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(adachi)
nope.

Whitey out of nowhere.

I told you.

I'm deeply sorry. Please forgive me.

Just woke up. Kinda feel bad because woman messaged me super late wanting to hang out, but zzzzzz

this lullaby is comforting me to sleep soon~


dont worry about it~ *pat pat*
not like it matters much in this place anyways :)

see


Eh, it happens.
Kinda wish that'd happen to me
but I'm usually up later

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. IM FINALLY 17.

Congrats

I miss my old sleep schedule
I should get some nice tea worth her today


Grats Cooki

happy big b-day big girl! ^_^
yey
*hugs happily*

with?
Do it.

Tea's always amazing.

effort means something different to you than it does others

everyone's unique!

Тнапк ц 💙💙💙💙💙

Shiro! tyyy

Hahaeh! *all the hugs and cuddles* thank you

To me it does. Not only because of my obvious sexual preferences, but because I don't like being too annoying with women. I don't know why, I really feel like being a nuisance to a woman is something unforgivable for some reason. That also must explain a lot of things concerning my self-loathing.

yes but the amount of effort you need to put in on some unbiased terms is not unique to every person, its the same all around

...

I told you so.


Happy birthday quirky.

Hahaha I need to grab some coffee so my brain turns on


How've you girlie? It's been a bit since we've talked

whoa
im going to be 17 in a month

Happy birthday! Get any fun gifts?

nope

its different for everyone


you need to build more self confidence. you are thinking about yourself too weakly.

You better have a big old cake
Ur getting old now 😂

The RNG would have been the same either way!


I need to do something like that.
Complete the morning ritual and all.

I think Adachi and Luka should date

tfw cooki is borderline milf

We need a new thread cutie

Just look at that sleepy young adult who just woke up and had to get a constume on to go fuck around at a Ren fair and look like an idiot while oggleing over every fucking thing she sees


Im going to a renaissance fair today

Thank youuu

I know! Howve u been

Yay!

Thank you blood 💛 and i just woke up hah, so nothing yet. But im assumeing later ill get a little something!

I want the biggest cake ever

i nominate myself

do you play the uke

You gonna help the young threaders find their way?

And what Nina cake is best for cooki bday?

hi im baka im new

Black coffee is pretty good to wake up to
Have you beat dark cloud?


Who should I date? :3c


Pretty good
Lots of jumping back and forth from AZ to Cali
Love me some LA
Gym, work, and boba. Life's going pretty good. How about you?

very much so

Who do you ship scoot with?

post uke

and tits

Oh lol then enjoy your day~


Me

ship me to africa

Bday not nina

I can't drink black coffee.
I'm a little pansy so it's too strong for me.

Not yet, I've been playing it kind of sparingly.

woah! fun fair stuff
and olde timey clothing to go with the fair?

Erin

how do you post a personality
I don't have boobs

He means ukulele

I know that. But it's not only myself. I interpret the actions of the ones around me as contempt and hatred most of the time. It is probably false most of the time, but as long as I can't take out of my head the feeling that the world hates me, it will be hard for me to grow a good self-esteem.


I think she already thinks of me as a spineless guy unworthy o- DAMMIT I'M DOING IT AGAIN.


All the men in the world except me. Then all women will be forced whether to go full lesbian or go out with me.

Uke

ukelele

You fucking weeb

get the fuck out of my office

oh
lmao
I play the real guitar

brb nap time

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Who should I date, Ikarous?

i dunno therapy exercises i guess?

Naynay

if you're big enough to play a full size guitar you aren't cute anyway

No.

Rest well.

no it isnt

im extremely cute though

If you can play a fullsize cock

Sounds good to me
It's official then
Shiro x Blood-chan


Never really tried it till a few weeks ago
It's not super delicious, but wakes mu up and isn't too unhealthy

Looks cheap if im honest

I woke up today

Would you date a fender bender?

idk how much it was, it was daddies and he gave it to me

Yet to figure out how to do that honestly

I dont care just a yummy one

Hi! loco is mine so dont even think about tryin to get up on that shit

Just a black dress thats long and old, corset, and a funny red cape

Luka is a sweet heart and only sees the positives in people. You just need to be more confident, baka shit face


Sweet dreams

I've been seeing a psychiatrist recently. It's a good start, and maybe it will lead to such things. We already need to establish a diagnosis for my Asperger (not official yet), then maybe we'll see that.

Good nap.


You sound crazy.

...

God fucking damn it

Make it stop

...

Fine I'll bake a chocolate fudge cake

Speaking is which

Going to church, bbl

YOU have the baka shit face now ! HA !

I'm adachi bradberry

I dunno.
I thought it looked like an interesting drink.


I've tried it.
I sometimes try to drink my coffee black with a bit of sugar then realize how strong that is and never really drink any.

It wakes me up though.


I guess I could have seen that coming.


See you.

*wraps my arms around you and kisses your neck*
Bout fucking time we started dating ^^


Hahaha how is that?


Try to have fun love

When loco thinks youre cuter than a new poster.

he isn't very nice to me anyway...

but did he give you cummies


Figure out how to milf?

is this a mislink. or are you like having trouble having kids?

