MADMEN TOOK THE MONEY AND RAN

MADMEN TOOK THE MONEY AND RAN
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POST YFW YOU DIDNT EVEN PIRATE NUMALES'S SKY

STRAIGHT UP BLACK AND WHITE STRIPE THIEVES WEW LAD

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Please be real, I couldn't handle it if it was a lie

I love it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

They aren't even trying to be subtle anymore

Well if you think about it they weren't going to stay in place after going radio silent on twatter. Still, this is shaping up to be some long-lasting wew so I'll meme text as well.
ARREST WARRANT WHEN

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And to think Sean Murray apparently was going to break radio silence to talk about NMS with the doritos pope.

No way. Life isn't this good. I can't believe.

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It's a good feeling. But now i'm concerned. Where could Sean and the other be hiding now?

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Hopefully being fed to some guys pigs.

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Holy shit. This is going to end up as some Gizmondo level of craziness isn't it?

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youve got cum on your face

Surely it's just bird poop?

Eh, NMS is pretty good. It wasn't an kickstarter game or early access so even if they did close down the studio I don't see the issue here, it's a finished game. You guys aren't going to be satisfied until the devs are beheaded anyway.

t. Sean Murray

I got a little excited.

Your bird's shit is that translucent ? Stop feeding it cum you nig.

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You're literally nuTodd Howard

Really shit bait, my man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good fucking god NuMale's Sky is fucking fun to watch crash and burn.

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Gotta crow about the latest meme game failing with Yandev gone when the next one is more than likely successful get ready for a lot of tasty tasty asshurt

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If Plebbit lied, I will personally find them and fuck them up.

Until then,

THE CHERRY ON TOP

oh shit

it is happening

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checked

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No fucking way.

Hilarious.

Fucking checked.

HOOH
HOOH

heh

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I'll believe him when I see a picture of the team at work. They never had a problem with that before, why would they now?

NMS have been out for quite a while though, isn't the obligatory week of hate over?

Because they are in Thailand picking up ladyboys with all of reddit's money.

Add a timestamp on it too tbh.

Considering it was essentially a scam. No.

Aww man.

I kind of admire Roberts and Murray. Sucking up all the money reddit has is a worthwhile endeavor.

I am whilling to bet this one will just be rushed out and the Devs will claim the game doesn't need updates anymore.


>>>/reddit/

How is walking around and shooting minerals for hours on end fun? You can't even play space hunter and go after the wild life without the fucking fun police attacking you.

Go check the steam page, ratings are as low as 33% positive

Just like Freddy!

Space games are the new scam genre. The developers will shamelessly grab you by the pussy and get all your money. NMS and Star Shitizen are the two big case studies.

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It's no more a scam than any other game failing to live up to the hype (aka every hyped game ever).

That's just the usual bandwagoning, doesn't mean anything. Also asshurt teens who fell for the hype. You'd think they would have moved on by now though. I guess there haven't been another big game announced or released to grab their attention yet.

It's very relaxing.

I can't even run anything made this year on my toaster

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It really amazes me how every single effort to date has so monumentally failed to live up to games that are as old as three decades.

What could possibly be the problem? I mean, I don't understand, making games has actually gotten easier as time went on, with more middleware and better engines, an industry full of talent.

Why can't nobody make a game that lives up to past ones?

Just like real life!

it was alright straight up till the point you are fully upgraded then it literally bombs into boring pointless flying

At least NMS's playerbase isn't going to commit mass suicide when they find out they've been duped.
Hopefully.

I am a ancap but I find these funny
partially because that's something I would do

They will however feel like absolute imbeciles for a long, long time, and forever cringe when they remember just how hard they shilled for this game.

I dunno, I always find it comfy to explore but I might have a mild case of autism.

You seem to have made a grammatical error there, user.

Europe is 10 years away from Kindergarten hookers. Everyone is ancap, you guys are just mad that they did shit you didn't want.

If you can't spot the difference between falling for the hype or being outright lied to about features, you honestly need a bit of a reality check.

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They try to cram to many features into one game. Look at Ass Creed or Grand Theft Auto. Too many features that are marginal at best. I want to run around and blow stuff up or assassinate people, not run a business empire.


I hope they do. It will have the side effect of shutting down reddit too. I can't wait for Star Citizen to die, then start the body count.

