>Having sex with my girlfriend in a half asleep state >user, did you just say...

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

Having sex with my girlfriend in a half asleep state
user, did you just say "we're almost there, comrade"
mfw

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Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

raping eachother without remorse
Disgusting. You are horrible people.

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Did she give her consent? You know she can change it anytime she wants to. Just because she said yes doesn't mean she meant it.

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

Sex is bourgeois.

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

Something we've all done.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

this.
Reminder there are people on /pol/ and /r9k/ who actually use this excuse for why they haven't had sex.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

We're cumming, bucko.

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Reminder there are people on /pol/ and /r9k/ who actually use this excuse for why they haven't had sex.

But it's true. Sex is impossible for some people and even if it did happen the risks are too high. Not worth it. I'd rather just fap.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

the risks are too high

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Stop talking to your hand.

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

they are

you can get falsely accused, you can get beaten up, economically and emotionally ruined, threatened by her friends/bf

people like you make me want to give up on the left. such cunts

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

you can get falsely accused, you can get beaten up, economically and emotionally ruined, threatened by her friends/bf
This isn't a social issue beyond isolated cases

people like you make me want to give up on the left
What makes you think it's different anywhere else? You won't find sympathies from the right.

Maybe the only place you'd find validation, ironically, is idpol if you manage to spin your buzzwords creatively enough.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

you can get falsely accused, you can get beaten up, economically and emotionally ruined, threatened by her friends/bf

All that can happen if you don't as well. Just go for it m8.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

This isn't a social issue beyond isolated cases

It shouldn't happen at all. It scares the hell out of me knowing I could be harmed or ruined.

What makes you think it's different anywhere else? You won't find sympathies from the right.
I guess I was mistaken thinking people here weren't such pricks. Quite right the right wing is also full of cunts.

Not really. I never really interact with women so they pretty much don't acknowledge my existence 99% of the time. And I've certainly never done anything remotely sexual or flirtatious so there's nothing to go on.

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

Don't listen to these retards that don't know what they are talking about. Even lawyers that specialize on sexual cases recommend to refrain from doing ONS and save all communcation these days.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

It shouldn't happen at all. It scares the hell out of me knowing I could be harmed or ruined.
True, but it's like being afraid of going out of your house because a car could crash into you.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

But that's mostly in my control

If a woman wanted to stab me in my sleep I couldn't do anything about that

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Have you considered trying out benises?

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

But that's mostly in my control
I don't think you understood what I meant.

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

not my thing m8

I did and I do suffer anxiety and nervousness constantly. Why expose myself to any more risk than is necessary?

William Ross
William Ross

ever leaving your bunker

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

All you have to do is claim you withdrew your consent slightly before she withdrew hers, then accuse her of rape.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

Sex needs to be eliminated under communism

Wish I could be asexual.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

tfw i think i have phimosis so i'm not so worried about losing my virginity

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

tfw feminist gf is submissive in the bedroom
just lies there like a dead fish and expects me to do all the work

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

Yeah I have it too. It's not painful or anything but it's still something else that would likely fuck me up. A girl would probably look at it and run

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

feminist gf is submissive
Amusing how their rhetoric doesn't match the reality

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

Yeah, I know. I don't know if it's submissive so much as frigid. Either way, shit sucks.

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

what is sex like?

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

Maybe years of death-gripping my cock spoiled me, but it's not what I had expected. It's good and different to masturbation, but not as amazing as I had hoped.

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

kek

hopefully when I have wizard powers I can meme socialism into existence

r-right?

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Unless you have some kind of severe mental impairment or deformity, you could really find someone who would screw you if you tried bro.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Eh, unless you mean an escort I doubt it. Doubt any girl is going to make a move on me ever

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Doubt any girl is going to make a move on me ever
You have to make the move dumbass. Put yourself out there and try.

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

Having sex with gf
Wake up

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

I'd rather he use his wizard powers to give us socialism…

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

You have to make the move dumbass
yeah well that's the problem for me. It's not in my ability or personality. society tells men to do that and I can't

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Put yourself out there and try.
This is a meme

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

This is why we need Communism lad. Imagine a world where you had your basics needs met including sex. You can have sex with whoever and they can't refuse. No girlfriends, wives or children. Just freedom.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

this is b8

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

I have never fucked or masturbated in my entire life. Not even joking. There is no purer wizard than I

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

But what if I don't like going clubbing?

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Grab your dong right now.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Ahhh you must be the guy defending the family unit in that thread. Fee fees hurt?

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Never

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

A-are you the chosen one?