That was still towards the RNG, and I would try it, but my knowledge of mixing drinks is pretty much whatever's in the fridge tier.
Anyhow I'm off again.

You're shiping yourself with Blood.

Bby you're cuter than all of them

you know it, I know it, they know it. No contest.

Leaving work
Bug you all soon

nope
just the guitar!

have fun leaving

Have a good one!

You should try some preworkout
Basically fruit flavored powder with 400mg of caffeine
Don't have too much tho or your heart goes POP

Sounds yummy.

When my friend gets me energy drinks I have a tendency to accidentally my heart go freakout.

And I won't be if you don't realize there is a sort of ranking system here. peasant. 💛


No lol I still don't know how to make a new thread bc I've never had to make one before.
And omfg 💛ily loco

some sort of what?
I didn't realize what you just said.

u2 ♥

I'm gonna run now but you have a seriously good day. like the most seriously good day that you can. if any person or agent fucks it up call me and i'll go fight them.

♥♥♥♥♥

I normally get energy drinks, but trying to stay away from them. Because super bad for you
They don't even wake me up I just like the taste of them

I usually don't have them, but once in a blue moon when my friend stays over he'll have gotten me a couple.

I only really drink them because why not.
Also I was reading labels once, and the ones he gets me are really high in vitamin B12.

Look at it again, can you not read?

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ok! Bye loco!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you wanted me to realize there's a system
and if i did realize it then you wouldn't... be mean to me!
Double negatives can be hard dude.
Anyway, im going to take a shower~

I use to be bad and have like 6 of them a day

COOKI!
Hi

SIX!?
Holy wow.
My heart starts freaking out if I have two...

I am a complete savage and it feels good ;-;
Cutting back tho. Need to start eating only dead animals and get super fit

Were you interested at any of the games at E3?

bacc

Final Fantasy XV
For Honor
Resident Evil 7
Pokemon Sun && Moon
Many others that I can't remember the titles of,
like the one where you control the qt redhead with the sick bow, and the staff, and you hunt robot animals.

Death Stranding seems neat too. I just wanted some Persona 5 and Kingdom Hearts 3 though.

The name you're looking for is Horizon Zero Dawn.

Don't think I will pre order and of them and wait for some gameplay reviews

Sorry I missed this
Blood is amazing tho
I can handle her easily, but Idk if she can handle me as easily

You mean you might be crazier than her ?

Sweet Mother of God.

Oh, The Legend of Dark Souls looked cool.
did you know you have to use the items marked with your health icon to recover health?
Who'd've ever figured that one out, huh?


Oh thanks.

I have a really touch and go relationship with Persona on whole.
I can't deny it's good, but I absolutely hate it.
Because the fandom latched onto it so hard that no one even knows what Shin Megami Tensei is.


I have been excited for Final Fantasy XV since years.
Literal. Years.

And Tokai can confirm, I practically just blew my load during that trailer. It was horrible.

I can't even tell you what about it in particular, because sometime between when it started, and when it ended, my brain just shut down and I was just hype incarnate.

Maybe
I have attacked people before
I did smash someones face repeatedly against the ground while choking them
But when she moves in with me I'm going to grope her so much ^^


Tokai can confirm you blew your load?
I'd hope so XD

I think I was most hyped for BF1
Not flying out of my chair and dick flopping everywhere hype, but I'll probably pick it up

BF1 actually looks really good, and I might pick it up.

I'm for sure going to find a way to get FFXV. I'll sell my body if I have to.

Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me!

I don't think a fandom should ever be a reason to hate something. Good things get popular, and with popularity appear dumb people. All the freaking time. You're saying that if Persona was as "well-known" as SMT you might like it, which is a shame in my opinion.

FF XV looks cool, but since it's a huge open-world I'm worried that boredom might appear quickly. And I kind of wanted one or two female protagonists.


I kind of like being non-agressive. in fact I can't understand what could make you lose control at the point of attacking someone.


At which price ?

battlefoof 2 is the dankest of all though

should i pay 34 dollars for a really fucking nice shirt

I never played and COD or BF so it will be interesting

I haven't played a FF since 8 and Tactics. I'll keep an eye on it tho. Really hyped for all the VR stuff coming out


I'm normally pretty happy ^^
The guy who I attacked was being stupid at a concert. He unbuckled my belt a few times and I told him if he did it again we were going to have a problem. So he punch me in the back of the head and I punched him in the face and got on top. ground + face + choking. After I examined my handy work some people took him off to the medics because he was bleeding all over the place and crying

♫♫I wanna love you but I better not touch
♫♫I wanna hold you but my sense tell me to stop
♫♫I wanna kiss you but I wanna too much
♫♫I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison


What I'm saying is that if the fandom doesn't even know what the game is.
And that's why I hate it.

I still play the games, I enjoy the games. Like I said, Persona's a good series.
But you can't talk about it without talking about SMT. Because it -is- SMT.


FINAL FANTASY XV COMPATIBLE WITH PSVR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE VR???
YOU FUCKING BETTER!!!!
VR HYYYYYYPE!!!!

Seems kind of overkill to me, but I can understand it a bit better. A bit. Still seems unnecessary.


Yeah, I know that. But I can't help but feel like Persona has done better, the social life part is excellent for the pacing of the game. I played both Persona 3 and SMT3 (Nocturne), and I felt like the former was just way more fun.

