Boo thread

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neat, rare boo thread

I don't really plan ahead, and the store isn't even a 3 minute walk.
For me, every night is a FortNight baby~

Hail Satan

#realtalk - boo is aite

#realtalk - Sabrina's peΓ±or ./////.

If I lived near a grocer, I'd go every day or every other day too. I typically go once or twice a month and stock up on stuff. I have a big freezer chest, so I can get meat on sale and keep it for months.

first post best post
β™₯

I bet you make big ok bbq and briskest :3

-holds the caffinated bliss to your lips-

I may go get spinach enchiladas after work now. Gettin' hungry!


Colby and I used to talk every day and were very close. I worry that I messed that up by not being very talkative for a few months. I have trouble being interesting and was going through a rough time.

gg erin

gg

I have little space in my freezer, and it's super close, so that makes sense.

Do it have good eats

I can feel a fever coming on. Anyone know how to prevent?

Jealous?

"OK" is the right term. I don't make great bbq by any means. Maybe if I owned a little piece of land, I could dig a pit and bury a brisket in there with some coals for a few days. :3

Yep! It's a tiny family-owned taqueria. Only one person there speaks English. That's how you know the food's good.

if you're sick,
you're sick.

drink fluids. there are no short-term solutions, just symptom management.

weird why you'd link me.

this comes from a clean comic in case anyone is wondering

Honestly, I wish I lived closer to a place with fresh fruits and veggies. I often buy frozen because fresh goes bad too quickly at my house if I stock up, and I can't afford to drive to the store every day.

holy shit its kanra

Hell yeah, girth and length on point,
A few days????
Well you are a spice child
Like doodar
Authentic Mexican :) sounds amazing I'm so jealous!

Guys this is like my anthem

representing the low lifes

dat bass tho

-sucks on the tip- .///.

Is it that far, then?
I live in one of the streets where all the shops are at, so that's great.
Gotta move out soon tho

How fucking far is your store from you?

Like mine is literally 2 blocks away

good girl

How many bronies are still bronies nowadays?
Like, how big is the MLP fandom now?

It's still large and stuff

Is scoots still a pone?

I still occasionally frequent the threads.

he had me rp as braeburn once

I think that was an accident, it was for everyone.

idontevenknowwhatthatis

scoots is autistic of course he's a pone

And the rest

the gay pony

got anything else for me to suck on, master~?

Gayburn

oh.. kay?

I'd spoonfeed googles chicken noodlesoup and give hime some 7up when he's thirsty
Also give him some emergen-C occasionally so he can recover a little bit faster

he's gonna feel cucked when we do

To be fair, Soto, anyone who wouldn't nurse him back to health must be gay or something.

I had a rant typed out.

tl;dr i'm not sure, but surely it's smaller just due to natural progression of time and new things to obsess over, but I was always in it for the few creators (animators and parody makers), and the original Holla Forums pony group, most of whom can still be found on Steam and Discord, but ponies became a background thing for even them a couple years ago

i don't wanna fuck you boo, i am too powerful

you would not recover

it'd be for the best

Rants are fine.
I still see some posted now and than as reaction images, but not much more beyond that.
Don't even know whether the show is still running.

7up?

What the heck.

ITS GOOD FOR TUMMYACHES YOU BITCH

i feel so naked without my iphone

i pray to got my new one comes monday

and early on monday, cause i also have to pick up a prescription and i don't wanna be stuck here waiting to see if it comes or not all day

7up's pretty great

When I'm sick I drink real Canadian ginger ale, made with real Canadian ginger.

I dunno, I think it would be kinda gross.

No one told you to give your phone away to that bum

erin, srsly, what am i supposed to do with that information?

what?

what bum?

i traded it in to cover the upfront cost on a new one...

nothing, or whatever you feel like, idk

Jump. Off. A. Bridge

i was going to find something political.
but then i ended up watching it.

and I was going to say, 'suck on this'.

it doesn't matter now.

how's your Sat going?

Would you prefer Sprite or Canada Dry?

ok then.

and yeah, he already steam chatted me about whatever made-up situation he felt he was in.

horn dogs

Where the Goober at?

