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manger poutine avec Putin, putaine
grim look what lexi bought me she told me to bully you about it
Ik ga er denk ik nooit naar toe, te warm en teveel negers.
weell as long as its fun things
Je vais profiter de la chaleur de vos respirations
THE jhoinney doesnt care
catch up to me maybe we'll race
I wanna be extra pretty that day ;3
O R A N I A I S B L A N K E
ek is die blanke opstand
I know daddies buy their sugar babies stuff but this is going too fast welma
you about it
It's in September, so there's time^^
an erin thread
Enjoy making gay noises on it for a day then never picking it up again
grim likes traps
C O N F I R M E D
holy fucking shit i do not make gay noises
Subtle has it so I'll play it a lot with him
the truth is revealed
Have fun gayboi
Where and when did I say this
the truth does not fear investigation
who said I was gay ?
"im gay" t. desu
I feel like this thing won't die.
Kind of like that Muu thing.
god bless the eternal meme
I hope Grim will like my new hair :/
dont you have a daughter to sell grim
you know this to be true
Honestly the gay noises meme would die if his reactions weren't always so good.
Wees die ware man, weg met die zulus
or just sleep earlierr, that helps
get away from me I don't want SUPER AIDS
We have discussed this before
ek stem saam, B L A N K E O P S T A N D
to mayaka's dismay
whas new about it
Hello. How are you?
oh my god I do not have aids or make gay sounds shut up
i have aids
Always brightening up the day a bit.
I don't really think so, I mean that whole thing with Muu too.
Even if you were biologically female I would not be comfortable doing lewd things with you because you have a partner
even if you and your partner are okay with it
it just doesn't sit right
im just fucking with u
nothing yet. I have to wait for my friend to visit again, or I might go to her spa place in Philly once I fix my car ;3
It's gonna be cute and rad
fuckin lolis man
cute AND rad
Sleepy and don't want to go out and start my day. What about you ?
good posters are gone
they make the greatest faces
NO U SHUDDUP
and nothing of value was lost that day
gone, boo was,
like a fart in the wind
DAT IS ONZE LAND
but what if i didnt have a partner
that is the ultimate question tbh
im gonna slap you
So will you become elite too Erin?
I KNOWWW such excite. I've wanted the underlayer dye for a while, then she's gonna spruce up my reg color and layers ;3
whatever shall I do
probably soon, just sort of in this weird feeling state like a floaty feel but not in a good way
damn girl you goin all out
i need to finish dying my hair back to my natural blonde colour tbh
question avoidance means yes
stop being rude
Flirting and chatting with Tokai.
okay achmed :- )
No different than any other day huh
The time is nigh, grim. x///x
We're doin' it!
it's not even avoiding
it's hypothetical in the first place, n number of possibilities
you opened this can of worms
doin it doin it doin it well
I'm gonna go touch myself and bother subtle while doing it
wanna be the aeroplane?
then you should really get back on hte ground
VERWIJDER NOORD AFRIKA
I dunno about well, but we'll be doing it haha
i think we all know the answer
nederlands = noord afrika
I bet it would continue if they'd return.
Only difference so far is that I had a really weird dream.
I just wanna stay in your arms.
send me pics first
balayage was the word I was looking for.
Like before and after?
tfw rly hungy
never heard of that word
I have plenty of befores
just the after is fine
cute but seems not as easy as it sounds
It's a hair dye technique. Like super pretty highlights, but she wants to put some red back into my hair since it gets blonde from the sun.
I need to find a good wedding guest dress too now ugh.
id just be eating chicken
and chicken kills my tummy
you could always rent that shit
I'm gonna be going to a wedding in a few weeks myself, gonna get a suit tailored and everything
what if you dilute chicken with carbs
I don't wanna rent. I need to expand my dress collection!!
And for some reason I pictured the scene in Dumb and Dumber where they get the orange and baby blue suits lol
Actually maybe I should rent myself
cuz ill be losing a bunch of weight
Oh, you started your work out thingy?
As soon as the cash starts flowing, I will.
