*warps space time torus*

*warps space time torus*
*opens wormhole between two points*
*walks through with ease*

yay i've teleported!

Other urls found in this thread:

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tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJQlg0NUFoZmNLdVU
youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
nido.org/s/src/nido.org_1449341639378_n.webm
vocaroo.com/i/s1KePysO6V5G
vocaroo.com/i/s0mCa5ahcoZX
vocaroo.com/i/s0qXIMHSeJZW
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

bump

You're rating is going down.

I never thought you wanted in on this.

I'll forgive you

Just kill yourself already, you fat fucking autist.

don't see how... but okay!


s-sorry, I'll be quiet now...

Thats the smartest thing you've said all night.

Ah, that's not bad I guess. Will this be your first jorb?


tsk tsk.


solo un poco. Yo hablo con los mexicanos en el trabajo para ... fun ~ ;3

Mostly stuff that has to do with the food though lol

"ESPECIAL HAMBURGUESA CON PAPAS FRITAS! NUMERO DE ORDEN VIENTE TRES AYAYAYAY!" etc lol

Too soon for that. I'd like to meet him first lol

...

Yup, pretty much!

it's like you don't love mommy's credit card

Does he talk in jiggaboo speak or use like, actual English?

Wow, I got a post all to myself and it was a heart

You're coming off as one of those entitled millennial kiddos.


No, no. He's very well spoken.

I am a millennial kiddo! At least I think I am, I'm not sure how the generations work...
I think it's just cause my mom doesn't want to deal with me so she just goes "okay here's money don't bother me"

Are you okay, Yanyan? You seem down. Maybe you let your gaming get to you too much x_x

Or perhaps you're utilizing palpable sarcasm. I can't tell what's going on here.


I see...

Well if you work your ass off to get what you want, yes it's harder but you'll appreciate it more. *shrugs* Just my 2 cents. That's what I had to do anyway, and it's not like my parents couldn't afford nice things for us.

Wait, do you not need the "yo" with the conjugation?

Boo? halp!

I-I'm okay, I'm not being sarcastic or anything.

I'm definitely not nervous or vaguely confused either.

Oh I want to show you something Erin sent me

Nervous for what???

TOKIO TOMAREHHHHHHHHHHH

Hm... I do appreciate this cabinet I made more than other cabinets.
But still, I'm not going to get a car with just a part time job. Plus my dad makes a fuck ton and has 3 fucking cars for some reason. It's not brand new or anything though, I think it's a 2005 Civic.

im playing dotes with the thread slut welms
i will critique ur spanish in a bit

Hondas are fun, that's what I just got. 98 though. Even with the few things I need to put into it, I got it for a steal from a coworker.


Okies^^

...Get on steam

Oh. one sec

That's not so bad then.
glhf

inb4 erin lopped off her dick and mailed it to yan

...

buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-abstract-image-test-will-determine-your-dominant-personality-trait/165/

DO IT YOU BITCH

...

...

inb4 Grim shoots up the club Nezi actually works at

...

Courage

...

buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-ancient-tibetan-personality-test-can-define-your-core-values/822/

...

...

...

You don't even have the courage to leave your fucking house.

smoking
not even once

...

sorry had to take a shower and get food

just tired from work x.x

Grim-senpai!

Bullshit.

twice?

Tell him to fuck off.

Shh.
Let Grim be Cato's rockdaddy.

also bullshit

stealing this


I thought the cookiecutter was courage

it is

oh I have dumplings in the fryer

brb

Pay me

That's no fun!

I just like the color blue, so I think it thought I was smart.

I got leftover chicken tenders from work. Suck it, Grim. Free food is best food. 'Specially with Sweet n' Sour sauce ^~^

Is there actually a correlation between intelligence and favorite colors?

dafuq?

...

I made krabby patties though
(they were just crabcake sandwiches)

No.

My favorite color is black, like my preference for car s

smartest people are green
honestly

tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

stolen


yum


idunno but I've always had an affinity for crimson and jet
inb4 edgy

...

...

It peaked at over 800 in 2008, too

YUH dude.

Ah, I thought not.


