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for the record

archive.erin.wtf/animus/res/572181#636411

was the threads choosing squash

i didn't choose him. he made the new board, you went there, i said i'd give squash admin so you could stay here, you agreed.

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Why would you with posts from a single thread as votes to make something so official?
One should get a vote from at least 90% of the people who frequently post for their opinion

How very democratic. Look at all the people that were present.

Just like how you used strawpolls for official votes too but you would only give people an hour to vote so those who weren't on to see either because they were asleep or doing something else got no say
that's real democracy there!

we do have archives you know.

if you wanna make dumb claims, best be willing to go archive trolling to back them up.


cause i was fucking done being admin

wasn't gonna stick around to spend a week running a vote, lol

Conniving, backstabbing, convicts have NO right to claim such.
Bebop, do not get me wrong. I have no issue with you. But with the mandate of your office.
I have said it before, I will re-iterate, if you get elected to admin I will be lardee dar happy slappy.

Also what Goggles said too. Making important decisions like that with such little time knowing who all is there and wants what you do. Very very convenient

Guys guys, my mistake. Erin was actually very democratic. She made the post the people that were present at the time. THat must mean everyone agrees.

But that's against what you believe and want!

Guys guys, Erin said that everyone hates bebop let's get an election going. That's democratic.

Hold the election tomorrow.
Give time for everyone to get the news.
That is fair.

oh no, erin fights for democracy, when at one point she got real mad and did something slightly undemocratic

we should totally not accept democracy now because HYPOCRISY

scum

Bum­­p :)

Hold up, Imma go ask my PM to step down because me and my friends don't like him.

Goggles legit can't read.

Goggles is throwing one hell of a hissy fit. THIS is why he shouldnt have modship in the first place.

*pets Goggles*

Hello Hillary


Didn't Erin originally make him a mod? LOL

yeah you sure proved me wrong erin, that one post where you ask if everyone's okay with Squash. That sure is foundation right there.

no
we definately need mods

this is actually nuts

actual

retard

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I believe that was someone else, could be wrong. But they shouldnt be in power. UNLESS elected there. In that case I will grudgingly grumble.

卐 卍 卐 卍 卐 卍 卐 卍 卐 卍

actual
retard.

are you high?
i was stating goggles shouldnt be mod, not that we DIDNT need mods. Silly.

he was made mod at least 3 times, i know once was chii but i believe he was a mod when she had become admin.

legit retard

again

don't choose

there is no gun to your head

if you want no part of it, then shut up and stop trying to end it just because you don't like it

you literally said 'THIS is why he shouldnt have modship in the first place.'

He shouldnt be mod in my opinion.
Again. My opinion.

Yes, but that doesnt mean that "WE SHOULDNT HAVE MODS" bard stop being a fucking idiot.

don't be such a cunt, thanks

Someone throw this idiot a dictionary and direct them to 'opinion'.

I am saying that you have no base for anything you have said, I am not forcing people to stop.

lol

k, well, have fun screaming into the void then

I wouldnt need to be if you weren't purposefully misconstruing and misreading my statement.

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Show me a smile.

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You are disgusting.

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WOW TRANSPHOBIA IS A HORRIBLE THING
SEE THIS GUYS

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How demure~

so guys.....

how's the weather.......

Oh godddd

😂

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drab

rainy.
bed time?

I want to take tokai and erin out for a cheeky nando's. ♥

hot

you are

I saw a bird catch on fire while it was flying.

...And then the Hunger Games begun...

it's raining a lot?


figure I'll stay awake until I feel like kms


you should go swimming to cool off ^^


liar liar, birds on fire

PLS

Get out.


My swimwear is being washed right not.
Hmn. What're you up doing?

I do believe you talk like that.


that'll be nice

Says the one who doesn't work until the sun is down.

I can't lie, I believe we do speak exactly like that. The TCs ought to have confirmed this.

Like a damn fiddle

de mure~

*snuggles*

did i say something wrong?

Gay.