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

RIGHT
NOW

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Truly, we have found the revolutionary leader who will represent the soul of the party!

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

It would be such a waste though. After going this long. It'd be like taking meth. I don't need it now but if I start I'll never not need it.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Sounds quite nice

What powers have you got?

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Who said anything about going clubbing? I've never been to a "club" in my entire life, and I have no difficulty finding legbeards online to fuck and I've got 7/10 facial aesthetics and am fat. Lower your standards and realize you're never going to fuck those pretty girls you masturbate to, but shit-tier women will fuck you assuming you aren't completely repulsive physically and have a working dick.

Also don't listen to anyone who tells you to "bee urself", that is the worst advice imaginable. Be the exact opposite of yourself and you'll get your dick wet in no time.

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

My point is m8 how am I supposed to meet women? From what I've been told approaching women you don't know damn near anywhere is guaranteed failure and social suicide.

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

gf is submissive in the bedroom
lies there like a dead fish
Dump her. She isn't submissive, she's a lazy fuck who's shit in bed. The relationship will eventually go to shit and if the sex isn't good you may as well be friends.

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

Shit thought that was the end of the chain.

I don't know if it's submissive so much as frigid
Bad news bucko, you've got someone who is either boring or not that into you.

what is sex like?
Don't ask this guy, he's pretty much humping a warmed up sack of potatoes.

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Tinder is by far the fastest if you just want to lose your virginity and build confidence, but you can meet low SMV women everywhere online. I lost my virginity to a coal burner I met playing world of warcraft and ended up cucking her black boyfriend after subtly driving a wedge between them over a few weeks, and then convincing her to drive down and meet me so we could "hang out", where she rented a motel and we proceeded to fuck like rabbits.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

What powers have you got?
The power of self hate
Honestly just shoot me fam

I'm so lonely reading about relationships on my favourite leftist imageboard makes me feel like shit

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

Dump her. She isn't submissive, she's a lazy fuck who's shit in bed. The relationship will eventually go to shit and if the sex isn't good you may as well be friends.
Bad news bucko, you've got someone who is either boring or not that into you.

This stinks. I thought having a gf was supposed to be fun.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

Relationships are shit, one night stands are shitter.

Fuck buddies are based.

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

You think someone who couldn't get a ons or a relationship could get a fuckbuddy?

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Imagine how infuriatingly dense and petty the average person is, then remember that average people and below make the majority of the planet.

Now imagine being with someone you don't love, having to weigh up being alone for the rest of your life or settling, or worse yet, leave them and end up with someone worse, and realise you loved them and they end up better off.

It's another one of Mr. Bones' Patented Wild RidesĀ©.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

But a "fuck buddy" is a relationship. You're still pair bonded, just discarding the rest of the typical boyfriend/girlfriend dynamic.

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

I just wish I could approach the qt girl I've seen around my college campus

I don't wanna be an asshole like you user, no offense

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

I wish someone would care about me

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

I just wish I could approach the qt girl I've seen around my college campus
And I wish anime was real, and that the women who actually let me stick my dick in them were wife material, instead of trashy cocksleeves. We both lost the genetic lottery, so either adapt and lower your standards or you're going to die a crushingly lonely and depressed, self-hating virgin.
no offense
None taken.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

I just graduated college last spring and I learned to never approach a female. Let them approach you. Holding eye contact for more than 4 second is borderline sexual harrrassment and for Stirner's sake do not mansplain!

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Let them approach you.
This actually happened once and I still fucked it up

Christian Young
Christian Young

Sure, relationships can be more difficult. Fuck buddies generally start out as people who drink together that get along.

Stop being autistic, user.

Don't do this, it comes across as creepy. Do the normal creepy thing plenty of people do and engineer a situation where you meet.

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

I care about your get

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

To be honest, I'm just using her as a "practice gf" anyway. I don't have enough experience so I needed to go with whatever I could get, and she initiated it. Maybe she has sensed this and that's why she's unenthusiastic in bed? Still, I got my practice.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

It's impressive, ain't it?

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

the absolute madman!

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

You probably caught her on the rebound and were just another cock to hop on until she found something better, assuming she isn't already fucking on the side.

As long as you aren't actively spending money on her, then you're just using each other, so you might as well keep at it until you get bored.

Stop being autistic
I've tried, but I'm far more insufferable when I've got my normalfag persona on.

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Holla Forums giving dating advice

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

SMV women
Sexual Market Value
Market Value

pure ideology

William Robinson
William Robinson

Master of the arcane arts and the immortal science of dialectical materialism lead us to FALC

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