You sure got lewder and lewder with your pictures

o yissss

What does it look like..?

300 dollars or something like that.
Which isn't bad if it's compatible with PC.


I personally enjoy main series more than Persona.
I admit that the social life stuff is good for pacing, but I'm guilty of very -very- frequently skipping out on it.
So main series SMT is more to my liking.


I'm just posting random stuff from this folder.

alternativeapparel.com/heritage-garment-dyed-crew-t-shirt-04162cv
it looks like some douche wearing my nice shirt

Wow, I can feel the man bun throught that pic

Is SMT4 good by the way ? Haven't played it because i don't have a 3DS.

Your folder is lewd af senpai

That is not worth $34..

Violence is an art and I like killing
I just had to remove the sickness from his head


34$ for a plain v neck
Ehhhh if you got the money then do it


399$
I hope it works with PC
That'd make me love sony even more

yeah, they make a lot of nasty ass shit for fags with man buns
but that shirt man
best shirt i've ever put on

I enjoyed it. I haven't beaten it yet, but, for me, it's very enjoyable.


I have lewder in this folder.
It's just a folder where I save everything from my dump channels.

Haha I'm no a fanboy I promise, but I enjoy Sony more than Mircosoft
PC Master race still

...

Kinda wanna get an oculus.
Mang

I'll admit violence can be somewhat artistic, but I consider life artistic as well. That's why I appreciate violence in fictions, but not IRL since it threatens life most of the time. And I truly hope by "killing" you don't mean litteral killing.


Nice. Maybe I'll try it in a few years, when I'll finally be independent and all. Though I'll probably mainly focus on PC and PS4 games.


Well, it's hard to appreciate Microsoft when you already have a PC and they port all their games. No exclusivities left > Sony wins.

WOOSH

Enjoy losing to DeadlyDeath003

Vive is probs better yo decent movie there

;-;


i dont

I think I've seen at least two reapers in underwatch with similar names...

Anyway, I should be goings now.
See you weird thread people.

Hahaha don't worry about it you're fine ^^


After seeing E3 one of my friends sold his Xbone. They haven't given me any reason to buy their products and they were already having a hard time selling the Xbone. Rip
Sony is going to destroy them on the VR front too


Should go to a clothing store and buy one for cheaper than


Bai~

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bye bye

id be more inclined to do researh if i got serious bout it

If I can find one just at that softness, then yes, I will buy it!

Fair enough! Personally really into the vive at this point though

Don't be sad you just saved $34

but i missed out on a nice as fuck shirt
oh well, I'll see what money I have left over from the steam sale and then I'll buy it if I have enough

You know how soft that shirt is?
Soft clothing is actually pretty good. Women love to feel up on that stuff

Oh yeah. I have one. Got it for 7 bucks at goodwill.
Shit is 1 hunnid percent Egyptian cotton brah

Fucking rip Goodwill
Could've charged a lot more for that lol
When I went clothes shopping last a lot of guys and girls said I should wear a pink dress shirt. Not sure how to feel about this

Microsoft is too greedy, wanting to sell games on Xbox and PC. In the end, since PC is better than the Xbox, they'll have to give up on the Xbox if they want to sell their games on both platforms.

yeah, fuckin ripped em off lmao
fuck the poor
B^)
Seriously? Did they also tell you to wear nipple clamps and a tutu?
Cuz that's fukken gay.

I think after a year or 2 they should release exclusives on PC, but not same time stuff because PC will outsale no matter what


Hahaha fucking right?
I dunno man I guess they think it fits my personality and body type
6'4" and all about having fun

nah but poor people are cool sometimes occasionally
cool poor people are cool
Really? I suppose I don't know you so good, so I can't really speak on that.
Did you get it?

...

All about that Zef lyfe style
Nah I wasn't able to find any pink dress shirts.
I did get a some red, blue, black, and gray ones tho. Just need to get some shoes/boots and maybe some new pants too


rip those poor titties
What's up Grim

the fuckin what
Ah, sad.
Why'd you need all them clothes for? You got big shit goin on or somethin?

I think I'm in love

Was out and about last night and met this girl

And we REALLY hit it off

Was she asian ? I'm asking because you seem pretty obsessed with them, even more than me.

Asians are the best, man.

half Chinese

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Zef is when you're poor, but still try to live nice
Because I somewhat actually care about the way I look and dress. If I'm being lazy I'll just wear gym shorts and a band t shirt, but I can go anywhere nice like that


Nice nice man. Gonna gf her?

We made out by the midnight rolling waves under the moon

Does that mean we're together?

we totaleee lost

wew Stage 6 clinger

Sorry yo

No it just means you like each other sadly

Ah, that's cool shit dude. I'm going to take advantage of mommies money for as long as i can tho.
Ah, yeah, I've been dressin nice recently too, actually giving a shit is nice for a change.
anyway, out to lunch, see ya

I am legitimately curious.

You know nothing about me irl.
You know nothing about what happened last night.
Yet you jump to conclusions and make comments.

What is your malfunction?

Amen.


Oh you lucky motherfucker.


Dunno, I lack experience to judge.

