Rian Johnson didn't want to use the Knights of Ren

Why?

It's amazing how the OT became the prototypical goto example for the hero's journey, but kikes and soy-filled hacks can't even get the basics right. Now some morons might say, "WELL WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO BE THE SAME? YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT!", but they aren't subverting classic storytelling tropes, rather it's just haphazardly put together, poorly-structured shit. It's like when some autist on deviant art says, "IT'S JUST MY STYLE", when you tell them to practice the fundamentals.

Rian hated everything JJ did in TFA

Well done, Disney. Well done.

Hey Rian, how's it going buddy?

All the new movies feel like they were made by someone trying to get as many tvtropes entries as they possibly can.

He’s such a cunt. He thinks he made the Lord of the Rings and it has all these deep lore questiond.

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Of all shitty b8 replies I hate this one the most.
Absolutely nothing indicates any user here wants the polar opposite of the turds that are being shat out by Disney at the moment.
All anyone is asking for is some coherent thought to be pout into a series many of us used to enjoy at one point or another.
They have an infinite amount of money and previous material at their disposal, yet Disney keeps fucking every aspect of star wars in the ass so hard that even normalfags (their main god damn demographic) are starting to get a bad taste in their mouths about it.

It’s good to know there’s no other way the movie could have been written. Rian really had no choice but to do all those stupid things.

I would really like them to stop shitting on the OT with every decision.

Rian’s a contrarian fuckwit who managed to shit on absolutely everything that came before just to make Rian Johnson’s Star Wars.

Rian would rather have you fuck his wife.

It's pretty remarkable how he managed to do such a thing considering TFA had already shat on pretty much everything before it.

If they were the knights of ren they would, isn't Kylo their leader or something?

Might have been a more interesting scene to have the Knights assembled kneel to Kylo Ren after he kills Snoke, and then he makes his ultimatum to Rey, and she has to fight her way out and loses an arm in the escape while he watches from the throne.

Make him more of a Dark Lord and have them seem a fearsome threat that Rey will have to deal with in the next film because she’s so outnumbered, maybe by training other force sensitives or picking them off one by one.

I guess having Kylo Ren be this idiot manchild who has AT-ATs fire at one person is a better idea.

Rian’s wife will make that decision for all three of you, thank you.

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TFA shat on the OT by rehashing it while doing everything shittier. Truly TLJ is shitkino by going a step beyond and directly shitting on the OT and everything else Star Wars.

The whole movie was premature deaths and doing nothing at all.

The average star wars fan has a small brain. Rian made an actual film and the only films in the franchise besides Empire and Revenge.

Its a joke at this point. Rey already beat Kylo, and every other scene of Kylo is him sperging out while others look at him with contempt. So now we are to believe he gets the throne no problemo and everyone listens to the autistic kike that loses to a girl?

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Rian is too far up his own asshole. This is a (You) junkie fishing for replies with simple contrarianism.

Nigga, the first three Star Wars movie did an awful job at creating a sense of threat, all because their characters acted very cartoonish, sometimes downright stupid without any explanation, plus these movie had a plenty of shameless conveniences.

The complaints about 'backstory' are ludicrous when the OT was even worse. Kylo Ren was more fleshed out in two movies than Vader in three movies. Obi-Wan? No backstory, died in the first movie. Sidious? The big baddie of the trilogy, zero backstory. Leia's home planet is destroyed in the first 10 minutes. Who cares? We don't even know Leia yet, let alone her family.

And don't even mention the prequels as an argument because they were released 20 years later and, in the case of Sidious, they still failed to explain his motivations.

And here it is, here's the retard nigger shill again with his retard nigger shill argument that's been addressed a thousand times, unable to understand the different nuances, and pretending like a movie that is allegedly the continuation of a decades old established franchise is the same as, a what was a new movie with no expectations in the 1970s.

Are you implying star wars wasn't a mediocre franchise always and now worse?

He's too persistent to be some random faggot I think. He's even following the "turn your brain off>you're too stupid>it was never good" stages of shilling.

Most trolls are mentally deficient people like goons or Holla Forums. The interesting thing about such people is for all their talk about how they do it for entertainment, they are incredibly invested in it and get angry when things don’t go their way.

It could be some idiot who decided Looper or Brick were ‘kino’ so like all film retards he needs to defend the director he has placed as a father figure. I really doubt Disney would bother sending shills here. Most of their efforts would be focused on facebook, twitter, or youtube, although judging by the rotten tomatoes user reviews there are a lot operating there as well.

Confirmed kino there's nothing you can do about it

It takes literally zero effort to pop over here and make a post so I would be willing to bet they do it if only to make their bosses think they're more busy than they actually are.