Something very wrong.

brb shower


It does, but it's great banter

please what?
I'm feeling down lately and haven't been sleeping


I'm watching To Love-Ru Darkness 2nd because momo's hot

also can't sleep
wanna die


I start work at 3pm normally ^^

it was 99 degrees when I got to work

oh come on now, give yourself some credit

lol what?

why's that? if you keep staying up later it'll just get worse..

And it was 102 when I left.

Speaking of. Night.

I think you missed the part where I can't sleep


see ya tracer

I always see you on the insomnia grind post times

evver try to see a doc for it?

i didn't see it! or maybe just that i forgot you mean?

sleepy

how
are
(You)?

g2b
its llaaaaaate

washed out feel all around
How's your day then?

no i dont know how to ask for help

only help others

im cursed


idk
nothing makes sense at 7am


dead inside

please deliver the final blow

I could go for a massage right now
back is murdering me more and more everyday
goodnight

I wanna go asleep 'cause I couldn't last night, but it's work time and I'm bad at faking illnesses or my death.

Goodnight! ♥


Bardo, why do you feel like laundry?
My day is off to a sluggish start, but I will persevere and make it my bitch.


Nooooo. We gotta stay strong!

*pets lovingly*
me too

Been up all night learnin a chet atkins ditty
I hope it turns out nicer for ya eh
maybe some coffee or something to start out

whats up(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I'm sorry about the other day. There's obviously something wrong with me. Don't feel like you did anything. I'm just fucked up.

/out

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Bonsoir

Its hard being Caesar.

I hope we're still friends, because you're fascinating and beautiful and I would miss you.


Luka the Night Owl!


Coffee makes me jittery and light-headed. I can only drink decaf. It's my currrrrse.

Bardo, your dedication to your music is admirable.


Good morning.


Howdy, Doodad!

wew just got back from the gym

Hey! You! Yes! You!

*mwah* ♥

luka the sleepy.
since imma bout to pass out right now.
nini love

I'm bored

aw shucks your gonna make me blush
thanks sabrinu

How was it?


Did you just kitty march me? I did need that! Thanks so much!


Happy nappy! Have a nice dream, then try to remember it and tell me later. ♥

can you hop on steam for a couple of minutes?

so are we cool now(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

You just got Kitty'd!!!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm mod-day drinking

Pretty good. Gonna be sore later tonight.
They painted all the walls tho so I had to air the place out

How are you? :3c

i can't, im on my laptop, you know the drill

uwu okay. well i'm sorry to say but i'm headed to bed in a minute, wish you were here..

bloodchan hello(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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It's been a long enough time that change may have taken place so If by acting better you prove previous thoughts of mine no longer applicable then so be it
or if not whatever

My opinion is one of the least important things here so it shouldn't really matter

holy shit scoots, turns out i can also edit videos in quicktime

this literally could not be less useless, i was so wrong about it

on your bed?

Miracles really do happen

yw bardo :3


I cannot make any judgement until you tell me what you are drinking, Scooz.


How did you handle heavy breathing and paint fumes? I would die! (I'm ok, just sleeeepy.)

we'd cure your boredom real fast

it's important to some
what have you been up to

bloodchan(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

bebop lmao go to bed already(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Fans were on and doors were open. They painted earlier so it wasn't bad at all really

Go to sleeeeeep

please put a bullet in my head

I put a new pickguard on my guitar
that's nice
you?

BAN SCI


Stella Artois.

I really wanted America, but all they had was crappy Budweiser, wtf is budweiser

wonder if i can get mein gott damn diazepam today

Budwiser is watered down piss from drunk people
Stella Artois tho

yeah but youre ruff


bloodchan?

what the heck?

just how you like it~
i suppose i could go easy on you and have you serve me without raising a finger though

Not gonna lie, when I was 15 I used to get budweiser because "lol brand" but then I sooned wised up.

Sorry I just wanted to be cool too

i kinda like buweiser

bud you soon

weised up

can i just say something real quick?
the color of 5:30a is magical. make sure you go see it tomorrow


nicee

well i had a job for a while but then i quit cuz i got bored and it was too far away and i didnt like the commute being so long

i wanna be able to bike to work and burn some CALS, BABY

which i really need to do now since ive been gaining weight fairly steadily in tge time ive been off school

thats how it goes


yeah, bloodchan(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Beer is disgusting

Oooh. Well, glad you got your endorphins flowing! I need to, 'cause my day's just starting so I can't go asleep. Baaah.


