5 Year Anniversary Direct

Tweet getting sent out on Friday. You can probably guess how I have this. (Note: I have no idea what the direct will be.)

Oh look, it's a Nintendo thread.

Ebin, simply ebin.

Great, maybe we'll get some info on the NX

We discuss plenty of cancer on here already, what's a nintendo thread at this point?

I'd wager it's pretty likely the NX will be in it as if it wasn't, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot.

You made it in photoshop?

It'll be fucking nothing like it's always been.

PFFF

This thread is dumb for being yet another "rumor" thing. But you my friend have a separate issue. If you don't like Nintendo, just don't enter a Nintendo thread.

It isn't that hard.

Tweet getting sent out on Friday. You can probably guess how I have this. (Note: I have no idea what the direct will be.)

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It's true though, you buttmunching faggot

Can I ask why people get so mad whenever they see a Nintendo thread? And then voluntarily post in it?

Right, we'll see. If this thread lasts for 1.5 days, that is.

This stuff happens in every thread. A select group of faggots come out to shitpost in a thread that involves something they don't like.

Fuck off back to plebbit.

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Ok, i'll explain.

There's many reasons why people hate nintendo, but recently, especially on Holla Forums, the biggest reason is that nintendo has been consistently treating their own fans like fucking shit and desperately longing for the casual audience they lost during the Wii era, once again.
They let first party games be butchered and censored when adapted to the west, sometimes even straight up broken by incompetent translator teams, filled with issues that weren't there in the original release.

Nintendo essentially despises it's "core" fans and can't wait to ditch them all and get the casual audience once again.
Yet, despite this, nintendo fans will come out of the woodwork every time there's a direct or a "hype" announcement, gather in threads like these, and circlejerk the fuck out among themselves.

Not only that, but additionally these are often the same people that will actively shitpost to death threads about games on other hardware, i'm sure everyone here remembers vita threads on /vg/ back in the day being non stop shitposted for literally years by nintendo fans absolutely for no reason whatsoever.

So essentially, people are fed up with the brand zealotism, hypocrisy and utter blindness of some nintendo fans, and they -always- come out and suck each other off when there's a direct.
We have some of them even among our volunteers.

I'm sure you don't give a fuck about any of this, but you wanted to know why some people are pissed, well, here's why.

I can see that. Nintendo makes questionable decisions, but I don't think they are the devil incarnate myself. Like any fan-base, they can be cancer too. (I used to be a ninty fan-boy myself…)

Just wanted to respond to this before I fuck off to bed.
I got the pic from my friend who helps out with the Nintendo twitter acc, he knows nothing more than I do besides the fact that there's going to be a direct that day.
Typing this out, it made me realize how bullshit it sounds, but whatever. Believe it if you will. Tweet's coming, though.

I want them to show it off.
I don't care as much about the price or the release date.
I just want to see it, controller and all.
I want to see it and I expect to say:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS!
But I can't.
I don't know for sure if they fucked up that hard.
Breath of the Wild looks like a more enjoyable game with every clip I see.

Nice try. You can fuck off or kys. In fact, just do both of them and take the rest of you fags with you.

I believe in Nintendo, I believe that they will show it off and everyone is going to love the NX, especially anons on Holla Forums.

and so does sony, blizzard, and a shitload of other devs. doesn't mean that anons are not allowed to discuss vita, overwatch or any other game.


halfchan, not here

and some people don't care. why do people like you get to decide for everyone?

just hide the thread and move on. if no one wants to talk about it, it will die on its own.

Oh look, it's bullshit!

Stop being a sheep

Anniversary of what? The 3DS launch? That would have been February-March. Are they celebrating the anniversary of unfucking the 3DS by dropping the price? I don't understand.

The ones that are the sheep are the ones that hate Nintendo.

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I'll probably buy a European one if region free, but FUCK NoA.

I see. Thanks.

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NO SHIGGY NO

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Wow, this must be real. Thanks OP

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that is a keeper

This ain't even judging something off of a trailer(which is 100% reasonable), this is straight up being a retarded fucking faggot

What would it take for the NX to legitimately excite at least 1/4 of Holla Forums?

bumping the thread to see if OP is legit in 12 hours

New F-Zero, new Metroid Prime, new IPs, nothing casual at least. Or eventually Pokemon Stadium NX

This is just a thread of fanboy neckbeards being shouted at other neckbeards for prefering one box to another. Let them be excited for what they want, and go reply with weeb trash somewhere else. This is the Big N's last stand, some people are interested because they like to play as an Italian plumber and run through Hyrule cutting grass, let them.

Good game announcements.

Nothing.
No matter what Nintendo shows off, there is no redeeming themselves after the shit they've pulled recently.

In a world where people here still buy Square-Enix I doubt that.

Here's the actual sales for end of March 2014 (or close to)
Wii U 6.17M
XB1 5M (shipped to retailers worldwide, hard to find actual numbers brought by consumers)
PS4 7M (as of early April 2014 seems to be the closest date I can find)

Firing everyone in NoA.
They're way too cocky for a glorified (((localisation))) studio

Where is it, OP? Where's the fucking video game news?

can someone please explain the luigi-in-a-cross meme to me?

as far as i know it just popped up one day

Do you have a green hat, user?

Wii-U and 3DS are so fucking disgusting. I have a feeling the NX unveil will be like the Segway. Everyone will just laugh.

Explain why the Wii U/3DS is disgusting.

no, no i don't.

Maybe try explaining your reasoning you double nigger. You sound like a tumblr cunt.

WHERE IS IT OP?

==MODS FUCKING IP BAN THIS GUY

Nothing.

If you're playing a game of spot the retard, you're making it way too easy.

Fire everyone working at Nintendo Treehouse and replace them with people that aren't obnoxious memespouters, don't include region locking, and make games with fun and interesting new mechanics rather than dumbed down "sequels" and lazy 2D platformers with titles of creative and original games slapped onto them for brand appeal.

ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
The absolute sole, solitary comfort I can take is that there'll be dumb memes that autists will make Youtube Poops out of. And at this point, that's more attention than Nintendo deserves.

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They'd have to completely change as people overnight

He can't, he doesnt play video games. He only speaks generally.

Removal of Treehouse
Third Party support with dev kits that aren't fucking retarded
Resurrection of dead IPs as a non retarded clone of their previous version, as in no waifu baiting no simplified controls no moddly coddly easy modes
A controller that makes sense within their gimmick
A game by Suda51 that sucks balls on purpose instead of because it was a terrible idea with QUIRKY aesthetics
More "alternative" titles, as in titles from other IPs that play completely different (think GTA Chinatown)
No fucking social features
Back compatibility with at the very least the Wii
Content Delivery Networks that actually work

Just a couple of the above would redeem them from the shit that was the Wii U honestly

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if only

they cant

We need a cuck purge

Send nothing but tits and gardevoir porn