Are you just saying that because you know that's one of my faves?


*shrugs*

Iunno. I feel like favorite colors change based on context.

Maybe, maybe not.

Stop flossing?

How vague.

you are overdoing it my dude

it depends on the person!

I'm already bored here

why did ya'll have to get more boring?

...

Stop shoving rocks down your dick hole and maybe you'll find more mundane things less boring.

...

But if I did that, I'd start coming around here more

What's this about me being permabanned?

Its because we "don't like you"

YOU ARE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF


?

oh, that's a good one
why have I not been banned yet?

ayyyyyy

That's not a very good reason. Wasn't /aneki/ abandoned over the same exact shit?


Looked up my name using the search function, apparently people got the impression I was permabanned from here.

I just moved to my new apartment, been out of commission for like a week!

...

...

What people?


The damage has already been done.

OH NO

that is okay

See:


Was wondering what this was about!
For the record, I didn't go after anyone. People were talking shit, I came in and gave back.

Best retorts were that I should kill myself, etc.

well technically remember how i said im psychic and can do that?
i technically COULD but green is my favorite color was the true motivation

I got a new pickguard for my guitar and Mis Hermanos just got done whipping up some fresh flour tortillas
tonight is greeat
how are you dudes

*~* EXCELLENT *~*

Your teeth are going to fall out now.


So bloodchan and scoots who are known trolls - and Amy, who doesn't even come here.

They don't count. At all.

...

no they aren't

Have a nice night, threaders~

the first thing i did when i encountered you was take some pictures at my photo shoot booth .////.


Then i introduced myself :3

Holy fuck I remember that!

They don't count as "people"? lol.
I just skimmed through and saw the conversation, no idea if it was actually a thing or not.

Anyway, how are you doing tonight, Grim?


You too

Then what happened?

you ascended to the heavens above of course

These pictures are really creepy looking.

I hung them up in my bathrom .////.

baba welma


JUST WATCH


Give it a few months.


Well they are people. But BC mainly loves to warp and convolute the truth, even go as far as to flat out lie to people.
So, in essence, no.

I could be cooler.

Bardo, has sims Grim done anything of note yet?

uhhhhhh

i'm okay with how things are

wait no welms

fuck you

i think i will drop in and check
he's definately the most mysterious
He always seems tired and worn out and I see him walking around at all a hours of the night
he's not really at the mansion much but I dont ever encounter him out on the town

ya idk if this is ironic or not

I did remove you

no fuck YOU!!!

I HATE THREAD MIGRANTS

Look at this gif I found all by myself.

i know you like to take your thread jokes awkwardly too far

We need to build a wall

evenin roodypoos

...

Wats good candy ass ?

aww yee

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A GREAT WALL

AND ALICE IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT

...

wats your choice tonight?

Oh yeah, I mean you don't have to convince me. I've known BC for years.

Also Grim you already are eh pretty cool guy


Nah it's just full of aussies right now.

Thank god it says harambe

i's not a FUCKING joke

why guinness of course. I bought a case

oh it is ironic
gotcha
tell me when the jokes over

i had a lotta fun that game

bard stop posting tomoko you're making me want to masturbate again

aw gross man
Beer
YUCK
Whats the occasion?

what about this FISH SLUT

its Wednesday night...

lmao


I dunno Kermy.
When you say you've known them for this much time, there's only so much you can learn about a person on the internet.

I meant tempwise. Gonna turn on my fan now, lul

I'm getting the LIT af cat

I feel you there my dude

same

A flying grass type has a lot of use though

...

Long enough to know that someone is a liar.

Should probably be a little uncomfortable that we reside in the same state.

for personal sanity sake

literally nothing

it actually pissed me off so much add me back whenever

I guess obviously we find grim
In the kitchen :v]

NY is a big place.

I live in the same city as them.

I am hungry my dude
what's cookin

bakayaro...