Never.


I've never had Stella, actually. It's good stuff?
I wonder if I could send you Shiner in the mail...

Biking is great
good luck finding somewhere close

Ah yeah I always workout before I have to head to work. Least I get a hour nap during lunch

Caffeine is amazing~

SCOOT

MADE ENTIRELY IN QUICKTIME

HOLY SHIT APPLE, HOW DO YOU DO IT

Nice Blue Yeti

you know the crazy good mic?

scoot bought me it ^^

thanks keep it real dude
(or altertnately) ikr keep it real dude

OH WAIT have you seen office space because i just saw that and thought it was really fun check it out


i have an appointment now in 2.5 hours so imma wander around aimlessly a little
seeya!

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Gonna do this today. Might make a folder fort on my desk and snuggle under it!

they are photographs

Thats kawaii af
I just go to the black light area of my work and nap it out for a hour. All that darkness to myself~


Well fuck that's no fun at all

Haven't
Ciao
enjoy the day

hey hoss :3


Yeah its pretty good, bad rep in the UK as "wifebeater" as generally cheapish considering its alc content

see if quicktime can do PIP

playthrough of Dog Petting Simulator TODAY

LIKE A BAWS

OBS is best

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i think i should go back to /lewd/ because you guys are p sick

i think youre mistaking me for someone else haha

Headed to work
Have a good day/night everyone
Hit me up on steam :3c

I go there too though! come on, love, no need to play hard with meyou know i already am

na, no PIP

oh, well, worth a try c:

Enjoy your lunch nap!


Pretty much every generic beer here (Bud, Coors, Miller) is considered "wifebeater" brew. But the real scumbags drink Natty Light!

peace out!

or Pabst blue Ribbon
You know you've got a real piece of shit when you see someone drinking pbr

I'd lick Sabrina's collarbone tbh

classic

goodbye love

Doesnt soto drink natty

Ah, East Texas. *banjo sounds in the distance*


dew wut


Um...awkward. lol
Have you gotten to season 2 yet? Frank is the best. Such a total lowlife.

I only got to ep 5, so imma get on it

we are howling!

but yeah, soto is an irredeemable wife beater so

I never refuse a beer when someone gives it to me, even if it's the shitty cheap kind

I treat my women and alcohol all equally

Good morning, Peoples.

Hee, I can't wait 'til you're further along. :3


Mmm, avocado egg rolls. That sauce they give you for 'em is amazing. Their Hefeweizen's great too.


Hi!

Me either, then I can be in the know.
lucky you
ITS ALL OGRE NOW
i hear danny is a fiend

ellloo

Danny's scumittude brings out the deep-rooted scumittude in everyone else. He's the spark that makes the whole barrel of scum go BOOM!

Porter are the master race tho

Stouts and Wheat beers are pretty nice too


Wow Sabs why don't you just order a Rib eye steak and another hefeweizen
I'm buying ;)

Hulla!
How are you today?


Hey hey~

lolipop

That so sounds like me!!!!

Was brushing my hair but now my mom wants me to buy alcohols.
soo I gotta bee are bee for that first.

I can't drink those really dark beers. I have one sip and feel like I just stuffed my tummy full of Thanksgiving dinner. They taste great though.
Ouch! Special occasion?


Groggy 'cause no sleep, but when the sun comes out soon I'm going to go get some and see if it helps. How are you, dear?


You're Frank and I'm Charlie. :P

Who else is in our rag tag crew of scumbags?
Heh, thats atucally accurate tbf

FUCK THE WELSH

SHEEP SHAGGERS THE LOTTA EM

Dang, this will be tough. There are so many interesting people around here and only three more characters to assign!

Fuck across the street! There's only one side-a da street!

O-okay.
Stay safe!


Just waking up, so I'm kind of bleh.
I might play something later, or end up
heading to the bank, and grab a coffee.

Pick your 3 other faves :PPPPP
HEY! ARE YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET?!