Instead of buying a ton of figs ill just put that money into gym membership and healthy food
im going to eat sausage for dinner
feel free to make jokes now
Nice! I'm happy for you~
Don't worry i'm here now.
I guess I better leave
A needless and harrowing future:
we harness mandelbrot set mathematics and quantum mechanics to store infinite amounts of data in any atomic structure
you bring your cheese home from the store, and load it into the data ready to bring up the regular limitless library of recipe ideas that the cheese can be used in. what you find instead, was that you have accidentally received cheese from a covert child pornography shipment.
your cheese is teeming with child porn.
I hope I can get over my laziness through working out, too.
Yeah you better leave.
That's kind of boring.
What kind of sausage?
blow me : ^)
i dont know
ill find out later
when nii is home
I believe in you ^~^
I came x///x
Oh, well then.
Hope you enjoy.
or would you just eat it and never tell anyone what was coded into it's molecules
or would you report it and hand it in
or get a refund and a fresh cheese
You realize you already told me your plan?
WHO'S THE REAL ARAB NOW HUH
fiine I'll carry you with me then
get some tea to be sleepier
I want to suck on your fingers, tokai`
no u fucking savage
take a bite
"this tastes like cp"
tastebuds have been enhanced to read data
I JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE I GOT IT
OH GOD I HAD NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED, WE COULD BE THE READER
lol it was necessary
when you know your friend is fapping so you spam nudges on MSN
good plan, babe! thanks
i dunno. hormone induced probably. I usually don't fap.
zoom into mandelbrot sets, and you find julia sets, contexually known as julia islands
one infinity contains all infinities
as is the most notable thing about the mandelbrot set
rly makes u think,,,
fractals were SOOOO last year. get on my level
I really need to comb my hair, ew
cuuute kitty warm kitty
I bet tokai is wearing stockings in that pic
that came right outta left field
You're telling me.
0-100 nigga real quick ;(
it is much, much more than a fractal.
it is mathematical proof of infinity
which you can interpret as mathematical proof that god is not real
Gau! Gau gau!
I'm interested more in dimensional concepts. Fractals may be an infinity, but it is still a mere 2 dimensional infinity. *Shrugs*
which you can interpret as mathematical proof that god is not real
this has reached the point where I have to ask if you're on anything atm
gays to the hague
proof that god is not real
no, just cheese
YOU KNOW NOTHING
little fur of gold~
going now actually, take care tokai
god is dead
self-similarity around misiurewicz point
I'm bored and don't know what to talk about.
Did you eat him?
god is not a sausage
the seahorse valley
Fred the Movie
Yes, self similarity is found everywhere in nature. Fractals are just another shape, Erin.
Stop smoking your acid and g2b
What a waste of resources.
Did you at least use his carcass for clothing and tools?
do you refer to the golden ratio?
these grey days don't help huh..
kinda wanna watch a movie,
tbh if you don't believe in a higher power ur brain probably doesn't work right or you've never thought about how being an atheist is as stupid as prescribing yourself to any other dogma
And fractals. They are both found naturally.
Also, I'm deflecting feels induced from a fractally spiritual acid trip of my own /grump
I'm agnostic, which makes me superior to all.
TROLL HARDER SHITLET
i really really want to believe in a god ;_ ;
it's so hard
I wonder what movies there are to watch now...
Or maybe I should play more Dark Cloud.
its more plausible than NOTHING AT ALL and we're all just random
thats a dogma in and of itself
something in this universe exists that is higher than us, it could be anything
even just the fact that this could all be a dream ,or a simulation
we'll never know, but its more likely than nothing
Time to get social.
lemme ask, what do you do here?
no, it isn't more probable
if the universe is infinite, every possibility is inevitable
we are just one possibility, one inevitability
get bent retard
what genres do you like?
I will repost this video AGAIN so that all you chumps can get on the same page.
that suggests galactic superbeings will come and go in their infinite numbers
but it is pretty damn clear
we, in this iteration, are not governed by one.
I like spoopy movies.
Or action movies with over the top ham and cheese.
Or, really pretty much anything that can be interesting enough to not get distracted.
in what way
what kind of shitposter are you
I'm not saying, but Imagine Dragons.
