tits or gtfo

tranny pills and shaving body hair won't make you able to have kids user

I DIDN'T KNOW
MILDLY HYPED NOW

Well, do you wait on Japanese content a lot?
Basically, Americans have about 1/4 as much work ethic as they do, and as indie devs making free content, they're not exactly obligated to have more.


[HYPE INCREASING]

WHY HASNT ANYONE DONE THIS SHIT YET

I'm a bit disappointed in the wait, because Plague's expansion came in fall 2015. But I really, really enjoyed Plague of shadows, more than the base game even, so I have high hopes for specter's campaign too

Good thing I don't need them.

Holy fuck, then that Xbox 360 version was fucking awesome.

Does N++ continue the trend of "Still pretty fucking great"? I'll buy it

good times. N++ is on steam and it looks great, but I kinda wish they would do a PSP release so I could honor tradition

I played N+ a lot on my NintendoDS, the game is excellent.

Also, N++…

Why live.

Waiting on that r63 mode.

It caused a crash so hard you couldn't even turn the console off anymore, you had to unplug it. Dumb fuckers on twitter called that a brick, but a brick is when the OS/firmware is fucked up beyond repair.
MN9 is still pretty much shit, though. Bland at the better parts, downright mediocre at the worse parts.

I had a blast with that game.

Wasn't the game Brazilian?

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Supposedly Mac/Linux versions are on the way but don't quote me on that as I can't remember where I read that.

Taiwanese, I think.

But with an artificial womb and stem cell implanted genes who needs to have kids with their body anymore user?

Found the problems.

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Never Ever tier

There was some indie game made in Brazil. I might be wrong but wasn't Momadora made by a Brazilian?

Needs more bellydancing.

WHITE SHANTAE IS SHIT

As much fun as Plague Knight was, and as much replay value each level have,
I'm mildly discontented with the most noticeable addition to this expansion is Specter Knight himself.
Still looking forward to it though

KING KNIGHT WHEN?

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This is bullshit

I don't see anything wrong with delays. A game isn't done in 2 years, that's retarded, as long as it doesn't become Duke Nukem Forever. Also, you're forgetting other things like Bloodstained and Yooka Laylee or however is written.

I'm still worried for Shantae, though.

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I don't believe you

I want Shantae to step on my throat and force me to admit I'm not funny. That'd make me cum.

Nothing wrong with purple girls.

momodora4 was made by an international team, but the original momodoras were made solo by the Brazilian member of the team.

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I'd want Risky to do that.

Shantae would have that little bit of doubt in her. Risky would laugh it up while she crushed my

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Reminder that someone made a Shantae Emblem in CoD of all things

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Are you fucking 12?

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I'm inclined to agree.

And man I love that artist. Some serious talent and skill, and a healthy appreciation for the female physique.

I can't get into Shantae because too much of the female characters are sexy or at the very least attractive. Yet all the men are big burly beasts, average joes, or just fuckin' ugly. Christ, Shantae's creators. You can't make some fuckin' male eye candy for once?

feminist spotted

What does that even mean?

This. I never understood why people circlejerk over SK so much. It isn't bad, but it's just a standard Genesis-esque platformer. It's nothing amazing.

The way I see it, is that it IS a good game, but it's surrounded by other "Retro indie platformers" that are absolute garbage, so it makes Shovel Knight look even better

Nah, I just want to see sexy men. What's wrong with that you double standard having shit?

I'm the artist
and I don't want to hear
"you're a good artist"
"you've got good skill"
"you have talent"
shit
I want to hear
"you're better than me"

I didn't know Jason Schreier posted here

if I wanted to see ugly beta looking men I would go outside. These series will be far more enjoyable with both sexy men and sexy women.

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There was a RPG from the SNES era set in Arabia. I remember that game had very sexy, delicious looking djinn.

faggot.

Surely there's more to it than just the face?

Gross
Try types like Raiden from Metal Gear

id do her

>>>/cuteboys/

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Are you that fag from the Waifu Wednesday threads?