Yeah, they're pretty heavy. They're nice to drink and relax to not getting drunk off of

Mothers Day
Took grandma and my sis to bjs

But I'll forget someone and might hurt feelings! >__<
But ok, um...
Let's say Loco is Sweet Dee because he can often be the voice of reason, but is still down to help with fun schemes and scams.

And let's saaaaaaay...Soto is Dennis. lol

I'm not sure how Mac would be.


Go to a bank that offers free coffee and BAM! Two birds, one stone!


That was sweet of you. You're an ol' softy, Soto.
And lol at that BJ's looking exactly like the one here. I guess they just build them all to the same exact specifications. Even the painting of the Commie guy harvesting wheat in the background is the same.

I have gotten wine. This could go either way now.

D-does such a thing exist!?

In evil America, free coffee is paid for by the reposession of poor people's homes.

doctors phone line is down so i had to walk there to order my scripts :s

Mhm. My bank has a lil' table where you can get a lil' cup of joe or a lil' bottle of water.


Where's my bailout?!

Oh, don't worry dumplin;, i gotcha "bail out" right here

That sounds amazing.
Too bad my bank, or at least m,y branch, doesn't do that.

You're like the fucking 6th poster to tell me that lol

Yeah, it isn't too bad, my grandma really likes it since its food isn't too bad and the bar is pretty legit too

Oh I see how it is


There's free coffee at my work

You're the charismatic ladies man who sometimes says stuff about licking a girl's collarbone. lol


Does your bank give out little toys to the kiddos or biscuits to the doggos?

Mine doesn't do the former anymore because people are too dumb to watch their kids and not let them choke, but they do send doggy treats through the tube.

That is work though.

Does soto go to abortion rallies to nail?

Wow Sabs so much for going to AX with me this year


Wait, that's not what you do at abortion rallies?

N-no...
but coffee shops usually give... I guess you call them doughnut holes?, to dogs.
At least they have ever since I was a kid, they might have changed in the years I haven't worked there.

APPARENTLY not. acording to squares

;___;
Would you rather be Mac? You could wear a cool duster, and since I'm Charlie, we could huff glue together.


Cute!

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I'll take that one though, Im like that guy that sorta knows whats going on for the most part but goes along with the stupid shit for the funsies


Wow, I need to wikipedia this shit

No, no, no, something's happening. Hold on, something's...nevermind.


Aw, yeah! Plus you can play both sides!

Now we gotta decide who's Dennis.

Who is dennis?

lmao the blood handshake shit was so lulz

Was that the one where Frank kept losing all his blood lmao?

I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name.

the is a place in wales called;

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

Why do you wanna kill yourself scoot

ha

Mommy said

prease undastandr

SHEEP SHAGGERS PLEASE LEAVE

Who was it who also read tomo-chan wa onnanoko?

Also rip england

I was interested in a welsh girl once.
She always jokes about having eyes for a shoop down the road.

Why mommy make u sad

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

no tendies

this is just sad

Sterling should be fucking shot
scummy fucker cant even kick a ball
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tfw on vacation and no mommy for a week now

Cries

AND ROBBIE SAVAGE CAN FUCKING HANG HIMSELF.

Yeah! They take that huge bucket of blood to the doctor for a blood test! lol

You'll be back soon

Play nice

Week and a half
Times been moving super slowly
It's weird

WHY'S EVERYONE AFTER ME TODAY

Kinda wanna open a bar with Sabrina and Soto and see what shenanigans we can get up to.

It's Always Sunny in Brixton

You're popular!


I feel like it'd be a lot like here. We'd mostly argue about stuff.

Brixton is fucking grim.


It would be full of laughs and tears... we could make it a bar/stripjoint!

The only way to make it...is to shake it.

I don't bloody well think shariah allows it

Also that's the joke

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Woo! Tiddies and 40s! How else are our locals girls and guys gonna earn their college money


kek a la kek

Subtle I just saw the first ep of Netoge but in english dub and dont know whether or not to show my lil bro the dub or sub version

taskete

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*hug*
protect me from activity


nah m8 you can't do that.
that's illegal

VARDY YOU FUCKING HEROINA DDICT BEAUTY

JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING AS PARTY, BRING THE VODKA AND THE CHARLIE

Tell them that you have a Canadian waifu you have to make faces with, duh.