I'm the shittiest kind of poster.
I'm also an exAlicefag.
there probably isnt a god or anything
we'll never know if there is
but there is more likely something than nothing
u seem p upset u should calm down
yes it is more probable
for all we know this is a simulation, or it's all in your head and none of us have consciousness except you
you don't know
and philosophically and scientifically speaking, you can never know
atheism is a dogma, agnosticism is the acceptance of unknowing
i never said there was a superbeing
just something higher than us
we know nothing about the universe, we just explain it in the best way we can
"From the viewpoint of positivist philosophy, however, one cannot determine what is real. All one can do is find which mathematical models describe the universe we live in. It turns out that a mathematical model involving imaginary time predicts not only effects we have already observed but also effects we have not been able to measure yet nevertheless believe in for other reasons. So what is real and what is imaginary? Is the distinction just in our minds?"
How brave.. I'm squeamish as you know.
like superhero movies? or like war stuff
i never said there was a superbeing
just something higher than us
so, a more advanced race?
a god, here, and now?
don't be dumb.
I haven't really watched much of either in a while, but if the movie's interesting enough the genre isn't so important.
I'm guilty of a romcom now and then.
hi sd! hows you been?
what made you stop?
well saying anything is 'likely' in this case is just making assumptions, BUT it absolutely is difficult to believe in a god, so there you are.
Something happened, someone close to me got hurt, and I cut ties with Alice.
are you fucking high
something higher than us as in
we could all be a simulation, you could be the only person that is truly conscious and everything else is a figment of your consciousness
i dont believe in a GOD, like that is exposed in faith and dogma
i just believe that there has to be something more to the universe than nothing
a sea of consciousness perhaps
protons are shared between every parallel universe infinitely, and dark matter/dark energy is matter from parallel universe escaping into ours
this has pretty much all been proven mathematically so far
i think theres a lot more to the universe than meets the eye
do i have any answers? do i think some big dude is controlling everything? no
but i think there is a higher power, and that does not mean a god. like i said above
we can never know if a god exists
even if there was, we would never know
so who cares?
cool textwall scarlet
i'm sorry about that. pls give me your thoughts on gray's "alice lied" blog.
Alive and waiting for entry exam results, otherwise not really that much going on.
I wish I could stay and chat but arranged some games with friends, so farewell.
I don't really know anything about that.
May I have a bit of context?
you are like the worst nihilist ever
get better at nihilism
depends on how strongly you believe or disbelieve.
entry into what i wonder. take care
True, I kinda want a fantasy movie again.
those are pretty.
fuck christmas movies though.
my waifu erin is posting
im not a fucking nihilist LOL
nihilism is utmost CANCER
i am not a nihilist in the slightest dude
theres nothing to believe in
but that doesnt mean that life is empty and devoid of meaning to find yourself
life is abusrd
probably didn't even watch the video I linked.
Scarlet walls literally make me feel like killing myself
what you are trying poorly to explain is a nihilist concept
that we cannot truly know anything, other than ultimately, it doesn't matter, and thus, any meaning or understanding is only inside our biased perception
but you are simultaneously asserting that there is something else with certainty
either god is real or absurdism is the truth
actually i'm leaving, scarlet's cancer is fucking intolerable right now
lmao you like that one?
I told you
you didn't listen
my eyes continue to open
except i never said that life is meaingless and doesn't matter
and that's it.
i am an absurdist, not a nihilist
it is impossible to find meaning in life, and life in and of itself is abusrd
so life in spite of the fact that there is no way you'll ever know of a meaning
you need to brush up on exisential philosophy if you think what i said was nihilist just because i said that there is no meaning.
there is no meaning, and there is not a lack of a meaning. we don't know. and it doesn't really matter. life goes on.
read up my man
it could just be a smear campaign i dunno
i am an absurdist
read up my man
a bunch of people have been "victims" of alice
dont make fun of absurdists
fool is an absurdist ;_ ;
fuck christmas movies though.
I'm still fond of Home Alone, I'll have you know!