The closet decent grocer to me is about a 15 minute drive away on a good day. If you factor in traffic, it can take half an hour. Everything's so spaced out in Texas and you have to drive everywhere. It's ridiculous.


When I was a teenager, my uncle asked my mom and I to cook for a luau his church was hosting. We wrapped a pig in tons of foil with spices and pineapple and stuff in it, lined a hole in the ground with coal, and buried it for a day and a half to slow roast. We found the recipe on a Hawaiian cooking site. It was a pain in the ass, but turned out yummy!

Poor erin

i'm sorry about your brain damage, you don't deserve to be losing your mind like this

What's wrong with water?

It is. It's been a pretty okay season. They had a fandom oriented episode. Episode 100. Which contained so many fucking in-jokes, including an unofficial hinted at lesbian ship.

poor thing panics over things that aren't even real

I woulda expected you to be the shota type that has a sweet tooth and enjoys fizzy drinks

If you like water then its so much easier on me and my wallet

Though Green tea or Black tea would be nice if its cold

Oh man, that really sucks.
You want to live in the Countryside, right? Think you'd be closer to stores?


Hehe, that's pretty neat.
I'm not a fan of the show, but I do think it's done well.

I'd be further from stores, but further from noisy people. :3

I could also grow some of my own veggies and maybe plant some fruit trees. Oh, and watermelon! I could have a little patch.

Damn that sounds so effing good
I've only recently acquired a taste for pineapples
Woo juicing
I wannado a pulled pork or something super slow cooked sometimes soon.
Nothing quite like melts meat

Getting my body prepared for AX

I suppose. It's also be a nicer place to walk through.
Gardening sounds nice.
I don't like feeling dirty though. But that's only really for by hands.

why do you even live in Texas, there seems to be nothing good there

it's weird.

someday i'm going to look back on my life, and realize that internet and ponies were pretty significant.

my history and memories are inextricably tied with ponies.

When I cum it's literally like 2 drops lol

T.M.I. of the day
/blog

Some green tea would be nice.

y-you too?

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ko-hi

gween tee

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:O

Oh well, it's harmless right?
There's plenty of people making worse 'mistakes'

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Oh Grim, you are here

I'm not a huge fan of pineapple, and I hate it on pizza, but it can add some sweetness to roasted meats. If you like pulled pork, you'd love Cuban food.


I'm the same way, but something tells me having a neat little garden and helping my veggies grow big and tasty would be satisfying. I'd just have to learn some patience.

Also, a lot of small country towns have farmers markets where you can buy stuff people have grown locally.

It's a decent place, despite some flaws. Every place has negatives.


Is that because of the hormones? Does it still feel good? (Being nosy.)

hallo

I've helped plenty in my aunt's or parent's gardens growing stuff. It's relaxing, when the weather is nice.
Farmers markets sound neat.

clips.twitch.tv/m0e_tv/HelplessChimpanzeeBORT
gfycat.com/ScaryBestEel

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Must be. My balls are like super tiny now too apparently. But yes, it still feels good.

It's happening! ^~^


Grim, there was a yellow jacket and I think we have a nest on my front porch and it was all up in my grill and I was all like YO I MIGHT BE A DAINTY FLOWER, BUT I AIN'T AN ACTUAL FLOWER, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

That's my stoop-story

wow we have most of that too!

Mmmmm I love the Latino foods and other things
Spices
And sweet
Non
I never have pineapple on pizza, that's s sin
You had plenty of Cuban? Anything you'd suggest?
I really fancy seafood

rofl nice

try to find the nest then like
hose it down with soapy water at night, it'll kill em

it's not so much as a mistake,

as part of my internet career.

Holla Forums is the latest chapter in that surreal 21st century internet adventure

and tbh i don't know how to feel about that.

Nah, I'm gonna let the homeowner deal with it lol I'm only home for like 2 nights a week anyway so IDC

oh right you're renting
oops~

Hence quotationmarks.
Animus will always be a weird part of my life to later look back on.
But a good part.