Sama my best friend irl bought a flying v recently
it's very beautiful

im not adding u back
thats a joke

but i wasnt pissed off at all
my heart races like im on a rollercoaster whenever i make big slams

well that was nice of him... you like it i gather

the game was so fucking easy and we threw im mad

"actually i'm fucking dead"

Grilled cheese pls
Sims 4 doesnt track stats or relationships or anything when you arentt activeley living as a household sadlly so I'm missing alot of what I was interestted in learning originaly from these guys


I am a little on the fence about it, it has its ups and downs, but I'm really glad that he has a good guitar to play on now.. When I had my strat I let him borrow it but I got the GAS and traded it away for my acoustic so I hd too keep it with me and he was stuck using a yamaha starter acoustic for the longest time

kids got real talent

it was just an unfortunate occurrence
we were better than them
was fun

losuing isn't fun

shut UP

Same city as Alice too.
Anyway, I'm gonna pass out!

You have yourself a good night, Grim.

gay noises


:/
anyway to fix?

i dont like the body shape of em personally... its good he has something playable now. does he have anything recorded?

Record Desu's "gay noises" and dub them over gay porn.

not if it was fun
obviously winning is better
but i still got to make a ton of huge slams that made the game great

Yo. Realtalk, I get bad vibes from Alice.
Night tho.

Do not

looking at the dotabuff makes me even more salty

dont look at it then??????

samchan, i need the address to your archive again, pleaaaseeee

goodnight

It's kind of funny how the girl is decent but her brother looks like Scoots or an Oompa Loompa.

jesus you are so god awful at conversation

sadly not that I know
but there might be a mod or something so If I come across that will be badass
Also he may have a kid because I found out rececntly that you cant bring a nother si into the maxed hosuehold
however you can have a child iin another household
so theres that ;o


hahaha oh my god man it is so weird trying to hold it
it just like slides down your leg
I had to crook the v against like my thigh to hold it still
but damn
that big old unobstructed neck
like a stretch limo
I dont think he has had a chance to record anything, he desnt have much like that
Hes pretty good though, he can play that portrait of trac by jaco pastorious all the way throughj, knows all his majors and minors and 7ths and 6ths and his scales

thats hilarious

did you get safari? lol

ill have to upload again... so

hi user!

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

sorry if i don't respond much im playing FPS and drinking cola

thats cool man...


soup.... im getting hammered

nono i need to read the not archive ones, there are pictures and i'm not done with them yet!

toight
I can't drink so uh...
What uh... what are you drinking?

...

well now you tell me about something : )

give me a few ill get the first couple up...


guinness

hes a chubby lil boy

you're a lifesaver samchan

aside from boozing and loading some archives for manchan plus talking to you I got nothing

whats the difference

ahhhh
cooooool
is that uh... is that nice?

ill go leave ya to your night old boy dontget too hungover

si, megusta mucho

heh dont scamper off on my account... see ya batr

Coooool cooooool duuuude
So uh... why're ya gettin drunk?

personal sanity...

I'm ranking now
archives have I made a huge mistake

heres the first 20 manchan... unless you were after something specific.
drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJQlg0NUFoZmNLdVU

ah
sad
Well, tomorrow I'm getting an application for a job at an old folks place, I'm going to either wash dishes or serve crazy old people.

a rock bottom job for a rock bottom poster

a good friend of mine used to work in a place like that
I hope you can enjoy it And I hope they can enjoy you

wait wait... YOU are going to help the elderly?

hes just gonna molest someones grampa :/

hi boo


Eh, I kinda just want to see what the old people say.
Plus I need money to buy games and then not play them.

dick

hey !

what are you guys up to tonight

come on it's wednesday night let's partyyyyy

nah i fucking hate old people
I just want to hear what kinda weird shit they say, there are 2 sides of the place, one deals with regular old folk and the other deals with weirdos that say degenerate and sexual shit to young workers
should be fun


penis


why are you being so mean dude?

lets do shots!

well you did tell me you were into older men so I assumed things...

idk
you make me upset

shots! shots! shots shots shots shots! shots! shots! shots shots shots!

unst unst unst unst

same

Not that kinda older! I meant like... Up to 40! That's as high as I would go!


What do I do that's upsetting to you?