Ooh.
Well I got a good morning text from her.
She said she had an amazing night. Maybe I should start seeing her? She could be the reason for me to start getting /fit/ :o

thicccc pokéymans

Can't take a joke can we? Also

youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

I'm disappointed you're not already /fit/

But do it, faggot.

Enjoy your lunch buddy
I should go hit the gym


Hmmmm
I would say yes definitely start seeing her. Go on a date and become the bf
Getting /fit/ for women tho is a bad idea imo. What happened if she turns into a cunt or something? Gonna stop going to the gym. Need to go for yourself and no one else

brb foods

The reason doesn't really matter. This could be the start of a good habit, and even if it turnous out to be a bad reason (she's not for him, but let's not jump to conclusions), then the habit will remain.

We're not friends. Stop joking around. Imbecile.

Good point..

Wew

Jelly ;;

Aww ye

Project /fit/ is a go

don't worry i'm here

Every dog has its day my dear subtl

tfw told yourself that you were going to do shit this weekend
ended up doing nothing but playing vidya and talking to gay people you have no idea about online
at least i ran

...

Gross a pocket healer.

Since when does that have any baring on making jokes?

It's so cute I want one

a dime a dozen

Are you actually an aspie?

Where can I get one

I dunno but I made jackson heal me one time and all I did was yell at him until he made gay noises.

No but it sure seems like you are, since you're assigning your own rules onto others as though you have some control of what people say in a public venue hell even in private you have no power like that

So I hear Grim has a new victim

No it's perfectly normal to speak of love after meeting someone for the first time, jeez don't force him to conform : ^)

Holy fuck. You're so deep in your delusions, it's disgusting. I feel sorry for you. Okay, let me explain societal norms to you.

See, when you make a joke at someone who clearly does not like you, you should expect a negative reaction. Because they don't like you.

Being able to "take a joke" comes with being friends with someone. Because it's in jest. Otherwise, you're just taking a jab at someone.

I really hope you can osmose this information through your thick skull.

Oh yes yes, let me take lessons about societal norms from the guy that steals numbers from phones of internet girls and falls in love after a day

Calm down everyone, it's the internet.

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You need to see a shrink. I legit feel bad for you. You're like a dying animal.

nobody is actually mad, they're sitting with straight faces

That is quite the jump out of the subject material there, did the kitchen get too hot for you bae?

Were you beaten as a kid? Legit question.

Kek
But I hope it turns out nice for grim.

I get really mad at Scoot sometimes. I taped a photo of him to a punching bag and I beat it up when he says he's prettier than me.

'cause it's true

Nope. Can you ever keep to one line of conversational topics for longer than a few minutes? Legit question


Oh yeah all the luck to the boy, hopefully he can keep his head on straight

LOL, spoilers is so mad, his hemolymph is boiling

get it?

hemolymph, instead of blood

because he's a fucking roach

This doesn't surprise me.


Well, I don't know about that. I am rather cute right?


Just use scoot, silly! I'll tell my boss I bumped into the door... again

HAH! Good one.

You've got a lot of angst coming out today.

remember that one time i made an asuka target and shot the crap out of it

:@ still mad at that

With the pink AR? Yup

I am not so sure asking if you can keep to one topic for more than a few minutes is considered angst

dohoho RAW is what we aim for.

ahueheueuhuehu :3c

Kinda wanna see Grim samoan drop Spoilers.

tfw you poop the table but get carried

You know you make me hit you, right? It's not my fault.

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i prescribe one life

take immediately and uninstall all mobas

I need to be given boundaries... and if I overstep them...w-well its my fault...

moreof a life than herpa £10k on cocaine derp

Good girl. Put a steak on that shiner. Want you lookin' pretty when my boss comes for dinner.

you will never live that hard neru ;)

Stop hes already dead

Aaaand back

s'why they call it life in the fast lane

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I'll make sure to wear darker eye shadow.
I'll be dutiful and stay in the kitchen while you important men talk about your big jobs.

Live fast
Eat ass

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Lol

...

How's it going sama?

not bad bbycakes, not bad...

and hows Shiro?

butt I have bearly spent even $200 on any gomes the past 4-5 years

Just hit me with your best hug!

Pretty good. Just ate so waiting a bit before I got to the gym. Also waiting for woman to wake up so we can go do something

heh yeh right on... i forget did you have any youngins?

Nah none yet. Kinda are expensive and I want to be able to provide a decent childhood for one before having one. Maybe in a few years

What about you?

...

two daughters...

since when did people get so fat and internet addicted that sex, drugs & rock n' roll stopped being something they aspired to

it's like past a certain generation, people actually gave up on living, and just decided to waste and fade

not me fuckers.

I'm still goin hardish.

*comes hither*

i dont care for rock and roll but sex and drugs is still a thing...

...

Ah did not know that. How old are they?
Not sure how I'd feel about having daughters. Would probably turn them into tomboys :x

♥ ^^

4 and 1.5...

theyre both daddysgirls

Killing people is so much fun!

rock n' roll is more a descriptor for the norm breaking cutting edge of music of the time, rather than an actual genre.

i guess right now rock n' roll is like deep house and shit.

Babies scare the fuck out of me. Like crying timebombs. 4+ get along with well because they want to climb me and silly stuff.
If you don't mind me asking, is the mom still around?