Okay that's pretty cray-cray.
Does Genji's dash push people too?


I slept 4 hours at night and then went to gym at 11 am and got home a bit later only to get back to bed.

Fire hose

aka my dick

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glad someone feels that way

THE FIRE HOOOOOOSE!

No I don't think so.. he just kinda
jumped through the ledge and went past it
I guess you can replicate it pretty easily

And you were trying to make me go to sleep super early.

They have them in the city too, just not very close to me. The last time I went I got the tastiest watermelon I've ever had.


:D


The cuban place I go to makes a dish called machuquillo, which is mashed plantains in a ball with shrimp or sea bass and some veggies mixed in. Good stuff!


You want me to move there, huh?


Such an underrated movie.

o-hayou~!!!

haha Yeah, I've actually seent that one!

I really dug Cecil B. Demented.

Don't you think the same way?


I've not bought non-canned fruit since living by myself.
Scared of it spoiling.

> >_<
nigga i haven't done anything all day

i'm taking the time out of my nothing to respond

what do you want

actually, one more reply after this and i'm going to tackle my list

Yeah
I want you to get out of that hick state and have some fun

jesus christ how horrifying

I just wanted to say hello. Hello

I'm not even going to dignify that with a direct response.

What do plantains taste like, that sounds godly as hell
That's the sucky thing about my area, we have Indians and Italians but nothing more adventurous. There is a Cuban place an hour away though. I'd been to a Commie meeting there. I should check it out?

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I feel like playing something but I just don't feel like overwatch right now.

I'm torn. maybe it's me, maybe it's this place, but I don't judge it as harshly as I once did.


Oh. Hi.

bye

...

god is dead

I'll miss you

I didn't realize it was Pharah he killed with the wall-jump, thought he just dashed at them from beneath and pushed them into air.


That happens quite a lot, kind of want to go back to sleep.

I said ohayou god damn it

I stopped being attached to it. But I don't dislike this place in any way.


Mornin'

hi nezi

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And I didn't notice.

I have not seen this, but it looks amazing! Thanks!


I prefer frozen to canned 'cause I don't like the syrup the can the stuff with. But yeah, fresh fruit tends to spoil too quickly for my taste.


Maybe one day.


They taste similar to potatoes, but it really depends on how they're prepared. Just like taters, they can be used in a billion creative ways to enhance dishes. Also, they're great when fried! Like slightly sweet french fries. My best friend's dad fries them for us when we visit and we dip 'em in honey.


You're not going to post gross stuff at me, are you?

the only thing that is holding you back is your bad tastes in glasses and ugly face tbh
It could happen tbh


thats newbie shit

Try Tostones rellenos next time

If you rent a keg...they will come...

ay

Maybe you should.

Especially if you're tired.


Ohayou.

I'm going to commit seppuku

Woah. That looks good.

It's a shame, really.
I do like fruits, just on occasion.
BRB, Groceries.

Dang they sound good
Exotic bums
I love tastebud travels

The problem is that it's only 9 pm, and I'd probably wake up too early.

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I'm actually really cute Soto, I think you just have bad taste.


hm... interesting...
*writes down*

Loco loves bananas

Let's be real, you'll probably wake up too early either way.

Yeah but then who can I make fun of?

fucking this so hard

just remember a keg will go from around 100 to 150 dollars tho


So worth tbh

Or I could sleep in real late, it's one of those unpredictable things.

hey fortune, how are you =)


-pets-


bad sandisk!


sup eisen !

what's your saturday look like?


how are you user?

Well.
I can't not call Milo a fruit.

my corpse


life is just telling me to get a job at this point


:3
suh

Have fun!


I need to try more foods. I'm always up for that.

It doesn't matter how popular or unpopular you are: If people get word that there's going to be plenty of booze, they will show up. If you're too young to get a keg, find a cool older person to do it for you. :3

memes :u

gotta head to work soon
but I'm super happy, I got tons of sleep last night thanks to melatonin tablets

finally don't feel like shit

...

So you could also wake up just on time if you went to bed now.

Only time will tell.


I'm doing fine, I suppose, how about you?