STAY IN THE VICINITY

Someone posted a link to it somewhere and I grabbed it out of a very morbid curiosity. I couldn't get it to run higher than 20FPS on my toaster, even at 640x480, but then again, I heard that everyone else had that problem too, since the game's unoptimized as fuck.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.

I would imagine part of it has to do with what you see happening with DC's movies.

Essentially a lot of suits poking their fingers into things due to focus group testing and all other sorts of shit.
That is, of course, because of the money involved in making any single game.
You also have to remember the team sizes tend to be a factor too. The larger the teams the more unwieldy the development will be.

Do yourself a favor. Go play Resident Evil 2 and watch the end credits then go play a modern RE game and check the end credits.
The amount of people and even the amount of ROLES that exist are an amazing leap by a couple orders of magnitude.

In essence, the tools have made the process technically simpler but now it is far more complex in just a process/procedure sense.

where's the video you fucking faggot?

Don't believe the rumors, guys. We're still hard at work making sure No Man's Sky is as good as it can be. Just took a picture of us winding down after a long day at the office! :-)

Delicious turn of events

I would do exactly the same too.

If not to simply take the money and run, then to open a new studio because Hello Games is a name forever tainted.

Features get scrapped all the time. For example I don't go crazy every time I hear Ken Levine mentioned just because he initially wanted Bioshock to be more simulationist and less like a regular shooter but had to make compromises during development. I'm sure a part of Holla Forums is buttmad forever over it but I don't see the logic in that. Molyneux is another example of people getting accused of outright lying when their ambition was just greater than their reach.

Eh, Assassin's Creed 4 made me really just want to play a game about building a pirate empire. The story about the templar and all that other shit really could have just been dumped off.

1) The game is pretty bad to begin with, very few people who've played it contest this. Customers were flat-out lied to as to the game's content, for instance.
2) More of an obligatory "for as long as possible before people get so fucking tired of it they start shouting down the shitposters" of hate, to bring up Yandev again there were "CUCKDEV CUCKDEV YOU NEVER FOOLED ME" threads near-constantly for two weeks straight after he left Holla Forums for the questionably greener pastures of Reddit.

>If you look at No Man's Sky "contact us" page on August 8, 2016 and then again on October 7, 2016 you will notice that two names are missing, and three names are new (all new names are developers). The two names that are missing is the Producer and the Community Manager.

The producer's duties were
>Developed and maintained good relationships with external partners, from international publishers, through hardware manufacturers, to freelance contributors. Supported Sony’s marketing and PR teams by supplying and approving assets and text for public use, as well as managing QA and localisation. Helped to arrange the logistics, presentations and smooth flow of a press/event schedule unrivaled for such a small studio, including on-stage demonstrations at E3, internal publisher presentations for retail, national television coverage and private press events in both Europe and the US for upwards of 80 members of the gaming press.
Maybe the producer was the fall man for the false advertising, and would be the scapegoat for that investigation that was happening against the company? Or maybe he was behind the false advertising, and has vanished to avoid being prosecuted? How deep does this rabbit's hole go?

Either way
Joy.

Oh I see, you are that kind of guy.

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But if you look at Elite's sequels you'll see they offer more than most current space sims do.

And I have no problem with GTA having an end game business management part if it wasn't as shallow as shit. AssCreed is just Ubisoft shitting out the same game over and over.


Marvel movies are shit, but DC movies take the cake in how fucking awful they are. By now I don't think it's even suits and focus groups, it's the fact the people in charge are genuinely retarded and lack any capacity to plan ahead or keep a coherent vision in place.

I remember how some Japanese automobile company, instead of donating money to some homeless shelter or whatever, instead sent one of their managers to teach them their superior methods of organization and management, and it actually worked.

I don't understand why it's so hard to find someone competent enough that can run a tight ship. You have these multi million projects and it's amateur hour every fucking time.

Was it because the technology was simplier back in the 90s? Developers did not need to support high resolution graphics and fancy lighting, etc.

I missed this.

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Arguably, it was simpler, but it was also much, much more difficult to use it properly, the teams were smaller and the talent pool lacking.

Nowadays you have middleware for anything you might want, and you can outsource many parts of the game. I mean, just look at Unity, any fuckwit can take the engine and make something resembling a game out of it

Corporate structure.
You have to remember the ones running the show when it comes to the game development are still answering to suits in higher positions than them.
Those suits are only interested in the maximum return for the investment. That's their job. That's what they do.
So you end up in a situation where the one running the show has to change direction and basically become undermine by his own bosses.