Those men look like fags and this is centered on homosex. I want to see attractive men fucking women with the focus on the attractive man and maybe the woman if she's cute


no


lol No

It's fine not wanting to watch a landwhale fuck a chick but you word it like your focus is on the dude, dude.

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I don't know man, try looking up porn for women or something?

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I wanna impregnate Shantae!

no pls

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Are ya sure?

yes

Is her skin rotting or something? You could stick her in a zombie movie and she would not look out of place.

This is a dead meme, user.

She's so fat that the small imperfections of melanin are magnified because of how much surface area her body has to maintain

This nigress looks like a loaf of tiger bread

what do you want, twinks?

-8

This might come as a surprise, but games may not be catered to your interests. Shantae in particular is catered to people who like cute girls. How about you find something else that appeals to you instead of demanding something that isn't made to appeal to you to start doing so?

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Or, you know, he could actually MAKE something that appeals to him.

I dropped a hundred bucks on the game and I can play the Steam demo.

qt

>not sharing it with us
Faggot.

this tbh

Fucking this.

do you even goy

time to get paper cuts on my dick

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I can't it's on Steam. If I get a few copies of Shantae HGH I'll give them away possibly if not whatever.

I just want my fucking game. I got enthralled by her swaying hips and I haven't seen anything aside from voting on a couple things.

Ayy

the real color splash is about to begin

What does this mean?

She's gotten kidnapped by Bowser more, considering how many games she's in vs. Paper Peach.

(checked)

2d is pure
3d is corrupt

Post your face when you didn't back Might No 9.

Post your face when user tries to start another shitty reaction image chain

Where's she from?

Post your face when user tries to derail a thread with low-energy bait

Some user shared the Demo once on a Vola room. It ran like ass, and it didn't look that good, but the gameplay itself was, well, Shantae. The only problem is, Shantae gameplay is mediocre at best, saving grace is music and graphics, so I'm worried about it.

Shantae is catered to people who like video games and good gameplay. Shantae is the female equivalent of Wario Land. How about they actually put attractive males there?

Mutant deformed "le funny" incompetent men are not attractive.


Doesn't exist ;(


Most guys are ugly as hell for some reason, it takes a lot of charisma, beauty, and attractiveness for them to get my attention
I wish in the ficional world it was different
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Imagine Shantae with sexy hot gorgeous men along with the cute girls, the kind of sexy men women like, not the kind fags like

And cute girls. Stop being a giant faggot and just accept that not everything has to appeal to your tastes.

As I said in my preious post, that's not true. I mean, I'm not saying Shantae's gameplay is bad, is just mediocre. I guess that's enough to be good in [CURRENT YEAR] though, and is indeed good for what it is.

Are you retarded?
Also, as an straight male, I think Bolo is kind of attractive.

Are you a gril?

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but user, persians are hwite

Shantae is a different species all together actually

No user, she is only half a different species. Persians are hwite, while djinns are mudslimes.

half breed, hybrid

It doesn't matter what she is because all that matters is delicious brown

well i dont see it as bait but it is just attention whoring in a thread that doesnt call for it

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Or underneath the suit of armor it's just another suit of armor. He's actually a shovel in disguise

Gonna need source on that image m80. Reverse image search gives me nothing.

Not possible, as the developers promised a genderswap mode.

Of course it ran like fucking ass.

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nigga

HGH is coming to 3DS, right?

>There is nothing in the armor

Shit, didn't think to use tineye, it usually doesn't help. Thanks.

i understand, but it seems that its been better lately so give it another chance

I guess the only problem is if the devs try and pull some artsy bullshit.

B… but… Trump will defeat the SJWs, user! Won't he?

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This is actually one of his amiibo alts, as well as a rare NPC in the game.

cant wait for this damn election to be over

Just three more weeks, user. Just three more weeks.

The Fall 2, when

Even hotter

I know he said marrige is something between a man and a woman and should be something the church does, got proof on the funding the anti gay stuff or are you speaking through your ass?

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You're a right

what makes you think that will be the end of it?