Let's go on a threaders food road trip

Maybe you should actually get one for once

i like bananas but i always need to lube them up with chocolate sauce before i jimmy them down my throat so it's too messy to eat on the regular


what is this

I can't be omnipotent straight from the point where I wake up.


That sounds way too RNG-based.

Bet loco swaddled banana with nuts

loco get rid of your mole already

Looks like me accidentally falling asleep in my chair again

Sup with you

It's endearing, unlike your cancered dick

The RNG is there either way.
May way's just less fun.
Or it might be more fun, who knows what'll happen when you wake up.

do cool older people like getting their dick sucked by a junior?


eugh
work
NEET for life tbh
ah, I have some but I didn't take em
went to sleep when it got light again


wut
no it's not


yeah, you're right
target was pretty gud, i could apply online and didn't need references
i should try again there


shame on u

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I bet we get a show on the Travel Channel. They let any moron on the air.


A hug. Hi.


Ummmm...I imagine there's at least one. Don't know who's getting the better end of that deal though.

I just realised it's 4am.. I should probably sleep.

Yep, it's a sundress and flip flops kinda day ^~^

lol sleep negro

You should. Good night, dream sweet.

We'll make an awesome show
Followed up by a side series chasing twisters

I've got a stronger feel about going to sleep around 12 pm though, I'm a gambler after all.


>>>/sleep/

Neither of us, he's going to have to pay 150 bucks to get a half assed blowjob from a minor and I'm going to do something actually degrading.

Goggles should sleep, the quicker their demodding will happen

You mean 12am?
0:00?

0000

hi.

i need to go in a minute so sorry if i disappear.

thank you for the e-hug.

Gambling's bad, mmm'kay?

Sucking big ducks is bad

fingers crossed

Autocorrect

Meant to say ducking big bucks, right?

And maybe a ghost hunting show too.


Yeah...
...maybe don't. lol


Whatever you're leaving for, I hope you have a nice time.

Dammit Mr. Mackey.

We could be famous, I could OD on heroine πŸ˜‚

well rested, time for work :)

see you


/smack


oh no :c

gotta leave for work, gonna be a long night~

see ya ~

having a job is nice, I'm able to save up money while I live at home :3

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to spin these slots again.
I'm feeling good about today.

See you, Neziwi.

Have a good day

Dammit, have fun.


"I'm feeling lucky" - Google

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Every time, cheers~
Slow day still slow?

make sure you sleep in your bed next time! :p

Wew

Is google us too?

That would explain the amount of useless information.

Got me there.

hayley tiem

Japanese knotweed the worst

Best tiem

indeed

Nooooooooooo

What even?

horrible horrible weed

Hayley woooooooo

Hi darling

there is a bank along the side of a street here that has warning signs saying it was sprayed for japanese knotweed

yea
don't worry, I'll only suck dick if I really want to with my bf

All that talk about sleep got me real tired though.
Damn you, or us.

...

its even worse in the UK I heard

like
destroys property

and you need special permits to get rid of the infested earth

i am just taking the time to find out what it is now

apparently in australia, it's illegal to have it anywhere on your property

Like marijuana or...?

nooooooooooo


Did you get anything special?


Fun! Scoot will be all over this.

You have no one to blame but yourself.
or me. or us.

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just A weed

Two meals, drinks, some meat as snack and senbei as more snacks.
Usual stuff.

Wuuuuuuuut

You'll then direct the tragic and sordid biopic of our tv careers, oh the tragedy, the baby oil. My poor tigers;-;

Let's watch esl

I hate this feeling.

Maybe I already was

never understood how it can be illegal to do something unintentionally

oh

Y'know what fixes it?

Sleep

...

without telling me...?

I live my own life~

Can I be a part of it ?

...

I don't want to know...


Scoot talked about food and got me hungry. ;__;


$#*%[email protected]#%@*@#*$#@

You already are whether I like it or not
Albeit a small part

You were talking about food too, yo.
How long till you're off work?

Shhh, I'm letting Scoot take the blame.
I got about um....3 hours left.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT LIKE IT !?

