Solo: A Star Wars Story Not to Receive Movie Trailers

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it's over

star wars is finished

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fucking kek
there was a time i would have been sad to see star wars fall so low, but now?
post yfw star wars will die in your lifetime

This honestly should've just been a game or tv show or something. It had no reason being a full movie.

Fake news OP, though a lot of sites are saying that the trailer may release this week from a "reliable" source. It's honestly best that they just get this over with. They're following after TLJ. Expectations are at their lowest at this point.

If it wasn't a cucked corporation like disney I'd have believed it but nah

Fake but completely believable

They're busy signing all the checks for positive press

chewblacked

Don't you mean ate?

So it really is true that Disney thinks it will bomb. Honestly why continue making the movie when they could have stopped and recouped costs? Of course now it makes sense to show the movie and make at least a $1, but they could have stopped it long ago.

Just look at OP's picture, it looks like Big Bang Theory tier, like they are advertising a tv show instead of a movie.

Name one thing Disney made better after acquiring it.

China are good boys

Man, a Han Solo game where you take on smuggling contracts and deal with shady ayy lmao would be pretty cool.

You just made that shit up but I honestly think it would be a good idea for Disney. You can trick a lot more people into the theatre if you don't show them a glimpse of the pure strain of pozz you will show them.

Disney cancelled 2 bounty hunting games where that was possible.

that company could fuck up toast

It's especially strange as they had all the devs when they took over LucasFilms, and had no reason to backtrack.
In fact, the money was already spent on every single game they cancelled, so they would have made a bunch of money for nothing, sans maybe some additional marketing.

The EA exclusivity deal was a mistake, but now that's up in the air, so they might get the devs back onto the cancelled games.

I'm the user who predicted that the kessel run would be the woman's merit. As they never it was Han's achievement, really just the ship's and whoever piloted it at the time.

Disney is only 4 movies in, and they've already killed Han Solo twice.

Predict the RT%

Chewie will be gay or bi

The critics' maybe. The audience % will end up somewhere along 32%.

They made the prequels look better.

Prequels were always great.
Kill yourself RLM dick rider.

This just in Solo: a Soywars Cashgrab now exclusive to Disney's new streaming service.

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Do you own a Jaja figurine?

No, i own Ayala Secura and republic lego tank set and i masturbate on her regularly.

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Now I can finally yiff in peace in my Cheebacca suit

cant w8

Central square needs to be "Don't ever tell me the odds".

DO NOT MOCK THE LIFE DEBT! DO NOT!!

god I hope so

My God… the spin is unreal. I feel like I'm in an alternate universe.

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This should definitely play in the movie.

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Maybe they know it's a stinker and are trying to cover their ass by not advertising to the braindead masses who might turn on the franchise altogether and hoping that only the drooling retarded fanboys will go and see it and eat it up.
Or they're just going to advertise in different ways.

Critics 77%
Audience 38%

this is what happens when you let a woman be in charge of a franchise

Plausible

wew

I remember when I thought this was the low point of being a Star Wars fan… Good times.

What's dice origin?

How can Disney be so incompetent with this brand? They didn't even need to try. Just fucking make TFU3, have old Lucasfilm make the games, make another season of Clone Wars, have Luceno and Zahn write more books, keep pumping out the same set of retarded merch for kids and make more derivative unoriginal reboots/remakes of the OT or copypaste plots from the comics into movies for retarded normalfags to mindlessly throw their money at. It shouldn't be so fucking hard. This retarded brand even made money simply by existing, yet somehow they even fucked that up.

Unlikely. The cancelled games had straight light-skinned cis male leads, and that's a no-no for Kenndy. Gotta replace them all with Finn, Rey and Rae Sloane

No wait, Finn's a cis male too. Better make it Leia or the pink haired bitch who died.

Holy shit, damage control before its even out (like Ghostbusters 2016) its actually going to flop!
They stopped trying to market the film and instead are trying to focus on the merch which hasn't been selling. I think they are gambling on the fact that people generally liked OT Han solo to move product before the fans/collectors see the shitty movie.
The excuses is pretty funny as well since the point of trailers is to hype and build up expectations for films in the first place. Essentially this is a veiled admission that disney makes bad SW movies and they don't want the fact that their movies suck to become well known until after as many people as possible have already paid to watched the film.

I heard Darth Vader was supposed to appear in the Han Solo movie which if true further proves that the film is too weak to stand on its own without the likes of gimmicks like Darth Vader.

There will be no trailer because movie will go straight to DVD.
No Bluray.

Straight to VHS.

disney knows that all the real star wars fans aren't interested in stories about privileged white males, from now on I hope they focus on the real star wars heroes like Leia, Holdo, Rey, Finn, Lando and Panaka

T_T

so this is why every mayor trailer always spoils the best parts of the movies
so jewlywood can use them as an excuse to avoid showing a trailer that will raise red flaggs among normies

Clever

Do you mean a pro-capitalist speech where capitalism == crime?

That Bingo should have a spot for a mention of Grobald Frump the Hutt.

Druft the Hutt

I hope they die on that hill.

Yeah they threw him under the bus for the crime of not being black enough.

The cast is so fucking awful it might as well be a porn parody

That would be neat though, even though the Expanded Universe already explained that and I'm not going to accept the Kike garbage canon. Also, I hope that there's an user again that uploads the entire movie in 32 webms like the last time, this shit will not even be worth torrenting.

Oh god! They're going to give Han a shitty mentor thing aren't they. Because every star wars story needs a mentor.

Capacitance Electronic Disc

At least porn parodies can be fun and not have a dumb message.

You know she's going to be insufferable in the Han movie and no naked scenes to compensate the audience.

The black cauldron….oh wait….
Nothing.

and jews… disney is crawling with them and they rubber stamped every retarded decision Kathleen Kenndy and friends (abrams, johnson, etc.) had.

Straight to Zoetrope release.

DISNEY ON SUICIDE WATCH

The guy Han Solo is doing a real good job playing white face. He is a curly haired jew in RL.

He was "discovered" at some jewish ritual and forcibly cast into the Han movie against the wishes of the people working on the film whom were trying to cast someone who might fit the role.

Is "discovered" code for getting raped by SS?

yes or code for jew nepotism.