But, in general, yeah. Fuck Christmas movies.
I got halfway through before I stopped reading.
I'd almost prefer not to weigh in, as well, if that's alright.
so i "hear"
"What is the Absurd? It is, as may quite easily be seen, that I, a rational being, must act in a case where my reason, my powers of reflection, tell me: you can just as well do the one thing as the other, that is to say where my reason and reflection say: you cannot act and yet here is where I have to act... The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
better read up
better read up my man
cos my heart is set on you
I feel extremely uneasy around her tbh
Is it internet drama time again?
is it 'autistic beta retards spam the thread pleading for people to start arguing so they can get some (you)s' hour
stop arguing* fuck
that's fair, absolutely! what made you come back here? something terrible must have happened
she cut all communication with me because i said she behaved "robotically" on animus lol.
yeaah oke, it is good.
but aaaall those sequels and so many repeats are meh x,x
let's watch a movie sometime
there were literal twelve year olds in the pony threads that were less middle school than this
talk shit get hit
I think im safe because I don't have anything directly bad to say about her because she hasn't wronged me
DOES IT HURT?
grim u dog
she hadnt wronged me either, in fact she was trying her best to be helpful. but, y'know, i just say stuff like that.
be a grown man
post pictures of drawn little girls while trying to act cute on an anime messageboard
you can be honest
still dont rly know who alice is tbh
a-am i-i-i- c-c-cute >////<
Someone hit me up, and we were chatting, and I found myself wondering how people around here were doing.
And we can lean against each other, and sip wine, and I'll apologize when you shift because I fell asleep.
my dad says this to me all the time: "it's better to be nice than right"
but ive realized the perfect counter is, "it's better to be honest than nice" and run way too far with it haha
oh. oh! oh? (pls respond to all three parts)
ive actually heard ur cute ban
its a shame ur a big bully to me
I opened up pandora's box by getting Rin back in here
just think of this
you know the truth in your head
sometimes its best left in your head
that way everyone can be happy and you gain maximum benefit
it is better to be honest than nice, in every situation tbh
Honesty is a virtue.
I opened up pandora's box by getting Rin back in here
i see the benefits of that way of thinking, of course
it just goes against everything i believe
this doesnt seem like southern music
and that doesnt look like atlanta...
what i going on here.........
are u sci
getting rin back was a mistake
I think honesty is golden
but save it for the right time
no worry that's fixed with a blanket.
nobody sleep with a horror movie though..
I thought you liked rin
i love rin
¡Ay, caramba! Me duele la cabeza!
in principle, yes. in practice it's more like no!!!!!/yes?
it is always the right time!!!!!!!!! but i'll let it slide.
ask sabby, she is a people person, she knows.
I WANT TO SLAP HIS BALD HEAD SO BAD
lol i forgot sci is an ugly basement egg creature
I think about that kind of shit all day every day and it sucks.
If it's a horror movie I'll be sure to stay up, so I can protect you from the spooks!
never leave me again
how could you forget?
Oh shit, this is so old.
I've watched this many, many times.
I mentioned it a week ago.
Sabs likes to fuck traps.
okay i will. if she's much like my stepmom it'll be good to experiment on her without the risk
lol i dunno
So, why do people dislike/hate sci?
gee i wonder why
hi erin <3
how are you?
kill it with fire
once i get officially unbanned youll figure it out
He tends to latch onto people
You can't really trust him with secrets
and he kinda had a mental breakdown
you seem fine for now tho so
A very fair argument.
Comments like that make me not want to.
big ol teddies
good.. I really can't do without..
oh and closed windows, nobody can get in.
had to be there
grim post your sci compilation to redpill these autists
Don't ban Sci
I'm not your mother
Don't feel guilty about paying for something that should have been free in the first place
Yes yes, and locked doors.