Obviously they're separate. I'm no fur fag
Pls

You know I'm not wrong.

pull down your pants, master

Damn, that's still a long while.
Got some lunch or anything?

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I'm always torturing Sabrina. I'm his biggest bully

nope

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Get ready

I figured maybe the heroin got to you.


No, but I'll survive. β™₯

Good bye

HE"S COMING OUT

MASTER WAIT

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Wow this music is great


?

Hahaha well. I'm a funky junky
What's for lunch? Still the enchiladas?
It's nearly food time here.
Chicken pesto:3

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME EVER

I am going to blame you if it doesn't work.

I left you for 4 days that time..

I'm leaving for 2 weeks in a couple months too

The Donald is better


TOSHINO KYOKO!!!!!!!

Those were the worst 4 days of my life..

Okay.

Rest well.

lol uso
Hontouni?
You can't be serious

I still want the enchiladas, yes. We'll see.
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here Ekatsi
this is from an anonymous benefactor

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I am serious though :c

DON'T POST LEWD OF MY AVATAR

Nummy tummies
*licks Sabrina tum*

D'aww :3

One day I'm gonna leave you foreverrr

NO DO NOT

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*disappear*

Don't make me worry over you.

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*holds tight*

You gonna get whap'd, prevert!


Naw, it's fine. By the time I get off, I'll have an actual appetite, so dinner will so much better. Right now it's just the idea of yummy food that's got me. No worries, dear.

well uh
now that subtles dissapeared ;)

You gonna get beat up by me and my army.

n-noh..

WTF SCALLOPS HAVE EYES

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scallop#Eyes

penises sometimes have a helmet

Better wrap me or else 😘

Die Erin

nnnf
no consent is my turn on

Learn your place toadie

No consent is the best consent.

Bard is gonna go fully rape on desu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hi Bardo

helloo wallma how are you

What if Bardo is his last name
And his first name
is Dio

Borrreeddd. Kinda getting sleepy again since all I do is lay in bed lol

How's your Saturday going?

Stop !

Huh. Who'd-a thunk it.


Gotta hug 'em all!


I lol'd.

hug everyone that punches you eh?

How is dead by daylight
Think I preordered it


^^ y'all know its scooter season

Don't worry, Desu.
Bard's usually gentle.
Well, gentle enough, anyway.

UNWANTED

lol

She so annoying

bro thats relatable as fuck
I woke up not long ago
Waiting for one of my niggas to be free to hang out
My best friend gave me a bong last night to attach to my vape!
My momma senpai bought some subway so I later if I get hungry theres that : )

Later today my best friend gonna score some alc and we gonna get the burn on and my little niggas willl drop by but
its' still so early

Got plans for the longer day or just waiting for it to drive by?

Don't worry gurl I don't mind that you're a boy
I'm a

...

idk why but this is pretty funny

...

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Only giant Pikachu with soft lil' Pikafists.


I forgot to get my vaccination!

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Jeez, you're quite the partyer...

I was gonna go to the skatepark earlier, but then I slept through the am straight into the hot sunny weather, so that was a no-go. Plus I feel too weak to do that anyway and I don't want to scuff up my leggiwegs.

Then I was thinking of going to one of the hiking trails and wandering around the woods for a bit, but that's kinda meh without somebody to go with, so here I am wasting a beautiful Saturday all by myself inside :/

#ElmaLyfe

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one asshole starfish can come along and inject another and make all it's arms fall off

...

All she does is blog posts about the dumbest stuff

They should make a Mr. Potato Head Starfish meme

Oh darn, you gonna get got pretty hard there hun

like every tranny does

Still better than whining about quality on a chan or leegposting

Just got off work
What's up everyone!

Its hella hot huh
Whats it looking like that far north, probably still in the 80s and 90s huh?

GOLD III BOYZ

Think desu realized I fall under that and that's why he doesn't talk to me anymore?

Also, Whitey, you got fucked.
Enjoy your image dupe.

rip no beat pelts for you ^^

Heya, Shiro~


It's 82 right now and will be low 90s the next 3 days.