But does Jamie have a gun?

ISNT THAT JENNY?

Pardon my ignorance, but is the Labour party one that supports multi-culturalism and whatnot, similar to the U.S.'s Democratic party?

That's a legit reason.
but I still gotta go in 10..

Its the traditional working class party, before blair raped it.

erm, so yes.

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Que?


Booo.
Damn people interfering with our hikikomori NEET love lives.

HE IS A WAR CRIMINAL

Ah. 'Cause the British Humanist Association issued a statement saying the attacker yelled, "Britain first". I'm guessing that means "real" Britons (e.g., "white").

BUT THEY ARE JUST FUCKING RACIST FACISTS

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Hence their name "Britain First" ie WHITE britain because grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mmwhh.. time to cycle
cya


I knoow.. I'll return to you soon though.


the bush of britain

Take your time, love!
Don't rush for my sake, and enjoy your day!

Come on Rashford you sexy bastard

Labour mps are hated right now because something like 50% of labour voters want out while only 10/200 of their mps have said that's what they support

I'd say that has something to do with it

Also its a civil war in the party due to the split between old school labour and blairite labour.
Fuck the blairites.

Of the EU?

Kinda sounds like some Trump supporters I know. It seems every other sentence out of their mouths begins, "I'm not trying to sound racist, but...", followed by something wildly ignorant and xenophobic.

One of my co-workers' parents are from Pakistan. He claims Islamic heritage, but isn't super serious about it. He tells me a lot of Muslims overseas want to move to the West to get away from the chaos in their homelands, but they fear that Westerners hate all Muslims, which some of the restless youth take to heart and become radicalized. It's hard to convey they idea that you don't care what someone's religion is as long as they keep it to themselves when you have a candidate talking about blocking any and all Islamic immigrants.

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STURRIDGE YOU FUCKER

FUCK OFF YOU SHEEP SHAGGERS

:)

Yeah, its a difficult situation. Especially when so many people here are just igmorant. Literally ignorant.
Like when you have a slightyl intellectual convo about it and say "well, if you were in their shoes what would you do" they realise.
I feel sorry for those people fleeing conflict. Heh, unpopular opinion, immigration doesnt phase me. Theres room, let em in.

yes.

Labour party is largely Billy Elliot miners &co. The kind of people that get fucked over by their council giving housing to refugees.

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You sound like one of them UKIP sons a bitches.

In fairness i'm an immigrant who doesn't pay taxes

feels good to be white

I haven't seen the dub but dubs are shit so show him the sub

Fucking immigrant come share a tasty meal while I recant the history of our great isle

Are people being forced out of their homes? Or maybe property values are going down? Crime rate going up?

(Not being sarcastic. I worry it reads that way, but I know there are several sides to a story and wonder how the refugee housing is affecting people.)


What I love about Texans bitching about immigration is that they're so fearful of Muslim immigrants "taking over our culture" (whatever that means), but then whine about Hispanics who mostly keep to themselves and don't bother people.

Our produces prices would skyrocket without immigrant labor, and honestly...if an illegal with a 6th grade education who can't speak English can just wander across the border and take your job, you made some bad life choices and need to go to night school and get a Bachelor's degree.

Plus Hispanic immigrants bring tasty food from south of the border. :3

Its also ironic, given that Texas was white american settlers basically usurping the Mexicans in the way they fear muslims doing it.
Also isnt that latter bit a stanhope joke :P

BOO YOU ARE ADOPTED! xD

better kill myself

That fucking moment

fucking lol

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Nonsense!


I love Texas, but damn we're funny.

TEXANS ARE FUCKING EXTREMIST WHITE IMMIGRANT CUNTS.

there I said it.

That said, it was a section I was amused by from my audiobooks. The expansion of the frontiers.

Dude, Im literally watching the english sub and dub almost at the same time

So fucking lulz

I just decided to check out more seasonal anime so I can know more weebs at AX and take more pics and stuff

D-Dont get the wrong idea

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Name a time and a place and y'all can ride first class to poundtown

When you're in the middle of writing a post and accidentally restart for windows updates


England has a socialised housing system that gives free or subsidised (?) housing to people that need it. Being a member of the EU means the UK has to house a certain number of refugees, so you can be an old lady who's been on the waiting list for years and get bumped down by the council allotting housing to syrians.