*kissu* Welcome back love
How was church?

deep house is garbage... fuck i know man. turn on the damn radio and all you hear is top 40 bullshit... i avoid it

boring

no... neither mom is around.

I exclusively listen to dubstep.

there's an Official Anonymous Youtube channel

who the fuck says who the 'official' Anonymous is

it's just a bunch of cringeworthy montages over insane pro-anarchy ramblings

a lot of anti-Hilary stuff, too. but no anti-Trump stuff.

Youtube designated them as official.

How the fuck.

Exclusively listening to anything is dumb as fuck.
Listen to several gentres
broaden your horizons

yeah, deep house is kinda icky, but certain subgenres are neat, and it influences a lot of good music.

shit taste is shiiiiiit

Get out

goa is nice...

...

Sounds about right
Did you learn anything or just zone out?


Ah damn shame. Sorry hear that man. Stay strong tho!
How old are you btw?
I'm thinking I would like to be 30 before I have kids

I don't actually listen to dubstep! Ha!

Peeba night and huggles from sabs... its a good day!
How goes there cutie?

i have surpassed level 30... achievement unlocked. max hp, 10,000,000 xp, 14,000 mana

clevur tral

Subtle you're missing out on some 10/10 Spanish lewd Rem

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4 more years for me before I become a raid boss

Spanish?
Doujins mean nothing to me if I can't read the story..

defeat mass minor hitpoint in the wastelands, resource farming... you will arrive

rused

You're voting for Hillary?


Nope, I just talk with my friends in the back

kekekeke

vid.me/scTj

Skooz, I never saw any of those. I'll Google though. I'm guessing it wasn't a hug.

you should listen to dubstep

anything Stephen Fry likes is the pinnacle of culture

sucking cocks?

mhm

Nothing as valuable as a hug, but I lol'd before when someone asked me to look at it before. I was like "that was worth THAT much?" heh.


Me and my teenage self need to have a chat with you heh


vanilla107.tumblr.com/post/143358029845/mickeycookies-me-and-lazura-have-the-best

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riveting tale til 1:19... ah theres the tune finally

-paws at you-

Are you drinking yet?


Nice nice.I use to do the same with my brother. Stopped going when I was 18. Sleeping in is way better

this evening...

...

Is that what he listens to when he tells victims of pedophiles to get over it?

We talked about big dicks and what we would do to them

he can say anything he wants, he's Stephen Fry

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Hey, I had one of those lil' TVs with a built-in VCR! I remember watching The Empire Strikes Back on it so many times the tape warped.

Feel kinda old now...

Not sure I'll be able to drink tonight sadly. Work tomorrow and might be running around til it's too late


Hahaha why am I not surprised
Hope you don't talk to them about my dick >////>
Also tried adding you on my new skype, but you denied me. Rude

...

well you know... its cool. theres always next time

Sabrina, me too, I had the box-set VHS of the original 3 star wars movies


I used to watch, rewind, watch so much.

There was so many hours spent pushing tapes in and out.

Those old TV combos give me fuzzy feels. Good Doodar memories of childhood.

might get some cocaine in the next few days

it's been like three months

little sniff would go down a treat

Do it fggt

I could read spanish tho
Also it's not out in english yet

Its pretty Vanilla and I came buckets tbh

you're not getting added

wanna join me?

TC & charlie?

If I am available I do not see why I wouldnt

oh fuckn boy

my net is ready midnight wednesday at the latest

TC & snow would be the perfect celebration :3

For sure
I'll have to get some vodka whenever we do some shot
Doing anything special for today?


Make lines in the shape of hearts


Haha why not? They still don't know about steam. It'll be fine and you know it

your voice and the song has a bo burnham vibe to it

maybe you knew that, i loved it. maybe that's an overreaction.i'm not sure.

thank you for expending your creative energies on my behalf

sure ^^

My mom checks my Skype more than my Steam

Rin quit being so autistic

MAKE IT SNOW
MAKE IT SNOW
MAKE IT SNOW ON HA HOE

skype with my daughters... then my dad

dinner later with fam. internets after. got a couple hours to kill yet

thank you

i appreciate that

is bo burnham the tim minchin knockoff with the fuckboi hair?

You make girls orgasm?

I still have the pre-special edition movies on VHS. Keep meaning to convert them to digital with a doo-dad my friend used to convert old family videos. Still gotta buncha Disney VHS too in the giant, poofy cases.

Sugoi~
Can't wait to see :3c


No lewd or edge I promise

i have learned to enjoy them...

I have made a chick orgasm once, like her hips twitched and I saw her butthole clench up
It was weird

no u

...

Awwww! That is so awesome! You ought to when ever you can. So cool! I have pining feels atm, remembering the old VHS/Video shops. Being able to go up everyweek and get a different movie for the week. I swear that used to make me so excited as a kid. Visiting the store where the magic comes from. Its been shut now for longer than 15 years now. Its now a cheap as chips shop.
RIP Videostores and blockbusters.

good afternoon!

Guten abend.

allo

more a Tom Lehrer knockoff with the wordplay and dark, surreal themes

the coffee song was definitely surreal

"dancing a waltz with an oven for a head"it's beautiful nonsense

...

it's like you want me to not have a computer anymore lol


With your dick or your mouth?

whats that supposed to mean??


oh hi sama, happy fathers day to you!