Worst part was it happened because people were saying it was too hard. At least, that's what I've heard and would not put it past Strife. Nigga seems to make a lot of questionable decisions. Like not bringing back artist (gachi I think?) who did some of the art.

why did he end up dropping gachi? too expensive?

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People complaining about this art style being too sexualized, what else?

what the other art is too sexy, or what they did for freedom planet? i think this is radical as hell.

What he did for FP. I think it's fucking awesome too, but god damn do people like complaing as soon as some tits and ass even exist. The one with FN right there is fucking fantastic.

I like the new style, but gachi was better.

I like the first one, since the level design lends itself to jumping around and hovering, but the fuck happened with 2? Copen is fun, bouncing all over the fucking place, but neither is as good as the Zero series.

Please Inti, for the love of GOD. Let Gunvolt have his loli waifu in peace for more than 5 minutes. Stop murdering her and making him watch

Is that real?

Fuck man, N was such a good game too.

Why are there words in my N?

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Anyone here care to finish the missing paragraphs?

I've mentioned N a few times, but it was never that popular. At least the game can avoid the eyes of modern "gamers".
Played it a lot in high school, but only 1 other student recognized (or cared) about the game. Difficult as fuck to beat all 100 levels, but you better believe it was rewarding to git gud. or just get lucky, some of those levels I've only ever beat once

White is not a color.


Well shit.

Fucking This

just be patience, pirates curse also got delayed several times and the turned out being good

The ninja has never had a name or gender. Such things would just distract from the game itself anyway. Personally I interpret it as the developers telling the legbeards and numales to leave their -ism's at the door


It's from the Steam launch trailer

Still in Pirate's Curse you had almost zero motivation to ever re-visit areas that you cleared. They went to the other extreme.

When is Half-Genie Hero supposed to come out anyways? It feels like it's been an age since I last saw a backer email.

Sorry for not getting it done, I've been swamped.

Either you visit sites like bbwchan or someone managed to crack open the patreon code, no way in hell you're paying people for the chance of seeing their free art at higher res

Can we just take a moment to talk about how fucking good this game was? I got distracted and never completely finished, I think I had the final boss left and that's it.

Everything in hard mode and up is fucking amazing.

this game is great, but you should post a screenshot where a lot of stuff is going on, and not where you can stare too much at the assets.

the art direction is ass with huge liberties towards being faithful to retro style, even though the artists are obviously talented and girls are cute

I will fight you on this, I enjoyed the style.

The point is the ridiculous amount of buffs

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It's a buff that only works in town. Gigantism.

And it should include cute boys as well. There's literally second to none video games that include this and it's a damn shame.


It's like Wario Land yeah. If you played the first Shantae and Wario Land 2 back-to-back come back to me.


Well yeah, it makes sense you'd find him attractive. To me he looks like a typical bummy beta orbiter guy. Plus he is said to be kinda dumb and that's honestly unattractive

I also don't understand people's obsession with making male characters uglier and stupider than the female ones. It's disturbing and like , reverse sexism but to yourself.

Seeing the guy on the cover with Shantae's artstyle would be great/ Just less muscles and more slim and trim and that'd be good

And cute girls
You can either stop whining, ignore them and focus on the gameplay, or stop whining and find a game that caters to you

Either way, stop whining. Having different interests is not a reason to criticize a game. Cunt

almost everything in the game has a different pixel size

You sound like you're broke, ugly, beta, and lame as hell. If i wanted to see ugly and shitty looking boys like you I'd walk outside. Is it so bad to ask for attractive and sexy men in a video game?

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How cute. We all know you're more uglier and more undesirable than I am so save that weak ass banter, honey.

No surprises there.