:|

lol'd


Hello there^^

why are these dudes so weird :')

i really want a starfish now.

She became a girl for the attention and doesn't even like men, she's retarded


donaldjtrump.com/schedule

Hey big dick, you going to the rally later?

Can I have stuffed peppers instead?


Hey, you, how're you?

funnny enough
I also have that ability

i like girls am i gay now

nobody likes you


mOBAS

They are almost 500 million years old and somehow didn't die out, it's probably why they have all these weird features

so uh yeah
if you end up having a baby just uh
don't call me :3

Alright, alright.

What'd good Elma how have you been?


Hmmmmm I would if 2 things happen
#1 if you went with me
#2 if Trump did like a flex posed with us


Bear*
Everything is on fire
Was painting and cutting wood with a extreme heat advisory going on
wew

;_;

Wow. That just reeks of bad idea.

why is everything that lives in the sea so fucking horrifying?

Good. I've been up and down my stairs like thrice now and I've forgotten my cookies e'rrytiem x_x

What's up witchu?


It was just really good timing to lol


Oh, you know...

hbu?

Sea creatures are tasty

Lol I won't make it in time and a plane to Phoenix is like $2,000


I like her

haddock is nice

oh I just noticed that

oops c:


I'm going to break your FUCKING FACE

No.

Rip Elma's cookies.
Didn't git eaten.

Not too much.
Just been bored all day doing nothing.
Wondering what I should do and such.

-leans into your face- no you won't

:3 You made your sugar baby giggle ~

they reproduce in like a billion different ways

they can lay eggs, fertilized either sexually or asexually, which either float away and hatch into a larval form, or the starfish can sit on them, in which case they feed from a yolk and then hatch directly into the adult form, they can bisect down the disc, which results in two starfish coming from one, they can detach part of an arm, and it takes only 1cm of arm to grow a whole new starfish, or they can even reproduce by fucking budding

like, fucken hell

Chilean Sea Bass, Salmon, Tuna, Shrimp, Crab, Lobster, Clams, Squid, Eel, all yum

OMG no one CARES

It wasn't like trees. Just replacing panels at work
But yeah being outside was no fun


Still being awesome, lifting, and all that good stuff
Can I readd you on steam?


Pffffft if you could make it in time I'd pay
At the end of the year I might be getting a house with 1 roommate. Possibly 3-4 bedrooms
Gonna come visit?

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Fuck no it's like 150 degrees there


H-hi..

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Hahaha not during the winter. Surprisingly enough it gets down to 50f
So date night, movie or anime?

Noice. I bet you can lift more than Lenko :^)

If you'd like. I'm rarely on there unless somebody asks though.

Are you suggesting I sign on?

I can imagine, and I'm really small, and heat gets to me quick, so I'd probably faint if I tried to help.

i wanna smoke some dank ass sstarfish buds

...

fucking starfish

the weirdest of the dudes

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mission success


cancer

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Made for me tbh fam

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I don't like it so it must be a DISEASE

Too right
God bless slashers

Hahaha no idea
You don't have to get on. Not sure how long I will be home honestly. About to go get some tea, but I'd like to catch up later~


How tall are you?


Nah we wouldn't just watch TV. Gonna have you come to the gym with me, go out for tea, travel to LA, and some other fun stuff

Thanks, Daddy.

Are you feeling better?


Ohkay. Just lemme know when you wanna chat in that case^^

Yah.

I'm 5'7, and 112lbs.

You could bench me.
Maybe up to, like, three of me.

Oh man, And I thought I was low. Goddam it.

I... I don't like girls..


I don't like going outside v.v
I want to live in Nevada so much..


Omg you're skinny, I'm 5'3" and 110, you better start lifting weights

hello~

...

For sure
Can you link your account please?


6'4" was 240, but slimming down to 225


What would we do in Nevada love?

wow okay fatty

He's practically anorexic.
Don't lose more weight. It's not a competition.

I'm underweight.
My doctor was concerned at first, but I'm consistently tiny, so he's not so worried anymore. As long as I get my vitamin intake.


Wau.
Please don't bench me.