I'm a dirty pro-stay refugee hugger but it's important to get where people are coming from.

I think I'm getting the absolute right idea

Its not really free housing when you have to pay rent and rates.

There was so much

Ewwwww

Message me.

yeah but if you're on benefits you aren't really paying for anything are you

Agreed. If what you've said is accurate, then it doesn't seem unreasonable to demand policy reform. It puts both those on a waiting list and those seeking refuge in a tough spot - one party because they could get unfairly bumped, and the other because they get priority and so move into a new place with a target on their back.


I guess I should have known better!

i-i was a good dog and cleaned up the mess too..

woof !

What a pervert

That is sort of true. Glorious socialist republic of Britain. I was going to type some other stuff, but that doesnt work out. So. Brown skinned cuties.


Probably. You ought to be aware of the kind of weirdo you are chatting to.

Yeah. And like any real problem it's just a lightning rod for everything else. Le hurrdurr terrorists steeling our beams etc.

Man I had good ol Holla Forums flashbacks from the dude with jizz bottles when Netoge was talking about peeing in plastic bottles

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Sometimes I wonder if we really are nearing the time of a post-scarcity society. I can only imagine the transition being a nightmare, especially for the poor, who you'd think would stand to benefit the most.


Sometimes we have such lovely conversations that I forget you're a filthy, incorrigible pervert. ♥


Same happens here. One illegal immigrant murders someone and it's time to stop all immigration completely. (But only if they kill a natural-born or naturalized citizen. If they kill another dirty illegal, no story there.)

THE FUKKEN IMMIGRANTS ARE TEKKEN MUH JERBS

Then your jerb sucks and you should thank them!

XD

Don't be so mean after sharing such an intimate moment !

I would like to think it is one of my redeeming features. Kinda like a box of chocolates... You dont know what kind of conversation is going to get

The mystery.


True that. I went on a 20 minute rage fuelled rant at someone who vaguely said something semi-racist in regards to the brexit issue.
I went full SJW ham. I was sort of surprised with myself.

it's been a long time

You're going along with it

Not shared and not intimate

You never go full SJW.

Rapist.

Damn it, you're rubbing off on me!


Monica! Hi!

I love you

It wouldnt be the first time

XD

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The really sad thing is that you can't weed out the confirmation bias cycle until the people that feed it just up and die. And by the time all the people that grew up on racism are dead or insignificant we'll be the ignorant pieces of shit that shout about whatever the 2050 equivalent of mexican immigrants is.

Although having said that trump and anti-ISIS is the hip new meme so who knows. Maybe it never ends.

I cant help myself. I am a m-monster.

as an indonesian people, my mom has never cooked spaghetti, we decided to try it tomorrow

any tips?

GOD DAMN MARTIANS
COMING HERE
TAKING OUR CYBER JOBS

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I'm a degenerate

A blunt, 2 cups of coffee, 3 shots of Bacardi, 2 beers, and half a bottle of Sayuri Nigori Sake (which was gross btw) is enough to make me smile

dem fucking moon people with their slender ass limbs

Coming down here in their fucking space pods because their shitty fucking planetoid wasn't made to sustain life

it's a fucking disgrace. put up a fucking blockade.

hello, rin

and they dont even speak our damn language
FUCKING MOON RUNES

Those fucking clangers tbh

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Clangers and craterbacks

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Cuuute! I would recommend using fresh tomatoes for the sauce, and sprinkle in a little grated Parmesan cheese! Yum!


I think this may be the case. We'll fight about anythin'.


It's ok. I still love you.


Expecting us to cash their checks!

I'd clang you tbh

Just promise..... never to marry a clanger.....

I'd get faded with Sabs and Subtle and have a threesome with them to this song tbh

everyone has failed to satisfy my lust


i'm glad i came home sooner, any longer than this and i'd be drenched in rain


i should be ashamed of myself and we are planning to use ready-to-use bolognaise sauce

is that how it's spelled? bolognise naise

we're just going to add onion and meat

Demigods are hard to please

You don't even know what colour a clanger is bakayaro

Dem pink clangers, pinker than a slick pussy

hopefully the machines kill us all and replace us with their better society.