I promise I'll keep you safe.
oh it's you!
what movie really scares you though?
doesnt look like atlanta to me
also george isnt in russia
silly goose ;)
i thought so
why are u in france
That accent what the hell
how did you make yourself sound like a cute french girl
god youre fantastic
nigga thats a scottish accent
i dont give a fuck
i love it
I was just watching a video about Klien bottles when I popped in here and saw your video. It's fascinating, but also so overwhelming!
hi btw ♥
Even jump scares are really just annoying more than scary.
and kinda wanna find something scary
deja vu c'est baguette entrée faux pas facade!
it sounded french
when did you start sounding so cute
Me being a goober doesn't mean you're NOT a goober, goober!
I'm not saying I have a type,
but if I do, it's definitely a red hair
clear, bright green eyes, and light freckling.
Every time I see one when I'm scrolling my hand just stops.
Going to dedicate a bit of your time to trying to find something that scares me?
got you fam
It'd've worked better if I hadn't seen it a thousand times before.
Also she's blonde.
if it was close enough for me it should be close enough for you
Kinda want to see/hear Erin do this.
Those evil trips compliment your evil webm.
(In Carl Sagan's voice): Imagine, if you will, an infinite goober folded in upon itself...
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRENCH FAGGOT
looks I need dye
and then got scared myself.
erins here too
this is at least the 5th time youve unfriended me on skype grim
But what if I want to have you drunk and cute sounding?
How do we get to that masterrace
oook so Iam not very good at trigonometry
but this is broken right
We're not friends
we gonna throw down, nigga.
Does a goober of all goobers contain itself?
have you factored in spin
Grim never removed me on skype
it cannot be done
-sips bitter energy elixir-
it defaults to the middle
avant a la carte cliche!! >:(
So awesome! ♥
It's called a goobacluster and it has feelings!
I'll swing you around by your over-sized shlong and throw you into oncoming traffic.
F for Effort.
I like you exactly how you are. <3
this could be the greatest flaw i nyour character, erin
we need to fix this <3
weed and black coffee~
hopefully i don't end up wasting it on vidya and youtube.
this is how i imagine you.
at least it's not cocaine and heroin.
" She's called a goobacluster and she has feelings. "
*Pokes your cheek*
-spits out coffee stored in cheeks-
wtf you do that for
I-I'll try again
<3 okaay then
who eu4 here
DO WEIRD SHIT
Don't scare yourself for my sake!
total war > pii u 4
Play Path of Exile. You won't regret it.
did you ever read this?
i think i gave like 6 copies of that away and didn't keep any
How is that supposed to fix boredom?
*Licks the coffee from the floor*
To scare you
i think i gave like 6 copies of that away
But... it's free?
Path of Exile, not Path TO Exile.
not at all...
It's a free game...
*Licks the coffee from the floor*
MY HAND WAS ALREADY SHAKING BEFORE CLICKING
IM NOT GONNA READ IT
I'mma break a vase over yo head!
You wouldn't hurt a lil baby kitty, would ya?
Several times, actually.
who is this handsome man ???
how people persony are you?
Do something. Just fucking do something.
It wasn't so scary as much as surprising.
You're not going to feel the caffeine in those amounts.
-proffers caffeinated beverage-
take a big gulp.
Do people really think I want their attention for the sake of it?
May Hillary Clinton devour your life force, Boo.
Such as smoking more weed and shitposting harder?
I don't know if I shouldddddd. I had 2 cups today already
I'm a kinda shy and self-conscious, but I try my best to get along with folks. What's up?
I mean, uh...
Th-that was so spooki, please hold me and make it go away.
thats not what i thought grim meant at all NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's easy. But probably enjoyable. Just totally unproductive.
You shouldn't, then.
I will find something!!
I have to balance productivity with unproductivity. :3
I just looked back at some posts. Is this about the idea of being totally honest all the time? It's an admirable idea, but sometimes it's best to show what's called "decorum" - knowing when it's appropriate to say something and when it's not.
Is that any help?
you mislead me grim
but is decorum more important than the truth?
Nachash, NChSh! A sacrosanct key to damn all that is false!
Nachash, NChSh! A vial of cosmic venom to rend all reality apart!
Don't stress yourself out.
You have plenty of time.
fun fact, my eyebrows are naturally squint
There is no mechanism in the brain where this is true.