The easiest case study of this is Spore.


That goes back to the complexity. Remember, as games have advanced there has been a need to put more and more people into the development process.

Again, RE2 end credits vs any other modern RE end credits.
The amount of people it took to make a complete game in the 90's are now the amount of people who fill a single roll (usually animators) in a modern game and are only a small fraction of the total amount of people involved.

Literally what I expected.

As shit and stupid I find these people, please fuck off with this meme sometime Holla Forums. I get celebration and everything guys.
BUT WHEN YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY IT GETS ANNOYING

Of course, they refuse to face up to the fact that they pre-ordered this lie

You should be glad because it was such an insufferable circlejerk I could physically sense from my computer how much the people that posted in them enjoyed the smell of their own farts.

This is actually also a problem in its own way.
When you are not making your own tools or engine then you are stuck having to work within the constraints of the tools and engine you've pulled off the shelf.
This could actually end up complicating things because if you want a feature for a game that the engine doesn't already support then you're going to have to figure out a way to get it in there which may be a difficult task.

But just look at the Cuntbusters remake. That was suits being suits and it was a disaster, and basically every DC movie has been a blunder.

I honestly have my doubt if Spore was ever going to live up to the hype, even if they had let Maxis have free reign.

But then you have CA that has something in the ballpark of a hundred artists working on Empire, and a single guy coding AI.

Their priorities are all retarded.

I bet they had an underground base with an escape car and everything built in advance

what's with the trip, faggot

However, it's any photo of the supposed abandoned studio?

halfchan deletes muh males sky threads

No, they'll forget about it and get hyped for the next scam because they're retards

Ghostbusters remake was Sony trying to grab money off of a name.
headed by a guy who has real weird issues with other men.

This is most definitely a part of it but the change in audience is also important. Fidelity isn't cheap, the fact that a game like NMS got made is mind blowing because usually you don't see this kind of budget spent on an experimental procedural game. Instead they normally focus on much more controlled and safer experiences, like third person or first person shooters that take place in a corridor or if you want to gamble a bit an open world game designed for asset reuse like Ubisoft/Bethesda does.

Animations, textures, modelling and so forth are much more expensive these days. You need a team of hundreds to make a single game with acceptable graphics to the majority of consumers.

Didn't the moderator delete the entire numalesky subreddit?

Couldn't say, but it's definitely inconspicuous.

I wish you stayed there.

why?

Hope this is true.

wew

Because their mods are angry numale cucks that probably bought the game.

indie clique, worst cancer on this planet.

Nobody is forcing the developer to pick an engine, though as the years go by the teams that opt for their own, in-house one get rarer and rarer.

Still, if you have good programming talent you can do pretty much anything.


Cuckchan is also about to shoah half the boards. I call it divine retribution.


I think NMS punched them really hard and they won't forget it anytime soon, or at the very least a substantial number of them won't.


That's my point, it was focus testing and riding on popular trends and all the other soulless, kikish shit the lizards get up to, but it failed. And it's obvious to anyone with a brain why it failed.

And this isn't an isolated case, these morons just keep fucking up, it's like sound business sense is an extinct feature.

The rest of 2016 is gonna be funny as fuck if this turns out to be true

They're already shilling Dual Universe.

WTF was going on in there user?

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IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER

They will NEVER get their money back, and they'll still keep giving money to obvious scams.

The only way it could get funnier is if Sean Murray was killed by a clown.

Granted that is a completely random act of chance and dark.

Probably.
numales aren't known for being capable of learning anything.

2016 has been a hell of a year, with all the things that have happened I really want to believe that 2017 it's when everything starts getting better

right, so we're in agreement….


I just told you the reasons why things go south. Not making excuses for it.


That is and has always been a rare thing. You'd be surprised how many companies that develop software do so by outsourcing it to code-monkey farms in South Korea or they fill their development teams with consultants who don't give a shit because they're not really tied to the company in any real way to begin with.

What do you think would happen if the maybe 20 posters and Hotwheels that were on Holla Forums two years ago had told everyone to fuck off back to cuckchan?

december is still quite away
I can't fucking wait for the big bang at the end of this year, hopefully something spectacular happens to welcome the next current year of 2017

The vidya releasing next year does look pretty promising tbh, then again you can't really expect anything sugar coated nowadays thanks to most devs cocking up

Well, I never say that it's going to happen for one day to another, it will be a long way to unfuck this industry

We do agree, I'm just puzzeled at the thought process.