Google is your friend

best le meme


well thank you.

Hi

Guten abend, been a while.

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i dont trust it


tell me, what are some highlights of your love song playlist?

All my extended family is cowboys so they don't care much for a metalhead like me ^^


*huggles* hahaha you're silly woman
Nah I know we both can get in trouble, but I really fucking love you so I want to talk to you more place than just thread and the steam account you don't get on.
Also it'd make date nights a lot better ya know?

why rei?

I tried that on my kitties. One just ignored it and the other sniffed it, then went back to eating. No fun!


I miss it too. The place we went to had an old-fashioned popcorn machine and they'd give you a free bag when you came in. They also had a TMNT arcade cabinet. Fun times.

Mhm,sorry about that.

because shes best girl

FK LINK IT

You write too much


what makes her the best?

ah... the black sheep

Just add me
I kinda want to talk to you while I work out~

when i whip my kielbasa out you go right to it. GOOD human.

Good afternoon darling

brb gonna go smoke a cigarette

Right in the feelers. If I knew then what I knew now I would have cherished it even more. Cherished the stacks and stacks of plastic casings, the raggedy carpets and the odd plastic-y smell.

Heh, reflecting on that time, I realise how much of a dork I was, and I love it! :3

waking up with one sock on is always so awkward

-lowers my head- v_v
You no listen


Did you make her cum with your dick or your tongue?

when i whip my vienna sausage out you whip out your magnifying glass

Fix'd that for ya.


Renting games was fun too. I got in trouble one time though 'cause I kept Sonic 3 for a couple of months before they called my mom about it. I had to clean my aunt's house for $ to pay the late fee.

*pets* I do listen tho

why haven't you written me a song

i kinda imagine sabrina's vag is extremely unkempt and bushy, but i don't even care

D-Don't call me that in public

Oh man! Was it you who told me they accidentally kept a game for years? Or am I getting that from some media lol.

Kids these days will never know the fear of late fees :O that was serious business!

Blockbuster used to be so awesome for renting games. Renting games for a weekend. Back in the days of the PS.
I could swear we could rent like 2 or 3 games for a special offer.
Used to keep me and friends sweet every weekend.

im a fucking pig

You don't know my mom lmao


I'm not creative


Don't say that around Grim

she'll kill you

and 16

lol
where he at doe


yes? and?
hi

thanks 4 tha tips
but uh why do you have like five of the same song?

like whoa whats good

It's so cute how embarrassed you get though

Nah not yet. She'll change her opinion about me whenever we have a family dinner tho~

what denomination is your family?

Kinda wanna go clean up her room full of dirty laundry and wash it for her but when she's not looking I'd sniff it tbh

there was more... capd the top results in folder search.

same tbh

gosh. I'm sorry to hear that.

lol i'll have to make sure i listen to at least one version of that song then

It's like a Vietnamese jungle down there.


I accidentally kept Godzilla v Megalon for a couple of years, and when we took it back, the owner let me keep it with no fee. He was a nice man.

Also, there were stickers on their VHS tapes that said "Please Rewind or Face Firing Squad", which I thought was a real threat when I was little.

Scoot, what was your favorite Playstation 1 game?

not really affecting my boner

Soto, my room was full of clean, unfolded laundry ONE time, and now you act like I'm a slob.


Glad to hear it.

alright :)

h-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-h-h-hhhhhh-hi

how similar is it to the jungle? there arent guerrilla insurgents i hope

...

protip: all women can be slobs

it's literally oozing with agent orange

Killing and raping women


She doesn't like Germans


Atheists


I don't have passion for music, sorry

i asked what he was doing, not me

Thank god I'm not German then lol

It's cute if youre a slob tho
I don't know man, cleaning up after some messy shut in nerd is kinda a turn on to me

...

mfw when I'm literally raping and slaughtering women

goodness, me!


but i thought they drag you to church and stuff?

Metal Gear Solid 1. My favourite game of all time to be honest. Its a toss up between that and the original two Resident Evils. Silent Hill series was pretty enat as well.
But Metal Gear was just so revolutionary, in my opinion.
Great story, great characters.
True epic.

Yours?

Hahaha I could do with revisiting Gojira, re-experience that section of my youth. Used to love those movies so much! Rawr! Godjira and mothra and mechagodzilla

But that dude sounds so nice. Good reminder that people never used to be cynical and what not.

Hah! Be kind Please rewind. Yeah I remember that, well, ours didnt have firing squad, just a reminder at the end of the movie or on the box.

Is it weird I am kind of missing that ripple that used to happen on screen, like if the tape was a little crinkled... Nostalgia feels.

ALL THESE WORLDSARE YOURS EXCEPTEUROPAATTEMPT NOLANDING THEREUSE THEM TOGETHERUSE THEM IN PEACE

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A space odessey?

2010

the sequel to 2001

What are nice PS2/PS3/Xbox 360 exclusive gamus

grab da ma fuckin ak-fodey'seven out tha mafuckin trunk nigga, and tha sawn off we goin to fuckin war

is it worth asking what the song was about?