Flood your brain with dopamine. Change the quality of your reality. Or stay sober and do something else.
Is decorum more important than the truth?
Something I ask myself often.
theyre actually crazy cute
That debate's raged for centuries, and far more intelligent people than I have attempted to settled it.
Personally, my answer would be "sometimes". But it really depends on the situation. I'd need an example.
i say no it isnt
they're like, really, really squint
it's kinda nuts
it's a wonder my entire face isn't askew
personally my response would be to say that your "sometimes" can shove it!!!
dinneer bee are bee
would you like to be scared though?
otherwise I'd feel mean..
I'll pass on that for now.
Enjoy your dinner!
its still pretty symmetrical m8
it just makes you look a little extra smart
final in half hr
you'll do great! we believe in you!
You could write in your will that your flesh be barbecued for me, and then suicide. That would be something. Isn't part of everyone curious as to what people taste like?
I'm not suggesting that, though. <3
Did you quit weed?
There's a drunk mexican on the bottom step of my porch
tfw I'll probably have to physically remove him when I leave to take final
Got knife stuck in will.
perfect time to deploy trump meme
Piss on him to show dominance.
*Sits on your lap*
LOL my weird dog lurking in the background
No nigga its my own porch
No, but I went through a week of waking and baking and realized all it did was make my problems worse.
So I've cut the amount, and regulate the hours I dose.
PISS ON HIM.
SHOW HIM WHO'S THE MAN.
I'm a huge fan of honesty and transparency. It even gets me into trouble sometimes. I just don't like misleading someone.
The best you can do if you absolutely cannot bring yourself to tell a little fib to spare someone's feeling is to try to show tact and try to keep things positive and constructive, you know?
I bet you wouldn't.
Why aren't you recapping the material one last time?
I guess that's too much for you to be able to successfully carry out, but like I said, I'm not suggesting it. Don't worry about it. :3
Same, SO GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate this game
that's what I'm doing!
yes for me i think it's all in the phrasing
i tend to be too verbally aggressive and get myself in trouble
i'm getting sleepy and it's not even 8pm
-jumps on your back-
if you really can't think of anything better to do than smoke, that's another problem.
Yer gettin' old, like me! Let's look through some retirement home brochures before re-runs of Matlock come on.
Goodbye. I'm sorry I wasn't much help.
I cant imagine how bored you are right now
Sticks and Stones, Kate Monster.
It's just that I was already smoking. That's why I said smoke MORE weed. I'll probably go play Skyrim or something when I'm satisfied with the amount of edge I've leaked into the threads.
oh sabs, has it really come to this :/
is it really time to worry about the age of who is on my lawn ;~;
if you're already smoking
try to hold out next time
because why not
Mhm, and your bratty great-grandkids are going to kink up your air hose until you hand over your pain meds.
let's get some nudes then
give me something to write a song about
Write about Kanra instead.
I had noodles for dinner
that was not good
Yeah, that's still worthless. I already told you that, though.
What's your diet like?
I usually only smoke for a couple of hours, the days I do. I decided to make today special. :3
I want your noodle for dinner.
You should eat more meat to facilitate high energy.
See you in some hours
imma take my pills and go to sleep
there is no good reason to stay awake today other than being scared of waking up even earlier than usual, and that doesn't matter either
ive been listening to goth music ALL my life and it NEVER said anything about apples
ill get the flavouring
I had veggie meatballs
Sunlight and emotion.
Occasionally supplemented with some noodles, or rice.
Rarely with some sauce which may or may not contain meats.
Seems like I'm going to have pork tonight though.
Good night! Happy dreams.
i can't, i'm not alone anymore v.v
oh shit its actually you this time
Meatballs made out of vegetables? Why did you make this choice?
Would be best to just keep it as organic as possible in case you decide to try to carry out that suggestion again. ^^
i hate cooking.... why do i always make so much....
I'm ok. Just dealing with some dude who keeps calling me "goober" with élan.
THIS IS MY TRINITY:
MY RIGHT BY DIVINITY
I will place my faith in the chef.