So, we assume making money is their priority. You decided to remake Ghostbusters for whatever reason. If you aren't insane there are a few general assumptions and verifiable facts you can work with:

Instead, what do the suits opt for? Focus the marketing on women, ridicule the male fanbase, hire talentless, ugly female "comedians" and put a bitchboi faggot that cried when his godawful dance scene got cut from the movie.

Am I mentally ill? How did nobody in the whole corporate chain pull the fucking emergency brake and asked what the fuck were they doing? I mean, we know the main Japanese branch was fucking livid and started firing the fuck out of everyone.

Reasonable and realistic type of guy?

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Man that line of reasoning is incredibly stupid. When you say shit like that you should at the very least own up to it and ADMIT you fucking lied. They shouldn't be free of blame and just randomly spout shit like that without knowing the risks. Hype indeed was a mistake but anticipation and expectations are something that's set up when you make promises like that.

They shouldn't get a free pass, admonish them for their mistakes and they'll be more careful next time. Giving them constant second chances won't make them more inclined to up the quality. They'll just use that hype trick again to get you to buy it. The hype train DID get you to buy it even if you yourself wasn't hype the sheer publicity got you to. And that's more than enough for them.

Everyone should have Sean this coming.

Now is not the time for reason. That comes later.

RRRAAADDDIANT AIII

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If I ran a tiny dev studio that sold at least 2 million copies of a $60 game I'd disappear as soon as the checks cleared, too.

Carlos, is that you?

I had so little interest in it, I though it was dlc for Destiny for the longest time.

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Video related is great

You are not considering that
is what they actually believe in. Watch some interviews with the director, Paul Feig, he does not sound professional.
They already got enough so they lowered their guard and now put their own views into their production.

GOODBYE HELLO GAMES

reality is funnier than fiction right now

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pick one, commies

You aren't an ancap

Oh, I get that's what they believe, but surely common sense and hard facts would point out just how fucking retarded they are.

And this is tolerated? They have shareholders, I'm sure they could give less of a shit about their politics when the movie bombs and loses the millions.

Why does this keep happening? I mean, fuck, Bethesda are geniuses in comparison. They keep giving people what they want. FO4 might have been a blunder on their part, but from Morrowind to Skyrim they kept hitting homerun.

Talk shit = get hit.

Also wait, why does that twitter post say their office got closed but nothing on the reddit post says anything about that?

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It's not a lie if you believe it. Anyway, I hope we get more devs like Sean and Molyneux, they are essential to killing the senseless pre-orders that are a cancer that is ruining the industry. Now NMS was a radical game that I thoroughly enjoyed but even if it wasn't I would still be glad it existed because it did some great damage to the hype culture.

I really don't care about no man's sky. From the day it was announced I knew it was going to be shit. Anything past this point is not surprising, it's not news, and it's not interesting. I don't care. I don't know why anyone cares. I especially don't know why Holla Forums cares. Games of this type have never worked, never will work, and are always shit.

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no user, you are the cancer

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Because we get to revel in the smugness that reddit and cucks were taken for a ride. Were in the celebration phase here m8. The vidya industry is one step closer to burning down. Now once Star Citizen flops to all hell, and Roberts runs with the money, we might even be in striking distance of the end!

I guess they are now Sayonara Games and have moved to a oversea European country with no extradition laws.

What they have is a clique. Being a feminist is profitable, just look at FemFreq. You will get plenty covering your back should you fall.
I didn't even notice I had /anita/ in the top among the trending boards until I started writing this
I'm almost sure that is Todds personality carrying them.

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That's pretty lewd. You can bully me anytime you like.

Have you even tried it? It's the comfiest space game I've played in a long time.

ANY ANONS FROM THE UK WANNA MEET UP AT GUILEFORD AND TRASH THEIR OFFICE UP SINCE IT'S ABANDONED?

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You only managed to trash your own country.

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The sort of guy that has buyers remorse and deluded himself into saying NMS is a good game as a result of it actually, not even going to use the sip folder.

Seriously though, you aren't in a good place if you genuinely believe the shit you are spouting.