>and is magically capable of driving a spaceship
kys

Nah, there’s a captcha and there’s scanning the threads and there’s needing to understand chan culture enough to not stick out.

If you look at his latest response, it’s pretty low effort. He just wants (You)s

Does facebook and the like not also have captchas?

Lmao why the fuck was Rian Johnson hired to even film this movie? He has no resume! All he has is some shitty Lopper file which is apparently is his "best work" and 3 ep from Breaking Bad. That's it. What the fuck?

What the fuck?

He has one shitty detective film where a character is called “the pin” (seriously). I would blame cinemaphiles for this. Kennedy’s original plan (besides feminism) was getting young, ‘daring’ directors and my guess is Johnson’s name came up.

Actually reputable directors would be harder to control.

Brick is legit

Who would have been a good director for a star wars film, Holla Forums?

My picks:
Episode VII - Nicholas Meyer
Rogue One - Clint Eastwood
Episode VIII - Jonathan Frakes

This would be good, though to make it stronger you'd want the knights shown in action in the first movie. So their threat can be established then expanded upon. Of course, JJ never fucking planned anything beyond his shitty mysteries so he didn't do that. What a piece of shit.

Lol

Everything you described was multiplied by 10 in this trilogy in size or number, but made shittier.

You need to put up a lot better arguments to defend the story in this trash movie.

That would require good direction and story telling. Something Rian lacks.

He's worse than that.

what the fuck is that title? sheev was sheev or palpatine or at most emperor palpatine. this guy can't just be "snoke"?

well put

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Rian shit all over TFA and Didney's investment tbh.

TLJ is kino.

Snoke is a fan-fiction name. At least Sheev was based on the goddess of destruction Shiva. I have no idea what Snoke means. Hell, he could have been named Scorpius and that would have been better.

That was pretty much it, but backfired, because they were not the best guys for the job.

this, but unironically. especially the ones by rian and jewjew. even PT was not this bad.

Scorpio?

Reminder

Best Star Wars directors
1. Irvin Kershner
2. George Lucas
3. Rian Johnson

Worst Star Wars directors
1. Garreth Edwards
2. JJ Abrams
3. George Lucas

KYS retard.
I'm being completely serious.

As in "as many tropes as possible"?

>3. George Lucas
ftfy

I hope Rian Johnson really uses a vibrator when he writes his scripts.

The Johnson fanboy likes to make lists to fish for (You)s

Wrong. Despite the shitty characters, Rogue One is on par with the OT and the Prequels in terms of cinematography. Each shot is carefully crafted. He had ILM do the 3D scan of every piece of an old model kit of a Star Destroyer so it would be exactly like on the OT.

Without it getting butchered in editing and without the reshoots it could have been kino tbh.

oestrogen is strong.

I agree. The movie could've been way better without the Vader and Leia scenes, also Scarif should've been a war zone (with a Pacific War-type of imagery) once the rebels arrived, not just a couple of explosions.

I have seen Star Destroyers and X-Wings so much over the years I never want to see them again.

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The more this faggot talks about his writing and creative process, the more I hate his bumbling, retarded bullshit. The movie was bad enough just watching it in 40 webms, but knowing that everything about it was painstakingly purposeful, because RJ is such a colossal fuckwit only makes me hate it more.

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Except Obi-wan and then Yoda trained him. One was a fairly memorable scene with Han tipping his space fedora and the other was a significant portion of the second movie.

Stop talking to yourself

just like Lucas
just like Lucas' movies

kys

Actual version:

Best Star Wars Directors
1. George Lucas

Worst Star Wars Directors
1. Everyone else

Just let this shit die instead of getting worse every movie, book, game, and television show.

You're not getting any dopamine rushes from me bub

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I agree, III > V > VIII > IV > II > VI > I > RO > VII

The best ones aren't films though, they're merely movies. Everything else is a joint or a flick.

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Its only the former damage controllers for TFA and their defense of Rey in that shitty film, that are asking for the gey Knights of Ren.

The people who already noticed that NuWars was fail since TFA, don't give a fuck about them. Most of us are just saying "told ya so", simply laughing at how they are now even pissing off people who were stupid enough to be fans of NuWars to begin with, and laughing at the damage control/mental gymnastics toadies like Rian Johnson, is having to do.

Sure he did. Both of them kiss Kennedy's ass, they don't do anything unless she is in agreement, they couldn't care less otherwise.

Man, don't give that shit away for free, make a profit by demanding high energy shitposts.

When the rebels arrived they couldn't tear the place up because they couldn't get through the shield. Only some fighters got through. Their goal wasn't to annihilate the base, it was to get the data and leave. It made sense that it didn't look like a war zone.