...

just about everything

40s the limit huh/

kinda like that one ride at the amusement park...
"you must be at least this old to ride"


...that sounded funnier in my head

party party party party dance dance dance dance!

youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

Weird. Lots of people seem to enjoy me! Not sure what the major malfunction is with you dude.
Do you just not enjoy how I talk, what I talk about, or how I converse with people by asking too many questions?


Yup, the strict limit. 41 is a no fly zone for my butthole.

I'm sure it did.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
DANCE?

I dated a 46 year old when I was 22... I think my personal cap is closer to 55

ok baka
same

...

Oh?
Seriously?
55 seems kinda old... Plus my parents are that age so it just feels weird.


You didn't answer my question...


punching you in the fucking nose three times

thats so cute

well... im also older than you

Oh? How old are you exactly?

this will be all for now ^^

weve been over this already...


ill leave this up for a couple days :)

No we haven't!
C'mon user, are you embarrassed about it or somethin?

what do you look like anyway

Try it

noooo zip it so i can download all of it with ease

literaly 2 days ago we had this discussion you and I...

ruggedly handsome

no manchan... the file sizes get too large for a single upload to my drive

fuck vegetables

...

let's see the pic

alright i'll download through alice14 for now

i forgot already, sorry
22?


fuck vegetables, yeah

nah... not drunk enough to camwhore yet


nope


its cool, theres no rush. but thats just the first 20 of about 600 or so

omg

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell meeeeeeeeeee
pleeeease

fine...

...

jesus

Die hard or die young

...

...

fuck

who is this

/10 ?

me, its me... dammit

...

...

stop this

8/10

...

...

...

The beast awakens.
Strangle your hope.
There is no escape.
Hail Stan.

...

ill take it

Haven't you always?

yes...

I hope by "it" you meant "me"

me irl

im sure that what scoots think i think he means... or something

you guys like hip hop music?

...

well memed

jesus
i look like such a fucking kid compared to you

me irl

What would you rate me out of ten?

nice

what
hey can i call you daddy from now on


watching tyler the creators fashion show right now

so no i like white people hip hop

no doubt


2/6

...

user sama

LMAO

lol it true.. ive also gotten seth green

Ohoh its funny because its not out of ten ohoh

...

wew
Alright then, Daddy.
I guess I'll call you that from now on~

...

I thikn you're pretty attractive for an adult tbh


HA


Please enjoy this hip hop track tonight : )

thats right, im hilarious...

papito is fine too

This seems an odd comment.

...

...

...

Now you just make me feel bad.

Shalom.

right? arent we all adults here? except Baka

...

I read the "for an adult" with more empasis... as in

"Oh well, you are attractive... for an adult"

Implying adults arent usually attractive.

for what lol

the fuck is this? Cloud rap?
I said hip hop, nigga.


hnnn, yes
so you're like... over 25, right?

that head of yours it just keeps on humming all the time dont it?


si

The modern wave of instrumental Hip hop is my favorite musical movement in the past 20 years
Clams Casino is KILLING the game

argh.... i hate that camper reaper that got behind whole team and focused me all the time :(

I knowm Baka is from /lewd/, but are they like... the new Desu.
I don't think we need a new desu.
A distressing time.


It is. Its a curse. No "off" button.

I know the feel...

agreed
he sucks

30?


Fuck are you talkin about? What the fuck is so bad about me asshole?


I see. Well, what else is there?

I don't know

ethanol.webm
nido.org/s/src/nido.org_1449341639378_n.webm

they're slightly better than desu

The feel too real.


Well. I don't know if they suck. But they seem to give a similar vibe.


Sssssh. Don't worry 'boud it.

FAKE

no way
desu's way better

Is that not the default for ANY newb?

nein


oh... ok then


real deal holyfield

But Desu is of age.

Nah nah nah, it's about me, so I'm going to fuckin worry all I want.
I don't see what's wrong with Desu and I don't see the problem people have with me.

shes so fucking cute
i was in love

well
aside from Clams Casino and XXYYXX, Theres's Flume puttting out sort that vibey stuff

Dj Shadow is going to drop his new album this year, he's got some tracks out!
He's got Run the Jewels as a guest too so that's fucking amazing
althoguh I'm getting kind of RTJ'd out

who are some artists or astyle sof stuff you're into?

means L I T E R A L L Y nothing

and does nothing but shitpost and make gay noises

Fappening.