I already answered you, little bitch: the problem is you're asking in the wrong place. There's nothing wrong with things that are not catered specifically to you. Repeat with me. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THINGS THAT ARE NOT CATERED SPECIFICALLY TO YOU. I don't bitch about girly games existing or girly magazines or whatever. If they're catered to other people, it's fine. I just look elsewhere.
There are plenty of Metroidvania platformers with male leads out there. You have SotN, all the GBA SotN rip offs, Mulana, and I'm sure a lot more I don't know about. Ask around for those instead of whining about this thing not catered to you.
To answer your question, YES, it IS bad to ask for a thing not catered to you to cater to you. It makes developers focus on making a pandering mess instead of a good game.
Now fuck off back to sucking dick or something

LOL LOL LOL

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MOST MALE CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING UGLY, SO ARE MOST MALES IN REAL LIFE. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TORMENTED WITH UGLY MEN IN MY FANTASY WORLD AND REAL LIFE! WHAT IF YOU SAW OBESE LANDWHALES IN YOUR VIDEO GAME FANTASY SERIES!

Why don't you grease anal prolapsed head get it. What's more disgusting is that you seem okay with women being portrayed as being more attractive and smarter than you all in the name of your faggotry. Thus this makes me want to see actually respectable, desirable, and masculine men in series to begin with.

I can't get hooked on this. At least bait harder. That's all you have to say? It's the same thing as before. It's the same thing you said to the other guy. You're repeating the same shit like a Pokemon.
The buildup to your bait wasn't that bad, why the incredibly shitty payoff? You can't think of anything better than that? Is that your limit?

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I swear to God, the ability to not respond to bait has completely been removed from modern imageboard users.

No, because I am telling the truth and I always tell the truth. Why should I listen to your opinion if in real life I would ignore your general presence and probably turn my nose up if I saw you walking my way?


but it's an objective fact. Most of you guys are ugly as hell and have no business judging people's looks anyway. Meanwhile I'm attractive, do take care of my body, groom myself, AND i'm young and charismatic. I wanna see guys who basically are the top 10% in real life in my vidya. or at the very least the rare attractive, cute men i do find interest in. It's not my fault i am bombarded with ugly beta looking shitty dressed dudes and this makes me annoyed. imagine if u saw nothing but big obese landwhale ass with prolapsed anuses all day. This is how i feel

I just wanted that one last post. I'm done.

Y'all negroes know this bitch is a shitposter and/or an insecure attention-seeker, right?
A delusion, raving woman should be treated the same way as a toddler throwing a tantrum. Don't give them the attention or validation they seek.

I said I'm done, chill.

Actually I feel the shitposter is doing a pretty good job in highlighting something.
In using the caricature of a female throwing a tantrum he's doing a good job of showing why people are put off by the feminist movement and women in general.
Basically, he's saying "it's ok that things are made to appeal to me and only me, but things made to appeal to other are NOT OK." Which is pretty much the only talking point of the parasites that have wormed their way into vidya.

Shovel knight was fine. not wow, but it was okay.

Shantae will most likely be the same, maybe slightly better

the friend that ended doing drugs and being the shame of the group is Mighty number 9.

If you could add one more Shantae transformation to the game, what would it be?

Don't. You're getting into furry territory.


I think the bait was pretty OK at first, feminists really DO do that.

I wan 2 fug all the grils in the game

Shantae but she's wearing a banana suit and a Sombrero

Only if we start talking about animal transformations, user.

But user, if she were wearing a banana suit, it would make her a Brazilian monkey instead, meaning a sombrero, which is Mexican, would look out of place.

I'm not a feminists though I believe in traditional gender roles and traditional gender roles should be highlighted in games. Why can't you chucklefucks understand that the modern trope of showing women MORE ATTRACTIVE, MORE SUCCESSFUL, MORE INTELLIGENT, AND POWERFUL THAN YOU goes directly against that? Why the fuck do I have to see men be portrayed as ugly, unattractive, dumb, and less capable. WHY? It's demeaning to the fucking men I know and it's demeaning to me since I actually want to see men portrayed in a good way. WHY CANT YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS UNDERSTAND THAT?

Why is it OK to show women being better than you in all fronts because you like them cause "MUH DICK!" you DO Realize that kind of thing is a byproduct of feminism as well, right??


if you think I'm a feminist get your ass back home

I really am a woman and I'm not a feminist tho, I just want to see men portrayed as perfect gods with intelligence and sexiness as women are always portrayed as. You do realize feminism is the reason why men are portrayed as dumb bumbling unattractive idiots and women as perfect sex goddess, right? The only reason you can't see this because you're too damn dumb to use the head on your shoulders for once.