No fuck you.

well yes, I have tried it indeed, after getting bored out of my mind going 3km to the place with glowy rocks I need I just decided it wasn't worth it

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I've heard that way to often to actually believe it.
Way too many moments where the retards had the chance to wake up and start to learn and understand, yet they refused to time and time again.
The moment some AAA garbage isn't number 1 on steams top seller page before day 1, I might start to belive, maybe even hope.
Not before that.

Post-modernism is cancer.

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We can still backtrace your IP over Tor to Mexico, Carlos. Ya dun goofed for the last time, spic.

Why not? I exaggerate a bit for effect because I like annoying the hivemind but I'm pretty much honest.

This thread is so smug it violated the law
This level of smug should be banned in all states

Maybe but how else is it going to happen? We need a hype crash.

Wew, what a twist!

I think we're going to end up causing a warp storm and causing the Chaos God of Smug at this rate.

wew

Thread theme.

I'm surprised no one hasn't posted the video of reddit getting fucked up the ass.

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Spoken like a faggot who doesn't have their own unregulated doomsday weapon.

We need to get even more smug

We're the apocalypse cult from Dragons Dogma, rejoicing bout the end. Now we just gotta hope theres no arisen comin round causing trouble.

Everyone who paid for that shit deserves to be abandoned

Ghostbusters' fuck up wasn't entirely on the suits
The desire to milk a franchise was but the fucking up was really on paul feig and the suits actually stopped him from making an even shittier film
Paul feig up until ghostbusters had some moderate success with movies, but not any movies, mostly rom com style movies with low budget (by hollywood standards)
Now he's a fucking cuck and gets handed a project with AAA budget, he doesn't know how to manage that much money so it ends up being poorly spent
He also injects the movie with his feminist ideas/standard comedy tropes that worked in rom coms (because the main audience for such movies are women), even though the original ghostbusters despite being called a comedy didn't have any real jokes or comedic staples, it was funny due to the interaction between the very different personalities and most importantly Bill Murray's constant sarcasm
So it was a huge fuck up, but the suits didn't really contribute to it being one besides being greedy cunts and bringing the franchise back from the grave

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Pls respond

Here's your (you)

>>>/cuckchan/

It could just be made up for all we know. In either case it's likely that they have moved their offices out of fear of crazy dweebs that fell for the hype could attack.

Only if you come with me.

Actually, this whole thing seems like manufactured outrage. Sounds like something gamejurnos would come up with to get more clicks. I wonder if this whole thread is a clever NMS shill operation, if not for this nobody would talk about it.

But if you pirated it you could fully experience how shit the game was, dumbass.

Soon, I think skipping town when you have the feds questioning you for false advertising counts as felony evasion.

We have no source on that they have disappeared, it's a baseless rumor.

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Time is far more valuable than money.
Why would you waste your time on something that you wouldn't even bother to throw a dollar at?

Yeah, you're right, time is important. Why watch videos of the game and read threads about it saying it's shit when you can just download it and realize it's shit after five minutes.

If it were so-bad-it's-good then sure, but no, nothing of value is gained from it.

How would you know if you've never tried it?

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10/10

t. shill


this is true, the year already started with big shit like an user murdering david bowie

one of these things is not like the others

It's going to be Donald Trump winning the election, ushering in scores of Hilldrones committing suicide and immigrating to cucknadia.

I haven't been paying any attention to this game or the drama. wtf is going on?

Either Nu Male Shills are false flagging in an attempt to get maximum profit from the game before they bail, or Seam Murray/Hello games actually took the money and ran.

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truly that would be the perfect way to end the year

Nope.

Now if only the Big Bang Theory itself finally ended…

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Remember to lock up for them when you leave

Ironic shillposting is still shillposting.

it certainly could, but new doesn't mean good

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I didn't even know those categories EXISTED on steam.

Don't worry they won't actually immigrate, they'll stay where they are and bitch and moan louder than they usually do

I honestly can't believe this. Am I dreaming, has the whole world gone mad?

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Damn son

kek wills it

"The truth is always difficult for those who live a lie."