Got to love that rain.

Your faggot ass totally watched Free, didnt you?
And your excuse is cause KyoAni made it

lmao what a fag

I actually kind of like the rain..
It's not uncommon for me to take walks in it.

Bolognese sauce? Try to find a low-sodium one, 'cause a lot of companies load it up with so much salt that you can't taste the 'maters.

I knooooooooow. If we could set aside our bullshit, we could be exploring the cosmos in no time!

I had to Google that. They're adorable little piggy ant eaters and I will marry one.


I wonder how AI machines will view us. Then again, maybe we'll achieve singularity and not have to worry about it so much.

That picture wasn't even Free

But yes, I watched it on holiday last year

especially with self healing body gives them always fresh, juicy, firm insides


multiple times risk of tire failures


am i the only one who dont quite like rain when driving

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oops..

i guess i'll go back to store, brb

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I slept up till this point because it's raining.

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu they are moochers and dont even pay their own way!!!!!
Dirty mxed clanger babies ;~;

SUBTLE DOESNT THIS JUST HIT YOUR FEELS?

Youtube is totally fucking with me today by playing old anime op/ed songs that I had completely forgotten

No of course I never watched Inuyasha, you know this

I can't really see it any other way than them seeing us as animals. But the funny thing about AI is that it has to be designed, so how the superintelligent AI that goes nuts is hardwired would basically decide the outcome of the entirety of everything. People talk about it like it's sci fi but machine learning has made such insane strides in the past decade that we aren't very far off from the point of making a general AI that's smarter than us and kickstarting the singularity. And if the base of it is fucked in even the slightest way, you get an omnipotent god that wants to kill everything or tear apart the world to make a dyson sphere for calculating the most efficient way to organise WalMart warehouses. There's no regulation or safety in the field because it's silly to think about but there really fucking should be.

#muh sci fi rants

Oh, heavens, when driving is a different situation altogether.

have a nice picture i took today

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Dick Institute

That's where all of animus goes to study, yes?

i would assume so yes

Is it safe now please?

Also that guy just jaywalking there, he don't give no fucks.

Ummmm...what?


I love 'em! Even when they're so on-point and scary.


So cute though! Nyeeeeh! I wanna squish 'em!


Aw, I'm sorry. I bet you could add a couple of fresh tomatoes to balance it out.

WOW

Subtle pls, you dont understand how much this ending song means to me tho

I listened to this song since middle school

and currently still do listen to it often

Its like the anthem to my childhood and reminds me of when I was a innocent/pure awkward acne ridden weeaboo outcast

FUCKING 13 YEARS AGO SUBTLE

THIRTEEN!

jaywalking isn't a thing here, we are trusted to cross roads as we see fit without getting run over


yeah i don't even know

Squish their little nose clangholes

I even know the lyrics to that shit

I got invited to a wedding for an opportunity to wear a fancy dress .///.

awww, congrats c:

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I'll be with you, be with you
tada
koko ni iru kara
So, come my way

I'm scared. lol


Go away, weeb.

Hope it was worth it

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You can do it here too with no problem, but the central is too damn busy for that.

I've come to realize that I don't know how to be mean unless it's unintentional. *sigh*

What's fun to think about is how far advanced technology will be when you're 70. In all probability we'll have worked out how to do chromosome replacements, intracellular and extracellular cleaning, and full body prostheses. Like the chances of us overcoming aging before we die is pretty high and we should stop worrying about making something of our lives because we're probably going to live forever.

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I've always figured that our generation will be the last generation to die.

That our children or grandchildren will be immortal, and we would have missed the cut-off point.

t

not if you eat your veggies.

90s kids feels in a nutshell :/

Then the question becomes...

Elma, if we could live forever
Would you want to see eternity with me?
.///.

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Nervous about being around so many people? It just means you gotta wear the cutest dress. :3

WOW 8CH

WOPW

That's not the problem, but the problem of staying

Does singularity mean fucking my sex robot will be recoginized as socially acceptable?