Here I thought you were actually expressing concern.
everyone else is too insecure to post ponies.
no like fake meat
it was on sale
It's all natural I promise.
take me away from the boring place..
is that from a poem?
Never! i gave half to my brother
Another new word~
How do you deal with that, then?
then what's the problem
Arresting the offender and recommending he be given the maximum punishment allowed by law: 25 years imprisonment and a $25,000 fine.
I dont care what you post
why the FUCK have you been gone so long
You know I don't like abusing you.
Well, yeah, but I guess if they're vegetable meatballs, they're ultimately made out of vegetables. ^^
Was it at least good?
I'll do my best, if you'll take me away too.
Yeah, I'll have you cite that law, young lady.
I want to throw up
Let's live on Elba.
I AM THE LAW!
have I? I post every other day.
i even see you conspicuously flirt with people.
reminds me how unspecial your feels are towards me.
It'd be a different story if I liked it.
Wherever you want. ♥
Things go on sale for reasons. :3
Did you learn your lesson about imitation meat?
No wonder the law mentions Goobers.
ive only been flirting with other people because youre not around
if you were i wouldnt even bother with these tramps
Well, if a person likes abuse, then it's not as mean on a certain level. :3
That other half was suppose to be tmrw's lunch
To a poem?
Some place warm, cause it fits you.
yeah, is gross
We kill the Badmin.
Reinstate experienced Holla Forums mod who bans Sci.
not like i mind. since it seems i'm incapable of returning your interest.
though you are interesting enough; your ideas about love, subs, traps and trannies.
i'm sure your aggressive romanticism will bed you a few bitches in your lifetime.
that's a sorta compliment.
why do i always make so much....
so... you didn't make enough.
Tofurkey is actually good, tbh. The actual cooked tofu turkey, I mean.
But then I can't dress up in nice, heavy winter clothing with a warm scarf, or curl up with you and a blanket under the stars on cool evenings.
Fuck off I dont want basic bitches
and i dont care if you cant return my interest
i just like talking to you, even if nothing comes of it
Yeah basic bitches are the fucking worst.
I tried tinder and it was just loaded with them.
Nothing but basic as far as the eye can see.
im not taking any risks anymore
mmhh I do like snow too.. and that would be terribly cute.
can it be warm there?
what is a basic bitch
I hope you die.
Burn in Hell you basic cunt
In order to maintain maximum cuteness we'd need a place where it can be warm and cold, so that neither the cuteness doesn't wear out and look uncute.
Here is a short educational film to inform you.
i like things coming of the people i talk with.
have you graduated, yet?
get over urself
that happens here in netherlands, or nordics.
or even north russia. but I think russia wouldn't like us.
What do you mean?
I hope you're happy, I'm eating white ppl food now
what a gay handwriting
Well same, i really only value progression because im highly materialistic
but i dont really care if its talking with you
im literally graduating today in like 3 hours
Real meat is best. ^^
I'll let you decide!
I'm bad at this, so...
Kinda jealous mine's not that neat.
Imouto, don't eat that if the buns aren't gluten free or you'll get sick.
I like it, I copied it from my sister
It's too much fooooood
damn that's a sexy lunch.
why do i always make so much...
but your bro ate half that was supposed to be leftovers
so therefore you didn't make enough
at least that's logic.
Did you cook it?
Im taking a year off before i go to colorado state
Thank you! I'm an artist so I can copy any handwriting I want. My original handwriting is horrid
I only ate half and gave the rest to my oni-sama
ew no one eats a leftover cheese burger
True, I want a medium rare now.
I guess it'd be handier if I come there, I know the language.
oh okey then
im so good at overwatch holy shit
There is an idea of a The Bard of /b/ some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I hope your tummy doesn't hurt later.
She does it better though...
you write too much
it's hurting now...
this was hilarious... ok back to lurking
all i do in overwatch is play mercy
i am the best healer but nobody is a good tank
spend. it. wisely.
not doing drugs with furries.
beggars can't be choosers. i'd eat a leftover cheeseburger.
Now I'm definitely jealous.
My handwriting is chicken scratch; I can't even sign my own name neatly.