A developer falls in love with a game idea.
Unable to contain his excitement, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the the ability to constantly lie. Never minding the strange number of promises made, he immediately calls sony, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a funding for him.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s game release, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the game he release is not the same game he advertised. In fact, it doesn’t exist in this universe at all. It is the game's alternate universe fans, who has fallen for the hype with the boy's own game, who too is blissfully unaware of the lack of gameplay.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their biggest paycheck in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their everyone who was displeased when they bought the game. While the two chase their respective fans, DRAMA ensues as the ASA launches an investigation instead and question the NATURE of GAME INDUSTRY.

hehe xd

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Does anybody ITT has that OC where Hello Games were Islam Terrorist?

Source?


So, what? Do they lie about having Suicide vests then immigrate to america?

yet nobody defends this beautiful man with a manly voice's game

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Why the fuck do I see this everywhere on Holla Forums? It's annoying as hell.

HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
SWEET MERCIFUL KEK
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
WE JOKED THAT THEY WOULD BUT THEY ACTUALLY DID

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(sieg heil)
It might be the canadians.

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How would you know shit is bad before eating a whole bucket of it?

but have you eaten a bucked of shit before to know if it tasted bad to you?

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What if shit taste amazing and everyone has just been joking this whole time. Dogs can't all be wrong

They're being investigated by the advertising standards authority in the UK. If they find anything suspicious then HG/Shaun and possibly even Sony will be in deep shit.

No only you follow that nuLogic.

Well there you go.
see

Maybe their office isn't abandoned? You just can't see their employees, is all.

That first one is technically correct, some games should have a negative price point.

Do we have confirmation that they have in fact made a run for it? Where are they now?

jesus

meme magic strikes again

I'm not sure what I expected their office to look like but I don't think this was it

Cmon guys, No Man Sky is a fun game…
Or will you deny how much fun we are having because of it ITT

Wow! so many employees!
i'm impressed!

On a boat to somewhere hot with no extradition laws

look at all of them interacting!

18 QUINTILLION KEKS

SEAN MURRAY'S ROTTING CORPSE IS IN THERE.

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My mind is blown!

TRUST ME, YOU CAN SMELL THE ROTTING FLESH. THERE'S A NOOSE.

How much would it cost to start a "have you seen this man?" campaign around the Guilford area?

My cock is hard diamon right now.

Oh dang, that's a pretty nice picture.

We added a 'scan for numales' in Guilford to try to encourage this happening. We wanted it to happen.

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thats nothing to be proud of, its not like it took any willpower

i just dont believe that for a second

Lana Rain
I'm in a good mood today so I'm okay spoonfeeding you.

I was gonna image search it when I got home, but thanks for saving me time.

I do. Remember that 8/v/ Steam group full of Fallout 4 players?

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the boycott group? i would wager those were folks who were actually excited to play toddgame. nobody on Holla Forums was actually looking foward to no mans sky except as a salt mine and for drunken camaraderie threads such as this.

Should i put some trigger warnings and spoilers on my posts next time?

No, you should just stop posting.

Why? Look, another one.

how can you be expected to know what kind of warnings to put up?

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Why don't you post all the screens you got you clearly have nothing better to do.

Maybe i can type every single conceivable warning on the header like uh…"color red" or "picture of videogame".

Do you have the stream saved where the face is from? It used to be up couple of months back but got DMCAd to hell.

what is that on her face? kinda ruins it

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Forgot you.

Agreed completely. I want to get paid back for my time with GW2.

I cant believe that there is people still defending this shit and Star Citizen.
I simply can't understand how stupid can someone be to not realize that they have been ripped off so fucking hard

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Damn, I thought she was a trap. Thanks anyway user.

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sure thing
thx capitalism for ruining vidya forever

being a commie was always bad

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Reported for excessive lewdness.

I did, it's my GoTY. How mad does that make you? I pre-ordered it and bought a second copy for my boyfriend after playing it.

This is too fucking good to be true.
We joked about this. This exact scenario.
Holla Forums is always right.

Holy fuck you either work for Sony or you're Sean Murray, one of the developers, or those cuck fanboys who don't want to face the fact that they got fucking scammed.

Whoever you are, Sean promised a bunch of fucking features in your games, didn't deliver, took the money, and ran. It's a incomplete game.

Why the fuck do idiots like you have to come here and shit up the Holla Forums, cuckchan, reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and all social media outlet with lies? Do you think people are that dumb?

Fuck off jew.

Thanks capitalism for the vidya industry existing at all.

You are beyond salvation.

Here's your reply.

Guess it's starting to rub off on you.