You may not like music the same way others do, but that's utter nonsense. I'm sure there are sounds that you like putting into your ears that can be called music. Sounds you like better than other sounds.

shadow of the colossus

Played that, was super neat

I should do Ico tho before that new game is release

League of Legends

I have seen neither of those films.
I am more ashamed I havent seen 2001.
It seems like one of those movies everyone has to see.

oh, yeah, most important sci-fi of all time, you really have to watch that

erin is your feminine penis circumcised or no?

I had an N64, so I didn't get to play many PS1 games until PS2 came out. I tend to love the RPGs. Xenogears is my favorite.

Those VHS flaws have a certain charm to them. Remember the head cleaners you had to drip solution into?

Jokes on you 'cause I keep my bush baby smooth. Makes me cock look bigger.


You'll find her one day, Soto.

I told you what it was about. i buffed it out from my lexicon of amy imagery. Like the closest association to the story I could think of it what if amy left me, and of course as i feel now it's just indifference. hence the ok, the it's not my fault, etc. ovenhead and waltz are references to syvlia plath and zelda fitzgerald. amy and i associated her with them because they were both mentally unstable depressed people that were fucked over by their bastard husbands. syvlia killed herself with an oven. zelda's only novel was save me the waltz.

that's all there is really. and trying to use coffee as much as possible.

die

I wanna be this cool someday

and then watch it again and again until your comfortable that you can have a dialogue regarding your interpretation of the events, and understand where others come from in their interpretations

there really aren't any right or wrong answers provided they aren't incredibly stupid, but most should come to roughly the same conclusions if you took your time to take everything in

There's cp spam in the banner thread Bebop

leave it there

he likes it that way

uncharted games are fun, but not really anything amazing.

Brb calling you a party van

i was just saying hi wat the fuck
also i do to

it did have a certain melancholy to it.

glad I asked.

Oooh, that's a download too.

I hate liars


You stop that


I guess you thought wrong?


I like the sounds of people screaming as I kill them

holy shit piracy deterrent

Oh god, they used to have quiote the potent scent didnt they. The tape flaws, especially when you had watched one SO many times... so it jumped and distorted... At the time were an annoyance. But now... They just are so cool and old school and swish.
Vintage.
Now everyone just gets crisp viewing all the time.
Strange to lament the old flaws.


Godly console. Ocarina of time, goldeneye, oh man. I remember getting an N64 for xmas one year and I was just over the moon.

Heh, blowing on them nintendo catridges though.

I dont think I played many RPGs back in the day. Sans FinalFantasy of course.

Such a nerd. That was when being a nerd and a video gamer was a not to do kind of thing,
.

sometimes i just uncontrollably yell "BAMA" cause i'm so amp'd to be in best country

I'm not tho
I'm Scottish af
Also can't blame her for hating Germans after WW2

2 more weeks Ian

I hope you're ready for some alcohol poisoning

one of those mind melters?

never
wherever I am I must also rape

Woops, sorry! I thought you were hopping on the Sabby Crouch Topography Wagon.

Hi! Having a nice Sunday?


I just remembered my friend William blowing all our minds when he figured out you could put Nightmare Creatures for PS1 in a CD player and hear music from the game.

1 more paycheck left to collect, I'm ready as fuck

it's possible.

i'll be there

*crotch

is grim going to get an otphj from that trap cosplayer?

Crouching Crotch, Hidden Bush

It is not a question of if, but of when

...

Such a glorious time to be alive, when pokemon had 151 monsters, portable music was a walkman which skipped if you even slightly jolted.
When having a playlist on the go meant burning 13 songs to a CD and hoping all the songs fitted.
Having CDs just scattered everywhere.

yeah i went to pizza shop with my dad
he didn't tell me anything gross about him fucking my mom this time

I'm staying awake all day cuz i need to reset my sleeping hours so i've been up for more than 24 hours and im extremely tired. Tbh wit chu familia im typing this with my eyes closed.


butts

i will remember to watch my twitter feed that weekend

I know dude, got my days for AX approved, paid my hotel off and still gonna have a check to blow at AX


See you there fam


lmao who knows thats why its so doki doki

No bills. Mandatory nap time. Etc. :P


That was considerate of him!

It's gonna be lit fam

nigga i got myself a portable CD player from goodwill for like 10 bucks and I pirate all the music bruh
livin the fuckin DREAM

greetings

it was, last time he told me my mom was blowing him while i was just outside of the room
anyway what the fuck is up you bald cocked motherfucker

jk im scared grim will beat me up

Got my days off approved ages ago, it's gonna be so nice having money for once at this thing

...

Staying up late on Friday nights to watch the "risky" shows and talking to all your friends at school on monday about them and repeating everything, when you woke up at 7am on saturdays for cartoons.
Pocket money and needing to physically walk around town to see if anyone was busy and wanted to hang out. No mobile phones.
I feel I am rose tinted. But it was great/


Wow, millenials CAN be worthy

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grm


lmao
hope u said that ironically my dude

Millennials are worthless.

hello
goodbye

Was this...like...apropos of nothing?
And I'm just sitting at home polishing my bald cock. (Actually watching cartoons and thinking about what to cook for lunch.)