I never said 1 thing false in this thread

Sooooooo I think it's lame as fuck women are worshipped by men in games and IRL because it makes men look like pussy betas yet this is a feminist thing
Nigga say this to a feminist watch her laugh at your face. It's a shame the side so called "against" feminism is just as liberal and degenerate with gender values and mores just as they are, 'cept they give some things a pass because it makes their dick hard.

Where are the real traditionalists? I only see you fucking phony ass hat liberals who hate feminists because they take away some of your fantasies. Well both of you are degenerate liberal shit heads who are fucking batshit insane and crappy and just for that, I'd rather we go back to 50's mores because you know mediums back then actually shown attractive successful men. I'm so fucking tired of this ugly, inferior, dumb man trope with this intelligent, superior perfect woman trope. It';s so fucking dumb and feminist pandering and sexual deviant pandering at the same time.

Shantae has that and it's fucking dumb, all the female characters are portrayed as perfect and great and the men flawed and fucking stupid, and ugly, yet this is OK ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR DICK HARD!

THIS IS A BYPRODUCT OF THE FEMINIST ACTION GIRL TROPE WHERE THEY WERE ASSHURT ABOUT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. FUCK, I RATHER GO BACK TO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS TROPES BECAUSE IT WAS MORE BALANCED AND LESS SHITTING ON MEN AND WOMEN THAT WAY!

Shantae, as a character, is a massive fuckup.


So what do hot guys look like to you? Because it seems you don't want manly gay or swishy girly men. By your own admission nearly all of them are ugly, so what is attractive in a man?

I thought that was Skye's parent's and Joe's fault.

Hard to say, there can't be basic plainly attractive looks a lot of men are satisfied with on a woman. There should be some form of mental stimulation. Like either through the character being very charismatic, magnetic, extremely talented, intense, ect add to that with physical attractiveness. Which can come with a kind of stocky athleticish man or a slim athletic man. Stylishness and fashionableness is good always as well as facial beauty. They have to of course have masculinity and an appealing character overall. Uhhhh, I think Naoko Takeuchi's male characters like Tuxedo Mask and Rubeus are a good example of that. Quite rare otherwise ,though

You have much to learn young shitposter. Not to worry though, we have anons here who've shitposted threads so hard the threads themselves were banned from the board.
If on the offhand you're serious though, ask yourself this.
If you're making a game primarily to appeal to a demographic of straight dudes (the largest demographic of those who play games) why would you put buff sexy dudes into said game?

Get the fuck out.

JUST
STOP
REPLYING

No, I want to see where he's going with this.
The endgame as it were.

Thread's over dude

co-meant upboated

Nope, this is my colloquialism I'm not gonna filter myself cause you're triggered by it you big ass bitch


And the second largest is straight females. Hell, are men so triggered and dumb they can't handle seeing a man being more better than attractive than them? I'm an attractive looking female who takes care of herself and I'm not threatened by attractive women fictional or orthwise. However, its quite gay seeing beautiful women such as myself being surrounded by ugly retarded males. It's a disrespect

Didn't they say something about a 30 day thing or something?

OK look, you need to stop. It was a little amusing at first. Now it's just stupid. Good shitposting is about being annoying with your content, not with perseverance. You're trying too hard. It's lame.

He's not going anywhere. I already cornered him and all he had were ad hominems
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He's not even trying.

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This thread surely took a turn for the worse

That's what happens when people keep responding to shitposters.

Well get your lazy ass out and start finishing it you faggot.
Its only three paragraphs left.

This nigga knows what's up.

youre a big bune

THEY'RE ALL NIGGERS

thats it youre going to bed without supper

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Look boys, a faggot

THEY ARE NIGGERS
YOU LIKE BLACK PEOPLE

shantae but she has bigger titties

oppai loli

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