GAY NOISES

Yeah, so explain to me what is so bad about him, as I clearly can't figure it out myself.

I like gay noises though.

Jurassic world really isnt that bad guys

whyd everyone hate on it...

Protip - Don't model yourself after Desu.
Its a terrible thing to be.
I am not going to say anymore on the subject. Good day.

thats sthuper

Prudes and Judes

the lisp is reel

knee ni ne

I don't know what desu does that is so fucking bad though, just fuckin explain it to me.
Does he flirt a lot? Does he just make low effort posts?
I can't change if I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

i heard that shit man...

haben schnat

...

Fate will deside little one.

i said GOOD DAY

vocaroo yourself saying something... "please sama hnnn thats nice give me that cock hnn im a dirty slut hnn yes jesus god yes"

in the most monotone voice you can

me irl

(im on the pick a side either works

nine


Desu publicly erotic roleplays and posts {most likeley ironically] the most degenerate things imagineable here in a community full of degenerates

Anyone from /lewd/ automaticaly gets the desu label before they do anything

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1KePysO6V5G

Isn't nezi a cutiepie irl tho?

...

... shits hilarious

vocaroo.com/i/s0mCa5ahcoZX


Seriously? That's it? Haha what the fuck, that doesn't even make sense.
So basically don't do sexual shit here, but in private. lmao
Whatever.

I think it's more of a meme than anything

Why can't I hold all these keks?

not monotone enough... one more take pls

kekkles


okay!

Things that bother you
never bother me
I feel happy and fine, haha
Living in the sunlight
loving in the moonlight
having a wonderful time

vocaroo.com/i/s0qXIMHSeJZW

nice... was it good for you?

not really, just felt like someone wanted me to do a scene for a movie, but a really shitty movie

Time to break the fast.
/lates

nearly perfect monotony...

thanks, I'm from minnesota, so it's my specialty

...

spent some time in hutchinson... neat library... and an amazing german restaurant at the corner

mff what the fuck is this shit

I've never been to no german places, also I don't know where Hutchinson is.

gnight peeps
gnight bruce willis

fuck you grim

...

goodnight curry...

man i love german food tho

...

I'm going to suck your cock clean.

nini grom

lol that face...

...

mff you slut...

user can i call you dad

can i be ur son

Daddy, are you masturbating right now?

Honey I'm home.

How's thread.

hey big boy
bruce willis is here tonight

Daddy is here.

call me papito...


not yet, i was fetching a beverage and urinating..

~ samaism#413 "you dont buy beer you rent it"

she looks pretty~

gimme

The real Bruce Willis? Or some fake bruce willie imposter?


Who? Who is daddy. Please don't tell me you're one of those 'cummies' people.

quit joking around
im serious

inb4 the korean is unimpressed.. with anything, but will argue about it

call me daddy.. would you like to suckle my teat?

yet?
So you're definitely going to then, huh?


dunno m8, sorry


user_sama is mi papito.
Nah, he's just hot as fuck and looks like an older man.
Looks like he's got rough hands that are only good for molesting soft flesh~

The big man himself
right here

...

certainly... to black chicks


"im getting to old for this shit"

nupe

As long as you don't go around begging for cummies I'll allow it.


Bruce Willis is basically my spirit animal. Him and Jason Statham.

why not?
:c

姜还是老的辣

so essentially I AM IZAYAS SPIRIT ANIMAL

not even me, till it's light out tbh


fufu, have fun then hun~


Oh? You're allowing me to do things now?
That make you my master or somethin?


Cause I just don't know! I think I saved it off of /a/.

This is mine

so, you like burgers, huh?

its the pepper diet

Are you Bruce Willis, my man? I'm interested now.


Perhaps. I'm not particularly interested in keeping you yet.


Is that supposed to be Gladiator?

oh fuck yes
I love burgers!
Burg! Burg! Gimmie!

GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME

That is MF DOOM

no you don't

B-BURG!

call me Bruce...

nice to meet you

rip

new

w-why not?

...