Staying up to watch Mad TV and Tales from the Crypt! Bwah haha! And when you left the house, you just didn't exist until you got home at sunset. I'd be terrified of having kids, remembering all the stuff I got into.

That entire reply was sarcasm.
but millenials are shit
90s kids are elite

Same! Hahaha! It was "home by 7" and your parents getting mad itchy feet as the clock ticked closer to 7.
We used to get uptp some mad scrapes.
Always came home black as the roads.
We used to do stupid shit we'd see on jackass, or wrassle because Stone Cold said so.
You could hang out at a friends house, but you were only allowed for a couple hours then you had to get "fresh air" hah!
Late night tv for us was Jackass, AliG, WWF, Bo Selecta! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I used to remember Spawn and other Bravo shit.

sorry if spoilers

but

the key elements are at the film's start and end

the monoliths appear to herald an advancement in human evolution, they bring humanity into the next stage of it's existence when the time is right

a monolith is first seen as the ape-like proto-human ponders some bones. it apparently exerts some influence, and the proto-human picks up a bone, and begins to smash other bones with it, and other proto-humans, depicting the first rudimentary use of tools.

the ape then throws the bone into the air, and the screen cuts to a shot of a space ship, illustrating how humanity advanced it's tool use, from rudimentary clubs, to advanced means of extraterrestrial travel.

prior to the appearance of the next monolith, the sentient computer HAL 9000 has just had a paranoid break because he was given an order he was told to conceal, conflicting with his programing for open processing of information.

he becomes unhinged, emotional, immature, and defensive, in contrast to the crew's rather stoic handling of the situation, showing that humanity has created an artificial sentient being that potentially bears more humanity than it's own creators.

this marks humanity's readiness for the next stage of it's evolution.

the monolith sends david through space at a ferocious speed, and he winds up in a facility that seems both classical and luxurious, but simultaneously sterile and lab-like. there, he witnesses his own accelerated life progress, seeing himself at different life stages in the third person. it can be assumed that the alien race has taken david, held him here, and accelerated his life to facilitate him becoming the first of the next human evolutionary stage.

at his death, david is reborn as a human-like fetus, and is seen floating above earth. this imagery shows that he has ascended humanity, holding an almost god-like position, but his representation as a child shows that this is a new beginning for humanity, not an end.

his proximity to earth here, after being taken far away, speaks to him being returned to humanity, suggesting that this is a continuation for humanity, rather than the spawning of a new race entirely.

so it is primarily a story of landmarks of evolution.

at least the way i see it.

I was 13 for most of 2000. Am I a millennial, or...???

Now link it

90s KID!

Millenials are those born post 2000


Definitley need to see this cray shit

no he was "showing you your mom is just human"
lmao
bruh grilled cheese

...

i'm a nineties kid?

but i played wii

I'm born in 2003 does that make me stupid

lol i was born in 1999 fagola

Wait, apparently I am wrong with my terminology.
BUT
Non-90s kids are pig scum xD

exhentai.org/g/946522/22b9f77799/

Ah yes the 90s kids, remember the soviets?

neither do we lol!

when mom and dad bought a gun and three bullets for y2k

only 90s kids remember!

why ask me for the song subject

I would have listened to it either way

I seem to remember an article arguing that 2001 is a metaphor for the evolution of art from the mystical to the coldly commercial. Something about the monolith being a screen, and significant moments corresponding to when it tilts onto its side to resemble a movie screen.

But it's open to many interpretations, ya know?


My mom got me a pager at one point so she could beep me when I needed to come home. If I got tired of being at a friend's house, I'd push a button to make it beep and say it was my mom calling me home.


He could have brought up any number of mistakes she's made or crazy things she did in her youth. What a whack-a-doo!

Grilled cheese does sounds kinda good, actually...


I sometimes forget you're so young.

Faga-cola

yeah, like i said to scoots, there are no right or wrong answers, i recall kubrick refuses to make any commentary on the film, because it is entirely about how you interpret it, so any decent reading is as good as the next

that one makes a lot of sense too, especially with the clash of the classical and the modernist in david's aging environment

Oh yeah, Guatemala is bullying Belize and wants to take over lmao

Might be a war soon

Belize would get raped tho

Hah! oh that is so cool! We didn't have alot of money growing up, but I never did without. Momma and papa we're and still are so awesome. Guess thats the perk of being an only child.
I remember my first phone being one of those Nokia's, the indestructible ones with SNAKE!


DId you know that for something like 2,000 years, Egyptian art NEVER changed. Ancient Egypt was the most conservative place in the world. They took the motto "if it aint broke" literally. Things were meant to last forever and remain timeless. Creativity was not a virtue. Weird right?

...

in fact, does a tilted monolith have like, the same aspect ratio as a movie screen of the time?

cause that would purdy much confirm that

Yeah he's a fuckin idjit sometimes.
Grilled cheese actually disgusts me but I can't help but think about it during lunch.


just a coke bottle filled with semen

Partying with NFL players hurts my wallet

is this to me or your slutgirl?


i was playing with legos when you elected obama. i'm babby.

(y)


That humblebrag tho

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man, they really don't make movies like that any more.

the most cerebral movie of modern times that comes to mind is Primer, which is also an important movie and a headfuck, but not really on the same level as 2001.