I don't want to be swole though.
I wanna be a skinny little twig.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It needs to update or something, but it should be vicequeenelma

Oh, okay^^

[cookie eating intensifies]

Welma, screw the weight.
It's how your body looks.

ill give you some vitamins

You don't like girls either...


Damn you must lift a lot ._.


sex


Why do you want that? o.0

Trapper-tan is probably my favorite.

trap san

Shh, let's not harp on baby seals please.

I'm actually pretty happy with myself today

Dear god you'd be easy to lift haha


Sweet added ^^


Hnnnng can't wait to get on cam for you again

Tarps

>Hnnnng can't wait to get on cam for you again

mmmmkay

Well, I like girls, but I find myself craving cocks and muscles more and more...

P-e-nis

Underweight is still underweight. Malabsorption and diet being the usual causes.


pls share

Cookie got eaten!
Good for you, Cookie!


I need B12.
Gib red meet.


Because I like being tiny, actually.


YEAH. I KNOW, PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT!
IT'S ALWAYS WEIRD AF BUT THEY DON'T CARE.
I'll sit on your back when you do push-ups though. That's less weird than straight up being benched.

Back in my day all you had to do to be kawaii was be vageuly feminine
Now all the kids want is rippling muscles and gay sex orgies

The times are a changin

Red, syrupy injections ?

I only ganked 2 from the work freezer last night.

Apparently they're fudge-stuffed and gooey delicious.


lol no. fuck that guy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*aaaaaaah*

Lol

>_<


S-sorry... I have muscles but I don't have that other thing... sorry..


shush


Even I can beat you up ._.

I was supposed to go for blood work after a month of being on B12 vitamins to see if I'd need those.
I may have forgotten


I meant your cookie.
The snack kind of cookie.

Good for it, it got eated.

Baka you're a literal underaged virgin
stfu

I know, man. I know .///.


All I can think of is that trailer for Sausage Party haha

Try it and see where it gets you.

hey

I'm going sit on your back and watch you squirm


hay

see

Don't worry I'm not going to cyber or shake my cock in your face
Just talking and keeping it real


I wish I could use people for lifting. It'd make me such a savage


Dem quads
You still never picked what we are going to do
I'm going to end up picking if you dont

hiiii
hey, what kinda dog do you have?

You're going to be my personal beanbag chair


I did pick! I said you shouldn't hold it in!

Okay, good. I think that's why I removed you in the first place lol

Aw, sad~


im not a virgin

You are a savage though.
I bed you put the milk in before the cereal.
Or coffee before sugar and cream.


Bring it, sweety.

I have 3 chihuahuas, how about you?


yeah...

Eat more.
Sounds good.


I have/had an issue with my body having a hair trigger and breaks down fat into ketones for no reason related to anything else, just...does. So that's why I've always been so skinny.

Why are you so AGITATED TODAY

I...I'm serious ._.

Scoot

Says

Relax

Shut up

LOL thats weird. my doggo's boston terrier the most patriotic companion

Likewise.

Being small doesn't mean I don't know how to put someone to the ground.


RELAXATION IS FOR WOMEN AND FAGGOTS.

I should relax.

RELAX
DON'T DO IT
WHEN YOU WANNA CUM TO IT

Ah I must a misread it. My bad lover

I killed a dog like that once, it was fun


I can fight too, ukno....


-cuddle- I have to go! Hurry up and make another thread! bye

How even?
you told us yourself you don't get out at all


I'm not really agitated
you can change that if you want tho

Gonna have to make me

Wham!

No but it means you don't have the physical mass to either take hits or give them.

oh
is your cool sister in the military?

...

But you don't deny the coffee.

I bet you sleep on nails.

So badass.


We'll see who can fight better, then.


To be honest, I was taught to fight dirty.

Who was ripped.

Now that there sounds like a challenge

Nope, she's been out for years now, bye

gl

a girl from r9k met up with me at my mall and then had sex with me at my house

Probably, see you~

hard to believe

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You genuinely think I would waste my time with the specific intent of ruining somebody's day huh
Grim man
You should get to know me better sometime

be safe my love