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Thats what I get when I try to reply to elma and subtle

You'll be your own sex robot, so you'll basically be fucking yourself.


Nice!

Nope.

Even if you live a perfectly healthy life for as long as you can, keeping your body strong, sacrificing every free minute to prolonging your existence, we KNOW in the future there will be medical procedures that make all our modern hardships seem trivial.

We ARE living in the best time of human civilization ever.
Just hard to appreciate when you know your undeserving offspring will get it better.

no, they dont have it

Ello
did I miss any admin drama?

Whadda ya mean?

no, if my sex robot gets a singularity

see

I wouldn't want to live forever.


I'm just afraid somebody will make a scene and call me out and be a bitch and the whole day will be ruined.


DON'T EVEN

I mean, hell, living forever could be fun, but what fun is there if you're decaying slowly tied into a chair with systems keeping you alive?
Getting that wh40k-esque god emperor vibe from it.


?

Admin and mod elections coming up soon

Acceptable, yes.
Socially acceptable? Not for now.

WE ARE HAVING MOD AND ADMIN ELECTIONS SOON

Goddamnit guys

Seriously, we need legitimately elected mods and admins
NO MORE SECRET DEALS
LIBERTY AND FREEDOM

Welp, if for some reason you need me, text me.

Toodles.

Almost every human ever known has died before the advent of the Internet.

Eventually it'll be that almost every human known would have died before the advent of X, where X changes the human condition and meaning of life forever.

There is some comfort in knowing that all of you will be dead, too.

Soon. Then all i would need is to find someone to become singularity with my sex bot
damn
its a fail

what

I think it would be nice to live forever

like, find a nice cliff somewhere, spend eternity carving something into it

Would be a comfy life. i could make immortal animal friends too. read some books. what's not to like.

Truth is I ignored like 4 girls in my HS who were pretty weeb/nerdy yet knew excatly what they were talking about most of the time but never associated myself with them since my clique was way different from theirs and I was sorta considered a normie in junior/senior year

2 of them had really good tastes, and were sorta cute too but I cared too much about my reputation

I kinda regret it yet don't since being a normie was such a good feel in HS

Why would I want to live forever when I want to kill myself?

BEBOP HAS SEEN SENSE. FAIR AND FREE ELECTIONS SOON

so don't have kids you spiteful bastard

Oh, okay.

Shut the fuck up

You're the one who started talkin' about the moddrama tho.
Dunno why there IS moddrama, and I probably don't want to.

I'm not even talking to you
Scoots has been just flat out lying about shit and that shit just does not fly

Lucky me, put me as admin.

Why cant I be a mod?

Rin, Subtle, Sabs and Grim would vote for me

nO. ITS HAPPENING. YOU CANT STOP IT

Erin is drafting up the election script as we speak

I'd vote Soto.

Unironically, even.


Sorry for interupting

I guess you'd have to get her/his/its consent?


Well now I want to go with you so I can punch a bitch if she steps to my gurl.


Hm. When you put it that way...
I'm still on the fence, personally.

Show me where I am lying you fucking hairy twat.

I came here for drama, come on children show me where it is.

it's happening grim.

got bebop to agree to stand down if he doesn't win.

That is the crix of the problem.
Forever alone.

Because you would ban niggas for no reason

and then forget to unban them

like what HAL did

crux*

*boop*

hallo

shteem

goggles got INSANELY mad about it.

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those are the common arguments.

Not saying I'd want my own children to have to die if they could live forever... but y'know?
We'd be the most unfortunate batch of humans ever. The last people to ever have to die.
It's probably not healthy to loath my hypothetical immortal spawn.

but I loath them already.

Geez golly how stupid is this place.

[subscribes to podcast]

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Soto would ban me for not posting dick.
Then ban me anyway if I did post dick.
Why should I vote Soto?

I'm voting Erin.

I don't want to die tbh

Effective immortality =/= god immortality. you can still kill yourself no matter what you do.

And there's no reason to think you'll have a lower iq. that's dumb. nanobots. anything kids can do you can do. Just need to let go of your antiquated idea of self.