I know Holla Forums attracts a lot of fags, but c'mon…There's no way fags would buy a piece of shit for their boyfriend or whatever they're dating identifies as.

More like Goodbye Games

Holla Forums's mostly slightly off the mark if not outright wrong on most shit, and occasionally right on a thing or two. You mainly remember the things that are right because they have an impact.

t. faggot

WEW

Tetris wasn't made by a capitalist, other economic systems can produce vidya.
Though apparently not equally, whatever kind of fascist/feudalist bullshit juche is managed to produce only one game ever and it was awful.

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My boyfriend is 100% straight.

Thank you.

I have over 300 hours logged in NMS, what's wrong with enjoying a good video game?

No shit i live in a capitalist country, of course i get my news and shit from capitalists. I would have to live in another economic system to receive shit from that economic system directly.

You remind me of Junkofag

So how can you claim to know that communism is so much better if you've spend your entire life living in a capitalist society?

Too fucking good. Maybe if the normalfags get burned a few dozen more times like this and MN9 they might learn something.

kind of, mainly because mgs/consolefags aren't necessarily invading redditors

Didn't claim that. Also knowledge can be acquired by more means than direct experience, whilst goods are a little harder to get your hands on. I was just pointing out that capitalism isnt the onyl way to produce vidya, indeed even within capitalist societies people produce games outside the mode of production, such as free indie games by tiny teams. No wage labor, capital or market competition are involved in the creation of such a product.

You're talking about acquiring knowledge without direct experience but not really demonstrating that you know anything about what you are talking about. You're a prole, not a revolutionary, and you'll probably be nothing but a prole until the day you die.

Who's talking about revolution here?
Why does a broad statement need a direct and immediate example?

why dont you fuck off to cuba you commie shit.

No, because you see we've entered the terminal phase of the quality spiral. All established companies have adopted diversification and franchising as their primary strategy, instead of creating niche and well made content. The idea is to both dilute the original game with more and more poorly implemented features which might each appeal to someone enough to justify their purchase and surround it with a dozen different related products- cosmetic items and skins, purchasable in game currency, DLC, mobile phone apps, promotions, and so on.

Now, you are wrong to just assume this process will lead to collapse. The creation of niche products used to enter the company into a symbiotic relationship with their niche demographic- even if we ignore the likely relatively higher IQ of computer users hence gamers in the early days of the industry compared to now, it still remains that in such a dynamic the players will simply spend more time playing the particular kind of game they enjoy, and their feedback will evolve the developer's direction (since they are only focusing on a very specific kind of person) such that they are essentially coadapted.

With companies choosing diversification, giving everyone a little of what they want in one game, or splitting their talent between games, or both, you firstly have a less well defined core game, and this results in less informed players, because each has a different idea of what the game actually is based upon what appeals to them in the wide net that the developers are casting. So, most people buying games firstly don't understand what actually makes a good game, and are hence slower to become alienated by its mediocrity, bringing us to what I think will happen instead of total collapse: game companies have been basing more and more decisions on attracting new players rather than keeping old ones (they say as such in their quarterly reports to investors), and so I think that they will come to nearly entirely rely on tricking new people into buying games faster than they can alienate their current player base, and it will work because the consumer base is not static and its collective memory has an expiry date- new 13 year olds enter the market every day.

Capitalism is easily subverted by kikish practices but communism is a literal kike invention.

You're a saint.

Get out, western spy.

i dont like jews either but come on.

The USSR was a jew invention. That piece of knowledge pretty common knowledge outside of Europe and US that it regularly even gets into manga of all places.

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I live in a communistic shithole currently.

There is no food, or medicine, or toilet paper, or fucking ANYTHING because the goverment subsided all private means of production then did fuck jackshit nothing with all those square kilometers of now barren, fertile fields, mostly because the people given the job to do so were paramilitary revolutionaries and not actual farmers. Money is now effectively worthless because new forced payment reforms and compulsive money printing, to give to the starving masses, crashed the economy into a hyper 1300% inflation rate along with an oil crash, which also plummeted the coin's worth on importation of goods such as food and medicine.

Have you ever been on a hour-long line to buy a single PIECE (not a whole, an overpriced piece) of bread? It sucks, and i want you to die in a fire for ever thinking communism was a good idea at fucking all. Goddamn just thinking about that piece made me remember my crippling hunger, fuck you.
Someone save me from this h e l l .