We can by a cabin in the woods, or in a small town somewhere.
So no one can walk in on us if we do it outside
I should cook more often.
Seems pretty masculine taste for you. :3
Keeep that line reserved for the one whos cock you suck I don't want to be related to that piece of shit thanks
You have medicine right?
thats still okay, my writing is horrible
That'd be amazing, somewhere near a lake too.
I hear canada has super many lakes.
its one of the few things.
so I guess it stands out
sorta wanna compile a list of Cracked articles worth reading.
CRACKED IS GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bread is going to be stale... and the meat is going to have solid fat on it... no do that o yourself
Oh! I know what you mean, you have to squeeze hand grips, it'll improve your writing
I cook everyday for me and my brother lol
Whoa what crawled into your butt?
not gonna do it with furries for sure
I hate those perverted bastards
strange coincidence, I actually already did that
here is my list of all cracked articles owrth reading
This is the end
Not a fan of off kilter remarks from a whore that liken me to another whore
It does, it does.
My city is on a lake.
Maybe we can buy some land on one of the islands and live there!
Those weird spring hand exercise things?
I guess. :3
And you choose to cook brown people food most of the time?
whats with those?
yuuush, that's lovely.
and swim in the lake. oh oh does it have bears?
that's the stereotype I want to disprove.
bread won't go stale in a day. and microwave it.
ms. fancy pants.
they are perverts. but most people are.
they're more like nerds than anything else.
a few of my friends are still active furs. for now.
being a furry faggot is a young persons' game.
moar basic bitches...
-rubs imouto's tummy better-
I didn't even know it was a stereotype; I just read some articles a long time ago and concluded that it was garbage. How would finding the best ones prove it isn't bad in general? :3
oh and in Grim's words.
Your voice might be the only truly masculine thing about you.
everyones a fucking nerd now a day
the whole words butchered
yeah im pretty sure most people grow out of furry phases
I'm not sure about the islands, but I know there are bears locally.
One wandered onto my high school's track field once.
Why do you hate me, love...?
Yes! Guitar players use it all the time to play better
Yes but I can't cook rice, that's too hard
Things you squeeze
We don't eat leftovers in our beautiful first world country
-laughs and falls to my knees- t-that tickles!!!
some people write it off entirely. Their videos are more popular, but there are some really good articles in there.
I've legit learned things about life from some of them. Or at least taken away from them.
A short list. Of recommended articles, and what makes them worth the minutes of your day to read them.
I knew 30 year old furs. one tried to drug me with his knock out slushie.
someone twice my size took it from me, and finished it, to test his hypothesis.
he was practically floored.
that's baka talk. How about Chinese food?
woaw that's cool though.
are they dangerous?
like stress balls
...i was a nerd before it went underground, youd probably never heard of it
You seriously have to be careful
youre cute and a lot of neckbeards are gonna try to drug you because of it
I don't like whores or people who try to be 'players' and try to reel in all the e dick they can
Not a fan of the people you associate with
Or the things you say you do
or the interests you are always lacking in conversation
Being kind is something that would normally strengthen a bond with sosmeone
We have nothing in common or to gain from each other and neither of our opinions will ever effect the other
I haven't eaten that in years...
Hmm... stress balls don't have enough resistance
But I'm a virgin irl...
Enough that I'd avoid them, and that most people should.
Never get near a cub.
Mama might be close by
*hides his rufie stash
I think your particular political interests are kind of masculine. But then again, as I've said before, maybe they just reflect your desire to be dominated.
You should be adventurous and try cooking more new things; might make it more fun. ^^
I think it's natural to just summarize something as bad if it's bad most of the time. If people think any Cracked article is definitely garbage before they read it, then yeah, that's dumb.
Lmao. I kind of enjoy when you get like this. :3
whoa-ho get a room guys jeez
as am I, but that doesnt mean I wasn't a slut either
Its youre life man live it however the fuck you want
but i dissaprove of it
the people in it
what you do with it
And Come this september or whenever the fuck I won't be burdened with that and you won't be burdened with this any longer
That is my opinion and through no force is it changeable accept action
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